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Giving Face
If you know your man well I suggest a little sucky-kissy and a tussle in bed, everything but intercourse. Men, if you don't want her too moist, I suggest getting to it fairly quick, but for those who like the taste of a woman's clean, clear lubricant, make her drip, bring her arousal to a peak by touching and feeling her. Let her suck your cock, let her feel your body, be soft and pleasant, make her feel good, get her aroused. Then once you feel the time is right, rise up and push her down gently onto the warm clean sheets and kiss her. Take a while, make the kiss a good one, women like kissing, honest. If you don't mind going in with your mouth afterwards, you could even penetrate her a few times just to open her up a little. Then look into her eyes and smile mischievously as you begin to kiss her breasts working your way down her body to her pussy. The experienced man will raise his lover's legs over his shoulders and bury his mouth into her pussy, spreading her vaginal lips

The Love Of A Child
I have finally found, The love of my life. It feels so good, To be loved this much. To be depended on, For support and understanding. It's the greatest gift, that anyone can receive. The gift of everlasting happiness. I just wish that everyone, Could find the love I've found. The love I'm talking of, Is that of a child. My daughter is special, In every way that counts. She's my life, My world, And my very existence. When she smiles at me, My eyes light up with joy

Baseball Game
Peeing in the Bushes > > A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic > garbage bags, one in each hand. Because of a hole in one of the bags a > $20 bill occasionally falls our of the bag and onto the pavement. > Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills > falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .. > "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for > the warning!" > > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that > money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, > my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. And > each time there's a game, a lot of the male fans come and pee in the > bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the > bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his > thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" > >

Guy's Point Of View
When girls don't put out! > >This was written by a guy... it's pretty smart. > >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > > >FOR EXAMPLE: > >One evening! Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work

Well Of Tears
I've tried to block your memory, To protect me from the pain. Pretend I never knew you, And never heard your name. But these walls I've built aren't strong enough. And though I fight my tears in vain. My feelings still come creeping through, And hurt me just the same.

Crying Over You
Inside my body I'm crying. For the love that I denied. How I wish I could hold you, To dry these tears I've cried. How I wish we were together, Instead of being apart. Cause the love I have for you, Comes straight from my heart. Yes inside I'm crying, The mood I'm in is blue. And all for one reason, Cause I know I love you.

Raining Thoughts
A saddened soul, A lonely walk and suddenly it appears. Gently falling, A friendly liquid. Is it rain, or is it tears. Thoughts of you, Caress my heart. My soul begins to shout. To live your dreams and know your love, Is what life's all about. To feel you touch or taste your lips, To hold you once again. Will surely bring me sunshine, Instead of all this rain.

I Found A Really Old Friend Woohoo!!
I found the email address of a really old friend from about 5 or 6 years ago yesterday and emailed her before I went to bed so I spent all night at work wondering if the email address still worked and I actually had a reply this morning when I got home, so I am pretty excited, she disappointed me by getting remarried though. LMAO, ok I'm kidding. It's really fucking exciting because I've looked for her on and off since we quit talking. I sound like a little kid so ha! And anyone who laughs can go fuck themselves you cold, heartless bastards, LOL.

The Secret Is Revealed!
A Japanese explanation about the small arrow on your computer monitor. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when you move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? The mystery is finally solved. Now, through the miracle of high technology, you can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes visible. Click on the link below and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download an d, when it appears , slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle and you will see how the magic of the arrow is revealed. http://www.1-click.jp/

Interpreting Dreams...
Well...I've been sitting here the past couple of hours trying to figure out my dream from last night. I woke up at 4:30am...feeling very out of sorts...confused...sad...just "not right" so to speak... It was around 9pm...I had been in bed a while...had been reading...the television was on...Robyn had came in to tell me something...made sure that the phone was by my side as I do each and every night...and I remember my last thoughts before drifting off..."hope that Gary's okay and having a great evening"...and then I drifted away.... I remember a mist...kinda hazy and humid...it was swirling around me and I couldn't see anything...I heard the softest music coming from somewhere...don't know the music...never heard it before but it kinda reminded me of Yanni...I just stood there...very still...listening. I was scared to even breathe as the music may stop with any movement...it was so beautiful. Each note rang such deep feelings and emotions...it was like I could sense what the next

Warning, Surveys Are A Scam.
you get lured in with promises of points and entry for a possible greater prize. But they are bogus. for the past 4 days Ive been "preapproved" to do a survey, and after spending an average of between 5 to 10 minutes on each survey, it finishes and then Im told "you dont qualify for what we are looking for". So basically they want all their surveys to say exactly what they want, and dont want varied opinions. I feel if I spent all that time answering all those questions. I should get credit for doing the survey. IF they do have qualifications for surveys, they should ask them first thing, not wait till you've already taken the survey and waste all your time. This is the first "Negative" experience I've had since joining this site, and unfortunately its the site itself lying to me which makes it worse. I just hope to warn others before they are duped by this underhanded tactic, and save them the negative experience.

Find The Good Side To Every Situation
You cannot have the success you seek without some failures too. Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. What appear to be stumbling blocks and defeat before you Can be stepping stones to victory if you remain determined. In all of your adversities lies the seeds of equivalent advantages. In every defeat there is a lesson showing you how to win the next time. View your problems as opportunities. When it's dark enough you can see the stars. THE DAILY GURU

Honor Poem
Honor I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington. No

11 Signs U Are Crazy About Someone
¢¾ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. ¢¾TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ¢¾NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. ¢¾EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. ¢¾SIX: They're all you think about. ¢¾FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. ¢¾FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. ¢¾THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. ¢¾TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ¢¾ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾

Posers Or Not
Some people might not like us but i can give a fuck we are who we are Were all a family were in this together till the end and for all you wannabes out the that say your lo or a lette FUCK OFF noone wants a poser in a group they will get fucked up if we find out so stay out TO my juggalo and lette family much muthafuckin clown love "THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE"

Omg!
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Thursday, August 30: Fill your mouth with yeses. If you're willing and open, the universe will shower you with many delightful opportunities. Say yes to your darling's off-the-wall plans. Say yes to risks. Say yes to love. Today is the perfect day for this horoscope since I am leaving in an hour for the airport! So all I have to say is YES YES YES!

Friends Forgot To Fan
I havent been online has much as usual I answered 25 friend request last night most I forgot to Fan.. sorry :( if I did please send me private message Ill come back to your page ... I rated photos, added you, rated profile, bought you a drink but forgot fan please forgive me... Thanks have greta thirsty Thursday

My Clothed Dark Tee Was Marked As Offensive And Ordered To Be Marked "nsfw" Ck It Out!
Re: One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Show header Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:47:32 -0700 From: To: shop@fubar.com Reply-To: Size: 6 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have GOT to be kidding!!!!!!!!!! Have YOU looked at Dave of Canada's female friends on his page??? and on their pages, at their pics???? and have you looked at your BLAST BOXES????? Do YOU SEE what the pics in those boxes SAY??? and what the girls are wearing (or NOT wearing in those pics?????)?? I moved it, along with the horse picture, which I THOUGHT was the pic you referred to after checking all my nsfw albums to be sure they were all marked as such (and they were)....I could not find ANY pic that was not marked appropriately. Okay, guys, I am now going to go report to you on pictures that ARE nsfw that YOU allow----mostly because they are paying "VICs", I assume. That pic you say is NSFW was taken from the Gold's Gym----it is cloth

My Star Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Poem
boo hoo my lover has gone, gone off fubar now im all a lone feeling lost out him on my page, his wonderful gifts, miss seein his page, miss he fubar love his beautiful face, those wonderful words he last send 2 me that beautiful poem wil never b replaced.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Suffering From Amnesia
-Suprisingly little baggage. -Simple name(i.e, Bob Spoon, Jack Johnson). -You found him wandering the streets with a bandage on his head. -Honestly perplexed about the origin of his tattoo. -Doesn't think he's ever loved like this before. Should you break up with him? Are you kidding? He's a clean slate. You can dress him how you like, you choose all the movies, and he has no annoying friends or family. Jackpot! The only downsides are :(1) he could regain his memory, and with it, some control of the relationship; and (2) his family and/or friends may find and relcaim him. But they might not recognize him with the makeover you gave him. Keep him while you can.

New's
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Dragon Spirit Country (ty Black Dragon)
Dragon Spirit Country As the morning sun Shines over the land Radiating the warm Colors over the horizon The birds rustling their feathers As they awaken To feed their young and to Sing their songs The sights, sounds, and smells Awaken me to my senses I open my eyes and Stretch to my full length As I stand up My eyes look at my surroundings Searching for that First scene of life I see the rolling hills beyond Full of color and lumptious flowers As the bees swarm around them Taking pollen as needed I see the sparkling lake With the fish swimming about Going back and forth Busy like I see the green plains That stretch beyond my eyes Little creatures buzzing about Going on with their business My eyes wander upwards To the bluest sky ever Feeling the rays of the sun I close my eyes for a minute Absorbing all the nature around me My mind races My heart soars My blood boils I hear a familar howl In the distance The running of paws P

I Am Big And I Love It
I am a very big woman. I know that people say that just because I talk about it that I don't love my self or something because I am fat. So not true. I love being fat and I can call my self fat also. People say you are not fat you are just big boned or something like that people just do not like the word fat unless they are fat them selfs. I know I am fat and I love it. I am a BBW and I am with a man that loves BBW's. I talk to people on a site just for fat people. For all of the women out there that are fat. I am not going to tell you to love your self and all that crap that other people say to you to try to make you fell better. I am just going to tell you to be FAT. Because 85% of people in the world are FAT. Being fat in this world is not wrong anymore. Everyone that calls you fat in a bad way either does not understand fat people or just wants to be fat and have the love for them selfs that we have for are selfs.

Insecure
THIS BITCH HAD THE NERVE TO TELL ME IN MY SHOUT BOX, THAT I NEEDED TO LOSE MORE WEIGHT AND TO EXERCISE IM TO FLABBY. WHO THE HELL IS SHE TO JUDGE SOMEONE.GOD IF I LOSE ANYMORE WEIGHT I WILL DISSOLVE INTO NOTHINGNESS. ITS PEOPLE LIKE HER AND SOME OF THE MEN OUT THERE WHO MAKE US FEEL INSECURE ABOUT OURSELVES, AND NOT WORTHY OF ANYONE. IT PISSES ME OFF TO NO END THAT THIS BLOODY ASS BITCH MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY.JUST NEEDED TO VENT THEY CALL ME RIZZO@ fubar

He Gets Me
Calling to tuck me in, Chasing away my ghosts, Whispering assurances as I drift away, He gets me. Marge Simpson and pterodactyls, Oscar in his trash can, "We don't need no stinkin' badgers," He gets me. Daisies instead of roses, Quiet nights at home, Together even when we're apart, He gets me. His voice, His smile, His patience with me, He gets me. Today. Tomorrow. Every breath I take. He's got me.

This Weekend
Several months ago, I had the pleasure and honor of becomeing friends with two wonderful ladies here on Fubar ( Lost Cherry back then). Pam and Trudy. Since then our friendships have grown and as a couple we have became friends with them and their spouses. Pam lives pretty far away from us but Trudy and Chris live only about 6 hours. This weekend they are driving down to spend the weekend here. I am so excited, I cant wait to meet them in person, we are already so close it will just be awesome. I will post a blog afterwards to tell you guys all about all the fun we had. If you get a chance stop by their page and say hi. They are a wonderful couple and just all around nice folks ღ Chris & Trudy ღ@ fubar

Just 1 Rate Is All It Takes :)
BOOBOO IS THE BEST SHE HELPS EVERYONE!!! SHE'S ALREADY YOUR FRIEND AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ADDED HER YET!!! PLEASE STOP BY AND RATE HER PROFILE SHE DESERVES TO BE IN THE TOP 20 SO MORE PPL LIKE YOU CAN GET TO KNOW HER ♥BooBoo...Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar MANY THANX HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT

Why Are All Feel Good Issues...sports Related?
Good Morning… Did anyone catch the little blurb on MSN web page yesterday entitled “WHAT’S RIGHT WITH SPORTS?” Then the article went on to mention: after a summer of scandals 11 things to cheer about. 11 separate good things to cheer about. Well all those things were sports related, I know I read the article. The top story was of the Little League World Series won by America’s Team Warner Robins, Georgia The team which wound up against Tokyo, Japan in the World Series (Little League) But again it was SPORTS RELATED, I find it hard pressed today to not find a sports nut in or about my proximity. Well because, yes I am somewhat of a sports nut myself too. Not to be confused with a wacko nut which, I have played before. My feelings are of this on that. Why doesn’t someone write about 11 feel good things. Yeah, yeah the little leaguers from Georgia did great happy day. But, isn’t there good news always on the horizon? I mean, how about a child that contacted a rare disease and beat it?

Almost That Time
So I am sitting here, looking at my calander and its Aug 30th. Sept 1st begins goose hunting season and I am planning on being out there fairly early. I realize I have 1 month before archery deer hunting season opens up here in Rhode Island. Woohooo!!! For those of you who do not hunt or think its wrong stop reading here. If your continuing on you are either curious about hunting or have hunted in the past. The anticipation is killing me. For some getting up at 4am to walk out into pitch black woods would be a major turn off. Well for me its a feeling of joy, freedom, relaxation. Oh sure I have to be at the top of my game, my every sense needs to be focused on the sounds and sights around me. But I cant think of a better place to be then either sitting at a base of a tree or 15ft up in my stand. The sounds of early morning birds chirping, leaves russelling in a light breeze brings such a peaceful feeling over me. Any worries I have had are gone. When the sun finally rise and it brings

Timmys Bedtime Story Part 3
She woke up the next morning, not knowing if what she had felt was real. She raised her hand to her neck, the bite she could still feel. She got up got dressed, not wanting to be out of bed. She couldnt get the night, of passion out of her head. She went to work just the same, just like she had before. Her mind kept wondering off, to the dress that he had tore. How could it be a man she did not know, could keep her mind boggled, could make her want him so? The week seem to go by so slow, "Contessa were going to the inn tomorrow wanna go? What do you say? Thats right she thought with a smile, tomorrow is friday. She went home and took a bath. She was unaware of her lovers wrath. She went to bed but could'nt sleep. She even tried counting sheep. 11 pm she started her walk to the bar, walking so fast but she didnt get far. The stranger she had met the one that clouded her mind, steadly walked and grabbed her from behind. Hello lady Contessa he whispered in

How Fast Was Ron??
Ron was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds ... and it BETTER BE THERE OR ELSE." The next morning, Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Ur Prayers R Needed!!!
IF U BELEIVE IN GOD, WOULD U LIFT MY DAUGHTER UP IN PRAYER. YESTAERDAY WE FOUND OUT DAT HER CANCER MIGHT BE COMIN BACK, SO DA LAST THING I WANT IZ 4 HER 2 GO THRU ANOTHER ROUND OF CHEMO. SO PLS PRAY 4 US. THANX SO MUCH. MAY GOD BLESS ALL!!! YA BOI CHO$EN 4ROM DA CITY of ROSES. P.S. WILL BE UPLOADING PIX OF MY LIL 1NS IN A FEW DAYZ

Brain Stuff.....
1 Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9

Diffent From All My Others
i have been sitting here a little down today and was thinking if you have known me for years you know what the next 7 or so days are going to do to me if this id the frist time you have went thought this with me i am asking you to bare with me its hard on me to. most all of us have had some one come in to are life that has changed us in some way a friend teacher grandparent and other on sept 4th 1996 some one came in to my life for just a short time that changed my life in a big way she was so small she was only in my life for 45 mins you may ask how can some one that has olny been in your life for such a short time change so much about you well i guess she was in my life for a little longer then that in truth she was in my life for 4 days her name was helen lousie lalone yes thats my last name she was my frist baby i found out i was haven her the 1st sept 1996 i was 5 months along by then and on the 4th i had her she was 18 inch long and less then 2 pounds. she lived

What Kind Of Muscle Car Are You???
Take the quiz: What kind of muscle car are you?1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Graphic Novel
My friend has a graphic novel coming out soon, and I'd like to take the time to promote it. I'd explain it better, but I'm tired and can't think straight at the moment. I will tell you this though. It's a kick ass novel, and seeing it come together with reletively no hitches is great. It's looking far better than I though it was going to be. Here's the link to his site. www.lilguyproductions.com It has the first 2 pages of the novel on there and it explains what its about. We also have a page on myspace him and I set up promoting other aspiring writers and artists' work by posting their banners on our page to get their work out there to to let people know about it. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah and fans of this genre are welcome to, obviously. Here's the link to that site as well. myspace.com/mygraphicnovelists Check it out

35,000 Comments For Happy Hour Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and all the love will be returned :):):) luv y'all have a marvelous upcoming weekend hugs and kisses ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ ۞' on '2007-08-30 02:29:25')

Legend
legend or liar remains to be seen tore open my heart devoured it clean flashback gazing in your eyes i feel what's you shiny bright and so warm i get lost there freezeframe words that you've spoken i've always believed just lately i wish you'd say what ya mean i'm here for you so close if you want me. if you dont say goodbye snapback alone i shiver back to black left this place before but betrayal deceit and misprinted lies bring me back and keep me cold i'm torn and crying for you are you the killer or are you the savior?

Sublime And Ridiculous The First Mega Post From The Zany Clouds On Slap And Tickle. Read At Votre Perilos.
Tres belated felicitations mon cher ami and Moi hopes that the jours have been kind to tou as well as the Gods. It has been une fraught temp here but non muchas to show pour it but we did ales vous ent last night pour une Indian meal. It was tres bella and they were so pleased to see us after une long absence from there. We like to try different place each temp rather than eating at the same place each temp and this way everyone is happy and we do not get in that rut of being expected to eat in une place all the temp. They know us all over the area pour this reason and last annum when Moi was having problems following surgery and needing hot curries the word got around. Each different place we ate in they put mega amounts of chillies in everything, including in one place the rice, just so it would help Moi and this was so wonderful that they all cared enough to remember to make the meal hot pour mon persona. Still that is history and we enjoyed the meal. On the way home we c

In Line
i'll stand in your line when you've got some time for you n me maybe i'll stay or go liars fire burns me my weakness again is only desire truth and respect not bought not sold precious as gold left me all alone no scenic ride recognize our potential hear me clear dont be afraid of a love to the grave believe what you will i wait in line with endless sorrow

Lenape Creation Story
Lënape Kishelëmàwà'kàn The Lënape Creation Story The Lënape creation story is a long story that is usually told in three parts at three separate sittings. It is told here in it's entirety. **************************************** PART 1 - THE CREATION Our lèpà'chik, wise ones, say, "Kunakwat, lowat, nuchink... Long, long ago, in the beginning..." at first there was only endless space, and therein dwelt Kishelëmùkòng, the Creator. Nothing else existed at this time, all was silence and there was a great peace. Then it was that Kishelëmùkòng had a great vision. In this vision he saw the endless space around him filled with stars, and he saw the sun, the moon, and the Earth. On the Earth he saw mountains, valleys, lakes, rivers, and forests. He saw the trees, flowers, crops and grasses, and the crawling, walking, swimming and flying beings. He saw the birth of things, their growth and death, and other things that apparently lived forever. Then he heard songs, stories,

Friendship
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a

Poe Rocks!!!
The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe (1845) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating

The Romance Continues...
He sighed. And pulled her closer, relishing the feel of her lips on his throat. His teeth clenched against the agony of his own tearing flesh as she buried her blunt mortal teeth into him...fed upon him. Exquisite torture. He closed his eyes. And ran his slender fingers across the supple flesh of her back, laid bare to him as the cloth of her bodice tore beneath his iron grasp. He could not see the way the moonlight played upon it...outlining the bones beneath the alabaster skin. This did not bother him. He'd seen it before. He had waited for so long. When he'd happened upon her that first evening, he had nearly thought her a dream. She'd glided along the garden path and he'd been overtaken with the notion that she was an angel. Through the long nights since, he'd thought of little else but to hold her this way. He closed his eyes. And it was as if he could still see her...floating along below him as he rushed from rooftop to rooftop to keep up...taking care to r

August 30, 2007
No matter how dire the situation may seem, you just need to keep pushing. Fortunately, that's something you're quite good at -- perseverance might as well be your middle name! Someone close may need encouragement, too.

Rhought 4 Day
Let me Share This with you: Happiness is very important in our lives, a smile shared is a smile invested. Remember one thing that happiness is not a destination but a method of life and the best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Always be cheerful no matter what happens for The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how be behave when we dont know what to do. Always say nice things to people for u never know, u might just have saved a life. Always wear that smile, Cos it looks good U.

Why Is It So??
Well i have moved and have settled in my sisters house.. I have been here for i think 6 weeks now and after being here for 3 weeks my mum went to the doctor for a problam she had. 2 days later she is told she has cancer. For the last 2 weeks i have been taking my mum to tests and more tests. If i had not moved would she have got cancer or would she be fine now? I am sad and unhappy because of this. On Friday the 7th Sept she will have surgery for this. I have moved, i have my mum sick and the job that i was ment to get when i got here has not happened. So should i be happy or not?? Well i am a bit but still worried about my mum and also running out of money. Well thats life. I will live with it and still be as happy as i can. Take care everone and be happy.

Poem
put the rubber mouse away pick the spools up from the floor what was velvet-shod and grey dont wanna play with them no more what was warm is strangly cold whence dissolved that little breath how could something so small hold so immence a thing as death

Things I Want
I want to get my living room painted. [ive only been trying to do it since febuary] I want to get my anxiety under control. [its hard to call a dr when youve got phone anxiety] I want a 60+ disc cd player for christmas [like Kate has, with the sub and speakers and surround sound] I want Cable/DSL/Something other then DialUp [so tired of living in the stone age] I want a VIC [cuz im a camera whore who's always running low on pic space] I want a bigger bed [Glitter+Glitter'sBF+Daybed/SingleMattress=owwie sleep] I want my throat to stop burning [I woke up and vomited dinner up @3am idkw] I want to have the balls to msg that fetish photographer back [had too much anxiety to message him back after the initial response to if i wanted to be in a shoot] I want someone else to have a gym membership @ Lifetime [i never go anymore, i need a gym buddy!] I want a new yoga mat [andrew ruined my old one, dont let ppl barrow stuff] I want to finish my bedroom

Jokes On You
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

Dirty & Rude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is on

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me...
Well, the clowns won't REALLY eat me, but I feel like something bad will happen if I go back to my empty bed right now. My body hurts, I'm tired, I just want to hibernate, but every time I lie down I start thinking and that's bad. I want so badly to just fast forward the next few months to get through all the pain and healing. I want to feel whole again. I want to be able to go through my day without thinking things that will bring tears to my eyes. I have so much anger, grief, shame and sadness inside me right now, and they've all become some strange, toxic cocktail. I'm just so tired of it all! I am so quick to see the good in others, so eager to give them the benefit of the doubt, that I wind up opening myself up to worlds of hurt. Why does the right thing to do feel so terrible? I have to be up for work in a few hours. I'm so tired. I guess I should try sleeping again, huh.

Amputation
READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH LINE A.nother operation where M.y thoughts linger P.ast the present situation. U.pon wakening I feel a T.ingling in what should A.lready be gone. T.hough I look down and I.t is no longer there O.ther thoughts are N.ow forcing me to press on!

Okay So..
Heres this bitch that was hitting on my well now ex- Fiance. and she would hit on him just to piss me off so i'm gonna bitch about it. she would post shit like he does'nt need my drama.. etc. she was talking shit on his page knowing that i would look. and i find it kinda funny that she does'nt have enough guts to post it on my page. instead the bitch blocks me.. Just makes me laugh and i felt like telling you all about it. so.. whatcha think? make a new pro and get even or.. what? because this has me angered and then today i found the insides of my wallet in my mailbox because someone stole my wallet. atleast i got my cards and stuff back but i did'nt get my 24 dollar wallet or my fucking 124 dollars back!. Omg what a day i'm having then when i got to work i got bitched at for having messed up a order. then while i was at home my parents took away my phone during the day i get it at night. yes i'm 21 and my parents still take my cell away. ugh. then my daughter was flippin out. and i'v

What Is Going On With My Stash?
OMG I am about to rip my hair out by the roots, I posted a ton of things today in my stash, seems some of them got into my video slot, wtf. why is it doing that? Yes I am rambling lol Seriously is anyone else having this problem if so let me know, if not then I need to find out why it's doing that, just so you know, the pics are staying where they are, so when you go to video's and see pics you know why, I am not moving them, so call me a morron if you wish lol. So anyways, here I was sitting here looking like a dork and it hit me, want to know what it was, it was the blinds on my window lmao ,you all think I'm crazy but you know what, I love it, I am me and I wont change. ok taking myself to do something constructive, like rate the pretty ladies Love peace and arsehole grease, your friend Tequila Sunrise

My Heart Cannot Lie!
Even though she is next to me I turn my head the other way Why I vision you and not her I honestly cannot say I've tried to shake the feeling That you are here, not her Even at dawn when she awakes Thoughts of you kissing me occur When I'm alone I'm free Free to dream of you and I Even when she calls me There are thoughts of you I can't deny I told her she was my only one I guess I proved myself wrong Even though she hugs me tight What I feel are YOUR hugs strong! I thought I knew love existed But now it's hopeless to try You are now my only target Because my heart cannot lie!

Lyrics "anytime" By Eve 6
Gonna get in the car with a smile and the burn that I put on my arm the day you went away girl and I probably wont come back around agian. [repeat] Gonna drive all night through the red lights flying, over the hill to the county line blind, forgetting to forget that you're not mine. [Chorus 1] Kiss your Appocolyps for the last, last time runaway runaway runaway I can't find anytime you think it changed your mind, [Chorus 2] Anytime you want jump back too me anytime, jump back to me anytime, jump back to me anytime, come back one more time anytime. There's a place where I go to take the edge of the day, when the radios up your face fades away, flicker flicker dim and fade to black. With a back pack packed, with a mug and a map. Gonna drive too fast, Gonna not look back, light the night with a blow torch and a match. [Chorus 1+2] Got no time reason or rime, not gonna stop, gonna ride all night [repeat three times] [Chorus 2] (without you want) [Chorus 1 (

Independent Family Is On The Prowl For New Members
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So Estatic!
So I have set up a photo shoot with a photographer for the 15th of September to model and get a start on my portfolio. Wardrobe and what not is still being discussed, and hair and make-up, well I've got to figure something out for that. I'm really nervous and excited at the same time because I don't know what i'm doing and it is a bit unnerving. On the other hand this could possibly pose to be a GOOD thing! Plus it's getting me into that whole photographer/model clique so that I can learn how the industry works. I'll get my foot in there somehow even if I have to do the modeling first to see how this goes. I think the few people that inspired me really have me a bit intimidated, but they are awesome, and they have the beauty and skill for it. I hope that maybe someday I might be able to have that experience and the knack for it. I always wanted to try modeling, but was always intimidated, especially due to my small stature and me thinking that no one would ever want to phot

Ex Back Home
when u have an ex back home in a different state would u/should u c them if u visit back home agin??? cause i this ex and my gf wants me 2 go and say hi 2 him and his mom. but i dont want 2 look like a fool. but if i'm just passing through my gf thinks its ok. whatcha think???

Down Rater Alert !!!!!!!!! Lol
I would love for u all to stop by this young beautiful lady and give her a warm 1 welcome.... yes i said a 1 lol she dont rate no higher then 1's.... so lets plz welcome her.... although i slipped and gave her an 11.... crazii_shortii@ fubar

Losin $$$$$
It is done so after you have paid for it.And guess what?........Thats right, you dont get your money back!!!!!SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!Thats like goin to the grocery store, spendin $50 on food and on your way out the door, the Mgr comes up and says sorry, your purchases have been REJECTED!!!!!And you go home empty handed and $50.00 poorer!So, before you buy your next blast, or HH, or anything here on Fu...You might wanna ask yourself this...Is This A Chance....You Want To Risk?This is for informational purposes only!

Lyrics Everyone Can Love Lol
i told her she was cute. She said "you’re cute. For a girl. look, i like you a lot, but i like to give head." i lay down on my bed, i said "try me." She said "no, it’s dick i’m after, darlin," and She headed for the door. i said "if it’s dick you’re after, darlin, try my top dresser drawer." "but I’ve got small hands," i said, "they never go limp when i fuck i got girl parts myself, so i know where’s good to suck". She paused. i moved closer. She said "i’m not sure I buy it." But her nipples perked, her pelvis jerked, She said "i guess i’ll try it." She stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned. and that night i learned that skin is where this revolution gonna begin, touching one woman at a time, showing there’s no crime in feeling this good God would be a dyke if She could find someone to hold her, instead of holding her up as the dark image in the church of my bedroom she stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned, spread, said "oh god." "Yeah, darlin", i said "a

Another Untitled
The heat weighed heavy out there. She felt it like an everlasting, unforgivable layer. In her lungs the air felt thick like a hurt lovers scorn. She tried to move and her body felt heavy like bricks, As she started the car she struggled, Struggled with the steel lead ball, Fist size it sits uninvited in her stomach. Gulping the air so thick and warm, She pulls out of her driveway, Keeping the screaming in her head from coming out. The screaming stops but its not over yet. Here come the voices putting doubt and worry in her head. Suddenly she realizes she is nearing her destination. Quickly she reaches and lights a cigarette. Pulling into the parking lot trying to keep herself from fleeing. Her body felt like it was screaming. As the car turned off her heartbeat started racing Automatically she started gathering her everyday armor, Of her mp3 with headphones and shady eyes. A book was added this time. Stepping outside felt like an everalsting opression, An agreem

Quit Smoking Update :-)
Haven't had a cigarette since 11:20am yesterday. It's 3:04am 8/30/07. I've definitely had cravings. Purely psychological since I'm using Snus... No spitting required. This is the "Frost" version. It's great! It smells and tastes just like spearmint! Wonderful!! No gross taste at all! As the afternoon wore on the cravings for a cig waned. Occasionally I'd get up without thinking and slip my birks on and then it'd hit me. "What am I doing??" LOL I don't smoke anymore. It is a bit weird. Adjusting to not smoking. Already I'm breathing better. Haven't had any asthma today. It's wonderful! I used to deal with asthma almost 80% of the day/night. I always had it at night. No exceptions. Nope. Not tonight! Amazing what 16 hours without a cigarette can do!! I am proud of myself. Yes I am fighting only a small portion of the battle right now. But to me, it feels like a HUGE portion. I think it's the biggest portion of the problem. My psyche. That addiction I believe is my biggest

Moving
Hey ya'll. I'm gonna be leaving in a few days to go to Florida. I've just about go everything done with here and ready to go. I won't be online for probably a few days, but will get on as soon as I can. Talk to ya'll later. Call me if ya'll want. If you need my number, let me know. Redneck

Random Bitching
Ok, how do I feel tonight? Well, I feel like doing some random fucking nsfw bitching. You may think it's funny/ not funny I don't give a fuck. Believe it or not, I didn't want to see your cock I wanted to see your face. I know that you didn't understand this and that's why you have five pictures of your face and two whole albums dedicated to different angles of your cock. It also validates my suspicion that you were lying when you told me sex wasn't the most important thing in a relationship. Next.. if you realize I don't respond when you keep shouting at me, stop shouting at me, it's obvious I'm talking to someone else. It IS possible. Pick another girl on your friends list to stalk. Next.. (I got some serious rage) Stop asking women if size matters. It matters enough that there are no women with you. Read the fucking sign and get a clue. Next.. (wow) Don't tell me you want to be my friend, yet ask for a nsfw pic without reading my poetry. Words don't compare to action

Shadow Mate
You are a cowardly man, Who hides in the shadows of fear. You stand up for no one; not even me. Why do I love a man who doesn't defend my honor or misguided feelings. Living in a state of anger an hurt. Why must you linger on the sidelines. Cheering for the otherside an not defending your queen. I hopelessly forgive for one day you could realize. Who is leading the truth and who is trailing in the lies. I've given you love, and defended my saint. Why must I beg for the same grace. Some Knight in Shining Armor who turns out to be a unmasked cowardly lion. Who hides in the corner hoping to go unnoticed. While time wastes by and I grow hunger.

Oh No What Did I Do!?!?!?!?
Ok so I don't normally do the contest thing but today I did... AHAHAHAHAHAH ok so now i need help if anyone reads this please rate and comment bomb me. I am not looking to win just not be in last place.... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=542740&i=461522262# thank you oh so very much......

Debating On Whether I Am Gonna Stay Or Go.
Well, I am beginning to wonder if I am really wanting to stay on here now or not. First, I have loved this site and the MANY friends I have on here. That is the downside about whether I want to leave or not. I would be afraid that if I left I would lose a lot of my friends on here. Most of you have kept me on my toes, kept me laughing when I needed it, listened to my gripes without a condescending word, and even just listened when I needed to talk. I have been busy with work, and checking out other things online and working on the family tree, but nothing has taken shape on that part lately. Ok, I will keep everyone posted. If you want to know the truth, I am not sure about what I am going to do at this point. Later Gators!

Nudist Colony Membership!! Funny Shit
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for

Affair(suggestive)
Here I lay, Another victim, Notch the bedpost Prostrate, for you. I shouldn't you shouldn't we shouldn't But can't keep my hands off you the way your shoulder tastes when I bite smell of your skin as you rub against me or maybe it's just the way you fuck I don't know no more sleeping baby turn off the lights time moves too fast and you move too slow he and she and they aren't here never suspect and don't know a thing moving faster, because times running past us and you inside me is all I want to be given entirely to you and this moment turn off the lights no more sleeping baby

Absence Of Concern, Framing Hanley, Submersed, And Evan's Blue
We went to fire tonight and saw four GREAT bands!I figured that Absence of Concern would blow them all out of the water, but I was dead wrong. Framing Hanley is a new band out of Nashville, and let me tell you, THEY KICK ASS. Submersed ROCKED THE FUCKING HOUSE. There was some drama going on so I didn't get to see much of Evans Blue, but they were good too... *sigh*

You Never Know Till Its To Late
He sits alone thinking, thinking how things could have been if he just went to her - help her - told her he cared that he loved her and held her when she was upset & cold - sick if he called to say hi or showed her off to the world, but he doesn't try to fix what he did - he does nothing. He hears the phone ringing - but dosen't move an inch, He closes his eyes wondering if its her but cant move wonders if she even loves him wonders why she would put him through the pain of running away after a fight - why she would say such hurtful words to him after he loves her so much and tries to be the man she needs.... "She sits alone hoping for a reason, wondering why she lives wondering why she should care, why she loves him still, why he didn't come after her, after she ran away from him, she said she would end her life, she calls to say she did it, its all over that she loves him and will till she dies she is sorry for all the hurtful things she said and pain she put him through... h

True Leadership
True Leadership Jesus Christ came to earth in the form of a helpless, tiny baby. He was born into this world in the same way as you and I were born into this world. It is beautiful moment when a child is born, no doubt. But it is proceeded by pain, sacrifice and stress that is well above normal. The events surrounding child birth, while common, are fraught with peril for both mother and child. Jesus willingly consented to become part of this process. He is God from God, Light from Light - truly beyond our finite comprehension. His will manifest in His spoken word was the power behind the creation of the Universe from nothing. He is omnipotent, all-powerful beyond the mind of the creators of science fiction and time itself. To cloth Himself in the purest of light with a cascade of red giant and white dwarf stars is not beyond His capacity. Isaiah 40 tells us that He holds the universe in the span of His hand. At last check, that measures 12 billion light-years from the tip of His

Fly The Flag 9/11
Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same...you get the idea. THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bath

Screaming
Soo.. here it is, yet another day in my life. This is one of the only places I have to speak some of what is going on, so here I go. My sister stays in my room every Wed night and I asked her to stay Monday night as well because we have to share a car. I need to tutor at a school for 15 hours and need the car monday or tuesday morning. she told me i was out of my mind and that she is not staying another night. I talked to our mom and told her the situation and since my sister will not work more hours and spend all her boyfriends money and now she can not repair her car, that my mom agrees on sharing the car so I can tutor and not fail my class. My sister said mom talks a lot of shit because she wont stay. Then we found out another four people are pregnant today that are in the family, and so when I told my sister that I was sick from the flu, she told me that it could be because I was pregnant too. I told her I was not my cousin, not really meaning anything mean by it either, and she c

Morons On Fubar
So i added a girl last week on here. She accepted but completely ignored any shouts or messages. So i get re3ally sick and start to move so i have no internet and when i finally get onlin i was checking my shit form last week and saw she had deleted me. So i asked her what her problem was and she completely gave me this aqttitude like it was my fault acted liek she was better then me and blocked me and i had said nothing derogatory towards her. Seriously im sick and tired of fucking bitches who act like that. Get a clue.

I Want To Know You!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you wer e stu

Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance will you serenade my senses... come spill your truth upon me- Give me provocative words to tease my ears, indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion... The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue, so soothe me Submerge me in your music before we dance again...

Oh Well
Well I think it is time for me to give up. And that really upsets me. Or at least just slowly fade into the sunset. Well someone special made it through training and is part of a very good company. Well they graduated per say, and this afternoon I sent a congratulatory just nothing romantic. Congratulating her on another success. I am not messaging and even with all the encouragement I get from this one special person. I don't want to be this way or feel this way. I am really not encouraged cause she would have known who they were from even though I did not sign the card. The one thing that hurts the most is giving up. I hate it with a passion, and most of my band of brothers would tell you the same. But now I feel its as though she has to chase me. I try to be nice, generous, I give of time I don't even have. I know who is gonna kick me in the ass. But, I did not message or say anything hoping for a simple thank you. But it did not come, so I feel like I need to move on

Steppin' Up To A Challenge
The chef stepped to me and told me that I have to create a salad and have it ready by 5p.m. Thursday.I'm all the way down for it.I don't feel nervous at all.I figure it's all part of me wanting to expand my cooking knowledge.I'll learn if he or they,meaning all for of the chefs,like it or dislike it.It's all about the process towards the goal,not the goal itself.

No License Behind The Wheel
SFGATEDebra SaundersHE STATE Senate already has voted 25 to 14 to create a special exemption in state law that would reduce the mandatory 30-day impoundment of cars driven by unlicensed drivers, so that offenders who have never had a valid license can get their cars back after 24 hours. Right now, when officers impound the cars of unlicensed drivers, the mandatory term is 30 days. A new law would keep the 30 days for drivers whose bad driving led to the forfeiture or suspension of their license — may the courts add whatever punishment they so choose — but create a loophole to give unlicensed illegal immigrants their cars back overnight. Expect the California Assembly to approve SB626 as early as today. Break federal immigration law, then break California law by driving without a license, and Sacramento wants you to get your car back the next day so that you can continue driving without a license — and probably without insurance, because you need a license to qualify for it. It’s

Water Vs. Wine
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey etc.) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a publi c service.

Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows... You can't be all things to all people. you can't do all things at once. You can't do all things equally well You can't do all things better than everyone else. Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's. So... You have to find out who you are...and be that. You have to decide what comes first...and do it. You have to learn not to compete with others, Because no one else is in the contest of being YOU. And then... You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness. You will have learned to set your own priorities and make decisions. You will have learned to live with your limitations. You will have learned to give yourself the respect that is due. And you'll be the unique...and happy human being! Always believe... That you are a wonderful,unique person. That you are a once in all history event. That it's more than right...it's your duty, To be who you are! That life is not a problem to solve, But a gift to cherish. And th

Mary's Peak Trip
Man what a nite I had last nite. Ever try navigating 2 1/2 mi of mtn trial while high on shrooms, Guiness and something I smoked called 'Train Wreck"? And this was @ 1am Made it back to camp without any new scars this time, lol As soon as the pics are editted I'll share em. Got some cool videos of the sunset and moonrise.

Silent Thoughts
A simple thought of you and I'm gone again, Just thinking about your sweet face. Wishing I could touch your body, While giving you kisses all over the place. I'd caress your back, As you stare into my eyes. The thought of you here next to me, Puts my body in a rise. Your hands all over my skin, While your tongue traces my lips. The feeling begins to intensify, As you move just past my hips. I imagine you inside of me, And I let out a slight moan. The thought of you making love to me, Begins to set the tone. Slower in the beginning, I want to feel your every thrust. Your kissing my neck now, As you touch me on my bust. I run my fingers through your hair, As you breathe into my ear. I bite down on my lower lip, Just wishing you were here. You pick up the pace now, And I begin to lose control. I imagine your face looking down at me, As the ecstasy takes its toll. You rub my face with your hands, And softly kiss me on my cheek. You can tell just

The New York Yankees
Well Well Well, The Yanks have now come back to 6 games behind the first place Red Sux. I think that in the end the Yanks will win the division yet again. It is only a matter of time till they take ring 27. First they will get the Wild Card lead and then go for the East title. They have been on a roll since the All-Star break and will continue on the way to the Championship. LETS GO YANKEES.

♥maii Famiiliia♥
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For August 29,2007
For August 29,2007 Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective.

Angel Knocking At The Door
Angel Knocking at the Door There came a frantic knock At the doctor's office door, A knock, more urgent than he had ever heard before. ~~~~ "Come in, Come in," the impatient doctor said, "Come in, Come in, before you wake the dead." ~~~~ In walked a frightened little girl, a child no more than nine, It was plain for all to see, she had troubles on her mind. ~~~ "Oh doctor, I beg you, please come with me, My mother is surely dying, she's as sick as she can be." ~~~~ "I don't make house calls, bring your mother here," "But she's too sick, so you must come or she will die I fear." ~~~~ The doctor, touched by her devotion, decided he would go, She said he would be blessed, more than he could know. ~~~~ She led him to her house where her mother lay in bed, Her mother was so very sick she couldn't raise her head. ~~~~ But her eyes cried out for

The Drama Queen Is At It Again
The drama queen are at it again and this time they are picking on someone else and me. I am amazed that this person has to be in everyone business and creating problems for those that are around. A friend of mine just lost a really good friend because of the drama queens. The drama queen said things that weren't true and now my friend is very upset. She also started in on me again but I know karma is gonna get her and if karma don't I already have a plan in action to get her the shut the f up. I rarely go anywhere because of medical problems and but when I do its usually not where she is at. I avoid her as much as possible. But she seem to show up anyway. I feel bad for the people she lies to because eventually the lies will catch up with her and those people are gonna feel bad for believing her. She even had the nerve to tell someone that I didn't like them and I didn't even know the person. It is annoying to see my friends getting hurt by this person who claimed to be there fr

Don't Mean To Offend
Yes I have a face...if your a friend you have seen it....Yes my personal gallery is a bit over the top but hidden. I you have asked to see it and are offended....certainly not my intention...all the women here are special and great. Thanks to all who have reached out and for those, well you know. My apologies..... MM from Lauderdale

Oh Its Been Awhile.
70 Quirks about me: 1. What are your initials? BFJ 2. Like to wear the most? My hat 3. Last thing you ate? Garlic Bread 5. I say Shotgun, you say? beer, or serenade 6. Last person you hugged? Good question. 7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Not that i know of. 9. Name something you like physically about yourself? My eyes. 10. The last rumor you heArd about yourself in school/work? Everything you ever heard about me is true. 11. Who is your best friend? Amber 12. Why are you still up? Bordom. 13. Who/What made you angry today? Nothing really. 14. what is your favorite food? philly cheese steak 17. Favorite holiday? 4th of july or halloween. 18. Do you download music? yea 19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yeah. 20. Who's your favorite celeb? Oh oh oh elliot from scrubs. or chrisopher walken. 21. Would you date the person who posted this? Haha that would be interesting and fun. 24. Do you like George BuSH?

Hookers And Kuckholds.
soo... .. . just a thought; a girl, ugly or pretty, posts a few pics of herself in skin revealing clothing, even if , those too are just as ugly as her body, she will somehow, obliviously attract this creepy crowd of ppl who sift through photos and profiles just to find a peek of someone elses skin, they undoubtedly think is so "sexy". eh.. makes me think too much from disgust and confusion ... .. . and i was just thinking about a few months ago, when i was approched to live with this couple in cinci, i think they wanted me as a sex slave, but they were wiccan, and had just gotten married, and wanted to add one more mommy to the mix or something, and then i remebered that guy who asked me if i was interested in having a kuckhold. erm. however you spell it. i didnt even know what it was. lol. but. i do now. and uhh.. for facts sake, i dont want one!. altho, living at my moms again sure does make me rethink that couples proposal a tid. lol. ;|

I Want To Know You!!!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you wer e stu

Does Any Female Want To Chat
I am a bi woman in a realationship that is looking for a woman to join us as friends and see where it goes from there if u do then IM me at bettymatt2007@aol.com,yahoo.com,& or myspace.com or u could email me here on fubar TTYL P.S. my name is betty ok see ya

Yes
Yes, I am wonderfully fond of women dressed in undresses, stockings bunched around ankles and legs tossed high high high into the glorious sky, skating on the glassed-over eyes of my moment of tiny death. Yes, I am slave to the slathering flesh, shaved nicely and neatly and rising like a skinballoon, belly above me and breasts breaking over the sides, wide smile smoldering - yes, she is flush, feathered, frothing, unfolded, unfettered and yes, to the ceiling, the floor, the walls, the windows, the door - this cage can't contain us as everything rattles, now rumbles - she screams, I am screaming and yes! © All rights reserved

5660 To Level
HAPPY HOUR IS IN A FEW MINUTES IF YOU CAN HELP HIM LEVEL..THANKS FOR EVERYONES HELP TODAY LEVELING..SORRY I WAS MISSING..JUST NOT FEELING WELL.. ALSO I POSTED AS A BULLETIN A SMALL LEVEL UP FOR 700 POINT IF YOU WANNA HELP HIM TOO xcon2582 Member of Club F.A.R.@ fubar

What Is Trust??
Trust is a fragile thing, or so they say, trust is gained over many years or months but can be distroyed in a matter of minutes. why do people abuse your trust? is it because they think there better than you? Is it out of greed, because you are trying to attain something that they will never have. Is it because there jealous and want to be more like you. Trust is something that should be sacred but alot of people take it for granted and use and abuse the trust that is given to them.

Love....
Love lies deep within me untouched and rarely sought hardly finding anyone who can truly see these fights have been fought all losing bouts yet to my morals i remain devout to always try and be everything someone may need why can no one see this love that lives deep within me

I Stopped Touching Tha Butt
wat up..i finally bit the cravings and stopped touching the butt..cigarette butts...its been 4 days..of will power...i hope i feel beeter at the end of the road...u know its hard when their in ur face and all u can think of is ...how bad i dont need it..im trying to get as close to the day before i ever touched a cig or a drug or alcohol...i want all my freedom and soon i will have it..my body doesnt like the fact that i quit pills...alcohol..pot...cigarettes...but hey i would like to live as long as i can i dont need my health to b in jeopardy anymore...much love to all u that read this....wish me luck...ttyl

I Got It In The Rear For The First Time Today!!!l Ol
lol...Now that I got your attention, take a look at my new pic album. This might make you think a little more when you are on the roads. I was working local today. I was headed north on 95, towards 45th st., and traffic came to a halt (as usual in that area). A guy that was a little preoccupied, didnt notice what was ahead of him. By the time he did realize everything, it was too late. He had no time to stop, and SLAMMED into me. Thankfully, I remembered everything my father, and uncle ever taught me about driving. Just as he was about to hit, I let off the brakes a litle bit. That made the impact a little softer. Dont think he was some old man, or driving like an idiot, he was just a bit occupied with something else. He seemed a nice guy. THANKFULLY he walked away with some powder burns from the airbag, and i bet he will be hurting worse than I am. The impact was still strong enough to slam me forward, and now I am hurting from my neck down to the upper back. PLEASE!! pay attenti

What Is Going On?
Here is the question at hand what is going on? I have never had a problem gettin a man. I have never had a problem being alone. Or have I maybe that should be the question. Do I really know myself as well as I think? Am I special to anyone or no one at all? Am I Wifey material or just Fu ckin material? Do I sit on someone specials mind or way heavy on someones heart? Am I just not good enough to be part of anyones world? Why does it seem like negative things only happen to me? So someone pleaz tell me. What is going on?

Can I Be Your Superman
Seems the universe just HAD to get one more idiot posted to my blog before my night ended. I received the following email from C.I.B.Y.S. followed immediately by the IM session. He's 20... gods forbid he even bother to look at my age! I'm not into kids. ...I think I would be just slightly more impressed if they only spoke English or at least in a manner that didn't hurt so much to read... its called a dictionary asshole! ohh woww.. u are just one beautiful woman [just one?]...i just love ur pic that smile just got me...I'm Mark by the way.. u got me all shy over here to talk to u..but i guess i just had to atleast try to talk to u. [Shy? So shy you make it to my blog which we all know means you tried to initiate online sex] i would lov to talk to u sometime if i may.if u gotta name on yahoo or msn would be good to talk to u on there..soo hows everything going with u ? hows life treatin u C.I.B.Y.S.: hey cutie how u doin Devils Daughter: I'm good, you? C.I.B.Y.S.: im

Lover, Awakened
With one movement, now, she shifts, soft shallow breaths breaking across my neck - my lover, awakened, arisen to me, rolled atop and surely, slowly, sweetly (over down in) - I am taken to the moment. Tidal, tender, lips drifting together and the undulation of our bodies seeking the same sure rhythm - we are two, then one, then vapor rising from the altar of our unbounded love, mists of manic motion adrift on this sea of perfect love, lost, forever found. We are crying out, now, calling to the walls, the ceiling, to each other: "This is... yes, I... please, please, please." Outside, two birds take flight. © All rights reserved

Thoughts Of Ex's
Dont you just love those ex's that go around talkin shit pissed off bc they fucked up and lost you.So they decide to trash you bc they feel like a complete dumbass...Well I know you are reading this..Grow the fuck up..Stop acting like a child and act more like an adult mother for once...I am tired of stupid fucking people..I am tired of the fucking ignorance....GROW THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Background...
this is about a person i had a crush on for 5 years she opened my heart when i was closed she showed me kindness and gave me attention and she was the only one who did so i have lots of things iv written to her that only few ppl have read my Master room music blog was wrote in memory of what happened between us and all my notes i wrote her that are now stashed in my yearbook next to her picture... i told her my feelings and i did so at the wrong time in her life and i paid for it she ignored me she regrets this i believe bc she has always seemed like she wishes she didnt but i seen her today and it brought all those feelings back so i am writing heh

Hmmm? First Time...
This is my first one. Kinda rough. Getting a feel for it. I've read a lot of them lately and decided to try and give it a try. Let me know honestly what you think. Especially on how I can improve. Thanks. My legs wrap tightly around your body. Just hours before we fought about whatever we could. Now we reconnect with our bodies and our hearts and this is my proof to you how I love you so. I trace my hands along your face, gently tracing your lips I lean up to kiss them. I feel you pull out of me and I unwrap my legs from your waist. You watch intently as I position myself on all fours, lowering my arms onto my elbows, leaving my backside exposed to you. I feel your hands cup my breasts and squeeze my nipples. Your hands move from the top of my back to the bottom. You bring them to my butt and squeeze gently. My juices start to flow. You've always known how to drive me wild. Your hands move to my pussy lips and I can feel you start to spread them, the cold air delivering chills thr

Pssssstt...i Have A Secret To Tell
your a NUT....HA HA HA HA....checkin to see who'd fall for it....but I wuvs yaaaaaaa's...heres a kiss just for you incase you might get a lil angry..lol...careful the next secret might be a swat or a thwap upside the head..he he...

Who Is This Person?
Ok, I don't mind a female stalking me, whether that is the case or not but everytime I go to my chatbox, I find this woman, her first name is April and her home page is merrybuffalobutt@meez.com, so if your reading this, let me know what your FUBAR ID is and if you want to talk to me, let me know because then I can go to my chatbox and we can chat there, please? I never thought for five minutes that I'd have a stalker and I don't mind it as long as I don't get death threats or some crap like that because if that is the case as to what is going on, I PROMISE YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU! Because simply if I get threatened at all, that's what'll happen, I won't tolerate that crap no way and no how. I also would appreciate knowing your FUBAR ID even if I do know your first name here, April, so leave me a comment on my profile or e-mail me, I don't care or use the shoutbox, ok? Thanks

Tomorrow In Rain
Tomorrow let us walk in rain, caressed by cool breezes, hands clasped - and let us turn together, gather moments mystical, press lips, and silently collide. Oh, I am made man by you and trembling touches as the rataplan of this storm builds outside and in us - we are waiting, now unsated, for the soughing of two bodies meant to be one - come together. Tomorrow let us walk in rain, unworried by the wetness, warmed by unspoken oaths as reflections on the shiny sidewalk. Our love is constant, made to colors beneath grey clouds crowded together to look down upon us, jealous of the lightning we two make. © All rights reserved

Past Becomes Present (ally
Past becomes present..... When past becomes present is it a message from hell or is it heaven sent am i to suffer and dwell on a pain long past she came so fast there she was standing there i seen her eyes and the flow of her hair my heart let out a million sighs hugs were given pasts forgiven how did it come to be what made those bad times the reasons i still cant see did i commit some crimes did i hurt ur pride by wanting to be by ur side these reasons remain unknown perhaps thats how they will remain forever lost to you for me to never own yet my heart will always jump at your name that night was amazing when it was like only me and you were dancing when past becomes present should we cower and run or is it an angel sent down to brighten our lives and be our sun the past may be pain but the present may allow happiness to remain....

Unwound
One night, drunken, falling into her, stumbling together - I remember feeling unwound inside her, as if finally let loose from primal need and into something greater; as though all moments circled that single mote of time; her skin, her hair, her eyes, lips, hands mixed with mine in the sticky summer air like the familiar sound of distant voices and laughter across the lake, the clink of bottles, a speedboat. We kissed. © All rights reserved

Dawn Out Loving Mother
Dawn Our Loving Mother Mom's smiles can brighten any moment, Mom's hugs put joy in all our days, Mom's love will stay with us forever and touch our lives in precious ways... The values you've taught, the care you've given, and the wonderful love you've shown, have enriched my life in more ways than I can count. Her love is like an island In life's ocean, vast and wide A peaceful, quiet shelter From the wind, the rain, the tide. 'Tis bound on the north by Hope, By Patience on the West, By tender Counsel on the South And on the East by Rest. Above it like a beacon light Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer; And thro' the changing scenes of life I find a haven there. Your cry pierced the morning silence All I heard was you. I blocked out the sounds, I blocked out the sights. I see only you. Your tiny hand grips my finger Our eyes meet An instant bond is formed Your smell swirls around my head I begin to wipe off your body Your hair fresh to

That One Guy
I hate that I get jealous when I know I shouldn't be. I hate that I blew up on him. I hate that I made myself look like a jealous fool in front of the girl. I hate that he considers me his best friend. I really hate that I met him now. I hate that I can't tell him the truth. I hate that I took three energy pills and can't stop shaking. I hate that I now have nothing to do to get rid of the energy. I hate the way I feel right now. I hate that I'm really beginning to dislike guys. I hate that I'm acting like girl. I hate that I'm so stupid.

We Need This Fubar Change...copy And Repost, To Spread The Word
Fubar has been making a lot of changes...some for the better, and maybe some not so. But, none the less, I feel, and I know others do too, because I have read blogs, and bulletins from others on the subject, that something really needs to be done about the friends list. It is entirely too hard to try and find friends, if they don't happen to appear in the first few. I know how bad it is for me, and I have a little over 200 friends. I'd hate to be some of you who have 1,000!!! We need to be able to mark what friends we want to appear at the top of our list...and show more friends per page, than they do now. Below each friend is the option to add to family, give us a button to "add to top 50 friends". Also if they want, they could continue the option... "add to 51-100", "add to 101-150", and so on. The way the friends list is set up right now, is NOT VERY FRIENDLY!!! IF YOU AGREE THAT FUBAR NEEDS TO MAKE THIS CHANGE, AND MAKE IT FAST, PLEASE REPOST THIS AND LET'S GET THE WOR

+sleeping Pills Rawk.
This person says they've been looking at all my comments and they make me an 'ugly cunt'. Sweeeeeeet, they noticed I'm a girl.(beats getting called a 'dick') Anyhoo, sometimes I wonder if people WANT others to be more hateful than they truly are. Perhaps they are uncomfortable with the fact that ALL of my comments are not hateful, actually most of them are just funny and full of honest advice...it's the realization that I am only an asshole to retards with stupid mumms that must hurt. But whatever, to that anonymous person : I can't get over you. You have made me feel accepted into the 'Kickass Honest Mummers' club or something. It's like a medal I just won with my wit!+

My Ex And Son
i am so sick of ppl asking me about my ex.. an why he is not wanting to be in our kids life.. my oldest loves his dad.. but does not want to talk to him.. he tells ppl that he has a secret that he has to tell his dad and me.. i got it out of him a few weeks ago.. he wants to tell me and his dad in person that we need to be together.. i told him that that will never happen.. that its just me and him and his brother.. i told him im sorry his dad is not around.. an he has to know that his dad loves him.. yet at the same time i want to tell him that he should hate his dad.. cause i know i do.. its just wrong of him to stay out of their life.. there great kids.. he is such a fool..what really sucks.. is my oldest tells ppl that he is the daddy now.. cause my ex is gone.. an u know i just dont know how to fix this. im never going back to my ex.. yet i can ask any one to be the male in my boys life. its just wrong to ask that.. they both need some one to be that male person for them.. its jus

Another Piece Of My Work (poem)
"...THAT girl..." you've gotten your revenge take it...that's it does it make you feel better? to know you did a number on me? to hear about how i cry, how i hurt.... how you can go off into the world without a care while i sit at home and embrace the sweet air... of a place that once smelled like your hair of a place once graced by your grace so go on tonight, have a good laugh... smile like nothing was there... no sweet loving angel on the shoulder... but an absent minded devil feeding you lies to you that is all fine... so go on tonight, live up the life... one day you will see all the greatness once missed and that absent minded devil longing to be replaced by that sweet loving smile...will still be sitting there while that guy with the smile... is sitting in his room waiting for that girl... that one with the sweet smelling hair...

A Piece Of My Work (poem)
"No Home" I walk Gods earth alone Like a Vampire with no Coven to call home The world is plagued with such empty souls The love of my life left without fair warning Forcing me into a life of solitude and mourning Making me become the companion to sad Thats okay because she always said it was my bad Do I walk this earth cold? To be cold would be mighty bold Im no coward I fear nothing But you cant be strong if youre not something Another soul freshly emptied, welcome brother But I still walk this earth alone Empty soul...no home...

I Need Alot Of Help...im In A Contest !!!!!!!!
Can you guys help me plzzz...i would really appreciate if you guys did :)...just click on the picture below .... Rate my pic...and comment on it as much as you want!! The contest will be for 5 more days..so if you perfer to help out another day..its fine with me :) (Show me love in this contest.. an the love will be graciously returned) :) An thats a promise!!!

The Key To A Good Relationship Is Good Communication
The key to a good relationship is good communication.You must trust your partner enough to tell them anything (with in reason of course)with out worrying about being judged. Tell you're partner what you feel and think. be straight with them. dont sweat the small shit and remember its all small shit. if you have a problem with with something your partner is doing you need to calmly speak your mind. Its good to gather your thoughts before you discuss your issue but disscuss it while its still fresh in both of your minds. Try not to wait several days later.

Spokenword(video Blog) : The Valkyrie’s Quest By Marq
The Valkyrie’s Quest A knight was told a tale about a passage to another realm having no glories left here for him He gathered his sword and helm Many days he wandered, many nights he slept On his honor Sword on his hip he trudged on seeking herald An the magic places of the world until The champion came upon the veil of Fay When knights did ride abroad. He cut a slash through the ancient shroud Piercing the mythic fog. Entering, upon the edge of land and sky, On the ridge of dreams and thought. Dwelling there, for his search did lie, In a realm that bards had sought. He came upon the mount of Thor, And glimpsed a maiden fair. Then lost his heart like fabled knights of lore, To a Valkyrie with crimson hair. "I swear to you I will be true," He whispered to the maid. The sun & moon, I will give to you, For never shall they fade." She laughed at him, and then turned away. "You think I seek fool things? Tell me what use have I, For the su

Bitching ....
I know this is gonna get comments - on way or another ... but - I do ever so want to thank you for all the sweet comments on my shoutbox, like "I wanna fu** you" - or "man I wanna suck those" or my fav "give me your yahoo ID" .... please don't take it personal - but I don't nessesarly want to cyber with everyone I meet on here - I like to talk and have fun - now i'm not a prude or a bad BITCH - but if I say not now or no, then at least please respect me. I'll do the same for you. There's nothing wrong with asking - just know that no means no and if I can't get back to you soon then I must be BUSY !!! I really do have a life (somedays). And sometimes I will even sign on in here but minimize the window and don't even see that you are here - so NO i'm NOT ignoring you. I really am not a bad person just human (mostly) and have other beings in my life too. So with all that known - stay sweet and keep it bottoms up ..... later, me

I ♥ My Friends!
I am doing a folder in my photos with all my friends that are on Fubar. I only started it tonight, but will continue to add to it. If you're not on it and think you should e, let me know if i missed you....these are the people I talk to a lot and that I have love for.... Oh, and give me time.....I'm still adding people, I just haven't got that far... Anyway, I found out tonight that I will most likely be going to California next August or September....I have never been West of Missouri, so this should be a fun trip! Next weekend i get to meet one possibly 2 people from here....I'm excited about it, I wish I could meet all my friends from here....You all rawk to me!!!!! I ♥ you guys!!!!

Dr Phill
yeah some of ya may giggle or think i am a pansy ,,buty how it happened was i Had TV on while cooking and Dr Phill came on and hear what the show was about ,, ,,The woulds Only and first Triplets that are Both Deaf and Blind ,,well listening to the Mothers introiduction of how came about from a previous marriage and Medical Experts feel was a result of medications taken during her pregancy and her Now Husbasbans story i had at times misty eyes ir a tear run down my checks what that couple are enduring and have got to endure for there rest of lives they need so much praise and help ,,, if any one reading this knows about this family I ask ya to look into get the DVD that has been made to help raise funds for on going help to this Much deserved family Both George the (Step) father and Liz need commendation for sticking through the hard ships they have faced already and what they wilk lin no doubt face in the years to come Below is the link i searched to

Rip You Will Be Missed!
RIP! You will be missed! You have shown such love and respect for the time I have known you, it hurts to see you go you will never be forgotten ALWAYS REMBERED! Your death will be a learning experience for everyone. Tears flow down my face and my heart goes out to you and your loved ones! Man slain in bar; suspect arrested hours later Posted by Frank Cozzoli/The Patriot-News August 29, 2007 07:36AM Categories: Breaking News, Crime, Dauphin County, Midstate A 21-year-old Harrisburg man was taken into custody today and charged in the shooting death of another man at the Derry Street Cafe, city police said. Stephone Uriah Thomas was arrested shortly before 7 a.m. at his house in the 2500 block of Derry Street, police said. Capt. Richard Pickles said Thomas is charged with criminal homicide in the death of Olujimi Duncan, who was shot about 2 a.m. Pickles said Duncan was found inside the bar at Derry and Benton streets, about two blocks from Thomas' residence. Duncan had been sh

Wasted Time
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONE WASTING TIME ON THE WRONG PEOPLE..WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I HAD A SO CALL FRIEND THAT I'VE KNOWN FOR 15 YEARS STABB ME IN THE BACK OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND THAT HE HAS KNOWN FOR 7 MONTHS... WOW...AND THAT JUST THE BEGINNING..ALSO TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THE WRONG TYPE OF WOMEN IS NOT WORKING OUT FOR ME EITHER ....I'M JUST OVER TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE OUT IT BURNS ME IN THE LONG WRONG...A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT...THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE

They Are Ex's For A Reason.
Let's see if you can get through it If not, you're too scared about your past.. 1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes!! 2. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you told "i love you'? A few, and I meant it.... 3. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Funny because i was actually against marriage growing up because they all end in divorce. Go Figure! 4. Are you crushing on someone? Umm YES! LOL 5. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? yes. 6. Have you ever made a ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend mad? yes 7. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Id rather NOT be alone.. But wouldn't want to be in a bad relationship either 8. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO! 9.have you had your heart torn? Shattered yes! 10. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Its possible! 11. Think any of your ex's feel the same? I dunno? 12. Do you believe that you are a good b

Dint Know I Had A Hubby!?1
Im still tryin to see where my hubby is, guess buddy cant take rejection inkman7o: lol i knew you were on prozac lol i win have to take a screen shot for the bet lol your hubby was right your a wacko ->Lexi&heart...: Oh just STFU I tried to be nice, but you obviosly cant handle that, so GTFO of my shout box inkman7o: hmm ok when that gets old dont forget me ->Lexi&heart...: well, Im NOT lookin for anyone, I got tha one I want, again, thanx anyways dear inkman7o: anyone who says they arent interested in sex is a liar inkman7o: lmao are you in jr high or something? thats what everyone wants lol why else try to look good or take provocative shots of your cleavage and post them on the internet? lol give me a break sweetie ->Lexi&heart...: well I knw thats all men want so..... inkman7o: and seeing where that goes lol not jumpin into bed with you lol inkman7o: lol well i was thinking more along the lines of hanging out lol ->Lexi&heart...: no not wantin to hook up with

Wager With God....well I Tryed
You pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to be.....in my arms. you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........ thats when i woke from this dream a dream that was paradise in its finest.........as i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good. as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god, I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless ha

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♥JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your

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Friends: Will stand by you while you piss. Syracuse friends: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Syracuse friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Syracuse friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Syracuse friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " Friends: Cry with you. Syracuse friends: laugh at you Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Syracuse friends: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. Syracuse friends: Will Crawl nak

Mastercard Wedding.. (nsfw?)
MasterCard Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift - - just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had got

Intoxication Lounge ;]
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The Wash Cloth..too Funny!! (?nsfw?)
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have anytime to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, put on some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I w

Him......
the look in you eyes the grin on your face is sumthin i will remember everytime and every place i wana hear your voice say those words to me, those words that will last forever, and finally set me free... i wana be your 1 and only i wana be your girl.. just say the word and u kno im there, because u kno im dyin to be yours the darkness in your eyes show life ive never known the fullness of your lips makes me wana feel them with mine. i lose control when i hear your voice its the only thing that i hear, theres a passion about u that drives my mind wild for i cant place a finger on it but i can feel it in my soul. its like were meant to be together as 1 livin soul. for i hope that sum day soon i will become 1 with u

Stupid Label Instructions On Consumer Goods:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We c

Blog Before Bed.
I am guessing it would be in my best interest to remain celibate for the rest of my life. I think I would stay out of more trouble that way. SEX IS BAD!! (well, I dont really think so) but still. I think I am going to forget about men for a while and just stick with me, myself and I. I can please myself faster then any man can anyways lmao. I guess that means I need some more porn. Hmm... Doesnt sounds like a bad idea. Everyone will tell me yeah right on the no sex thing, but Im fed up with men. They just tick me off. Anywho, off to get myself off and then bed. Enjoy your night. xoxo

Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc

Rough Sex Facts
Giving head...massages the jaw...while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Mission

Him
Here I am again Thinking of you Once again today I just can't stop My mind is racing of thoughts unknown Asking questions I cannot answer My heart is beating faster and faster When I hear you say my name My knees get weak and start to shake when you tell me you care These feelings are there I don't know why I can't keep them inside Anymore

The Dee Dee Dee Award Goes To...
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politic

One Thousand Names
In the next moment undone by velvet and the silent miracle of your lips against mine, I will call out one thousand names for love, for God, sunrises the color of each single note of this scale. It is starlight formed in the sigh arisen between us. Oh, you have captured me with your unbroken gaze into the darkness of my former solitude - I am surrendering to this molecule we form. We have come together, now, all things raveled into soft cloth and milkweed as the morning slips into the garden and the swallows come to dance. © All rights reserved

Setting Myself Up For The Let Down
so its been known for many years now that my dad is one of those people who fall into the lazy, alcoholic, abusive, sons of bitches category. i thought that my moms death might have changed him a little bit. it did...for about 2 months. the past 20 years of my life ive tried so hard to get to know him as something other than the previously stated adjectives but nope...he doesnt give me the time of day. is it so wrong for a daughter to try to get to know her father. all i want is for us to have some form of a relationship that doesnt revolve around everything ive done wrong in my entire life. not once in my life has he said "im proud of you" and actually meant it. not once has he given me a hug for no good reason or asked me how my day was. not once has he told me he loved me out of no where. is it wrong of me to give up on him? i dont know what to do. i try so hard only to get let down...what should i do?

The Balloon Juice Wasnt Bubbles
sometimes I wonder what all I'm doing anymore. I wake up everyday around the same time and go through the same routine. I get dressed, do my hair [ throw it in a pony tail ] do some makeup and then I brush my teeth. I go to college every morning, It's already getting old, I've been doing something like this every year during the past 13 years of my life. Sometimes I look back and realize, why do I waste my time writing this when almost no ones reads it. Very seldom have people gone through and read my blogs, yes even I've been guilty of it a few times but I try to always read them. My back hurts, I love the Houston Astros baseball team and the Dallas cowboys, - I hate romo and williams, virginia tech has an amazing defense, hawaii has a damn good offense, or they did, I miss Chris, RIP Chris. My back still hurts, I want to be rollin, I know it can put holes in my brain, I don;t care. I'm going to die anyways. I'll never be married or have kids, I can't even get a boyfriend to kee

Forgiveness
* This was written for many reasons...* Forgiveness is hard to come by When I've been hurt so many times Forgiveness is hard to come by when all I do is cry Forgiveness is hard to come by When you say those hateful words Forgiveness is hard to come by When you always slam the door Forgiveness is hard to come by When I hear you call her name Forgiveness is hard to come by When I always get the blame Forgiveness is hard to come by When I'm always being used Forgiveness is hard to come by When I cover up that bruise Forgiveness is hard to come by When I finally walk away Forgiveness is hard to come by When your begging me to stay Forgiveness is hard to come by When you ask for one more time Forgiveness is hard to come by When I finally say goodbye

So I Made This English Roast...
Best slab of beef in the English Roast department at the Butcher's.. Nicest potatoes of the White Russet Blend, yes with skins on.. The most desireable Vidalia Onion I could find, Nice fresh Baby Carrots...a propietary collaboration of herbs and spices.. and 1 critical mistake.. I cut some lemon slices and put them on top cause everyone knows lemon will make the meat fall to pieces and give some twang.. well I got a big plump lemon for the task.. guess I over did it, I didnt want the "lemon pepper" type taste.. I mean most lemon pepper lovers would praise the dish..which I cooked slowly for nearly 20 hours.. but I ruined as far as my personal tastes goes.. So when life gives you lemons..don't put it in a $30 Homemade roast lol..make a margerita or something with it instead.. Works is good, business is booking and Cindy has got to be one of the most beautiful girls I have layn eyes upon. End Blog Entry; Stardate:.. like i freaking have a clue what the stardate is lmao...

Hawaii Woodpecker & California Woodpecker
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said.. Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely "im-peckable" (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, and had accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion... Y

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Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

While Mobile On Fubar...
Fubar changed their settings again and it's harder to access fubar from my phone. :( While mobile, I CAN: view profile comments comment on profiles view photos comment on photos read my shoutbox view blogs While mobile, I CANNOT: rate anything view profiles reply to my shoutbox view photo comments write in my blog read mail reply to mail Thank you to everyone for all the love. I enjoy hearing what people think. Hope you all have a great week! Please rate all my blogs if you read them. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee

Single Again
I find myself single once again. Even thought she was married, I still loved her, but I felt it was time to move on. Not sure where I’m going because I know sure as hell nobody wants me. Not that I care anymore. When you have been tossed aside as much as I have you get use to it. No matter what they tell me it’s always to the same! I was there to fill the void until something better comes along and then like yesterdays newspaper I’m discarded, without any regards for my feelings. I know this break up was my doing, but I got tired of playing second best and being lied to time and time again. You know the ones “I Love you and want to be with you I just need a little more time!” You would think that after five years she wouldn’t need anymore time! The sad part is I know if she offered I’d sleep with her, I am such a slut….hehehe, haven’t had any complaints yet. Someday I hope to find someone to love me for me. My grandfather once told me “you like someone for who they are, but you love th

Top 12 Ways To Tell If You Might Be A "high Tech Redneck"
Top 12 ways to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck" 1. If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" 2. If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" 3. If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" 4. If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" 5. If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. 6. If your baseball cap reads "AOL Sucks!" instead of "CAT" 7. If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined 8. If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her 9. If you've ever used an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on 10. If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" or "Darlin" 11. If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or porno star 12. If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy yaall" or "Hey Bubba".

New Contest
I'm trying to get a new contest together. The "Hottest SDMF Lady". I would like the pic to have the BLS logo or morph or a state tag with you're pic, or etc. . It will run 2 weeks most comments wins a 7 day blast. Any questions please message me. Please repost if you could thanks Godfather™ ~SDMF~

Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at

Women Have Strengths That Amaze Men.
Women have strengths that amaze men. 1. They bear hardships and they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. 2. They smile when they want to scream. 3. They sing when they want to cry. 4. They cry when they are happy. and laugh when they are nervous. 5. They fight for what they believe in. 6. They stand up to injustice. 7. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. 8. They go without so their family can have. 9. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. 10. They love unconditionally. 11. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. 12. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. 13. Their hearts break when a friend dies. 14. They grieve at the loss of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. 15. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. 16. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. 17. They'll drive, fly, wa

➹♫ Çᾀŗ༳ųṩƏ㉡ ♫➷
Lost on this carousel, Round and round it goes. Where it stops? No one knows. Lost on this carousel, When will it end? Only time will tell, If I snap when I bend. Lost on this carousel, This wicked life we lead, Got us droppin' like flies... Somebody pray for me! Still I spin....round and round inside my head This life is like a prison, & I'mma be here till I'm dead! I'm lost on this carousel!

I Got A New Truck!!!!!!
woohoo finally I got a vehicle on my own and it is sooooo nice it's a 2002 dodge ram 1500 v8 with performance chip governor has been disabled and she has tinted windows all around neons underneath and a white chrome and blue tip custom flame paint job she also has lowered suspsension,and oh my god can she rumble oooo......she can go real fast in very few seconds I love it

7 ½
I recently watch the movie “the Number 23”. I started thinking about the different numbers in my life and what’s significant to me to try to see if there was a message in my life. Fuck the number 23… 7 ½ is where it’s at. Check it: 7 ½ steps from my apartment door to my car 7 ½ minutes for me to eat a bagel 7 ½ minutes for me to smoke a cigarette 7 ½ pieces of pepperoni on my mini pizza for lunch 7 ½ times that my dog barks before the shock collar zaps him 7 ½ inches from the base of your cock to the tip 7 ½ is my name numerically minus 5 ½ 7 ½ number of actual work hours per day I put in 7 ½ number of sheets of toilet paper I carefully fold to use 7 ½ my shoe size 7 ½ my ring size 7 ½ times that I’ve read the first chapter of the Davinci Code and put it down cause it’s boring 7 ½ minutes that I can do Pilates for without thinking I’m going to pass out What’s your magic number?

Extra Id For Memebers
This lady below is willing to make ids for our family member but you need to rate add and fan her plus give her some rates on her photos and stash and she will make you a id for our clan please shoutbox her and let her know who you are and Please be patient for she is not a member of our clan and may be very busy with other tags for other people if you are interested her link is below just click it and make a friend hope every one is having a good week !!! ~ღღMrsღღ~ ->> ღღ •*♥ aka Debbie ♥.•* ღღ@ fubar After she makes it please rate and comment and rip the tag please she works real hard on these tags and should get rewarded !!

The Rhythm
Now, the loose light, like tears, drips down the shutters to the sheets and to your hair like a skein of silken yarn fallen there (where I have left it, and the memory of glory hallelujahs, to sit and watch your breast rise and fall to the rhythm of ghosts). Awaken, lover, look into my eyes welled-over with good-bye - I am not going, ever - I am ever-gone. Now, the brittle day has broken into this room, dispelling spirits once held among our enfolded limbs - we may never find last night again, gone away with this dawn. I will kiss your fingertips as I pull away, away. Farewell. © All rights reserved

How To Fertilize Love
"How To Fertilize LOVE" Love is the greatest thing in earth or heaven. Out of it flows most of the things that are worthwhile in life. Love of relatives, love of friends and love of the brethren (1 John 3:14) make life worth living. There is no heart so empty as the heart that is without love. There is no life so joyful as the love-filled life. Love puts a song in the heart, a sparkle in the eye, a smile on the lips and makes the whole being glad. And God's love is greater than all else. He who has God's love has a continual feast. There may be sorrow and care and suffering in the life; but if there is love, it lightens all these. Sometimes there is not the love for the relatives that there ought to be. Sometimes there is not the love for the brethren that should characterize us. When we realize this and feel our lack, the question naturally arises, "How can my love for them be increased?" Plants cannot grow without fertility; that is, the soil must contain the elements necessary

Friends & Family
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Ramblings Of The Day
yeah this is going to be either a long or boring blog . perhaps both .. who knows Im really loving my job .. Im meeting all sorts of nice people .. getting out of the house more . and to boot getting some cash ! wohooo ..gratned its not all that much but hell . its more than i had before .. Im only taking on about 15 hours a week .. as there are 12 girls splitting the shifts .. I work tomorrow from 1-5 . and then have off till Monday nite .. when i work 5-10 .. Tomorrow I head back to the hospital for more tests . Oo yeah Vampires will be attacking me from every angle .. and then i get the joy of waiting on results .. Well I guess thats about all for now . wasnt too long . just boring I guess .. so .ya'll got off pretty easy this time im gonna head to bed and see whats on tv . Ive actually been able to sleep again which is nice .. its strange actually sleeping thru the nites Anyway I hope you all have a wonderful day tomorrow . and if I dont get on here before I go to w

Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remai

Lyrics-nights Are Forever Lyrics
Lying in bed with the radio on Moonlight falls like rain Soft summer nights spent thinking of you When will I see you again Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Curtains still dance with the wind and the sky The sun will be coming up soon But I just can't sleep for thinking of you Here alone with the moon Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you

Tips For Handling Telemarketers
Three Little Words That Work !! (1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on

Out & About
Entry for August 29, 2007 Yes ... I Am A People Watcher... Do you ever just watch People? I do.. Where ever I am, what ever I am doing. I watch People.. I Notice their expressions, eyes, smiles. Tell tale looks of what is going on at that percise moment of time... When, eye contact is made... You can tell truth or lie usally by the look. Unless the person you are watching knows they are being watched.. False pretense is not put into place and the true person shows through. In my experience as a people watcher.. I do like to see how people inter mix. Older with young.Young with Old. Especially little kids.. They have simple answers for every thing..lol.. & complicated questions..ie...Ok "can I play now?" I love to watch the interchange... Today I was out & about with my Sister Kate. We were shopping at a few different shops around Town.. I wathced from the Van, as she went to pump the gas...I happen to notice this guy across the parking lot. He parked his White Van/thing

Rhode Island Show Cancelled
I'm sad and sorry to inform you all that my show in Rhode Island has been cancelled.I do not know at this time if it will be rescheduled for sometime in the future or not.However....due to extenuating circumstances the Rhode Island show will not happen on September 19th,2007.

Loving You
How my thoughts are racing soooo... I just whispered aloud - "I love you...", and have the softest feeling - for real, no teasing. You 'get' to me so damnably easy... I don't know or understand why or how - you just do. It's because... somehow... we... belong. I know... silly me. I melt at some awkward times and just shake my head at others. But I want to hold you so tight and make love to you and hold you close afterward and make love to you and just 'be' with you and love you. Man...the thoughts that just race by physical... mental... my stomachs a big knot and I want to sing, smile... just laugh... shake it off... but can't. I want you curled with me, around me, on me. I want you in me - a part of you... held so very tight and close... and never let go. I want to touch you, taste... explore... mentally, physically... and more - so much more. I want to play and 'be' as only we can. How my thoughts are racing soooo... such is

Wuz The Deal
first and formost im not talking to all of you but those of you know who you are... is people races these days cause since i put up my profile of not single and put new pixs of my man in there it seems like none wants to come to my page anymore and thats cool im not being a bitch but im speaking my mind.. i do my best to keep up with all of you and i get noing in return lol.. this is just a site i know but it also feels like to much justice goes down and eople tend to judge.. for those of you that are black is great just like anyother color and we are not put on this earth to judge so please quite all the crap as im not for it.. to my real true friends tks for still coming by and catching up with me much love to you... i will be deleting alot of people on my page in the next couple days cause i feel ur on here for just points and see whos pants u can get in lol.. tks...... honielynn

So You Would Like A Morph Please Come In And Let Me Know That You Do, And Please Sign My Guest Book:)
Thank you for your interest in my morphs as stated in the post before please let me know you want one. Sign my guest book check to make sure your my fan. comment and rate the albums I asked you to. And if you don't mind please leave me a Snapvine message it is totally free and if you don't have one you should get one for your page it is so simple to set up. To leave me a message just click on record by phone dial the number and put in the temporary code that they give you. Thanks for taking the time to do this I will reward you guys. PS I love you all.....

Quick Chow Mein
Serving: 4 Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 pounds ground beef or chow mein meat (available at some supermarkets) Salt, to taste 1 teaspoon bottled fresh minced garlic or equivalent fresh garlic, minced 3 cups celery, sliced 1/3" thick 1/2 medium onion, sliced lengthwise (about 3 ounces) 1 cup beef broth or beef bouillon 7-ounce can mushrooms, sliced or stems and pieces, drained 8-ounce can bamboo shoots, drained, rinsed with water & drained 6-ounce can Dawn Fresh mushroom steak sauce (in a small yellow can, usually found near the bottled steak sauces 3 tablespoons Kikkoman soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon xanthan gum DIRECTIONS: 1. Brown ground beef or chow mein meat in a non-stick, heavy 4-quart saucepan over medium-high heat, breaking up meat with a spoon and stirring frequently. 2. When browned and no pink remains, drain fat and add celery, onions and beef broth and reduce heat to low, cov

Today's Thought !!
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like take some home?" asked Mr. Miller. "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here."

Beautiful Story!
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, TN. One morning they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant hoping to enjoy a quiet family meal. While they were waiting for their food they noticed a distinguished looking white-haired man moving from table to table visiting with the guests. The professor leaned over and whispered to his wife... "I hope he doesn't come over here." But sure enough the man did come over to their table. "Where are you folks from?" he asked in a friendly voice. "Oklahoma" they answered. "Great to have you here in Tennessee" the stranger said. "What do you do for a living?" "I teach at a seminary" he replied. "Oh, so you teach preachers how to preach.. do you? Well, I've got a really great story for you." And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at the table with the couple. The professor groaned and thought to himself "Great, just what I need another preacher story!" The man started.. "

Depressing, Dont Read If In Good Mood.
John - Wanna go out for beers after my sisters wedding crap? Brad - naw not today. Not feeling great last 2 days. John - Ok bro, let me know, need to hit the padio soon. Brad. - You bought last time, my turn... Above isnt quoted, but was a MSN convo from last night. At 5:12pm today. A really great friend, and golfing buddy died. 25 fucking years old............... I just had beers with him on the weekend. He was in perfect health. Walked the golf course. And came to join me for a few beers at our favorite watering hole D'arbys. Yesterday he learned he had congestive pneumonia. Today he died. :( I am crying. And i'm pissed off at the world. Two things i have never done until about two weeks ago. This is the second BIG death in 10 days for me. Keith (ex's dad) lead a full and happy life which i thought was cut short. But Brad? 25? Who is in charge of this? And where do i kick their ass? Fuck god, Fuck the church. I've had it. Sorry, my last two b

What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Stronger....
...As most of your know, in the months of April -May my 12 year old and I moved 4x..no thats not a typo....4x til we found this place that we are in by the bay.... In my life right now..I have a few things going on. I am trying my own business, my work is ridiculous, I feel disrupted and never sleep, financially this place is strapping me, someone I love very much is extremely ill and I worry about them every day...and I think I feel myself falling in love again.... I am on vacation this week and NOTHING I planned has come to fruition...I found myself driving today asking in one of my many prayers of the day what I should do about my financial situation and if I could ever move on... I get home and am talking to a good friend when I get a call from my Loan Shark..I mean Landlord.. "Donna, that check for August go out?" "Yes Nina it went with the late fee" "Do you think you can afford to live there?" "Why do you ask Nina?" "My realtor called ma and told me one of her relatives

Written By A Guy!
from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

Taliban
I have a question! How many believe that the Taliban are the ones who attacked us? Here are some answers to some questions you may have concerning my MUM! Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by www.deceptiondollar.com Much to the surprise of the event’s sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11. This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television. The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congress—questions that rem

America!!!1!!!!one11!!!one!!1!!!
I love MuMMs. They are amazing. Especially when you run across these fuck monkeys. MuMM: AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA HAS NO RIGHT BLASTING OTHER CONTRYS FOR ABUSE WHEN WE ABUSE OUR PEOPLE MORE WAYS THEN ONE THEN ANY OTHER NATION My Comment: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL YOURSELF! YAY! If you don't like America, get the fuck out. The following shout match. Beware its entirely in caps. ->hatepriest: WHOS THE RETARD COMPLAINING ABOUT ABOUT A COUNTRY THEY CAN LEAVE! YOU WHINEY CUNT MUFFIN NOW GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF AND GO HIDE IN HOLE YOU SAND MONKEY hatepriest: RIGHT AFTER YOU COWARD ->hatepriest: REALLY YOU YELL THAT IN CAPS LOCK LIKE YOU KNOW ME NOW DO AMERICA A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF YOU RETARDED RADICAL hatepriest: YOU ARE ALL ONLY BOLD ON HERE hatepriest: YUP ->hatepriest: LOL RETARDED IN PERSON HUH hatepriest: LOL BRAVE ON THE NET HUH He really didn't have much to say after that. To wrap it up, if you got a problem with America, get the flying

911
Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by www.deceptiondollar.com Much to the surprise of the event’s sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11. This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television. The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congress—questions that remain unanswered by the Bush administration after more than a year and a half. The film is narrated by Hip-Hop performer and political protester Paris, whose music comp

Thank You For The Props, If You Are Interested In One Of My Morphs Please Read....
I have not done many morphs still pretty new to the programs. I am glad that you guys like them so much. I have done morphs for some people in my family list already. I hold these people in my highest regards. I am meeting new people each day and all are asking for morphs. I would love to do them for everyone but I am only one person so it will take some time. I don't like rushing myself. I believe that if I am going to do something I will do my best to have it as best as I can do it. This means that I will be taking my time. All I ask is that you rate and comment some of my pics. Most important are #1 my kids folder #2 the stuff people have made for me show them some luv and #3 my morphs please check them out rate and comment them. I will be making a post in this same blog for people that want my morphs. I will obviously be looking at who interacts with me occasionally. In this blog I will post my guest book so please sign it. also if you have not fanned me yet please do so.

On Fucking You
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to tell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god Through every forest, above the trees Within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive It’s true. Fine. I’ll ad

Considering Leaving..
After everything that has occured... Everything being: The man I called Dad, dying just over a week ago; and the woman I call Mum, seeming to be following fast in his footsteps. That says enough that I've been crying a whole lot. Unfortunately there is more.. I lost my baby a week ago.. Only was 14 weeks along, and a few days.. it had been an unexpected thing to find I was pregnant.. it took a while to get used to the idea ..... and now.. it just simply isn't. I feel.. crushed.. torn... and as if I'm so missing something.. trying to be strong for Mum's sake, and trying to spend time there to hope she doesn't continue to just give up. But it isn't looking good.. Thus.. I'm considering leaving... my heart just isn't in it.. but then.. my heart isn't up to much of late.. - Emjay...

Dont U Get It Im Tooken Lol
for some of you that dont read profiles well i really think you need to as i am no longer single i am very happy in the relationship im in now and i believe this is the end for me.. i do want to thank cherrytap for this site as i probley whouldnt found the guy im with.. its great to meet people but please have respect for me as i do for you.. thankyou very much..

More Than Love
We were in love before But now it's so much more Cause when I kiss your lips I can't explain What I feel in my heart for you I don't know what I'd do Baby if I lost you Cause I've been without you and I know how it feels And I can't be alone anymore I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby, do you? Maybe my words don't explain Why I'm feeling this way Maybe my words don't explain Why I'm feeling this way I don't know what I'd do Baby if I lost you Cause I've been without you and I know how it feels And I can't be alone anymore I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby, do you?

Mary's Lamb Got Suspended
Mary! had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, T'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, To have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, Illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, Or even speak His Name! Every day got worse and worse, And days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, We heard gun shots and tears What must we do to stop the crime, That's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, And teach our kids to pray!

Makes You Think
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofwhiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll d

In The News
JACKSON, Ky. - The seven people who died in a small plane crash in the wooded mountains of eastern Kentucky Tuesday were all members of the "Wakkyton Klown Kin" circus family: a Texas couple, the woman's mother-in-law and the couple's four children. No one survived the wreck Monday in an area so remote that rescue workers on all-terrain vehicles needed help from bears, possums and hillbillies to find it, said Buddy Rogers, a spokesman for the Kentucky Division of Emergency Management. Kathleen Bergen, spokeswoman for the Federal Aviation Administration in Atlanta, said seven people were aboard the twin-engine Cessna that had taken off from Wichita Falls, Texas. The pilot, wearing a bright orange fright wig and inflatable shoes, did not file a flight plan, but the administrator at the Wichita Falls airport said the pilot told him he was headed to Kentucky and then Virginia. Monica Morris, airport administrator, identified the pilot as Bo-bo Wakkyton and his wife as Bo-be

Alarm
so here I am when I should be sleepin still in my work shirt need to take a shower need to kill the car alarm outside then it reminds me of whats that guys name the comdiean damnit cant think the laptop is getting hot. too much porn..I'm kidding. hahahaaa..... there can never be enough porn! i'm kidding. it's not even my laptop i cant use it for porn sheesh. I'm going to Ames with Gio this weekend. our first roadtrip. a big 3 hours away. Gonna visit Andy while i'm there. haven't seen him for over a year. Miss that fool. He told me he still wants to fuck me, but haha i know thats not the kind of threesome Gio would want to have. me either. So oh well. Sucks to be him not getting any of this ass. okay Shower time. and then maybe more internet, and sleepy time.

My Opinion On Internet Relationships
It is total Bullshit! 1st if ur married or have a significant other it is sad you are even online looking for others. Obviously your relationship sucks sooo bad you have to find thrills outside the relationship. Get out of it & move on, it is pathetic to be with someone u r unhappy with. To those that think ur going to find the love of your life in a virtual world....U don't know the person behind the keyboard, u most likely have never seen them face to face, felt their touch, or looked into their eyes. It's bullshit to say you love a fantasy and face it ppl. that is exactly what it is. Find someone that is real you deserve it. DO NOT give ur number to someone on here regardless of how long u have been talking to them, the reward you get is phone calls every hour from them leaving voicemails of how much they love u, and u hurt them because you do not partake in their little fantasy. It is sooo freak'en annoying. Your Friend Lynne

Am I Stupid
Love of my life Well I don’t know where I come from or do I care but I know I have two loving parents. I had a decent life, just didn’t know what I wanted until I met this woman and she was the best thing in my life. I guess I was dumb when we first talk To start with, I was married but I was trying to take care of it myself but I didn’t tell her about it. When she back me in the corner, I told her about that and all my skeletons. Then a month later I had friend and an ex-wife send me some dirty pictures that I had no knowledge of. So I told her that I wasn’t going to get on the computer after that. Then I started a yahoo and my space account to see picture of my son that I never seen before from the last marriage. That made her mad. So I close all of them too. So for 10 to 12 months, I didn’t do anything wrong, far as I know of, and try do to what she wanted. I was happy and I thought she was too. I really tried to do the right thing and one day I lied about what time I got

Friendship Love!
One morning you will never wake up; do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today , tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed. Friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Send this to at least 8 people you love and send it back to the person Who sent it to you.

Oh... What The Helll... I Dare You...
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Measuring Ahead
Just got back from the doc., I'm measuring 42 cm when I should be 35 cm. The doctor I saw this time said that after I have the ultrasound they will prob. talk to me about having a csection b/c he may be too big to push out. I think this is just bs! I will try my hardest to have him with no drugs and without getting cut up! We go tomo. around 1 to have an ultrasound done.

Better Off
i just need to vent. i live with someone i love, want, and need very much. and he feels the same towards me. but despite his denial, i have become quite the burden for him. and sadly, i think hes one of the biggest reasons i cant overcome this depression. i know he doesnt mean to do this, but it seems everytime i start to feel better, he says or does something that brings me down hard. i lost my passion some time ago and now, i only get little sparks of it that come and go very quickly. so when im into something that im actually enjoying, i embrace it. thats when he "knocks me down a few pegs" i want to live alone. and i know telling him this would devastate him, but i really think hed be better off without me.

I Dare Ya!!
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Virtual Love, Yeah Right Ppl.
It is total BULLSHIT! 1st if your married or have a significant other it is sad that you are even on a site like this. Obviously you relationship is so boring you have to find thrills elsewhere. Grow up, get out of it & move on, it is pathetic to be with someone your unhappy with or just settle for. To those that think your going to find the love of your life in a virtual world....You don't know the person behind the keyboard. You can't fall in love with a fantasy. And be honest with yourself that is exactly how you see this person you claim to love. You have most likely never been face to face with this person. Never looked into each others eyes, felt their touch, seen their true reactions for yourself. Find someone that is real, you deserve it. And for Christ sake never give your phone number to someone online, regardless of how long you have been talking to the. Your reward will be a dumbass stalker calling you every 1/2 to 1 hour, leaving sad, pathetic voicemails for you to enjo

Getting Better
Well, in an effort to cheer me up, one of my friends from college gave me his Ozzfest tickets for last night. I asked around to see if anyone else wanted to go, but the only person who who said yes was a female friend of mine from school. She is very beautiful, but just so everyone knows, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. It is WAY to early after my wife leaving me(in case you haven't read, she just left me last Friday) for me to be trying to go out with anyone. Anyway, this friend and I went to Ozzfest last night and I had a blast. It was just what I needed to take my mind off of things. It's just really good to know that my friends are there for me now when I need them the most.

I Dare You!
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

Heartbreak
Man, today sucks.I am heartbroken cause I couldn't go be with my wonderful man. I love him. He's my life, my heart and my soul. I will do anything for him. He's my knight in shining armor. Babe, if you're reading this. I love you and miss you terribly. I've never missed someone like this in my life.

My Results
You scored as Anal Sex, Damn you lubricated vagina, damn you to hell! Butt seriously you like to try a "hole" ASSortment of things in bed. Anal Sex100% Oral Sex89% Orgy89% Phone Sex72% Cyber Sex72% Gay Sex50% Normal Sex17% What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Waves
The sound is very clear. Like the dropping of a single tear. Rolling with only one thing. To break agaist the surface. Their sound is soft and soothing. The smell through the rain to wash away the pain. When its breaks it hurts. But they don't feel it. They don't know what it is. The crashing is breaking free To where I want to be.

This Is Not Nsfw
to whoever keeps marking this nsfw it is not i think the bible clearly states nsfw has no face in it and full nudity this has a top no nudity and my face this picture is sfw i have had other bouncers remark it sfw so please stop marking it nsfw

To The One I Love
to the one i love your like a gift from above though were so far apart i hold you in my heart your love i hold near wishing you were here have fun when were togher cant wait till its forever when im in your arms i know you can do no harm to the one that i love your like a gift from above i just want to hold you in my arms and shield you from all harm i want to live out my life with you as husband and wife

Me, Me, Me...
...you, no me. That's right I'm an egotistical asshole, surprising I know, but oh well shit happens. So in kinesic interviewing today my teacher says that when I'm stressed the pitch of my voice becomes squeaky. Then continued to make fun of me for that. It's not fault my voice raises to the octave of a Catholic choir boy/alter boy. Oh well, enough about me, I think its about time for me to get to know those I talk to one here more then they state in their profile (yes, I read the profiles. I'm not that inconsiderate, assholes). So tell me your quirks.

Vacation Update 3: Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly, New Boobs On Rate My Wow, New Videos Online
Here's a li'l update to tide youze guys over while the Opie and Anthony Show is on vacation. We always seem to be getting new bits of information, so I'm sure there's going to be another one coming soon... The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour is ending its run in Camden, NJ on September 15th, and since Ed McGonigal backed out of his opening gig, we're doing another round of Car Crash Comedy to pick a winner. It's going to be at a live venue on the 14th, and you aspiring Philly comics can Email Sam @ Foundry Music.com with all your contact information if you want to participate. Do you have your Tickets for the Tweeter Center Show? No??? Click Click Click, Chester... go get 'em before all the fat hillbillies get them. NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks to a lovely young lady with a few tattoos, we can share with you the gift of naked breasts: RateMyWOW: Tattoos and Boobies (ladies, get YOURS in today...and don't forget the WOW in the photo with you. No WoW = Not getting posted) If you

Blow Job Rules From Girls
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wreck

Take Me Heart And Don't Break It
I had a broken heart, That I thought nobody could ever fix. I thought I loved a guy that loved me back, But I guess I was wrong. You came along and made me one of the happiest girls alive. You took my broken heart and made it one of the best hearts anyone could have. Now you have my heart and I hope you wont break it. Because the guy who did, Is suffering now that I don't love him the way I use to. I am trusting you with my heart, And you better not break it, Because once you do you will never be able to put it back together.

Kelli2you's Nephew Was Stabbed....please Pray!!!
i am on my way to the hopspital my 16 yr old nephew was stabbed from the back near his heart and a lung collapsed plz pray for him (repost of original by 'kelli2you(Founder of the quiet angels)' on '2007-08-29 18:02:59')

Hmmm..
Yanno, its really sad when some people have nothing better to do than flag non-NSFW pics as such. As some of you may or may not have noticed I had recently uploaded a new primary pic that was a short animated pic comprised of three seperate photos, all of which had a "bondage" theme. But there was no nudity in any of the three pics. The thing was animated at such a fast speed that you really couldnt even tell what it was unless you sat and stared at it through atleast three cycles. I suppose some would find electrical tape over the mouth and/or tied hands as offensive but uhm, last time I checked this was an adult site and I think adults should be able to choose whether or not they want to stare at my lil animated pic for a few seconds to figure it out, on their own. In my personal oppion, everyone should be entitled to use thier own expressions of creativity. If you happen to not like something you see on my profile..use that lil thing in your right hand called a mouse,and sc

Genie In The Bottle
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!! No, think of another wish!" The man said, "OK" and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understan

The End
The first time I saw you I knew in my heart that I wanted to love you from the start You looked in my eyes with the honest appeal I knew right then I wanted you for real As the days went by, our love stood strong There was never a dull moment, just innocent brawls. I lay on your lap, and watch the stars, and wondered when my dream would fall. The next week came we argued and fought You left my doorstep, and left me in shock I still remember the tear you cried, because it fell in my broken heart I still remember the end you see When I still thought we were meant to be.

Check This Out
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture l

Saying I Love You
NEVER SAY I LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE. NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS IF THEY AREN'T THERE. NEVER HOLD MY HAND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK MY HEART. NEVER SAT YOU'RE GOING TO IF YOU DON'T PLAN TO START. NEVER LOOK INTO MY EYES IF ALL YOU DO IS LIE. NEVER SAY HELLO WHEN YOU MEAN GOOD-BYE. IF YOU REALLY MEAN FOREVER THEN SAY THAT YOU WILL TRY. AND NEVER SAY FOREVER CAUSE FOREVER MAKES ME CRY

Next Contestant ~ Nickelback
I judge by what she's wearing Just how many heads I'm tearing Off of assholes coming on to her Each night seems like it's gettin worse And I wish she'd take the night off So I don't have to fight off Every asshole coming on to her It happens every night she works They'll go and ask the DJ Find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work They think they'll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody's getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping There goes the next contestant I even fear the ladies They're cool but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work Each time she bats an eyelash Somebody's grabbing her ass Everyone is coming

So Damn True & Then Some!
You've got to try something a little different today. It could be as simple as slowing down and letting events guide you, rather than the other way around. Facts are much harder to grasp now than they usually are. you all have no clue just how i spent my day... new and adventurous hasnt got anything on me ;)

Duhzz
.I wish you would give me the time of day.. .I wish i knew why i wasn't right for you. .i wish for answers you wont give.. .i pushed you away for my own fears .wishing i hadn't made another mistake, .My thoughts punish me .i lose control, .I wish i could disappear and make these memories fade, .The memories of words that i thought were real, & made me feel. .Now i'm numb again and lay here in tears .Confused and confronted with my own disray, .I wish i could make you laugh ,and see you smile everyday.. .To take your pain away ,as you would mine, .To see you at your best,and love you at your worst. .I will fade ,you will wonder...Find new life and i will ponder.

Foundry Cams: Nyluh And Her Whipped Cream Bikini
The lovely Nyluh from FOUNDRY CAMS has returned with a cream-covered surprise. Watch as she prowls around on the floor in a tight pink bikini, spraying whipped cream all over her perfect chest...and of course, licking it off. Music By Zero1Zero. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Humor In Restrooms
1. 'Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men' - Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. 2. 'Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"' - rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Remember 3. 'No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit!' - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina 4. 'Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana 5. 'A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!' - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas 6. 'No wonder you always go home alone.' - sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA 7. 'Beauty is only a light switch away!' -Perkins Library restroom, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. 8. 'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' -The Irish Times, Washington, DC 9. 'It's hard to make a come

For My Hero
If you know me you know that yesterday was one of the happiest days for me.. i got a message and one of my bestest friends (who i met right here on this site) is on his way home from iraq after an extended tour of duty with the U.S. Army!! I'm so excited for him i dont know what to do with myself!! I thought about doing backflips then i realized id probably hurt myself *lol* but really, knowing that soon he'll be back to the states with his loved ones, makes everything else seem unimportant to me, He has a 3 year old son and an 18 year old son, who im sure are anxiously awaiting his return and that to me is what life is all about! so all im asking is if you know him or even if you dont go show him some welcome home love my hopes is when he logs on once he gets home his page will be flooded with love!! He is truly an american hero and deserves the proper welcome back... to all my friends and people who I dont know thank you in advance i know it will mean alot to him!! Chi

Letter From Jesus
Letter from Jesus My Dear Friend: How are you? I just had to send you this letter to tell you how much I love and care about you. I saw you yesterday as you were walking with your friends. I waited all day, hoping that soon you'd want me to walk along with you, too. As evening drew near, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you, and I waited. You never came. Oh yes, it hurt Me, but I just kept on loving you. As I watched you fall asleep last night, I longed to touch your brow. I spilled moonlight upon your face, trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. Again I waited, but you didn't even think of me. I wanted so much to rush down so we could talk. I have so many gifts for you. The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into glorious morning for you. But you awakened late and rushed off for the day. You didn't even notice Me. My sky became cloudy and my tears were the rain. Oh, how I LOVE YOU! Today you looked so sad

So In Case My Account Dissapears,,
"you are a rascist peice of filth and are in violations of the terms of service of fubar for posting offensive content steps are being taken to have you removed" (this was a profile comment another fubar member left me,,he was the one who was being prejudiced towards me by assuming I am have hate in my heart,,he is also another fool that believes Pride and Hate are the same thing)

Leave Me Alone!
I remember it like it was yesterday, When I told you how much I cared for you, but now I have moved on to another dude. I apologize because it's all my fault because I told you how I was in love with you. But now you have to move on like I have done because there will never be a me and you. You stalk me every day, that makes me want to go crazy. You are a bug-a-boo ever since I told you it was over. So I'm telling you this right now that you need to get off of me because I'm not on you. One day you'll find someone that will love you the way you loved me to.

This Is Pretty Good....
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

Written By A Guy
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."

Karma
ROSES ARE RED VIOLOTS ARE BLUE I'M IN LOVE BUT NOT WITH YOU WHEN WE BROKE UP YOU THOUGHT I CRIED BUT IT WAS ALL BECAUSE ANOTHER GUY YOU TOLD YOUR FRIENDS I WAS A TRICK I TOLD MINE YOU WERE A PRICK YOU THOUGHT I LOVED YOU YOU THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE BUT GUESS WHAT PLAYER YOU JUST GOT PLAYED TOO.

Ufc
So did anyone else see the UFC fight this past weekend and ponder the shit outta where all the blood came from on the mat? I was rather pissed as hell that they showed those shittin ass fights afterwards and didnt show the "bloodbath" so for anyone who hasnt figure out who it was or found the video here ya go. It was Sobral VS Heath http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2935691885007255067&q=Sobral+vs+Heath&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Too Late
I didn’t think that I could fall so hard, I didn’t think that I could love someone like you, I didn’t think I would ever get hurt, I don’t think I ever planned to feel this way, I didn’t believe you when you told me that You treasure me I didn’t think that I could sink any lower I didn’t think how much I needed you but now it’s too late so don’t even bother.

Funeral
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!

It Comes Down To This (i Still Love You Baby)
What can I say I've lost you again you made your decision and put "us" to an end What I didn"t expect had come so fast I guess we were different cause I thought it would last What made me happy was to see you smile and now that you're gone it will take me a while Though you're not mine I still strive to see your face God it's hard to believe it seems so out of place I thought that I knew you I thought you were right But you changed my opinion in one single night To say I'm not sad well it's all a big lie 'cuz when you see me happy I'm really wanting to cry I'm sure that you're glad now that you're free no more holding you back just 'cuz of me You just wanna be friends I guess that'll have to do but please never forget I will always love you

Burning Bridges By Ghost Machine
It's been a long dark road But I remember well It meant the world to me. It's been a long dark day And a cold, black night And it still gets hard to see. 'Cause they don't know me And they never will. It's been a long dark road. I still remember why It took so much out of me. It's a shallow pond We're swimming in And it makes it hard to breathe. 'Cause they don't know me And they never will. No, they don't know why, Or how it feels to live. It's been a long dark road And I remember skies That weren't so hard to see. It's been a long dark day. I remember nights That made me, me. 'Cause they don't know me And they never will. And they don't know why Or how it feels to live. This song was shared with me by Joe, a new friend in this lifetime, but an old and dear friend from our shared past lives! If you get a chance to hear this song, please do. It really touched me deeply! It's been one of those strange energy days when things touch me i

I Have No Control
Over time I have no control, each day is an image carefully stated, it's up to my mind to store what's created. Is this where reality comes into play, is it my illusion that gets in the way? do I really see life for what it truly may be, or is destiny playing with me? Have you ever been down this path of illusion, scattered with pain, pleasure, and confusion? Am I learning the lessens that were set forth before me? Or am I playing a game that only I can see? Confusion is now all that I know, for you see, I have no control

I Dare Not Sk You How Long You Will Stay
With me you're here my love today, I dare not ask how long you will stay. I can barely breathe as you hold me near. I turn my head so you don't see my tear. I need your love more than words can say, I dare not ask how long you will stay. Can you hear my heart that beats only for you, if I gave you my soul, with it, what would you do? Will you love me forever, or just one more day, I dare not ask how long you will stay.

Jeffy And His Family
My words may mean nothing But they come straight from my heart I have prayed for your recovery from the very start I know you do not know me I am a stranger this is true But I think of you every day In hopes that you pull through Your family really loves you They show it every day I feel as though I know you In a special kind of way So the only way I can show you this Is to sit and write to you I wish that god sit by your side And lovingly guide you through Help you through your rough times And Ease away your pain In hopes that you can Ride your board At least one more time again May God Bless you and Guide you through All you have to endure. samantha Small O'Hair 8/29/07

? 4 Everyone
KK SO SOME OF U KNOW THAT I HAVE A BLOG UP ABOUT MY ONE OF MY EXS NEW GFS...WELL TO MAKE A LONG STORIE SHORT...SHES STALKIN ME..MY PROFILES... ACTIN LIKE ME AND DOIN EVERYTHANG LIKE ME...4INSTANTS SHE CHANGED HER MUSIC TO MINES THAT SHE NEVER LIKED...DYE AND CUTE JUST LIKE MINES....HER BKGRDS R THANGS ON MY PAGE....AND TAKIN PICS JUST LIKE MINES...AGAIN ALSO STALKIN ME.... THE ? IS SHOULD I BE OFFENTED...UPSET...PISSED...OR WHAT CUZ IM FELLIN PISSED RIGHT NOW...

Check Us Out
~ WELCOME TO INTOXICATION ~ SIGN UP FOR A STAFF POSITION OR COME IN AND JOIN THE INTOXICATED LOCALS AND GET TOTALLY INTOXICATED!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND COME GET YOUR INTOXICATION (repost of original by 'H?llieH?ttie™{President of I.A.R.}~LUV CLUB VP~{Club FAR}' on '2007-08-28 23:17:28')

Hidden Secrets
Motionless and fleshless With hollow eyes and constant grins My companions greeted me daily. No eyes to see with, no voice to speak with No ears to hear with and no life to live with. I hated those skeletons, fragments of life gone by They were my hidden secrets, Their presence repulsed me and I concealed them from the world. I tried not to look at them, to hide, To dress them in dreams... Their hideousness still crept through. Tears from empty eyes, cries from silent mouths, Oblivious to my screams and sapping me of My strenth, they demanded my attention. The winter came and wanting to see no more I wrapped my skeletons in a blanket of denial and Defiantly locked them in a small dark room. The wind howled through that winter of my life, Bringing with it an odious smell. The door began to crack, my house grew cold As the chill from that door took its hold. I padded the gaps, still the wind blew, there Was no way through and the door began to crack. I tried

Honesty
Since you've been gone my world is gray, WHY? I want you to hear, but you won't let me say. I have no secrets to be hidden, WHY? While I still love you that would be forbidden.. You say I am untruthful and that I lie, WHY? Cause you don't give me a chance to explain my side.. Never once have I done you wrong, WHY? No matter what you did, my love was strong.. I never claimed that I was right, WHY? Cause that would be a lie, I to sometimes caused the fight.. Time will pass and we will move on, WHY? Although we don't want to, we know we have hung on to long.. Not an hour goes by when my heart don't ache, WHY? Cause I realize, yours to I did break.. I could keep these thoughts going on and on, WHY? You're my true love for which I long.. I'll end it here and say goodbye, WHY? Cause I realize I am not the only girl who catches your eye..

Spokenword(video Blog) : Manifesto : The Skalds Soliloquy By Marq
Manifesto : The Skalds Soliloquy I am a metaphorical solider, but more often? Called freak. Come to assault your faults & defend our weak. Using my pen as my weapon, refined to a thin line. Precision guided to raise the moral of my kind. Through welding inspiration & desire. Slinging passion & fire… Out from my fingertips, energy ebbs & flows, In this sharp verse, you maybe cut down, son, You best run now… go! Because I liberate P.O.W.s in dogmatic prisons, And release trapped spirits from hypocritical systems. Establish myself a new age leader, High level general in spirit, tipping scales that teeter. Garrison a legion of witches all poised for battle On this literary field of war, I ride high in the saddle My mission is not to hold a sermon or to preach But rather to clear up misconceptions, to edify &… teach Ok Class? Question 1. How many pagans were murdered for not believing like them? Millions at least, in god’s name, amen, Justified murder, all conde

Hello God...(aint This Beautiful??)
Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while ... I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety and trial. You see, I can't quite make it Through a day just on my own; I need your love to guide me, So I'll never feel alone. I want to ask you please to keep, My family safe and sound; Come and fill their lives with confidence, For whatever fate they're bound. Give me faith, dear God, to face, Each hour throughout the day; And not to worry over things, I can't change in any way. I thank you God, for being home, And listening to my call; For giving me such good advice When I stumble and fall. Your number, God, is the only one That answers every time; I never get a busy signal, And never had to pay a dime. So thank you, God, for listening To my troubles and my sorrow; Good night, God. I love You, too, And I'll call again tomorrow!

Heartbroken
Heartbroken beautiful pieces of the past shattered torn broken on the floor try to move on but the heavy chains hold strong chains that were once your warm embrace they imprison me now to soak in my misery and loneliness in the dark dungeon of the lost cold damp lonely it swallows me whole swirling in my memories of you and me those soft lips endearing eyes sweet smile all turning slowly to sobs glares and frowns What was so alive what had such warmth is now but a cold dead corpse rotting slowly in my mind The love and joy i used to know the laughs we shared the love we made all vaporized within one pathetic moment and the love that took so long to build all destroyed burned crushed in a lightning flash Adam, i will always love you even if you don't love me. I am heartbroken

Mandarin Chicken (sweet And Sour Chicken)
This sweet and sour chicken recipe is outstanding. It is a popular Chinese dish with the added bonus of being homemade! Serving: 6 Prep Time: 45 minutes Cook Time: 60 minutes Total Time: 105 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 3 pound frying chicken salt and pepper paprika 1 1/2 teaspoons peanut oil 1/2 onion, diced 1/2 green bell pepper, diced 3/4 cup catsup 3 tablespoons white vinegar 1/2 tablespoon brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1/2 cup canned mandarin oranges, drained 6 tablespoons syrup from canned mandarin oranges DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. 2. Rinse the chicken and pat dry. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and paprika. Place the chicken skin side down in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish. Bake uncovered for 15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Drain off the liquid. Return the chicken to the oven. Bake another 15 minutes. 3. Heat the oil in a medium saucepan. Add the onion and green bell pepper. Sauté until just barely tender, about 3

Karma !
We all accept responsibilities at the time of birth. God creates a blueprint of life, so to speak, for each of us when we are born. Certain things in each blueprint cannot be changed. This is what maybe referred to as destiny. Other things in each blueprint are subject to revision in accordance to the way we live our lives. Environment is a key factor too. Think about it, we all affect one another in subtle or dramatic ways. Remember the old saying, "When you marry someone you marry their family." Many times we unknowingly take on the Karma of loved ones, family, and friends. One soul can affect multitudes of lives. I am sure we are all thankful for Thomas Edison. Let there be light! Every action and reaction is important. We can transform negative into positive. Concentrate on surrounding yourself with white light or the light of God. As you begin to sense or visualize this light you can surround others with the light too. This loving, healing, energizing light is there for all to use

First Time I Met You
First time I met you I knew that I wanted you I got you and yes we fuss and fight but that never changed my love for you and we grew so much in love it was so hard to keep it inside but the day you wanted to end it by saying you dont want me no more after a year and five months I didnt understand it and now a year and five months still don't understand.

2 Year Anniversary
2 years ago at this time i was sleeping from being up 24 hours driving to get away from a storm that was unbelieveble.... i was woken up by my husband at the time crying thanking me for making him leave slidell ... our home... he was gonna stay and wait the storm out... he had told me there was no contact with slidell they lost all signal.... i was scared to death thankful that he had come with me.... then it hit me hard i thought of my children and there dad! last i heard he wasnt leaving he was staying... and with no phones ... tv ... no wazy of communication i was worried if my kids would ever see there father again...actually the only way of communication was nextel walkie talkie... . then i sat there and all i could hear about was new orleans they never ever said anything about slidell... just like now no hardly no words talked about slidell or mississippi who were hit the hardest out side of st bernard. and some what the east... 2 days later i finally got ahold of there dad he

Barber
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?!" "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

Seared Beef With Wasabi Cream Cheese
INGREDIENTS: 1/2 cup soy sauce 1 tablespoon finely minced garlic 1 tablespoon finely minced fresh ginger 1 tablespoon honey 1 tablespoon sesame oil 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice (from 1 to 2 limes) 1 (12-ounce) filet of beef 4 ounces whipped cream cheese, at room temperature 1/3 cup prepared wasabi 1 1/2 cups loosely packed cilantro leaves, for garnish Rice crackers, wheat crackers or 1 loaf of French bread, sliced 1/4 inch thick and toasted DIRECTIONS: 1. In a loaf pan, preferably glass, combine the soy sauce, garlic, ginger, honey, sesame oil, 2 tablespoons of the olive oil and the lime juice. Mix well, add the filet, and roll the meat two or three times to coat. Marinate in the refrigerator for 2 hours or at room temperature for 1 hour. If refrigerating, bring to room temperature for 30 minutes before cooking. 2. Meanwhile, combine the cream cheese and the wasabi in a small bowl and set aside. 3. Place a large, nonstick skillet

A Perfect Day? "jeffy's Mom"
A tear can come so quickly A heart can break so fast A memory lasts forever As if there were no past I wake up every morning Wishing to re live a happy day Where I can wake up to see A smile upon your face A day with a happy begining And and ending that way too A day to just be on the couch And cuddle next to you 8/29/07 by Samantha For: Jeffy's Mom

A Hurting Letter
Tears are falling from my eyes, as I sit and cry at night. blood is dripping from my heart, as I try to write. I have so much pain, I'm hurt a lot, I can't explain all this, I'm just falling apart. no one understands, I don't know where to start and I don't know where to end. love hurts so much, like a thousand stabbing knives, especially when you have all this pain, that you wish you could deny. I'm so sore right now, my heart is racing fast, I wish I could forget all this, and leave it in the past. but there will always be a memory, a memory of us both, how we both loved each other, and in my heart I'll hold. I will always hold this memory even though you won't care, and the scar you left in my heart will always be there.

Asian Plum Country-style Spareribs
A sweet-and-sour marinade makes pork spareribs sing! Try this at your next summer barbecue. Here are more pork recipes for you to try. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 40 minutes INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds country style spareribs olive oil to coat ribs for grilling For the marinade: 1/3 cup oriental plum sauce 1/3 cup honey 3 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce 1/4 cup rice wine vinegar 2 teaspoons crushed fresh garlic 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard powder 1 teaspoon fresh grated ginger 1/4 teaspoon fresh ground pepper DIRECTIONS: 1. Mix all the marinade ingredients together. Makes about one cup. 2. Pour marinade over ribs and marinate at least 6 hours or overnight. 3. Prepare grill for cooking. 4. Remove ribs from marinade and spray or brush olive oil on them to coat. Place ribs on open grill and proceed to cook. Turn ribs frequently to prevent flare ups and burning. The sugar in the honey and plum sauce accelerates the ribs to br

Love Still Hurts
I know in my heart its over You just want me for a friend I realize more each moment Your love is at the end I find it hard to look at you It still hurts to see your face I can't forget how good you felt I miss your sweet embrace I can not bare to hear you talk Weak vibrations are so wrong There's no affection in your voice The sound of love is gone There's pain in every breath I take The air broadcasts your cologne At home, at work, and everywhere I'm lost and all alone I've heard it said "Time heals all wounds" I can only hope its true Right now it seems unlikely Because I'm still in love with you

Ginger Mousse
This recipe follows a traditional preparation, with the exception of using ginger jam. This ingredient can usually be found in Asian food shops. If not, substitute with finely chopped candied ginger. Serving: Serves: 6 Total Time: 26 minutes INGREDIENTS: EGGS 1 Yogurt 1/3 cup/ 75 ml 1 tablespoon Ginger JAM Dry red WINE 1/2 cup/ 120 ml Port 1/3 cup/ 75 ml SUGAR 1/2 cup/ 120 g Gelatin sheets 2 Heavy CREAM 1/2 cup/ 120 ml DIRECTIONS: *SEPARATE* the eggs. Using a wooden spoon, mix together the egg yolks, yogurt and ginger jam. Refrigerate. In a saucepan bring the red wine to a boil with the port and sugar. Let boil for 4 minutes. Remove from the heat and allow to cool for 5 minutes. *SOFTEN* the gelatin sheets in cold water. When they are soft, whisk together with the warm wine. Allow to cool at room temperature. Combine the two mixtures and refrigerate until needed. Whip the cream. Fold the whipped cream into the ginger mixture. Beat the egg whites until frothy. Fo

Fried Rice
Frying the vegetables makes this a warmer (yang) macrobiotic dish. The addition of tempeh tofu or seitan will enrich the dish with protein. Serving: Serves: 6 Total Time: 1 hour INGREDIENTS: RICE, whole round grain 2 1/4 cups/ 470 g PARSLEY bunch LEEK 1 1/2 CARROTS 3 CABBAGE 1/8 head 1 1/2 tablespoons Sesame OIL 1 1/2 teaspoons Dried BASIL 1 1/2 tablespoons Tamari DIRECTIONS: Prepare the rice: Place the rice and water in a large saucepan (the water should be 1 1/2 times the amount of rice). Cover with a lid and simmer for approximately 40-45 minutes, until the rice is cooked and dry. Cut off the white section from the leek. Cut the white part into julienne strips. Peel and Slice the carrots into strips. Peel off the outer layer of the cabbage and julienne. Brush a frying pan with sesame oil and place over medium heat. Do not let the oil smoke. Add the leek and fry for 3 minutes. Add the sliced carrots and fry for another minute. Add the cabbage, frying for one minu

101 Things To Learn From Movies...
101 Things to Learn from Movies . . . Never go upstairs when being chased. When it gets quiet, that is a bad thing. It is a good idea to stay in the light. Don’t ever go looking for anyone once they are gone. It’s useless to try to defend yourself. Even if you feel the urge to investigate, DON’T! No matter how safe you feel, there is always something that you have missed. If someone approaches you with information that no one would know, they are involved. If blood is found, you’re fucked. If body parts are found, you’re really fucked. If a dead body is found, you are most likely next. Even if you think you hear your friend or family member calling for help, don’t try to help. Killers have no conscience. Intimidation will only make them madder. If you survive, you will still eventually die, most likely by the same killer that you evaded. If you are having visions of things that have not happened yet, just let it happen. Avoiding something that would have killed you wil

This Site
i dont care if this is being a snitch or whatever u want to call it .. its hard enough when someone loses a love one but when people go over boundaries and have no common sense and use it to hurt another thats going to far.. and i really hope this site will not allow that to happen..i understand some may think of that as funny..but if it was ur loved one would u be laffin..out of respect for someone im close to and is a very good friend of mine im finding it really hard to go off on the man that did this or in some way try to hurt them back but really that wont accomplish nothing and the next time it will be worse..if ur going to take things that far really stop and think before u speak..Licks

Little Old Lady
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and, also very arrogantly, turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!!"

My Prison
Trapped in a cell I can't escape Sentenced to a life of pain No guards to punish me No other prisoners to abuse me No stone, bars, or glass Just flesh & bones hold me in Solitary is where my heart lies Death row is where my mind dies I don't long for freedom outside the walls of stone Freedom from these thoughts which have closed me in Contained, bound & beaten I am Not by doors, chains and sticks But by hatred desire and love An execution to be dealt No chair, noose or poison Not quick or painless But days of sorrow and nights of agony Which torment me continuously For all the days and nights that remain My Prison is me. No guards. No warden. No fences. No cells. Just Me. My hands and feet have no shackles or chains But bear the burdens of my actions. My body is not bruised and scarred from fights But my soul is scarred and bruised from my sins. No visitors, friends or family to speak to Just my pen and paper share my time, In My Pr

I Can't Believe It's Over
Have you ever heard the phrase "all good things must come to an end"? Well, its that time. I see the end nearing, but you do not. Maybe you do and you fear it just as i do. Speaking it makes it reality, and we'd rather it not be so. You're in my thoughts, dreams, and prayers every night. I thought it would last forever, they said it was too good to last, and it is. I thought i'd stand the test of time, but i couldn't. Everyday i sense us growing farther and farther apart. I realize now i can't hold on to someone who wants to let go. Just as i can't love someone who doesn't love back, or cry for someone who doesn't care. I never knew pain until the day i realized this. Just know that when its over and we go our separate ways, there will not be a time when i don't wonder what it would be like to spend one more minute with you, to share one more laugh, to have one more hug. Life must go on, but as you go on your path and i on mine, cherish the fact that you, and no one else, has m

Man And Woman At The Zoo
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. He then says, "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs." ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, s

Fake Friends
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends" IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU RECEIVE A COMMENT STOP IN AND SAY HELLO AS A COMMENT SOMETHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING BECAUSE I WILL DELETE PEOPLE WHO NEVER TALK I AM HERE TO MAKE TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO ADD PEOPLE TO MY LIST TO SEE HOW MANY I CAN GET I LIKE TO TALK AND CHAT AND IF I SEE YOU COME TO MY SITE AND SAY NOTHING YOU WILL BE DELETED AND I DON'T MEAN COME IN AND RATE OR COMMENT PICTURE THATS A BONUS SO PLEASE SAY HELLO OK NOT ASKING MUCH I LEAVE COMMENTS SOMETIMES TWICE A DAY SO I DO SHOW LOVE

The Difference In The Branches Of Service
Well, you know how each branch of service has different names for the same thing, right? Take a helicopter, for instance. The Army calls it a chopper, the Navy calls it a helo, the Air Force calls it a bird, and the Marines call it (a Marine points up in the air and says), "Ooooooooo.....ooooooooo, oooooooooo, ooooooooooo!"

Open Wide The Gates...
I'm sure there are a few of you that know what that means. For those of you who dont... King Richards Faire is open to the public starting this Saturday!!! Sweetness!!!! I shall be roaming the faire grounds happily as Rose McGreedy... Ready to take on any job for a little extra cash or just take that little extra cash I'm sure ye wont be missin... If you get a chance to come to faire, look for me and my girl Cassie aka Lily McGreedy... She's in training... ;) We'll sure to be around the shire somewhere running amok... That's bout all I got to say... Just showing my excitement over the fact that faire is opening and Rose is back! Hope to see some of you there!!!

Paul
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Paul, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Paul, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Paul was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks? Paul showed some interest, but said, "I will have to think the matter over carefully." The following day, Paul announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from th

Taxpayers
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb

...confused...
Some days you seem so close like you stand right before me But then the next day you seem so far like each other we can't see, Each day is like a roller coaster with my stomach turning upside down You stand there looking but yet you don't utter a sound, I feel so confused and my heart is being torn at its seams And every night that I sleep you seem to linger in my dreams, Every time I look at you I forget all my thoughts And right then and there it's you that my heart has sought, Every time I hope it turns into something bad So for right now I'll stop thinking And maybe things won't end up sad

Kids To The Darnest Things
Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of the experiment. Sidney drew a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a small twig from the rear and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped, and Sidney measured the distance. "12 feet...write that down, Sophie," he said. Next, he brought the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog's right front leg. Again he prodded the frog and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped 10 feet, and on instruction, Sophie wrote it down. Again the frog was brought back, the left front leg was removed, and again "Jump, frog!" Sidney reported, "Six feet...write it down." The next time, Sidney removed the large right back leg. "Jump, frog!" Then, he shouted "Jum

Zoo
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. He then says, "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs." ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, s

It's Just A Song, But....
if you truly listen to it, or in this case, read the words, you'll see it more than just a song. You'll see what I mean... "The River" You know a dream is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a dreamer's just a vessel That must follow where it goes Trying to learn from what's behind you And never knowing what's in store Makes each day a constant battle Just to stay between the shores...and I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a bird upon the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If I never try So I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Too many times we stand aside And let the waters slip away 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow Has now become today So don't you sit upon the shoreline And say you're satisfied Choose to chance the rapids And dare to dance the tide...yes I will sail my vessel 'Til the river runs dry Like a bird upon the wind These waters are my sky I'll never reach my destination If

An Old Lady
A senile old woman in a nursing home took all her cloths off, put on a cape and began running all through the halls. She came to an open door. She went in and shouted, "SUPER PUSSY!" Nobody said a word! She ran down the hall to another open door. She went in and shouted, "SUPER PUSSY!" Again, nobody said a word. She ran down the hall into the dining room and up to a elderly man at a table. She shouts, "SUPER PUSSY!" The elderly man says, "EH?!" She shouts, again, "SUPER PUSSY!" The elderly man looks her up, down and says, "I'll have the soup!"

It's Official
I'm done. I give up. There is absolutely no point in trying to make this shit work with my wife. I'm fed up with all the shit she has put me through. I know that I've been a lousy husband. I've done shit that ain't right. I know that. But I've also tried to make things right with her. I've tried and tried, but she will not let me be her husband anymore. I know she says I haven't done a damn thing to make up for what I've done. But that's just because I haven't done the stuff she wants me to do. I know what I need to do, and just because it's not what she wants at the time doesn't mean that I haven't made a fucking effort. For the past year and a half she has done everything she can to distance herself from me, while I have been doing everything I can to get closer to her emotionally. But it's never gonna work. She holds so much resentment for what I have done that she can not forgive me. Not only that she tries to hurt me as well to get even for what I put her through. S

To All
TO LET EVERYONE KNOW INCASE YOU SEE ME POP IN AND OUT OF UR PAGE I AM GOING DOWN MY LISTS AND RATEING EVERYONES STASH THAT I HAVEN'T GOT OR I HAVE MISSED I AM DOING THIS WHEN NOT BOMBING I WILL GET TO EACH OF YOU WILL JUST TAKE ME SOME TIME CAUSE I HAVE ALOT ON LIST AND SOME HAVE ALOT OF STASH ITEMS

Far Away ~ Nickelback
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know You know, you know That I Love You I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I Love You I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need t

Weird
Since the only woman I have ever loved died a short while ago I've been thinking a lot about my life and have come to a conclusion. I HATE BEING ALONE. Before this happened I thought I would never want to be committed to one woman. Even when I was married it wasn't something I could accept in my mind. Then I met 'the one' and everything changed. I use to be the kind of guy who had three girlfriends because I figured no one person could possibly be enough for one other person's needs. I still think that most people don't exactly fit another. I think having a few people together in a multi-person monogamous relationship is better. Maybe it's because I'm an artist that I think this but ... anyway. Now, I do want someone. I want to have that connection that I had. I want to sit with someone talking for hours about intellectual things and making plans about what country we want to travel to next. I want to simply sit on the couch watching the history channel or animal planet and know t

Goin Away....
I'm goin away for about a week or 2. I may be able to pop on for a little bit every now and then but it won't be alot. I have some family issues that need tending to. I'll be back on Fubar as soon as I can. Take Care, everyone and talk soon!!! Midnight Lover aka Jessica

Dark Angel
angel fell from grace her friends turn on her. Long time ago she was a loyal member of her clan until they turn on her leave her for dead. forever on the dawn of a dark blue night a young angel fell from Grace like a shooting star durning the midnight Hour. has she is in her nude flesh & she wander's the cold wet Rain streets like a new born child. She was given pail white skin from the Heavens of God & dark thick black wings, like a vulture & huge empty black eyes, voluptuous lips taken from the night sky & long dark thick hair touching her back She had sinned in the right hand of God so god weep she had sinned during her past existence. God granted her powers for the use of good, If she use these powers for evil the young angel will be cast into the mouth of Hell. But if she uses these powers for goodness she will become the "Avenging angel". now making new clothing in the shade of black to cover her baby nude flesh. & as of now a new dark warrior emerges. Crouching on an

Kohls Shoppers
JUST A LITTLE INFO THOUGHT ALL YOU KOHLS SHOPPERS MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. WE ARE MARKING DOWN, NEW CLEARANCE MARKDOWNS TOMORROW AND SEPTEMEBER 11TH. IN EVERY DEPARTMENT. I WORK THERE SO I KNOW WHEN ALL THIS KINDA STUFF HAPPENS. JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED TRACY

Written By A Guy :]
from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

Savin' Me ~ Nickelback
How I feel most days when things to turn out right...lol Prison gates won't open up for me On these hands and knees I'm crawlin' Oh, I reach for you Well I'm terrified of these four walls These iron bars can't hold my soul in All I need is you Come please I'm callin' And oh I scream for you Hurry I'm fallin' Show me what it's like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I'll show you what I can be Say it for me Say it to me And I'll leave this life behind me Say it if it's worth saving me Heaven's gates won't open up for me with these broken wings I'm fallin' And all I see is you these city walls ain't got no love for me I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story And oh I scream for you Come please I'm callin' And all I need from you Hurry I'm fallin' Show me what it's like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I'll show you what I can be Say it for me Say it to me And I'll leave this life behind me

My Life @#%#@!
So in one day I find out they are not keeping at my job due to my almost passing out at work last night. Then I get a letter telling me that my next Parenting time will not happen cause she claims to have to work. The drama in this relationship is ruining my kids. I have decided to make it stop. I will be filing the papers removing my rights to Parenting Time.

Stash Club Members
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ANYBODY IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND WAS JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE WAS OK. NOONE HAS ASKED FOR HELP, WHAT UP WIT THAT? LMAO YOU GUYS COULD AT LEAST STOP BY MY PAGE AND HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL, GIVE ME A SHOUT OR SOMETHING! THANKS EVERYONE! TRACY

Drug
A disease runs through thier body. So powerful, potent, everlasting to thier needs Many haven't been cured even over the years Frowned upon by peers while holding discretion over shedded tears. The infected ask why examine thier faults So much scrutiny. I tell them im not blind to the facts There isn't no fooling me. For I know the disease oh so well My mother is the tainted one The story goes to be Infected, overcome, burried Just to be ressurected Im truly the broken son. I have to go throught this struggle I accept it, for it will make me a stronger man Hit the scolding hot pavement of life Just to get up again. No emotions shown, though it kills me inside I have a front row seat To the ceremony of the devil and his bride.

Big News!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I am planning a Party around Halloween for Lord Lestat. I am needing to know who all would like to attend so I can plan accordingly! Please anyone who might be interested in coming to it, Hit me up in a Private Email and let me know!! And Remember, HE WILL BE HOME THIS SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOO!! Lots of Love and Bites, Lost Civeteto, True Queen Witch, Creator of LDC, Fubar engaqed to Rebel Bitch and Desperado, Mem. KOT Lost Civeteto~True Queen Witch ~ Creator of LDC ~Fubar Engaged to Desperado and Rebel Bitch~Mem.KOT@ fubar

Photograph ~ Nickelback
Just a really awesome song!! Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we every went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out This is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must've done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late should I go back and try to graduate Life's better now than it was back then If I was them, I wouldn't let me in Every memory of lookin out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say It's time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Every memory of walkin out the front door I found the photo of the friend I was lookin for It's hard to say It's time to say it Goodbye, Goodbye Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin'

Apologies Ii
Remember the words, we used to speak The promises made, have turned to all apologies All our dreams, now memories Pain 's a wave, and now it's crashing over me Now my words, don't mean a thing And all the space, left in between Is what remains of where our love was meant to be Love to pain, it seems too real and now I don't know what to do there is nothing in me left to feel and now I don't know what to do In the rage of love, you tore my heart away And in the pain of love, you left me standing here You were everything that I had to believe in Now my life feels so gone, like there is no reason Love to pain, it seems too real and now I don't know what to do there is nothing in me left to feel and now I don't know what to do

Fight For All The Wrong Reasons ~ Nickelback
This song is for my ex, he was goin thru a hard time with a break up and thought this one was fitting. Well I wanted you I wanted no one else I thought it through I got you to myself You got off Every time you got on to me I got caught up In favorable slavery Was it Wrong? Was it wrong? I guess it wasn't really right I guess it wasn't meant to be It didn't matter what they said 'Cause we were good in bed I guess I stuck around so I could watch us fight for all the wrong reasons No, It didn't matter what i tried It's just a little hard to leave When you're going down on me I guess I stuck around so I could watch us fight for all the wrong reasons Well you know my friends Well they know your enemies I'd pretend Not to hear what they said to me 'Cause I got off Every time you got on to me Was it wrong To go along with insanity? Was it wrong? Was it wrong? I guess it wasn't really right I guess it wasn't meant to be It didn't matter what they sai

Cancer Candle (repost)
Cancer Candle All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if its to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer. A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle. Please Keep This Candle Going! (just hit reply, copy code, and paste into new bulletin) (repost of original by 'Tina ~Icy ~ Harrah{{Dirty South Crew}}' on '2007-08-25 08:50:56') (repost of original by '~Simplicity~Dirty South Crew~I.B.I.C.~S.B.A.B.~W.T.C.~' on '2007-08-25 09:46:28') (repost of original by '~~TEXAS GIRL~~DIRTYSOUTHCREW~~' on '2007-08-25 11:59:29') (repost of original by 'scsweetie.. "DSC" LOVE, HONOR, RESPECT, SUPPORT FOR ALL THAT SERVE OUR COUNTRY!!!' on '2007-08-25 12:08:24') (repost of original by 'Bobby Bones-Dirty South Crew' on '2007-08-26 13:54:56') (repost of original by '(SDMF) PLASTARD BASTARD' on '2007-08-26 15:00:39') (repost of original by 'crazy nutter' on '2007-08-26 18:36:25') (repost of original by '§

Apparently I Did Not Make Myself Clear
so like the subject clearly states...apparently...i didnt make myself quite clear enough for everyone...and if not...let me put it plainly and simply so all of you cannot claim ignorance; do...not...fuck...with...me...i am not someone you want to be triffling with...i may seem sweet and cute and nice and cuddly in my pictures...but that is not who i am and i never have been...do not let the pictures fool you...is that clear enough for everyone? or do i have to yet-again come back to this subject and re-address it at a later date? that being said...those of you who are fucking wankers and who have given me a reason to become pissed off...YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE...so dont try to play it off like you have no idea exactly what it is what i am infact refering to... last warning people...come origional and genuine and honest...or shut the fuck up and sod off...clear? excellent...cheers...

Would You?????
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

Thank You For Reading....
This past year my life has been turned upside down by getting a divorce from a man I was married to for 17 years, with for 20, he filed in Oct. I moved out with our children in Nov. by Jan. he moved out of our home and in the home of our next door neighbor (who recently moved there in August) our divorce was final in March and he married the next door neighbor in May. Who knows what tomorrow brings to you...however grim my days were then... happiness is what I was having as of late because I finally find someone who is so loving and kind, I have been happy for the first time in so many years. I got engaged on July 27th, 2007 the most amazing man whom I met online and now numerous times in person with plans of him eventually moving to be with me. Now one month later, August 27, he is rushed to the hospital,, and is in the intensive care unit with serious blood clots throughout his body and no doctors know why. I feel so helpless because he lives 16 hours from me, I know very little, on

Lest One More Child...
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

I Hope They Arrest The Entire Family
Sitting at work today and I was actually in a good mood the entire day. Talked to one woman well I should say I won her over from Eckerds for good and had all her medications in stock even if I did have to work around it for a bit on her twinject but hey I did it. I went took my full 30 minute lunch shockingly not that I actually ate anything because now that im in a size 4 pants im determined to shove my fat ass into a pair of size 2 pants before Christmas. Come back from lunch and I hear the fax/printer drop something. Looked in the system so scripts were in printed status so I knew it was a fax. I was hoping that it was from that doctor on this child allergy meds that faxed me back all other meds but that. Oh no why would that be so easy in my life right? Lo and behold its an RX Alert. Let me tell you since I have worked at Walgreens I have never in my year of being there gotten an RX Alert. That right there is an OH SHIT alert for me. I read the 3 peoples names on it and actuall

If You On My Friends List I Wanna Know
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could

Ppii
sometimes I know I am not the only person in the world. I know there are other people that are special to other people and its not all about me. But then sometimes when I really miss someone and I want to talk to them, and I am not even worth more than a hello I really want to cry. I know this is stupid, and I am being selfish. Its my turn dammit!! *stomps foot and pouts* So when I am sick I must be the whiniest bitch I know...and i am whining now. I want attention!!!! Make me forget I am sick. Or just straight out ignore me..I will go away. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I hate being sick! and just so you know I know I am loved and liked and I love and like everyone back. This is my pity party and welcome to it :p

Have You Ever Seen A Fart
A little boy blows up a baseball sized balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room

Stars, Nostradamus And Ufo News
8/29/2007 Dear readers: My last lecture presentation in San Jose California went INCREDIBLE and I received warm endorsements from the many people attending George Noory’s lecture. During the question/answer time someone in the audience asked George who, in the thousands of guests he interviewed last few years, would be to his best knowledge the most accurate pertaining to predictions. I was in the 3rd row but imagine my surprise when George stood up and said. “Here he is” pointing in my direction, “Dr. Turi, with over 95% of accuracy”. In one hour 2 more people I never saw before mentioned my name and gave me more support and this made me feel really appreciated. I had lunch and breakfast with George and his producer Tom and we exchanged words on the many people that sent nasty email complaining about me helping a friend involved with a Playboy cruise. George is a respectful and open-minded advanced Gemini and certainly far from being judgmental to anyone and I knew he would

"princess Of Power"...another One Written For Me
Princess of Power The chosen day has come. The Royal Highness has unspeakable royal power. The transformation into a delicate sovereign has taken place. She has assumed power, not by force but rather by mental power. To serve her is to love her. Today would become a raw display of her raw, awesome control over minions. The day arrived, and he had been prepared. To violate the most unspoken law was to violate her. The disobedience was to be matched with absolute punishment. This is a vivid display of her control. In the royal throne room, she was prepared. She was to come in simple elegance. Her hair was prepared-a crystal tiara perfectly affixed. Silver reflection covered her beautiful breasts-bound by white lace. Bare reflection followed to her waist. Short denim covered her special place. White lace covered her royal treasures. She sat on a special satin pillow. Her special servant girls positioned her well. Her servants, three total, stood at perf

She Was Only 5
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

If You're On My Friends List, I Wanna Know...
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could

Really Bad Day.
so today pretty much sucked. i woke up at 4:00 in the morning to get to work only to find out i was supposed to work til three which i couldnt do cause i had a meeting around 12:30. so i try to tell martin but he completely ignores me. so i was pretty pissed and went outside and when i came back in martin and i got into a pretty heated argument...ill spare you the details but it ended in me quitting. then i swing by the house to see my dad but he apparently had a bad day too...and one too many alcoholic beverages...yet another heated argument which ended with cd cases, books, and other very hard painful objects rushing past or into my skull...so i left and headed back up to the apartment. i stopped and got myself a parfait though..i think putting up with all that shit today made me deserve some nice TCBY.

One Complaint
Everything is working out great with my new place and school but I do have 1 complaint. We were forced to get wireless internet provided by this new company, getwireless.net, and it is terrible. I don't know how many times I am going to have to try and post this. I can't upload/download anything, it keeps timing out and freezing up. I hate wireless, I hate wireless so much... fuck you wireless.

Would You???????????
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

Bad Message For A Cop
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road. Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer. The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway. A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there." Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head. "It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh b

Would You
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

"the Whipping"...another Story Written For Me!
The whipping The princess was waiting patiently in the bed chamber. This was to be a celebration of her royalty, her love, her life. She had her personal servant preparing for this occasion. The personal servant-young, increasingly nimble, and disciplined, arrived as raw sexuality. She desired to please. She wanted, she needed it, it consumed her. She had been cultivated over time to be a life being-live to and for the princess. Her young life was filled with hurt. She discovered her own bisexuality at 16, coaxed by the experiences of untrained men. Once she was identified, her potential became obvious, and time was on our side. Tame pornography made her desire more for the obverse and exotic that the princess had to give. Young men of her contemporary bored her. A whip in her hand and her princess’ orders excited her. Obedient in all things, this was to be a valuable asset to her royal highness. Custom leather fit her hands like a glove. She was the ultimate gi

Waiting
You know what? I am not even mad. I mean I am a little bristled. I just have to take deep breaths. Why do I feel so much? The words can either eviscerate me or hug me into a cocoon safe enough for me to finally relax in. I never relax anymore... Anymore? That would imply that I have actually relaxed a day in my life. But I haven't... ever. I am always waiting. I wait to be hurt because I know it is coming and it always does. People come to me with their hands out as if to say "Look, I have no weapons. Can't you trust me?" But then the words! The words. And they hurt so much! They really do. And I seem to be the only one feeling them. Blades that I used to sink into my flesh gave me pain but it was good pain. But these words slice flesh, sever veins, bring forth a hurt that stops my breath and stills my limbs. I sit, I look, I listen to you and I feel my blood slow because it hurts that much. But then you call, or you hold, or you kiss and I forget. Every hour

"destiny" A Provactive Story Written For Me
Destiny It was the wedding night. The princess had been so beautiful all day-white lace wedding gown, tiara fitted perfectly into her hair, white high heels, everything. We both slipped away at the end of the reception to our suite. She didn’t know what had been prepared for her night. She was led away into a special changing room. It was there that she changed clothes. It was here she removed her gown and exposed her beauty. She was dressed in white. A white lace bra held her perfect breasts in place. White lace panties surrounded her beautiful place. A white lace garter belt held up her stockings, and she kept on her high heels. She was soon led away. As Princess Destiny entered the bed chamber, she noticed the sight of her husband, fastened to the canopy of the bed. He was tied with two arm restraints. She also noted a girl, no older than nineteen. She was scantily clad in a pair of short black shorts and a black bra. The color of night on her was broken by

When Tomorrow Starts Without Me
When Tomorrow Starts Without Me When tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see; If the sun should rise and find your eyes, all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry, the way you did today, while thinking of the many things, we didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, as much as I love you, and each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand, that an Angel came and called my name, and took me by the hand, and said my place was ready, in heaven far above, and that I'd have to leave behind, all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, for all life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, so much yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love we shared, and all th

Screaming Kiss So Far Away .. Writen By Cherryangel
The pain fills my body and slowly tear my soul apart The pain of you being so far away killing who I used to be, slowly You voice on the phone kisses my heart the kiss I long for is yet so far away The longing for you touch rips my being apart Waker and weaker i kneel into dust praying to every God i know to let you hold me tight and let us lie together on green satin As I see you near the pain vanish from all om my heart but still I want to scream And I will scream when you hold me embrace me, keep me Harder than the pain of being far away