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My Friends And Fans Sooo Rock
I'm taking some items off my profile so that it loads better. This is one of them. Please rate my blogs. I am glad that so many of you enjoy my photos and videos! Thank you for all the luv My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!! My friends and fans SOOO ROCK!!

It Doesn't Have A Name But Whatever
Nothing left to grab, Your hand extending into darkness. Reaching for what can never be, You hope that for some reason its waiting for you. Patiently it sits until you can finally grasp it, Hoping that its soon attained. For when it is it shall never be let go, Not even in the eye of Death will it be released. It shall be cherished and never forgotten, Always in sight.. always in mind. For love is one that should never be squandered, No matter how infinitesimal no matter how insignificant, Love is truly the light at the end of every tunnel.

Total Nuclear Annihilation
Night turns to day, a horrid blinding flash, Complete and utter deafness from the impending blast. The greens, the purples, the oranges all flat out and die, The skies burn crimson, the clouds melt in the sky. The only thing visible is the tsunami of flame, Death, suffering, torment all allies in pain. Blasting through as the right hand of Death, Taking every life, with a solitary breath. Annihilation swept over the ground, All left to die, all stranded and bound. Whatever life that you had just died, The blast blew through with an ominous stride. Active fallout, burning every bit of flesh, Transforming bodies into animate flesh. Ravaging dusts abducting your cries, Every sound forming into a direful guise. Oxygen capacity dwindling, extinction draws near, Every last life ends in a downpour of tear. Gasping for breath, agonizing you lay, Gradual suffocation torments as the time slips away. Dieases take their toll, wiping out thousands each day, Contaminated pray fo

Dead Flame
When the flame of life is smothered in shit, the lifeless body is thrown into a pit. Left there to rot, only to be forgot. By ones who loved, & by ones who hated, they've been cast aside to be permanently gated. Even if the body dies in a peaceful manner, the body will remain like a bloodstained banner. Remembering the times of flesh & blood, only to de stepped over like a puddle of mud. Everyone agrees, life sucks then you die, but even though you do, its not your final goodbye.

For Those In The Military... A Scam Alert
There are no borders on the Internet. If this is being done tou our neighbors then it can happen to Canadian families as well. PLEASE BE CAREFUL. subject: SCAM ALERT...THIS ONE IS SICK!!! post date: 2007-08-13 20:09:16 views: 5 comments: 2 ratings: 0 This was just brought to my attention. I know a lot of us on FuBar also have pages on MySpace, so Please read this. And maybe think about changing your MySpace page around or just watch out for this Scam. Oh, and another thing. Anyone that is or was in the Military knows how Families are really contacted. But people outside our little family DON'T, that make easy targets for Scammers BTW: People like this make me SO SICK!!!! -------------------------------------------------- I had some REALLY heartbreaking news today...that my friend was KIA.This was not just any friend...this was my puppy love boyfriend. The news came from a message that I received from his wife on my MySpace page from her Mysp

What's Your S*x Style?
I'm taking some items off my profile so it loads better. This is one of them. Please rate my blogs. Thanks. Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test

Mariah Carey-we Belong Together
I didn't mean it When I said I didn't love you so I should have held on tight I never should've let you go I did nothing I was stupid I was foolish I was lying to myself I could not fathom that I would ever Be without your love Never imagined I'd be Sitting here beside myself I didn't know you I didn't know me But I thought I knew everything I never felt The feeling that I'm feeling now Now that I don't Hear your voice Or even touch or even kiss your lips Cause I don't have a choice What I wouldn't give To have you lying by my side We belong together When you left I lost a part of me It's still so hard to believe Come back baby please We belong together Who else am I gonna lean on When times get rough Who's gonna talk to me Till the sun comes up Who's gonna take your place Baby nobody else We belong together I can't sleep at night When you're all on my mind Bobby Womack's on the radio Singing to me 'If you think you're lonely now' Wait a

Led Down Torment Alley
Racing and striving, and aching in pain, Left in the dust with nothing to gain. Forgoten and buried by the ones you love, As if glad of what their free of. Pain nags on heightening the torment, Waiting in patience for the impending lament. Always suffering, always aching, Slowly minds simply start breaking. To gaze at the former love, Now nothing more than something to be sick of. To be led on a path full of lies, Always in nothing more than a clever little guise.

What Kind Of Kiss Are You?
http://www.OrgasmicAimee.com I'm taking some items off my profile so it loads better. This is one of them. What kind of kiss are you? EroticErotic,You are a precision lover savoring your Partner's Passions head to toe. Take this test

Fergie-big Girls Dont Cry..(.love It.)
Big Girls Don't Cry Lyrics Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to g

Going To Ny!!!!!!!
Well its all set up!I love meeting people Ive met online and this is one Ive been looking forward to for a long time! Im going to see my bestest friend on here ANGEL~BABY in less than 2 weeks!!On the off chance you dont have her heres her link!She has some AWESOME pics! shes sooooo much braver than me! Prettier too but I digress! LOL ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (FU BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ RATE MY PROFILE~TY★@ fubar I got the time off , got the kids and animals being taken care of while we are gone. All thats left is to get triptiks and maps from AAA and book a hotel room for the night in DC (we are breaking there since Angel wont be off till friday afternoon!Leaving on Monday so I might not be online too much unless me and angel get buck wild and cam together!8-p Baby Satan (my bf) is coming too so I cant get TOO naughty but Im sure he will let me get a LITTLE wild and crazy! All we gotta do is get him high Sam! HAHAHA! My spot on here is not too stable as several are

Missing Girl (from The Bulletin Board)
This little girl has been missing for many hours now and police are involved she lives in the UK but since this site is world wide i wanted to try to get out there and see if we can find her please if you have seen her leave me a message and i do not want any bullshit pranks about this either this is a very dear friend of mine's daughter Please help find her she is 14, 5 foot tall around 60 pounds, very slim, long brown hair and blue eyes she was last seen at the mall in the town of basingstoke, hampshire england around 4:30 UK time )

The Perfect Guy For Me.
1.Listens to rock 2. Likes me for me 3. Can make me laugh 4. makes me smile 5.. can trust me 6. I can trust him 7. drug free 8. dosnt get that jelouse 9. dosnt try to controll me 10. Can undestand me Yea no chance in hell im finding the perfect guy for me. Well maybe i will i guess i will find out some day.

Curious
i just don't understand why people on the Internet take things so seriously. I'm not talking about fubar. cause honestly fubar is pretty kick ass. i just dont get why people think the internet has so many bad things on it. yes there are some bad things and certain things i think shouldn't be on the net. but half of the stuff on here is someones point of view or opinion. but yet there has been so many people out there bashing others on there values morals and lets face there own personal opinion. i always thought that people should have there own way at looking at things. just don't bash others for what they believe . don't shoot down others for the ideas opinions and what not ....and yet there are so many of you people out there who are just so quick to judge argue run down and insult the very fact that people think for themselves i bet if someone did that to you , you would get mad and say how they are ignorant and all that. so pretty much aren't you being a hypocrite about it

Writing/poetry
Seen through the eyes of has been and what could... I am out of focus, lines fading. Adjust the tracking... Static in the 20 inch screen. Snow and a loud hiss of no reception ... I was here. My rabbit ears, are bent ascue.... Channel has gone off the air for the night... A test of the emergency broadcast system, if this had been a real... I'd see it in focus. If but for a moment... My pop has missed my culture... Wrong era, but same channel, same time... Act now, supplies are limited....100th caller... Ask parent permission...I may be unsuitable for some humans... Give me the late show, and I'll make you laugh... Canned applause, que in the midgets... Read the card...live in 3, 2, .... Today...I lost my way...yesterday was gone before it came... Tomorrow, is distant and yet to be...but fading rapidly into tomorrow.

This Might Hurt.
I have been thinking alot over the pass months. I had desided that in order to live in the present and to get to the future I must stop living in the past. I have been hurt so badly by people I loved deeply. First off was the man I gave my heart to and would of give my hand to as well.FUCK HIM! All men are the same, they want what they want and don't give a fuck about you. Shit happens and small minded people never forgive. I learned that in order to move on I must first cut some ties that bind me. It will hurt deeply but it must be done for the better of each person. This may or may not lost forever, for if in truth we are as we think and the half of the other then this will not keep us apart. But with tears I do this. Is it best? I do not know. Will I be hated for it? Maybe, but I need to stop hurting. I need to stop thinking "What if". To my beloved, you know who you are. You need time to better yourself for you. I need time to better myself for my girls. I think about you all the t

X
I'm slowly losing sanity, the dreams are far too real. Can't tell whats different, my skin begins to peel. Losing sight of the lines in the road, You said you would love me until the world stopped spinning, Maybe that's exactly the reason why I'm drinking. Everything's going round... Something's gonna have to go down. The words just blur. I can't seem to speak The words just slur. I'm feeling weak. I want you here right now, I wish that I could hold you. I miss you now, I'm buzzin somehow.

Another For The Dumb...
Anger washes over me, why do people do the things they do? I hate stupid people, skip the bullshit and think about you. I can feel it coming, the blackout will soon be here. Hold me closer, Take away my fear. You calm my nerves, balance me out, Stop my urges, quiet my shouts, In Vain. You are the peace within me, Thoughts of you keep me happy, And sane.

The First Thing I Wrote For The Stupid .....
I fell asleep thinking about you yesterday, I woke up to see your smile today. It doesn't feel right, that I can't take you from my mind. Why am I writing you poetry, it's not love, but blind. I wanna hold you and say That everything's gonna be okay. That's just a lie I can't afford, One more day, and I'm just bored.

Blagh...
Best Friends I sit upon my roof, And stare up to the stars. I glance toward the moon, And I see an old man cry. I sit upon my roof, Watching the headlights of cars That drive along the highway. I sing a somber tune Of the pain I felt today, As I listen to an old man cry. I sit upon my roof, Rubbing on my arm these old scars. And I stare up at the moon, With this man who is my friend. And will be with me til the end. And tonight, with this man, I cry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blue The sky is blue on good days of the week, Days when sitting around, laughing at clouds. Time withers slowly, as the day moves on. Happy with friends, the pictures we take. Time will live on, in the memories we make. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Distancing I see a dissonant look in your eyes. I question the words you say. Are tehy true or are they lies? Do you still feel the same way, Or

Misc. Poetry From My Poetry.com Account.
Best Friends I sit upon my roof, And stare up to the stars. I glance toward the moon, And I see an old man cry. I sit upon my roof, Watching the headlights of cars That drive along the highway. I sing a somber tune Of the pain I felt today, As I listen to an old man cry. I sit upon my roof, Rubbing on my arm these old scars. And I stare up at the moon, With this man who is my friend. And will be with me til the end. And tonight, with this man, I cry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blue The sky is blue on good days of the week, Days when sitting around, laughing at clouds. Time withers slowly, as the day moves on. Happy with friends, the pictures we take. Time will live on, in the memories we make. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Distancing I see a dissonant look in your eyes. I question the words you say. Are tehy true or are they lies? Do you still feel the same way, Or

When You're Gone....
Avril Lavigne - When you're gone I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cry And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it OK I miss you I've never felt this way before Everything that I do Reminds me of you And the clothes you left they lie on my floor And they smell just like you I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too And when you're gone The words I need to hear to always

I Felt Like A Bird Killer :-(
ok so lets see some of you might remember the pic's i had psoted of the pigeon and eggs well here's what happend i moved into an apartment the last wednesday in may.we moved from a 4 bedroom huge house into a poststamp 2 bedroom apartment so yeah ummmmmmmmm the belcony was packed.well a pigeon nested there and laid 2 eggs.i was so excited i was gunna get to see baby birds.my kids we're so excited too.we just couldn't wait for them to hatch,we'd check on mama and take pic's of her and the egg. well we have 2 cats and we were keeping the glass door shut,so i dunno.i asked everyone did you let one of the cats in from the belcony?they said no.well mama was just gone.i didn't understand.daddy bird kept sitting on the roof next door and i just felt bad.well after a few days i went and tidy up one side and ummmm yeah so i find feathers and blood:-( ok so i don't no how,but yeah one of my cats had to of got her,i felt terrible,not only mom is dead but i killed the eggs. i couldn't m

The Reaping Stone
You take an you take when theres nothing left what else is there for you to take? you think im some kind of great person im not demons plague me my hearts torn an i can barely hold myself together two halfs dont make a whole atleast not this time whatever it is that i am thats what i am i've been tormented by all my inner demons some have won others ive beaten but i can only take so much when the demons dont want to leave empty handed they take what they can grab usually tugging on some heartstrings along the way i have so much on my mind now i cant be what im not ready to be as i write with half a mind i feel myself dozing off to sleep what nitemares await me tonight will i die? will i be torn to shreds for betraying thier code their law im tired of living by restraints i want to be free to do as i please as i want to whomever i want.....least leave my mark on the souls that have come an gone from my life oh how i wish things were different daming the sky cursing the he

Bridge Over Troubled Water.... ...simon And Garfunkel
When you're weary Feeling small When tears are in your eyes I will dry them all I'm on your side When times get rough And friends just can't be found Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down When you're down and out When you're on the street When evening falls so hard I will comfort you I'll take your part When darkness comes And pain is all around Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine If you need a friend I'm sailing right behind Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind

At Summers End.....
These last two weeks of August; summers end, always brings back memories of my youth. With the sweltering heat finally dwindalling down I often think of how my life used to be. Living a carefree excistance, with my only worry being that first day back at school. The window is open and a cool breeze filters in. I sit at this computer desk hammering the keys in front of me trying to catcher exactly whats going on inside my head. Don't know wiether to laugh or cry at times passed. I do remember though; how that last week of summer vacation felt. How each day was golden and how you never wanted the summer to end. Summers spent with friends long forgotten are beyound pricless. What I wouldn't do just to have one day; to relive ONE day in my 15-year old self. To feel that young and innocent; to tell all my frineds & family- that are no longer with us, just how much I love them and how much they mean to me. To treat that ONE person whom I was shitty to, just a little bit

What The Hell Is Wrong With People?
Ok. Honestly, If you are going to pick a fight with me, have half a brain. I had some insane chick, who I had talked to a total of like five minutes, go off on me because I spelled Jimi Hendrix with the proper nickname of Jimmy. Dear lord, why are people that stupid? His real name was James...so if I feel like calling him Jim, what the hell should it matter to you? It's true, he was a damn good musician, ahead of his time and wonderful to listen to, but if you start treating people like trash for actually spelling something correctly, then you should probably take a long hard look at your priorities. Because you are one seriously screwed up individual.

I Express With Nimble Fingers The Deepest Corner Of My Heart
There are no tears left to cry No shadow of you to mourn Life has gone on You left me I am nothing but a waiting storm A shoulder for the moment A heart that breaks too easily For never in my life have I felt this way As though my skin is squeezing me too tight My lungs refuse to work My heart has ceased to beat I lay here in my mind Waiting for the day of freedom A passing glance for the girl on the outside The girl who smiles and pretends she's alive The girl no one notices I am nothing but a shell without the substance A body without a soul I express with nimble fingers the deepest corner of my heart The broken girl you left me The shallow grave you dug me I am here Trapped inside a fake smile

Not Enough Me
Oh shit! I’ve done it again... Too little of me For all of these men Attention I like A skank I am not When I get overwhelmed I claim I forgot To call which one back? Hell I don’t know! Can you not read? Doesn’t it show? My crazy ass Can’t seem to keep track Of my many “friends” Who admire my back Ironically, though I don’t have to kiss Touch or have sex For them to want this Poisonous female They just don’t see coming I don’t ask for much So why give them loving? Admiration I crave Sex I do not I have one to turn to When I start to get hot Down in my pants You know what I mean Don’t try to act Like YOUR mind is clean!

Sigh
Is it just me or is anyone else seriously starting to get depressed by the stupidity that seems to be running rampant in the US. Now I am not saying that everyone should be a rocket scientist. But a little bit of common sense and basic knowledge should be a bit more prevelant in our society. I work in the tech support field and I talk to hundreds of people a week. What I have found is seriously depressing. When you have to spend 15 minutes talking to someone who called you because they could not find the "Any" key on their keyboard, you just have to shake your head and sigh. Because at the end of the call, your not 100% sure they have grasped the concept. Just thought I would try and get others opinions and see if this is just something I have noticed and if it bothers anyone else that we live in the "stupidest" country in the world. I love it here and I am not trying to offend any of you very "special" people that call me. But come on read a book guys.

The First And Last Thing I Should Tell You...
I guess the first and last thing I should tell you is goodbye. It's been fun while it lasted, at least that's what you told me. Fun is a 3 letter word etched into my pain. Paradise is what you promised. You never said it was probationary. Goodbyes are forever. There is no turning back for us. Friends forever is what we promised, but you left me in the dust. So here I stand with my heart bleeding black. I ripped it out to show you what your carelessness has done. I never wanted to say these things or show you pain from my view. You never gave me a choice. So I say goodbye to you. History we shared and a passion for too many things to be certain of. Isn't it funny how history is who we are. A book tossed in the corner of your mind. A book with all my hopes and fears. Title it "The Lost Promise" for me. A piece of my heart will never mend as it was meant for you. I'll go on living because I have no choice. I'm meant for more than

Should I??
Give up all together on finding a man to love me for who I am? Every time I try something gets screwed up! Getting tired of trying... getting tired of having my heart broken... need help here lost and lonely and tired of lies and games....

You've Got Mail
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: you've got mail

The Real Meaning Of Peace!
There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But there were only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirror for peaceful towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all. But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. In the bush a mother bird had built her nest. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - in perfect peace. Which picture do you think won t

This Was Sent To Me As A Comment And Its So Awsome I Wanted To Sharefrom Lady Dove Ty Hun
The Gift A Sioux myth The creator brought all of his creation around him and told them: "I have a very special gift for humankind which I must hide from them until they are ready." The Eagle said: "give it to me. I will take it to the moon; they will never reach it there". The Creator said "no, they will go there". (and they did) The Salmon said: "give it to me, I will take it to the bottom of the sea". "No", said the creator, "they will find it there too." Then the Buffalo said "Give it to me. I will bury it in the middle of the great planes." "No", said the creator, "one day they will cut into the very skin of Mother Earth and find it." Then the mole, who lives in the breast of the Great Mother, who sees nothing with its eyes but sees things with its spirit, said "Put it inside of them". "It is done", said the Creator.

Diary Of A Mad Pregnant Black Woman
diary of a mad pregnant woman © By Ashlee K. Gabb I SAID NO!! CAN'T YOU SEE SO YOU SLIPPED IT ON AND INTO ME IT HAD A HOLE, YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT A COUPLE MONTHS LATER WHAT WILL GROW IT IS YOU INSIDE MY STOMACH AND AS I WATCH YOU ON THE HAMMOCK AND REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU CAME IN ME MY WHOLE LIFE RUINED SO NOW YOU SEE MY DREAMS CRUSHED, MY HOPES SHATTERED AND YOU DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERED I COULD'VE BEEN A LAWYER, A DOCTOR INSTEAD IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT ONE NIGHT IN BED HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT THINKING WHAT YOU DID WAS RIGHT NOW THE FATHER OF MY BABY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE, MAYBE THE CHILD WAS BORN, YOU WEREN'T THERE NOW I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T CARE FORGET THIS!, FORGET YOU THERE IS NO GOING BACK NO MATTER WHAT WE DO YOU GO YOUR WAY AND I'LL GO MINE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN UNCULTURED SWINE I HOPE TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN AND THANKS TO YOU I NO LONGER LIKE MEN I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE IT UP AND TRY NO SEX FOREVER AND THEN I DI

Blogus Part Dos
Sorry for the delay in blogs. Seems my carousing in TN caught up with me and transformed me into some pillow loving fool. Along with some problems with the 'sugar thing' I have, I have been out of commission and out of cell and internet range. Sorry to those who tried calling. Back to Bucksnort, TN (really there is!!) Day 5. Gatlinburg here I come. I've heard amazing things about Gatlinburg. Beautiful city, kind of romantic-that didn't do me alot of good. I had no one to get romantic with. Anyway.....Did the Ripley's Believe It of Not Museum....such a waste of money. The highlight of the museum was a rusty old chastity belt that looked like someone tried to pry it open with a chisel. Such fun those virgins must have had!!! I enjoyed the Pancake Pantry much better. I took a walk on the wild side and got a tatoo. Okokokok..so it is only henna. BUT, it is the Chinese symbol for peace. I find myself almost being the Shirley Temple of emissaries. Should we come under

In Loveing Memoey Of My Dad
My dad was a very strict man but he had a side that i was able to love more than life itself and that was the side that proved he loved me just as much. if i screwed up he let me have it but good so i tried not to screw up too much lol he said he spanked me because he loved me but at those times i always wished he didnt love me so much. we went fishing together hunting and just had fun especially after i grew up but he has been sick since may and has been in the hospitol since then. he was sent home this past monday with hospice so we all knew he was going to pass on at any time well tonight at 8:45 pm he took his last breath and passed on to be with his mother in heaven. i'm going to miss him very much but i'm glad he aint suffering any more all i can say now is this and i know he knows i mean it daddy i love you . i'll miss you more than words could ever say and thankyou for makeing me the man i am today

Top Ten Most Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.... 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

Edward Elgar (8-17)
dating, since I've probably written about him already this year. He was born 150 years ago June 2nd, and the composer of the Pomp and Circumstance marches is receiving the full treatment. His cello concerto was played the first night of the London Prom concerts (and Land of Hope and Glory, the choral version of the trio of the first Pomp-and march, always is in the Last Prom concert each year); and a number of his other works are sprinkled throughout the season- with the effect that his range as a composer, the many-sidedness of the portrait- is harder to hide ;) . I picked up an issue of BBC Music Magazine back in July dedicated to the Elgar anniversary containing a CD of an Elgar 2nd symphony performance conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent (from a Prom Concert several decades ago - a friend in the UK had attended the event, enjoyed it, recommended the magazine to me in part because the performance was quite good and had not been released in any form between then and now *g*- hav

A Quick Note...
Positive Thinking Will Take You Wherever You Want To Go In Life There is nothing more powerful in this world than a positive attitide. It will see you through the best and the worst of times, and reassure you when nothing else seems to. A positive outlook arms you with the confidence you need to reach for your dreams, no matter how high they are. If you take chances in life, what you're really telling yourself is that you believe in who you are. Remember to tell yourself that you can do whatever you set your mind to - and you'll see just how far that kind of thinking will get you. - T.L. Nash (I seen this today in a book I was looking at and kinda jumped out at me lol Thought it might jump out at a few of you too :P XXXX)

Silent Tears
Silent Tears by Heather Loughton A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

My Mum Was Reported As Offensive!
I asked a very logical...very educated question.I was having great conversations with both views. I asked... Do you think that a person that has a rebel flag on their page is racist? This is what I got... A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. Just so you all know...I have seen mums that ask if I would rather give head or have anal sex! Come on people!!! Anyone that knows me knows that I AM NOT RACIST!!! I am a proud Georgia Peach though! KISS MY GRITTS!

Is It Really Like That?
Is really hard to understand that a guy can just be cool with a woman? There is a woman that I work with who I talk to on a real cool,friendly level.We goof around a lot and talk about things that we have in common and lately have been exchanging music.I see no point in trying to be slick and time my breaks with her's or even go out of my way to hang out with her or when we talk,be low key.I have nothing to hide from other people as far as that goes.I do not hit on her like some of the other guys do nor have I even asked her to hang out....she has asked ME out three times. I get the vibe that some of guys in the kitchen are too curious as to what I'm up to.Past experience has taught me that gossip will start then some player hatin' will kick after that and for what?.....just trying to cool with her.Is it some sort of insecurity with them?Maybe.

~~and On The Lighter Side~~
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVERWONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the

The Irish Are A Tough Bunch Of People
An elderly Irishman lay dying on his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and, with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were dozens of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted. He coul

Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain th

Your Hard Earned Money..pissed Away
Americas Tax dollars at work... Pentagon Paid $998,798 to Ship Two 19-Cent Washers Tony Capaccio Thu Aug 16, 12:52 PM ET http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20070816/pl_bloomberg/ardg6dwccmfi Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to a Texas base, U.S. officials said. The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show. The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina -- twin sisters -- exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system: bills for shipping to combat areas or U.S. bases that were labeled ....priority'' were usually paid automatically, said Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon inves

Bitch I'm From Louisiana
Bitch I'm from LOUISIANA Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the fin

Just One Of Those Days ...
You ever just have one of those days lol My son starts football on Monday.. no biggie.. I have made a joke about reserving a room at the ER for the boy cause he isnt the most graceful.. Well I may have jinxed myself as I had him up at the ER tonight to get stitches.. lol.. Just 3 stitches, nothing major, but still.. for me, a nightmare.. Now the reasoning for the stitches.. typical boy stuff, yet to a point really made my anger boil. My son for the most part is a strong boy.. reset his own finger when he broke it last year.. broke his arm when he was like 7 or so.. cried at the initial break, never complained again.. Tonight I watched as his face held fear.. he, like many people, dont like needles.. especially if they dont understand what is actually going to happen.. I never have disliked children, but at that point I did..for an instant I disliked the boy that caused this fear in my son, because it was stupid.. My son, under rules, was due home.. this boy took his

Shyness
IN MY SHYNESS In my shyness . . . At times I retreat to my "shell," Clinging to the security of being alone. In my shyness . . . I may attempt to merge with my surroundings-- To be ignored, unnoticed, a silent voice rarely heard. In my shyness . . . I can feel completely alone, Although surrounded by people. In my shyness . . . I'm perceived as having a padlocked soul-- And few try to gain entry into my realm. In my shyness . . . Few will dare venture to really know me-- To hear my quiet voice or to really try to understand. In my shyness . . . I can have a myriad of words to say, Yet, my sealed lips will not release them. In my shyness . . . The words I do speak will at times be jumbled, And I'll feel worse for having spoken them. In my shyness . . . I will be viewed as "stuck up" and unfriendly, Labeled by the presumption of a troubled past. Yet, despite my shyness . . . I will at times em

A Poem 4 My Dad
I think I'll dedicate this poem to my Dad even though I didnt kno him that well. (R.I.P. Dad) Not Knowing You by Adriana Ramirez I never knew you, I never met you, But yet, you loved me, And I loved you. I never hugged you, I never kissed you, But now I long for my home, I long to know you. Now it's tool late. It's too late to say hello, It's too late to say goodbye, It's to early to shed tears, And to early to say you are gone. But I know your departure is near, And you have decided to leave everything behind, Knowing you've lived a full life, With ups and downs. You are headed for the light, You are heading for eternity, You are heading for true love, You are heading for eternal life. It's too early to say good bye, It's too late to say hello. I love you, Even if you don't know me.

Grilled Butterflied Leg Of Lamb
This recipe serves: 8 Ingredients 2 cups dry red wine 4 cloves garlic, crushed 1/4 cup chopped, fresh rosemary 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard 2 tablespoons olive oil 4 pounds boneless, lean leg of lamb salt to taste freshly ground black pepper Cooking Instructions 1. Whisk together the red wine, garlic, rosemary, mustard and olive oil in a bowl. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 5 days.) 2. Put the red wine mixture and the lamb in a resealable plastic bag. Turn the bag over several times to be sure that all of the lamb is in contact with the liquid. Refrigerate overnight. 3. Preheat the grill for indirect grilling. Arrange the coals in a circle, leaving the middle empty or light the burners on one side of the grill. 4. Remove the lamb from the bag and discard the leftover liquid. Generously season the lamb with salt and pepper. 5. Place the lamb on the grill away from the direct heat, either in the center of the cir

Grilled Coconut Shrimp With Pineapple Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the pineapple salsa: 1 1/2 cup canned or fresh crushed pineapple, drained 1 jalapeño chili pepper, seeded and finely chopped 1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice salt to taste For the grilled shrimp: 1/2 cup lite coconut milk 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon low-sodium soy sauce 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon brown sugar 20 large shrimp, peeled and deveined freshly ground black pepper 3 cups cooked rice 1/2 cup cilantro sprigs 4 metal or bamboo (soaked in water) skewers Cooking Instructions For the pineapple salsa: 1. Place the pineapple, jalapeño pepper and red pepper in a bowl and toss to combine. Season to taste with lime juice and salt. Refrigerate until ready to serve. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. For the grilled shrimp: 2. Combine the coconut milk, lime juice, soy sauce, ginger and brown

Grilled Chicken With Honey-mustard Glaze
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the honey-mustard glaze: 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 2 tablespoons sugar 1/4 cup honey 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard salt to taste white pepper to taste For the grilled chicken breasts: 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, 3 to 4 oz. each 1 tablespoon olive oil salt and pepper Cooking Instructions For the honey-mustard glaze: 1. In a small saucepan, heat the vinegar and sugar over medium heat until the mixture boils and the sugar dissolves. Add the honey and Dijon mustard and bring it to a boil. Remove from heat. 2. Season with salt and pepper to taste. For the grilled chicken breasts: 3. Preheat the grill to medium-high. 4. Sprinkle the chicken breasts with salt and pepper and drizzle with olive oil. 5. Place the chicken breasts on the grill. Grill until cooked through, about 6 minutes per side. 6. Place the breasts on a serving platter and brush them with the honey-mustard glaze. Serving Size

Imagined Mistress
The lights are on inside. The soft glow of family pageantry Escapes through lacy curtains And flutters to my feet. The sound and smell of life, Of love and belonging, Of security. My eyes interrupt their privacy - My heart listens. But they don't know, I've caught them unaware . . . Walking down this dark asphalt path. A hidden spectator A connoisseur Of life's possible scenarios, As seen through The lit window to Your world.

Want A Chance To Date Evilstimpy?
If You Fill This Out Email Me The Results Via Fubar Email, or my personal Email, If You Know It. Girlfriend Application 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk crap about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? why or why not? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me -would you? 21.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 23. what do you

Spicy Sirloin Steaks With Fresh Corn Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the salsa: 2 cups fresh corn kernels, cut from the cob (about 2 ears) 1/2 cup diced red bell pepper 1/4 cup diced scallions 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano or cilantro leaves 1/4 cup fresh lime juice pinch sugar to taste salt to taste freshly ground black pepper For the steaks: 4 top sirloin steaks, about 4 to 6 ounces each 1 teaspoon coarse salt 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon chili powder or to taste Cooking Instructions For the corn salsa: 1. Cut the corn from the cob and place in a small pot of boiling water. Cook the corn until it is just tender. (Very fresh corn will cook in about 1 minute, while older corn will take a few more minutes.) Drain and place the corn in a mixing bowl. 2. Add the red pepper, scallions, oregano, lime juice and sugar. Season to taste with salt and pepper.(This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 2 days. The salsa should be serv

Grilled Portobello Mushrooms With Corn Relish
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the grilled mushrooms: 4 portobello mushrooms, stemmed and wiped clean 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 1 teaspoon tamari soy sauce 2 cloves garlic, minced fine 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons olive oil For the corn relish: 2 ears corn, husks removed and washed 1 large red pepper, washed, seeded and cut into 1/4" dice 1 or 2 green onions, trimmed and thinly sliced (about 3 tablespoons) 2 tablespoons chopped flat leaf parsley salt to taste freshly ground black pepper 1 tablespoon olive oil Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat the grill or broiler. In a small bowl, whisk together the vinegar, soy sauce, garlic and pepper. Add the olive oil slowly and stir until blended. 2. Brush the portobellos with the tamari-balsamic vinaigrette. Grill or broil the mushrooms for 2 minutes on each side or until cooked through and softened. 3. Prepare the corn relish. Cut the corn off the cob and put in a medi

The Epitome Of Jock Mentality
Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?" Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe?" Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Woods: "And you, Tiger, what do you bel

People Demanding Too Much All At Once...
Since this is at least the 4th time today alone that people were rude about this then I just gotta speak up for once. Usually I just take it and just deal instead of get upset but for once I'm speaking up since I am just fed up for once.I'm usually extremly patient with people but it has happened way too much recently. Anyways it's become pretty typical for people to be rude about how I have to do every little thing just so they will add me. Do people really think I owe anyone anything? If they ad me then they do and if not fine but for messages to be sent and my shoutbox to get messages as well about how I need to kiss up or be denied is ridiculous. Of course I am not saying word for word... some flat out went off on me. Anyways I'm just sick of it happening so much lately. I lost count how many times this week it has happened. to have to rate 300+ pics in one album or you treat me like that is ridiculous. Hit the road then. Its not my job to level you up and be treated like dirt i

Grilled Chicken With Tomato-avocado Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the salsa 4 ripe plum tomatoes, chopped or 12 cherry tomatoes, halved 1/2 small red onion, finely chopped 1 jalapeño chili pepper, seeded and diced 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/2 avocado For the chicken 1/2 cup non-fat, plain yogurt 1/2 small red onion 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/4 cup fresh cilantro 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, about 4 to 6 ounces each salt to taste freshly ground black pepper Cooking Instructions For the salsa: 1. In a small bowl, combine the tomatoes, red onion, pepper and cilantro. 2. Chop the avocado and sprinkle it with 2 tablespoons of lime juice to keep it from browning. Add the avocado and remaining lime juice to the bowl and toss to combine. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 1 day.) For the chicken: 1. In a small food processor, puree the yogurt, red onion, lime juice and cilantro to make a yogurt m

Waste Of Time
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Alexander's Sister
Qty. Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Gin 1/2 oz. White Creme de Menthe 3/4 oz. Cream http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix all ingredients with ice in a shaker. Strain into a cocktail glass

Alabama Slammer #2
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin 1/2 oz. Galliano 1 splash Orange Juice http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything with some cracked ice in a shaker and strain into a cocktail glass.

Lonely
The world moves as I stay still. Staring at my plain dark bedroom wall. Mother knocks on my door, but I feel too numb to answer She cries, but I motionlessly don't answer. I lie on my bed, Screaming in my head. Pain forever with me never leaving. It goes with me everywhere. Like my shadow, Constantly there. Now my sister turning into darkness. She will before long be just like her brother. And mother will soon give in. The echo of glass breaking, The sound of my mother screaming, And me still emotionless as I lay. The doors are slamming. More glasses breaking. And me just falling, With no delay. Now the house grows dark. Only the noise of the wind and the crickets grows. And for me I have now been swallowed by the darkness. And all my fears have come true.

Absolut Ultimate Shooter
Qty. Ingredients 1 Raw Oyster or Clam 1 oz. Absolut Peppar 1 spoon Cocktail Sauce 1 Lemon Wedge http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Shot Directions: A raw oyster or clam in a shot glass with a shot of Absolut Peppar topped with a spoonful of cocktail sauce or a dash of horseradish and a sqeeze of lemon. Shoot it down!

Beer!!!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of the

Release
I'm a free spirit that has been shot down and wronged I pleaded for help a kind gentle mercy My heart felt like it rose up to my throat as you choked the life from me I cried with pain; can barely speak your name Throat swelling burning like a flame This fire this burning I'm yearning for help This is all I have ever felt My life as its slipping Veins running cold My blood as its churning its last My lungs choking for air breathing heavy And nobodies there to hold me tight Or watch this site as I fall to my knees In a last try to be set free abandoning all of me Because there is nothing left for me Why can't I ever just see? As the rain falls it sucks the life from me My one joy to hear and feel the rain and it consumes me And this ending pain; no more shame, For I have shown it all.

Lilypond Project, Progress
Working on making a PDF of the Allegro second movement of Benjamin Frankel's symphony no. 6 (1969), using the program LilyPond (www.lilypond.org) (version 2.0.1, nothing more recent works with my machine and OS). So far: have of the flute 1/2, first violin, second violin, violas, cellos lines have 94 bars done (and nothing else for this movement. The first movement and third movement- out of five in all- are pretty substantially "transcribed" except for, well, a whole lot of retouching and a few lines- mostly percussion- not yet added- but are mostly done... I think... well, maybe "first or second draft" applies.) (Yes, I'm enjoying this a lot. The result of another such project, also not quite done, is the finale of a 1838(?) piano trio by Carl Gottlob Reißiger (1798-1859) (making him a near-contemporary of Franz Schubert, born 1797), the PDF from which is in my "stash" and some pages of which in various stages of progress are in my image gallery.)

I Cant Believe It
I just joined fubar maybe 2 days ago from today 8/17/07. I was enjoying meeting new people and finding new friends. I made a mistake...See I clicked on the heading Im bored to see where it took me. It took me right into rating pictures. Well I guess I rated one woman too low. She let me have it pretty good. Basicly called me fat and ugly and how dare me rate her so low. She is now leaving a thing on her page telling all of her friend how horrible I am and to come rate me poorly. So too you Lunar eclips KOPE the Insatiable....I apologize for giving my honest opinion. No wait...scratch that. Im sorry for you being so immature as to where you cant take constructive criticism. I am truly sorry if I offened anyone.

Omg
Omg I am so depressed, I have court tommorow for what my rotten ass ex husband did to me...I am so nervous, I know he aint gonna get much, justice system sucks big time....Men can do whatever they want to women and get away with it, its so frigen damn sickning!!!! I'm bitchin I know, just worried on what is gonna happen, and typin random thoughts

Books Are On The Way In A Few Days!
Hi everyone....I wanted to let those who pre-ordered the book know that your books will be on the way in a few days. I do apologize for not getting them out this week, but it has been a very hectic week and I am on my way to Colorado Springs tomorrow to play a very dear friends wedding on Saturday, so I am going to get the packages prepared on Sunday when we get back from Colorado Springs and hopefully get them out the mail Monday. I hope no one is angry that I could not get them out yet. I promise your books will be off soon and you will have them this coming week. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and my thanks to all my friends for your warm and always wonderful support. :) Peter

Fubar
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone on my friends, fan, and family list that are here for me and wanted to be my friends. Fubar is a great place to meet new people and yeah I might sound sappie but thanks again everyone.

Taxman - The Anti-hero
To say fuck you to a establishment, in the youthful natural instructual way. I'm not a puppet. " TAXMAN - THE ANTI-HERO An unfamiliar playground· Time is so little; time belongs to us, its time to stake our clam, in a world full of senseless violence and media over kill. The system is many and we are a few. Take what you can get, make do with what you have. So there's no future, but our own because there is no authority, but our own. Strive for disruption stand tall and fight, for mothers and fathers that struggle to survive. The homeless and poor, I dedicate my life to a devotion of disruption to damage the system. I plead for you to see, this sickness in the streets addicts and junkies each labels and illness, refusal to deal with a problem. Final assumption they fall further behind, your not a puppet in there game!

Does This Thing Have An Off Switch?
Ah bleh... How come whenever I'm home alone I get like this?? When mom's here I don't get this bad. Why the fuck can't I just be alone? Every once in a while it is nice. To just sit and listen to music and think. Of course that is when I tend to get into the most trouble. sitting there and thinking. Over analyzing. For the most part I'm good at realizing when I'm doing that. I just don't really know how to stop it. The easy answer is to just talk about it with people, but really- who sees me doing that? Someone smack me please. XOXO

Why Sleep Deprivation Is Bad For Me
Picture me sitting at my desk, holding my stapler at present arms and reciting this: This is my stapler. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My stapler is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My stapler, without me, is useless. Without my stapler, I am useless. I must fire my stapler true. I must staple straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must staple him before he staples me. I will... My stapler and myself know that what counts in this war is not the staples we fire, the noise of our stapling, nor the papers we collate. We know that it is the staples that count. We will hit... My stapler is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against dam

Why Cant He Tell Me!!!!
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3

Adam And Eve
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Gin 1 oz. Apple Brandy 1 oz. Forbidden Fruit 1 splash Lemon Juice http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

~dream Girl~
I see this pretty brunette in my dreams She is every where that my boyfriend is in my dreams We know that she isn't real or is she? I would loved to know who she is This girl is making me bite my tongue as hard as I can She must be telling me something or wants to give me her heart. When I dream of her she is all I think about I just wanna know her name an what she is wanting or needing? This lovely girl is a meaning to me My thoughts are on her constantly I don't want to feel lost when I make love to my boyfriend I want to know she is This pretty girl must be something meaningful to be in me and my boyfriends dreams But who is she? Where is she located? Tons of questions that can't be answered I do want the answers about this lovely girl This girl is a mystery in my life

Absolut Royal Fuck
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Absolut Vodka 1/2 oz. Crown Royal 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps 1 big dash Grenadine 1 big dash Pineapple 1 dash 7-Up http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Lowball Directions: Put in a mixing cup with ice, shake. Strain into a rocks glass.

You Know You're From New Orleans When...all Of These Are True
You Know You're From New Orleans When... 1. Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. 2. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. 3. Your baby's first words are "gumbo" and "whereyat". 4. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. crawfish on newspaper 5. When you give directions you use "lakeside" and "riverside" not north & south. 6. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. 7. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. 8. You listen to holiday songs such as "the 12 yats of Christmas" and "Santa and his reindeer used to live next door". 9. You walk on the "banquet" (sidewalk) and stand in the "neutral ground" (area of ground between a two sided street) "by ya mommas" (by your mother's house). 10. Someone asks for directions and you stop and help them with a smile. 11. You use a "..3" washtub to cover your lawn mower or your outboard motor. 12. The horsep

A-bomb
Qty. Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Gin 1 oz. Benedictine 1 splash Curacao http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Old Fashioned Directions: Build over ice in an old fashioned glass

Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you‘ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don‘t want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won‘t work, it will. La

A Nude Slide Down The Mountain
Qty. Ingredients 2 oz. Vodka 4 oz. Mountain Dew http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Highball Directions: Put vodka in a highball glass with some ice. Gently stir in the Mountain Dew.

A Piece Of Ass
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Amaretto 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Sour mix http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Shot Directions: Shake with ice strain into a shot glass

Zen Sarcasm
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It‘s always darkest before dawn. So if you‘re going to steal your neighbor‘s newspaper, that‘s the time to do it. 4. Don‘t be irreplaceable. If you can‘t be replaced, you can‘t be promoted. 5. Always remember that you‘re unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you‘re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you‘re a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don‘t succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer al

A Day At The Beach
Qty. Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Coconut Liqueur 1 oz. Amaretto 1/2 oz. Grenadine Fill Orange Juice http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Highball Directions: Pour all but Grenadine into a highball glass with ice. Fill with Orange Juice and stir. Grenadine can be floated on top.

Cosmopolitan #3
Qty. Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Citrus Vodka 1 oz. Triple Sec 2 oz. Cranberry Juice 3/4 oz. Lime Juice 1 Lime Twist Shop at www.playboystore.com World's Best Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix in a shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Use the lime as a garnish.

Sex On The Beach #2
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Peach Schnapps 1 oz. Amaretto 1/2 Fill Orange Juice 1/2 Fill Cranberry Juice Shop at www.playboystore.com World's Best Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything with some cracked ice in a shaker. Put into a cocktail glass.

Another Legal Manover
August 16, 2007 Judge who granted bond for shooting suspect makes statement Circuit Judge Manuel Lopez gave a brief statement Thursday afternoon to reporters regarding the death of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Sgt. Ronald Harrison. Harrison was killed early Wednesday by a man who was a defendant in Lopez's court. The judge granted Michael Allen Phillips bail in June. Lopez said a tragedy had occurred. "I am deeply saddened by his loss and express my deepest sympathies to his family," the judge said. "Bond hearings are held on a daily basis in courtrooms in Hillsborough County. I have personally handled hundreds of these," he said. "The law does not allow judges in Hillsborough County or the state of Florida to hold defendants without bond except in very narrow circumstances. This was not one of those circumstances." The judge would not take questions. A TV reporter asked why. "There's nothing I can add to the tragedy that would help the citizens of Hillsborough County

Seems Like
Some people exist in this world whose only pleasure is messing with other peoples feelings. We all know this, and hey the world ain't fair, it ain't built on right on wrong, it just is what it is. But it never good when people mess with others, especially, when it involves I guess that one thing many are looking for, that person to spend life with. From recent experience, I can only conclude one thing, 1- I either fell for this person because on the inside there is a good person screaming to get out, or B - they a very good liar. So realistically what do you do in these situations, I can't help but feel that you know, you takes your risks in life, and well, one doesn't work out you move on. And as for the other person, well if they a fuck about, there is one golden rule, "There is always a bigger fish". So hopefully, one day they will meet their match and get royally fucked over as they enjoy doing to other people. As for me, well I admit, it would be nice to be t

My Longing Prayer..
she, the content of my cognition, engulfs my heart in laminar flow. a low momentum convection, with the viscosity of pastry dough. and what sweet confection, no, what altogether sapid concoction, and yet how absurd, i know, that this palatable combination of mind, body, and savory soul this that commands infatuation with no promise of quid pro quo would grant this lone exception and have me as her own.

.things Are Bad.
I just found out that my grandfather passed away at 7:00 tonight. He went in for a very routine hip surgery and apparantly developed a blood clot that moved to his lungs. My father told me that they were in there with him when he died. The last thing he said was I love you and then he half-closed his eyes. My father reached up and pulled them shut and told him to rest. He fell asleep, all monitors indicating that he was still alive, and he never woke back up. They're bringing him here from Mobile for the wake and the funeral. I spoke to him yesterday just before he went into the operating room. The last thing he said to me was "I love you." The last things I said to him were "I love you" and "you're going to come out of this just fine." He was in no pain when he passed. I'm actually doing somewhat okay. Something Josh said to me made me feel a lot better. He said to just imagine him and my grandmother, up in heaven, young and together again. I'm glad my grandfather got to go home and I

Horoscopes
AQUARIUS.jan 21 feb 19th....you have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive...you lie a great deal and make the same mistakes repeatidly...because u are stupid everyone thinks ur a jerk and u love being screwed by inanimate objects PISCES....feb 20 march 19 ..you have a vivid imagination and often think u are being followed by the fbi or aliens ..u have a minor influence on ur friends and ppl resent u for flaunting what u confuse too be as power you lack confidence and u smell funny too ARIES...mar 20 to april 18 ...you are a pioneer type and think most ppl are dickheads ..you are quick too repremand , impatient and scornful of advice ...you do nothing but piss off everyone u come into contact with ..basically ur just a prick !! TAURUS...APRIL 19 MAY 19 .....You are practical and persistent you have dogged determination and stick too it iv ness cause u never do anything right the first time ....most ppl think u are stubborn and bullheaded but ur just an asshole

Thanks All
My connection has been kinda crazy today! I owe a few gifts in return to some. I did talk to some new faces and one of my first friends on here! I had a blast commenting back and forth with a few... I only wish that one of the comment sites weren't down today. Come See What’s In The Dark † Dark Angel Designz † Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m lol... the weekend is nearly here!

The Kiss
The perfect kiss Requires your lips. The perfect pleasure, Is the press of your hips. The perfect sound, Your voice in my ear. The perfect sensation, Is finding you near. The perfect embrace, My arms round your waist. While the perfect smile, Exists on your face. The perfect moment, Is when I look in your eyes. And each perfect discovery, Is a perfect surprise.

Puppet
We all have a good side and a bad side. We deside what one we show. What face we let people see. We controll who we are and who we want to be. We deside who we talk to and who we dont. We choose who our friends our and our enemys. Who we like and who we hate. Dont let others controll who you are. I have learned the hard way not to let people controll me. I use to be like ther puppet. No lie I said what thay wanted me to say I would wear what thay wanted me to wear. That controlled the strings. Thay controlled who I was. Finly I was strong enough to cut the strings. I wasnt afrade enymore. I am me now. And im not going back.

(my) Request
(my) Request by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) seduce me lead me tie me to a chair torture me pry from me sweet confessions quakes of surrender take from me all i possess leave me begging for more

The Fight
Masters of the Light fight with the Darkness I harbor in my soul The endless battle between good and evil how it torments me why save something that is lost let it go let it die for it can only cause evil never happiness or joy. It has withered like a rose and has become as black and cold as night. Yet the masters of light continue there crusade for they say if they can bring back just one witch to the light and back to the good they know is still left in her heart then they will die to save it to preserve the good still left beating against the bars of darkness that has it trapped. For all it wants to do is heal and save and love. But in the end the darkness wins the masters of light perish and the hope is lost.

Shrimp Stew (camarones A La Criolla)
INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon annatto oil combined with 2 tablespoons olive oil 1/4 cup basic recaito 3 bay leaves 1/2 cup alcaparrado or manzanilla olives 3 ounces smoked ham, cut into small dice 1 cup tomato sauce 1 16-ounce can whole tomatoes, drained and roughly chopped 2 pounds medium shrimp, peeled and cleaned 2 teaspoons salt 2 teaspoons black pepper1 Heat the oil in a soup pot. Add the recaito, bay leaves, alcaparrado, and ham. Saute over medium-high heat for 3 minutes. Add the tomato sauce and canned tomato. Bring the mixture to a boil, reduce the heat to medium, and add the shrimp. Cook until the shrimp turn pink, about 5 minutes. Stir in salt and pepper and cook 2 minutes more.

Swordfish Marinated In Recaito (pez Espada Marinado En Recaito)
INGREDIENTS: MARINADE: 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup tomato sauce 1/2 cup Basice Recaito 3/4 cup fresh orange juice 3 bay leaves 6 swordfish steaks SAUCE: 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter 1/2 cup fresh orange juice 1/2 cup frozen passion fruit juice concentrate, thawed 2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard zest of 1 small orange, or more to taste 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced, for garnish 1/4 cup chopped cilantro for garnish 1 Combine the marinade ingredients in a bowl. Add the fish, cover, and refrigerate for 2 hours. Turn the steaks every hour. 2 While the fish is marinating, prepare the sauce. Melt the butter and add the remaining ingredients, except the oil, bell pepper, and cilantro, and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer until the liquid is reduced to 2/3 cup. Set aside. 3 Drain the fish and discard the marinade. Heat the oil in a nonstick skillet and saute the fish until lightly browned

Roasted Chicken With Honey-rum Glaze (pollo Asado Con Glaceado De Ron Y Miel De Abejas)
INGREDIENTS: 1 3 to 3-1/2 pound chicken Adobo to taste 2 tablespoons golden rum or spiced rum 1/4 cup honey1 Preheat the oven to 400 F. Season the chicken with the adobo and set aside. Combine the rum and honey and brush the chicken with a light coat of the glaze. Sprinkle more adobo over the chicken. Place the chicken in a roasting pan and cover with aluminum foil. 2 Bake for 20 minutes. Remove the foil and brush the chicken again with the glaze. Bake, uncovered, for 30 minutes more, brushing the chicken with glaze every 10 minutes. Let the chicken cool a little before carving.

Rage & Pain
Fueled by rage stopped by pain i see my glory fade as im stopped by this pain pins an needles in my spin just spread like cancer im filling with rage because of this pain This uncontrollable circle that has taken over me my strength my wisdom my life

What Youve Become
Trapped in this place The screaming deafens me Im wondering why This is my home In my mind i contemplate why all this hate You seem to rule all I see no crown How can someone be so fake? Deep in your eyes I see you have become The person you despised While you were young So quit taking it out on me Cause we now know What you've become

Stuffed Tostones (tostones Rellenos)
INGREDIENTS: Stuffing: 1 tablespoon annatto oil 1 fresh plum tomato, chopped 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1-1/2 tablespoons basic recaito 1/2 pound large shrimp, peeled, cleaned, and diced 3 green plantains 1 cup corn oil1 Heat the annatto oil in a medium skillet. Add the remaining stuffing ingredients. Cook over medium heat for 5 minutes, or until the shrimp turn pink. Set aside. Peel the plantains and cut them into 1/2-inch rounds. Prepare as for Traditional Tostones. 2 Place 1 teaspoon of the shrimp mixture on a toston. Put another toston on top and secure with a toothpick. 3 NOTE: You can also stuff the tostones with seafood salad.

I Will Crumble - Huntwork Hewitt
If you want to sleep I'll pull the shade If you should vanish I'm sure to fade If you should smolder I'll breathe in your smoke If you should giggle I'll smile and pretend that I made the joke And if you should ever leave me I will crumble That's just the way I am I hope you never leave me That is to say If you should sink I don't want to swim If you lock the door I'll beg to come in If you should sing I won't make a sound If you should fly I'll curse the ground And if you should ever leave me I will crumble That's just the way I am I hope you never leave me That is to say If you're an explosion I won't search for shelter If you're the sun I'll sit here and swelter If you're the moon I'll stay up all night If you're a ghost I'll be haunted for life And if you should ever leave me I will crumble That's just the way I am I hope you never leave me That is to say I will crumble From MTV's Wuthering Heights movie. Just made me kinda sad, and yet hopeful

This Puzzle
My body is my temple You treat it like a rag doll You pull the strings Until i unravel But i seem to somehow Put myself back together An it seems you want to pull the strings again My hands are tired This time i will NOT Put myself back together If you want me back You try to put me pack Pick up the crumbs Of me off the ground An you try to put this puzzle back together

Yellow Rice With Crab (arroz Con Jueyes)
INGREDIENTS: 4 tablespoons annatto oil 12 crabs, cooked, or 1 pound lump crabmeat 1/2 cup Basic Recaito 1/2 cup manzanilla olives, chopped 1 cup tomato sauce 3 cups parboiled long-grain rice 4 to 4-1/2 cups boiling water (you can use the same water used to cook the crabs)1 Heat the oil in a large pot with a tight-fitting lid. Add the crabs or crabmeat, recaito, olives, and tomato sauce. Saute over medium heat for 2 to 3 minutes. Add the rice and water; bring to a boil. Reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes, or until the rice is cooked.

The Dreams
THE DREAMS As the pains Streak thru my head. I forever wish To be dead. Your suttle approach To my bed. You laid your hand Upon my head. You whispered to me All was well. While I burned Inside my hell. While you tried To cool with breeze. The flames continued To engulf me. As I wake You comfort me You sweep away My misery. Your there for me I love you so. Please do not ever go. By: Sarah Pruitt

The Pain
The End The waves crass over my bleeding heart Carrying the spilt blood back to the hungry sharks of desire. The sharks feast on the blood spilt from my dying heart. The heart that you ripped open to bleed to death without love to heal it. I hope that upon my death you are free And open to the pain you put me through. The dark cloud that hung over me for so long I have sent to weigh heavy on your heart. Your soul to be forever haunted by the sounds of my voice And the images of my face. I hope you fair better than me Living with your guilt and actions As I have lived with mine. I throw myself now to the sea Where my heart still pours blood from its open wound. And as I fall farther into the abyss The sharks tear me limb from limb and Release me from my prison of pain. By: Sarah Pruitt

Rice With Squid (arroz Con Calamares)
INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 6-ounce cans calamares en su tinta (cuttlefish in its ink) 1/2 cup alcaparrado 2-1/2 cups short-grain rice 4-1/2 to 5 cups boiling water or chicken stock 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 Heat the oil in a saucepan with a tight-fitting lid and saute the calamares over medium heat for 5 minutes. Add the remaining ingredients. Bring the liquid to a boil. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook until the liquid has evaporated. 2 Stir the rice, cover, and cook over very low heat for 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes.

Drinking
DRINKING I drink to remember I drink to forget I drink to be happy I drink to repent I drink when I am lonely I drink when I am sad I drink to good times And I drink through the bad I drink on days of mourning I drink on days to celebrate Yes I will be drinking quite often and what lays in the end I will forget So do not lecture me for I will not hear your words Do not try to pry for the doors will be bared Just let me drink my to my piece of mind for there’s not left there to have And maybe I will drink it gone Hell I will be happy to forget!! by: Sarah Pruitt

Lonely Puppet
Lonely Puppet To sit in this realm of solitude and be a puppet for whomever wants to pull my strings for a puppet is all I am and all I shall be,to be used when needed and then sat upon the shelf to collect dust and have shadows cast over me in the dying light left upon the shelf and forgotten like an unwanted thingand upon this shelf I sit seeing the world around me moving and yet unable to move myself I send out this silent prayer if ever there was love for me from past, present, or possible future send it now to rescue me for if you don't then let me burn and never be forgotten again. By: Sarah Pruitt

Rude People
Ok, so I'm new here. I'm taking a break here at work, and I click on the "I'm Bored" link. That takes me to some pics to rate. So, I come to this pic of Sledge, called The Reaper. It had some pretty rude things written under it, so I only give it a low rating due to what his caption is. I then see that he is rating my pic. Ok cool, np, I figure he will give me a 5... I'm totally ok with that. NP... But, NOOOOO he gives me a 1, calls me a faggot, and then goes to my profile, and proceeds to write this to me... "**ck you, you lousy excuse for a prick. eat shit and bark at the moon, because face it, thats all you are really good for on this earth. cock sucker" Well... I tried to go back and say Im sorry if I offended him. Hell, I didn't know that you are supposed to give every pic here a 10. (Why call it a rating sytem, and just call it a 10 system) He of course did the mature thing, and blocked me so I couldn't respond to him. Very nice. I have to say, I'm pretty impressed a

G'bye Erin And Hello Dean??
We just missed TS Erin. Everyone north of us is getting it. Sorry guys. Guess this wasn't out time. :) Everyone at work has been keeping an eye on Hurricane Dean. They have been saying for years that we are long overdue for a hurricane. So we'll see what happens with this one. We should know more by Monday or Tuesday. All I can say is, if worse comes to worse, my northern friends/family might get a lil' visit from me!! :D

~~rolling 9-11 Memorial~~awesome Check It Out!!
Have you heard about the trucker who has painted his cab and trailer with the names of all those who lost their lives in 9/11 ? The trucker's name is John Holmgren from Shafer , Minn. He has been "pulled over" numerous times just so the troopers can get their picture taken with the truck.

Strenth
I lay next to him every night. I wonder if I could do better. Trying to get the strenth to get up and walk out of his life. Im to afrade to leave him. Finly I get the strenth. I walk out for good. 38 fucking new voicemails. I delet them all. Every email every call every letter gone.

Wanna Know How Hot You Are???
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift

Riding The Wave
It has been a very strange and emotional week. This is probably one of the worst weeks of my life for many different reasons. I don’t exactly know where to begin, I guess I will just start venting and go where it may take me. My week started off badly on Monday. That day started off my bad luck. I got sick on Monday and have been sick ever since. I have been very ill. I have been vomiting blood and the whole nine yards. I started doing that Monday and I did it until today when I went to see the doctor and they finally gave me something to make me stop. I will say that my health has improved since then. I am still incredibly weak though. The doctors say that I will be weak for a while and to take things as easy as possible for the next week. I have the stomach flu you see and also a very weak immune system. They don’t want me to have an upset. I don’t want that either. I also have not had a great week with my boyfriend. I love him so much and he’s my everything, but

Soul-less Eyed Coon Ass
Soul-less Eyed CoonAss by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Cat and Mouse A Proud Coon-Ass and a Southern Belle- I crave the man With soul-less eyes. He shows no emotion- 'Til I swallow his cock. He says he isn't vulnerable. Except when I'm on my knees. Whimpering, moaning, salacious sounds- Grasping my hair, bucking his hips. Pounding my throat. Gasping for air. No, he's not vulnerable. My lips twist 'round. If there was a soul in his eyes, I sucked it right out of his cock. *Note to the reader* People who live in swamps are proud to be called Coon-Asses and it isn't used here as a demeaning word or classification. *

Mad
so i'm getting really tired of getting attitude, snotty remarks, and plain ole bitchiness from some of my so called "friends" on here. they seem to think my entire freaking world revolves around this stupid computer, and that i have nothing better to do that sit on it ALL DAMN DAY. so when they try talking to me in my shoutbox, and i don't respond, guess what i get from them. not the "oh, guess i missed you" or "guess yer not there". noooo. i get the "why the hell aren't you talking to me?" or "are you ignoring me?" or "if you don't like me, just say so". my faves are the people who get pissed off, not because i don't respond to them, but that i don't respond FAST enough. WTF people ?? first of all, just cause fubar "says" i'm online, doesn't mean i am. i've noticed it takes awhile for that lil beer mug under my name to go away. second of all, i don't always have time to chit chat every time i get on here. i get on real quick, check my messages, and wanna get back off. usua

Haha! Thats Too Funny!
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Over a urinal in a men's room: WILL BUCKS WITH SHORT HORNS PLEASE STAND UP CLOSE? THE NEXT MAN MAY HAVE HOLES IN HIS SHOES! Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a far

Fubar
Ok, just sitting here bored thinking. First i am blocked for some supid ass reason from doing mumms so, i will do a blog. First off, how is it that the top of the page says there are 53,000 people online, but i never see that many actually doing anything. Only about the same dozen people ever comment or anything. Second, how long am i gonna be blocked on my mumms, i see a lot worse things then what i did. Guess you just have to be popular or a point whore to have your mumms posted. Third, whats the point of adding friends if you never speak to them ever again? Should be called people i view. Fourth, what is with the contests, i dont get that at all. Fifth, What is the point of doing a mumm if everyone gets cranky and mad if its over a sentace long but they say its stupid if its short. i am sure i could think of more, but for now. i will leave it at this.

Whats Going On
I just want you all to know I'm not here to hear I'm sorry or to get sympathy. I really don't wanna sound like a bitch either and I'm sorry if I'm coming like that but I want you all to know I'm not going to be myself and if I don't respond to comments or anything in that sort or get to any pictures to rate I'm sorry. But today my grandma died and I'm not one that can handle death all to well...I just want people to know and do me a favor tell the people how much you love them even if you don't think anything is going to happen because you will never know. I was glad that I was able to say goodbye and that I loved her right before she passed. Mike And The MechanicsIn The Living YearsMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Hurricane Dean Update
000 WTNT64 KNHC 161459 TCUAT4 HURRICANE DEAN TROPICAL CYCLONE UPDATE NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL042007 1100 AM AST THU AUG 16 2007 AT 1100 AM AST...1500 UTC...THE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO METEOROLOGICAL SERVICE HAS JUST CHANGED THE TROPICAL STORM WATCH TO A TROPICAL STORM WARNING FOR GRENADA AND ITS DEPENDENCIES. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. $$ FORECASTER PASCH Dean is the first hurricane in the Atlantic this season. Dean continues to intensify as it approaches the Caribbean Sea. Dean has top sustained winds of 100 mph; a category 2 on the Saffir-Simpson scale. It should reach the Lesser Antilles overnight. Dean should continue westward into the Caribbean and has the potential to reach "major" hurricane status by early Saturday. It may threaten Jamaica and the Cayman Islands during the latter half of the weekend and into Monday. Those vacationing and resi

Tacky Very Very Tacky
OMG DO SOME OF YOU PPL AROUND HERE HAVE NO SHAME..................... STATUS SCREAMIN OUT BUY ME A BLAST IS THE TACKIEST THING I HAVE EVA SEEN WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE TO THE WHOLE OF FUBAR THAT YOU R TOO LAZY TO GET OFF UR OWN ASS AND MAKE SOME MONEY................. BLAH IT LOOKS FUKN SAD THAT IS ALL I GOIN SAY

4 Reasons For Clingers
no matter what the situation is, it can be traced to one of those reasons. i will list them as follows with details: 1. if you are a step up from his normal "type/style/what he's used to" , he will do damn near anything to maintain the bond between you. since most women want a man shoved up their ass 24-7, he would naturally think a woman as hot as you would want a man crammed up there too. he will be "extra" considerate and sensitive. he will probably be very "touchy feely", as in, even you are just sitting on the couch in winter clothes in front of three clergymen and two nuns, while jesus himself is juggling bowling pins...........he will probably be trying to lay his hand on you arm or shoulder at the very least. 2. this is a hybr id of reason one. if being with someone of your "looks/attitude/presonality/etc" makes him look better, he will try to be forcefully shoved up your ass at all times, especially in public places where you can be seen together. guys functioning on th

Ignorance
Ignorance of the necessity for sexual intercourse to the health and virtue of both man and woman, is the most fundamental error in medical and moral philosophy. George Drysdale, The Elements of Social Science, 1854

Just In Case You Missed This
Now i wasminding my own buisness helping kimmy to God Mother and got this..Im maxed so no more level ups tonight.. Im going to bomb..read this and i hope you will come too I was posting blogs on the levelers name for Kimmy and this girl shoots me a link. I looked and it happened to be for the Mr Fubar contest.I told her that I was voting for someone else. Arch Angel has helped me in my contests and always helps people level up so I believe you help them that help you by returning the love. She laughed and said good luck catching up. Well I need all my bombing friends to help me. Im not asking you to help win this contest but I want him caught up. I help alot of people and don't ask alot for myself so im asking you to do this for me. Bomb this picture below ..Thanks for those that will help. I always watch those that do Ill make sure to always be there to help you when needed and do what i can to get you help. Screen Shot of the shout...NOTICE INSIDE I SAID I LOVE THE OTHERS

Music History Of 1940s And 50s
Many musical styles flourished and combined in the 1940s and 1950s, most likely because of the influence of radio had in creating a mass market for music. World War II caused great social upheaval, and the music of this period shows the effects of that upheaval. ===Birth of my son Main article: Origins of rock and roll In the 1940s, the major strands of American music combined to form what would eventually be coined as rock and roll. Based most strongly off an electric guitar-based version of the Chicago blues, rock also incorporated jazz, country, folk, swing, and other types of music; in particular, bebop jazz and boogie woogie blues were in vogue and greatly influenced the music style. The style had developed by 1949, and quickly became popular among blacks nationwide (see 1949 in music). Mainstream success was slow to develop, though (in spite of early success with Bill Haley & the Comets' "Rock Around the Clock"), and didn't begin in earnest until Elvis Presley ("Hound Dog

1930
American popular music from the 1930's reflects the cultural and social conditions that shaped the American identity during the period. For the purposes of this academic endeavor, the term "popular music" applies to any music in any genre from a select time frame that aspired to and achieved popularity with a particular audience. The popular music of the thirties can be used as a lens to better understand the collective memory of the American people during a decade marked by the Depression, emerging technologies and the growing population of cities as many Americans relocated from rural areas. The music in these pages is in many ways reflective of how Americans imagined themselves during this period. It is important to note that all of the songs posted here were originally released as phonograph records, and as such were the products of an industrial process that shaped this imagination of national identity. the decade of the 1930's is divided into two halves, 1930-1934 and 1935-1

Mystery Of Life 3,451: Snapping Self-portrtaits In Your Car
A colleague and I briefly engaged each other recently in this very modern-day puzzle. No doubt many upon many myspacers (and others who publish profles on related personal connection websites) post online self-portraits from their automobile's interior. Of all the places where could have your picture taken, you choose the inside of your car? The driver's seat, no less? Perhaps some while driving (i.e. possessing the safety and wellbeing of passengers and other motorists in the palm of your hands)? A friend reasoned that sometimes one could get so bored waiting in traffic or waiting to pick up another acquaintance that taking a few photos of yourself is a nice way to pass the time. Err, maybe. But really, you couldn't do that at your place? A friend's house? The workplace? Standing in the middle of a freeway? The depths of hell? It seems to be trend at myspace and lots of other sites. Individuals putting on their coolest pose while in the driver's seat, possibly doing 80 in a 40.

Here's The Last Thing She Sent Me...
I never said that you were a disease Linz. I do NOT agree with your lifestyle that is true. I never said you forced anything on me, if that was the case I would have stopped hanging around you long before then. I do miss those days Lindsey, I miss you and your mama. I understand what youre saying about Cheri and Kristen, but if or when you talk to cheri, ask her just how often we talk or see each other.. we were the CLOSEST of friends and I will admit it, it makes me smile when I think about it. I know it does to. If I had a choice, I would want u to know and watch Emily grow.... Its not that Im against you and i thought I made it clear that i did not agree with your LIFESTYLE... that is it... I know deep down you have a good heart but my ONLY point is to explain that we have grown apart... Im not even sure WHERE or how it happened.. I didnt stop being your best friend when you told me u were bisexual, yeah i will admit it freaked the heck outa me but i got over that, and I felt a lil

Poem 3
Soldiers Request © By Rae L. Stowe-Paurich I don't request forgiveness for the generation lines I broke for my country. I don't request peace and love for all Americans. I don't request the memories of my fallen comrades. I don't request pity for the time I lost with my children. Nor do I request that dreams come true. Terrorism is not our down fall, but the lack of our own preparation as a nation. I do request that we stop trying to find blame in anyone but ourselves. The past has shown preparation is the key not blame. I simply request that one and all show the ones they love how to survive, without depending on someone else to sacrifice their lives before yours.

Poem About Me
Surrounded by walls of my own making Best to leave the fantasy that dies over and over While I am prisoner to what brings me pain Best to live inside the walls of my own creation Then allow them to be taken down again I have not learned the lesson five times taught Five times given The price the same Knowledge of that price still I allow those walls to fall Only to put them back up Once again scarred because of my own folly No matter how many times I say it will never happen again I take the walls down and slowly, brick by brick I put them back up Only to be lashed by reality as they are put back Where they belong Where they once stood It is my lot in life to live behind those walls Protected from the mistake that I make over and over I will never learn the lesson About pretty words and smiles And once again I bear wounds that no one can see Even if I wished them to I expect no change And shall be wary of any I am now a jade figure Living in this world Where

Poem 2
I Tribute The Soldiers © By Kryst D. Dailey 'Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.' Kris Kristofferson and Fred Foster, 'Me and Bobby McGee' We tribute the people whose lives were lost on a cold, unforgiving September day, These souls rose up from the rubble to live on in our minds, thirsty things that can't Leave the past behind and so we tribute the lost, and those who jumped, those precious Loved ones who were never found, and our tears fall for the heroes who rose up in the Dark rubble of falling towers, squaring their shoulders and searching for hours, To rush in as others rushed out amidst the broken, scattered wings of America's freedom. We tribute the men who died in the line of a duty that very well could have been left behind. Those men who appeared with blood and dirt, the souls who never had the chance to hurt For it all fell too quickly, a devastating cry from freedom's precious color-blind eye. We send a prayer to the skies for the dev

Baby
its my 4th grandchild and it is a girl,she will be born aug 17th on her mommys 25th bday,her name is Gemma-Mae Kelsey.i will be there for the birth of this one just like the last three and i will be the first to hold her also,just like the last three,oh i cant wait to hold her.some may think its nothing big but to me it is.its the best.

Done With This
Ok kids, I have been thinking of dumping my fubar page for a few weeks now. Every so often I go through and cull my friend list. Whittle it down to a few. Essentially its only good as a server to upload my crap into. I can get that somewhere else and NOT have to share any of it. Some of you I have met here have been true friends. Most of you have not. In fact you're not even close. What pisses me off about making this blog is most of you won't ever read it. Have fun with your points and levels. Keep in mind, In the real world, your VIC membership or your Godfather status doesn't mean jack shit! love, Mike

Tribute To Elvis Aaron Presley 30 Years Ago Today !
Perhaps without ever knowing it Elvis Presley has been and is for now and forever a constant inspiration to those many men,woman and children all over the world, who are still his devoted fans . folks admired different things about Elvis some enjoyed his good looks,while others his vitality and his exuberance. some were simply hypmotized by his beautiful voice . even children watch and listen for Elvis. i have been in a room full of people and at the mention or sound of the big " E " on tv heads would turn and ears would strain to take in the message or essence of Elvis. Elvis was a magical sort of person, both real and imaginary. we were awed and fascinated at the strength of the man who seemed "" superhuman "" sometimes . A combintion of actor ,crooner, dancer,husband, and father . we some times saw the child in the man who was deeply devoted to his parents ( who were always on his mind ) and the man provided for his parents all his life . Elvis I believe n

What Is New On Your Street?
...Well, it is going to be a complete mess on my street for a while, especially when it rains. I am content with my surroundings. The bills are paid and work is good. I hope all my fubar-friends & fans are having "Good Times!" HUGS!

Poem
AMERICAN SOLDIERS Rate You fight for my freedom and protect my future from any who try to destroy it, You watch out for me while I sleep in the night, You are always putting your life on the line, whenever some terrorist tries to mess with my freedom, You do so much for me, and in return, I am going to serve you, I am going to fight for your freedom, and to protect your family's future, I am going to watch over you, and your family, while you sleep, I am going to put my life on the line, whenever some terrorist tries to mess with you and your family's freedom, I am a dog on a leash, just waiting to be let go.

Another Survey Completed!!
Woohoo! I had completed a survey on maybe Sunday night? Waiting on my 10,000 pts!!! And just a minute ago, I just completed another survey! WOOHOO!!! BIG BUCKS BIG BUCKS!! COME ON BABY!!

The Music Teacher
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it." Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework." The teacher says, "Very good, Claude." Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary." She calls on Little Johnny in the back. Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."

My Dad's Round 2 With Cancer
My Father had a kidney removed today due to it have a massive Tumor Growing on it. They took it all out and are hopefully that they got all the cancer. needless to say It was not fun to watch your dad there hooked to all those tubes and stuff Please Keep my Dad Me & My son in your Prayers as we go through this situation

Teacher Sick
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter." "That's right!" she coaxed. Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

Bathroom Joke
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

Proud Mommy!!!
Well as most of my close friends know, my son has been playing soccer.. Most of the time he has done good, although sometimes he just goofs off. He is the team funny guy..LoL Well today was the last game of the summer. In an earlier game he scored a goal.....for the wrong team..LoL But hey they are 4 and 5 yr olds. What do you expect??.. He sometimes forgets which way he is going with the ball. Tonight started off with him not wanting play, all because I wouldn't turn on the sprinkler an hour before game time..LoL Then once I got him talked back into playing, he falls asleep on the way there. Now we only had to drive 20 minutes!! But he woke up and surprisingly not grouchy (Rarely happens) and was all ready to play. The team they played against has one of his very close friends on it..LoL So through most of the game they were making goo goo eyes at each other.. But then Ryen got a little fire under his feet and really started to play amazingly good. He took the ball from one end to the

Addicted
Addicted Verse 1 No one else gets me boy No one else brings me joy I can feel it in my veins Never had this feeling, can’t feel it from anyone again Chorus I’m addicted to the love you bring I’m addicted to everything No one can make me feel the way you do Most of all, I’m addicted to you Verse 2 Don’t think I can keep it in All these feelings that I have within You make me be a better girl So what’cha say, if I asked you to come into my world Chorus No one else can make me feel quite like this No one else can feel my kiss Chorus

Why The Feet??
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny replies "The feet miss" So the teacher says "Why the feet?" And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

Pissy And Tired So Here's A Survey
1. Are you taller than your mom? Yes I am 2. What color is your shower curtain? a pretty green color 3. What is the closest thing to you right now that is red? the wine cooler I'm drinking 4. What is your ring tone? Main one is Sweet Home Alabama 5. Does anything hurt on your body right now? my head a little bit.. my back and feet from work. 6. What color is your favorite pillow? white 7. What is your favorite video game? I'm a dork so Brain Age 8. Had a nap today? nope.. thinking about going and laying down in a few though... 9. Gold or silver? white gold 10. Is there an animal that creeps you out? Snakes. 11. Who was the last person you rode an elevator with? oh god.. um, a sales rep from a medical supply place 12. Did you go ice skating as a kid? once 13. Ever have stitches? in my mouth for my wisdom teeth 14. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? chica cherry cola (name the referance and get a prize!) 15. How long ago did you hug some

Something Here To Offend Everyone!
something here to offend everyone! What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase c

Where The P?
One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no. Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a" Then she said "Where is the p." Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."

Stick Out Johnny
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?" Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there." "Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher. A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down. Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants. The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!" Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

The Birds And The Bee's
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Thinking Of You
I look into space thinking about you today Wishing my heart didn't ache with each beat Sadness flows out from me - surrounding me People stop by to inquire of my state Never understanding how alone I feel Kind words spoken here and there From friends who are still here and care A tiredness sweeps across my soul The emptiness seems to swallow me whole My heart beats again much quieter this time Lonely, sad and lost Created by SF

What Is Sex
So many of you have asked am I really I mean really a Man whore??? No Not really...I do like sex...Alot..and I will try to get sum if I have the chance.. But I am always safe and clean.. I am actually a very normal guy in the real world you would never know to meet me. I do enjoy sensual writing and erotic poses thats all for today

Tongue Twister 3
Pillows party on pies with pineapple and pickles pillows prance on pickle pineapple pies pillows pee on popping pickle pansies pillows poop on Polly pocket pony's pals pillows party on pies with pineapple and, pickles prance on pickles pineapples, pies pee on popping pickles,pansies poop on Polly pocket pony,pals party on pillow pickle pineapple Pansie pie!

Johnny Needs New Bike
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Tongue Twister 2
Staring silently secrets scramble Sacred sanctum sacrificed slowly Senselessly scoping Savior of a solution Scared silly, sadness strikes Silently she said save me I am sally, yet She sits scared, singing Someone save me, she is starting to sook My spouse smashed me silly Sprawled on the spacious silky squishy carpeted stairwell Life sucked slowly seeing someone Stalking the light slowly seeing the bright white sanctum this is my first ever tongue twister but i also put a story behind it. i hope it is ok. well it's my first so it probably won't be that good

Masterbate Joke
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

No One Else
No One Else Verse 1 Missing you is tearing up my heart I wish we weren’t world’s apart It’s breaking my heart in two Because, no one else makes me feel like you do Chorus I try to get back on my feet Trying to find someone equally sweet I know I should give up on my search Because, there’s no one else like you, upon the earth Verse 2 My friends tell me that I should be strong My friends tell me that I should move on Although I try to, I can’t Because no one else makes me feel like that Chorus I try to get back on my feet Trying to find someone equally sweet I know I should give up on my search Because, there’s no one else like you, upon the earth Bridge I’ve tried many times, but I just can’t let you go There’s just one thing, I want you to know You and only you, can make my dreams come true Because no one else makes me feel like you do Repeat Chorus 2x

Mommy Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

A Special Night
He comes near to me He whispers "Come here my pet" Tonight is the night You have waited for Indeed, a night You will never forget. He pulls me close His mouth frantically searches mine His hands roam Up and down my body Chilling sensations Run down my spine. He lays me on the bed And caresses me all over Then He turns me over His knee Spanking my bottom red His hand rubs my redness As my heart is filled with glee. He whispers to me "Are you ready my pet" And i answer "Yes, Master, i am" He thrusts Himself deep Inside of me And His cock, it does ram. Harder and faster His movements become My body is now quivering Ready, waiting to explode Wanting, yearning to cum. "Not yet," He says "Not until I say" I am shaking inside My body hard to control But for Him i must obey. I hold my orgasm back I want to make Him proud Pumping harder and deeper More than i can take Finally He screams aloud. "Cum now, my pet Cum with Me" And my body is

Dinner Time
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Nobody Knows
Noboby Knows Verse 1 I’d run a thousand miles through the darkest storm Just to be in your arms so safe and warm I’d swim a million miles through the deepest sea For everyone to know how much you mean to me I’d climb a hundred miles on a mountain so steep For everyone to know how much my love is deep I’d raft a thousand miles on a raging river Just to be with so we can be together Chorus So tell me why, why no one believes in us So tell me why, why everyone starts to fuss So tell me why, why no one fights for our love Because nobody knows exactly what we’re feelin’ of Verse 2 I’d run a thousand miles on the longest track To prove that I love you and you know that it’s a fact I’d travel a million miles on a speeding train Just to be close to you and be with you again (RC) Why do they always interfere with our hearts Why do they always try to keep us apart Because nobody knows how we feel Nobody knows that our feelings are real Nobody knows abo

On Floating
Bring out every tension in your being - feel it, clench it, embrace it, release it, any ounce will distract where you can be. Silence. Breathe. Feel the air around you enter your lungs and lift you up so very slowly. Silence. Breathe. Visualize waves on the ocean crisply yet peacefully flowing towards shore, being above.. not on the ocean but far above, among whispy clouds a fresh chill invades your senses but you feel a peaceful warmth. You are no longer tethered by the world but are free to be anywhere .. everywhere...

I'm Actually Posting Another Blog
I don't know why I'm doing it. Posting this that is. Exhaustion, general malaise (not to be confused with general tso, who makes some mean chicken), excitement? I've been cycling through all of those today. I'm hoping that come a month from now, work is less crazy, but if it's not, I've got me some vacation plans that I'm all kinds of excited about, AND i get to meet one of my favoritest peoples in the world, and the week before is max, so I'll get to slack extra hard before the trip. Is it october yet? I want it to be october when I wake up tomorrow. Can it be october tomorrow? And now, my rambling is done, without too much bloggy wah-ness.

If I Tolded You
If I Told You.by Chandellx0 If i told you i loved you you wouldn't care you care about her and don't see whats right there if i told you i loved you you couldn't see all the things that we could be if i told you i loved you you wouldn't hear because all you talk about is how you love her if i told you i loved you i would just hurt my self because you love her and i stand by watching you flirt with her if i told you i loved you well i wouldn't because you don't love me

When I Look Into Your Eyes
When I Look Into Your Eyes Verse 1 When I look into your eyes That is when I realize That I want you and I need you And I hope that you want me too When I look into your eyes Suddenly, it comes as no surprise That you want me too As much as I need you Chorus I will climb the highest mountain I will swim the deepest sea Just for you to understand That you’re the one for me! Verse 2 When I look into your eyes It takes me to paradise On a desert where I’m struggling for life When I look into your eyes When I look into your eyes Suddenly, I am hypnotized And my love for you is now unblind When I look into your eyes (RC) Verse 3 When I look into your eyes My love for you is now undisguised And I am a different girl When I look into your eyes When I look into your eyes Even when it is cold outside My temperature starts to rise When I look into your eyes (RC) x2

Politics And Life
2 really hard questions. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

If I Could
If I Could Author: Chandra Taylor If I could go anywhere, it would be in your arms. If I could have anything, it would be your kind heart. If I had last words, they'd be "I love you" If there is bad in my life, I know what to do: look at your face, see your smile and your eyes. There's no more darkness, because you bring the light. If you were the sun, and I was the moon, there'd be neither day or night, just me and you. And as we stood side by side, watching the world pass time by, my life would be complete, my dreams fulfilled, knowing you love me, and always will.

The Power Of The Dance
The Power of the Dance Verse 1 I was in a club late at night Holdin’ a stranger oh so tight When I looked into his eyes Memories of you and I came into my mind We were dancing to our song Holdin’ each other all night long Then I whispered into his ear I am so glad you are here Chorus The power of the dance Teaches me romance The power of the moves Shows me how to groove The power of the dance Verse 2 Now the heats starting to rise As the stranger looks into my eyes Then I remembered the way you touched And how I wanted it so much Now the passions comin’ on real strong Holdin’ each other all night long Then we began to touch each other Then I stopped and said “I have another lover” (RC) Then I realized that he’s not you And I remembered all the things we went through And baby it’s only you No one else can make me feel the way that you do (RC)x2 The power of the dance x2

I'ma Be An Aunt
Well its official. My 19 yr old bisexual sister is pregnant. I am going to be an Aunt. I am excited and concerned all at the same time.You'd have to know my sister to understand where I am coming from. She is a walking Jerry Springer/ Maury Povich show. I love my baby sister very much. Anyways thats my rant for the day! ***HUGSS 2 Skoobz***

Why Do I Bother????
I really need to vent. So if you want to stop reading now is a good time to do so this is not going to be pretty at all. You know I try to be all nice and cheerful for my friends but sorry it just does not work . I try to be there for anyone that needs me but where does it get me. Somedays I just do not know what some people want from me. I try and try and try and never seems to be good enough for someone. Reason being the name before this one. My Give A Damn Is Busted. I am getting to the point, I just do not give a f*ck anymore. My life itself is so screwed up right now, but I put the smiley face on like everyone wants to see but inside I am dying. Some days my skin just crawls to have to be the nice sweet person everyone wants me to be. I would give the shirt off my back to help almost anyone. But it seems all I get is hurt, disappointment and someone using me one way or another. So when people ask me why I build the wall around me that I have, this is why. It protects me

" What Is Love "
“What is love? This mystical, mythical question goes back to ancient times-without a coherent answer. Each person’s experience of love is uniquely varied, and each person’s understanding of love is different from the next. Love varies from one period to another along the length of a human life; a person can have many loves, but each experience will be different from the next. Summing it up, or pinning it down, are both impossible. Love is like the sunshine; no matter how tightly you shut down your heart, the sunlight will find a way to shine into it. Love’s process is unstoppable. Love is like a continually shattering mirror that always leaves behind images etched in people’s hearts; but it will itself remain a mystery forever. Many people give themselves over to this mystery, but while love can produce the most tender and delicate feelings in anyone’s soul, it alone can open a window in the hearts of a very few. A simple analogy might be that of spring water which sat

I'm Not Supposed Too
I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life, Wishing you were HERE I'm not supposed to wonder, Where you are or what you're doing, I'm sorry I can't help myself, Cause I'm in love with you

Top Idiots
Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away. Here's your sign lady. Wear it with pride. Idiot # 2 Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the r

~my Sins~
I am only a mere being with many faults and my sins are great...too many to mention I do not sin on purpose for I know it is wrong But yet in doing this I know my Faith out weighs my shame I know our Father up in heaven sees through all our darkness and pain and understands our corruption He loves us the same regardless as long as we can repent with all our enlightened spirit He wipes all the darkness away And lets our souls shine bright as new

The Personal History Of Me Zz.
ABOUT me 1. Raised in: wildwood new jersey 2. Planned baby: yes 3. Birth date: 07 - 28 -1952 4. Any siblings: 5 brothers 1 sister 5. Younger or older: all younger 6. Hair color: red 7. Hair length: med 9. Eye color: BLUE 10. Shoe size: 10 11. Mood: mellow 12. Smell: i have a sent like all do. 13. Height: 6'0" 14. Lefty/righty: 60% RIGHTY LOVE LIFE: 1. Do you remember your first real relationship: YES 2. Do you believe in love: YEAH 3. Why did your last relationship fail: my x distroyed it. 4. Shortest relationship: 1 hr. 5. Have you ever been heartbroken: YES 6. Have you ever fallen for a friend: NO 7. Have you ever told them: NO 8. Are you afraid of commitment: NOPE...just havent found any who cared enuff. 9. Have you ever had a secret admirer: yes but dident find out about it till it was to late.. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight: its possable. THIS OR THAT: 1. Love or money: LOVE 2. Hard

Go Meet My Daughter
OK YOU GUYS GO CHECK HER OUT AND PLEASE TAK TIME TO RATE HER PICS HELP A LADY OUT.BUT GUYS WITH PHOTOS OF THEMSELF PLZ CAUSE THIS IS DADDY EXECUTIONERS LITTLE PRINCESS SO HE'LL BE KEEPING EYE OUT LOL.GUYS YOU TAKE TIME TO LOOK SO TAKE TIME TO FAN,RATE,ADD AND DO PICS PLZ SHOW HER MAD FUBAR LOVE ALL PRINCESS@ fubar (repost of original by 'SEXYSISSY~CHOPPERS FIANCEE & CT WIFE~RIP RAY~I WILL MISS U SWEET FRIEND-RIP DJ ISIS' on '2007-08-16 17:46:31') (repost of original by 'EXECUTIONER/Owner of the Bikers Clubhouse Bar And Grill/Can you feel the throbbing between your legs' on '2007-08-16 17:48:29')

Breaking Leaves
I'm breaking the leaves in the yard today and only we know why I'm following your footsteps of distance For love kindled and set in flame These moments are ungodly coated with a sweet candy heaven melting on your lips I get ensnared by your scent Its still so fresh in my hair I'm wrapping your arms back around me Pressing so firmly into your thighs running my hand down your back I feel your love bubbling boiling begging for more We haven't lost sense of right and wrong We understand still We're just consumed, captured by each other Don't control it I'm pleading But we are both trying to hold the reins halting the herd before they run off into the wild Your body is the same beautiful and hungry still for me. Its only with you, my love and this baffles even me That I go out of mind for that moment of ecstasy I wanted to rip you apart to my fancy Pulling those physical barriers away skin to skin lover to lover friend to friend I wanted to

Nice Guys Finish Last
We are at the end of an era, our time is overdue. Its time guys like us give up, for there is nothing left to break in 2. We always get the short end of the stick, and told cant we just be friends? But how can you expect that to happen, when feelings have already began. I tried to be there for you, and was simply turned away. Because there is a few miles between us, there is nothing left to say. You filled my days with a smile, brought joy to this dreary life, but now i sit and endure this pain as it cuts me like a knife. Guess there are things i should not have said, like feelings and missing you so. Now those things echo threw my head, as away now i must go. Nice guys finish last , these words have never been more true, but i refuse to change how i am no matter how much i have been hurt by you. I hoped to make you happy and simply bring a smile, yet the words you write tell me this, ive missed my target by a mil

Life
well morning everyone let me first say that i am sorry i have not gotten arround to doing this for awaile its not that i have not had shit to say or ne thing or that i have been to busy to write but its been alittle more like writers block because everytime i go to write some to me it either dont look right or i just cant find the fucking words that i want to use to say whatever in the fuck is on my mind and it has been driving my ass fucking baty as hell cause well most of yall know that my blogs are where i rant the most to get shit off my mind that is bothering the living hell out of me or my blogs is where most of you that i only talk to every now and then or whatever find out what the hell is going on in my life well i guess it is update time well lets start with about the only good thing i got right now which is my girlfriend who makes me happyer then i have been in awaile and i really cant waite to be with her and hold her in my arms baby i love you with all my heart and you kno

Being A Juggalo To Me
well this is something i have been meaning to write about for a long time now and well i guess i am going to do it waile i have the thoughts on my mind let me first say that i have been a juggalo for 13 years now well in that time i have seen alot of thing done alot of things and been thru even more things in my life i am 26 years old and have spent the last half of my life as a juggalo i have hit rock bottom a few times in my life and as a matter of fact i am pertty much there right now but i am trying to get back on my feet and it shouldn't be to long b4 i am back on my feet again and well what i have to say about being a juggalo is this for the last 13 years i have come to figur this out being a juggalo is not about how much money you have how much ICP or Pyschopathic Records merch you have its not about being a fat kid or a skinny kid its not how ugly you are or how good looking you are it is about having friends that are there for you when no one elese is not even your blood famil

Thinking
Well hello all again it has been awaile since i have had ne thing to write about and i know for those of you that love reading what is on my mind it has been ruff cause i have been keeping the things to my self and some of you that read my blogs have been asking me what is up cause i haven't been writing as offten as i used to well i have to tell yall that for awaile i was in a bad palce in my life and doing thing that now when i look back i regreat and i am not really going to go into alot of details on this but here as of late i have been doing alot of thinking about things and my life and hell just life in general and i look back at the shit i was doing and now i wonder what yall that saw me on a reg basices had to think with the way i was acting back then but i want yall of you that i am trying to make a meanins with people and get back to a place i was in just a few years i have been working things out with my family and that is going really good i even spent a good part of a day

Friend Requests
Okay, how annoying; someone rates me and then just sends me a friend invite for no reason with no comment. Sometimes, someone obviously read my profile and leave an interesting comment that makes me think. Hey this may be a cool person to talk to, but I would never just blindly accept a friend invite without some common ground. I'm sure that there is some requirement of friends at the higher levels of fubar but fuck it. I am not going to allow myself to be promoting myself with people I dont know.

Me Like It Or Not
I read this the other day..and i agree with it whole heartedly... Juggalos (and juggalettes) are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world... Being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down... Everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in

Join My Lounge
Me And My Homie Ryan Made A Lounge His PlayList Sucked BALLS But I Made A Better Play List For Those Of You Who Donno How To Join A Lounge Go To My Profile And Go To The Top Right Corner And Click "My Lounges" And Then Click "1NK3D 4 L1F3" And Then Just Click Subscribe Theres Going To Be Alot Of Juggalos And Juggalette Plus Ne 1 Eles That Wishes To Join Aslong As They Dont try To Start Any Beef With The Juggalos Or Lettes If You Do You Will Be Banned From It Thank You For Your Time (Mike)

76-standing On The Tracks Waiting For The 9:15
Here I am again, waiting on the 9:15 I see you standing...alone at the station gate I'm blown wide open...by the way you look right through...me And your kiss.... Is like a freight train through my brain And your lips... Are like water in my desert And your eyes... Are skies of emerald fire And your touch... Is my ressurection I hear your laughter..ringing in my head As I'm standing on these tracks again...waiting for impact My eyes are closing...as the earth moves beneath my feet And I'm falling..further from your light As I'm calling...I remember you can't read my mind And your kiss.... Is like a freight train through my brain And your lips... Are like water in my desert And your eyes... Are skies of emerald fire And your touch... Is my ressurection

Fubar People Thats Inked
I am lookin for the people on fubar that have been INKED !!! so come on fubarians show me your ink... Possible contest later on for the best inked on fubar..prize to be included are.. blast..happy hours..vips..etc. Will be collecting those pics showing your ink and having 1st..2nd..3rd..place prizes. What are you waiting for hit me with your best shot.

I Took A Test
How violent are you.. Your Result: Ice Cold Killer You don't give a #$@% about ANYTHING. You'd walk over a dying man any day. If someones givin' you trouble the fights over before it started. Your enemies better look over their shoulder all day..Antisocial Edgy Chilled out Risque How violent are you..

Wanna Hear Me Sing - Dont Laugh Hah
ok so i got one song finished up on my music site One Man Brand and i thought u might wanna hear it - sorta d&b meets 70's bowie - anyway it's called disappear hey if i get it togetha there could be an album next year ;)

Just A Thought, You Know How I Roll.
Lying in bed last night talking with the Ashley, like we do, I posed a question I've asked before, and we spent nigh an hour discussing it... Just what is the point of breeding? Other than to perpetuate the populace, is there an unselfish reason? Just thinking on it; everyone says "I want a child," or even that they don't want a child (but I shall get into that in a moment.) Nonetheless, every statement concerning children is an I want or I need statement. I, I, I, I, I, I. Which makes me wonder, why? They want a child to love them unconditionally, to do the chores so they don't have to, to take care of them when they're geriatric, et al. The list is long and undistinguished, and it makes no sense to me. As someone who would like to have a daughter someday, I wonder to myself, Why? Well, because I want someone to love me unconditonally, unquestioningly, at least until they reach High School. Not going to lie, not going to lie. Now, I understand men wanting children, they

Explanation Or Demonstration
"Love is a Sensation that starts by Temptation, A Guy sticks his Location in a Girl's Destination to Populate the Next Generation. Do you get the Explanation or do you need a Demonstration?"

I Am A Pisces What Are You
VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addicti

Kyle Petty Broke Hand
Kyle Petty suffered a broken hand as a result of hitting his hand on a door inside the No. 45 hauler after a Lap 69 incident in Sunday's race at Watkins Glen. Kyle PettyPetty had early problems -- by Lap 9 he was seven laps down to the leaders -- and his day got worse when the engine grenaded and left a trail of fire. It was his first DNF of the season in 17 starts. After being treated and released at the infield care center, Petty flew home to North Carolina where he was treated by a doctor who determined that the hand was broken. Petty finished 43rd and remained 37th in the point standings. His status for this week's race at Michigan remains uncertain. In 51 starts at Michigan he has three top-five finishes and 10 top-10s. He best run at the 2-mile track was a third-place finish on June 28, 1987. Petty sat out five races earlier this season -- including the Cup Series event at Michigan on June 17 -- while doing broadcast work during TNT's "Summer Series." John Andret

Without Internet :(
just wanted to let everyone know that i won't be online (unless a miracle happens) for the next 2-3 weeks. just goes to show you can only rob peter to pay paul if peter has money to begin with. lol show me some lovin while i'm gone! thanks! ~wendygyrl~

Fakes And Attention Whores
One thing that I have noticed the more I browse and navigate and chit chat on this place ......... is those that want tons of rates and attention but, you never see many of them return to you and at least rate your profile. Once again I took time to rate someone's pictures and those of you know I do not have the most extra time on my hands .......... as I have a real job and do not have the luxury of plopping my ass in front of the computer all friggin day ........ do you think that person has even bothered to look at my page or a few of the other attention whores out there .......... HELL NO!!! This is a bit of advice to the attention whores and fakes ............. you can hide but, the truth and true friendship will always escape you. I have be afforded the opportunity to attend a profiling course. You all would be amazed at what behaviors can be profiled and how easy it is to figure out true folks and fakes. yes, even on a site like this.

Automotive Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD First On Rust and Deterioration GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion HONDA Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.. HUMMER Huge Ultra-Magnificent Mega-Expensive Ride HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .. MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.. PROTON Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.. SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.. TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This

The Grandmother!
The Grandmother! (wisdom comes with age, she's a smart woman) A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells

Late Night Round -up At 9 Est Dixie Radio Indy
9 EST PM UNTIL I GET DANG GOOD AND READY FOR SWEET DREAMS LOL, COME ON GUYS TURN ME ON !!!!!!1 LOTS OF INDIES THROUGH THE LATE NITE SO TURN ME ON click on my banner book mark the station then TURN ME ON :) chat room www.dixieboysradio.com/radioindy/

Home
Finally have internet access back and I'm at 270 friend requests (LOL). Still didn't level from my blast, what an ass =/ Oh well, heh. We're still in the middle of renovating and painting and all that jazz. That, and uh .. I'm tired :P So I'll be around. I've missed my MuMM'ers!

Generation Gap At The Clubs
It’s hard to deal with the 21 year olds at the clubs once you get past thirty. It’s like a different language sometimes - I was talking to this cute girl, she mentioned Hot Topic, I thought she wanted to talk about global warming. I tried buying her a drink, and she got mad because I didn’t know the names of her favorite bands. She said - “Hey Tool, you’d better Fall Out Boy or there’s going to be Panic At The Disco, my Big & Rich Gym Class Heroes are going to No Doubt kick your Black Eyed Peas, so here’s your Nickelback, you Outkast, crawl on back to your Linkin Park in your Ludacris Plain White T.” But I’m from the 80’s, so I’m not going to put up with that. “Listen Cinderella, there’s no Warrant for you to be such an Iron Maiden, maybe your Motley Crue Culture Club of Beastie Boys is down with your Poison Twisted Sister Vixen act, but the Police are going to have to stop the Slaughter if you, your Madonna complex, and your ugly friend Toto too don’t hop back in your Starsh

What A Week
Just got back from picking Trouble's ashes up in his wooden box..he'll sit next to the box containing the ashes of Domino - I had Domino over 16 years..those were two great cats and companions. They were always there to make me feel good whenever I didn't. Always there to greet me, make me feel wanted and cared about. The day after Trouble was killed, I find out a childhood friend living in another state was drowned...just not a great week.. Here's to all of our pets and companions!

Life
Life is a gift that must be given back, and joy should arise from its possession. It's too damned short, and thats a fact. Hard to accept, this earthly procession to final darkness is a journey done, circle completed, work of art sublime, a sweet melodic rhyme, a battle won. - The Book Of Counted Sorrows -

My Friends List
Ok, Here is the deal. If you do not like me or the way I am, get off my friends list. I don't want rude or liars on my friends list. I don't want people on my friends list that just want another friend added. Now I have said my peace. Take or leave it.

A Special Thanks
I want to give a special thank you to Beretta for making me feel so welcomed. Also for posting a bulletin asking people to make feel welcome. He is a real sweetheart. And so cool to chat with. And funny lol. I am glad we became friends.

Year I Was Born
In 1958 (the year you were born) Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US The first US earth satellite, Explorer I, goes into orbit Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13 year old second cousin, Myra Brown The "Quiz Show Scandals" rock the television industry and the nation Vice President Richard Nixon faces hostile anti-American mobs during a visit to South America 14 year old Bobby Fischer wins the United States Chess Championship Ellen DeGeneres, Michael Jackson, Ice-T, and Mark Cuban are born New York Yankees win the World Series Baltimore Colts win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote is published Elvis Presley enters the U.S. Army What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Update...lol
whats got two thumbs and a new job...THIS GUY...thats right...this here dude got him a new job today...though its not anything special its a job and hooray for that...now i might be able to pay for school...anyway im contemplating having my name legally changed from josh harper to just McLovin...no last name just McLovin...let me know what you think

Just Can't Shake Ya...
Before I had blinders But now it’s so clear The effect that I have on you Just being here My intentions are pure I refuse to mislead Just know that for sure I am here when you need me Your wounds have not healed Cause you keep them fresh It seems you can’t deal With your pain and regrets If only you’d see The things I see in you You’re a clown (Yes, indeed) But you’re kind-hearted, too Forget about words And a past you can’t change Cause your eyes say it all Your intentions – the same It almost seems like You try not to be Or face or accept The reality That you are the man You’ve become – not a fool No, things can’t be undone So use your past as a tool Remind yourself daily Of all you have lost Then think of the blessings Those losses have brought You have evolved Into a man As real as they come Intellectual, mature But you still remain fun Did you ever think We could stay friends this long? Our bond we can’t break Cause it’s j

Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Autism
i have 2 boys who after 30 mins of knowing them were diagnosed (sorry about the spelling) with autism after 30 mins i think its not fair my sons dont know who these doctors are so how are they suppose to interact with them?

Little Girl
A little girl with Hopes and dreams Internally she screams Loneliness that Runs so deep That they refuse to see Loneliness she came To know As she grew it would grow Soon a teen She self-destructs So young, turning corrupt What did they give her? Banishment! The ones who define demented! She numbs the pain Day-by-day Never feeling quite okay Time goes on Soon she’s with-child Still longing to be wild What kind of mother Can she be? No memory of planting the seed... Inevitably she’ll Make mistakes Can’t possibly know what’s at stake A human life Not a toy! Will she corrupt this baby boy?

Mooger Foogers.........
An electronics company named "Moog" is now creating a series of effects petals for you guitarist and the line of petals are called "Mooger Fooger" lol this is serious, not a joke, but obviously the creators of this new line of petals are making a good stab at a pun. Just wanted to share this with those that might be interested. lol. **To check out these new petals go to www.moogmusic.com **

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Tryin To Get Up Sum Level
well im Jux TRYIN 2 BUILD MY LEVEL AND SHYT YALL SO ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT JUX COMMENT ME PIC COMMENTS ANY THING RATEINGS ALL THAT GOOD SHYT U KNOE AND ILL BE SURE 2 SHOW U GUYZ THA SAME SHYT WELL THANX L8ERZ

A Supposed Friend.
Seems one of my friends on here is reporting my photos NSFW... I know it is a friend because those photos were open to "friends only" and they are just jokes. You seriously need to grow up! If you don't like it then don't rate it and grow some balls! I am just gonna close them all to family only.

Funny
its funny how its ok for people to treat me the way they want but the second i treat em the same way back they bish moan n complain that im being a prick. AINT KARMA A BITCH!!!!!! My how they forget what comes around goes around.

So Sad
grab a tissue if you have a heart you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talk,turn up the volume!!!Turn On Volumethey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bi

Desperate Mom
For all that dont know i am in a custody/visitation battle with my ex. i am supposed to provide transportation to or from the visits which are in joshua tree, a 45 min bus ride. well due to the bus schedule routes etc, the bus schedule doesnt work out to get him there at 10 oclock on saturday. plus its a really long walk from the bus stop. now they will pick him up and bring him back, but i would have no way of knowing whether or not they really went to the house where the visits are supposed to take place, so i really need to be the one to take him there and bring him home. i am trying to find transportation this saturday, but with having repairs to the house and groceries i dont really have gas money. plus this is going to be an on going thing. so here is my point, i really really need a car. i am trying to find someone that has a car for sale that will take payments, but let me use the car while making the payments. i get a pel grant in september so i culd pay off most of teh balanc

You Said.....
You said you loved me, You said you missed me. You said you think about me, You said you need me. (Wall it all just a lie) You now conceal tenderness, You now hide emotions. You now discourage, You now are dismissive of me. (Was it worth my pain) You have broken my heart, You have ripped out my soul. You have spat in my face, You have laughed behind by back. (Did it make you happy) You destroyed my heart, You destroyed my being. You destroyed my trust, You destroyed my world. (Did you enjoy my misery) You made me heavy with tears, You made me eternally blue. You made me broken in pieces, You made me incomplete. (Did it excite you) You made my heart once sing, You made my heart crumble. You made me sorely bitter, You made me distrusting of ove. (Do You Know What Love Is!)

Love
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasureable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality; and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz

Once Again...
Once again I feel the pain The loneliness that burns I bring it on myself I know I thought by now, I'd learned One minute I am over-whelmed The next I am ignored Embrace it well is what I do It's all I seem to know acb - 8/14/07

Be Nice, I Try To Write Some Shit
"We are the dreamers, artisans of mind.. thoughts scattered like ancient spirits. Linked together like a spiders web. Beautiful as deadly, it shimmers to entice, even the dreamer can be snared. Weave with caution and weave with purpose. creation is constant, neverending. We are the dreamers, and weavers.. take care of your design." -me

More Legal Bs
OK Your charged with say Aggrevated Stalking and get arrested that then sends you into a Violation of an Injunction. OK - Well they drop the Aggrevated Stalking charge so how come they can still get you with the Violation. If they dropped the charge that made that possible in the first place. I just don't Flippin understand. But yet they can let a guy out of jail 22 times and then he kills a cop. But they can't seem to actually let the innocent people go. The system is so (fucked) up I'm ready to go postal on someone. I am gonna be so far up the state attorneys ass they will need the jaws of life to get me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

82,000 To Godfather
Its time for a new God Mother on Fubar.She's about 82.000 off of God Mothering. Please during Happy Hour stop by and rate her pictures and stash. She's a leveler and is always helping everyone else level up. So for todays target on happy Hour hit her and spank her hard. Kimmy@ fubar

My Girl!!!!
OMG THIS GIRL IS THE BOMB!!! Let's show her some good luvins :) :)She has just totally perked me up lol without even a second thought! LOL It so sounds like i'm easy to perk but lol if you know me, I'm usually the smiler. Today I had one of those days and my family has come through for me in style! Go get my lizzy lou some luvvins :) Thankies :) Chrissy }|{~Elizabeth~}|{~*~CLUB F.A.R.~SKITTLES OF LOLLY'S CANDIES~*~@ fubar

Social Anxiety
Your Social Anxiety Level: 32% You have low social anxiety. Of course very unfamiliar or strange situations make you uncomfortable. But you can pull through and handle almost any social occasion with grace. Are You Socially Anxious?

Let Me Make This Very Clear To Each And Everyone Of You
________Friends of mine here and yahoo________ Please pay VERY close attention to this blog because I will NOT repeat myself on it by any means..... If ya see me on here or see me on yahoo and I dont seem to answer you its more then likely that Iam either 1...busy 2...NOT at my computer 3...I just DONT want to talk to you 4...Talking with someone and I DONT want to be bothered with you at that time.... Now that I have my internet back up and running my computer stays on 24/7 365 but just remember Iam NOT always here or the fact is that I just dont want to deal or be bothered by you at that time.... So please take your whining ass somewhere else cause Iam tired of hearing ya whine...Btw if you like next time Im at that grocery store Id be happy in getting you some cheese to go along with your damn whiney ass... So please give me that respect and Ill do the same for you...Dont want to respect me thats fine expect me to block you and not talk to you anymore...I have eno

My Dreams
Finding the way to heaven! To know what it take for a human body to posse only love. Acquiring the chance to hold hands with the Good Lord .To control the good the bad and the ugly with situation .With a greatness so divine that's conceived of that which it will become what's grateful and the most powerful. Knowing that when I unworthily or holy, mean, mad ,hurtful ,, that there is a better way to be .To be feeling,. There's a better way to which controls my being , spiritually ,and emotionally...Power of control of ones self is just the beginning of acceptance that such harm and injury to one heart is persuaded with the influence of one mind, To control. As dear as my heart is to me ,,It to is mortal and temporary, just as my time to learn stronger and smarter. “ TO Give" Written

To My Wonderful Friends!
I know I posted a blog awhile back about me getting surgery. I just wanted to tell those of you whom I haven't talked to about it. On September 14th, I will be getting a partial Hysterectomy. I know I will feel much better when it is all done, and after my recovery. I won't be on here for a few weeks after that, but please don't forget me!! I would also like to personally thank some really special friends of mine on here who always have my back and have really been there for me!!! My dearest Lillith, and My dearest Friend John, her Fiancee, Thank you for always being there for me!!!!! Also my best friend and sis Mindy, Shawna and Julie. My friend Garfield who always calls to check on me. These little things mean a lot. I have so many wonderful friends on here, I could name so many,, please don't be offended if I forgot to mention your name, lol remember im a blonde , lol. Also, thank you Sniper and his beautiful wife, Night Vixen, for all of your support an

Help!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THE PICS ON MY COMPUTER AND PUT THEM INTO MY STASH? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, AND THERE ISN'T A LINK FOR ME TO CLICK ON. ANY COMPUTER GEEKS OUT THERE CAN HELP, I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. THANKS!

~ Bishop Wants Us To Call God "allah" ~ Wtf?
What the FUCK is going on? Bull Shit When in the HELL are they gonna STOP KISSING THEIR ASS!!!!!!! Dutch bishop: Call God ‘Allah’ to ease relations Roman Catholic leader stokes already heated debate on religion AMSTERDAM - A Roman Catholic Bishop in the Netherlands has proposed people of all faiths refer to God as Allah to foster understanding, stoking an already heated debate on religious tolerance in a country with one million Muslims. Bishop Tiny Muskens, from the southern diocese of Breda, told Dutch television on Monday that God did not mind what he was named and that in Indonesia, where Muskens spent eight years, priests used the word "Allah" while celebrating Mass. "Allah is a very beautiful word for God. Shouldn't we all say that from now on we will name God Allah? ... What does God care what we call him? It is our problem." Story continues below ↓advertisement A survey in the Netherlands' biggest-selling newspaper De Telegraaf on Wednesday found 92 pe

Not Just A Picture
For those who are in or around So. Cal. I say it's time to kick up some dust and am always happy to meet new friends, Friday night Angels Sport Bar/Gentelmans Club in Corona, stop chasing virtual drinks and come party, check it out, drop my screen name at the door and you'll get half off your cover on the Gentelsmans side. Find me and intro yourself and see what HAPPY HOUR IS ALL ABOUT!!! WHO'S UP FOR PARTYING!!!

Me And A Little Bit More About Me For What What It's Worth
SO my best girl,Crystal and I are constantly thinking sexual thoughts.We compare notes and stalk our prey on a daily basis. The deal is men are widely known to have this pastime and they are rewarded by being called a stud. Women on the other hand are cursed with the scarlett letter and thought of as slutty. I do not care. I am who I am and I know it isn't out of the ordinary becuase my bestest twat sister is just like me! So what is wrong with a woman who likes sex and wants sex compared to a high percentage of women who don't want to be bothered with sucking cock at 3am? I am married and have been for 9 years but I can't seem to get over flirting and lusting with good looking guys who have an awesome personality to match.I am an attention whore. I do admit that. Flirt with me and I can be puddy in your hand. I have a thing for men who have tattoos, love motorcycles, nice trucks, men who hunt and men who would do anything for their woman. I love a man in uniform.Cop,Firefigh

What To Do?
THIS IS FOR A FRIEND AND SHE NEEDS THE ADVICE BUT DONT HAVE A COMPUTER ANYMORE SO I AM ASKING FOR HER! IF U MET SOMEONE ONLINE AND TALKED TO THEM ALL THE TIME AND STARTED TO HAVE FEELING FOR THEM WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO TELL THEM...? WHAT IF THEY LIKE U AND DONT WANNA SAY ANYTHING DO U MAKE THE FIRST MOVE..IS IT SMART TO DIVE IN HEAD FIRST? LOVE IS STRANGE AND HAPPENS WITHOUT THINKING SO FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER U CAN!(THATS FROM ME) SO HELP MY FRIEND AND GIVE SOME GOOD ADVICE..OXOX'S

Love Lyrics
Uncle Sam - I Don't Ever Want To See You Again Early one morning while you were asleep I received a letter but there was no addressee So I paid it no mind, in fact I wanted to send it back But something that I was feeling Said open it It said dear reader, once close friend of mine I hope that this letter finds you in time Cuz your love is ending And my life's just beginning With a woman that I know you hold dear to you And it made me wanna say 1 - I don't ever wanna see you again But I stuck by you 'till the end And my conscience is clear And I can move on from here But I wish I could say the same for you, baby I don't ever wanna see you again But tell me why did it have to be my best friend That you were messing around with I didn't want to notice it I was true to my love for you It took me a minute to wake up and see What the love of my life was doing to me I wanted to la

New Tatoo Idea
Im looking at getting a new tat here in the near future but i cant find exactly what im looking for. I Want to get the Word PAIN wrote down the inside of my right arm but im wanting like a script text of it with enough room to fill it in with red ink. Lemme know if anyone has a few idea's or if you think you can help me out id appreciate it. Thanks in advance. ~Sean

She Still Has 2438 To Go
Margarita ~Member of C & T Stash Club~@ fubar HAPPY HOUR IS IN 30 MINS. LETS TRY AND GET HER LEVELED. YOU GET DOUBLE POINTS DURING HAPPY HOUR. SHE HAS LOTS OF PICS TO RATE ALONG WITH SOME STASH. YOU CAN COMMENT ON BOTH. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP EVERYONE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT! TRACY

Please Remeber Me
HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND...I WILL BE LEAVING ON SUNDAY AND WILL BE OUTTA TOWN FOR A WHILE..I WILL CHECK IN EVERY NOW AND THEN TO CHECK MY MAIL...SO DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME AND MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME LOTSA LOVE BEFORE I GO. XOXOXOXOXO~ CHERRY PRINCESS MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes

People Play Too Much
AS FOR THE ONE BULLETIN ABOUT MY MOM BEING MEAN TO ME...WELL IT GOT WORSE..MY MOM DELETED ALL MY FRIENDS ON MY YAHOO MESSENAGER AND MY TAMPA AND TEXAS MYSPACE AS WELL SO IF U WAS ON EITHER OR WANT TO BE ...SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH UR YAHOO NAME AND MYSPACE LINK OK..HUGS AND KISSES! YAHOO:tavarez02lpb@yahoo.com Have a great day oxox,nikki

I'm Still Alive
yes people I am still alive....somehow. When I get my computer back on the internet I'm gonna post all the blogs I've written and saved to notepad over the past six weeks.. I did keep up with that at least. To cut a long story short yes I'm moving back to KY. Its been hell up here and I have my reasons for going back to where I once said I would never return. For those of you who still messaged and missed me through all of this thank you so much your support means alot to me through this rough time. But now that I know where the library is I can stop by daily and check my stuff and write with some for a lil bit. Its not the most ideal but its better than having no access at all. So I'm off to go back east, a bit closer to most of you whom I talk to on here :D I end this now with this random thought that I had while driving up here. We say Merry X-Mas and Railroad Xing.. now the X replaces the words Christ and Cross.. any coincidence there? I letyou connect the dots.

My Wedding Toinght
We are getting marrien on here to night everyone is welcome to come and join in the fun.... the lounge where it will be held is http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7431 We will be getting married at 10:30 central time.

Wanting To Start A New Band
Ok so I have been dying to start a new band for a while now and I have a decent amount of gear to do this with but nobody to jam with. So if you live near me and want to jam, just drop me a line and we will see if we mesh and maybe we can get a group going on. I play guitar mainly and want to do originals, not covers so much. I have a mostly punk style but get into hard rock and metal a bit too. If you need more info feel free to drop me a line.

When Friends Meet
WHEN FRIENDS MEET, HEARTS WARM A friend keeps the heart healthy. We are not old friends because of the laughs we spend, but the tears we save. Friends stick together in sunshine and in shade. A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same. A faithful friend is a strong defence, and he who has found such a friend has found a treasure. The ultimate lesson we all must learn is unconditional love,

Just Funny
How sex start this is funny and the math is soo right... ..a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a *uck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply

Firs Orgasm
i laied there staring back at him as i screamed louder and tried to move up on the table from the pain. but he just kept on pushing his dick into me deeper and harder. i could see the sweat starting to drip down from his face down his rippled hard six-pack. the more i tried to move away the harder he pushed it inside with more power. i feel my body starting to shake and get weak. this is something that i have never experienced before. what was this feeling what was happening to me i tried to figure out. but let me explain this from the beginning. i was out taking my daugther out to the park to play on the sunny day. and he was just jogging along the bike trail. i spotted him running cause he didnt have no shirt on and his sweat dripping down his body made him look so sexy in the sun light. and we started talking. we began seeing each other. i have been away on a business trip for the past three weeks. so i decided that i'd call my man and see what he's been up to. the phone

Alone
I hear your voice over the phone, and suddenly I don't feel so alone. I just don't know what to do, or how to say what I feel about you. To hear you laugh when we talk, it makes me feel warm and happy inside, how I wish you were here by myside. I miss your touch, how I want to hold you so much.

Work
I have only been working for two days now and I already know I am going to love my job. Working at a portrait studio. I love my boss, she has a great sense of humor. And I just can't wait to start taking pictures. The only bad thing about working is that I haven't worked in two and a half years so my body is kinda in pain right now. Oh well, I can deal. I am just happy I finally have a job and it is something I love doing. YAY ME!!!

Romantic Sex
The power was still out from massive thunderstorm we had from earlier. It was suppose to rain all night, so we gotta entertain ourselves tonight, atleast till the power is cut back on. She wasn’t get home from work for about another 3 hours, so I went to the store and brought some items that I was gonna need for this special night. When I got back, I started to setup the bathroom the way I had envisioned it in my mind. I had to take down the shower curtains in order to set it up right. The rim of the tub was outlined with 8 candles. Three on each side with one in the middle of both of them, i placed four around the sink, two on the back of the water tank. They were the apple pie scented type. I went in the room and placed four more candles on top of the bed frame, and two on top of the other two dressers. I also had two candles on the table in the dining room. I grabbed the cooler from out my closet and washed it out. I filled it up with the ice I had got from the store and put

Sexy In The Park
we was just leaving the movies when you said that you wanted something to eat. so i went ahead and drove to the waffle house so we can grab something to eat before we went home. after we got done eating i decided taht i wanted to go to the park. it was late, like around 1130 or 12 but i didnt care. you know that i just love being around you and making you smile. so while i was pulling up in the park i was steadly undressing you with my eyes. i could see the print of your nipples poking out through your shirt, and the print of your pussy bulging through your shorts. at the same time you was also undressing me with your eyes. you saw that my dick was starting to get hard and you just let out a lil smile. i got out of the truck and came to your side so i could open the door for you. i watched as your right leg came out first and then your left leg made the sight look even more beautiful. as we began to walk towards the benches, i wrapped my arms around you and star

What Happens At Confrontation Time.....
I went shopping today with my two oldest kids and my mom at our local Super Wal-Mart for school supplies. On the way out my mom said she was hungry and asked me to stop at the McDonald's and grab everyone something to eat. Her and my daughter went to put the items that we purchased into her truck and me and my oldest son ordered our food. We waited several minutes before they finally gave us our cups to fill up. We were filling the kids ICEE cups up and talkin away like he and I do due to the fact that we are both chatter boxes. I looked up when I heard a voice say hello. To my shock and horror standing less than a foot from me was someone that I have been scared to death of since I was 11 years old. I was best friends with his niece for a long time. One afternoon he crossed the line and touched me like no man should touch a child. The only reason that he did not rape me and finish what he had started was that his mom walked in. He was 33 at the time. I have seen him several times sinc

Sex On The Beach
the sand feeling so different than the bed. the water waves tickling us just barely making it above our ankles. we lay there together, my man of my dreams. we laying there kissing hands roaming each other bodies. his lips soft and tender felt so good pressed against mines. i felt as he was untie my bra while he was beginning to nibble on the upper part of my ear. i lay there looking at the stars staring in amazement as i try to hold back the moans i had inside. he took my bra off using his mouth leaving a lil lick right in my clevage. he instantly starts sucking on my already hard nipples. i hold back as long as i can until i let out this moan. his powerful hands massaging my aching back. i regain enough compusure to grab his trunks and pull down far enough for me to grab his dick. i hold the shaft in my hand as i get a good enough grip and start stroking it slowly at first. me speeding up cause him to interupt his lil nibbling fest on my ear. but he instantly just ripped my thong off

3sum
It was gettin late and u haven't heard from me in a while so u called me up....hello, where u been hiding at? you tell me you got a surprise waiting for me when i come ova...if i'm UP for it that iz.....i tell you to quit playin dese mind gamez and that i'll be ova in a lil bit...i knock on your door...nothin...i knock again and i'm like i kno she ain't fall asleep i try the handle and the doors open....so i walk in..there are candles goin all down the hallway leadin to the bedroom so i start walkin slow to the bedroom waitin for my surprise....i open the door and you walk up and give me a hug that turns into you suckin on my neck...you stop and look at me in my eyes and tell me to strip to my boxers.....i do that and then you tell me to sit in your chair....i start kissin all on your neck and ear tryna take control but you point to the chair and tell me again to sit....i slowly walk ova to the chair and you blindfold me......you take my hands and tie em behind th

Update On My Dad
TWO DAYS AGO MY MOM CALLED ME TO TELL ME THAT MY DAD WAS TAKING TO THE HOSPITAL FROM HIS KIDNEY APPOINTMENT...HE HAS A BLOOD CLOT IN HIS ARM WHERE HIS SHUNT IS FOR HIS DIALYSIS...HIS IS WHITE ,SICK ,AND IF THIS BLOOD CLOT CANT BE DESOLVED AND IT GOES TO HIS HEART HE CAN DIE AND IF IT GOES TO HIS HEAD HE CAN GO INTO A COMA. PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM! I AM GOING THRU SO MUCH AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IF I LOSE MY DADDY!

Alone ~ Edgar Allen Poe
From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. Edgar Allen Poe

Oh Baby
Oh baby, you're so hot you make me wild when you tantalize.... Oh baby, you're so hot all I can do is fantasize. I never knew you could make love like this and when I feel your steamy kiss that's when the attraction pulls me into your arms and we dance sexily, swaying back and forth, stepping left to right pressed together real tight. When I feel every part of you that's my heaven, my delight. Don't stop You're so hot. Oh baby, last night you were ecstasy when you rode me in New York City, skyscrapers rising all around as we travelled a horse and carriage uptown; rocking and swaying, side to side feeling the perfection of our ride, slow then fast, you never let me go you rode me beyond my euphoric plateau. Oh baby, you're so hot, I never want you to stop oozing sex appeal when you tantalize, cos' I'm in heaven with your lips on mine; let me hear your cries tonight when all I can do is fantasize.... let me touch you, le

Sexual Fantacy
Make love to me ever so gently, I want to feel your hands caress my body. Kiss me with passion, you are my obession. Pleasure me while I pleasure you. I love your touch this much is true, I just want to make love to you.

Finally A Day Off
Well tomorrow I got a day off. Me and my hubby are going to Destin to do some serious shopping. Im so excited! We havent been shopping in a long time....at least not where I can just blow some mad money. The girls will be in daycare all day so we will be able to go and not worry about them and be able to enjoy ourself. Now dont get me wrong we love taking the girls places with us but sometimes we just want to get away. We don't have a babysitter so being able to leave them at daycare and just run away for a few hours is going to be nice. Of course though since Im taking tomorrow off Im working this weekend to make up for it. Oh well at least I wont lose any money. Im so very excited!!!!

Otsegolation ~ Static-x
Otsegolation ~ Static-x if we gain by severance we gain most of all annihilate your kindness twisting those involved scenes of revolution scenes of your destruction we are desolation we are isolation feel it coming again feel don't care at all feel it coming again feel isolation

The Defiant Sub....
She awoke from a deep slumber feeling a bit disgruntled and defiant... No reason... Just a mood... Angry at the fact that "he" always got to shower first, which sometimes left her taking a cold shower as he used all the hot water... She watched as he stepped out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped in his robe... His eyes intent on her... "If you're going to have my usual Saturday morning breakfast ready on time, I would suggest you get yourself ready." "Yes Sir"... was all she could manage to say as she got up out of the bed and headed for the bathroom. She felt his eyes on her, watching and a part of her wanted to look at him and tell him to fix his own breakfast for once. Turning the water on in the shower, she slowly stepped in... Damn... Cold again... Quickly she soaped her body and rinsed off... Drying herself off with the small towel, she eyed the nice fluffy towel that was his... Reaching out to touch it.. So tempted... Then snapping as she turned t

Give It To Me
Give It To Me Don’t you ever just get tired of bein strong? Feels like you’ve been holding on so long. Every page you turn reads all wrong. Well let it all go….. Don’t you ever just want to flee into the night? Jump into the air and give your dreams flight. You’ve been holding on so tight, So just let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my arms. I’ll take it away I swear. Give me your fight, your tears, your charms. Close your eyes and I’m right there. Don’t you ever want to just lean on me? Lay your head back and just let it be. Love will see us through, just wait and see. Let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my heart. I’ll take it away I swear. Give your dreams a place to start. Open your arms, and I’m ri

So Heres The Deal
I was posting blogs on the levelers name for Kimmy and this girl shoots me a link. I looked and it happened to be for the Mr Fubar contest.I told her that I was voting for someone else. Arch Angel has helped me in my contests and always helps people level up so I believe you help them that help you by returning the love. She laughed and said good luck catching up. Well I need all my bombing friends to help me. Im not asking you to help win this contest but I want him caught up. I help alot of people and don't ask alot for myself so im asking you to do this for me. Bomb this picture below ..Thanks for those that will help. I always watch those that do Ill make sure to always be there to help you when needed and do what i can to get you help. The screen shot of what was said notice i said i loved both jess and Ancient 1

Foregiveness???
so like i don't ever have enough on my plate at one time... i had a sit down with my two youngest boys therapist today.. she tells me that my sons show signs of dis associative disorder, for those that don't know what that is, if gone untreated can lead to post traumatic disorder or multiple personality disorder..WOW!!! so how to deal with the fact that now i feel i am to blame for stayin soo long with someone that has caused this in my babies... right now i am at the point of never wanting him to see them again.. but he isn't the only one to blame.. i was sooo lost inside i couldn't see the true damage he was causing not only to me but to my boys... how can i ever expect to be forgiven for allowing this??? will it be true forgiveness if received?? there are soo many thoughts goin thru my head and i don't know which way to go.. soo many answers i need, don't know where to start to look.. how did this become my life.. all those childhood dreams of eternal love and happiness were taken l

Hey Baby
Hey baby I think your a hottie, hey baby how I want your body. Your smooth toned chest, and all of the rest. I want to lay you down, and lick you all around. From your head down to your toes, I want to hear you say OH. I'll climb on top, til you say NO, DON'T STOP. Baby I can't get enough of your body, cause baby I think your such a hottie. I want to ride you like a horse, until neither one can take no more. Oh baby, Oh baby Oh, I'm gonna stay here til you shoot your load. Baby your such a hottie. DAMN BABY WHAT A BODY!!

Come To Me
Come To Me... Come to me... Come to me gently, when you're seeking release. Sneaking into my heart, searching for peace. Trail your fingers through my hair and whisper of tomorrow. Fight the passing of the hours with each moment that we borrow. Hold me... Hold me tenderly as you speak of soaring in the sky. Kiss my lips softy as you convince me it's worth a try. Trailing lover's touches all along my skin... Pretending not to notice it's time to leave again. Want me... Want me with the burning that goes straight through the heart. Think of me every second when we finally break apart. Trails of tears left behind as you walk out the door. Leaving the echos of your love as company once more. Come to me, hold me, want me again... I'll stand here and wait, same as it's ever been. Till the time comes that you lose your way and find me here. In the same place you left me, a week, a month, a year. Miss me.. Need me... As I do you. X

Royal Flush©
I love to gamble. Walking into a casino is such an assault on the senses. Noise everywhere, lights flashing, people yelling for joy and crying in desperation. I can sometimes be sad though. You will see the very desperate trying every thing they can to win for a change. Bad luck can't last forever can it? I have always lover poker. It has become a double edged sword lately though. With the popularity of Texas Hold'em on T.V. every person seems to think its easy. So what ya have now are poker rooms full of wanna be's. It can be great in that you tend to win quite a bit more from the newbies. The other side is their usual lack of manners and table etiquette. Some people are the smart ones. Instead of playing they just sit back and watch. The only true way to always win,is not to play. Yeah, right. I had been sitting there for quite sometime. As usual ya win some you loose some. From other tables came the tell tale sounds of those loosing it all with very few cheers from winner

Strap Up Strap On
Strap Up, Strap On! (Funny) I love the way we do everything we do. I love the way you touch me and I love to touch you. There's no way I could complain, but I got a suggestion, a new direction, 'cause you make me so excited that I want an erection... Well, you know that thing in your bed side drawer... Well it can do more, That I think we should explore. Strap up, strap on. There's no way to do it wrong, Make me moan you a new song Let me make you moan along! We can use it in the shower, I've got those new glass doors. We can use it for hours, Silicon won't get bored. See how both you're hands are free, Do with them just what you please. One's clutching the railing and one's holding on to me. Strap up, strap on. There's no way to do it wrong, Make me moan you a new song Let me make you moan along! We can use it in the kitchen, I wanna have a treat. But you're skin's already salty And you always taste sweet. We c

Thru Out The Earth
thru out the Earth I’ll turn on the news and I don’t like what I see All the bad world events really bother me. The news that they’re trying to sell, Makes me think, we’re on a high way to hell There’re evil men all filled with greed. All the money, can’t be taken with you so take heed! Earthquakes, famines and floods, Another dead soldier all covered in blood Sad to think, news always has a bleed it leads. There has to be someone out there someone doing good deeds. Do we live in a world of such despair? I know there are people out there that still care! When, things are at there worst, we seem to be at our best. I often wonder if, we’re being put thru a test. But, oh how it makes the heart ache. The innocent lives man and nature takes. This Earth could be utopia an more. Instead, all thru history, we’ve had wars. Why does man have to be filled with hate? I pray for peace and hope, it’s not too late. Chris

Love Song ( To Hold You)
To Hold You Let me.. Let me tell the world. I want everyone to know Just what it is that you do to me inside. The brush of your lips on my shoulder. Your fingers in my hair. I can’t explain the things you make me feel. I just want to hold you. Hold you in my arms and let the world melt away. Take you places you’ve never been, and lose myself in your eyes. Kiss the passion from your lips as you hold onto me. I just want to hold you. I just want to hold you. I see forever when you smile at me. The future never looked so bright, tomorrow holding such a promise. I can feel your heartbeat as you curl up by my side. And I just want to hold you. Hold you in my arms and let the world melt away. Take you places you’ve never been, and lose myself in your eyes. Kiss the passion from your lips as you hold onto me. I just want to hold you. I just want to hold you. Girl I just want to hold you forever. Forever… Just to hold you. Xalia

Update
Ok, well, I’ll start today by saying thank you to everyone that’s checked on me. Some of you didn’t know I was sick, so no worries. But last count on the gravel quarry total was about 5 I think. My kidney is still sore, which may be just the teaser for a second volley of precious glass like stones, or it could really be sore from all the activity, lol. But I’m hoping it at least waits for the weekend to start up again. Missing 2 days of work has piled up my desk higher than i'd like. And I am just in general moving kind of slow. But alas, I think I’m on the road to a full recovery. Just thought I would fill everyone in on what’s going on. If I happen to miss everyone before the weekend, hope everybody stays out of trouble. Ok, well, you can get into a little, lol. Toodles You don’t have to go home, but you cant stay here.

Crazy For You
I'm crazy for you, I wish you were crazy for me too. My heart skips a beat when I hear your name, how I long for the day when you feel the same. You came to me from online, now I think of you all the time. There's just one thing that I need, that's to have you here with me. Baby there's just one thing I want you to do, just remember I'm crazy for you.

Sticking Through This
I have read what some of you have written on the mumm and that is your opionion. I know...don't like something, then don't post it and how true you are about that one; however, sometimes I think that a majority of you just put down whatever you feel like and don't read the whole picture. So tell me. what sort of person would i be if i were to leave galen just because he is having problems. I realize that we aren't married (technically); however, we have been together for 2 years and you just don't leave someone over something like that.

Nice Girls Finish Last
So here I was bored as hell and hitting my stumble button on firefox when I ran across a page that was quite intriguing to me. It very much hit home and I really do agree with this 'blog' so I decided to share it. It was written by a girl named Amy Tran and she's quite insightful. I can totally relate to the entire article (well all except for being Asian) so here goes: Nice Girls Finish Last Sometimes being a nice girl doesn't guarantee you anything By Amy Tran If you've ever watched a classic Disney movie, you probably know the formula: helpless female protagonist in a terrible situation, a prince comes to the rescue, the two live happily ever after. Or maybe you've watched one too many romantic comedies and aspired to be the woman whose sweet charm is irresistible to even the toughest, most promiscuous guys. These are just examples, but if we, as women, subscribe to these formulas, most of us end up as victims to it — somehow going along with the idea that if we ar

All I Want
This one is gonna sound a little familar, yes part of it is from a song. It's about the same person. I don't want alot from anyone this is all I'm asking for, I just want to see my baby standing right outside my door. I just want him here tonight, holding on to me so tight. What more can I do, all I want from anyone is you. Your all that I need, your all I could ever want, please make my wish come true and bring my baby to me. I never ask for much, I just want to feel his touch I want to look into those eyes and see him smile, please tell me he'll be around for a while. Help me please I think my heart is in trouble, why won't you bring him to me on the double. I miss him in my bed, but at least there's still memories in my head.

What Would You Do This Time?
With the 2 year anniversary of Katrina and Rita soon approaching, I thought it was a good time to post my feelings about Katrina and what happened to the people of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Texas. I invite anybody and everybody to leave comments. I think its fair to say that just about everyone has seen the movie Titanic or knowns about the Titanic. THE TITANIC and KATRINA/RITA tragedies are very much alike. Remember the 1st class passengers? How they acted with their noses up in the air? Thinking they were better than everyone else. Dressed differently or better, smelled better or so they thought. Spoke with a proper high society dialect. The Captain of the Titanic. So many years of knowledge and experience under his belt. In fact he was going to retire. What happened when the ship hit that ice berg and started sinking? The rich acted like animals running around complaining of how cold it was. Worrying what jewelry to take with them on the life boats. Men wer

You Know Who U Are :p
I hope that days come easy and moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, More then anything My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it, To your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more then you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, And you always give more then you take.

Ok Ppl
i have a good life and im hapeey to im wrok is cool and i just really like to have fun and we all get mad dont you all ..ps sorry for be a ass to hope shes really cool sorry hope and just so you all no no 1 can get me dawn im like a rack lol . ok sorryzz byezz ppl

Boo Hoo Leave My Family Alone
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_el_pr/giuliani_family Giuliani: 'Leave my family alone' By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Republican Rudy Giuliani said Thursday that people should "leave my family alone" when asked by a New Hampshire woman why the presidential candidate should expect loyalty from voters when he doesn't get it from his children. Giuliani has a daughter who has indicated support for Democrat Barack Obama and a son who said he didn't speak to his father for some time. His ugly divorce from their mother, Donna Hanover, was waged publicly while Giuliani was mayor of New York. Giuliani has since remarried. Answering questions at a town-hall meeting, Giuliani was asked why he should expect loyalty from GOP voters when his children aren't backing him. "I love my family very, very much and will do anything for them. There are complexities in every family in America," Giuliani said calmly and quietly. "The best thing I

No Name
How I long for your touch, I never thought I could miss you so much. Some of the things you do should make me so mad, but instead I'm feeling to sad. How I need you in my arms _ _ _ _. I long to see you smile again when you look at me, everytime I look at you it makes me weak in the knees. I think of you each and every day, hoping one day you'll find your way. Find your way back into my arms, to keep me safe from harm. I don't mean to be so sappy, but when I think of you it makes me happy. Is this love I don't know, even if it was I wouldn't let it show. We are just friends for now, but with these words I vow, I will make you mine someday somehow. How I need you in my arms so I don't feel so sad, How I long for your gentle touch _ _ _ _!

Boo Hoo..leave My Family Alone...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_el_pr/giuliani_family Giuliani: 'Leave my family alone' By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 4 minutes ago Republican Rudy Giuliani said Thursday that people should "leave my family alone" when asked by a New Hampshire woman why the presidential candidate should expect loyalty from voters when he doesn't get it from his children. Giuliani has a daughter who has indicated support for Democrat Barack Obama and a son who said he didn't speak to his father for some time. His ugly divorce from their mother, Donna Hanover, was waged publicly while Giuliani was mayor of New York. Giuliani has since remarried. Answering questions at a town-hall meeting, Giuliani was asked why he should expect loyalty from GOP voters when his children aren't backing him. "I love my family very, very much and will do anything for them. There are complexities in every family in America," Giuliani said calmly and quietly. "The best thing I

1st Rant
Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Wats Good
WATS GOOD FUBAR. THIZ YO GURL PUNKIN.I'M 5'6, BROWN SKINNED WIT SUM LONG HAIR. I LIKE TO PARTY, AND SHOP.I'MA NICE PERSON WHEN U GET 2 KNO ME.BUT DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE CUZ IT CAN GET UGLY, THINK I'M JUST SAYING THIZ 2 SOUND TOUGH U BETTER THINK AGAIN, CUZ I'M NOT. SO FUBAR WATCH OUT CUZ YO GURL GOT HANDZ AND THEY WILL ATTACK AT ANY TIME.

I Need You!!!
PLEASE COME HELP ME GET ROBISUE HER MANSION...ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TRYING TO HELP MISH IN HER QUEST FOR FIRST BRITISH GODMOTHER....THIS IS ON HER PAGE IN HER GIVEAWAY SO IT HELPS MISH AS WELL... THEY ARE ALWAYS HELPING EVERYONE ELSE NOW THEY NEED YOU....WILL U BE THERE FOR THEM??? THANKS BEC-BEC

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 16,2007
You're all about interpersonal business today, and might come across as a shameless flirt. Why not? You're having too much fun to worry about stuff like that. Besides, you might get some seriously positive attention out of it.

Robisue And Mish Need You!!!
PLEASE COME HELP ME GET ROBISUE HER MANSION...ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TRYING TO HELP MISH IN HER QUEST FOR FIRST BRITISH GODMOTHER....THIS IS ON HER PAGE SO IT HELPS MISH AS WELL THEY ARE ALWAYS HELPING EVERYONE ELSE..NOW THEY NEED YOU....WILL U BE THERE FOR THEM??? THANKS BEC-BEC

Newest Poetry Inside
How do i put into poetry. All the things you mean to me. You are my light when the sun refuses to shine. You are those gentle words when the world is unkind. You are the hammer thats breaks down my wall. You are my feet when all i can do is crawl. You are that positive to my negative connection. You are that angel when i need protection. You are the wind blowing in my hair. You are the reasoning when i don't care. You are the music to my love song. You are exzactly where i belong. You are the smile on my face. You are the one to put me in my place. You are the shimmer in my eyes. You are the one to erase those other guys. You are my future, present ,and past. You are the one who can make love last. You are the reason i have been love stricken. You are the reason this poem has been written ........... WRITTEN BY LADY OF KAOS..

Your So Freakin Sexi
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People
So a lot of people have been telling me I look like Milla Jovovich. Which is pretty flattering especially since shes the girl off Resident Evil and Fifth Element. So when I saw my sisters myspace there was this thing and it was talking about who you looked like. So I went to check it out and it gave me about eight famous people who I look like: Kimberly Williams, Kate Bosworth, Alicia Silverstone, Katherine Heigl, Natalie Portman, Priyanka Chopra, Paulina Porizkova, Alexa Havins. Kinda weird. I was just wondering who do people think they look like. Or who do you think you look like. So just message me with a reply. tc.

Need An African American Horror Actress
If any of you guys know of any other African american women who wants a chance at a part in a horror film or just want more information...please have them contact me at info@moniquedupree.com This adress is only set up to take/give info about this opp...all other emails will be deleted thank you Monique Dupree..The First Black Scream Queen you can also forward this to people you know

My Life As A Paraplegic Born With Spina Bifida
What is Spina Bifida? Spina Bifida occurs within the first month of pregnancy resulting in an incomplete closure of the spinal column. Spina Bifida is the most frequently occurring permanently disabling birth defect affecting approximately one out of every 1,000 newborns in the United States. What Causes Spina Bifida? The cause of Spina Bifida is not known with certainty, however, scientists believe that genetic and environmental factors may act together to cause Spina Bifida. Are There Different Types of Spina Bifida? Yes. There are three forms: Occulta Often called hidden Spina Bifida, the spinal cord and the nerves are usually normal and there is no opening on the back. In this usually harmless form of Spina Bifida, there is a small defect or gap in a few of the small bones (vertebrae) that make up the spine. The underlying neural tube defect is completely covered with skin. Frequently, there are telltale signs on close examination of the back. There may be a defect i

Funnny!! I'm Albertan
An Albertan, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this Huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Albertan, he Hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Albertan gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as He walks by the Albertan, he hits him on the other side of the neck And knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", He says. The little Albertan decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American Sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the Head, knocking him out. The Albertan says to the bartender, "When He wakes up, tell him that was a fuckin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire."

Everything
Well im fixing to turn 30 Monday. Scared about it. But good thing is I am going to finish school and go to college to be a vet assit. I love animals and I have three dogs of my own. I have always want to work with animals and I aint getting any younger so I better do it know. And I want to make some thing out of myself befor it's to late. Since my kids will be in back in school soon I can go also and make them proud of me. And maybe give them a push to finish school also. Cause if I can do it at my age they can also. "I hope" Other then that Im just sitting here. I just put my ribs on for dinner. Well thats all for know