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My Summer
For my friends that dont have me on Myspace...I feel I need to explain my absence. I took a few days off work at the begining of August and I spent some time with my kids. We went out on long bike rides and had cookouts. I spent some time renting movies and hanging out with my kids b4 they started back to school. Saw some good movies. 300, Preminition, the Number 23, Ditribia, and a lot more....it was fun...and my son (who is now 11) watched alot of them with me...and we had a good time. I have been getting the kids ready for school. They started back this past week. I never realized that I hated shopping so much, but after the past week or so I realize that its not nearly so much fun when you dont get anything for yourself....LMAO. But the kids are getting back into a school routine and my nights will be mine again. YEAH! I have missed ya all...and I will talk to ya all soon....love and hugs Di

Weird Phonecall..
At like 4am last night we received a message on our answering machine. We can't get it to replay right now but my grandmother says that it was very mumbling and all she could make out was "Eugene, you owe my family big!!" Eugene is the name of my grandfather who passed away about three years ago... I wonder if this has anything to do with the key on a string that my grandmother found while cleaning... hmm..

Fire
Burning is a tremendous fear many people from many different cultures hold in common. However, it is often simultaneously associated with purification. To pass through fire intact is to see oneself as becoming purified. However, being burned may indicate that one perceives life as extraordinarily threatening and painful. If a particular object is on fire (house, car, etc.), this may symbolize over-commitment to it or fear of a world without it. Freud found fire to be a symbol of male power. In this case, fire may indicate control over a circumstance or a struggle to feel that way, depending on whether the fire is controlled or not. Do you question your own morality at times? Are you seeking cleansing from a bad experience? Do you perceive your own life is about to go through a significant transition that requires spiritual preparation?

Rain
FALLING SLOWLY AND HITTING THE PARCHED GROUND CAUSING DUST TO RISE AND THE GRASS TO BEND MAKING THE EARTH TO DRINK HEAVILY OF THE SYRUP OF LIFE FROM THE HEAVENS. HITTING THE ROOF IN A RHYTHM THAT LULLS THE SOUL AND CALMS THE MIND AND MAKES THE BODY RELAX INTO A SPACE OF COMFORT LIKE THE MEMORIES OF GRANDMAS TIN ROOF PORCH, IN THE SUMMER WITH LEMONADE AND A PORCH SWING THAT WHEN IT MOVED CREAKED IN A BEAT THAT ALL OF THE CREATURES TRIED TO EMULATE IN THE SUMMER HEAT. THE THUNDER ROLLING IN FROM THE DISTANCE THE LIGHTNING BREAKING OPEN THE SKY MAKING ROOM ROOM FOR THE ONSET OF A DOWNPOUR TO WATER THE EARTH. AND FEELING THE HEAT OF THE DAY MIXED WITH THE MOISTURE OF THE INCOMING STORM. TREES LEAVES TURNING TO MEET THE DOWNPOUR, COWS STANDING IN THE COOLNESS OF THE RAIN, PEOPLE SIGHING IN THE SOUND OF IT FEELING AS IF THE VERY SOUL GET CLEANSED IN ITS ARRIVAL.

Big Thank You!!!!
Yes I dropped out of the contest I was in but i have a few people I need to thank who were there and supported me through it. First, this awesome guy spent hours the past few days bombing my contest and maxing daily. You should get to know him he is awesome! @};-Hopeless Romantic @};-I only fan if you deserve it and unfan you too not here for points@};-@ fubar These next few women also spent alot of time and effort helping me out! They are awesome! lauria ~DWs angel~*Shadow Leveler*@ fubar Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar DJFawn~Far~DJ VAMPIRES LAIR~Shadow Levelers~Fubar Mum to Castironbitch(fan & rate b4 adding@ fubar tortured soul@ fubar brn_agan1 (aka Supergirl) Fan, Add, Rate me!@ fubar The next group also helped out some hardtobeat (read about me before u add me)@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar LadySnowOwl@ fubar Steelersfan1972-NBSD

Omfg
I TELL YA I AM LOST FOR WORDS I CANT SEEM TO GET WHERE I NEED TO BE.... I AM TRUELY ALONE IN THIS I DONT KNOW WHATS RIGHT AND WRONG... THE KIDS WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB WHAT CAN I SAY THE ARMY LIFE SUXS SOMETIMES BUT I ALSO LOVE IT WHERE CAN I BLOW THINGS UP.... PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH FAKE IED'S AND ALL THAT YEAH ITS FUN HAHAHA... LOW CRAWLING ON THE FLOORS TO ATTACK LOL NO ITS NOT GOOD FOR MY INJURIES BUT I AM STUCK MAKING THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION... HAHAHHA

Support
ok im not to bigg on contest.... i have helped others out but usally im to tide up doing my thing which i so love to do but i get bored..... but i was wonderin if i happen to enter a contest how many of u could i count on???? just curious as to if i should or not.... plz let me know wat u think.... thanks.... have a great and wonderful nite.. yur friend Tongue....

Your Stash Entry Has Been Removed!
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Dr ,s Were Wrong Im Ok . It Was Wrong Meds.
i dont have vasculitis , I have hypertension that is low and hight at times but low for me at others: there is a name but I forget it.. , I have to take diretics and potassium. I was so weak and sick and getting worse so went back and it was a wrong diagonisis. thank you My lord , you are ;always watching out for me. IM so relieved..........I have Dr,s that will follow up with me know. Ekg fine all test today fine.. hugs.. i cried ,,, diana

Help Us Out Plz
help my daughter out she needs rates and comments http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=909686&albumid=509934&i=3433905363 and if u have time help her friend out too http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837718&albumid=484896&i=660106800

Monday...
Seems like everyone is having a bad day today... I don't know what it is about today but it just kinda sucks. I went to bed around midnight last night and was asleep until about 1:30... I dunno what woke me up, but something did... I couldn't fall back asleep so I got up and got on the computer for a bit... went back to sleep at about 3. I know I set both of my alarms last night, but neither one of them went off this morning. I woke up at 7:45 and all I could say was FUCK! I looked at my clock and the alarm was still set so I know that I didn't turn it off and go back to sleep. *sigh* Mike is having a shit day... people at work were having a shit day... I wasn't the only one that was late either... 2 other people I know woke up late. I'm kinda tired too... I think I'm jus' gonna lay down for a bit and relax... *hugs to all*

~happy Birthday Grandson~
THIS IS FOR MY GRANDSON. HE LIVES IN NEVADA AND I AM IN WASHINGTON STATE. I HAVE GOT SEE AND HOLD HIM IN MY ARMS JUST ONCE AND I MISS HIM SO VERY MUCH.MY SON WAS ONLY 18 YEARS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN AND HAD TO MAN UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING AND I AM PROUD OF HIM FOR BEING SUCH A DEDICATED FATHER TO HIS SON. MY SON NEVER KNEW HIS FATHER GROWING UP SO TO SEE THAT HE IS SO YOUNG YET SO DEDICATED MAKES ME THE PROUDEST MOTHER ON EARTH.

The Year I Was Born
In 1979 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan ESPN starts broadcasting Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Kramer vs. Kramer is the top grossing film Sophie's Choice by William Styron is published "My Sharona" by The Knack spends the most time at the top of the US charts The Facts of Life premiers What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Marines...
ok so i just got a phone call from a marine recrutier.. im so excited hes comin to the house tomarrow an tellin me what he has to offer.. im scared at the same time.. cause i have so many things racing threw my head.. an its all the "what ifs".... but i guess. if its ment to be then it will be... but only time will tell

Would You Do This .........?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO if: i kissed you: asked you out: said i wanted to have sex with you: told you i loved you: said i want to have your babies: told you i was leaving the country for a year: asked you to marry me: said you were my best mate: said i hated you: gave you a hug: asked you to come round for dinner: DO YOU: like me: love me: care about me: want to kiss me: want to have sex with me: want to be my bf/gf: like my style: like my body: have a crush on me: hate my guts: wish i was dead: hope im going through dreadful pain: have dreams about me: think im a loser: think im the best thing in the world: WHAT IS: my best physical feature: my worst physical feature: the one word that best describes me: FINALLY DESCRIBE: my personality: my sense of humour: my body: the way you feel about me: how i make you feel (happy,sad, etc).

"ready"
Wondering through the darkness of the world. Alone, but not afraid. I am ready for my destiny. I am ready for my lyfe. I am ready for the unknown. Withering lyfelessly through the ocean of torment. Numb to all the negative surroundings. I am my destiny, my lyfe, my unknown. I am me...awaiting my arrival.

Feeling Sad Tonight.
My ex made me cry, something i didn't want to do, i mean that proves i still have feeling for him, doesn't it? It gives him the power over me that i don't want him to have. But that's not what i'm upset about, it's the fact that he pushed all the right buttons, said all the right things, knew how to make me feel bad. Now i can't get over it, guess i'll just get drunk tonight, it won't change anything but i'll feel better for awhile. Damn him anyway!

Im Done, Im Fed Up, Im Hurt **pls Read**
I AM DONE with the dating scene... I want NO part in it... I dont trust anyone to get that close to me again... Scott (my ex) has hurt me so deeply in the last yr I dont believe I will EVER be ready to try again... whether he ment to or not isnt the point,... If your readin this & interested in me, pls dont waste your time... Im not going to fold, or bend... Im done with dating!! Im sorry for those who are bothered by readin this but I had to put this out there!! Im fine with growing old alone.. Ive accepted this.. I have my kids, thats all I need!!

The Fubar Generic Picture
Has anyone else but ne noticed that there are a lot of the fubar pictures on the "viewed my profile" area lately. In fact they are appearing pretty deep in the list of pictures. I believe it might just be former members that have removed all their regular pics and said good bye. What a surprise.

All About Me
Hi My Name is Trish. Im 17 years old and I live In new york. I have 10,cats,2 dogs,3 birds and 9 horses I got some funny pics of them and lots of those are cute. Anyways i'm am single. I have blond hair and blue eyes. Oh yeah if you see my 15 year old Bratty little sister sarah (i didnt shift it because she not THAT IMPORTIN!)You better run because She the prankster of the house

All Must Attend Very Important
good evenin family i hope all is doin well, we need to have a meeting this is very impostant i like to see all here 9pm est , if u cant come plz go to other memeber will inform you rubia

To All Of My Friends
I just wanted to update everyone why I'm not on here much anymore. I apologize for not being contact with all of you. I have also moved from Clearwater to St. Petersburg with roommates and now moving to largo permantly. There were issues & circumstances in Clearwater in which I had to move. I am sorry for not being on. If you want to get ahold of me please email me at: acidburn2624@yahoo.com and I will respond to you.

A Rant With A Repeat..sorry Cannot Let This Go...j
It is truly a shame when a Mother chooses to go on a date rather than have her children where she is required to by Court Order. I might not be the greatest Father in the world however, I have a court order and telling me that in the pouring rain she was at the park with my kids. Maybe I should contact Child Protective Services to check on the health and welfare of my children. I realize that the Custodial Parent does not want me around anymore that being said the Court Order is set up the way she requested it. Now that she has decided that everything else is more important than the kids seeing me she has tried everything in her power to make me stop driving 100 miles one way just to see the kids. Including inviting her entire family over and their friends and family. I am not claiming by any means to be the most responsible parent in the world. According to Friend of the Court guidelines, that is irrelevant I am still entitled to the Parenting Time as ordered by the Fami

Motto To Live By
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,but rather to skid in sideways,beer in one hand,smoke in the other,body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming"Damn, what a ride!"

I Know Why Jesus Cried
It's been weeks sence me and gee split.Im still angry and pissed off.Yet,Looking at the situation I kinda know why jesus cried on the cross.He showed the world love and compassion.If someone was hungry he would feed them.If they needed shelter...he found them a place.If they needed words of wisdom and a sholder to cry on.He opend his arms to them.Then A bunch of assholes didn't like what he was doing and the shit hit the fan.All those people he loved and cared for took one look and said fuck him....we don't know him.Then they nailed him on a cross and even his best friends turned the other way and said we don't know his ass. The differance between me and him is.....he loved thousands.I loved one woman and now i sit crusified for just loving someone and wanting a family.

The Eagles.......... Are Back
Hole In The World Review "Hole in the World," the Eagles' first release since their 2000 box set, Selected Works: 1972-1999, their first on their own Eagles Recording Co. II (not to be confused with Eagle Records), and their first as a quartet of Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh, and Timothy B. Schmit (since the dismissal of Don Felder), is easy to interpret as the band's response to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. The harmony-filled ballad features a much-repeated chorus talking about a hole in the world and a "cloud of fear and sorrow," presumably a poetic way of talking about the ruin at the World Trade Center site. Lead vocalist Henley also contributes two verses in his husky voice, pondering how those who see themselves as "anointed" can take such actions. The lyrics don't have much to say beyond noting how dire things are "tonight," wondering why, and hoping things will be better "tomorrow," but the song is a typically pretty Eagles soft rock showcase. It is pr

Potato
this guy, was having touble meeting girls, so a friend told him to put a potato in his bathing suit. He did, but everyone stayed far away from him. When he told his freind, his friend told him to try it again the next day, but this time put the potato in the front

What Is Courage And Bravery?
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. ~Dan Rather Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. ~Edward Vernon Rickenbacker Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. ~Franklin P. Jones Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. ~Ambrose Bierce Fear and courage are brothers. ~Proverb Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. ~C.S. Lewis Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together. ~Irisa Hail It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. ~Aesop Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. ~George Smith Patton Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway. ~John Wayne Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readi

9 Words Women Use
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a

Second Life Beatitudes
SL Beatitudes Blessed are the non-verbal, for they shall inherit the bedrooms and nude beaches. May their Sexgen beds never break. May their excite bits be well textured. Fortunate are these non-verbal, for theirs is a world of perfect pixels. where they enjoy synchronized masturbation undisturbed by language barriers, incoming IM windows, or a partner's quick trip to the bathroom. Blessed are the text typists, for they shall inherit the dance clubs and concert halls. May their dances stay sychronized. May their chat and IM never lag. Fortunate are these text typists, for theirs is a world of multiple possibilities where the net of words they cast to the crowd returns full undisturbed by actual gender, accents, sneezing, or limiting themselves to a single partner in a single IM. Blessed are the voice users, for they shall inherit the hearts and minds of avatar lovers. May their music streams stay connected. May their voice IM never s

20th August 2007
My apologies to anyone that talks to me. My Dad passed away on the early hours of this morning so I'm afraid I won't be around much. To those that give a damn, especailly one, I'll make fucking sure I'll keep in contact every second I can. Just know that the next few days I may not be around on here much. It's not anything against you I just, I don't know. Malcolm Cavanagh RIP. The most terrible, horrible Dad that ever lived in some eyes but to me you were always the best person that ever walked the planet. - Aprez

'' I Have Thought Many Many Times "
I'M A DEEP THINKER , AND ALWAYS THINK ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER . WHOM WAS THOMAS HORTON , HE WAS FULL BLOOD CHEROKEE , WISH MANY TIMES I COULD OF TALKED WITH HIM , BUT , THATWAS BEFORE MY TIME , I CRIED DURING 500 NATIONS , AND THAT IS A PART OF ME TOO . JUST WISH WITH ALL MY HEART WE ALL COULD HAVE THE LOVE FOR EACH AND EVERYONE OF US . HUGS CHERIE TO ALL .

A Mothers Job
A mother's love is a treasure with in. Taking chances on ones little life to make sure they are safe and sound. A mother's love is for her child no matter how near or far they are from each other. A mother's love is doing everything to make sure her child's life is safe from harm. A mother's love is taking the risk of losing her own life to make sure her child can live out theirs. A mother's love is unconditional no matter what the child does. A mother's love is always there pure and true. A mother's love is there forever.

Just A Funny :p
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopp

My Little Girl
A beautiful cry as I fade away I open my eyes to see her face The miracle of a new life Through all the pain and strife Heaven's angel here to take my place To run the race of this world In the form of a little girl Through all the commotion I feel the emotion of a joyful life As death calls me The end of a life to be I feel no pain No shame No regret Nor do I fear For with her eyes and a tear She fills me with joy, calm and peace As my life does decease She will live The gift I give to all As I stand tall I will watch her From the Heavenly altar For she will always be The living part of me My beautiful daughter.

I'm Home
Just wanted to let you all know that I am back home. Got to spend a lot of time with my dad which was nice. We had a picnic for him yesterday at the nursing home. Alot of the family came up and we were able to go through some old family photos it was nice doing that with him. Anyways I just wanted to say hello and thank you to everyone who have been sending well wishes. There has been no further changes in his condition. loves and hugs to you all missy

Havein A Lil Fun :)
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little

Internet
Will take me a couple of days to totally get everything switched over to the new house.. So, I'm not ignoring ya or anything! ;) Hopefully I'll have all this shit switched over asap. Moving can be a pain in the ass, but man is my new place beautiful!!! Loving it... Talk to everyone soon- K

Just Moved To Florida
ok so I just moved to florida this past thursday, 8/16/2007. I have maniged to find one new friend so far. I really never thought I would live in a more beatiful place in my life. For the people on here that know me, I miss you all back in j-vages north carolina!!!!! and for everyone that doesnt know me in florida, here I am and here I stay...

Just So You Know!!
I've had one complaint about my updates with where I am going to be and what I'm going to be doing, lol! Get over it, Hon! You'll live. This is belly dancing night, so I will be out of touch for an hour or two. Should be back online about 8 p.m. or so. Taylor has a job - Woot! Woot! At Burger King, lol! Seems BK is the stepping stone to responsibility in my house. Ah, well! I wish him the best with his first working experience. He just better keep his grades up!! Lots of rain here, complete with flooding! LaCrosse, Winona, all along the Mississippi River. It's wetter than heck here, but no flooding in town (Sparta). I do however have some leaks in the roof at work, lmao! The owner is aware. Have a great evening, everyone! Much love and warm hugs! I'll be on again later! Muahz!

Help Me Surprise Her!!!
I am hoping that I can call on friends, family, or fans to help me out in surprising my daughter with a morph. I showed her the one I had, and she thought it was really kewl! So...if any of you would mind helping me surprise her, I sure would appreciate it. Just repond in a comment...or cmail me, and I'll send ya links to the pictures. thanks bunches in advance!!!

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. i sleep with a baby blanket. 2. i cant swim 3. i cant whistle 4. I cant wink 5. i say the stupidest things all the time. 6. i was afraid of the dark until i was 14 and sucked my thumb until i was 16 7. some men can drive me absolutley batty 8. my longest relationship has lasted 10 mnths. 9. i have to sleep with music on. 10. i have had open heart surgery before. I'm tagging a few people

Immaturity, Not Taking Responsibility For Your Own Thoughts, Feelings, And Actions
I'm not sure if i already wrote a respons to this or not — Monday, August 20, 2007 My main point is- People are responsible for their own thoughts, feelings, and actions. If you are blaming how you feel, or what you do, or think on other people, then YOU need to grow the fuck up!!! Other things: It's not "our" fault. The who wrote this, probably did so, just to get some pussy. lol. Some people can measure to that. It's not really an " up to " sort of thing. The fucker who wrote this, implies that "standard" is higher somehow. He himself, even says that is what's perfect. This person has too little faith in humanity. Maybe not everyone can be like that, but some people can. There are too many generalizations. I don't think all girls are the same way. There are some girls who probably like being called hot, or sexy. It just depends on who is calling them that. The little imperfections of others, are what make the perfect people so special. lol. What if I don't want

Maxine
When life seems really tough, consider the possibility that you're just a big wuss. My brain's not on vacation anymore... but it does seem to be considering an early retirement. I have an 8 to 5 job. Unfortunately, it comes with a 10 to 2 paycheck. I applied for a loan, but the bank had zero percent interest. In life, there's no free lunch. Unless you crash an outdoor wedding reception- then there's free cake and booze, too. Reach for the stars! It keeps your chest from sagging. Snowmen and real men have a lot in common. For one thing, it would take some kind of magic hat to get either of them off their asses. If men are from Mars, we need to find the bozo who supplied them with spaceships. Looking for a hot date? Pick any date in August. They don't get much hotter than that. I'm what they call a "natural woman, " which just means "not rich enough to get implants." Men are only good for one thing, but then you have to feed them be

Alright Time For An Update Of Moodiness For Ya'll.
If you haven't noticed lately,I have been blunt and well...bitchy. Between work,my screwed up brother (who lives to ruin his little sister's life in any way possible because he's a fucked up crackhead),my love life which is invisible..you put all that together and wonder what normally is going to go through a 24 yr old's mind? Yes I know I have..2 crushes who I don't think I know who they are yet on here. They most likely don't live even remotely close to me though. Don't expect me to go falling head over heels for someone who lives miles away from me. The only guy that is still in my life and that yes,I still have yet to get over because I still care about him..lives in Texas. We met on yahoo 5 years ago. He's the only one that if he wanted me back and wanted me to move in with him down there,that I would go. He's all i've ever had that fitted the description of the guy i've wanted. He had everything and still does. It was my stupidity for letting him go when I got scared about how pe

Jena Six.... They Need Your Help
PLEASE GO READ ABOUT THE JENA SIX , THEN COME BACK AND CLICK ON THE URL AND SIGN THE PETITION TO HELP THEM OUT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GOOGLE JENA 6 AND READ ABOUT THEIR PLIGHT. LETS SHOW AMERICA THAT WE DONT LIVE IN THE 50'S ANYMORE! you must copy and paste the url into your address space to view petition. http://www.petitiononline.com/aZ51CqmR/petition.html

Not Good Enough
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH THE WAY I AM FOR EVERYONE ELSE....I LIKE WHO I AM AND THE WAY I AM, I JUST WISH THAT THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT ME, OR I SHOULD SAY THOSE WHO SAY THEY CARE ABOUT ME COULD SEE THAT I'M PERFECT JUST AS I AM. MY MIND IS MOVING A MILLION TIMES A SECOND RIGHT NOW TRYING TO CAREFULLY WORD THIS. I NEED TO GO GET A FUCKING BEER TO CLEAR MY HEAD. LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE!

Rules For Members
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge. This Rule has been voted in by Founders and Tribal Council Any Member of wtc can not join the archangel family founded by sixtyninemunch and dust_me_pink if u wish to join pleas

Cute? Lolz
GRAPHIC PHOTO! How Babies are Delivered. This is a really helpful photo for any of you who have kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, godchildren actually, for anyone who spends even a little time with young children. Eventually, you'll have to face the 'where do babies come from?' issue, and this picture is definitely worth a thousand words. But prepare yourself -- it's pretty explicit! You might want to look at it privately before sharing it with the children in your life. Don't delete, a must see!

Pluto Power
8/20/2007 Dear Readers: Once more than you for the tremendous support I received about promoting a “Playboy” cruise. It funny none of those critical people noticed or said anything good (has if they were capable to be positive) in my last FREE newsletter advertisement to help AIDS victims. It’s amazing how those people are quick to judge others and assume all sorts of ridiculous things because of their deep seated insecurity and inferiority complexes. Once more I want to make sure that people understand that being highly spiritual does not mean I should live the life of a monk. I never signed a religious pact for chastity or fell obligated to reject all the good things that life has to offer (including pretty girls). Being critical is a part of the human experience and I explained using Astropsychology how and why such young souls would behave as such. Much more information about the Playboy opportunity and more news - sign up to Dr. Turi's free newsletter at Click here

8/20/07
There are people you laugh with, people you cry with, people you fight with, even those you just pass the time by with. Each is important, each has its part in impacting your existence, your soul, and your heart.

Effective Immediately
Effective Immediately I'll be stealing all of your pics. I will be a new random person everyday. The kicker??? I'll get away with it because the FU-STAFF is also FU-CKING LAME!!! I Just admitted to it to. Its documented and still nothing will happen. Who wants to be my first victim?

The Worth Of A Woman...
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN… Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, wal

Sassy Laurie
I need people to come out and support me. Please look at the rules. They are very important. Sexy girl blonde has asked that everyone fan rate and add her before they comment on me... This is her link for you to add fan rate her and the rules follow. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB* src="http://a.pca3.cherrytap.com/01/55/825510/tn_3878499646.jpg"> @ fubar This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to support a contestant. RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in supporting me: must rate, fan, and be on Sexy Girl Blonde's friends list to enter or comment in this contest. She will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comme nt so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know they must rate, fan and add her to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so that I can be ready before the cont

Rise Above's Mission Statement
Rise Above Promotions is a promotion company that promotes Cleveland, Ohio Bands and events. We are willing to hit the streets, venues, and fan bases in order to promote your shows or bands. We are right now, working with local bands such as Caiata, Thunderlips and Morality Check as well as Curse Icon, and any one who asked for our help with their Cleveland area shows. If you are a Cleveland area band, and you need help with your shows or band promotion, please contact me here or Edbrodie1976@yahoo.com. We are part of the Bloodoll entertainment group, this includes, Bloodoll photograpy, and Twisted graffix. Together we make up Bloodoll entertainment. We are ready to all serve the needs of this areas bands, and entertainment.

Stole It!!! Lol
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Very sweet, but baby ducks are "cute" 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? for what? I don't like big puffy anythings!!! 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Probably cry... 4. Group dates or single dates? A date consists of two, haven't done the group date thing since I was in school!! 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Absolutely! If you can't be yourself, go away! 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend? Diamonds can't be supportive, so uh, NOT! 7. Is your hair up or down today? Down 8. Do you straighten your hair? Occasionally. 9. Favorite mascara? Nicole Miller 10. Do you get your nails done? No, but I do them! 11. Small or large purses? I prefer small to medium! 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Hmm, wallet, keys, phone, smokes, and god willing some $$s! LOL 13. Jeans or skirts? jeans 14. Do you wear

Time To Fish Or Cut Bait???
OK, no doubt that this year has been the hardest so far for me at work. Seems like all I do is complain about it or about how I have time for nothing else. Well the last few weeks have been non stop fire drills for me to handle and, although stressful, I have handled them. Problem is I have an upper level manager that wants to blame me for having to do the drills in the first place. It doesn't matter that I have had to take over another task in addition to my old one. It doesn't matter that he was one of the people that raided my personnel taking 75% of my staff, farming them out elsewhere. Even when we replace one of them, HE RAIDS US FOR THAT PERSON TOO. He wants to add more work to my task with no new personnel or financing to do it too and now that it is really getting to my government customers who fund us, who's fault is that.. Why mine, of course. On the plus side, whether he wants to see it or not, all the fire drills and successful completions there of has given me and my

A Short Story About Amanda
I remember the first time I brought Amanda around my friends. She and I had been downtown at the bars drinking and teasing all the boys by kissing and grabbing each other all night. That night I brought her home with me. As soon as we got inside I rushed her to my room…We were hardly inside my room with the door closed when I pulled my clothes off and turned to her. She looked alarmed and drew back. "What if your roommates come home?" she breathed. "They won't," I assured her. I moved forward kissed her passionately. She seemed to melt into my arms as I hugged her against me. My hands slid down her back and over her ass cheeks, squeezing them tightly. She returned my kisses with surprising passion, and soon she was as naked as I, and we fell into my bed. We each tongued each other to a cum, and I grabbed a dilly from my nightstand drawer and started to push it inside her. She looked down at the rubber cock with astonishment in her face, and then hissed and threw her head bac

The Question Is"
How do you love again after the hurt? What if, It was your fault, the love didnt last? Why cant Adults be true? Why does it seems , sometimes we make the same mistakes over again in choosing a mate?

Part Of Another Story Im Working On
have you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight well sit down with this demon and smoke some northern lights as i tell you a story of a godly job passed down through out the years from one holder to the next it started with just one man but as the threats got help so did he. for each evil a new soul taker was born for every fallen soldier a nother was passed the flame and the maddness of the ones before. and for every story there is a story teller that was there to witness the awesome feats achieved by these warriors for the soul. you see after the battle of light and dark god knew that the war wasnt over and the devil would attack his children when they were at their weakest. in their dreams mankind can be killed by anything or possessed by the devils minions. so God made a man to walk through the dreams of those sleeping. and those who call out to him in time of need. and as the population grew and spread out through out the world the lord increased the number of soul takers. an

First Day Of Classes
So the class I'm afraid of is now the class I will enjoy. My teacher is mexican, with accent. Me and him sat around before class joking about "vatos" and joking in spanish. hahahaha fucking West Virginia is done. hehehehe.

How Would You Handle Yourself?
1.If you found out,the man or woman you were with was married to another and you? 2.What if they had a crimmal record and didnt tell you and you found out? 3.What if they had herpes, or gave you (STD) and later came and ask you for forgivness? 4. Can you forgive someone who is always hurting you? Can you still be a freind to them?

A Lesson From The Third Horseman
2 Kings 7 picks up right where the previous chapter (2 Kings 6, which I posted the blog entry "An Axe Chops Through It" about last week) left off. Let's set the scene: Samaria, the capital of the kingdom of Israel at this time, is under a state of siege. A Syrian army surrounds the city and nothing's getting in or out, trapping King Jehoram, the citizenry of Samaria, as well as the LORD's prophet Elisha inside the city. Elisha is already on the Syrian king Benhadad's hit list because what Benhadad has been planning in regard to the kingdom of Israel has gone from his lips to Elisha's ears via the LORD. Benhadad wants to be sure that Elisha will not elude him a second time, as he did once in Dothan (again, though divine protection), that he marches from Syria through Israel's territory to besiege the capital. The siege has lasted long enough -- or the people of Samaria were not prepared enough -- that cannibalism is now taking place. This so despairs Jehoram that he sends a messen

Ouch!
HELP!!I'M IN SOME PAIN TODAY.I SLICED MY FINGER WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE.DIDN'T NEED STITCHES BUT BLED LIKE A SON-OF-A BITCH! I AIN'T TOUCHING NO KNIVES FOR A WHILE.MY HUBBY SAYS I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.LOL!!!IT IS SO FRIGGING CRAPPY OUTSIDE TODAY.IF UR FROM BUFFALO U KNOW.

Grab Your Tissues And Stand Tall Soldiers!
The Cost Of Desks Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" Ms. Cothren said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period, no desks. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher wh

If She Don't Quit...
OMFG Amanda has cooked dinner for 4 days in a row and I am starting to think she is fattening me up for her own purposes! LOL Then again, I think it might have to do with the fact that for once, she is pregnant and I am not, therefore she feels the need to make me join her in her enormousness! I am hoping that when she has this baby, the need for her to cook such deliciousness will cease and desist. She is either gonna have to quit, or I am going to have to have lap-band surgery. Actually, I am just bragging on my girls' cookin' skills. I haven't gained an ounce, but damn I'm eating like I should be the size of the Goodyear blimp.

Bribing & Begging For Gifts Now??
What is the fuss about getting gifts?? I know yall get this too.. a shout from some random person begging you for a gift! I think its silly and I don't bite my tongue about it, so don't be persistent when I tell you no!! If I wanna send you a gift, then guess what.. I WILL! If I don't, then take a hint or the gift I do send to you may be "A Clue" or something of that nature. Earlier today, some girl sends me a shout saying "you're so fine, buy me a romantic dinner and we'll go out".. lame, I know.. So I said, 'no thanks but thanks' and she obviously didn't understand what that meant. She then says to me, "someone bought you an impala!! the least you can do is buy me a drink!!"... I said, 'no, the least I can do is nothing at all like I'm going to do!' I figured she would get the point by then, but nooo.. she then buys me a Corona lol.. I didn't say or send anything back either. Then I get another shout from her saying, "why you faking?? buy me a drink!!" I say, 'Fakin would be if

Men Suck.
it's funny to me that all my blogs seem to be about men but I don't have a steady man in my life. I'm starting to think I don't want one. Have you ever just thought...that you sucked at being single? I suck at being single. I've never been a cheater so sleeping around is a foreign concept to me. Although, my number of partners has increased in the last 7 months since the husband and I separated. I hate the idea of NSA sex. Is it ever really that? I think guys are able to be that way and there probably are some girls that are...but...wow. I just don't think I'll ever have it in me to not want ANY strings. Sex is more than that to me...and since I'm not a whore it's not easy for me to just give it away to random people and not expect or want anything. There have been a couple people that I just wanted to have "relations" with, if you will...because I didn't want THEIR drama. But they wanted more. And the people that I DO wanna get mixed up with...only want to get laid.I wish there was a

Cleveland Agora Show List
JUST ANNOUNCEDThursday, October 11th @ 8:00PMBAD RELIGIONAgora Theatrew/ The Briggs, GallowsOn Sale 8.24.07 10:00AMSunday, November 25th at 7:30PMCIRCA SURVIVEAgora Ballroomw/ Ours, The Dear Hunter, Fear Before The March Of FlamesOn Sale 8.25.07Saturday, December 1st @ 7:30PMBIG D & THE KIDS TABLEAgora Ballroomw/ Whole Wheat Bread, Brain FailureOn Sale 8.24.07JUST ANNOUNCEDMonday, September 17th @ 8:30PMBLAQK AUDIOOn Sale Now!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Monday, October 1st @ 8:00PMREGINA SPEKTORw/ Only SonOn Sale Now!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tuesday, October 16thSHE WANTS REVENGE--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wednesday, October 17th @ 8:00PMHot Topic Presents:TIGER ARMYOn Sale Now!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sunday, October 21st @ 7:30PMINSANE CLOWN POSSEw/ NecroOn Sale Now!-------

Long Lost Pals
Every now and then, I start thinking about some long lost friends I have had in the past. I wonder why we lost touch and why we don't talk anymore. Truth be told, I usually make friends with people I have worked with and when I quit the job, I guess I just don't keep in touch like I should. Unlike some women who are very chatty, I don't like to talk on the phone. I would like to have some more friends to do things with. I like to go out sometimes but I have been trapped in the house mostly due to finances. Not to say that you can't do things without money because I do those things too. Like library, coffeehouses, parks, etc. I just like to find some friends that like to hang out, talk, watch movies, drink and even rock hard to music whether live at bar or club or at the house. So, my whole first point was about missing old friends which really if we don't talk anymore then they would just be aquaintances or ex-co-workers. There is a method to my madness though. I do miss one particu

Jack's Birthday
It was Jack’s 40th birthday party and the room was packed with people. You were happy to see such a turn out for him, he was a nice man. You had on a black dress, knee length, low cut front and a cut out in the back, garter hose underwear and bra were both black lace. You searched the room finding him in the center with a crowd around, all laughing. You slowly walked over and you notice his smile when he makes eye contact. The approval is evident as he takes in your appearance, and whispers in your ear as you hug that you look great this evening. The scent of his cologne and the feel of his body start a stir in you and as the embrace which lingered maybe a little too long breaks, you know you could have stayed longer. There are many offers to dance and much going on so it isn’t until later that you get to ask Jack to dance, but first you have to freshen up. When you return, it is with a mischievous grin. The song is a slow one and you two are holding each other close; you sli

Brain Quiz
You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

A Thought
Your eyes remind me of a sunset the color so deep that you have to look and stare affraid that if you look away you will miss the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. Your smile can make even the badest of days seem miles away. When I see you smile I foget all my troubles and get lost in the moment. Your hair is like a sunrise so bright and red and smells like a beautiful spring rose. This is for no one particular just something I wrote while bored.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
We had been talking on the phone for a couple of months. I don’t know what the hold up was but he finally got up the nerve to come meet me. My threats to stop talking to him on the phone until we meet probably helped him along. Anyway, he came and picked me up and we just went for a ride and got some smoothies. The conversation was cool and we vibed pretty good. He seemed nervous but that was to be expected during a first meeting. We came back to my house but I could not invite him in because my kids were home. We sat in the car and talked for awhile and I decided to go in. I was going into the house through the garage. When I was halfway into the garage, he called out my name and jumped out of the car. “Hold up”, he said as he came up to me in the garage. He boldly stepped into my space, took hold of my arm, just behind my elbow and whispered into my ear, “Let me come in.” As he began to nuzzle my neck, I felt my heart pounding in my chest. I laughed nervously and told him th

Perfect Way To Begin And End
SO I started my day yesterday by running out of gas on the way to work... then got gas and the car still wouldnt start... spent most of my day worrying about a) how am i gonna get home b) whats goin on with my car Jerry Dean and Dennis rescued me.... Then on the way home... we ran out of gas. True story!

Impossibilities
When you can slide a mountain to the side an inch without crumbling it to dust and stones When you can write a love song full of raging hatred without breaking the heart of the love of your life When you can stomp heavy-footed across the surface of the ocean without creating a single ripple When you can strike two blocks of ice together to create a fire without spilling a drop of water When you can plant a weed and produce an apple tree without spoiling the flavor of the fruit That is when you can change me into who you want me to be so that I can become someone you could love

Cellulitis
Yup...........this is the leg infection I spoke of. Here is the definition: Cellulitis (sel-u-LI-tis) is a potentially serious bacterial infection of your skin. Cellulitis appears as a swollen, red area of skin that feels hot and tender, and it may spread rapidly. Skin on the face or lower legs is most commonly affected by this infection, though cellulitis can occur on any part of your body. Cellulitis may be superficial — affecting only the surface of your skin — but cellulitis may also affect the tissues underlying your skin and can spread to your lymph nodes and bloodstream. Left untreated, the spreading bacterial infection may rapidly turn into a life-threatening condition. That's why it's important to recognize the signs and symptoms of cellulitis and to seek immediate medical attention if they occur. With that said, I am home on bed rest so to speak. Leg elevated and not to do anything. I told the Doc I hadn't sat through the LOTR trilogy in a long time. He said, "soun

Let Me Go And Plunge Me Into The Dead Spot Again...
Don't judge a book by it's cover. That said... Don't judge a blog by it's title. I dream a dream That one day... People will figure out that just because they have the ability to speak doesn't necessarily mean they should. On that note... That also applies to the new adage: "Just because you can open your front door doesn't mean you should be seen in public." No...someone does NOT have a case of the Mondays. More of the Sundays...only a day late. God bless the Captain. I don't know what I'd do without him sometimes. Another thing. A pox on this weather. August should be outlawed in the desert. All those in favour? I rest my case.

Ayo Technology
She she, she want it, I want to give it to her She know that, it's right here for her I want to, see you break it down I'm ballin', throw'n money around She work it girl, she work the pole She break it down, she take it low She fine as hell, she about the dough She doing her thing out on the floor Her money money, she makin' makin' Look at the way she shakin' shakin' Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it Now don't stop, get it, get it The way she shakin' make you want to hit it Think she double jointed from the way she splitted Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it She's so much more than you're used to She know's just how to move to seduce you She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop She always ready, when you want it she want it Like a nympho, the info, I show you where to meet her On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin' I

I Don't Need You, I Want You
I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me who to be I WANT YOU to love the person that I am I DON'T NEED YOU to hold me back from what I want I WANT YOU to encourage me to dream big I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me that I can't I WANT YOU to believe in my strength to succeed I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me the right way to do things I WANT YOU to share the wisdom you've gained through your experiences I DON'T NEED YOU to solve my problems for me I WANT YOU to listen with an open mind and offer your advice I DON'T NEED YOU to satisfy me sexually I WANT YOU to enjoy a mutual expression of our love I DON'T NEED YOU to sit back and let me have all the glory I WANT YOU TO stand with me as we conquer our goals together I DON'T NEED YOU to worship me I WANT YOU to share the gift of your love with me I DON'T NEED YOU, I WANT YOU

Dont Hate
Look people. This site is a little outta hand. Jealousy abounds from every corner of my screen here and it makes me laugh. I am a very single woman and personally dont think any of you men could handle me and my ways, both emotionally and sexually. So all this talk from people who live over 1000 fuckin miles away saying they gonna steal my heart and shit...look I don't have a heart! How bout that. How u gonna steal something that ain't there. You can talk all the shit you want to the other females but I'm not as dumb and dick whipped as they are. All men want is to fuck anyways so please just keep the shit real and stop runnin the game.

Deadbeats!!!!!
ok so theres nothing worse than sneaky people.... theres a certain ex of mine who wants others to take pics of our kids then upload them on the internet so he can see.... but heres the thing....in my opinion no one has the right to take pics of other peoples children then put them on the internet...to me this is unacceptable... not once has he asked me for pictures and how is it that when i offer him to visit them he always refuses....seems to me if you really wanted to see them you would come to see them....why refuse???? i'll tell you why...bc if he came here that would mean he would have to come up with child support!!! zero tolerance for deadbeat dads!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

Gettin Into The Groove
Hey all . just letting ya'll know .. if you dont see me on here .. doesnt mean im avoiding anyone or anything like that im just tryin to get back into the groove of working .. and getting things done around the house . .ill talk with ya'll soon :) have a great week if i dont get a chance to come on and see you all :) Be well . Be Safe .. take care Xox Wen

Inside Of Me
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me - Wri

Michael Vick
Should (as I believe) Michael Vick, one of the most financially successful and talented players ever to step onto the playing fields of the NFL be banned from the league for life for his admitted role in the sick and twisted practise of dogfighting or not?

Laugh For August 20
Possible meaning for F.E.M.A. F**k! Evacuate! Move on. Apply blame F**k Every Minority in America F**k Every Man and Animal F**k Everything, Massive Anarchy Few Emergencies Merit Attention Flood Evacuation? Maybe After For Evacuees Missing in Action Fearing Every Mass Attack Federal Experts My Ass Federal Emergency Mismanagement Agency Fumbling Every Major Attack Failure to Evacuate and Manage Appropriately Federal Emergencies Managed Atrociously Funneling Everyone's Money Away Federal Excuse-Making Agency Falsely Exaggerated Management of Accidents Finally Emergency Men Arrive Finally Evaluating Messy Aftermath Failure to Effectively Manage Anything Flood Event Maims Administration Feeble Excuses Mounting All over Foreseeable Election Matter Already Forget Ever Managing Again Failure Eventually Means Asskissing Farewell Emergency Mike, Adios Former Equestrian Managers Association.

Top 6 Smartass Answers
SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, th ey're dead." SMARTASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop fin

Autumn, October And Halloween
Mornings are now crisp, Our breath on the breeze, Like a pale canvas, Leaves turning into bright paints. Halloween will soon be here, Ghosts and goblins will roam the streets, Chilrdren gay in their costumes, going door to door for treats, With carefuly carved Jack-o'-lanterns on door steps. Days getting shorter, Nights lingering longer, Natures creatures colecting for winter, Men are gathering wood, Women preparing preserves. As for me, I love everything about this season, I love the pure smell in the air, The cool whisper of the wind, delicately kissing my cheeks, The glistening dew in the early morn, The crakling of the leaves as I walk upon them, the sweet nectar of a freshly pikked apple, and the breath taking painting, Nature created on the horizon. Autumn, how can a person not like this lively season, with it's vivid colors and ongoing comotion.

Hi
Thank you to everybody who helped over the weekend and again so far today . I've reached my quota for pic comments again today . I'm maxed . I'll rate stash or pics if anyone wants to leave some comments . Have a good Monday and great week ahead . I don't know how to thank all of you so far . Much thanks . Tom

You Know You're A Military Wife If:
This goes out to all you miltary Wives! These are sooooo true! God Bless You All! . . . your kids point to any airplane or military vehicle and say "Daddy"! . . . you remember where your kids were born by duty stations. . . . you refer to friends by where they live (ex: Cindy from TX, Ann in CA, etc.) . . . you have a whole wash load of black t-shirts and socks and another just of camouflage. . . . you can sleep through the sound of fighter planes and bombers on their morning practice. . . . you can tell what is wrong with flight suits or BDU's before the service member does. . . . you know more about re-enlistments and assignments than the personnel office does. . . . you reach for your ID card upon entering a civilian store. . . . you pay $35 to have a baby. . . . your kids point at anyone regardless of race or gender in BDUs and say 'DADDY!' . . . your kids walk around naked with huge combat boots on. . . . your son looks at an MP and says

Done With My Contest
yep ive done it...ive given up...no chance in hell in even catching 4th place now but i want to thank those who were there to help it really means alot that i do have a few truefriends on here!!!

Stupid Things Not To Say To Someone Whose Husband Is Deployed
1. "Aren't you afraid that he'll be killed?" (This one ranks in at number one on my "duh" list. Of course we're afraid. We're terrified. The thought always lingers at the backs of our minds ---but thanks, you just brought it back to the front. Maybe next you can go ask someone with cancer if they're scared of dying.) 2. "I don't know how you manage. I don't think I could do it." (Though this is really annoying, I feel bad about mentioning it because I know that it is intended to be a compliment. Still, it's not like all of us military wives have been dreaming since childhood of the day we'd get to be anxious single moms who carry cell phones with us to the bathroom. We're not made of some mysterious matter that makes us more capable, we just got asked/told to take on a challenging job and we rose to the challenge.) 3. "At least he's not in Iraq." (This is the number one most annoying comment for my friends whose husbands are in Afghanistan. As one friend put it, "What do t

Lost
I don't know where I belong anymore. I feel so lost and a lone. I know where I want to be but not if that's where I should be. I'm not really happy anywhere else. It's sad when you're at your happiest in a hotel room in another state. I'm feeling very self destructive and am starting to worry even myself. I'm not sure I'm ok anymore and I'm not sure what will make me ok again. I really feel like just giving up! Somebody save me from myself!!! I just want to belong somewhere and be happy. Is that too much to ask? I wish I could just sleep forever and never have to hurt again!!!

For Brad....(kisses)
It had been my turn to play host, about 8 or so of my friends came over to drunk and hang out. The night had been full of teases and taunts but there were no “happy endings” in sight. Several hours had passed and as the booze came to an end so did the party. Everyone except Brad, Chris and Amanda had left. They were too drunk to go anywhere so I grabbed them some extra pillows and blankets and let them crash at my place. I went to my room jump on-line for a bit before bed. I was (horny as fuck) and was hoping that I could find a naughty chat buddy while I played with my dilly. I was just starting to play with my clit (I love the pics that you boys and girls post) when Brad (the main ‘victim’ of my tease and taunts) came through the door… He grabbed my arm and yanked me to my feet, then started pulling his belt out of the pant loops. My eyes widened in shock and dismay. "Raise your skirt you fucking tease!." he ordered, "Fuck You!! Get out of here freak!!” I yelled He re

She Is Gone, But Not Forgotten
She is gone, but not forgotten Her memory lives on Trisha, you were a blessing Who fulfilled our lives for so long. Now our eyes are filled with sorrow For without you is how we face tomorrow Laughter is how I remember you best Full of faith, sunshine, and happiness. Baseball, friends, family, and cheer Just a few of the things that you held dear. Holidays and birthdays will never be the same Without you there to argue about who's gonna win the game. What will the Patriots do without their biggest fan? They'll probably still hear you yelling as we all know you can. God is smiling down as you watch us from above. Now he has our pitcher with that perfect golden glove. Save a game for me because I'll be seeing you one day, Reunited in Heaven, for eternity we will stay. Our good times are now a memory As you are laid to rest Know that you are in our hearts We love you and God Bless (In Loving Memory...Trisha Lynn heart)

.brain.stash.
You're especially thoughtful today, and ought to find that people are more willing to give you the space you need to figure out what's really going on in your family. Your intuition should be right on. i dont even know what thats supposed to mean. i watched For Keeps today. prolly not the smartest thing i could've done. kinda messed my thought process up a lil bit. gee...colour me surprised there eh? ha. maybe its more of... its the final countdown. 3 days. i cant even process that. ima bundle of ever spreading nerves. i like knowing...how things are gonna go how things are gonna be i like to know the answer before the question. when something is residing in the world of 'gray' instead of my safety 'black & white' such things just arent possible. if there was a way for me to just accept that.. i think i'd prolly do it. but thats...just not me. and i'd rather be me... i think... no im pretty sure. sure theres things about myself i dont like but as a w

Me And My Toys
I grew up in a small town and was still technically a virgin until my senior yr of high school, but only because I was afraid that if I fucked anyone, the whole town would find out within hours. I satisfied my erotic desires by masturbation and daydreaming. I used a variety of tools to help me, including two big rubber dildos I had gotten from a mail order company. The first time I tried to put one inside my tight little pussy hole, I almost fainted from the pain/pleasure. I had long since busted my cherry with my fingers and hair brushes and the like, but the dildo was thicker and longer than anything I had ever used before. The day the first one arrived, I took the package and rushed up to my room. Once inside I locked the door and ripped open the brown package to stare in awe at the huge rubber cock I held in my hands. I tore off my clothes to stand naked with the dildo. My pussy was already starting to spurt juices as I slid the rubber all across my body, paying particular att

The Military Wife
The Good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What is wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess for 4 or 40 with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant or has the flu, and she must be willing to move to a new location 10 times in 17 years. And, oh yes, she must have six pairs of hands!" The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands? No way!" The Lord continued. "Don't worry, we will make other Military Wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separation, beat soundly when it is o

Well Guys The Wild Ride Is Almost Over
I WANT TO THANK BOONE FOR THE WONDERFUL WILD RIDE HE GAVE ME.. ALMOST A MONTH AGO HE BOUGHT ME A MONTH BLAST AND VIC.. AND IT IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END IN A WEEK. BUT IT WAS FUN AND EXCITING THE WHOLE TIME..WILL TAKE AWHILE GETTING USED TO THE 11'S AND THE SPECIAL GIFTS I COULD GIVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS BOONE. THANK U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. U ARE THE MOST KIND AND CARING PERSON THAT IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS.. I AM PROUD TO CALL U MY FRIEND..THANK FOR THE WILD RIDE.. I WILL NEVER FORGET IT SWEETIE... WELL GUYS U BETTER GET MY 11'S NOW. BECAUSE SOON I WONT HAVE ANY, ANYMORE THANK YOU BOONE HUGS AND KISSES SWEETIE... HOPE I DIDNT MAKE U BLUSH TO MUCH....

Everything Has A Crack In It
i remember dating this one girl who was so fucking wild and rude and disrespectful that it was like a constant battle between her and my friends, mainly because of the fact that my friends never understood just why the fuck i was seeing her and her because she never under stood just why i was with her either? but this is why and its a little zen thought for any one who wants to hear it and is reading this right now. if you keep searching for that one perfect someone you will find nothing but dissapointment, remember that all thigs are unique and that everything has a crack in it....that is how the light gets in, its really the imperfections that make it perfect trust me and you will see its worth it

The Seventh Gate
It was the night of December 21, 1992, a night that will forever be etched into memory. I would remember this night only because of the horrifying event that would soon take place. The event that would only be referred to by the spirit Agaton as "The Seventh Gate". On the night of December 20, 1992 two friends and I decided to make contact with a spirit named Agaton. We had become intrigued with Agaton, not because he was just a spirit, but because he identified himself as one of the original angels that had fallen from heaven during Lucifer's revolt. He described himself as having wings like a bat with a wingspan of about 100 yards. He told us about the great spiritual battle that is being fought in the heavens, and the thousands upon thousands of demons that die each day as a result of this battle. He even made mention to the quality of air that existed in hell. He said that there is no oxygen in hell, only the fragrance of burning flesh that he so craves and desires. Agaton would

Fed Up!
This will be one a few times where I am going to go off! My 5 Dimensional compassion goes a loooooooong way but sometimes I feel the need to assert my brutal honesty. So I changed my default pic after so many months of having the same one. I changed it to one of me flexing with my shirt off. So I get all these comments from women, which is cool, but within two hours some ass marks it NSFW! FUCK YOU to the asshole who labeled it NSFW. It's okay for women to show everything on this site and no one complains but a man shows his chest and it's NSFW? FUCK YOU. I have seen women showing pics of thier pussy on here and noone has marked it. It was probably one of you ass kissing, sissy, little girly men who suck up to women and suckle on their power teets like they were your fuckin binkie! OR maybe it was someone who is fat and resents people who actually takes care of and respects their body. Or maybe it was some sexually repressed, self-hating, judgmental person who is ashamed o

Different Strokes?
SO LOOKING BACK OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, IVE COME TO REALIZE I HAVE PIMPED OUT THE QUITE A FEW OF THE SAME PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO TODAY IS SOMETHING NEW....GO SHOW THESE PEOPLE SOME LOVE! Wêll Ì† Äïñ† Gðññå Lï¢k Ì†§êl£@ fubar *~Anastasia~* Fubar Wifey/RL GF to d3rn7 aka Patrick~*@ fubar THANK YOU THANK YOU DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}@ fubar Fine Print: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Remember
Remember and think about the closeness of Wanka-Tanka. If they live in this wisdom, it will give them endless strength and hope." he value of staying close to the Creator is the immediate help we have available to us when ever we need it. I can listen to the whisper of my heart for this is the place He communicates with me. Staying close helps me remember that we are here to serve Him and to help other people. The Grandfathers are my direct access to wisdom. He who has wisdom has everything. If we have wisdom, then we will see our lives become more effective in the areas of jobs, relationships, family, friends and finances. My Creator, today grant me the wisdom to seek Your wisdom. Help me to Walk of the Red Road. In our prayers we hold a connection that cannot be broken. Creator knows us all and therefore sees what we are in need of and supplies us with our needs but not our wants. It is not good to ask for things that are not necessary to survive,it is like winning th

Do This Please
WHAT WOULD YOU DO if: i kissed you: asked you out: said i wanted to have sex with you: told you i loved you: said i want to have your babies: told you i was leaving the country for a year: asked you to marry me: said you were my best mate: said i hated you: gave you a hug: asked you to come round for dinner: DO YOU: like me: love me: care about me: want to kiss me: want to have sex with me: want to be my bf/gf: like my style: like my body: have a crush on me: hate my guts: wish i was dead: hope im going through dreadful pain: have dreams about me: think im a loser: think im the best thing in the world: WHAT IS: my best physical feature: my worst physical feature: the one word that best describes me: FINALLY DESCRIBE: my personality: my sense of humour: my body: the way you feel about me: how i make you feel (happy,sad, etc).

Pushing Forward
pushing forward through the dark pushing towards the light ground littered with unspeakable things. still pushing forward obstacles that i'm grateful i can see the stench of failure lunging at me liek a starving dog and still i push forward body heavy with the weight of my sins.. still i push forward. i see you there with open arms.. so i must push forward.. to embrace your light. i push forward

Easy Chicken And Steak Fries
1 to 1 1/2 chicken cutlets for each person being served 1 lg. bag frozen steak fries Salt and pepper Sprinkle garlic powder 1/2 lb. butter Take large roasting pan and spread out frozen steak fry potatoes to cover bottom of pan. Take chicken cutlets and spread over potatoes. Pour 1/2 pound melted butter over top of chicken, coating slightly. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and garlic powder. Bake at 400 degrees until tender, about 20 to 25 minutes.

Deep Fried Chicken Squares
2 lbs. boned chicken 1 med. onion 3 tbsp. dry sherry 2 tbsp. soy sauce 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. sugar Oil for frying Flour Cut chicken with cleaver in 2 inch squares. Sauce: Chop onion and blend with sherry, soy sauce, salt, and pepper. Pour mix over chicken pieces; toss gently. Let stand for 1 hour. Heat oil to 350 to 375 degrees. Drain chicken and dip each piece in flour. Deep fry until golden brown (3 minutes). Drain on paper towel. Serve.

Help
people try 2 help people but some of them just don't want help or just spit it back in my face I"M only trying 2 be kind alright if you don't want my help then don't ask alright it's a smiple thing and i get flip off for it what the ***************************

An Aussie Girl Needs Some Comment Love!
Hey everyone, I hope your Monday is going well. An Aussie guy needs mad commenting love if you all dont mind. He's still trying to finish this contest and need some comments.... Just click on her arm picture to get to the commenting area. Listen to the Ghost Rider!!! hehe. This contest pimpout brought to you by: ~/~ Sassy ~/~ Founder of The Lancasters Bartender Fusion Radio@ fubar

Country Fried Chicken
Pieces of frying chicken, moistened 1/2 c. flour 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper Cooking oil or shortening Shake the pieces in a bag with flour seasoned with the salt and pepper. Fry in deep skillet with hot oil or shortening, about 1 inch deep. The skillet should be medium hot. Turn the chicken over when it is golden brown. Reduce the heat and cook until well done and brown on both sides, about 45 minutes.

Just Thinking
You ever look at someones girl friend that they chose to to be with over you and think what the hell. Why would they choose that person over me. I know it seems dumb but I sometimes think maybe you can do better than me but why do worse. Or at least if you are going to choose someone over me at least let them be prettier than me. Don't get me wrong I am not shallow but things like this do cross my mind. Especially with many some of my ex's Im like good lord. Or maybe I am uglier than I think and they know it to. Who know just some thoughts for thinking is all. :)

Baghad!!
Well I made it to Baghad two days ago and hate it already. I'm already having bad dreams and flash backs from what I've already seen and done since I've been over here. I have alittle over 100 and something days until I get to go home for a few weeks and I can't wait!!! I have a wonderful girl at home waiting for me. :-) She is the only thing keeping me going over here. Well I just wanted to update every one. I hope every one is doing ok back there in the states. Matt

Loves Holiday
Without a doubt one of my favorite all time love songs... and yes I am old enough to remember when it came out... lol ♥ ♥ ♥ Would you mind if I touch, If I kiss, if I held you tight In the morning light Would you mind if I said how I felt tenderly tonight Again cause I never ever felt this way in my heart before Love has a holiday in my heart tonight Would you mind if I looked Into your eyes till Im hypnotized And I lose my pride Would you mind if I make love to you till I'm satisfied Again cause I never ever felt this way in my heart before Love has a holiday in my heart tonight

Assumptions And Asses
Ok, I have one question..Why do a lot of guys automatically assume that a girl wants to talk about sex just because she is on one of these sites?? I don't get it. Sure there are girls that like to talk about sex, but there are also girls that don't. So instead of starting off a conversation with 'Hey baby, can I cum over?' or some other equally asinine bit of unintelligent sputter, why not try something that is more likely to get the girls attention in a positive way. Like "How are you doing today?" or "I liked your profile, would you like to chat?" Wow, that so baffles so many guys..A simple question that shows interest while at the same time opens the door for a full conversation. What a concept..Every guy that doesn't already understand that concept should give it a go. You'll be surprised by how much more receptive a girl is. And please, if there is anyone that has the answer to my question, (a legitimate answer and not some pointless drivel} feel free to message me about it. Inqui

Am I The One That Is Wrong?
is bad for me to want a life as uncomplicated as possible? i look around me at the nasty nature of unnecessary mess in people's lives and i ask myself "why do they put up with that?" but apparently i am the one with the real problem because i DO NOT enjoy the unnecessary complications. all this mess with family, friends, work, love, etc. is acceptable status quo, and because i avoid bullshit, i'm looked upon as weird. they ask me, "that's never happened to you?" or "you've never had to do that?" HELL NAW, because i don't accept that the world is meant to be complicated like that. don't give me the BS that this is just the way the world is. if it is, i don't want anything to do with the world because it is ridiculous, REALLY! now i know that sometimes life just gets crazy and you are at a loss and you just don't know what to do with the situations it hands you. but that when you need simplicity the most to stop, clear your head, and set your path. don't be caught up in

Thanks Yall
just wanted to tell everyone thats has been on the list fer a while that i am so sorry fer not really bein in touch the last cpl of weeks. most of yall know that i was in wisconsin fer a funeral and well there were complications to gettin home. but i am home safe and back to work since fri. soon as i can get caught up on things then i will be tryin to be on more. im really sry that i havent been on much and i will try to get back on regular again soon as a cpl of things iron out. fer those of yall who have recently been added i just want yall to know i dont just collect i do try to keep in touch with everyone on my friends list things have just gotten very hectic here with my businesses. please be patient and i will be in touch as soon as possible. thanks to those who showed their support durin this time and thanks to all fer the patience. HUGZ to everyone and i promise to be back on as soon as possible.

Weeks Six, Seven And Eight All In One!
Young At Heart: Week Six No Regrets Live your life with no regrets. Did you let the guy of your dreams get away? Did you lose your grandmother's heirloom ring? Did you say something wrong in your job interview? Nothing zaps vitality like living with "shoulda couldas." They stop you from concentrating on what you could be doing today and will be doing in the future. Mistakes are all part of the learning process and will help shape future choices. Most mistakes will be irrelevant a year from now anyway. They will be replaced with new mistakes and new succeses. Never forget that good things often come out of bad things. If you didn't mess up today, you might not be in the right place to experiance soemthing wonderful next week Young At Heart: Week Seven Sing Silly Songs Before becoming a self-conscious grown-up, you probably sang songs at the top of your lungs to anyone who would listen- and many who didn't want to! Now is the time to release the opera diva, rock star or co

Cky Discpgraphy
Well i just scored the hit of the month and managed to get around 75 tracks going as far back as 1994 of everything CKY has released. If anyone wants a copy let me know and ill hook u up with the torrent or i can send u the files over an amount of time. its about 1.5 GB.

When Someone Does You Wrong
"Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you." (Luke 10:19) Somebody's done you wrong! Sooner or later it happens to all of us. Somewhere along the way, we all get hurt or cheated or lied to or abused. It's as predictable as it is painful. Yet when it happens most of us find ourselves strangely unprepared. In our outrage, we often cry out to God against the one who wronged us. We ask for justice, or even vengeance, and end up making things tougher on everyone involved--including ourselves. If that's been true of you, it's time you found out how you can put the power of God to work for you the next time somebody does you wrong. Step one: Identify the enemy! Right here's where the majority of us make our biggest blunder. We mistakenly identify our enemy as the person who hurts us. Don't waste your energy ranting and raving or plotting and scheming against people who cause y

Fu Surveys
Ok...what the hell, I have taken 3 of those stupid surveys now and I get halfway through and it says "you are not qualified"! I'm not wasting another second of my time with those f'n things. Has anyone else made it to the end of a survey? Am I the only one getting screwed over? Probably :(

What Happened To You?
You were lying there without any expression on your face. What happened to you? i whispered your name, no response. What happened to you? I wanted to touch you, I couldn't. What happened to you? I wanted to lay next to you in your bed, I couldn't. What happened to you? I blew a kiss to you, no response. What happened to you? We were outside, I gave you a flower. What happened to you? I said goodbye, I love you. What happened to you? I drove away crying. Now I know, my love had died.

I Hold Myself
I hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I hold myself when i cry. I tell myself everythings goin to be okay. I tell everyone i am loved, I have love. I feel pain in every bit of myself. I ask myself why am i not loved. I ask myself why I have to hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I ask myslef why I have to cry. I ask myself why I have to tell myself everything is going to be okay. I ask myself why I have to feel pain. Everynite, nite after nite i never have the answers. Every day, day after day I put on a smile and forget about the nite I had to hold myself while I cried myself to sleep.

Just Testing
HEY INDEPENDENT FAMILY PLEASE WELCOME SWEET D BACK . SHE WILL BE THE HEAD RECRUITER NOW. TNK IS STILL A RECRUITER BUT HAS MOVED UP TO HEAD DESIGNER FOR OUR FAMILY. SWEET D Sweet D Please read my about me before adding me@ fubar

Lie Awake
I used to lie awake in the dark wondering, wishing that you would come home to me. Wishing i would feel your sweet embrace. Hoping I would hear your voice whisper, "I'm home baby, now go back to sleep". Every night the same thing over and over it played like a movie in my head. Finally I realized no not tonite, you won't be home tonite. Days lead into weeks. I get a phone call, "I'll be home tonite" you say you have to go I beg to stay. I just want to hear your voice, In the that very same second I hear "baby come to bed." You hung up with out another word. I cried myself to sleep that nite while watching the blood drip down my hand. My last thought....He won't be home tonite.

Omfg! Will She Ever Stop????.......................................................
I just want you to know about this lady, she is a sweetheart and deserve to have what she is going for:P:P:P please help her out to win her first HAPPY HOUR from Cup Of Joe's give away contest:):):) just please let me know and all the luv will be return from her & I:) luv y'all xoxoxoxo WildCat (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞' on '2007-08-20 01:01:33') (repost of original by '~Plz Rate & Fan~Cherrybomb™~Mystic Tearz of LDC~FU/CT Godmother~Club F.A.R.~B of B~' on '2007-08-20 01:07:33')

Me On The News
Check out my amazing story on the news. Worth it! http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=DFC5363741EF72087036345727874CB4?contentId=3968930&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

Is It Just Me ??
DAMN.... IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYONE ELSE GETTING NAILED WITH THE TYPE IN THE BOUNCER'S INITIALS TO MOVE ON? EVERY FREAKIN TIME I TURN AROUND IM TYPING IN THERE INTIALS AND ITS STARTING TO REALLY ANNOY ME!!! YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR RATES FOR THE DAY ON BLOGS, STASH, PICTURES AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY CAN THINK OF NEXT ILL HAVE REACHED MY LIMIT FOR PICKING MY SONS NOSE,LMAO. NOT THAT I AM BUT FFS PPL LAY OFF ITS ANNOYING!! THERE I DID MY RANT FOR THE LAST TIME. YES IM ALSO THE TOWN SAMRTASS. GET USE TO ME.LMAO.

Why?
Someone please tell me why there are so many on this site that are petty? Why are there so many on this site that feel that it is ok to act like you are doing them some grave injustice because you only want them as a friend? Why do some get so angry that they start to get nasty? Then you have the haters that act like you are doing something wrong because you look good. They sit there and down rate your pics and profile, then you ask them why and they say because they hate stuck up bitches.... Funny I have never talked to these people and have never seen them until they come to my page... I have not now nor have I ever presented myself as anything other than who I am. I have never been stuck up. I always try and be nice to everyone. Still I get these people. One of these had me so pissed off that I am seriously thinking of saying the hell with fubar all together and delete my profile. This is getting crazy.

Absolute Disgrace
Absolute Disgrace Every time I turn the TV on or read a magazine or listen to the radio I have the pleasure of hearing the latest gossip on every celebrity out there. I have to say that its sick to hear this stuff each and every day. They get more publicity for having driven drunk or showing there private parts to the paparazzi than our men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. I saw more news coverage over Paris Hilton going to jail, Anna Nicole Smith Overdosing,Lindsey Lohan getting high and Britney Spears being crazy again. Where are the stories on the men and women who died for our country that day, where are the stories of the men and women who stand behind there spouses and brave it all at home, how about the kids who some will never see there mom or dad again, when was the last time anyone wrote a story about a soldier or talked about it on the news for more than 2 mins. I for one am sick and tired of hearing about all these stupid celebrities who can't behave but no

My Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Licks Crazy Adventures Lol
so i took a road trip that i have needed for awhile and omgggggggggg lol ummmm yeah let me just say yep i went just a tad mental imagine that haha..i went to calgary, edmonton, jasper, banff, and grande prairie..yikes lol um went into a bar met the owner lmao that i thought was bullshitting lol needless to say i told him with the help of tequila lmao yeah buddy i heard that fkn line yesterday go get a new one as he kept on telling me he owned the bar..yep he said il prove it to u takes me to the office and of course me and my alcoholic mouth told him fk buddy all staff can take me to the office..yep so me and the barmaids were having fun that night i asked them who is that .. oh oh guess what he is the owner lmao he comes up to me u know no woman have ever talked to me like that..he said ur not from here r u..yikes lmao it was in a country bar and well we became buddies and he even got them to play my ACDC for me so haha i got some new friends on my travels.. wahoooooo was a hell of a

Reduce Stress
Some careful studies suggest that stress-reduction techniques may help lower blood pressure. Some or all of the following approaches can help: Physical exercise. Aerobic exercise can actually dissipate stress and help control depression. Vigorous exercise stimulates the body’s production of natural chemicals that elevate mood and diminish pain. Exercise also gives you an opportunity to seek solitude or companionship, depending on your needs. Behavioral changes. You can reduce your stress level by identifying the tasks, situations, and relationships that cause you undue stress and then modifying them as best you can. For example, if you have too much to do in too little time, set realistic goals and establish priorities. Let the least important items go for now. If, on the other hand, you feel stressed by a lack of focus or challenge in your life, look for new activities and interests to help you get out of a rut. Whatever the cause of your stress, find constructive ways to redu

U Are
You’re the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You are in all that I do, And everything I say. You’re the smile on my face, The twinkle in my eye. The warmth inside my heart, The fullness in my life. You’re the hand that’s laced in mine, And the coat upon my back. My friend, my love, My shoulder to lean on. You’re my silly, mature, caring, Thoughtful, bright, and honest guy. The one who holds me tightly, When I need to cry. You’re the dimple in my cheek, The ever-constant tingle in my soul. The voice that makes me weak, The happiness of my life. You are all I’ve wanted, You are all I need. You are all I’ve dreamed of, You are all of this to me.

Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs
Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs Send to a Friend Published: 08/15/07 WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15 (HealthDay News) -- Long-term exposure to high levels of air pollution causes reduced lung growth and function in children, according to a study of almost 3,200 Mexico City eight-year-olds. Previous studies have suggested that short-term exposure to air pollution is associated with reversible problems in lung function. The authors of this new study said the effects of long-term exposure to air pollution -- such as that experienced by people who live in cities with major air pollution -- have not been conclusively documented. "Our study revealed significant deficits in lung function growth in children with long-term exposure to air pollutants. In addition to the important impact of lung health, early lung deficits may increase the risk of developing chronic obstructive lung disease later in life, as well as cardiovascular morbidity and general mortality," wrote lead author Dr. Isabelle

Please Help Jesse
Jesse has been screwed out of a chance to win this contest not putting blame anywhere . I just think we should not let him lose second place . PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME SUPPORT HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THE PROBLEM . We will not beable to get a win but 2nd will be good .......... /fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=253739&i=4056663052 THANKS IF YOU FEEL I AM PLACING BLAME THEN DELETE ME OFF YOUR FRIENDS ........... THANKS

`seduce Me In Another Way~
The day is full of anticipation…..every Friday is. …..our night when we used to make fantasies come true. It’s been too long now. Will we be able to meet tonight? The days creep by until Friday arrives, the nights are endless, sleepless…..tormented by dreams of you. I long to feel you harden at my touch ……weave a spell of desire for you. Will tonight be the night? Will you cum to me tonight? I imagine your stubble tickling my thighs. Diving deeper for a taste of me. Will you seduce me in another way? The night I’ve waited for? Pure ecstasy to feel you probing my dark gate. Hot tongue lavishing my rosebud with honey juice. Your gentle caress assures me there is nothing to fear. Taboos forgotten as I submit to your tender touch. A new sensation very pleasurable. Desire turns to hunger. Cum to me tonight. As you do in my dreams. Feed my hunger. Seduce me in another way.

Rockin Mondays In World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 10:00PM For requests, hit me up on yahoo at gjpsy_dreamer Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-20 09:35:38') (repost of original by 'ChaosCowboy ~WRR Army~' on '2007-08-20 09:44:54') (

I Love Bi Bbws...
I wish I could find a bi female for me. I would let her date all the women shee wanted to as long as I was her only man and she brought them home when she wanted to have sex with them and not have it with them any place else. speedergir...: ok well im not talking about this anymore its stupid and you are equally stupid... good luck ->speedergir...: if she is bi then she can love a man and a women equaly speedergir...: yes he does if she falls for another woman ->speedergir...: as long as it is not another man that she fals in love with then the man as nothing to fear speedergir...: because i believe there is always the chance that the woman could fall for someone else ->speedergir...: why would he? speedergir...: IF A MAN IS WILLING TO GET HIS HEART BROKEN FINE... IF A MAN DOESNT WANT A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP FINE ->speedergir...: meaning speedergir...: what is wrong with a man dateing a bi woman... EVERYTHING ->speedergir...: why? speedergir...: i just dont

Little Question For You All
Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! [ ] i like you [ ] i used to like you [ ] just friends [ ] gorgeous [ ] cute as heck [ ] hot [ ] fine [ ] sexy [ ] amazingly sexy [ ] i want to fuck your brains out [ ] i want 2 make u my gf/bf [ ] i love u baby [ ] call me.....( )___-____

Grandparents And Grandchildren!
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ##### My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ##### After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more ambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ##### A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like:

Caption It | Vol.1 | 003
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

Mad Props To You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this rate you guys will have me up 3 levels in less than 2 weeks!!!! Godfather here I come!! Thanks again ladies and gents!! You all have the Gimptastic Seal of Approval!!

Beating The Heat
Hello, It's been a real hot few weeks here, I have not been on the computer trying to stay home out of the heat I am still using my sis in laws pc. Hope to have a pc soon. Take care I am still alive just not online lol...Later love ya

Attention
if you are going to flirt, at least be honest and dont let your psycho g/f's find out and tell the one you are flirting with just be honest, it isnt worth it in the end the guys looking for honest women are the biggest liars of them all, remember that and dont blame the one they are talking to for their lies, the person they lied to is a victim also i want to point out, im not upset about him, i could care less, just another liar, i didnt like how i was lied to, for some reason lies make me upset, doesnt matter what it is about i just want to stay out of drama

Sales Is Murder
I never really understood the sayings “making a killing” or “getting away with murder” until I took a job with a sales company in Merriville, Indiana. I was eighteen years old and had never had a sales job before, so I did not know what to expect. Six days later my life changed abruptly, and I vowed never to work a sales job again. It was a business to business sales position, selling useless novelty junk for practically nothing. During my six days of employment with the company, I sold things like a large cardboard book with ten smaller children’s books inside for five dollars, magazine subscriptions, three pairs of scissors that will cut a penny for five dollars, orthopedic can openers, toy car sets and many other mostly useless things. More than we were selling these crap items, we were selling ourselves. We were required be well groomed, fairly articulate and wear business suits. My seamstress girlfriend volunteered to tailor a suit for me. After a trim and a shower, I was in bu

Freedm Fighters
The United States is over run with lower class youth that currently have no hope in achieving a better life for themselves. Many don’t even finish high school, and the lucky few who do, never go to college. They are doomed to failure from the very beginning with alcohol and drugs so readily available. A parent’s only option is to send them out into the world and pray that they survive the cruel world that they brought them into. I propose that a mandatory military service requirement for our future leaders would benefit the United States by helping us to rid ourselves of this nationally debilitating freedom to make our own choices at such a young age; also , allowing our great nation to gain a larger military presence in foreign countries that hate said freedoms. "The Constitution of the United States," Amendment 13, Section 1, states that “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within

Man Found Dead In Bear Cage During A Beer Fest
Body Is Found in Bear Cage at Serb Zoo By Associated Press 2 hours ago BELGRADE, Serbia - The lifeless body of a man was found in a bear cage Sunday in the Belgrade Zoo, an official said. Zoo employees found the body during a routine check of the cage, which has no roof, Belgrade emergency service doctor Nada Macura said, without giving details. The Beta news agency, citing doctors, said the man was 22 years old and had injured his head, abdomen and legs, but that it was not immediately clear if the injuries were sustained from the fall or were inflicted by the animals. The Belgrade Zoo is located within the ancient Kalemegdan fortress in the city center. A restaurant is located just above the zoo, and thousands have visited the fortress this week for a beer festival. Local media speculated he might have fallen off a wall into the bear enclosure during the night. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast,

Brokon Up :-(
Writing and Poetry when i have no one to turn to and i am feeling kinda of low when there is no one to talk to and nowthere i want to go, i seach deep inside my heart my angels are there even though we are miles apart a smile than appears upon my face and the sun begins to shine, i hear a voice, so soft and sweet saything everything will be just fine' it may seem that i am alone but i am never by myself at all. whenever i need my angels near, all i have to do is call. an angel's love is always true on that you can depend, they will always stand behind you and will always be your friend, through darkest hours and brightest days our angels see us through, they smile when are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. thanks for being my angel, my friend i will be true for you until the end. the end.

Connect With The Life Force
"The spirit down here in man and the spirit up there in the sun, in reality are only one spirit, and there is no other one." -- The Upanishads We regard our lives as made up of an infinite number of separate bits and pieces. That is how our senses perceive our universe. But science has now affirmed what the sages always knew. The life force is the foundation of all, unseen and untouched though it may be. It flows through everyone and everything. It is impossible to exist separate and apart from the source of all creation. "Everything you see has its roots in the unseen world. The forms may change, yet the essence remains the same. Every wonderful sight will vanish; every sweet word will fade, But do not be disheartened, The source they come from is eternal, growing, Branching out, giving new life and new joy. Why do you weep? The source is within you And this whole world is springing up from it." -- Jelaluddin Rumi

For The Record!!!!
Just so all of you know.....I am not here to look at NSFW pictures.....However if I wanted to...I would.and I would personally comment to you about them..I really dont need anyone to let me know theirs are available for viewing...I have eyes ya know..and whoaaa!!!! I can fucking READ!! On to others.....I am personally not here for the rateing or points....I do not go around rateing and commenting just for the hell of it!! so PLEASE!!!! DO NOT ask me to do this just for your gratitude or to boost your ego..Im not gonna do it!!! If I feel the need to rate or comment...Its definately because I WANT to and for this reason ONLY!!! To my friends who really know me...I love ya!!! Thankyou

Naughty Time
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little cor

Wtf..ding Dong Ditch
Ok so i was sleeping.. and then i get woken up by the doorbell( and my doorbell is really fucking loud).So I wait by my window to see who it it.Because whenever they come out from the doorway i can see them.So i wait for a good while and what do u know i see these two kids running to ring my doorbell. so i go outside and just stand in my grass facing there house.and then i decide i was going to wait by my door so that if they did come i would talk to them. Wow to my amazement they did and so i flung the door open and like looked this little girl right in the eye and was like "DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?" and she was like scared.and shes like "No" soo..after that they walked off.so i didnt have any PITY on them whatsoever because they knew what they were doing..So i called my mom..and i was like really mad or sad or whatever. because i was saying things but couldnt say it i guess because my heart was like pounding really hard and fast.well i told my mom and shes taking care of it.isnt that gre

Thoughts In Your Mind
What do you think about while having sex? Do you ever wonder what others think about while they are in the middle of the act? Is their mine on their partner or elsewhere? Feel free to leave me your thought and comments here or if they are to NSFW, then feel free to email them to me. Much loves! Peggy

Show Some Lovefor Dialup
Hey all, I wish everybody here on dsl would show some love to those of us on dialup & not put so much stuff on their pages. Some of the pages here take forever to load on dialup. There are many people still on dialup & that's why I haven't done anything with my page.

Another Trip To Michigan! Wooo Hooo!
WOW, I am a lucky woman here! I am going to be in Michigan with Michael from the 29th of August till Sept. 3rd! We are going to "rough it" and camp... I cannot wait. Talk about getting to know someone with no cable TV, no internet, no luxuries at all... just me, him and the stars for 5 days! I will take pictures, and share them with y'all! I am so happy! I miss him so much already and it's only been 2 weeks since I saw him! Wish me luck and keep an eye out for an update! God, I hope he doesn't knock me up!! HA HA... HE'D LIKE TO!!!!!!!

So Cold
My heart is dead… or at least the part that once loved you You sit there, crying, begging, hoping, pleading, praying And I laugh, as I remember a song lyric, and it sings itself through my memory "I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold…" And you watch me, as I giggle, and sing the song aloud What happened to the girl that once was Innocent, open-hearted, ever-trusting. She's gone now… maybe for ever It seems like an eternity already. "I've got an icebox where my heart used to be…." This woman sitting here now, head back, staring at the ceiling Waiting for you to wipe the snot from your mustache She is bitter, and stronger, and wiser, and harder Just remember who put the fire out. Who froze my soul So cold So cold So god damned cold Can someone please get me a fucking jacket........

So People R Mean
Take a minute and read this..please.. do it for maximusOn July 12, 2007 a pitbull names maximus was found. He was tied to a tree and badly burnt over 60 percent of his body. Someone had poured gasoline all over him, set him on fire and then walked away while he was still burning Shortly after being found, undergoing multiple surgerys and recieving veterinary care Maximus' short life (he was only 2 years old) ended. One of the vetrinarians who tried to save Maximus described him as " ...a good dog up until the very end ... giving licks and kisses." Maximus didn't deserve to dieHe had done nothing wrong Derick Phanord was arrested and charged with aggravated animal cruelty. RIP Maximus

Great Great Great
Well I got a phone call today telling me I don't get a break between classes like I am supposed to. Usually I get a week in between but not this time. Grrr aggravation. So I am retaking Fundamentals of Marketing and now taking Computer classes also. Fun Fun Fun.. In other words everyone I am going to be around less and less. Which means less ability to help in comment bombing, and so on. Not that too many will miss me but I just wanted to let the few that give a shit know that unless they know the other ways to reach me *wink* then I will be indisposed a lot. Just because I am logged in won't mean that I am sitting here. I will be using a different browser for school. Anyway I will miss some of you asses and the rest hey ya never talk so nothing to miss.

People And There Lies
Well I finally found out the truth about someone that I thought was family was a liar and for what it's worth, Rahter it was something that was said, or done, doesn't give someone the right to lie about something like what was lied about. If I believe it wasn't true I wouldn't have called every Hospital in the area that I knew that would do such surgery like what I was told. I was told by each place that I've called that there was no such person that by that name, and that is how I know that what was being told to me wasn't true and the sad part about the whole thing is that there was things that were sad for no reason at all, and other than that there were people whom were told the same thing and went as far as trying to send flowers and cards to a perosn that wasn't even there and lost money cause they were sent and the person whom was telling the lie didn't even know the hospital where she was at, now in my day when I go through a major surgery like that I want to know where I'm at

Rules Of Love
1. You must love yourself first. Your relationship with yourself is the central template from which all others are formed. Loving yourself is a prerequisite to creating a successful and authentic union. How you perceive and treat yourself is how others will perceive and treat you. 2. Partnering is a choice. The choice to be in a relationship is up to you. You have the ability to attract your beloved and cause the relationship you desire to happen. 3. Creating love is a process. Moving from "I" to "we" requires a shift in perspective and energy. Being an authentic couple is an evolution, from connection to commitment. 4. Relationships provide opportunities to grow. Your relationship will serve as an unofficial "lifeshop" in which you will learn about yourself and how you can grow on your personal path. 5. Communication is essential. The open exchange of thoughts and feelings is the lifeblood of your relationship. 6. Negotiation will be required. There w

Silly Boys....women Are For Men!
I used to have a "thing" for younger men. I thought they were sweet and fun but as time goes by, I am realizing just how "Frontal Lobotomy" they are. Silly games and stupid gestures just really aren't for me. I'm not diggin' them. I went out with a younger man not severely long ago.....and he informed me, as he drops me off...(with a laugh I might add)..."I implement the 3 day rule". (For those of you wondering, I didn't fuck him). I just looked at him with a motherly smile and said "Whatevers clever". And I went into my house. I asked my sister "What the fuck is the 3 day rule?" She looked at me quizzical like and said "I believe that means that he is going to try to make you twitch, waiting for his call" I answered back "He don't know momma very well does he?" And we shared a laugh and a *sort* As sure as taxes....after 3 days, he calls. Here is our conversation in a nutshell: Me: This is Cynthia (This is my answer no matter who you are...except for my son) Infant: Hi

Cleaning House
so ya im bout to clean out my friends on here.. so if ya want to continue being friends then ya better get to signing my guest book and leave me some pic love... pic comments make me smile:).. ok love yas ttyl or maybe not :P

This Bud Is For U Numb Nuts
If anyone thinks that misfit and I are the same person um check the salutes hellooooo the ones that have been approved..but maybe if u rubbed ur two brain cells together u might get a clue and come up with this all on ur own..misfit is a beautiful woman with lighter colored hair and nice to all..I am First Nation or Native American with dark hair and dont play well with others..and i really dont have a problem telling people off in anyway i see fit..so um dummy up numbnuts or grow up ...maybe u have some kind of disorder that doesnt allow u to get the whole picture..but to all my friends please show misfit and funky munky some love they are the nicest and most funniest people u could ever meet on here and welcome anyone that wishes to talk to them in a good way..thank you as for me u take ur chances haha misfit@ fubar ~FunkyMunky~aka Fuzzybutts@ fubar

The Other Me.
There's a second me inside of me this second, of course, only you and i see. she's in a black box, curled up and crying. she knows, this second me, that part of her is dying. lying in the dark, afraid and alone, she wonders why even in bed she wishes she were home. she wonders why she's alive, with all her days filled with sadness, wondering how to survive, in this emotional madness. she wipes tears from her eyes, realizing with dread, her hands are coated in blood, this second me is dead.

I Can, Can You
If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there

Dear Marina..
Dear Marina, My love, I can not stand this. It is almost (but not quite) too hard to be away from you. I am usually okay, but at times like this (especially today) it just seems too much to bear. I can not function today from thinking of you. I just have to tell you, Marina, to share with you that sacred part of my inner, secret life, the thoughts I think that everyone has but does not always say. I know that sometimes pride gets in the way of expressing emotions. I believe that is the cause of my reticence in telling you how I feel sometimes, that and the fact that passion in an extreme state can be scary, you almost just want to shut it away for fear that it will eventually destroy you. (sound familiar?) I think of my feelings, my love for you not with craving or with hope or even desire, but just with a kind of wonder that such things could be. You have opened my eyes to how love should feel. I can promise you this, I will never again settle for less. But, at this time in b

Pregnancy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end.

Just A Story.
Warm Mississippi afternoons are what six-year-olds live for. I sat on the front porch swing, staring off into space, and an ant crawled across my bare toe. “Momma says you have to pick up your stuff,” my sister spoke up and I bit back a growl. I just ignored her, and set the swing to movement, the dirty bottoms of my feet slipping against the wooden boards of the porch with a soft swish like an old straw broom. “What’re you looking at?” I shot her a dirty look. She didn’t take hints very well. “That radio tower.” I nodded my head in the direction of it, across the way, in the middle of a corn field. “That’s stupid,” she scoffed, tossing her thick blonde hair behind her and eyeing me with distaste. “Why are you looking at a dumb ole radio tower?” I took a deep breath and swirled my tongue around the inside of my mouth, tasting the slight taste of peppermint from the stick of gum my daddy had

Queen Of Mean Dead
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-08-20-helmsley_N.htm?csp=34 Hotelier Leona Helmsley dies at 87 Share this story: Digg del.icio.us Newsvine Reddit FacebookWhat's this?NEW YORK (AP) — Leona Helmsley, the hotelier who went to prison as a tax cheat and was reviled as the "queen of mean," died Monday at age 87. Helmsley died of heart failure at her summer home in Greenwich, Conn., said her publicist, Howard Rubenstein. Already experienced in real estate before her marriage, Helmsley helped her husband run a $5 billion empire that included managing the Empire State Building. She became a household name in 1989 when she was tried for tax evasion. The sensational trial included testimony from disgruntled employees who said she terrorized both the menial and the executive help at her homes and hotels. That image of Helmsley as the "queen of mean" was sealed when a former housekeeper testified that she heard Helmsley say: "We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay ta

The Cherokee Path
Alone with the moon, my spirit cries For the lives of my people crushed by whate men's lies. Taken by force from our mountain home, Robbed of freedom, hearts heavy like stone. The path was long and littered with death, Alone with the wind, my spirit does not forget. The blood of my blood left on that cursed trail, With the young, the old, the fragile, the frail. Forced to march into the unknown, For my proud Cherokee family my spirit now moans. But we did not die, Our souls are still here Walking in spirit on the trail of the tear. MARTHA MOONGAZER BEARD NOV. 2005 I didn't write this.. but i thought it was cool, so i posted it! Kudos to Martha Moongazer Beard!

Who The Hell And What The Hell?
US asks Thailand to hold quick elections 1 hour, 15 minutes ago http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/ts_alt_afp/usthailandpolitics The United States called on Thailand's military junta to call for quick elections, following voters' approval of a new army-backed constitution. The new charter was to replace the one the military threw out when it seized power last year and toppled prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra. "We have seen reports of the referendum and we believe it is important that they move forward with the elections as quickly as possible," said Gonzo Gallegos, a spokesman for the US State Department. He spoke after nearly 58 percent of Thai voters approved the constitution in a referendum Sunday. Both the margin of victory and the turnout were lower than the ruling junta had predicted. The last two general elections brought about 70 percent of voters to the ballot box. Following the coup in September 2006, the United States suspended 24 million dollars in

Today On Wrr
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 10:00PM For requests, hit me up on yahoo at gjpsy_dreamer Click banner to enter lounge

Soon To Be In Seattle And Vancouver
SOON TO HAVE A WELL DESERVED VACATION. I WILL BE IN SEATTLE FOR THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND. LOOKING FOR SOME COOL THINGS TO DO AROUND SEATTLE AND VANCOUVER, ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Mikko Or Iceman Or Whoever The Fk U R
anyone with intelligence would be able to see that misfit lives in ontario with light colored hair i live in the yukon territories with really dark hair...misfit is my idol she is not me we r not the same person..im sure if u took ur meds today u could figure that out allllll on our own but since u have decided to stalk and insult her and i every chance u get which maybe i deserve cause im really not that nice..but misfit doesnt deserve that she is one of the most honest and friendliest people on here..so because the bouncers have not done anything about it..let me just say this...look it here u big ugly bitch buck the fuck up and be a man and go play with urself cause im getting tired of u already... nexxxxxxxxxxxttttttttttt

The Story
All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true... I was made for you I climbed across the mountain tops Swam all across the ocean blue I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules But baby I broke them all for you Oh because even when I was flat broke You made me feel like a million bucks You do and I was made for you You see the smile that's on my mouth It's hiding the words that don't come out And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed They don't know my head is a mess No, they don't know who I really am And they don't know what I've been through like you do And I was made for you. All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell t

Dealing With Loss
In Memory of Billy As a child my big brother was great to play with. In Houston he was my private bucking bronco until I was bucked off when I was in Kindergarten and broke my arm in three different places. Good thing kids heal fast. In Carrollton I lost my cool with him and was going to kill him with a pair of scissors. He locked himself in the bathroom and laughed at me which made me want to get to him even more. I tried to open the door with the scissors open and almost cut the top of my pinky off. Aw, fond memories. As tough as that seemed at the time, it is one of the many things that Billy and I laughed about as we grew older. When I was a teen and Billy was in College he would come home and visit and we would talk of life and love. He was an honorable man and a virgin at 25 years of age. This troubled him and we sat for hours talking about how it was a good thing. He knew that in his heart but he would say, “It is hard being in College and being a virgin these days.” We sha

The Ani-jam Report!
all I can say is WOW! What an amazing time we had this weekend. Ani-Jam was the first convention we finally made it to this year and it was wonderful... Saturday morning on the way up I had a slight moment of doubt in myself about how well we might be received, we have a lot of energy in our group (lots of background in theater and "making the magic") and some places in previous business ventures that has been an issue for other vendors. (they feel us to be distracting from their booths) but not here! yay! We were well received, called adorable all weekend, some even thought we were cos-playing from "Tokyo Mew Mew" (and we weren't even trying) but the sales were great, we couldn't keep enough Pocky and Ramune on the table we sold out of both of them pretty much by lunch time! We made FABULOUS new friends from The White Peacock. We took a ton of photos. Lil' Sis came as a guest worker and we also had my friend Diz. I missed a photo-op with Johnny Young Bosch, but I was helping a cust

Space Age Love Song
I saw your eyes, And you made me smile; For a little while I was falling in love. I saw your eyes, And you touched my mind. Although it took a while, I was falling in love. I saw your eyes, And you made me cry; And for a little while I was falling in love. I was falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love.

~another Beautiful Poem From My Sweet Friend ~easy~
Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes. Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush. Hold it too loose, it'll fly. Author Unknown If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. Author Unknown You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder

The Promise
If you need a friend, don't look to a stranger, You know in the end, I'll always be there. And when you're in doubt, and when you're in danger, Take a look all around, and I'll be there. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me, I promise, I promise you I will. When your day is through, and so is your temper, You know what to do, I'm gonna always be there. Sometimes if I shout, it's not what's intended. These words just come out, with no gripe to bear. I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise) But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me, I promise, I promise you... I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise) I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.

Gone By Sept 1
My goal is to be off of Fubar by Sept. 1 If any of you would like to keep in contact with me, please email me ASAP at happybunny65@gmail.com. I want to make sure everyone who wants to remain online buddies has an opportunity to let me know if they want to keep in touch, here's your opportunity! Going once... Thanks to those who regularly kept in touch through fubar. To everyone, I hope you have a great life! Hugs, Retro/Trish

Poetry
THE RIDE TO LOVE My heart wants to rush in where the Angels fear to tread, you've brought to life feelings I thought long since was dead.. No longer do I wish to take things nice and slow, I want to ride this wild ride where ever it will go.. I'm like a kid again upon the ferris wheel, you make me laugh out loud with your magical appeal.. I feel like a spinning ride amid this wild rush, imagine how I'll feel when first I feel your touch.. No control is needed I do not wish to stop, I'll ride this ride to the end and pray it never stops.. A wild rushing dance like a ride with no control, reaching for the brass ring that will make my life whole.. I'm spinning and twirling in a rushing sea of stars, riding across the night to where ever you are.. Just the thoughts of your touch sends goose bumps down my spine, from all the Erotic thoughts I have I'm about to lose my mind... Written by: Veronica Lee May 17th, 2007

Part 10
Part 10 “I want you to tell me how much you want it. How much do you ache for me?" I looked at you and told you "I want you so bad I can't take it. Please put it in, please fuck me." It aroused you so much when I begged that you couldn't wait anymore either. You took my hard cock in your hands and then put it inside of your wet pussy. You began to ride me moving your hips in the shape of a figure eight. You wanted so bad to feel every inch of me possible. I began to groan along with you and you knew I was close. You wanted to feel my arms around you before I came so you quickly freed me. I sat up while you continued to ride. Your hips moved swiftly and I could see in your eyes that you were about to cum. I grabbed your breasts held them tight and then you screamed "Oh yeah, Oh hell yeah, fuck me mother fucker, Fuck Me"! I always loved to look in your eyes when you came. I then released you and laid back. You took my cock out of you and rested your head on my chest. You put your a

Vacation
Well I have returned from vacation..it was so nice to get away...and watching my son enjoy the ocean for the first time was amazing. Im ready to purchase real estate there..lol We had a blast...Next time I want to learn how to wind surf...I think that would be exciting. Having even just a few moments...to think of something other than work and normal weekly catastrophe's...was the respite I needed. Something about drinking my coffee on the deck..while watching the waves break at sunrise seem to have brought some peace to my life...And the sunsets..they were gorgeous. We were able to visit friends while we were there..it was so nice to have some drinks..and talk about some great memories. Those were the days!..isnt that what we always say! Well until next time...Kisses...and I will post some vacation pics soon!

Part 9
Part 9 I kept going and going and then I stopped turned you around and looked at you. "I love fucking you" I said. Then I led you over to bed. You decided to take control of the situation by grabbing a folded bed sheet I had on the couch "Lay on your back" You demanded. I did exactly what you asked me to do and you took the bed sheet opened it up and tied my arms to the bed post. You wanted to tease me for a little so you started biting my nipples then licking up and down my chest. You would stop right before you got to my cock, "Please just give it a lick" I begged but you wasn't done. You took your tongue and ran it up and down my chest a little more ending at my neck. "Put my cock inside you" I said "I can't take it anymore." You got on top of me with your legs spread, my cock was rubbing against your pussy but you would not let it inside you yet. You put your mouth close to my ear and whispered "Do you really want it?

530
Ugh what a horrible day today. Its been raining NON-STOP since yesterday. My spare room upstairs - LEAKING. My computer room - LEAKING. There is fucking rain in the forecast for the majority of the week. Sooooooo - In light of my not so good mood, I am going through and deleting random profiles from my friends list. I've got almost 1,000 friends on my list, and maybe 50 or so actually talk to me. I know I'm not an ideal friend either, so - It does us both a favor. :D Most will be safe, but people that I dont remember adding - GONE. People who've deleted their profiles - Gone..Duh. I need to do this more often - I've already deleted about 20 deleted profiles. Why can't fubar delete them for us. Sheeesh! BrattyBytch/OUT!

Funnyii
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full O' coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

Part 8
Part 8 The orgasm I gave you was so intense that it sent chills up and down your entire body causing you to be paralyzed for a moment. After that you opened your eyes and looked at me. "I'm not done with you" I said to her as she got out of the shower. I looked at you, you smiled and walked into the other room. I followed you out with my dick as hard as a rock. Next thing you knew I had you bent over the couch giving your ass a hard slap. "Owww" you yelled even though you loved it when I spanked you. You turned your head to look at me and without hesitation I put my cock inside your pussy. "Your cock feels so good" she said while I slowly moved in and out of you. “I want you deeper and deeper inside of me; I want to feel your balls slap up against my clit”. It's amazing how I read your mind because before you could finish your sentence I did exactly what you wanted. I was fucking you so hard that I could hear my balls slapping up against your ass. "Don't stop" She yelled "It feels s

Funny
An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims " May the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony". The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: "No, thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here".

Part 7
Part 7 You rinsed off the excess soap that was on you and propped up your leg. You took me by my shoulders and forced me to my knees, you could tell that I liked that because I was starting to get hard again. You opened up your thighs and then your lips and I began to lick you. I started out gently and softly just the way you liked it. Your legs started to shake while my tongue moved up and down your clit. You could not contain your groans until I stopped licking your pussy to lick your thighs. I’m always such a tease when your about to cum. "Ohhh" she yelled when I put my tongue back to the spot that had been aching and throbbing for you. "I want you to make me cum and then I want you to fuck me" she yelled. This seemed to excite me even more because after she said that my tongue started moving so fast it was almost like it was battery operated. When she was getting close to orgasm her whole body would quiver and shake and with one more stroke of my tongue she was cumming all over m

Part 6
Part 6 I always paid special attention to your breasts every time I was with you. With my soapy hands I moved around the skin of your breasts and then began gently squeezing your nipples. You let out a short and soft groan and turned around to face me. I kissed you softly on the lips and then turned you around again. I then began to lather your ass cheeks with one hand then I took my other hand and moved it over to your pussy and stroked the whole thing with my soapy hand. "You're a dirty girl," I whispered in your ear while I washed you "I want to get you nice and clean." You took my hand and made me wash you harder and said "I don't know if I will ever get clean. You might have to lick me clean," You whispered in my ear then slightly nibbled on it.

Visit Me On Myspace Or Im Me
Well it looks like I will be leaving Fubar. look for me on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/bwyldecom Unfortunately All the Fubar officials are pussywhipped and if there is a problem they will choose women over men. Even though i was harassed I had my old profile deleted... So Visit me on myspace and tell me your from Fubar or just ask me for my IM Scott www.bwylde.com

Part 5
Part 5 She took her tongue and licked my cum from her lips and chin then she turned on the shower. "Let me get out of the rest of these wet clothes" She said as she slowly removed the skirt from her waist. She then removed my shirt leaving me completely naked. I always loved the way her body looked. I got down on one knee and caressed her thighs with both of hands then slowly removed each thigh high stocking from her legs. I then kissed her knees and worked my way up to her thighs kissing and softly biting. She quivered with every nibble on her skin. Her pussy throbbed and burned for my tongue but I was not done teasing her. Once I was completely nude you led me into the warm running water. You handed me the bar of soap and I washed your face off completely leaving no trace of what you had left on there. I stood right in back of you and put my hands around your waste slowly running my hands up and down your stomach. You leaned your head backwards on my shoulder. I took the soap and wi

Part 4
Part 4 I knew she felt the throbbing of her pussy as she pulled down my pants and watched my cock pulsating. She looked up at me and took it in her hands. She knew exactly what I wanted because I put my hand on her head slowly pulled you down toward my cock. She took me into her mouth and gently sucked and stroked my balls with her hand. She moved her mouth up and down trying to get as much as she could in her mouth. She noticed me breathing heavier and heavier as her head bopped up and down. She took her hand and stroked it as she sucked on the head of my cock. I groaned and started to pull your hair. You always did love it when I got a little rough with you. I pushed your head up and down wanting you to go faster, and you did. Before I knew it she was sucking me so hard and deep that she almost choked. Just as I was about to cum She took my cock out of her mouth and stroked me. I pulled her face close to my cock and let at all go. My hot juice looked good on your skin as it covere

Taking Time Off Of Work
Due to some stuff thats been going on in my life I've taken a month off work and have spent the majority of it drawing all kinds of stuff...the same stuff I'm posting here is available to be seen on my deviant art page PUNKY'S DEVIATIONS I havent forgotten any of you...Karen I miss you too; Debbie..I'll be back before ya know it. And to the rest of you...I'll be back leaving comments in no time :) Lots of Luv to you all Hugs Stace

Humans
It's amazing how stupid, close-minded people are. To put it short, just live your life the way you feel you need to live it, if someone disagrees with you, but you're certain that your way is valid and correct, then keep going, don't feel intimidated or inferior. Everyone has their own opinion about things and you usually can't change them unless they have a mind-blowing experience that changes it for them. That's the only way.

Blood Tests
I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be having some blood tests done this week. I am being tested for diabetes, kidney problems, to check my white and red blood cell count, and congestive heart failure. My health hasn't been good the last almost 2 years, and its just getting worse. We're not sure what the problem is or how bad it is, so I'm having these tests done to find out. I will post the results when I get them. I wanted to thank you all for being a part of my life, and for being such wonderful people and friends. You will always be in my thoughts, prayers and heart. Thank you again for everything! *Big Hugs* Shannon

Part 3
Part 3 She moved my head up from her neck and kissed my mouth. I always kept in rhythm with her lips which made her even hotter than she already was. We got so lost in the moment that we got to your floor and didn't even know it. We stopped for a brief moment to get out of the elevator and go into the apartment. I looked up and down her and said "We really need to get you out of those wet clothes". Without hesitation she took off her tank top and threw it across the room. I went in back of her slowly unhooked her bra and kissed her shoulders. Once the bra fell to the floor she was completely exposed from her navel up. She looked down at the huge bulge in my pants and decided it was time to let him out. She got down on her knees and slowly removed my belt looking up at the anticipation on my face. After removing my belt she then proceeded to unzip my fly with her teeth.

This Would Make Me Go To Church That Day Amen!!!!!!!!!
NAHA, Japan - Passengers used emergency slides to evacuate a China Airlines jet just minutes before the plane burst into a fireball Monday on the tarmac. All 165 people aboard escaped unhurt, including the pilot, who jumped from the cockpit at the last second. Transport Ministry official Akihiko Tamura told reporters that airport traffic controllers had received no report from the pilot indicating anything was wrong with the Boeing 737-800. "The fire started when the left engine exploded a minute after the aircraft entered the parking spot," Tamura said. The plane burst into flames seconds after what the last crew member escaped from a rear door and the pilot jumped from the cockpit window, according to footage from national broadcaster NHK. The aircraft skidded on the tarmac on its way from the runway to the gate after landing, starting a fire that prompted the emergency evacuation, according to China Airlines spokesman Sun Hung-wen. "After the plane landed, there were flames, a

In The Boardroom .. Big Daddy This Is For You
This is a tale that's going to make pussies wet and dicks hard, but let me start at the beginning. I had this real freaky friend that I used to work with. .....We used to go on break alot and talk about everything. After awhile, we were having phone sex and dry humping each other at the job, usually dogggy-style, standing up, my hands against the wall and and your hands on my waist, pulling me back and forth so fast til we were making loud, smacking noises. There were times, from the friction of your big dick being rock hard and rubbing agiainst the fabric of your underwear and slacks, and me feeling it against my thin sun dress and thong panties, hitting those pussy lips, that we would both cum. We would go anywhere we could. In the parking garage stairwells, in the elevator, in conference rooms late, when mostly everyone was gone. There were times when you jacked off in front of me, stroking your hot pole til' Iu started slpattering hot cum all over the wall right in front of me, wh

Part 2
Part 2 I opened the door to the elevator and let you go first taking a glimpse at your ass in the tight black skirt you had on. You crossed your arms and we started small talk like we always do but my attention was not on what you was saying it was on my your dripping body. I moved in closer and uncrossed my arms. You was so under my spell that You could not resist anything I did. You shirt was wet and your pink nipples protruded through your white tank top. She glanced at my eyes and saw how much I longed to touch and taste them. You looked down at my pants and saw that I was fully erect. Seeing how excited I was got her so hot that it didn't matter that the air conditioner was on full blast her face turned red anyway. Since we were only on the third floor I smiled and said "mmm." Before you could even blink I had you in the corner of the elevator softly biting the skin on your neck. I massaged one of your breasts with one hand and grabbed your ass with the other. She was so excited

Part 1
Part 1 It was one of the hottest nights of the year when you called me. At 3AM she arrived and there was no place to park her car in site. She finally found a spot two blocks away from my apartment. As she pulled in I heard a loud burst of thunder. As she got out of her car rain started pouring from the sky. She started to run toward my door but by the time she got there she was soaked to the bone. The water dripped off of her long silky black hair and down to her cleavage. The tight white tank top she had on was so wet you could see every part of her as if she was topless. She called me right away to tell me she was outside and I came rushing down. As soon as she got to door I smiled as I opened it. I moved the wet hair out of her face and you smiled back at you. She already knew what was on my mind when I touched her shoulder and said "You're soaked." The air conditioner was on full blast in the building which caused her nipples to harden and her body to shiver.

R.i.p Kelsay Briggs
-----------------From: Jessica Date: Aug 14, 2007 1:27 PMThis little girl is Kelsey Briggs,Please watch her story and share it with others.It is a Tragic story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves.If you want to help out,please repost.

Just An Fyi
A friend just forwarded this to me so I thought I'd share it. We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beg inning with 809 . "We didn't respond". Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DONT DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T DIAL AREA CODE 809 This one is being distributed all over th e US . This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc. In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these day

Animal Spirit Guide
What is your animal spirit guide?Wolf · Facing the end of one's cycle with dignity and courage · Death and rebirth · Spirit teaching · Guidance in dreams and meditations · Instinct linked with intelligence · Social and familial values · Outwitting enemies · Ability to pass unseen · Steadfastness · Skill in protection of self and family · Taking advantage of change How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Is The World A Better Place With Or Without The Government
Well hey fubar freinds i was wondering about how our government treats us citizens.... I think they should have had a better judgement in the new laws in tennessee you cant even drink and go five steps without getting arrested and ciggarrettes you cant even go ahrdly anywhere without getting fined 200 dollars is this bullshit or what hit me up if you think this is...

Justified
You corner me to say Of how can you live that way You think I'm wrong with my pride But let me tell you I am justified Look to my left and you'll see where I tried Look to my right to see the crimes Look through my past and you'll see All the lies I've lied And why I'm justified Justified Justified And why I'm justified The light passes me by I tried to wash myself clean My soul has since then died But let me tell you I am doing fine Look to my left and you'll see where I tried Look to my right to see the crimes Look through my past and you'll see All the lies I've lied And why I'm justified Justified Justified And why I'm justified Look in my eyes... Look in my past... Look to my left and you'll see where I tried Look to my right to see the crimes Look through my past and you'll see All the lies I've lied And why I'm justified Justified Justified And why I'm justified Look in my eyes, you'll see my life of crime Look in my past and you'

Hmmmmm
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from your headache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then NO, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is! Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You will be mad at yourself later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, and he's not going to treat you any differently! Always have

Help Me Please!!!!
My mother is kicking me out today. I have no place to live other than my car. So if you and I have ever talked and you thought I was funny maybe I could come crash on your couch. I don't have a lot of money so I'm willing to cook and clean in exchange for a place to sleep. This is not a joke.

Monday
Well I'm back. The wedding went great. Drank way too much wine and sang a little, but had a very good time at our friends wedding. i wanted to thank everyone for your very nice comments of support. Much to my shame, those books are not out yet, but they will be tomorrow or the next day. They're on the way baby! Again, thanks to those who are so very supportive. The comments you leave ARE read by me and they ARE appreciate very much :) Peter Britt

Pardon
Hey look im not the sexiest of the models though i've been known to turn a head or two im not the biggest dog in the yard but atleast i can hang in the yard i dont drive a benz bentley or bmw hell i dont have a license but i dont need you for a ride i get by on my own just fine i work because i want to, not because i have to im not lazy though i like to relax i like a trim waist but i love a pretty face im a big man with a hearty appetite so even if you're a thick girl you'll fit in just right im complex yet simple i havent had the best life but it's gone just fine i've had my problems but then again who hasnt im not like all the others im crass rude out spoken and obnoxious those things make me out to be everything but a liar i am what you see what you see is what you get i like a short skirt but my eye doesnt wander trying to figure where i am you'll never have to wonder most men have dreams i have plans some have wishes i have ideals some have crisis i

To All Those Who Rated/voted For Me, Pls Read And Comment!!!!
I JUST WANT TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME OUT! PLS REPLY TO THIS BLOG SO THAT I CAN RETURN ALL THE LOVE AS I SAID I WOULD...AND AS A WAY FOR ME TO SHOW MY GRATITUDE AND SAY THANK YOU!! A BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY FRENS FOR HELPING GET THEIR FRENS TO RATE AS WELL. RESULTS WILL BE POSTED LATER. ONCE AGAIN...THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! MUCH LOVE!! ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's Wifey...Darkside Dollie~*~@ fubar PS: IF YOU DIDNT GET YOUR DRINK, PLS LET ME KNOW TOO!! THANKS AGAIN! XOXOXOX

Usa Flag Rules...
How to Display the AMERICAN Flag http://www.ushistory.org/betsy 1. When the flag is displayed over the middle of the street, it should be suspended vertically with the union to the north in an east and west street or to the east in a north and south street. 2. The flag of the United States of America, when it is displayed with another flag against a wall from crossed staffs, should be on the right, the flag's own right [that means the viewer's left --Webmaster], and its staff should be in front of the staff of the other flag. 3. The flag, when flown at half-staff, should be first hoisted to the peak for an instant and then lowered to the half-staff position. The flag should be again raised to the peak before it is lowered for the day. By "half-staff" is meant lowering the flag to one-half the distance between the top and bottom of the staff. Crepe streamers may be affixed to spear heads or flagstaffs in a parade only by order of the President of the United States. 4. Whe

Wasnt Expecting This One
I broke up with matt like 2 weeks ago. Wasn`t expecting that, he`s now waiting to go back after his birthday this week. It just wasn`t there, I couldnt torture him or myself with it anymore. I feel bad bc he left everything and bc the little one is attatched but I wouldn`t have changed my decision to end it.

A Real Sign?
It would be lovely if you and your fellow workers could all get along congenially, but there are always a few who need to play politics. That's especially intense today, so be prepared for anything. This is bad... i got called into work, or should i say i got called and told my shift is being extended today :|

Power Of Pine Nsfw
The firelight flickers in the late evening, as I toss another small piece of timber on the fire. The sun, hidden by the deep foliage of the tall pines that surround our small camp, begins to drop below the horizon, painting the sky with gorgeous hues of red, orange and amber. A cool breeze whispers thru the threes, refreshing, clean, and comforting our souls. Along with the crackle and pop of the campfire, the birds sing about us, tucked away within the canopy of pine needles that are all around us. The raw nature feeds us with the strong spirit of its presence, filling the two of us with complete serenity. Our camp, simple, set in a small clearing, with a fresh bed of pine needles the towering Northern Pines that encircle our camp, and beyond, have provided. Pine that have stood for much longer then we have existed, with the strength of firm roots, buried deep within the rich black soil, solid trunks that reach with the outspread of branches that densely seem to reach out for a

A Lil To Stressed Lately
Ok so here we are almost six months away from my wedding and I still have nothing done.... I havent done ANYTHING except a few minor things... I need to get the contracts signed and what not... I need to somehow get a hold of the man that was suppose to be my dj .. but i'll wait a week or two because some family issues... my photographer said i already signed the contract but yet has sent me a copy of it... I need a damn cater... UGh my bridal party has not gotten there gowns.... I been trying to except all the help I can get when it comes to the vendors but what help I got I need more Im doing everything by my self all the planning and it makes me so fustrated I give up on it....

Name Calling
I just for the Love of me Just do not get it. For a Woman to stoop so low as to Bash a man, But what makes me very sicker is a man that will stoop to an even lower level to Bash her. This is the 20th Century when are people going to get with it and just be the bigger person and just walk away? Don't get me wrong I have done this is my time But learned a valuable lesson the hard way to someone I would have given up life for and loved from the Bottom of my heart. I don't care who the person is nothing is worth saying hateful words to over anything or anybody. Life is Precious and we only live once. Why make it miserable? If you don't love the person then just leave, But don't continue to bitch about it cuz the person that you are bitching about it to just gets really sick of hearing it. There is just no Justification in this world to ever Bash a person NO MATTER what kind of life they lead, Or what kind of the person they are. What a person does in the private life is their business and

Well This Is A First Here...
I have written a few blogs out here in cyberspace, but not on Fubar.. We´ll see how it goes. I had to school in the kids in the daycare today, well this whole week actually, starting school again on monday next.. So looking forward to it, getting out of the house and doing something other than just being a mom. Well anyways, that was fun. Love being here on Fubar the love here is great! Never felt more appreciated in my life - Thank you all! I know I am kinda crap at returning the love but Ill try harder to keep up.. So how does it feel to get in the head of a rambling stranger? Lol! Im going to write some later maybe, but right now mom duties are calling. So Take Care XoXoXo And see ya all later!

Word Aversions...
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004835.html Oddly enough, I can't really think of any words that really squick me out, just from their sound alone. Meanings? Sure, some words have meaning I'd rather not think about but sound alone? Not really.

Long Trip Alone
ITS' A LONG TRIP ALONE OVER SAND AND STONE THAT LIE ALONG THE ROAD THAT WE ALL MOST TRAVEL DOWN, SO MAYBE YOU COULD WALK WITH ME AWHILE AND, MAYBE I CAN REST BENEATH YOUR SMILE, EVERYBODY STUMBLES SOMETIMES AND NEEDS A HAND TO HOLD,CAUSE ITS A LONG TRIP ALONE

Humour!
* 9 words Women use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding h

Surgry
Hey Everyone I know that I havent been on much lately and I know some of you are worried But I am ok and I am having Surgry Wed and I wont be on much then either but I just wanted everyone to know that I am ok and I will talk to you all soon. Best wishes to all Heather

Classic 80's Cartoons
Bring back any memories? The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers The Adventures of the Little Koala ALF The All-New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show ALF Tales Alvin and the Chipmunks Bananaman Barbie and the Rockers The Batman/Tarzan/Lone Ranger Adventure Hour Battle of the Planets Beanie and Cecil Beetlejuice (1989) Belle and Sebastian Bernstein Bears Beverly Hills Teens Bionic Six The Biskitts Blackstar Bluffers Bravestarr Bucky O'Hare The Caboose Kids California Raisins Camp Candy Captain N: The Game Master Care Bears Centurions Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos (1987) Comic Strip (included Karate Kat, Mini Monsters, Street Frogs, and Tigersharks) The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley C.O.P.S. Count Duckula Dangermouse David the Gnome Defenders of the Earth (1986) Dennis the Menace Denver the Last Dinosaur Dinoriders Dinosaucers Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears Donkey Kong Dr. Snuggles Drag

1977 / 2007
A lot of words have been written about the summer of 1977 it was the year Elvis passed; the Bronx burned and it was the summer of Son of Sam. Those are bad memories that people tend to dwell on can't somebody think of something good that came out of the summer of 77

Life
Its another shitty day of my so called shitty life. The days are passing like Petals in the wind. Its all a blur. Last night I was thinking aww fuck it. Im done with this life. I want to go on now. Done. BUTTT I didnt. Its that shitty little guilt that I have of how much I would hurt the people around me if I did in fact go through with it. Funny how i will live miserably just to keep people happy. Just want to say fuck all of you. Fake ass posers. I would like to take a shit on your face. Would your life still smell like roses then? I wont even get started with my fuckstick, in the closet Boyfriend. Give me time you will hear it all.

Go Get Em Boys..........
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the : United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) All they were told was.......... 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Episode 3, The Screaming
ok kids, heres the next and hopefully final episode of the kidney stone saga. after spending a quiet evening friday night, not in too much pain, i finally drift off to sleep. im thinking, ok, this is cool. maybe ill actually rest for a few hours. ummm, no. about 4 am, the blinding pain has returned. not the pain i felt the first day mind you, which was bad enough, but, severe, i want to die pain. my daughter believes i am being tortured by some unseen harry potter curse in my own bed. ugh. so, needless to say, for most of saturday, i spent my time in the bathroom, or curled up in the fetal position. meanwhile, my entire family is now in my house, asking me what they can do, lol. the words "go away" i assume where only audible in my head. now, most normal humans probably would have taken the advice of all the other people in the house and gone to the hospital, but alas, im not most normal humans, lol. in fact, since this is not my first rodeo, i knew what was happening. i could feel the

Was Only Playing Lol
I got this this morning and was not too happy but also thought it was funny! dmarkham: well this was my 1st mumm and i fucked up excuse the fuck out of me csi any of them are my favorites it will b my job but i was frustrated at shit going on in my life and i was excited it was my 1st. so fuck you u dont have to put ignorant comments or sound like a bitch they r just questions get a life and take that serious or stay a kid and take everything serious that's just questions bitch. I was playing in the mumms and left a comment on his! OH also he blocked me so I cant tell him what i thought back lol

Very Busy But Fun Weekend
Well where do I begin..Friday is payday so first of all im happy about that. After I deposit my check and take care of the bills, Im invited to a concert in Colorado Springs. Performing was the band Xiren. Xiren are very dear friends of mine and athough the music is different than what I normally play, it's the fact that I support bands and plus they're great friends of mine. Saturday, I was gonna go to the slayer concert here in Colorado but because it was an outdoor venue and it started to rain, I sold the tickets and got a new tatt with the money..lol. I got some pics of the tatts up in my photos. Sunday evening I was invited to cover the Poison concert here in Colorado. I will admit, im not big into hair bands, but the pyro & the energy from the crowd really had me going! One of the girls that went with us wanted to meet the band, so after a couple of name drops and all that media stuff, I was able to get her an autograph from the band. All in all it was great fun and a very fun we

When The Walls Stay Up...
When the wall stays up... To be able to give all that you have...to show love, respect and trust. To have it all fall to pieces time after time... Never wanting to open up again.. until you think that you found the one that brings a smile to your face... Yet after the years go by and you discovered ...that the love wasn't there... The love was your fantasy...one that wasn't meant to be shared. Life is to short not to be honest...if you can't share your feelings... then there is no love,respect or trust.... And then the walls stay up...

Proud
Just boasting a little .. We just got back from A Hockey tournament in Tronto and My sons team won it all. They went 6 - 0. My son played 3 of the games and recorded 3 shutouts!!!!!!!!! Just really proud I had to share

This Is From Myspace... I'm Really A Babbling Fool... I Wrote This On There..
OK i just don't care anymore. My little black heart has had enough... i'm going fucking insane. ok? i don't know what to do nemore. i miss my ex, Jeff. SO much so that i've taken to practially wearing the blanket he bought me ages ago. i see his picture and break down in tears. i want to scream but there is no sound. i want to cry but there's no more tears left. I can't get ahold of him, He's not online nemore & his grandmother changed her cell phone number (the only way i knew to reach him) so Now, i fucked myself. my heart mind body & soul belongs to jeff. there is no doubt in my mind about that. i have never loved any man the way i love him. I've never tried to hard in my life to ignore my love for him after he left. and it's killing me more and more everyday. Jeff is the love of my life... and he always will be... that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the fucking truth. Pure fucking Honesty people. i need him back in my life and i am sooo willing to search for him as l

Police Officer Pimp Out
I thought I'd pimp out a hero today. No, he's not Army, No he's not Navy No, He's not Air Force No, He's not a Marine either. While those people are over seas in strange lands protecting our country he's here protecting our streets, right here at home. He risks his life doing things as simple as ticketing a speeder all the way up to taking a drug dealer off our streets. We pray for our troops to come home safely as does him and his family, but his family also prays that he makes it home safe after every shift he works at the station. His uniform isn't camo, it's blue, he's a police officer sworn to protect and serve."CARNAGE" Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery! ... Sign my Guestbook !!!!@ fubarThis pimpout brought to you out of the darkness by:Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch sign my guest book@ fubar

To All Who Have N R Still Helping Me In My Giveaway So Far Plz Read
I JUST WANTED 2 SAY THAT I COULDNT HAVE GONE THIS FAR FROM ANY OF U ...THANK U ALL FOR MAKING ME FEEL SPECIAL N LOVED...I STARTED IN THIS GIVEAWAY VERY LATE. I ASKED A FEW PPL FOR HELP TO GET SOMETHING ATLEAST OR TRY TO GET A BLAST OR VIP.....N I GOT GREAT RESULTS I DIDNT THINK I WOULD GET THIS FAR SO FAST....I WANTED 2 THANK MY TWIN SKYE 4 MAKING IT POSSIBLE ALSO THE HELP OF THE INDEPENDANT FAMILY & BOMBERS I FEEL LUCKY 2 BE IN A FAMILY SUCH AS U ALL.. CHEVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNA THANK U LOL. DAVE, MIKE, AND MANY MANY MORE GREAT PPL WHO HELPED..THANK U 4 EVERYTHING I LOVE U ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART N I KNOW MORE PPL HELPED ME N I CANT NAME U ALL CUZ IT WAS ALOT BUT U KNOW WHO U R LOL LOVE TESS 4EVER GREATFUL

Fears
fear runs through me deeper than it hath before fears of love fears of loss can you taste the sweetness of the nectars of heaven and break yourself from the source or must you then drink forever though temptation be corrupt and shall, indeed, murder you in your lust if the pain of corruptivity is the sweetness shall you endure or break in fear my pain entwines my sweetness that look in your eyes though it maketh the tears begin to flow from mine own is none other than that which makes my body shiver in complete desire.

My Heart Goes Out To Those In Dean's Way
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't relieved that Dean didn't bare down on us (Houston), but my heart goes out to those that will have endure it. I'll say a little prayer to the sea and the wind, that they may find peace and rest easy again.

2-2-97
you say you love me don't question yourself i am not ready that's me, not you you ask what's left what can't i say you say nothing's changed i've changed it's easy to be faithful no on tests your fatih i say i love you do you question me i would, were i you but i don't i feel more than before i don't apologize for it... what i've done i apologize to you for what i've done to you i did not lie i did not lie i want you to believe but were i you, i wouldn't thought i'm not, so i do can you blame me? say yes, i ask you i beg of you if yes is truth... i told you i fear commitment i did not lie i did not lie i say i love you do you question me? say yes, i dare you end this now ask me to escape with you a: you are not there b: you are not escape you cannot escape life with love you cannot escape love with life ask me why can you see it? the answers they swim for hours in my skull i let them not escape why? i did not lie i did not lie you s

Group Sex Anyone?
Group sex From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For the album by Circle Jerks, see Group Sex. Peter Fendi, 1835 Peter Fendi, 1835 Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two participants at the same time. The main focus of this page is group sex among humans; however, group sex also exists with other species in the animal kingdom -- e.g., bighorn sheep and bonobos. Any and all sexual behaviour performed by two people can be a part of group sex, as well as a number of behaviors only possible with more than two people. Group sex involving one participant being penetrated by multiple people is sometimes termed a gang bang. Group sex can occur amongst people of all sexual orientations and genders. Contents [hide] * 1 Group sex in contemporary culture o 1.1 Perceptions o 1.2 Prevalence o 1.3 Safety * 2 Sexual positions and combinations possible only in group sex * 3 Initialism cod

My Valued Memories
i say i love you and maybe i believe it maybe it's true maybe i just think it has to be said i don't see myself falling in love i'm scared hold me close to your heart as i push you away from mine can you hear the sound of my voice as i run from yours i'm lost... i'm scared... you say you love me and i guess i believe it maybe it's true maybe you just feel it has to be said i don't see myself the object of love i'm confused... i'm lost... i'm scared... help me, and don't let me go as i throw you to the ground on your knees can you look into my eyes as my gaze drops from yours i'm hopeless... i'm confused... i'm lost... i'm scared can you blame me?

Showed Me
you make me laugh you are there always you worry too much you don't cry enough you open my eyes and you showed me you showed me love you showed me understanding you showed me that someone still cares you showed me everything i had to live for you showed me concern you showed me laughter you showed me that things get fucked up sometimes you showed me it's ok i'll continue to love you, anyway

Betrayal
can you hurt me as i have hurt you you know not the deed but it knows you the back of my head is being nailed to a cross i provided you want to touch my silky hair but whose fingers last ran through it you want to stroke my body but who last touched it i defile our relationship and blindly you pour heart soul body into a bloody cup where crystal water used to stand.

Just For A Laugh
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" * Witness: "By death." * Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" * Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. * Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" * Witness: "July 15th." * Lawyer: "What year?" * Witness: "Every year." * Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" * Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." * Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" * Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." * Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?" * Witness: "'Winchester'!" * Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the

Keep Safe
how i wish i could hold you now i'd give anything to see you to hear your voice to touch your skin to kiss your soft lips i want to look into your eyes that stability, the desire, sensitivity child like innocence, knight like romance the passion and gentility the fears, the love the happiness and a tear i'm so far away yet our love burns together heavensent, heavensent tis what you are could anything else be so beautiful anything else be so kind i want you more than ever tonight i need you to know how much i care for you my heart is yours i pray you keep safe that which you've taken

Insults...
When Insults Had Class "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is in

Scream
She screamed deafening sound beautiful as music she felt tremors in her voice she screamed louder even more enchanting a ghost invisible yet plainly in sight she let out her shock horror and life in this music the symphony that was her voice struck its final cord

Untitled 2-2-97
Sadness will find your eyes dry As your Arms Envelop my Body Your eyes are Downcast As our Lips Collide in Sweet Perfection Soft as the petal Of a red rose A single Diamond Tear Collects inside but refuses to fall You torture yourself As i Hold You Tell yourself To Hold Back You Slip out of Eden Garden of Sanity In A moment Of lost reality Relive an illusion Haunt your Own Dreams and Death make you Live Again.

Today
so today i start this new job...blah...im excited because i need the money but i also do want to go because i grown quit accustomed to not having a job and sitting doing nothing...i dont want to be a productive member of society...lol...anyway im about to go in do this so wish me luck...on another unrelated i am thinking about turning gay becuase i dont understand women...i mean i just dont understand why women are so friggin crazy anyway....later

In God We Trust.
Judge Roy Moore (from Alabama ) Poem Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall. Please read the poem he wrote. It's below his picture. The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama .. Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama . The judge's poem sums it up quite well. America the Beautiful, or so you used to be. Land of the Pilgrims' pride; I'm glad they'll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty; your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain From sea to shining sea, our Nation turns away From th

Satan's Child
christen me with burning desire let me baptise you with carnal fire let me cleanse you as i push you in let yourself submit to our sin as you feel your passion begin to swell i welcome you to my fiery hell the level of depth has yet reached seven as you pull yourself away from heaven the pearly gates close you out as i let temptation swing about my body a temple, the bed is afire as you breathe in my soul entire center of hell is frozen ice you learn as i let my voice entice they say satan was once blessed as you serve me my yearning guest moans reach your throat hot and wild satan was a woman, and i her child eyes black as night, voice as a bell as i welcome you to the seventh level of hell you find your truest, indeed - only fear when one last time you pull me near you feel it there in my kiss and more so in your ecstatic bliss you've one last chance to forsake one last quest, a choice to make appease god, be welcomed to heaven or the goddess in hell, level

I Dont Care Who Sees This
ok this is no copy n paste job. this is real. i'm giving myself two days. in two days i will decide if i want Jeff back in my life for real. i will ask my friend's sister's boyfriend for his number (fucked up huh?) or i will forget about him. i love him so much & he is where my heart belongs... but i don't know if i'm driving myself crazy for nothing or what. He isn't online nemore and his gramma changed her cell phone number.. and i can't reach him at all when he does talk to me it's i love u baby and i miss holding you which i love to hear but am i just being a lovesick fool? i don't know what to do.. if ur going to be rude and comment go fuck urself and go somewhere else i don't have time for you.. but if ur a friend please help me the fuck out i'm lost....

Used To
fading from reality watching life pass by remember when... we used to go out we used to talk we used to make love i remember vividly nights at the bar in depth conversations unbridled passion i say i'm sorry "don't be" shouldn't i be? aren't you?

Into Hell
i dwell in this purgatory alone and afraid i can see hell just below me and i think i'm falling the ground is getting hazy my feet are disappearing my screams are muffled buy the thick fog surrounding me i hear you somewhere above me but you can't see how far i've gone i reach up but only feel the damp air i'm sliding down further through the floor and the last thing i hear is my own muffled screams

How Sex Starts
How sex starts Body: this is funny and the math is soo right... ..a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost--How sex starts

Butter Beer
Butter Beer A warm yummy treat from Bill's Grill - inspired by Hogwart's! 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping) ½ tablespoon butter Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated. Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit. Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!

Cunnilingus, Or, Tipping The Velvet...
Cunnilingus From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Watercolour painting depicting cunnilingus by Achille Devéria Watercolour painting depicting cunnilingus by Achille Devéria Cunnilingus is the act of performing oral sex, using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals. The clitoris is particularly noted for stimulation as it is the most sensitive part of the female genitalia. The term comes from an alternative Latin word for the vulva (cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue (lingua). Most women achieve orgasm easily from clitoral stimulation as part of cunnilingus.[1] Contents [hide] * 1 Technique * 2 Cultural and spiritual significance * 3 STD risk o 3.1 HPV and oral cancer risk o 3.2 Prevention * 4 In popular culture * 5 External links * 6 References * 7 See also [edit] Technique Cunnilingus Cunnilingus As in all human sexual behaviour, the variety of techniq

Jus Another Poem
.x.bye.x. Im gone im out the door cant deal with ths pain anymore Tired of the bruises that wont go away i cant take this anymore i just cant say Im leaving you forever never coming back maybe youll be happy when theres no one here to smack

My Sacred Flower Poem
Beautiful flower deep down inside we all start with one but most of them die you tried to steal mine peal all the pedals off ill never forgive you for that day but i know your going to pay im over it but i bet youre not i bet it scares you to know im no longer afraid What if i were to tell cause what you did was wrong theyd put you away and youll eventually go to hell but im glad i still have my flower so sacred and delightful youll never ever get it cause im no longer frightful youll live with the guilt forever just as i will the memory but youll be the one afraid that i might someday tell somebody

The First Cut
Well, I did it... and if you can read this, then you have made the cut. I am tired of all the "dead wood" and decided to go on a delete spree. Mind you, some friends I just can't part with even though they are rarely on here but when they are, it brings a smile to both of us. Time is a valuable resource that is not renewable - and I am a straight shooter and point it all out in the "About Me" section on my profile. Those that actually take the time to read it and still send a friend request deserve a fair chance. Those that can't or don't bother, are truly not worth my time and effort into trying to extend the olive branch of friendship. For all those dear people that have made the transitions here worth staying, I thank you for being true to yourself. For you have made my time here worth while and I hope that in some small way - our friendship has benefited us both and shall continue to do so. For anyone else that does not have the time, I understand and accept your decisions

Poem.
memories She stands in front of the mirror and looks into the glass the makeup that she wears conceals secrets of her past the way shes been abused and how she always hides will she end it now? or keep it all inside? pictures running through her head the worst is saved till last she looks down at her fisted hand and thrusts it through the glass she stares down at where it lays and wishes to be back in those beautiful days how did it end up like this? she wonders why shes the one that wants to die how could she get out? what can she do? she wants to tell somebody, but who? She dreams of a future of happiness and love, wishes she had a miracle from above why isnt she worthy of the life in her dreams? "Im going to give up!" she screams

Demonology And Heartache
So unaffectionate, so insecure You claim to know a thing or two about heartache And what it's like to have your insides torn out And I believe you I see it every time your pallbearer's palor is obscured by the darkness Dancing across your face, and when the blackness veils your eyes in pain I know what it's like when memories make you wince And love letters read like obituaries And photo albums are the books of the dead I need no reminders, no more reminders I'll forget the past and lay it to rest If I had my way I'd cut the calluses off your breaking heart If I could get past the sternum Cauterize those wounds with Every kiss I could give to you I'm holding your heart in my hand The reason it still beats Am I being too cryptic? Am I being too obscure? Love kills, romance is dead And I don't even trust myself But I love you And you can pull my wings apart And pin me down under glass Until the end of days if it can help you Discover that we share the same p

This Really Hurts!
Something has been bothering me for a couple of days now, since I noticed this particular Bulletin being posted and reposted! The Bulletin I refer to is: This Bitch Should Be Tortured to Death!!!! Yes, I'm an Empath and maybe that makes me more open to seeing both sides of an issue. Yes, it was horrible for this mother to kill her own children. I believe she suffers everyday, remembering what she did. But this woman has severe clinical depression! Lots more people have blame in this - her idiot husband, who knowingly got her pregnant again when he was aware of her severe post partum depression; her incompetent doctor who took her off her meds; the religion that touts having children until your reproductive organs have to be removed, using no common sense!! I could go on, but I won't. I have seen deep depression amongst my own family members, I have felt their pain. There are moments when they are not able to compute in what we consider a normal fashion! If you haven't experienced

So Broken
As I sit here in my room, AllI can think of is you. Your laugh Your Smile Your Touch Your Love I can't help but to think if it is me to blame for the fallout. If I pushed too hard, If I moved too fast, If I pressured you at all, If.... Who knows what happened? Was it you? Was it me? Was it time? Was it fate? Who really knows. But I move on... Taking it one day at a time, Mending and picking up the pieces of my broken heart. Finally, I am ready. I have healed, Or so I thought....

Questions
every now and then I come accross one of these and decideits time to be a smart ass: 1. What Is your natural hair color? my hair changes color all the time, right now it is the color invisible. 2. Where was your default pic taken? in my office ( nothing funny to put on this one) 3. What's your middle name? I have two of them. Gene Anthony (yes I am very Italian) 4. Your current relationship status? This is a more difficult question than you may think. I am currently getting a divorce but this state makes you wait a long time to do it, I am in Love with some one but she is currently not returning that to me (has given her crush to someone else) so I guess you could say the staus is....sideways 5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? I have my crush in reserve right now because she has given hers to someone else, so I guess you could say its up for grabs, LOL or it is mine and in that case yes I like me back. 6. What is your current mood? sarcastic 7.Wh

Finally...
Well...I finished up another physical tournament Sunday...3 months long..and I am glad to be through. I attained 11th Dan and gained the Title of Kuno-ichi Sokobe Sensei...A very prized title in my clan, as well as Nin itself. I finally feel like 15 yrs of training paid off in one day. But I cannot rest, for there are always challenges greater. and now for a poem that came to me as I meditated last night.... I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature

Life Can Only Be Understood Backwards
but it must be lived forward. --Soren Kierkegaard Once, in a small village, there was a huge fire. The blaze spread and several homes and businesses were burned to the ground. After a long while, the fire was brought under control and put out. Villagers banded together to rebuild their town, but one quite persistent young man insisted on searching the rubble for the cause of the fire. Impatient townspeople scolded him, saying, "Why waste time searching for causes? Knowing them won't put out the blaze or repair the damage." "I know," replied the young man, "but knowing why might prevent other fires." Sometimes we have to look at painful past experiences in order to prevent their recurrence. When we understand ourselves better, we can move beyond the past and walk toward the future with surer, safer steps. How well can I use my past today?

When
When your reasons to move forward outweigh your excuses for staying put, you will move forward. When your thirst for success is more powerful than the desire to stay within your comfort zone, you will succeed. When the reward is meaningful enough, you will act. When you connect your deepest purpose with the goals you set, those goals will be achieved. When you understand that there is a real and accessible pathway to the most magnificent dreams you can dream, you'll get yourself on that path. When you know without a doubt that every action has a consequence, you'll focus all your actions in a positive and valuable direction. When you love what you do, you'll do it with grace and ease and excellence. When you do what you love, you'll provide a steady stream of unique and extraordinary gifts to life. When you are completely clear about why, you'll be able to figure out how. When you let go of the need to need, you'll fall into a massive sea of beautiful abundance. When you a

Honesty In Relationships
We can be honest and direct about our boundaries in relationships and about the parameters of a particular relationship. Perhaps no area of our life reflects our uniqueness and individuality more than our relationships. Some of us are in a committed relationship. Some of us are dating. Some of us are not dating. Some of us are living with someone. Some of us wish we were dating. Some of us wish we were in a committed relationship. We have other relationships too. We have friendships. Relationships with children, with parents, with extended family. We have professional relationships - relationships with people on the job. We need to be able to be honest and direct in our relationships. One area we can be honest and direct about is the parameters of our relationships. We can define our relationships to people, an idea written about by Charlotte Kasl and others, and we can ask them to be honest and direct about defining their vision of the relationship with us. It is confusi

Ahhh!
Ever since I was in probably the 6th grade we got calls for someone named Monica Coleman. I am now graduated. I've moved 3 times since then(not because of the calls) and we have a completely different phone number but we still get telemarketers calling for Monica friggin' Coleman! FTW. On a MUCH better note, I gots a job interview! A day after I applied, ho yeah.

Badass
IN AN AGE OF NOTHING, AT A TIME WHEN WE STAND AT THE BRINK OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION--STRENGTHEN YOUR BELIEF IN YOURSELF, IN THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, IN THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD WHICH CANNOT EASILY BE PERCEIVED. AWAKEN THAT WHICH LIES DORMANT NOW WITHIN YOUR SOUL. RE-IGNITE THE FLAME OF YOUR CONSIOUSNESS, AND MEASURE THE STRENGTH OF YOUR CONVICTION. REVEAL THE LIE. RENOUNCE YOUR HATRED. SEEK, FIND, AND EMBRACE THE TRUTHS YOU ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER. CHERISH THEM, USE THEM TO ANCHOR YOU IN THE SEA OF CHAOS THAT IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. WHEN TWILIGHT DRAWS NEAR, WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED TO THE VERY LIMITS OF YOUR SOUL, WHEN IT SEEMS THAT ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE THE DEAD REMNANTS OF THE FABRIC OF YOUR LIFE--BELIEVE

I Owe My Mother
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." My mother taught me RELIGION. >"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accid ent." My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there