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My Crazy Life...................
I had the best weekend.....4 straight days at Caliente Resort, my heaven on earth!!! I met wonderful people, ate and drank like a queen and was propsed to by an older Eqyptian man. The proposal was declined but what a compliment to be loved so quickly and understood and accepted in my own enviroment as a nudist and lifestyler. I look forward to trips to Cairo...learning Egyptian bellydance, visiting the pyramids, riding camels in the desert.....but all the while keeping my independance......so now I'm back into the real world, realizing all the things that I must do to get my life back on track professionally and financially and knowing that I can do it on my own!!!

If Ur Interested
Gothic Rebels Family Guidelines Prior to Joining you must have a salute picture. You must be willing to bomb, If you do not know what bombing is then you do not need to join the family and waist your time and ours. If you are accepted you will be placed on probation until further notice and you be wearing NC = New Recruit on the side of ur name along wit the family name example Johm Doe NC of Gothic Rebels Family. During probation we will NOT bomb any contest or giveaways for you. This is due to the many people joining using us to win a contest then disappearing. DO NOT add The Gothic Rebels Family to your name until you are off probation. Just because you join the us does not mean you will receive any tags or rewards until you prove yourself to us. Just because you have The Gothic Rebels Family in your name does not guarantee you a win. If you do not bomb for us we will not bomb for you. If you do not bomb for us on a regular basis DO NOT ask for us to help you in a contest o

Kids In Chruch
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleepi

Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

At Home Feels Odd
Well I'm starting my third day at home and I must say it feels a little odd. I'm loving being with my roomies again. I'm thinking about going out exploring again before I head back to Charlotte. It seems like forever since I've been in Durham. Sometimes I feel like my life is spinning out of control. There's no telling where Ill be from day to day anymore. I'm not even close to sure where I stand anymore but I know what I want. I'm confused about so many things right now. I came home to hide from the world and so far it's helping. I'm no closer to knowing what's going on in my life but I'm resting a lot. Life in Charlotte is one big party. It's fun but sometimes I just need a break. Going away from NC was great and I'd go back to where I was in a heartbeat. There's someone there I miss very much. It looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling in the near future. If I haven't answered your email yet I will. I've been doing a lot of hanging out with my friends.I miss them so much

Against The Wind
Words and music by bob seger It seems like yesterday But it was long ago Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights There in the darkness with the radio playlng low And the secrets that we shared The mountains that we moved Caught like a wildfire out of control Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove And I remember what she said to me How she swore that it never would end I remember how she held me oh so tight Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then Against the wind We were runnin against the wind We were young and strong, we were runnin Against the wind And the years rolled slowly past And I found myself alone Surrounded bv strangers I thought were my friends I found myself further and further from my home And I guess I lost my way There were oh so many roads I was living to run and running to live Never worried about paying or even how much I owed Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time Breaking all of the ru

I Have Reached....
My 1 yr anniversary here on Lost Cherry, Cherytap and Fubar. I am still only lvl 20. Anymore it seems like this site is about money and who has the most of it to buy everything or have someone buy it for them. I havent had but 1 new friend request in 3 days. Yes I know I do have VIP but a friend got that for me. I have friends that are godfather because they could afford to buy blasts,happy hours and have major contests to get them there. I am a poor white girl that does good to put food on my table. Anymore if you arent in a family to help you then entering a contest is a waste of time. It's turned into Contests and Big Families. Oh well I am here to have fun and meet new ppl. Not to be popular or a Godfaher. I am just ranting so pls dont take offense.

Ranting And Raving
Divorce Last night I was reading my divorce papers and it is amazing the things that my ex and her family wrote in their affidavits about me. While there were tiny bits of the truth in there most of it was complete BS. I know there are two sides to every story but at least my side is truthful. I have admitted the things I did wrong in the marriage but according to her and her family she did nothing wrong. Oh I’m sorry I forgot that I married miss perfect (said sarcastically). Some of the things in the papers were that she took care of all the house cleaning and get this, yard work to. I’ll give her the house cleaning but the yard work was mine. I did it all. Now her mother did come to the house one weekend after I had hurt my back at work and was in the bed for a week (because I couldn’t move) and my ex was outside cutting the grass. So she see’s her one time out of the 14 years we were married and she automatically does all the yard work. That’s how everything they wrote in the pa

In Memory Of My Son & His Wife Today
My Oldest Son & His Wife were murdered on Aug 6th of 1994.They have been gone 13 years today.They left behind a beautiful little girl who will never know them but will only know of them.She will be 14 August the 23rd.August the 23rd is even his birthday.He never got to see his little girls first b-day nor his 18 b-day.May they rest in peace now.I will forever miss them both & will never get over the day they were taken away.Part of my heart died that day with them both.

Fun On The Weekend!
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling finally started going down just enough where he could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.

This Is Uncool And Very Sad And If You Dont Agree May You Rott In Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Aug 6, 2007 11:49 AM From:(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)R.I.P. to the loved ones ive lost!!!!So heartbreaking. Get out there and be the change that you want to see in the world .DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ?SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to whether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, real

Ladies Verses Real Women!!!
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pa

Neighborhood Watch
I'm trapped in my own home. Not by the weather (though it sucks) or by any disability other than my own laziness. Rather, I'm trapped here because my neighbor's friends are roofing his house. They were here on Friday, and I didn't pay much attention to them. I was busy outside cleaning my car. It hadn't been vacuumed in about two years, so I thought it was about time to suck up all the nasty bits o' scum that have attended my travels. I heard the men hammering away, would see them wave occasionally. But for the most part, I ignored. Until, that is, I looked up and one of them was peering over the fence, just watching me. "Hi!" "Uhm. Hi." "I've been watching you all day. You sure are a pretty lady." *cough* "Thank you." I wanted to escape at this moment, just melt into the broken sidewalk. But there was really no place for me to go, except to grab the kitty and run into the kitchen, locking the door behind me. But for fuck's sake, it's my house. I

Juggalo Creedo
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.

Went Out With My Sister....
I had such a blast going out Saturday night with my younger sister and some of her friends. It's been ages since I last went out in general and I danced my ass off. It was also my first week back after like 3 years. The music wasn't exactly what I was into but it's amazing what a good buzz will do for ya. Really knocked back those shots of tequila and whatever I didn't like about the club was sorta glossed over. Hahahahaha. Didn't run into too many people I knew either. But then again, most of the people I was buddies with didn't get a phonecall to say I was back and they don't exactly hang out at clubs that play bootie music. Regardless, it was fun and I would sooooooooo do it again. My sister mentioned going to see some bands but I am a tad bit leary. The guy I used live with before I moved will be there cuz his band is playing. Hopefully it will be packed and it won't be such a big deal. I don't think it's him but more his new gf that seems to have a problem that I am back that

My Sexual Zodic
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

As A Reminder
i want to remind all my family and friends that Saturday is my birthday and we will be celebrating it at little Country Lounge on Dort hwy, near stanley road....I wont have a computer for the rest of the week, hopefully will have it by the weekend. However i NEED to know who all can make it so that i can save tables....So with that being said please call Danielles Cell phone at 810-820-5706 and let us know if u can make it or not....I really hope to see everyone there,..it would mean alot to me and make a really great birthday.... ~Steve~

11th Husbad
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 >husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to unction; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't

I'm So Tired!
Well i threw a 50th b-day party for my mom this weekend it was wild....I did a luau theme and everybody dressed up..it was stressful getting it all ready we did all the food ourselves which wouldn't of been so bad but there were like 40 people there and thats a hell of alot of people to feed..it took us all week but everyone loved it and mom really loved it so anyway i'm just spouting off lol later

My First Entry
well really dont know what to put in into one of these blogs' seeing how this is my first one. I just know its frickin hot today, the weatherman says it will be around 98 today, probably gonna be closer to 100 though. I can tell you this it sucks when you have to work out in it. If I dont put a second entry into this thing, you'll know the heat got me...lol

Never A Truer Word Spoken
At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done. Then they begin to hope it can be done. Then they see it can be done. Then it is done and all the world wonders why it was not done centuries ago. ~ Frances Hodgson Burnett

This Is The Fairy Tale That Should Have Been Read To Us When We Were Little
Once upon a time ... ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princes

Going Down In Flames
Pierre, a brave fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of

Moving , Off Fubar For A Few Days.
I'll be moving out of my house into apartment . So until the internet can be started back up at the apartment I'll not be here for that time frame. I'll miss all of my friends and family on here until then. All my close friends and family on here,I'll be thinking about you and have you in my prayers. Popeye will be a cummin again soon. XOXOXOXO

.......
ok. so i made a salute for a person on here and apparently its made a couple people mad or jealous whatever. so i have a deal. if you want me to make one for you just let me know and i will that way eveyone gets what they want blah blah blah..

Gun Control, Watch It Before History Repeats Itself!
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about... ----------------------------- In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ . ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christi

Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. :D Have A Great Day!!!

Blog This Blog That
i find it odd how every site now has a blog section. As if my thoughts are not spaced out enough LOL!! Its all good . nothing that a shot won't solve. So blog away. Soon we will no longer have an original thought. It will already have been blogged somewhere by someone.

Natural Highs
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and real

Getting Even!.....lol
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat". The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) who wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room w

Adulthood
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow

For Today...8/6/07
I just found out that my mother is having emergent double bypass surgery within the hour. So, please, for today....don't shout obscenities at me....don't ask to see me on cam...don't ask me to look at your NSFW pics...don't ask me to rate you...don't be abrassive with your compliments....I'm here so that the people that care about me can be given updates as to her progress. All I ask of all of you....for today...pray for her. She's got 6 grandsons that ADORE her and 3 kids who would give anything to take her place so that she woudln't have to go through this. Please, I beg, be respectful today so that I can feel like I can stay to keep people updated. Thank you.

A Great Salesman
A keen country lad walks in applys for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world-you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, sir, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The next day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one," blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a me

Family Values...
So i went there...and if i had a cock...ida rocked out with my cock out!!!!! I HAD SO FUCKING MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had so much fun that i got sunburnt and didn't notice...that i hurt my back and barely noticed...and i cut my toe and had NO CLUE! I saw my sista and her clan....partied it up with Kel and her clan....all in all 12 of us were there....and i'll be damed if DeeDee didn't get us pavilion seats for FREE!!!!!! So i was like 20 Rows behind the pit for Evanessance nad KORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I have pics...but i dunno if imma show em...i look like ass...lol Anyway....rock on mother fuckers

Going Down Fighter Pilot Style
Pierre, a brave fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of

Stop By Check Out His Selection !!
Hello again my friends .. Romance Specialist is in need of a couple of sales this week ...Looking for something special for that "friend" of yours . your lover, girlfriend or boyfriend .. Hell Why not Both ! lol.. If you are .. hope over to his Site Right here ---> http://www.bwylde.com/index.php and find a lil something for that someone special .. or just that someone you want to be special .. you can also find some other great stuff on his Fubar page .. stop by show him some luv .. Romance Specialist/Toy Master@ fubar

So, What Does This Mean...?
Here's a great picture I found at this website:It shows the GOP debate at the NAACP. Only ONE of the nine candidates invited even bothered to show up.According to the website, all of the Democratic invitees showed.Thoughts?tag: politics, democrat, gop, republican, debate, naacp -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Salute In Question
This is the salute which was deleted. As we speak, I am uploading my newest salute pic which I just took with my camera phone. This time, I am in front of my home page. Not that it's a very clear pic of my homepage but worth a try. I'll flag it for approval and will post it in my next blog for discussion. Exciting!!! Will it pass and if it does, will it stay???? (They usually get deleted in 24-48 hours). Why should anyone care, you ask??? Well, because it's me!! LOL...but seriously, I should be able to keep a salute just like the next guy/gal. Plus, I love a challenge! Love ya! Tina

15 Dayz To Go And Counting....
so most of the ppl who actually spend time with me and talk to me know that 5:45 am august 21st i am catching a plane to louisiana to be with my fiancee (dj reaper for thoes of you who are dense or in the dark lol.) 15 dayz and ill be on that plane.... i just wrote my letter of resignation, i have hated my job for the last year and a half but writing this letter this morning i know i am going to miss it along with oregon all together. im starting a new chapter in my life and i know it will be totally awesome but its a lot harder to let this one go then i thought it would be. i will miss everyone and everything here.

Must Appologize To All.....
Sorry about not being around here much in the past couple of weeks! Recently been dealing with some changes in work and living arrangement! I don't have regular access to a computer anymore, so I'll kinda' be hit and miss for a while (until I get hooked up again)! "Thank You Very Much" to all who sent me those great Birthday wishes!!! Feel free to give me a shout when you catch me on!! See Ya!! Much Fubar Love, Greg

About File Changes
i downloaded myself a new program called Photo Plus but the problem is i can only save it as a SPP and i would like to save it/change it into a jpeg, is there a way to do that or am i stuck as a SPP??? please help me...

Boob
well some of you know I've been having test run for breast cancer in my right breast...and I got the results this morning...positive. Not sure yet what i'm going to do...who will still love me with one breast? today horoscope for me...lol, so ironic I could just cry...but I won't, I'm better than this! ********************* You may be thinking about something too hard -- but that doesn't mean you should stop! It's a great time to deal with big issues and see about making changes that could really last for a good, long time.

Lately
Thinking About You by Michael Louie Thinking about you, what else can I do? Dreaming a sweet dream that's only with you. My minds all over you, night and day, I hope this feeling will forever stay. Thinking about you 24/7, What can I say, I'm practally in heaven. Our love is perfect, forever, and long, And in my heart it's still growing strong. Thinking about you, because you shine, To me your love is a great bright sign. Following the path, in which you light, You guide me safely, all through the night. Thinking about you until I'm graved, I hope by that time our love will be saved. If I had one day, special and true, There'd only be one person to spend it with and that person is you...

Fuck Love
i love you is a 4 letter word...so is bullshit. ppl say love hurts...did it hurt when i cut his dick off? yup, love os awesome, espaicall when i sparypainted on his fav 89 covete hope the pussy was worth it and ;last but not least SIZE SO FUCKIN MATTERS!!! AND IF LOVES NOT A GAME WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PLAYERS?????

Who Else Is Upset??????????/
Does it bother anyone else that this purple girl is starting so much drama? It truely pisses me off. I don't understand how an adult can cry so much because no one wanted to vote on her ugly butt. She was wrong for attacking Pete the way she did. But I think we can all pull together and get him back to where he was before. If you are willing to help me on this comment and let me know. I want to see just how many of us take our club serious and consider each and everyone of us family.

Yet Another Tantalizeing Survey!! A Must Read
71 QUESTIONS I GUARANTEE YOU'VE NEVER ANSWERED! 1. would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hmmmmm......my cat...?? yea sure I'll kiss my cat again....why not!!! =P 2. What song describes your relationship status? Somewhere over the Rainbow...???!!!! Or something like that! 3. How much does your dog weigh? hmmmm well I don't think my cat would like to be called a dog....even though sometimes I swear she acts like one....haha!!!! 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breaker? hmmmm....is this a trick question...cuz I could swear that that is the same question...LMAO!! 5. Ever waxed your legs? I don't think thats any of your busness HA! The world my never know =P 6. Earrings or necklaces? ummm would it be too feminin if I said a necklace??? =) 7. Who have you talked to most today? besides me myself and I???!! ummm myself 9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you? ummmm....that girl over there! 10.color of your shirt? ummm and

Well Looks Like I Fell To Far Behind In Comments All I Can Hope For Is The Rates Where Are All My Friends At
Im in a support the troops contest only one week to go please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] Please tell your friends Thanks so much

Member Listing
If you are a member of L.U.V. Club, please add everyone below. Theresa – OWNER BGD'S Yummy~Hon. Soc. Of Wolves~Cursed Rebel LDC~ L.U.V. Club Co Fdr~Club FAR@ fubar HOLLIE - VICE - PRESIDENT .H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad}~L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER/VP~{Club FAR}@ fubar Laurie - MASTER MORPHER, ADVISOR `blakpnthr68`~Honorable Society of Wolves~Official L.U.V. Club Co-Founder~@ fubar CHERYLE -ADVISOR ASST. †Txtigerldy41™†OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar Brigitte - OFFICIAL ACCOMMODATER }:{MisssButterfly}:{~~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB GREETER~~Plz sign my Guestbook!!!@ fubar CAL - PUTER EXPERT wima08 L.U.V. CLUB@ fubar WENDY -BIG SISTER god angel-OFFICIAL L.U.V.CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar TERI - PROMOTER Sweet Witch**Bitch**Mom ~ PROMOTER &CO-FOUNDER OF L.U.V. CLUB~(Mskinn's Mistress)@ fubar CHRISTIE - Christ

'rules' For L.u.v. Club
We will remain stress free We will remain drama free. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up,as of Sept 15th 2007 we will no longer back contests, but of course you may enter or vote on them but L.U.V. CLUB won't recognize them. It is hard enough to level members. Wearing of badges on monday will be on a voluntary basis, not mandatory. Please, let us know when you will be on vacation so we don’t worry about you! Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Please be sure to check my blogs often for updates.

Real Talk
Real talk..... You know what I'm talking about. Nothing but honest, straight up talk. No bullshit, honesty, no games. Saying it all whether it hurts or not. The intention is not to hurt, but to relate to a person on a certain level. This type of talk feels good, because they actually care what you have to say, no matter how silly it is at times. They want to know you, what makes you who you are. You want to know them inside and out. This brings you to a certain level of intimacy. Not sexual but spiritual I guess could be the word for lack of a better at this time. It gives you a connection, a closeness an undescribable bond. Something you were never expecting in your life, but there it is smacking you in the face. Makes you feel good to, to have a confidant this close. Has your back no matter what life brings to your relationship. Thanks.. you know who you are.

Cell Phone Text Msgs
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, Credit card, purse, etc....was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called Her Hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've Just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen hand phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account. Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc..... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts, CONFI

People
dont read into something that is not there, it only creates problems for you not for me...i get so sick of people assuming things or thinking they know the truth when they dont have a freakin clue. if i wanted you to know i would tell you...come on get a grip on life, its not that hard if you try. i may not be your cup of tea and thats fine with me, im not here to please everyone...but then again, you may not be everything i imagined...living in the moment and never looking back nor looking ahead. if you live in the past you will never be able to experience life as it should be, you will always be fighting these so-called demons of your past. if you make too many plans for the future then you are pretty much setting yourself up for disaster if things do not work out according to your specific plans. so, as ive said before "live in the moment" no need to dwell on things of yesterday or worry about tomorrow...take people for who they are dont try to read more into them,

Home
"Home" You are the world within the world that I exist You are the touch that just won't fade You are the end and beginning of each and every day You are the reason I stay sane It's hard to see beautiful Oh, it's hard to see beautiful In your own eyes But you make me beautiful For the very first time Does anybody know what it's like To feel larger than life To look deep in your soul And know you're not alone Does anybody know how it feels To find something that's real And make it your own That's when you know that you found home Home You found home Home And when the strings inside me Unravel to the ground You are the hand that gathers me up And when I'm laughing so hard That I can hardly breathe How do you know just when enough's enough Oh, it's hard to feel beautiful Oh, it's hard to feel beautiful in your own skin But you make me You make me beautiful Over and over again Does anybody know what it's like To feel larger than life To look de

Things A Guy Should Do For Their Girl....
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Ther Gows Them Dayum Florida Drivers Agin!!
South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Woman, 30, runs over instructor during driving lesson in Naples The Associated Press 8:31 PM EDT, August 5, 2007 NAPLES A man giving a 30-year-old woman a driving lesson had to be airlifted to a hospital after the woman accidentally ran over him, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said. David Tanner, 51, was teaching Victoria Hosner how to drive Thursday night when she accidentally hit the gas pedal and accelerated backward, according to the sheriff's office. Tanner was standing near the vehicle and was knocked to the ground. Victoria Hosner then ran over Tanner's leg. "It was totally an accident,'' Victoria Hosner's husband, David Hosner, told the Naples Daily News. Victoria Hosner continued to drive in reverse and caused about $6,000 worth of damage, authorities estimated. Tanner was airlifted to Lee Memorial Hospital in Fort Myers. He was discharged by Sunday, according to hospital records. A deputy thought Hosner's eyes

Words Are One Of The Most Powerful Forces
the words are beautiful they are love itself or human insistence for believing a beautiful lie. the words are mirrors they are blurred with tears or the surrogate life in which we live. the words are wise they are refugees in our mind or a way to let past have its ashes. the words are center they are destinies, comprised of conscious, innumerable parts or of some life that isn't intellectual. the words are petals they are without stems, in water or dreams, modified down to reality.

Everywhere I Go
"Everywhere I Go" It's funny how you think you really know yourself Like you would never lose yourself to someone else And I was up to thinking it was all about you and me Silly silly me I should have never listened to a word you said But I was always giving in to promises I never should have gone for I should never long for you no matter how hard it gets And I want this to be over I so want this to be through In the end somehow it always comes back to you Cause everywhere I go No matter what I do boy I just can't get you out of my head So it annoys me (You wasn't man enough) To come and tell me (That I was never the one) Like you said I was (You could have told someone) You knew you didn't love me anymore If you had only told me how you really felt I could have put my feelings into someone else But I was busy thinkin' I was where I was supposed to be Silly silly me But there was something 'bout you that I couldn't resist Can't put my finger on it but w

Better Off Alone
One thing I'm wonderin' When you run out of friends Will you be coming back home? Let's think this through again Let's take a different spin Why can't I leave you alone? Somewhere tonight, you may be found With some other girl you've been draggin' around You lie to yourself, and you lie to me It seems like the truth is your worst enemy Cause baby I'm tired, tired of the fight I'm tired of the lonely days and the dark endless nights It's taken some time, cause I didn't know If I could ever let you go You helped me figure it out I'm better off alone I'm better off alone I may be found, somewhere tonight Cursing the day you walked into my life What's done is done, I can't change time But I'll be damned if I'm not gonna try Oh I'm gonna try Baby I'm tired, tired of the fight I'm tired of the lonely days and the dark endless nights It's taken some time, cause I didn't know If I could ever let you go You helped me figure it out I'm better off alone But

Juicehead: The Devil Made Me Do It
If you like punk with just enough edge to make you uncomfortable, but catch enough to make you hum along to it, then this is an album you need to add to your collection. I was lucky enough to see them live with the Misfits a few months ago, and meet the singer/guitar player. I will say much better live. They do make one foray into the political ring, and it was okay. I think their songs about relationships hold much more water. I do get the feeling that they're a little image driven, but I still enjoy them. I'm guessing that MAYBE two people who read my stupid blogs would actually want to listen to them, and I'm not gonna go into too much detail. Lets just say hard enough to be punk, poppy enough mom and dad won't bitch, and fun enough that you'll want to listen to again. I give it a 6.5 guitars, and can't wait for their second release, which I totally expect to be better by leaps and bounds.

Over It
"Over It" I'm over your lies, and I'm over your games. I'm over you asking me, when you know I'm not okay. You call me at night, and I pick up the phone. And though you've been telling me, I know you're not alone. oh.. That's why (your eyes) I'm over it (your smile) I'm over it (realize) I'm over it I'm over it I'm over.. Wanting you, to be wanting me. No that ain't no way to be. How I feel, read my lips, because I'm so over.. Moving on, it's my time, you never were a friend of mine. Hurt at first, a little bit, but now I'm so over. I'm so over it.. I'm over your hands, and I'm over your mouth. Trying to drag me down, and fill me with self-doubt. oh.. That's why, (your words) I'm over it (so sure) I'm over it (I'm not your girl) I'm over it I'm over it I'm over... Wanting you, to be wanting me. No that ain't no way to be. How I feel, read my lips, because I'm so over.. Moving on, it's my time, you never were a friend of mine.

What Ancient Breed Are You?
You scored as Goddess, You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.Sorceress100% Elf100% Goddess100% Faerie83% Dragon83% Vampyre75% Drow75% Wolf67% Shadow Spirit42% Zombie17% What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

The Simpsons Movie
I love the Simpsons. In 17 years, I can think of maybe 3 episodes I didn't really care for, and they were still funny. So I was totally excited this movie came out, and even more so because they kept the same crew who write the episodes, and didn't ruin it be bringing in oursiders. My friend also saw it, and said that he was disappointed, because it was like watching a long episode. To me, that was the best part. It follows the basic pattern. Homer doesn't listen, Homer does something half ass, Homer puts everyone in danger, Homer tries to right things. There really is nothing new, but since it's a movie, they can do things that they can't on a TV show. The subtle jokes that are too adult for TV, and the young chilluns who watch it, and you get to hear Marge say "God Damn IT". Awesome I admit, I'm biased, and I've been waiting for this movie for years. I won't ruin it with details, but if you're a Simpson's fan, go see it. If you're not, you probably won't like it. I giv

What Are You ???
You scored as angel, You are an angel! You often look down to Earth and watch the mortals struggle, and help them through their hardships. You often find yourself crying for the follies of man, although you are a very optimistic person.faerie60% angel60% fallen angel20% vampire20% mermaid20% Which mythological creature is most like you?created with QuizFarm.com

Outsider
I hate the feeling you get when you think people don’t actually want to talk to you. The feeling like you’re just annoying them. I constantly worry that I am in the way, bothering, or annoying people. It is a feeling that persistently torments me. Another never-ending battle with me is the awkwardness of always feeling out of place. No matter whom I’m with or where I am, I never feel like I belong. I continuously observe social situations from the outside, only offering my input when I feel I have something important or intelligent to offer to the conversation. I wish for once I could just feel like I belong and that I am truly wanted. I crave for the feeling of acceptance and ease. Yet, those feeling seem far out of my grasp. Almost like a wonderlust, things that I will never experience. I am just use to having my feelings jerked around. My emotions fucked dry of any meaning. As I stand naked, exposed, baring all, my emotions spread out like playing cards. Nowhere to run o

Which Star Trek Charachter Am I?
Your results:You are Deanna Troi Deanna Troi 100% Uhura 80% Chekov 50% Beverly Crusher 50% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 50% Geordi LaForge 45% Will Riker 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% James T. Kirk (Captain) 40% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 35% Spock 22% Worf 20% Data 17% Mr. Scott 15% Mr. Sulu 10% You are a caring and loving individual. You understand people's emotions and you are able to comfort and counsel them. Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

The Bourne Ultimatum
I had a MUMM on friday, trying to decide what movie to see over the weekend, and ended up seeing both. And let me tell you, I am glad that I did, because both were great! To start with, I missed the first movie in this sequence in the theatres. I had seen "The Talented Mr Ripley", and had never forgiven Matt Damon for stealing 2 hours of my life. I forgive him. If you like action, conspiracy, and espionage...these are the movies for you. Non stop action, pretty good acting, and edge of your seat story are just a few ways to describe this. Jason Bourne was a government agent for the CIA, in a top secret department dealing with assassination. During an attempted assassination, he becames unraveled, and starts to remember his past. He then becomes a rogue agent, just trying to disappear and escape the life. But the government can't let that happen. Thus the action for the first two movies. In this movie, there is a leak within the program, and the newspaper article brings him

The Women's Guide To Men's English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and

The Answer To A Female Saying "what's Wrong?".....
The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam

The Mans Guide To Female English
We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be

Leaving Home
The first time around I thought things would be better, But as it's been said, "The grass ain't always greener on the other side of the fence." Now I come to the end of the second. And even as I approach forty, I'm fucking scared to death. I'm talking about marriage. Well my failed marriages anyway. I wonder, am I really that bad at relationships, or do I just keep making the same mistakes over and over, or.. is it my choice of women. It's easy to blame them. She did this or that. She didn't do enough of this or that. Easy to blame. But I know the things I have done and haven't done, and a real man owns up to that. Right? I can't take back the past. History is history. There ain't no damn time machine to let me go back and right the wrongs, make the other choices instead of the ones I have made. I have to live with what I have done. I have to live with what got me to where I am today. Preparing to leave again. To start over again. I turn forty in a couple of months. I have no

Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman...
Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! You must be very experienced. Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. Would you mind rolling around in this flour. I heard carpenters dream about you. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. Look....I can get my whole arm in. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Is that an optical illusion? If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in. Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Have you ever thought of working in a s

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man...
That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Start Of A Long Road
Well I am starting to not like talking to my mom. It seems everytime I do there is someone that is very ill. I found out last night that my grandma has colon cancer and we are waiting on test results to see how bad right now. One of my favorite uncles is losing his will to live and that really isnt a shock. And to top it all off my mom isnt doing so well herself. I made peace with losing my uncle a while ago. Since he hasnt been doing well for almost a year now. It is time for him to move on and not be in pain anymore. I havent really come to terms with my grandma going yet, but she has lived a long life. I just hope that she wont suffer too much before her passing. What scares me the most right now is losing my mom. We have fought a lot while I was growing up and up till about a two years ago, only after the biggest fight we have ever had. I think the fact that she is chronicly ill now has made her realize what I go through and that her time here is getting short. I d

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

The Perfect Day According To ... Her
8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30am Light breakfast 11:00am Sunbathe 12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:30pm Shopping 2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds 3:00pm Facial massage and nap 7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing 10:00pm Make love 11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
* Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. * Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. * I think hairy butts are really sexy. * Hey, get a whiff of that one. * Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. * This diamond is way too big! * I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. * I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. * Wow, it really is 14 inches! * Does this make my butt look too small? * I'm wrong, you must be right again.

The Perfect Day According To ... Him
10:00am Wake up 10:02am Oral sex 10:15am Big breakfast 11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs 2:15pm Enormous lunch 3:00pm Oral sex 3:15pm Play sports with the guys 4:00pm Drink beer with guys 6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:10pm Oral sex 6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer 11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sex

The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
* I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. * While I'm up, can I get you a beer? * I think hairy butts are really sexy. * Her tits are just too big. * Sometimes I just want to be held. * That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. * Sure I'd love to wear a condom! * We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. * Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. * I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions * No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.

What Could Go Wrong
Well lets start off on friday. It all started when i went to check the mail. I had noticed a paper that said Delinquent taxes your house is going for sheriffs sale. I grabbed the paper and ran into the house. I picked up the phone and called the courthouse. I yelled and screamed at the poor lady and she said read the address again to me. After i read it back to her i noticed one thing. It was meant for the house one street over. What a relief that was. About 15 minutes later I heard a banging at the side of my house and the power went out. When I Ran outside to check I noticed a 6 foot black guy removing my meter from my house. First thing i said was What the fuck are you doing to my house mother fucker. He tells me I'm late paying my electric bill. I said That i didn't recieve a shut off notice or anything. He tells me it was mailed out. They don't send them certified anymore, they rely on regular mail. So what else was left but pay the bill. After The bill got paid and the power was

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Things As Of Late.
Busy Busy Busy. Its like theres never enough minutes in a day around this time of year. And the miles on my car are racking up. Just since Thursday i went from Northern VA to WV then Friday i went from WV to the MD/PA boarder, back to WV then back to Northern VA. Saturday and Sunday were spent in Fredricksbug and then last night I drove all over DC looking for Union Station[which i found but have to go back to tonight because her train was sold out]. Tomarrow I go back to WV for a couple days, maybe fredricksburg again to see the boytoy and then Sunday Im going to a NC beach which *hopefully* i dont have to take my car and drive to as well. My anxiety attacks seem to be getting worse. They have changed or evolved over the last couple of months. Their onset is much quicker now, and its very angry anxiety. I know its gotten worse when I find myself woken from a sleep to an anxiety attack and the first thing upon opening my eyes is the realization that im hurting myself with my own fin

Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

The Lizard And The Koala Bear
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down

The Invitation
The Invitation It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I

The Nun And The Skinhead
A nun sat on train. A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window. Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord. The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!" The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."

A F#@%ing Checking Account
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window "I want to open a f#@%ing checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a f#@%ing checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no f#@%ing problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the f#@%ing lottery and I want to open a f#@%ing checking account in this f#@%ing bank." "Oh, I see," says the manager. "And is this f#@%ing bitch giving you a hard time?" Moral: Money talks.....

Momma Always Said...
# My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you are going to kill each other, do it outside because I just finished cleaning." # My Mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." # My Mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week." # My Mother taught me LOGIC 101- "Because I said so, that's why." # My Mother taught me LOGIC 102 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you are not going to the store with me." # My Mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you are in an accident." # My Mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." # My Mother taught me about OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." # My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST - "Will you 'look' at the dirt on the back of your neck." # My Mother taught me about STAMINA - "You will sit there 'til

Q And A
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee? A: It hurts their teeth. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A: She tried to drown it. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.

Magic Beer
A lady walks into a fancy bar on top of a thirty story building and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy,so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it. "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,so the guys says to the bartender,"Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her bod

12 Things To Never Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

An Italian Honeymoon
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?" Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da train a ride down." What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, "no eat in dese'a car. Musta use a dining car." So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of vino. Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, "No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car, so we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor,

How To Clean A Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids. 3. Take the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" that I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself. Sincerely, the Dog

Late Night Strategies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night. One turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine before going into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY????!!! And she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!!"

The Blonde's Medical Exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully, with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

Piercings And Pain
i got my tongue pierced for my 18th bday and yes for those who dont talk to me enough to know my real age sorry about that, but yeah IM 18! As of July 31st! LMAO ne ways talk to you guys more about it later...lmao

Just Like Mom
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout .. and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him and said “Thank you”. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "It can't be that much ! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yes, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too." DON'T TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES

The Birthday Present
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck, and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look," she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up and you could surprise me you know." So, for her birthday, he bought her a bathroom scale. Funeral services are pending.

How Men And Women Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 6. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 8. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. 9. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 10. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 11. Rinse conditioner off hair. 12. Shave armpits and legs. 13. Turn off shower. 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. 15. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

This Member Was Rude To Me And To Others
I HATE TO DO THIS BUT THIS GUY WAS VERY RUDE TO ME AND CALLED ME A FAKE BECAUSE I DID NOT LEAVE HIS PICTURE AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE! SIX OTHER MEMBERS JOINED THE CLUB THE SAME DAY AND WHEN I MOVED HIM DOWN TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE PAGE WITH THE OTHERS WHO HAD JUST JOINED, HE HAD A FIT AND INSULTED ME GREATLY ONLY ONE DAY AFTER HE JOINED THE CLUB. NOW HERE IS ANOTHER SHOUT BOX CONVERSATION FROM ANOTHER ONE OF OUR MEMBERS WITH THE SAME KIND OF INSULTS. HE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE LIST AND BLOCKED NO ONE IN HERE HAS TO TAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF FROM ANYONE OR THE PERVS WHO WISH TO JOIN TO JUST HAVE ACCESS TO PEOPLE TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO SO FEEL FREE TO DELETE ANYONE WHO GIVES YOU THIS KIND OF PROBLEM AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT IT. LOVE AND HUGS GAIL HIS NAME WAS TIM LAWLER THE WRESTLER

25 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
# I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. # I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. # How about never? Is never good for you? # I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. # I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. # I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. # I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. # I don't work here, I'm a consultant. # It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. # Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. # I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. # You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. # I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. # I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. # I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. # Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely

Mourning After
Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies," Mama! I have someone for you to meet. Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." Now, he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...except that he has on a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "

... Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to a beautiful, young (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and, finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked........... "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

It,s Morn.. Yeah Great Day And All>prayer For My Sick Friends And Other Friends> And Thank Yous To My Lord For All He,s Given To Us All>>
It,s morn now sun is shining light The clouds a hanging high The birds singing too a fresh morning dew God is a looking in on us he slept whole night thru but he had an angel watching out for you All is good and going so Today is a Blessing to behold Dont forget to thank Our LOrd He gives you his all yes he does but in his time when he knows thats when you be needing so he knows you cry ' he knows some grieve he knows when we sleep he knows our needs he trys to answer all in due time but some wont except he is thy God he still love you no matter what he forgives us our sins does he not ? he sent h is only begotten son Jesus Christ to die on a cross so we not be lost to give us a gift .. the greatest of all A life free from sin so we be not lost what a high price that was paid to save a sinner like you and I But Jesus fought not He laid down his life so we would have faith in him and forever belive.in hi gift of life for you

Ok Things Woman Do When They Shower,now Things Men Do When Taking A Shower So True Hehe Enjoy Thx...........
Taking A Shower Posted: 8/6/2007 8:14:23 AM (How to Shower Like a Woman).................. 1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom. 3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting. 4. Turn on hot water only. 5. Get in the shower -- once you've found it through all the steam. 6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 7. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 8. Rinse hair. 9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw. 11. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut

Italian Men
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time. .............No one moves. .............He removes his shirt. ............Muscles ripple across his chest. ..............She gasps... .............. He whispers: "Iron this,

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the

It's Good To Be The King
Men. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit

What A Coincidence...
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says " How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks." he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man And Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman Lol Enjoy Cheers...............
Not To A Naked... Posted: 8/6/2007 8:05:56 AM (Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man).............. That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! (T

Knucklehead Sighting....lol
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, " Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, " NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." ________________________________ I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." _____________________________________ My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco She asked the person behind the counter for " minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had Iceberg. ________________

The World Is Nuts
1. In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2. In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) 4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") 5. There are men in Guam whose full- time job is to travel the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. The reason? Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidde

Today
Well folks, I am going to drive to New York this evening. I will be heading out at about 6 p.m. and won't be here for two days. The reason forthis trip is to keep two appointments with NYU, and to prepare for the fall term. This means I will not be online for a couple of days, and I will let everyone know how my trip up there turns out.

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives head of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker

Ok Cherrys The Blowjob Etiquette Enjoy Lmfao...........
Blowjob Etiquette Posted: 8/6/2007 7:46:56 AM Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)........... 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your**** 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my

Longing...
Rain soaked, dripping wet... Chilled and shredded to the bone... Longing, yearning for a cleansing... I stand alone, in the dark... Arms wrapped tightly around my heaving chest... Shivering, sobbing as the lightening crashes all around... Waiting for the warmth to come back... I yearn to reach out to you, touch you, feel you... I ache deep inside for your tender caress... Feeling in my tortured soul... That we are destined to be one... The thunder drowns out the voices in my head... Quiets my most inner dread... If only for a moment, I am at peace... The purging has begun... I assert myself once again to be open and free... Instead of locked behind my crystal gate... So fragile and broken, at any given moment... One crack and the gate comes tumbling down... Shattering into a million glittering specks... I am lost in my most inner abyss... Drowning in my sea of wallow... My need overwhelms me... To run to you and be welcomed with open arms... My heart breaks more

Worst Pick Up Lines Guys Try Again Lol Haha Lmao.....................
THERE ARE scores of books, Web sites, and seminars available informing men about the most effective opening lines to use to meet women. Now, at long last, a major survey reveals the least effective pick-up lines! "Use any of these lines to try to meet a woman, and you're guaranteed to receive either a slap in the face, a kick in the groin or a restraining order," claims Charles Gayton, director of Survey America, Inc., the company that just completed the five-year, 2,500 women survey. The women surveyed were simply asked one question: "What was the least effective, most offensive opening line you've ever heard from a man trying to meet you?" There was no shortage of answers, according to Gayton. "Most women had at least ten that still bothered them, even after many years." Here, according to the survey, are the world's least effective pick-up lines: PATRIOTIC: "I'm shipping out to Iraq in the morning. Want to come back to my place and help me grease my rifle?" "Go

Daddys Day Poem
( I saw this and had to post it. I don't know who wrote it but I loved it! ) DADDYS DAY POEM Author Unknown Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At

Charliesimages.com August 2007
Something different this month at CharliesImages! Our August Featured Models are Elizabeth and Brian. We have couples poses with a romantic and sexy mood to them. Lots of info on our two models on the website. We also have the final 8 models of our Bikini Babes Special Feature. That's 24 bikini babes for you to enjoy. "Divas in Denim" is this month's free wallpaper created by Robert of Tiger Eye Media. Drop by the website, enjoy the photos, and invite a friend or two as well. Charlie http://charliesimages.com

Quiz 2 Please Do This(yes Or No ???? )
yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :

Quiz 1. Please Do This
who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????

10 F/u's Of Ct
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who bitch about the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? Don't be jealous. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS CHERRY TAP!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX.

Monday Links: O&a Return From Detroit, Doug Stanhope, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Coming To Virginia, Interns Needed, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a beautiful Monday morning (IS IT???), and the Opie and Anthony Crew has returned from another successful Traveling Virus Show in Detroit, and are nuzzled safe and sound in the New York studio. Thanks to everyone who turned out for the show at the DTE Pavillion. The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! If you missed the show in Michigan, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from real giraffe necks (so we're told... we could be mistaken):CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!Click the PIC! Order yours today! Speaking of shirts... (Check out what Nyli is wearing!) Today on the POgram, our pal Doug Stanhope will be calling in to talk about his new DVD, No Refunds, and hopefully he'll be as clear-headed than usual... Want to see the in-s

6 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, August 6: A cozy home has always been important to you, so you'll be understandably disturbed when the people in your life tromp all over your peace of mind and physical security. Start shopping for another place to live.

U Know Who U R!!
Nice to know it was all just another routine, wasn't what it really seemend, cause I found out the truth, uncovered ur lies, chged my mind & said goodbye, nice to know about all ur lies, thanks for making me just another one of your games, same routine just different names, thanks for trying to tame me & break my spirit, just shut your mouth I dont wanna hear it, bronze isn't gold, lies aren't truth told, couldn't just stay honest and true, well I geuss then it wouldn't be u, u had to cheat just had to do it, & so u did & then you blew it, so now we're over done & through, & finally happy, all thanks to u, so thanks for the cheats, scandals, & lies, I'm finally happy we got to say our goodbyes, goodbye to ur scheme, go make someone else part of ur routine!! If it hits home then SCREW OFF!!

A Smalltown Fest, A Fire And A Man Arrested For Kicking An Officer
Good Morning world! This weekend was an eventful weekend here in Southwestern Lower Michigan. It started out with the Annual Coloma Glad / Peach Fest. That begun Friday at 6:00 PM with the kiddies’ parade and live music thanks to The Easy Street and their beer tent. The Music was Al and Lou which if you are not from these parts could not tell them from Roy Rogers and Dale Evans with the exception these guys do not ride horses and I was pretty sure they were not packing six shooters. However they could sing and play very well I might add. Many local bands choose this venue to send a body or two from their own band to play along. Friday Night there were 4 different band members who joined Al and Lou and Saturday there were 7. It made for some great music and marvelous entertainment. Mandy did her stint in the arts and crafts area helping small children make you name it and also did various things to promote art for these youngsters. Bonnie was helping in the CCPO booth. (Coloma Community

For The Women
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m

Going Offline For A Bit
I found out this morning that I should be leaving in a few days so I'll be doing the hurry up and wait dance for the next week or two. Not sure how much internet access I'll have or if I'll just be at the mall taking in the sites... lmao laters

Supporting Your Troops......
Well How can the american people say that they support the troops??? 1st you have to support the commander-in-chief..... no one say's you have to like him. show the troops you support them and support the commander. (thats the president). remember u voted for him and if you did not then shut the fuck up and vote next time. Second you have to support the troops mission.... no matter where it is. hello ppl know what the mission is. we have soldiers serving in harms way all over the fuckin world. soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die fuckin daily to give you the right of freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom to party ur ass off on a friday night.. do you know we have troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Egypt, Bosnia, Kosovo, Korea, the horn of Africa, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Cuba and fuckin places that even i dont even know.. and they cant even tell their families or have not even spoken to them in months....... yes troops die daily, but do u know that an average 1500

Nick's Birthday!!
I just wanted to take the time to say Happy Birthday to my "adopted" son. He is stationed in Korea at the moment and we miss him dearly!! I am very happy that I talked him into joining me on fubar!! Nick joined the Army right after high school and has been in Iraq for the past 3 years. He left in July for a years hardship duty in Korea. I am very proud and honored to have such a dedicated person in my life!! Thank you for fighting for our freedom!! Nick is in my family list,,Go show him some fubar love and respect!! Thanks! xoxoxo Have a wonderful Birthday son!! Stay safe and keep the faith and always remember that WE LOVE AND MISS YOU DEARLY!!! ~mom commentsafe.com SUPPORT THE TROOPS SUPPORT THE TROOPS SUPPORT THE TROOPS

The F-word!!!
I jacked this shit from CHAOS!!!! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS and IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE I DON'T GIVE A 'FUCK' ITS FUNNY ANYWAY SO LAFF AT IT...LMAO!!! Fuck is such a versatile word... Greetings: How the fuck are you! Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Confusion: What the fuck...? Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! Denial: I didn't fucking do it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? Directions: Fuck off. Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty! Business: I hate this fucking job. Oedipal: Motherfucker. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history: Where the fuck is all that water coming from? -Captain of the Titanic That's not a fucking real gun. -John Lennon Who's going to fucking know? -President Nixon Any fucking idiot could understand that. -Albert Einstein What the fuck was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima It fucking does "so" look like her. -Pi

I Want Entire...
I want entire... I want you to you mine. I want you friend, I want loved, I want you loving you. I want you listener, I want to listen to you. I want entire you... I only want you mine. E in this fondness I want smiling you. I want you with the opened smile, a pretty smile in the eyes. I want you with the kisses, with the affections, I always want it feeling me. I want you with its skill, always in making desirous. E in this fondness, in this to be together, I landed on water you infinitely. E together, I do not know if I make poems the entire day with intervals to love you, but I believe, that it would love you the entire day with intervals to make poems. E in these poems would transcribe how much he is sweet and divine they are the emotions. How much love, how many desires, how much pleasure invades our hearts. It would make poems of ingenuous simple form... as the boy who earned prettiest of the gifts. It would make poems saying to it that I want you for entire... I want you mine. I

Back In It
hey what's up, people call me peanut, i don't know the name just stuck. i'm somewhat new to this site, but i guess you can blog on this. For a while i was always the person to back down from competition with women, not like they're supposed to be a competition (i mean so it's not degrading) but i would alwasy give up if i realized i didn't have a shot and i would never make the first move because of rocky relationships in the past and being used or played by a lot of people. But last night i realized to not back down anymore and give it my all. i'm not going to sit back and wait anymore for my opportunity to come to be with a girl, i'm going out there on a sturdy branch and going for it instead of watching as*holes and fatties get the girls by being a d*ck and some still go for that. i've come a long way from being a fatass myself to getting in shape and looking good, and now it's my turn. Nothing worth having ever comes easy, so those of you with relationship problems, look in the mi

Awake?
Then help me out friend! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Scarybirds Site
Okay have now sorted the site out so it works, just working on the outer pages but anyway the majority of stuff is working. If you would like to join the site then please click on the link below and go to the community link and create an account for yourself. As this is a private network I will have to activate your account. In the Who Invited you bit if you can put my name followed by fubar just so i can know where have come from Scarybirds Website There are four types of membership Collaborators - this is for those directly involved in the project Creatives - this is for writers, artists, musicians etc Networkers - this is for people who enjoy social/business networking Subverters - this is for those involved in the IT arena, such as web development guys etc

Manipulating People.
Even if you understand and follow all of the rules for more effectively engaging manipulators, life with them is not likely to be easy. --George K. Simon Jr. Sometimes they want something. Sometimes they want someone to give them something or to feel a particular way. They want power in some way, shape, or form. Manipulators prey on our weak spots. Obsession and guilt are weapons. Manipulators get us to use these weapons on ourselves.

Where Are You?
Ok .... whats going on with all of you?? We currently have one person to bomb a family member and only one of you can be bothered to help and that person wasn't even the person in the giveaway .... go figure. If you no longer wish to be a Freelancer please let us know in a mail if you want to be removed from our friends list also so you no longer get our blogs/bulletins please add that to your mail. We need people that will bomb to be able to make a difference to someone in a contest we dont feel confident enough in getting your help to be able to offer our help to anyone at the moment. We understand its the summer and people have holl's booked (be nice to get a mail to let us know when you are going) and familys that mean things pop up but to see how few of you are actually bombing is it worth calling us a family right now?? If you read this and still wish to be a freelancer what are you waiting for read the bulletin/blog and get bombing lets see if we still have a family.

Lift Your Head High Monday, August 6, 2007
Where there is great difficulty, there are also great opportunities. Where there is sorrow, there is also much possibility for real joy. In places of darkness, even a small light can make an enormous positive difference. When the situation seems hopeless, that's precisely when acting on hope can turn things around. The greatest achievements often have their origins in the most complicated and perplexing problems. By accepting the possibility of dreadful failure, people are able to create magnificent success. When it seems that no options remain, that's when a breakthrough is about to happen. Each setback along the way makes the eventual success that much more precious and valuable. No matter how good or how difficult life may be now, there is always a realistic and accessible way to make it better. For you can learn, you can adapt, you can grow stronger, and you can take effective action to move forward. Whatever may be, whatever may happen, lift your head high with thankf

6 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, August 6: Interpersonal back-and-forth looks very interesting now. No, it might not be entirely smooth, but the bumps definitely let you see different aspects of a person. Where will your current romantic road lead?

Enthusing Over A Favorite Website But Not One I Work For. Also, Ernest John Moeran (who He)
Glad I finally figured out how to get the music at Naxos.com to work again. Only 1/5 of any given track (depending on the recording), but with for such a large distributor of recordings (especially classical - Naxos, Marco Polo, BIS), that's still of much interest; I have many recordings from those three labels on my shelves already, some of them there because the site once offered the opportunity to audition entire recordings, some of which (not enough to justify their expenses of course) I then did go and buy. (For example, Ernest John Moeran's 1937 symphony in G minor and his sinfonietta in C. The symphony combines a range of influences- from the English and Irish countryside (or so it seems??) to the music of Finnish contemporary, Jean Sibelius - but "the whole is more than the sum of its parts" and I find the work very exciting. And both the symphony and the sinfonietta (and the later cello sonata, on a Marco Polo CD that can also be heard in part at the same website) show how

For The Ladies
Software Upgrade: Installing Husband 1.0 Software ============================================================== Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housekeeping 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Sincerely, Desperate ________________________________________________________________________ Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Packa ge, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the com

Why???!!!
Anger welling up inside... The rage and hatred eating a hole in my soul... Pray to God that I don't find you alone... I will haunt your every waking moment... What the hell were you thinking??? I put my trust in you, weren't we friends??? And you taint that friendship with all that is unholy in my eyes... How could you be so cold and selfish??? What lack of morols made you decide to do what you did??? Did you honestly think in anyway what you did or tried to do was acceptable??? Now I sit here alone in a dark room thinking of ways to get back at you... To exact my revenge in the most unforgivable way possible... You have made me your worst nightmare... I hope you are ready to accept the consequences of your actions...

Land Of Confusion
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They're moving into the street Now, did you read the news today? They say the danger has gone away But I can see the fire's still alight They're burning into the night There's too many men, too many people Making too many problems And there's not much love to go around Can't you see this is a land of confusion? This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in Oh, superman, where are you now? When everything's gone wrong somehow? The men of steel, these men of power Are losing control by the hour This is the time, this is the place So we look for the future But there's not much love to go around Tell me why this is a land of confusion This is the world we live in And these are the hands we're given Use them and let's start trying To make it a place worth living in

Better Things To Do
Don't tell me the reason that you're calling Is to see if I'm all right since you've been gone 'Cause I know you and I know why we're talking You're wanting me to say I'm barely hanging on Well, maybe that was true for a night or two But now, I got better things to do I could wash my car in the rain Change my new guitar strings Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do Maybe when I don't have so much going Or quite so many irons in the fire I'll take the time to miss you like you're hoping But now, I can't put forth the effort it requires Well, I'd love to talk to you, but then, I'd miss Donahue That's right, I got better things to do Check the air in my tires Straighten my stereo wires Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do I got better things to do

Gotta Love What Kids Say
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. God is like.. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like... a FORD He's got a better idea . God is like... COKE He's the real thing. God is like... HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like... TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like... GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like... SEARS He has everything. God is like... ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there. God is like... DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like... ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. God is like... DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you

Go To Bed Already!!!
YES I KNOW I SAID I WAS GOIN TO BED!! BUT THERE IS TIME FOR ONE MORE DRUNKEN BLOG!! HE HE WHY DO MEN LIKE TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD??? I DON'T GET IT!! WHY WHAT IS THE POINT OF IT?????? ANSWER ME DAMN IT!! OK YOU TELL ME YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME... THEN YOU TALK TO OTHER GIRLS!! WHAT THE FUCK!! HRM YEAH THAT WORKS!! FUCKEN FUCK HEAD!! NOW YOU WONT GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HEAD!! DAMN IT!! TWO SECONDS AFTER I STOP FUCKIN CRYING YOU MESSAGE ME!! WHAT THE HELL!!! YOU EITHER WANT ME OR YOU DON'T!!! MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!!! IF YOU WANT ME THEN FUCKIN PROVE IT AND STOP TALKING TO HER! EVEN IF IT IS FRIENDS I DON'T CARE!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I DID THAT TO YOU AND I WAS STILL TALKING TO THE OTHER GUY!! AND IF YOU DON'T WANT ME THEN LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!! SURE I'LL CRY FOR A FEW DAYS BUT I'LL EVENTUALLY GET OVER IT!! AND YA KNOW WHAT...I MET SOMEONE! SOMEONE REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE!! THAT REALLY REALLY REALLY CARES ABOUT ME! THAT ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT ME

Who Are You To Judge Me
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME FOR MISTAKES MADE IN MY PAST TO PUT ME DOWN FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE & WHEN I CRY ALL YOU DO IS LAUGH THE WORD LOVE AND ALL THE EFFORT PUT INTO IT YOU JUST LOOK FOR THINGS TO THROW IT AWAY WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE INSTEAD OF EASILY RUNNING AWAY A LIFE CAME ALONG AS WE BOTH KNOW IT WASNT ASKED FOR NOR WAS IT EXPECTED BUT IT SHOULD BE TAKEN AS BLESSING NOT JUST A PROBLEM NEGLECTED AS I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I CRY AT WHAT I SEE ALL CONFIDENCE LOST NOT KNOWING WHAT I WANT TO BE AND AS YOU STEADILY TEAR ME DOWN MY LOVE FOR YOU STAYS STRONGER THEN EVER TOO MUCH PRIDE TO SHOW A FROWN STILL ALLOWING YOU TO THINK YOU SO SLICK, SO CLEVER AND AS THE NIGHT FALLS I LET GO ALL MY FEARS MY PRIDE HITS THE FLOOR AND MY FAKE SMILE TURNS TO TEARS AS I SIT ON THE GROUND AND THROW EVERYTHING AWAY IM SAYING IT JUST TO HURT YOU TO LET YOU KNOW YOU MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY SO HOW DID IT FEEL WHEN

Wtf Is Our Country Turning Into??!!
I cannot believe this SHIT!! (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get The process started before everyo

Apology
How do I tell you I'm sorry - With a gesture, a look, a touch? How is it I never realized I hurt you so very much? I do not ask forgiveness, A comfort I'll never deserve. I merely want to let you know, But I cannot find the nerve. To finally confront you, face-to-face, To look you in the eye, To face your wrath, your apathy - Too terrified to try. You called me selfish, I turned away, I festered and I fled; Cutting and wounding and lashing out, Just to see if you bled. Betraying and deceiving you, I surely had no right To snatch away such a precious gem; A dark thief in the night. Four years and forever passed To bring us to this day, When I present these simple words I never thought to say. The time has come, it's long past due, To put aside my fear; Would this confession torture you, Or have you longed to hear? To hear those two forbidden words, To vanquish all the pain, To understand my dearest wish: To know you once again. The years a

Always
When you need a shoulder to cry on, Remember that I have a warm embrace, Ready to offer comfort. When you think I'm being too tough, Remember that which does not kill you Makes you stronger. When you need a friend to listen, Remember that I am here for you, Always. When you doubt me, Remember that I once knelt at your feet, Washing them in service to you. When you lose faith in yourself, Remember that I never did, Nor ever will.

...ummmmm
Due to my new job at the dairy,I havent been on ...err what is it now ... oh Fubar.If any one wants to vent or whatever you can reach me anytime anywhere using my email address (got a new toy, like a blackberry thing but not ... ok ok it's a blackjack..) any way i can access the major messengers as well. in short don't hesitate...

!!!!!!!!!??????don't Ask
so beautiful, so young, so wet let me be your first, last, and your next da one who dicks you down every night da one who gives you orgasims as if you were in flight da one who places his tongues between your clit da one who has you gripping da sheets yelling that is it let me be da one who turns you over having you feel lucky as a four leaf clover i feel you cumming with passions of joy always considering my dick your favorite toy. so after the togetherness of so much fun, let me be da one who makes you cum, cum, cum da prodigy

A Vision Of Beauty
Picture a rainbow butterfly sparkling like a diamond in the grass, picture a thousand scarlet poppies blowing in the wind, Isn't that your vision of beauty. Have you ever walked beside a crystal lake, and heard the never ending harmony of birds, That's what beauty is. Did you see the never ending turquoise sea, or run across the golden sand, Isn't that your vision of beauty. Beauty is the glowing silver moon, the shatters of shiny stars, Isn't nature the most beautiful thing in the world?.

Feelins 4 Sum 1
There's something stirring within me Like the aquatic waves during a winter's storm Something so irresistible and addicting in between a dream and reality I am torn You say you care and you have mad respect That the vibe between us is like no other Then please tell me why your actions prove different and tell me when "Lies" and "Deceit" became characteristics of a lover My feelings for you are genuine and true just as the sun rises and sets in the day and evening and the land and sky meet All I am is honest with you With your feelings do not be discreet Patience is a virtue and I must say I display it well When will we be on the same page of love? I guess time will have to tell All I ask is for your honesty Look me in the eye and express the truth Do you get butterflies in your stomach and for a quick moment regress back to your youth? My emotions feel like they have gone to waste and have been disregarded I am deserving

Xxx Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: i prefer men, but i love womenHow often do you like to have sex?: dailyIs sex a top priority for you?: very much soDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: oftenHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: every so oftenHow do you feel about one night stands?: they're funHow many one night stands have you had?: a few...What's your favorite position?: me on topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: both, but it really depends on the guyHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends....Do you get off first or do they?: usually me when im with a guyDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: depends on how good the other person

Cage Face
Behind the cage is the face of something unknown His cold hands are not the only thing that is of ice He knows what he did and lives with no regret Only to keep his face from being viewed by society. With the terror he caused and the lives he destroyed Each addition to his full body cast grows Soon he will be covered by his sins That the breath of life shall be taken from him. He shows no remorse for the blood he spills Condemning anyone he sees fit to become one The current mist that surrounds his face Shall never reveal the man-made curse.

Today's Assignment
#####7 DAY BLAST/MONTH VIC GIVEAWAY##### They both need 20,000 comments Lucy ONLY 2071 COMMENTS 2 GO Brad ONLY 18105 COMMENTS TO GO After we get Lucy & Brad done lets work on Hellcat... #####1 YEAR VIC CONTEST##### FIRST TO REACH 250,000, WINS 1 YEAR VIC Hellcat

We Must Fight The Ignorance!!
This man was a decorated veteran who gave his life so we could enjoy the basic freedoms most take for granted.You know the simple things, freedom to speak our minds,get the job of our choice, worship in the church and faith of our choice. I am relieved to know that through the persistance of his widow, the Veterans Administration has allowed something as personally precious as the acknowledgement of faith to be honored. I know my brothers in the military understand this. They live in harms way so we don't have to! For that I can't express my gratitude. To my younger brother, Doug, thank you! Thank you for takingthe time to "read my mind". (The original article follows) Still not accepted as equal! At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart. That's because Stewart was a Wiccan, and the U.S. Department of Vete

I'm Awake Now. . .
I was just absolutely terrified by my own mind. I was sleeping very well, and then my mind decided to dream. This was no ordinary dream, I have only had one like this before in my life and it has not happened in 14 years. I still remember every detail of that dream as I will never forget the details of this. My close friends and I had just bought a house. We were all moved in and were just getting things unpacked and situated into place. The four of us had separated to our respective areas of the house to finish unpacking and hanging our various sundries and such when a knock came at our door. I was excited for this was our first visitor. My room was the closest to the front door, so I got there first, followed by Shawn, then Dan, then Trampas. It was one of our neighbors over to wish us well and give us a housewarming gift of food and assorted stuffs. We thanked her and bid her adieu as she walked away, all very sunny, nice and calm. The boys and I decided to eat because w

Goodbye
Goodbye is the word that I utter in this world that is moving faster losing you is all that matter for your the one that makes me better. Destiny has never met mine, our music never rhyme. Though we are in the same line, it seems that we are not divine. My dreams had come to nothing though it seems to be my everything. My life is now drowning in the water that is freezing

Mindy Smith - Jolene [love This Song]
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, Jolene He talks about you in his sleep And there's nothing I can do to keep From crying when he calls your name, Jolene But I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him just because you can You could have your choice of men But I could never love again He's the only one for me, Jolene I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, Jolene Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Remain Miles Apart.
Life is getting very bleak I don't think I will find the love I seek The future is seemingly black and I know there is no going back. The chances for success are becoming less and less I have poured out my soul and heart we still remain miles apart. I have exposed the real me for very few to see They will not forget I will probably regret. All I have to offer is me not enough I see My love, heart, help and desire not enough to light anyone's fire Feeling less amused, but totally confused I have lost, so I must let her be there is nothing else to do, I see. But my love for her is so deep it even robs me of sleep I am in so much emotional pain maybe a blade deep into a vein. No, its the way out of the cheat its not me, its not neat To myself I must confess, not leave others to clean up the mess. In the world you can only help a few I only wanted to give her a life that was true There is a lot more to her than meets the eye but she is caged a

Destiny's Child Soldier
[T.I.] Hey (I want a soldier) Well you got it, I'm the hottest around They'll know it when they see you rollin' Impalas around (I got a soldier) With the top down, feelin' the sounds Quakin' and vibratin' them thighs Ridin' harder than guys With the chrome wheels at the bottom, white leather inside When them flames be spittin' at you, tell 'em don't even try it To shoot it with 'Chelle, and kick it with Kelly, or holla at B You gotta be G's, you way outta ya league [Kelly] We like them boys that be in them Lacs leanin' (leanin') Open they mouth, they grill gleamin' (gleamin') Candy paint, keep that whip clean and (clean and) They always be talkin' that country slang we like They keep that beat that be in the back beatin' (beatin') Eyes see so low from that chiefin' (chiefin') I love how he keep my body screamin' (screamin') A rude boy that's good to me, with street credibility [chorus] If his status ain't hood, I ain't checkin' for him

Pit Bulls
Bulletin Message DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to wether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, really, are as SWEET as can be ;below are pictures of pitbulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring enviroment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER.........So wha

Fantasy Or Reality...
Whenever I am super horny and need something to think about to help myself get off. I fantasize about meeting a stranger in a parking lot at night. I walk over to his car and he has his dick in his hand stroking it. Last week I was in that state of mind as I often am since I decided to clean up my act. I was lying on my bed with my finger in my pussy and squeezing my legs real tight. I realized I would cum harder if I had some help. So I stepped into my parking lot fantasy. This time I decided to give it a twist since I could do whatever I wanted. I closed my eyes and stroked my pussy until it started to get wet. I inserted my fingers and off to the dark parking lot I went. My friend was sitting in his car as I walked by his window. As usual he had his dick in his hand stroking it like he was trying to detach it from his torso. I never knew what or who he was looking at to stroke so intensly. Perhaps he was fantasizing within my fantasy. I stopped at the window and spoke to him

The Epic
A book, a love story, the quill has been compiling all the text from these stories, all the on line live talks, the blogs myspace, the emails. I am leaving in a few days I don't want to loose any of this stuff. My word processor has over 350 pages worth of compiled text from all the above going back through the middle of July, I still have over 3 weeks to compile. This will no longer be called a love story, its now an epic. "big smile" I had no idea it was, would be like this. WOW. that's a lot of typing, a lot of thinking, a lot of love. And I have not even started. WOW, I cant wait to get back, to be in my Angels arms. I love you Angel, I love you. I started to print it out, hoping it would be easy to have a hard copy. Bad idea. After 200+ pages going back only to July 20th with the blog and email only and the paper stack over ¾" thick. I had to stop. "BIG SMILE" I think after its all compiled, I will take it to Kinko's get it done there.

Aaron Tippin- Kiss This [love This Song]
She was a woman on a mission Here to drown a man for leavin So I set her up again to watch him drown She had just about succeeded When that low down no goodcheater Good for nothing came struttin' through the crown Oh he was layin' it on so thick He never missed a lick Professing his never ending love Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said Well I guess you think we're just goinna kiss and makeup don't ya (That's when she said) Why don't you kiss...kiss this And I don't mean on my rosy red lips Me and You, oh we are through And there's only one thing left for you to do You just come on over here one last time Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye Well the next thing I recall She had him back against the wall Chewing him like a bulldog on a bone She was putting him in his place And I mean right up in his face Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs It was just about now that the crowd gathered round They came to wat

Confused
Why is it that when you finally find something or someone special in your life that you love being with everything just falls apart. You give all of your heart into making someone and yourself happy and yet you still fail. You see the end coming but you just turn your head so that maybe it will never come, then you run straigh into the wall. I konw life sucks for now and that all will be fine soon, but I just can't help feeling lost, not knowing where to go, what to do. I want to cry, but I just don't have a reason to anymore. I though I found something new and special that would last, and made it konwn that I wanted to be there to help with anything and everything, yet once again I am not allowed. I am pushed away, granted it's so I don't get hurt, but I am willing to risk it, why isn't anyone else. Why does my life just repeat it's self. How can I be told that I am the best, yet still not be good enough. I just don't get this world and the people in it. Help me understand. Should I w

Charmed
literature i say is a moment away awake in the wind. yet i listen to nothing more to day dreams and nightmares worth living all to damn. is it myself the limitation of not even risking. yet only to be judge for what my soul walks around in. sum be sucker only looking at skin like lolipops. charm can be she just being a flirt r.kelly aint have to tell me this. she was playing the song in the background.

Flush The Siccors Down The Hole
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of

Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Miranda Lambert Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates I saw her mustang And my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in bare-handed She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do she kissed him while I got a beer she didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex girlfriend I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch somebody tell that girl step up to the plate I wanna Pitch (Little Bitch) Those pretty girls can play their game but they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to a hammer everything lookes like a nail I was mad as hell Tho

Short Poemz
LOVE IS JUST A WORD SO IS FUCK BOY FREINDS GIRL FREIND BABY FATHERS BABY MOTHERS WORDS ACTION MEANING IS IT NOT WORDS START WARS END THEM AND START AGAIN WORDS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL THING WHY PEOPLE WACTH WORDS THAT COME FROM LIPS

I Hate Him
I'm sorry but I've had enuff. Moved Arkansas a few monthes ago from Georgia. I thought life would be better new start. He's gotten worse. I love my husband but I hate him. I'm not going to explain. I'm just venting. I'm a widow on weekends, he comes home whenever he's done drinking and whoring around. I can't take this anymore. He's making my soul die inside. I have to go back home. Anything is better than this. whew. that felt good. have more to say but not going to at this time. Will post another vent another time. Wow, didn't know just that little bit would help that much.

The Screams
The screams over power my mind but the touches over power my body, in the eyes is where you'll see the pain but in the heart is where you'll feel the love. To run and hide is what I crave, yet the love in your embrace is what I live for. Your rage makes me cower in fear but the fear draws me closer, when our lips meet for what feels like the first time, the urge that flows through my body. At that moment I am puddy in your grasp as your hand violently grips my ass and your lips graze across my neck sending elaborate chills through-out my body. In the beat of my heart I surrender myself to you as you caress my upper leg with your fingure tips, slowly inching your way up my stomach and gripping by breast forcefully. Your tongue approaches my nipple eager and swifly. Up to my lips afresh, gently massaging my tongue with yours, you pry open my legs and disclose your firm cock and attempt to enter my wet more than ready, anticipated....Was it fear that brought me to this point of euphoric e

Was It All Just A Dream ???
From behind, he came in….guess he had to get the 1st out of the way; he bent me over and opened me up to fit his emergency needs….he braced himself using my shoulder…..I thought the painful thrust would never end! My body limp & at his beckon and call….sweat through the water, you know he good….pussy farting with every thrust…..drowning every time I tried to scream out due to the water spraying down my throat! Dipping my head, hitting the walls, as he hit the walls deep between….I got curious….I had to know….I put my hands to feel, & felt a grip, and realized that he never went all the way in! OMG, was I in shock…& that shit must of turned him on cause he dipped real hard, and pulled out so fast that I ended up squirting down my leg as he all over my back…..without thinking, I did my duty that was well deserved so many times before! I lowered my back and allowed my 1st love to ejaculate down my throat! He was so weak and tender, he fell over, but that didn’t stop me! I was the top bitc

Ok Folks
ok boys and girls I hope to make it on sometime tomorrow but in case I havent I will miss you all bunches and am so glad have met some of you special to me and have had fun. Im hoping not to be disconnected for too long cuz well lets face it Id be bitchy without my lil online world lol but for those of you who didnt get a chance to see the earlier blog thing before I was off I will be nice and leave you my messenger info so you can add me and get ahold of me on there since I know theres a few I didnt get the chance to add. So add me and when you see that Ive logged in on there ya better say hi or I will come and kick your asses lol ok maybe not but you wont get any jello shots when I get back and oh yeah I plan on being back so ya cant get rid of me lol so add me to yahoo if you want to and remember better say hi and that you miss me bunches lol jccutiepie@yahoo.com

Are U Leaving It Wett???
can't beleive you... I can't beleive this! I sat up here 2x waiting on that good thing... and u stood me up hard... lonely... and WET!!! My pussy is yearning... crying out to you... but all u can do... all u can say... FUCK dat...come thru and make due... Come fuck me hard; come fuck my back out... come and right your wrong! Cuz if u don't do the do... The position goes to the next candidate applying for the position! The thought of getting fucked sends tingles through my body... makes my hearts race through beats... makes my body jerk with the slightest touch! So what I do, I wait on you! Now what u do... U diss me w/ bogus excuses! Now, that's u calling me...lol What I do, I call the neighbor through... and give him this wet... fat... juicy puney... the way I did give it 2 u... while I am on the phone w/ u! Damn...y did I wait on u...

I Love It
I Love it when you look at me the way you do; Looking at me lustfully, making me want you as much as you want me. I Love it when you hold me tight in your arms holding me for eternity, chasing away any fears that i might have. I Love it when you caress my body telling me how beautiful, so natural, and pure my body is; no makeup, no nothing, everything i was born with. I Love it when you put your thick lucious lips on mine, giving me a kiss so deep, it`s deeper than the ocean. I Love it when you kiss and lick my body, from head to toe, telling i taste like vanilla strawberries and vanilla ice cream. I Love it when you kiss my hair,telling me how soft and natural it is. I Love it when you kissme in my mouth, licking my tongue, giving me the greatest taste in the world. I Love it when you kiss my face telling me how beautiful i am inside and out. I Love it when you kiss me suck and lick me on my neck, my ears my breast, my whole body all the way down, telling me how soft

In Tha Booth One More Gain!
Lord I'm back wit another annoucment in tha booth i'm tha truth and anybody wanna step up to tha plate and test me imma put ur word to shame and dey gonna rest in peace ya feel me.well if u is den come on and super soulja walk wit me and bark wit me and spark wit me coolin in tha dark at tha beach rollin wit a couple of hoes and who knows what might happen if a dot cizzile's breathin i got dese boss bitches screamin my name and dis is tha new game ready to flip tha script in tha hall of flames when dese cowards blame u fa something dey did.Oh Boy yall ain't on dis shit i speak and spit bitch,cause its to real fa ur minds to belive and payattention to what tha chossen child rippin never slippin nor trippin just crusiein wit my dawggitys on tha I-10 smokin dat mid,dro,or kb so imma leave it like dis here and give a couple of shouts to my dawggitys Greg,Brian,Jennifer,Brandin,Niketta,Demond,Darrel,Devin,Merlin,Cody,Harvey,and tha reast of my Plantation Boys.yall hold down tha hood fa me u

First Update
I have taken some new photos so I hope ya'll like them. Have fun at the gathering, I didn't get the time off I requested so I will not be able to make it. If you can send me some pics I would love to see how awesome the gathering is/was. Here are my new pics. Enjoy! After Work that Same Day!

Tha Booth Just Keeps Comin!
aight murda man i got em fa ya and big pearl i gotta make em mad fa u but looka chere i'm tha a dot cizzile fa u pussy ass cowards u silly fagget dicks are fa chicks so while yall gay ass lil boys be suckin on eachoter dicks me and my team is gonna be fuckin boss bitches and bad bitches and yall lil boys just wishin fa a boss bitch to come in ur life so u can try to have her be ur wife,but boy dat was a fansaty and dere dey go tha chossen child,brian,and greg rite on aside me watchin my back and greg stays wit his mack and brian wit tha weldin gagets and we on tha new orleans hornets not tha mamai magcis and why u playin wit tha magnaets and tha matches yall chesse eatin bitches yall always be caught loose lippin to dem feds and yall wonder why i'm tha chossen child its cause i'm smart not wild and i be on my grown man stauts ready to bust some sticky on glue on ur gurls lips and cunt after dat i'll light my blunt dats wraped wit dat sunk so woodity ur snuk and fuckin stucked like a pu

In Tha Booth Like A Motherfucka!~
damn i'm really on fire tonight and i don't stop spittin until i wanna quit so hold up lil momma i just wanna know if u can be my chick on slick while ur husband ain't hittin it baby boo i got tha chossen child in me smokin on a hump or a mild don't bend up and fold cause u'll get raped in tha beats dawg comin straight frum tha five hundred and 4 and dat st.bernard down tha road in plantation village bitch.Big Pearl and Tha Murda Man end dis bitch cause we tha loins,tigers, and bears runnin down tha road smoke weed and sellin other drugs we been told dat dem boys ain't holdin down shit just bullshittin out tha mouth so yall better stop reppin my shit or find ur ass fliped by my venomes words and i'm 504 bounded lil busta dats where u could found me bringin headaches to ur mind,cause u ain't never broked bread wit me matter in fact get frum round me cause u probally be workin fa dem feds ya diggity? Oh Lord i'm out of dis bich.

August 6, 2007
Yep. Iris :: Goo Goo Dolls And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't wa

Jumpin Back Into Tha Booth!
fuck it imma jump back in dis booth and my dawgggits are tha only animals i trust so come and get some if u want ur feelins hurt and ur indenity layin down in tha motherfuckin dirty come lil boy what is it worth holdin ur own or holdin ur turf best belive now tha truth surfs when it comes back to bite u in ur ass u a snake so why is u wearin dat mask cause home boy dis is my task and my choice in life to kick and murda ur fuckin ass on tha beats and don't be in tha AC's path or ur gonna feel my super soulja wrath if u trin to make presents in my path so dawg equal dat shit up wit tha math and take ur dirty ass a bath,cause i know alot of cats laughin at ur ass knowin dat u ain't no Original Plantation Village Boy like me.just get back at me next season and we'll talk about my reasonins why i chossed to enjoy my to tha fullest and i'm threw so murda man flip it!

In Tha Both!
Ah Huh looka here i'm in tha booth once again doin my thang doin me and doin it how i do it and holdin it down fa tha few true dawgs i got ya understand what i'm sayin? anyways its payback fa yall bitch cats,cause i'm one of tha three ghetto muskteers lil boy i'll have ur ass in tears so why u hollarin at me fa a feature,cause A Dot Cizzile is tha preacher and ur teacher so don't make me get on u and bleach ur punk ass imma super soulja and yall some pour me over type of fakers yall really could never be on my style succeedin,cause i be dat chossen child laid back and never playin childern games..yall already know who it is A Dot Cizzile ur # 1 Original Plantation Village Boy Fa shiggity my dawggitys,cause u can only stop me if u press pause oh boy i'm smokin on dat dro in dat keep movin gar humbrizzile i'm threw imma let somebody else flip dis bitch holla one out prick.

Hiding
His fingers caress the softest part of me, teasing, showing me what is to come. He takes his time to make the moment just right. He's gentle, kind, wants to please me. For everything he does right to my body he will never understand that no matter how he touches me, no matter how sincere he is it will never be whole. He might have his whole mind and soul there, but me I'm absent. It's empty and alone just a carnal moment of pleasure to make time pass by. Too much alcohol has clouded my better judgement and I gave in to temptation. He's there but I can't see him, I can't see anyone. My head is spinning but is it the booze or is it the fact I can't stop thinking of you, wishing it was you that was here with me right at this very moment. To him there are feelings and emotions involved, for me it is an empty cold one night fling that will never be anything more. Selfish, mean, shallow, I might be. I would never do something so rash or careless. I'm the good girl who does not make ripples i

A Reason For All Seasons
Yesterday, I was sitting in a small conference with some people, discussing writing opportunities. As some of you may know, there is the possibility of a general strike by the WGA later this year. This has lead to some minor excitement in my life. In order to prepare for the possibility of this strike, the studios, networks, et al., are stockpiling scripts. This has provided me with a lot of work doing coverage, with the additional possibilities of doing some script doctoring for things that they are trying to rush into production. Naturally, if the strike does occur, the only thing that I will do is coverage. Mind you, I am not pro-Union by any means, especially with unions of the elite, but, because I do want to eventually write screenplays on my own, during a strike, I won’t write for sale. If I did take advantage of that opportunity, it could very well prove to be the only one that I had. People who write and sell during a strike are very much considered “scabs.” The WGA has a long

#6 8/06 - 8/12
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Pt 2
I was upset…pussy all wet w/ no satisfaction… I did a couple of dances… Had some drinks… But nothing can take my mind of not being fed… The club is about to close… There is another Phantom stare… But this time it is a woman! I stare back… Last call for alcohol… We danced a bit to the slow jam… We leave together! As we walked out… We said faint goodbyes… More focused on one another… Then we went into the alley… And said erotic helloes! You were against the wall… I licked on your lips… Lowered to the neck… Followed to your breast… Your breathing picked up… I continued to the one nipple of equal time… Trying not to make the perks covetous! I wanted it…slipping my hand up your dress… Your panties were in my way, so I ripped! Going south to enjoy the warm climate was my next destination… Extending my tongue to expose the metal steel in my tongue… I penetrated and teased to climax natural juices on my face… Your screams arouse me… I continued! …but was stopped…

You Know What You've Had Till It Gone
When you love someone with all your heart as much as I did my husband. And one day you wake up to find out he has left you. And it was all over and dum disagrement. Hw has been gone from me now for a week. But it just sceems like forever. You fell like someone has put a knife into your heart. You have hope and the faith that he will return. Your head is spinning in all different ways trying to sort it all out.You have a hard time sleeping and eatting yet you must go on. Hang onto all the good times you shared. So always remember to try like hell to hang on to what you got cause you never know WHAT YOU HAVE HAD TILL IT GONE. I LOVE YOU SYEVEN COME ON HOME. YOU ARE SADLY MISSED BY ALL.

Metal Baby 8-6-07 For Ancient1 B-day
Fubars, May I have your attention? We all would like to announce a very special guy's birthday is coming up!!! This guy is my best, closest friend. He is my FAVORITE FUBAR MAN!!! He is an awesome guy with a big heart. We all adore him and want to pimp him out for his birthday. PLEASE STOP BY SPANK HIM WITH BIRTHDAY RATES, COMMENTS, CRUSHES (he loves those)!! FAN HIM, RATE HIM, FRIEND HIM, LEAVE HIM A VOICE COMMENT, SEND A GIFT~ SHOW THE BIRTHDAY MAN WE LOVE HIM!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANCIENT1!!!!!!!! AUGUST 7, 2007 (Metal Baby's Best Friend) THE SEXY & HOT BIRTHDAY GUY Ancient1:~Ancient1~@ fubar Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o mSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m (Stop by and check out his sexy pimpettes!!) Sweet Thing (loves Ancient1) SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar (myself) Metal Baby (loves Ancient1

Sex In The Bathroom
I see you over there looking at me. We play the game of eye throw for a while… I just happened to walk over to you and drop my purse. Do you see that big ass… Do you see that nice waist… Do you see the arch in my back… What are you thinking… What are you contemplating… Follow me……….. We are in the stall… We got to keep quiet while people come in… I go down to not only see what you're working with… But I got to taste and smell that thang too… I help you rise to the moment… Emergent in my mouth… You respond. Poking me in the back… Vexation to my tonsils… I allow you… I want you… The back of my head is grabbed… Are enjoying me… I like how you respond to me… Don't cum… My Turn… I squat down on an angle, pulling my thongs to the side… He teased me with his tongue… He parted my lips… He felt on my ass… He gripped tight… Bit and all… I pushed him away and prepared for the main course… I bent over and wedged himself into me. I took it… He jammed it… He came

A Right To Be Heard...
Endless puzzles, and riddles alike; hand me the bottle, let's open the mic To all the lost spirits, who're blind to the light; the path is still present, and you have the right Begin a new day, and smile with the sun; don't be so down, let's go have so fun You might live forever, or die with the night; let's all brace this message with courage and might Why question the motive, and bleed with the pain; to wallow in nothing makes life seem in vain Just use what you know, forget what you had; whatever it was, it can't be that sad Most feelings we get are all for the cause; so distort what you're taught, let's break all the laws Feel good to be you, I'll live to be me; a journey we'll take, the path to be free Dizzy D

Before You Lie
I think I know what you are about to say, I can see it in your eyes, and on your face. we swore we never would, so while the word's are still unspoken, don't you think you should take a breath, take a moment, take your time, before you LIE, because once you do. Love is different, everything changes between you and I. It just get's earier everytime, you can still change your mind. Before you lie. All I ask of you is honesty. We said that is how this would always be, so be cafeful of what you say. Because it only takes half of the truth to throw it all away. It's up to you, it can go either way. You get to chose which road we take. So take a deep breath, before you lie.....

These Are My Thoughts..
I have remunerated for all my imminent sins The sorrows are mine to be taken, I have cried everyone tears Let me cry my own this time MHG 8/05 I am Mary Madeleine Hagedorn-Gamboa, these are my thoughts and this is ME! Marriage is not like getting you a dog that you can chain, tame and train.. I hate rules ...... I hate it so much that the thought actually makes me want to throw up! I dont need rules because the only rule every human being must have is respect for one another, respect for ones pride, integrity, happiness, emotions and respect for the ONE who created and made you. (I am very sensitive to that) I know right from wrong... rules are for kids, but only to mold them and not to hold them. I depend on no one for my happiness, I create my own, I find my profound bliss through the wind blowing on my hair, dancing under the rain, listening to loud music, the butterflies that flutter over a flower (there is something cheery in the way they flicker and move the

Teaching English In Taiwan
My previous career was as an International Recruiter for the public school system in Taiwan. I worked for a corrupt businessman and I ultimately had to return to Canada last fall. Earlier today I got an E mail based on an ad I posted nearly a year ago, and funny enough I replied and said that I would be interested in recruiting Canadians for them. I laid out my fees and the services I can provide and I'm fairly sure I'll have a favorable response from them. I didn't stop there, I went to my old posting lists and I decided to hit a few of the larger chain schools and offer to assist them with their recruitment needs. Essentially the edge that I have over the Taiwanese is that I can post in Local news papers and they cannot. I just thought I'd share that bit of information, and if any of you are interested in teaching abroad please let me know. I can surely work something out for you :)

My First Short Writing Tell Me What U Think
Midnight shift, the absolute worst one I could work. Why in God's name did that sorry bitch have to call in? Sure she's fine and dandy during the week, but when it comes time for her to do something productive she's fallen ill. Or so she says; I hope they fire her ass. Underneath all that bullshit, is my lover boy in our bed at home. Oh, how i wish I was in his arms right now, as he caresses my body. I lick his nipple, then just lightly nibble, harder and harder till I get a response out of him. Up again to that face and those beautiful blue eyes that look into mine and realize he ain't getting sleep anytime soon tonite... Gently kiss his neck, along his ridgid jaw line, down to his chest, pausing to play with his nipples. Down again grazing kisses, nibbles, and my hands along the length of him, hard and erect from my touch. Mmmm, it doesn't take long for him to realize the sensual warmth enclosing him is tight, wet and hot. I ride him hard only for a few minutes, taking his

Some Cd's Ive Been Listining To Lately..
just a few albums ive been listining to as of late id higly recogmend.. 1. Vital Remains: Icons Of Evil 2. King Dimond: GIve Me Your Soul....Please 3. Aglloch: Ashes Aginst The Grain 4&5&6. Therion: Deggial & Vovin& Gothic Kabbalah 7. Behemoth: The Apostasy 8. Nevermore: The Godless Endevor 9. Blood Obsession: Death Surounds 10&11. Cerimonial Castings: Immortal Black Art* Barberic Is The Beast 12. The Dead: Start KIlling 13. Droomstyyg: Dungeon 14&15. Exodus: Tempo Of The Damned& Shovel Headed Kill Machine 16. Mercyful Fate: Melissa 17. Cannibal Corpse: KILL 18. Krisiun: Black Force Domain 19. 13 Winters: Where The Souls Wander 20. Megadeth: United Abominations

My Career
so I start college on the 15th - yes 9 days and I was going to study interior and landscape design but now I'm not so sure. This past week I went white water rafting a few times and fell in love. I started on a class 3 with a guided raft went back did a duckie [[ giant infaltable kayak]] then did my own kayak [[didnt flip it :) ]] then we did a class 4/5 with an unguided raft but guided trip, he was 2 boats ahead of us plus they have this quote "if you love the job you're doing, you'll never work a day in your life" ............next summer I'm moving up there [[ I'm going to finish this semester out at the college down here then transfer ]] so any whitewater junkies out there. I'm coming

Professional Modeling Shoot!
Professional Modeling Shoot this wednesday night where the photographer does artistic nudes! Expanding his portifolio which means that my photos will go on his Photography/modeling portifolio as well. Which means I can get RECOGNIZED and possibly get a BIG BIG BREAK!! I also have the opportunity to go to the caliente resort in Tampa Florida for a modeling shoot!! Well thats the update!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly

Part 1.....
....so the other night I was laying in bed and I had a "daydream". I say daydream cause I know that I was not sleeping, and yet it was so vivid that it felt like I was not in bed anymore. I've thought about weather I should make this blog private or not and have decided to make it public because I'm curious to see what people will put for comments and what not. Well, here it is: I was standing in a field that could only be described as something very similar to the great plains......a vast field of rolling hills covered in lush green grass. There was a light, warm breeze blowing, sending ripples across the plain. I stood upon the top of one of the endless hills throughout that field. I looked around to see if there was anything about this place that would clue me in as to where I was at. The more I looked around the more I realized that I was standing in a vast nothingness. But to my surprise, Fear, Doubt, Anxiety nor Trepidation accosted me. While I was looking, I saw what lo

How He .....
he wants me to himself to fill with extacy. As he caress my legs, thys, and hips w/ his strong hands also kissing my lips. My clit is waiting for submission.his Big dick is like got damn girl "let me in"!! You got me in all positions, up and down, side to side. You know I like the way your dick glide in this wet pussy. I love the way you bend me over to lick that clit.... This is the shit! As I lay, I can see your dick standing, my mouth is just watering. Thinking bout that thick ass cum. baby u know (I WANT SOME!!) Baby, you got me sreaming, the way you hit that ass from the back, licking sucking, fucking, tounging... DAMN BABY! This pussing wett... IM CUMMING! Hours and hours we go.. sucking, hugging & finger fucking. screaming, sweating, riding, dick sliding, hair pulling, doggy style & back scratching, You fuck this pussy up... You fuck this pussy hardcore.. as i turn to leave i looked back at him and said GOT DAMN BABY... I WANT SOME MORE!!!!!!

My Pussy Is Talking...( From Her Point Of View
I am tired of not being taken care of! All u big dicks, lil dicks, fat dicks out there... U either beat me 2 fast... beat me 2 slow... beat me wrong... or beat me 2 damn long... It's not fair!!! I am tired of getting ate all da time... Just cuz u come up short... Just cuz u just don't come up... Just cuz u 4-got da process...(eat a lil, fuck a lil, eat a lil) It's not fair!!! I am tired of not getting satisfaction... I wanna rest after a good nutt... I wanna be beaten da way I want... I needs 2 be spoiled and treated right... It's not fair!!! Do me right fellas... Lick it alittle, but beat it right! Understand that I respond only to da best... so if u don't qualify... I won't put u through a test... I wanna spit on ur heads... I wanna talk shit to u... But u will never know... Unless u come through!!!

For The Rest Of My Life
For The Rest Of My Life by Lillian Figueroa I promise I'll love you for the rest of my life If you'll be my husband, I'll proudly be your wife. I will love you until the end of time I'll be your everything, if you'll be mine. I wanna hold you forever and never let go I love you so much, just thought you should know. I'll never stop caring; I'll never leave you Believe me, my love will always be true. I don't care what people think; I don't care what they say Doesn't matter if they doubt us, I'll love you either way. If you're asking if I love you, baby, I do You don't have to worry; our love will always be true. I love the way you love me, I only wish that you could see Just how much your love means to me. I miss you now, there's never a time I don't Don't think I'll ever leave you, cuz baby, I won't. I don't care about the world as long as I'm with you Believe me when I say that no one else will do. I said I'll love you forever, and that’s just

Want To Know What Keeps Me Going
DJ HEFTY ROCKING THE AIR AT THE ACE CAFE COME HEAR HIM OR MISS OUT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!! COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT DJ's AND THE LAUGHS THAT MAKE US THE BEST LOUNGE TO JOIN THE BEST IN ROCK, HEAVY METAL, SOFT ROCK AND GOTHIC ROCK. YOU ASKED FOR THE BEST??? I HAVE THE BEST!!!!!! DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! ALSO WE HAVE THE TERROR BROTHERS ROCKING OUT IN THE LOUNGE!!!

My Dream.....
dreamed we were asleep on our sides, my back to your front, and I wake up before you,your arm across my waist and my body pressed up against you. I take your hand from my waist and place it on my breast, which fills your hand and as soon as I feel it there my nipples immediately start to get hard. I press my ass against you tighter, feeling you get hard behind me, although you are still sleeping. I feel my heart pounding, and I begin to moan, knowing the touch of you anywhere on my body would get me hot. I move your hand from my breast and let it slide down my body until it is between my thighs. I move your fingers until they are touching my hard, swollen, clit. The wetness of me is on your fingertips. I turn over to face you and I slide up your body until my lips can touch your closed eyelids, where I gently kiss each one. Moving my hand to the side of your face, I smile, as I trail my hand downward to your lips and trace the shape of them with my finger tips. Touching you excites

Heyy All Look At This
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Relationship Status Survey
YOU OPENED IT.. NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE.. AND BE HONEST. . DON'T CHICKEN OUT. . . . 1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty 2) Are you happy with that? 3) Have you ever had your heart broken? 4) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? 5) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? 6) Do you want children? 7) How Many? 8) Would you consider adoption? 9) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? 10) Do you want someone you can't have? 11) Have you fallen in love? 12) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? 13) Do you believe that you can change for someone? 14) Is it a good day? 15) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? 16) Have you ever broken a heart before? 17) Does your ex still have feelings for you? 18) Do you still have feelings for them?

Thank You To All That Helped Me In The Happy Hour Contest
I just wanted to Say Thank you so much for all your help in the Happy Hour Contest hosted by Thomas. I realized after joining that there was no way for me to be able to commit in the time needed to pull off a contest with leveling. So I had asked to be removed and gave up. Even though I gave up some of you didn't. Thank you to all that bombed me. I was in 4 place a few days ago and decided to try to go for 3rd place. So many of you was willing to go and add him as a friend to help me. Thank you for the hours you put in to help me win 3rd place. Congratulations to Lady Di the winner of the contest. To both Lady Di and Hollie I say you both did an outstanding job.Much Love & Respect BooBoo

Depths Of My Soul
Depths Of My Soul by Elizabeth Gage Take my hand Let us walk the world together Let everyone see It's you and me Within you lies the sun, the breeze You are my inner peace Needing you always by my side You are my whole life Warmed by a fire within Your love sets me free Loving you from the depths of my soul My heart is now whole

Something From Myspace That Triggered My Pain
LIARS!!!!! picking up a woman used to be an art on catching the one you thought was right for you. Now this guy comes along to teach men how to pick up women for everything but love. The one thing that most women look for in a relationship and long for their whole lives. I have heard all the pick-up lines. Been lured in and held for way too long, and been hurt so bad over it that I only want the one man who never did that to me. I can't have him though for it has been almost 20yrs since I was around him & he is married now with a daughter. This fact does not erase the pain and heartache that has held my heart all these years though. I remember that trust, love, and friendship all too well and regret losing it all, every day of my life. One cannot give his or her heart to another when his or her heart has always belonged to that one person who he or she dedicated his or her eternal life to. Every day that I'm not preoccupied with life's reality, my mind and heart goes back to the one th

Bittersweet Love
Bittersweet Love by Georgianna Westport You came to me as no one had, With dreams I longed to share A man once proud with eyes so sad You caught me unaware. Without a hint, without a sign My heart went out to you And dreamt that one day you'd be mine To keep and hold as true. I chased a dream that had no end Went searching for the stars Now here I am and have to mend My broken heart of scars. My tears will dry and run anew Until all hope is lost How can I bear to make it through Without you, at what cost? My friend, my lover, sweet and kind One day I'll learn to live Without you always on my mind My heart I'll have to give To someone else who feels the same And loves as much as I For what I said I feel no shame None of it was a lie.

Lick Your .....
As you walk to the room feeling tired and beat you can't wait to disrobe and kick up your feet So you laid yourself down and propped up your head When I walked in and approached you on the bed With the touch of a button I turned down the lights and turned on some music with a soft mellow sound While at the edge of the bed in my sexy like way I say "just relax and watch how I play" I started rubbing you down and being very select bringing thrills to your groin making you hard and erect With you throbbing you salute on command as you swell up in size from the touch of my hand Then with my hot tender mouth I made you insane as my tongue went to work on that thick candy cane And with gentle like strokes I tapped into your power as you begin to ignite into a creamy white shower We spent that whole night fulfilling our dreams of having great sex to sweat melting steam

Touched By Your Gift
moments erased my clit wet with anticipation the wait.... longing for you touch ohhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmm yesss right there my screams bursting through the silence you looked down and smiled bit ya lip and said "oh yeah like music ,baby say my name" but all i could say was "ohh my god yes DADDY" now the tables turned my weakened knees drop to the floor i beg for the taste of your dick in my mouth. the moisture of your cum running down my skin drenching my sucullent breast your tongue teasing my all ready hard nipples and yet again craving for the touch of your gift in and out back and forth. my walls tumbling and again ii..... imma about to clai.....climax yes yes daddy please do it again im begging for the touch of your GIFT one more time

In The Bed
On the bed...All alone Only the street lights shining The sounds of my sweet moans mixed with soft whining I luv the feel of my fingertips Piercing my wet hotness,making me grind my strong hips Slowly rubbing my swollen clit in a circular motion Juices so silky and smooth,feel just like lotion All in between my fingers I stop and wait while the wetness lingers Bringing my hand to my lips for a quick taste Now my pu**y is throbbing with such haste I place my hand back in it's familiar place Thrusting deep in and out,sweat pouring down my face Now it is time to open my wetness nice and wide As my juices squirt out enough to soak my sheets like the beach during an evening tide!

Sea World
I woke up at 530 am to the sound of my raider alram clock screaming "Touchdown Raiders" "Touchdown Raiders" I reached over and hit snooze, I swear I heard madden say get up you lazy ass. I bounded out of bed, eyes still swollen shut from the 3 hrs of sleep between now and the REO speedwagon concert, My Raider jammies were bunched up, an my big toe was pertruding thru my left footsie on my jammies, I stumbled into my bathroom, making sure that I stubbed the big toe that was sticking out on the bed...my eyes were wide open then. I turned on the shower and hoped in, then i hoped out and took of my jammies, I cleaned all the important parts, some of them twice, it felt good. I grabbed the clothes I had laid out and got dressed, man I was dead sexy.........I went and woke up my kids, it was like waking up 1 week old puppies, all wobely and stubling around with their eyes closed...I even think they had puppie breath........I put all the luggage and coolers outside , As I waited for my sister

Taylor
Well folks .... Tuesday is show time .... court for Custody and other assorted craziness... I am so ready to wipe this out and get it over. This has been very taxing and costly ~ the most so of any thing I have ever had to deal with in my life. Please keep us in your prayers and I will update you as we reach resolution. Thanks for all the support and understanding; I have far from been my normal relaxed involved self. You folks that have supported me with encouraging words and just an ear to listen. I luvs ya and its a two way street. If you need me holler at me. Very soon I will not be so frazzled. God Bless you Laura and Taylor

3 Months
3 months My newest idea. 3 months of me struggling to loose 5 pounds I’ll be posting weekly if you’re truly interested in how I’m doing. Or if you wanna get the skinny on me struggling to lose that last 5 pounds Okay so this might sound a little crazy and I guess it is but then again I’m young and if I don’t develop good eating habits now I never will and then I’ll be another statistic in America’s obese population. My name is Bexi and I am currently 18 years old. My 19th birthday is in exactly 3 months from today, August 5th 2007. As of 10:30 pm I weighed in on a digital scale and it showed me to be at 115.6 pounds. I just got back today around 6 o’clock from a weeklong vacation in Gatlinburg Tennessee. We stayed about a mile walk from the main strip and up on a hill so the only way to get to and from the hotel was to walk up our ramp to the main parking lot, across the parking lot, through the first floor of some condos across the street and then down about 70 steps. Then we

Im Aquarius What One Are You
im an Aquarius wich one are yoiu Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Freak in bed, one of a kind. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.

My Weekend
It is Sunday night and I am laying in bed with my lap top. My knee is in so much pain and I have no idea why? I am not sure how I hurt it? I just got a call from my son in Hawaii. He was at a luau (spelling?) and said he was having a great time. My daughter called me from Huntington Beach earlier and she has been having a good time. Funny how much I can miss them when they are gone. It has been nice having a quiet house but now I miss them. I have gotten a lot of stuff done. Before I know it, school will be starting. It starts August 23 this year. It gets earlier and earlier every year. Hopefully when I wake up in the morning, my knee will not be hurting any more. Ciao! I need some water ;) hee hee

Fairy Tale Love
I want to be on your mind as much as you are on mine I want to be loved by you as much as you are loved by me I want to be as important to you as you are to me I want a lot of things from you that you get from me I want..... the Fairy Tale Love

Breast Reduction
Ok Im not sure if this is NSFW or what sometimes it hard to tell...Anyway so I have been thinking alot about having a Breast Reduction. I have super huge boobs 38 dd and I hate them. Its hard to find cute tops that fit or even a bra that fits right. Plus in all honesty its a bitch carrying these things around. There not all perky and pretty anymore and I know alot of that has to do with having a child. But I just hate them. Im thinking about going this week and seeing the Dr. that did a family members. And hers look super good the scars are barly even there anymore, and it hasnt even been a year. I want this so bad I want to feel better about myself. Im just wounder what diffrent peoples opinions are on this. Cause if all goes as planned I plan on going to have it done in September or October. So tell me what all of ya'll think about this ok and be Nice lol....Misty

Thingz That Annoy Me Part I
1.Paris Hilton- Go Away!!!! Noone Cares! 2.RC Cola Machines-..i wanted a Coke.. 3.Bad Tans- NEWS FLASH! U look like a carrot 4.Old men that stare at me- old + wrinkly= no!! 5.When the belt loops from your jeans are visible from your shirt- looks ugly!! I'll continue to write 5 every day!

Blah
Do you ever feel like you are being ignored even though you are standing right in front of the person and they are responding to you??? Even though they are responding to you, it's just natural human nature to respond quick or if you are really paying attention you think about your answer first, right? I don't know and maybe I don't really truly care. This kind of helps out to just write to the whole world just about...

Angry !!!!!!!!!!!
Ok,i just want to say this to you all after i have had a bit of a nasty moment this morning. I havent been online most of last week as my son was ill and i have some health problems which i have to attend the hospital for( some of you will know that i had to go in as a patient) I had a new friend on here called Tim Lawlor whos apparently a pro wrestler,tho his behaviour and grammar lead me to believe otherwise.He re rated me a 1 from a 10 and then blocked me,When i politley asked him why i was told cos i didnt return the 2 comments he left me last week and i havent rated his stuff either.I explained that i wasnt here due to medical and family problems and would catch up on rates as i always do... i also said it seemed to me he just wanted some attention .So he then called me a faker and said i needed psych help !! I personally think hes rude,ignorant and an attention seeker and i dont care who tells him either.People like him i dont need as friends.Anyway i thought id better explain

Attention Levelers
I just want to first say thank you .In the last 3 days we have added almost 40 new levelers. We are well over 150 levelers from members and friends that help. We're trying to keep up with everyone that needs leveled. To make this easier on everyone if you are close to leveling please comment on our profile the amount needed.Tommorow there are 3 back to back Happy hours.If you need leveled please ccome tonight or as soon as pissible with the amount you need under 15,000. We will be working through them as soon as we can.So levlers if you are looking to help someone and dont see a bulletin or blog check here to see who needs help. Thanks for a great day of team work. BooBoo

Had To Share This Joke!
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys...smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks...this is OK. Final ly he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the

Attention Sunshine Angels Friends Club/ (earth Angels Stash Club
I got an email from a girl on my friends list, who is a "friend", of Sissy. Sissy told her to get the message to all of us, that she has been offline because of puter problems. The hard drive, I believe is what they thought it was. So, I told her to let Sissy know that we all understand, and we'd all be right here when she gets back, and to tell her to hurry, that we miss her. ;-D So, I wanted to pass it along to all the members of the club/s, (as I know some haven't gotten switched over yet,) incase any of you were wondering where she had been, and why you hadn't seen her online. I'm sure she'll be letting us all know as soon as she gets her puter back up and running. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO EVERYONE CAN GET THE WORD. THANKS..... Lev

My Future Wife
Traces of Lace- A new love comes calling@ fubar She has been my dearest online friend since I joined this site. She is the lace to my leather. Our love has grown consistently and this morning she accepted my proposal on the phone. The best is yet to come.

Who Do You Think Gets The Attention?
a handsome guy with perfect hair, perfect teeth and muscles cries out for attention and gets it, but an ugly guy with balding hair, half his teeth and no visible muscles gets left to think about death and how to die without pain

Where Am I
I just want those who care and talk to me that I am sorry I have not been on much lately. I have been having a lot of pc probs and I am also in middle of fixing up and moving into a new house. I also was in an auto accident, a drunk pedesterian walked in front of my car late after work. I clipped him with my mirror on the pasanger side giving him bad road rash and riping off my mirror and busting up my window. the man is ok and police did not blame me but i just have been very busy and miss you all

Wow, What A Day......
going on 3 hours of sleep i went out boating with the family all day........... Im tired as hell......... Ive been fighting going to bed too soon but I cant anymore so Im off to bed now. G'NITE everyone!

Tired And Waiting
I used protection A Trojan horse Faithful and strong But was it enough for me This was planned A whole week in advance Just you and me And a deserted part of the road No one would know No one would care Not a soul in the world But you and I Was it the first week Or was it the third Was this well planned Or did we forget something Now I have nine months To be tired and waiting

My Brother In Law Was Hit By A Car
MY BROTHER IN LAW DJ TWIZED MEMORIES BIRTH DAY WAS YESTERDAY. HE WAS GOING TO THE STORE FOR A BEER TO CELEBRATE HIS DAY.... HE WAS CROSSING 8 MILE ROAD AND WAS STRUCK DOWN BY A DRUNK DRIVER. HE IS CURRENTLY FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE. THE DOCTOR SAID HE DONT HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE AND IF HE DOES HE WILL BASICALY BE USELESS. WE NEED YALL TO PRAY FOR HIM. GIVE HIM THE STRENGHT TO MAKE WHATS BEST FOR HIM.... TY Everyone pray for Dj TwIzTiD MeMoRiZs@ fubar

Irreplacable
A good relationship consists of two people who always wish to make each other happy, regardless of the day to day grind of the world going by. However, all too often, people in relationships get to thinking they can not or will never be replaced. They become overconfident and in the process forget to continue making their partner happy. It is better to have no relationship at all, than to be in one with someone who acts as if they are .........irreplaceable.

Weaker Sex
Why Women are Crabby We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push in your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures

Just Thinking
Where is the biggest battle we face in life? In out own minds. My mind is a virtual dictionary of all the things I am not. I am not pretty, not by the worlds standards, I have fuzzy hair (thanks dad) and weird ears. and large chested( thanks mom). I sometimes say too much and can often be very verbally biting. If you dont wanna know dont ask me lol. I am a perfectionist in a body that will never be perfect. I have no tolerance for liars, or cheaters, people that abuse kids or animals or the elderly. I am a bigger woman, not model thin and probably never will be,(if I lose weight it all crawls to my chest which is irritating cause then I am wayyy too top heavy. I write better then I speak, finding it easier to say what I mean thru this form rather then face to face, unless I am irritated then I have a loose tounge lol. I am afraid of heights and I love to sing but am terrified to sing in front of people. I want to travel places and yet am scared to travel very far from home. I see t

Waiting
Do not get me wrong I love you But you are so far away I got tired of waiting Waiting was fine for a while Waiting was something I could do But desire began to outweigh waiting And I got tired of waiting You were my fiancée You were my significant other But I had desires for another So I got tired of waiting It was just a quickie Just a silly one nighter Friends with plentiful benefits It was me tired of waiting Now I am waiting for you For your heart to stop breaking

My Hair
Ok, so it is that time again to dye my hair....yes I am covering up the grey my kids give me and making my roots match my whole head. :) But anyways, I am debating....keep it dark brown or go red.....hmmmmmm I don't know. I am always up for a little change in my life, and I guess if I don't like it I can always re-dye it, but will I look stupid?? What if I like it but others say it looks funny? Oh well, screw em' I think I am going to go red. Tell you what... I will post the new hair color when it is done. I am sure you guys will tell me what it looks like. OK, I am going to go for now. Have a great week, and I will talk to yall soon!! Love, Jamie

Promotion
Well after being at my place of work for about 8 yrs I'm finally getting a promotion. Starting next week it will be official I will Be THE MANAGER. It's kinda funny though cause the only thing that will be different is that I'm making the job schedule and have just a little more say then usual. I'm a little nervous and a little excited so wish be luck cause I'm in it for the long run. Next step own my own video store.

75-your Clown
I can't find the words right now I won't try to explain how Lost I am in my head without a doubt Waiting for another lover's goodbye sound This silence gives a feeling that i'll drown You shelter me from the cold hard ground Only to slip the same old salty wounds inside out My hands with barbed wire are bound This stillborn heart is about to crown Its a burning flame held against severed nerves I shout Pulling teeth a crooked smile is what this setup is about Innocent as a viper between the sheets i found The venom sets in eyes close anticipating another round Skin is blackened and again i am your clown

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m

My Custom Jewelry
I have placed some of my custom stone jewelry designs on my page to see if anyone likes the current designs that I have made.. feedback is all ways good. I hope to start my own custom stone jewelry business and you guys get to see the first designs. I hope you like what has up til now just been a hobby. I will keep everyone that is interested updated as I go...

I Am A Witch
“I Am A Witch” Body: “I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 “I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else’s maid or

Praise
How many times a day have I been angry? how many times a day do I complain about what is wrong? How many times a day do I drag myself down by my own words and actions only to feel even worse? I figure I can take the time to do all those things why not turn it around a take the time to praise. Praise God for all the blessings I don't notice in the middle of a battle. Praise God for the ability to see, talk, communicate with people. Praise God for sustaining me through all the storms and pits often ones I myself jumped into. Praise when I feel like crying, praise when I feel like throwing in the towel cause I never seem to do it right. Praise when I feel like the weight is too much to bear. in the midst of the praise God himself comes down and puts himslef in the middle of that moment when I believe I am all alone. For His word says that he INHABITS the praise of his people. Well today I choose to laugh a little more, sing a little more, thank him a lot more. thank Him that I

A Creed To Live By
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important, Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart Cling to that as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give Nothing is really over … until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect, It is the fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks, It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fa

Perfection
So I'm sitting in my hotel room right now because I'm on vacation. It's 11:26 PM and I've been talking to my best friend, my ex-fiance who I've haven't spoken to in a couple of weeks, and a really good friend of mine that well..I like alot and the feeling is mutual on the other end. But as I'm sitting/laying here multitasking between the three, I'm smiling the biggest grin. And I don't know why. I think I'm getting a high from life because nothing is wrong with me. My life is perfect right now. There's nothing for me to complain about. I have the best of friends. They care about me greatly. I care about them the same if not more. My family is insane yes but they're mine. Work is, I think, the best it could possibly get right now. I mean..maybe it's because I'm a happy go lucky person...but I feel nothing but love for the world right now. Peace G's. Much love to you all. ♥ :-D

Profile Give Away
Free Level 20 profile give away contest starts now until the 18 Best reason, offer, or any other thing you wanna bribe me for to get this profile, wins!!!! Email me a private message or whatever with your offer and the best one by aug 18th 2007 gets this profile when vic ends... If not i am just gonna delete it!!!! You can find me at this profile (The one you can win) *R.I.P. MYSTIC ANGEL*@ fubar

Volume I - Longing Isolation
I crave to drift from earth. In connection with the spirits, both above and beneath, To retreat from the land of the living dead. Not a trace shall remain, Nowhere can human eyes contact me. I transcend from the dense population To my own solace in isolation. Only the air, water, fire and earth shall accompany me. The breath of the various gods comfort me, not to disturb or poison me with rhetoric, lies, and aspirations. I am content, yet distraught. I commence to live dreams none have realized. I can scream aloud, and still have peace. I will no longer shed tears, I shall no longer feel pain, I can no longer harbor suffering. I can no longer feel. I am free, hovering above earth, Yet lie cold, beneath the earth. Paradise. Or is it?

Woman I Need One Not A Girl
So i woke up this morning and i thought about making love to someone but i have no idea who because im so use to being with someone im alone now and well it suck but doing u is good for as long as it last i just wana know ladies why do women key word women say one thing then do another. Dont get me wrong ladies fellas we do the same but well just wana know.

The Soul Of A Woman.
This is dedicated to all the men out there who ever loved a woman. Weather it was your mother, lover,or your daughter. In every woman lies the secrets of a woman. You don't do right by her. But, the way back to her heart lives in that soul the warmth and passion every man needs. You will find she was everything that your heart desired. But,nevertheless she cries. Yet you never cherished her and you took her love for granted. You sigh, remembering the times she made you smile, knowing that down inside, She was the only one who'd love you forever more. In her soul you'll find the way to bring here back to your world. All though she is a precious lil girl, In her soul you'll find the things that made your life seem so worthwhile. The way She'll sacrifice only for you.To have the best in life. You need to let her know you wanna make it right. You gotta touch her soul. You can't buy her love. Cause money just won't fill the void. You want to have her love. You have to earn her love. For

Lifes A Gift
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. > One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see > everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that > you can see the world, will you marry me?" > She was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind, too, and > refused to marry him. > Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a simple card to her > saying. "Just take care of my eyes my love." > Our human brain often changes when our status changes. > Only a few remember what life was like before, and who has always been > there, even in the most painful situations. > Life Is A Gift > Today before you think of saying an unkind word, > Think of someone who can't speak. > > Before you complain about the taste of your food, > Thin

Sleeping On The J-o-b
TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk! 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!" 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........ 1. Raise your head slowly and say

Cerebral Palsy Awareness Week August 5-12,2007
Hi, The following Infomation was sent by 1 of our group members. Cerebral palsy - causes and implications Cerebral palsy describes a range of disabilities associated with movement and posture. 'Cerebral' refers to the brain and 'palsy' means weakness or lack of muscle control. Although cerebral palsy is a permanent condition, a child with this condition can achieve greater control over movement, as he or she learns and practices motor skills. How cerebral palsy affects the body Cerebral palsy affects people in different ways - some people experience minor motor skill problems, while others may be totally physically dependent. Cerebral palsy distorts messages from the brain to cause increased muscle tension (called hypertonus) or reduced muscle tension (called hypotonus). Sometimes this tension fluctuates, becoming more or less obvious. Messages from the brain may also be mistimed, sent to the wrong muscle, or not sent at all. This affects the timing, quality and

Comics- This Question From (my) Curiosity
Used to read them all the time, as obsessive about them then as I am with classical music (and some overlap in time...) - to speak of a very funny, silly and serious series, written by Canadian Jeff Smith, that is now finished (I think) - has anyone read the comic Bone? (I read it up to issue 40 or so, until just after a certain very important ... gathering of forces and its aftermath :) - when the comic became very serious indeed for a bit, having begun as very, very funny comedy or farce.)

Osama To Bush
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H." He was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Dick Cheney. Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT. Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled Mr. Bush back: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down." sent to me by a frend on yahoo 360 and i could not help but re poast

Talk About A Trip
Well 1st of all on this trip to alabama going greyhound ..of course.....got stuck on a 4 hour layover in Nashville then anothe rlayover in Montgomery Ala. Supposed to have gotten there by 12:10pm but alas got there at 7:30pm finally also loaded partially that night after riding for 24 hours. Got loaded finally by 7 pm and riding non stop from there back to Muncie and just got here about 45 minutes ago...talk about fun peeps .

Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrows never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- Th

Kristen
This is for Kristen.....You know you where the ONE!! Kristen, I love you like a sister!!!! For the rest of you: Read The Blog on my Page to understand the rest..... Lips Of An Angel VideoLips Of An Angel lyrics - Hinder lyrics Hinder Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Little Boys And Their Lizards
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out loud! I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mum !" I was equally ou traged. "Hey,

"come With Me"
He walks upon me slowly.."take my hand and come with me." I sit looking at him blankly. He persists even more.."come with me." I watch his dark hand reach for me again. He leans in slowly.."Natalie, I can make the pain go away." I whisper, "where are we going?" He looks at me with a smile that sends shiver through my spine. But yet I sat waiting for the answer. He leans in and whispers,"Natalie,why dont u trust me?" I stare at him. I choke out... "who r u?", "I trust no one, anymore." He continues, "Natalie, would i lie to u?" I blurt out, "I dont know would u." He smiles again. speaking calmly, "Come with me." I get up slowly...(feeling the darkness surrounding me) I whisper, "why do u want me?" He laughs loudly, "you've always been mine, stop denying ur true self." I boast, "i deny , nothing." He grabs me close to him, hugging me into his chest. I gasp for air, try to break free, but i am no match. He leans into my earand whispers, "As ur lyfeles