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Contest Info!
Ok, as you may or may not know, I have a contest starting at 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. (That would be Friday, August 10, 2007). It will run for exactly one week. (Ending Friday, August 17, 2007 at 8 a.m.) PLEASE BE SURE TO COMMENT AND RATE THE PICS IN MY CONTEST FOLDER! The winner will be decided by the most comments. In the event of a tie with comments, ratings will decide the winner. So get your bombing families and friends to come help! Prizes are as follows: First place winner will receive a Yacht! Second place winner will receive a Corvette! Third place winner will receive a Silver Motorcycle! Still looking for contestants but here are the people that have entered so far. Kelbel Chris TXGurl Esquire

Tempe Weather 2day
Current conditions as of 11:51 am MST Partly Cloudy Feels Like: 97° Barometer: 29.92 in and steady Humidity: 17% Visibility: 10 mi Dewpoint: 48° Wind: N 3 mph Sunrise: 5:46 am Sunset: 7:20 pm 101°High: 107° Low: 86° » Detailed Forecast » Records & Averages » Get Yahoo! Weather on your desktop Today Tomorrow Sat Sun Mon 6-10 Day Extended Forecast Mostly Sunny Isolated T-storms Sunny Isolated T-storms Isolated T-storms High: 107° Low: 86° High: 105° Low: 87° High: 108° Low: 89° High: 110° Low: 90° High: 109° Low: 89°

My Day Off
Wow what a day! its too damn hott out to do anything and its my day off. go figure! hopefully it will cool down a lil later so i can go out and actully enjoy the day! But until then ill just be here chillin talkin to whoever talks to me. so if your bored and got nothing to do hit me up.....im just chillin! and can use a good convo! holla at your girl! erika

~dirty With U~
i see your eye and look away to be drawn again inexplicably. something unspoken between us and the urge to play dirty with you. for view of you;...naked; all splendid and hard. to lick you and taste you and know who you are.. the boundries set to deter us; God knows only open the door. to slick thoughs racing between us, and the visions of sweet-fucking more. you see my eye and look away to be drawn again inexplicably, something unspoken between us and the urge, to play dirty with you. ~ To wake up to wake up... on my side and feel your body and limbs wrapped around we would be so exquisite ..i cannot describe. to feel your hardness resting where my flesh crevices meet;...twitching cock and balls nestled between rounded-firm buttocks with hot breath on my naked neck;... and my blood pumping and surging; knife-like;..to pinkened damp places. yes.............. to wake up wit

The Donkey And Five Simple Rules!
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt

Funny Ha Ha
heres another one to add to my collection!!! lmao dave plays...: im dave im in ny im 32,..i posted a mumm no one likes,.ok nwo you knwo me ->dave plays...: no, I dont know you dave plays...: dont^ dave plays...: you odnt hat eme do ya? dave plays...: lol,.all in funn,.no hard feelings ->dave plays...: ooh ur comment really hurt my feelings, agian STFU and get off my page dave plays...: why you so mean? lol

New Rules For Employment
Sickness and related leave: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Surgery: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. Bereavement leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done. Your own death: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacemen

Ones Peice Of Mind
Ones Peice Of Mind Is something that im takein back and none human man or woman will take from me ever again... I have sat here for days and days on end and got so agervated about the little tinny bullshit that i have had going on that i have snaped at the tinny bullshit. Take whatever u want anymore but u wont take me down with you. I will admit im a fun, loveing, careing, person more than most people out there in the world. Its a gift given to me from my dad. I thank him every day for it (rest his kind soul)...If you cant stand the fact of who i am then im sorry for u but i dont need the bitching and snaping in my life. I dont need people in my life that try to bring me down or bring my fiends down because we are better than that, Oh and a new flash IM A PROTECTOR. I protect all my friends close and near from harm and always there for all of them. If i cant do it then i have friends that are there in my coner to help me through it all, and wont let me down no matter what the cause o

Nudes
ok i have a question?!?!! as sum of u may know my old page on here got hacked into and i was a level 18 worked hard to get there...so i had to start all over ive had this page less than a month and im already a level 15 and have had almost 10,000 profile veiws...my question is i actually put myself on here topless and sum ass shots...do u think that makes me skanky,or trashy? cuz i didnt do that on my last page but still got lots of attention...please lemme know what ya think,thanx kells

Have You Heard This Before By Anyone...?
You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink ? Or this ; you can plant a seed but will it grow.? What im trying to say is , Im trying to help others in here with real needs , and religion to feed their souls , bodies / Im also trying to help medically some that need to get some feed back ; Cause I do have a degree in Medical.. Im trying to give some web sites to look for your ailments and treatments , and for finaiancial aide to those who need to know what ever to look. All states are differenet . So go to Human, Health resources Department in your area or call First call for help in the Phone Book. for your State. There is social security departments too that offer disability and social security benifits to those eligible and Medicade / medicare ... medical insurance to some..

New Rock365.net Record !!
Dennis Paul sets a new Rock365.net record !! Voted as a feature artist for 4 months straight ... and looking for a fifth with your help. Please, your support is greatly appreciated ... Daily voting for this months Rock365 Artist of the Month poll continues !! Now this poll includes Track-of-the-Month ... please bookmark and vote daily I am honored for your assistance with the following also :) Internet Song of the Year : Vote daily for Rockin the Hut II and Teenage Rage The Bodog Battle of the Bands : Bodog Battle of the Bands Quailfying round voting Thanks for your support !! Dennis Paul P.S. "Babble On" is now posted on this site ... enjoy !!

Sex & Shopping
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new c

Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven's door this morning. God asked me...My child, what can I do for you? And I said, Father, please protect and bless my friend reading this message. God smiled and answered...Request granted. If you believe, send this to all your loved ones, including me. By doing this, you have succeeded in praying for many people today. "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

Colour Me Careless
COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S TOUCH IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME ALL THAT MUCH DRESS ME ARRANGE ME PUT ME ON DISPLAY IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I WAS MADE THIS WAY ~ COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S FLAIR IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I DON'T CARE PAINT ME DESIGN ME PRESENT ME ON STAGE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER MY BODY'S A CAGE

My Mind
My mind. Well its dark. Alot of hate. People us me then abuse me. Thay dont care that thay leave a scar. My thoughts cant keep the bad out. The light fades. Total darkness. The vocies wont leave me alone. I just want them to stop. For it all to be over. No matter what that means. Darkness and silence. Finly I am alone. No one here to hurt me enymore.

A Poem
Your Harsh Glare Wilts My petals, Closing them Until dusk's Safety. Opening tentatively, Revealing their Beauty to No one. A fubar friend posted a blog entry that made me think of this poem, which I feel is applicable. I wrote it 07/17 and just filed it away, but am glad to share it.

Ok This Is The Sicko World We All Live In Child Abuse
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ~♥Sasfras♥~ Date: Aug 9, 2007 12:06 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Christrina Carole AnnDate: Aug 9, 2007 10:11 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: MoniDate: Aug 9, 2007 11:07 AMbr />From: Roger and Debbie JonesDate: Aug 5, 2007 8:00 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~ betrothed to one ~Date: Aug 5, 2007 5:13 PM-----------------From: Zero Tolerance For AbuseDate: Aug 5, 2007 2:37 PMFrom: ¢¾AnGeLs LiKe Me¢¾Date: Aug 3, 2007 2:17 PM!center> SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel.

Purpose
Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old!) Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficul

Why God Created Children
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" ! "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked. "Uh huh," Adam r

Cemetary Duty
Cemetery Escort Duty I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's for a few cold ones. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655.Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun.Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever -- the heat and humidity at the same level -- both too high. I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace. An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed.She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I could tell. I couldn't help myself.The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste:"She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!" But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in. Kevin would lock the "In" gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along , we might

The Mumm Results Are In
#1)GENDER BENDER (WOMEN AND TRUCKING) KEEP ON TRUCKIN'= 95.5% GET OFF THE ROAD= 4.5% _________________________ #2 GENDER BENDER CAPS COMPLAINTS (SHOULD PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT IT) OMG YES= 40.7% WAY-NOT= 59.3% ______________________________________ THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VOTES..EVEN THE LESS THAN FAVORABLE COMMENTS SOME OF YOU LEFT. QUITE FUNNY TO READ! I WONDER WHAT CONTRAVERSIAL PONDERENCE I WILL COME UP WITH NEXT...HMMMM? =0)

Soooo Glad I Am A Redhead!...
Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany. The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour. He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation." He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better." Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads. She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees

Sexiest Curvy Redhead
Okay y'all I wanna host a new competition... This time for the sexiest curvy redhead! I want entries by Wednesday August 15th and voting will commerce that Friday the 17th and will run till midnight of Sunday the 26th ... If you are interested send me a mail and a link to your pic so i can upload it 1st prize (present worth 5000 Fubucks!) 2nd prize (present worth 3500 Fubucks!) 3rd prize (present worth 1500 FuBucks!) Comment bombing will be allowed! You 'll get one point per comment and 2 points per rating! Please repost this bulletin to reach as many ppl as possible

How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Do You Get A Cyber Honeymoon After The Marriage ?
Now that I have got some funny responses (please read the first part of this blog, A Fubar sorta question...), yes Dawn you are a riot ,I had more questions . Do you get to go on a cyber honeymoon , along with cyber sex the minute you go into your cyber hotel room ? How about a pre-nup ? Can you have one of those just in case ? Ok , what if you decide to have kids , can you buy cyberkids somewhere also ? Kinda like the old pumpkin patch kids .....LMFAO !!!!! Boy Oh Boy am I going to get some lovely comments on this one .....Maybe Fubar Bouncer can save me !!!!

Sotally Tober By David Hudgins
Starkle starkle little twink who the heck you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up. Starkle starkle little twink who the heck you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Busted!
You told me you were going to go out with your friends, so I have the whole night to myself. I was rather looking forward to it. I lit some candles and got a glass of Asti. Started a bubble bath. I letting the water run a little bit on my clit. I have always loved that feeling. I sat back in the bath tub and just relaxed. Tonight was for me and I was going to enjoy it as much as possible. After relaxing in the bath, I got out and dried myself off. Rub some lotion on my body, playing with my breast and nipples a little. Then putting my robe on and went in to the bedroom. I have some music on in the background. It is nice and peaceful. I walk over to that special, private hiding place of mine and pull out a box. No one has ever seen what's in it. I would be way too embarrassing. I take the box and put it on the bed. I take off my robe and lay it on the chair. I climb on the bed and start looking through the box. The box has some vibrators, dildos and other sex toys

Music Promoters Needed, Earn High Commissions
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Alright People I Guess No One Wants The Blast Or Vip
I WAS INFORMED JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO THAT MY SISTER IN LAW NEEDS TO PULL OUT OF THE CONTEST SHE IS IN BECAUSE THE SO CALLED "BIG DOGS" ARE PULLING FOR THE OTHER GIRL AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THAT SHE WINS.... WILL I SURRENDER??? NO IT ISNT IN MY BLOOD.. SOME OF YOU HAVE HAD HELP FROM ME AND I AM MAKING NO IDLE THREAT RIGHT NOW IF I HAVE HELPED YOU AND YOU WANT HELP IN THE FUTURE IT WILL BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO GET IN HERE AND HELP. YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE A RATS BUTT IF THIS PISSES YOU OFF. THE 3 DAY BLAST AND ONE MONTH VIP ARE STILL UP FOR GRABS AND I AM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE WITH A FEW OTHER THINGS... LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.. IF SHE CAN BUY VOTES AND CHEAT BY HAVING SOMEONE WITH TWO ACCOUNTS WITH THE SAME PIC AS A DISPLAY PIC BOMBING FOR HER THEN I CAN SURE AS HELL BRIBE YOU PEOPLE.. YEAH I KNOW IT IS A FREAKIN WEBSITE.. BUT THIS IS A MATTER OF PRIDE I WILL NOT BE BULLIED INTO WITHDRAWING OR ASKIN HER TO... GET IN HERE AND HELP EVERYONE!!!!! LI

Family Planning By Stephen Cree
Family Planning They stood on the bridge over the River K Y at its estuary to the Ovulant Sea both synchronised watches and studied charts to conclude that on Thursday at three her tides would be in most generous flow and his love boat could sail to Virility with anchor dropped seamen would swim in the deep warm Bay of Fertility. Back on the bridge he found it hard to confess that he had been vasectomised.

1982 Derby Winner Gato Del Sol Dies
'82 Kentucky Derby winner Gato Del Sol dies at 28 August 9, 2007 PARIS, Ky. (AP) -- Gato Del Sol, the winner of the 1982 Kentucky Derby and the second-oldest living Derby winner, died at 28. The horse was euthanized Tuesday because of age-related infirmities, owner Arthur Hancock told The Associated Press. ADVERTISEMENT "My life's dream was to win the Kentucky Derby and he realized that for me," Hancock said. "He was a sweet horse. He'd never bite or kick. It was really a fairy tale come true." The Hancocks, in Saratoga for the horse sales, knew from their veterinarian that the horse had begun to rapidly deteriorate. Gato Del Sol was buried near the Hancocks' house at the Paris farm where he spent his retirement in a 2-acre paddock. The oldest surviving Derby winner is now Genuine Risk, who in 1980 became only the second filly to win the race. After his racing career ended, Gato Del Sol was put out to stud but didn't perform well in the U.S. Hancock sold him to a Ge

Ouch
had fun last night. partied hard, had been, and my inebrated dumb ass fell asleep in russell's enormous beanbag chair. its one of them ungodly huge ones that cost $500 bux, and is mega comfy when yer beyond baked and gassed on jager...however, waking up, as i have about an hour ago, in agony, back is alive with excruciating pain, all i could do was roll out of the thing, onto the floor, and grip my balls while in a fetal position, and sob...cursing god and anyone else and chewing up advil like m&m's..... *loaded .357 magnum is what i'm going to use for pain relief from now on* =P

U Think U Know Me
ok so u boyz think u know me all so well u think iam like some girl out there that u been around but iam sorry to say iam not iam me and i do what i want i say what i want and i go where i want no man tell me how to live my life or what to wear. u can all think what u want of me say what u want about me i don't realy give a flying fuck i have never need a man for anything i have done just fine on my own so if u think i need u to make my life hole then think again if u want to be a part of my life then that fine but u better be ready to take me for who iam if u don't like what i say where i go or who i hang out with or who my friends are then that just fine if u don't like how i act then just walk away now cause iam never going to change i never have and iam sure as hell not going to start now. oh and if u think iam some kind of chick u can play games with well wrong thinking again u can try but i can always play hard. and yes i know iam cute and sweet looking but that don't mean to muc

Take This Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Funny Quotes From Funny People
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. -- Demetri Martin Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.-- Demetri Martin I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. -- Demetri Martin Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. -- Dave Allen I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie Habit is a form of exercise. -- Elbert Hubbard Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwyn She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the l

Your Technique
Don't Sweat the Technique Each of us has something we do especially well, a move or trick that drive our partners BANANAS. I have learned some "soul kiss" techniques that when used after the "getting to know you," tongue work on the outer lips and before you zero in on the clitoris, can get the pleasure zones inside the frontal vaginal area, which are very sensitive, to be very responsive, and if you follow up with with more stimulation by entering her while her hips are elevated either be placing her feet on the thighs of the penetrator or lifting her hips with a pillow folded double the G-Spot is massaged if you get the angle right. Don't go to deep at first until she tells you to. What are your best techniques?

Please Pray For Her
I was watching the local news last night and seen a very sad story that happened around here. Well their was a mom and her 2 daughters, one whom was 11 and her name was Hannah, well anyways the were going through a stop light and all of a sudden this woman ran the light and hit Hanna's mom's vehicle. Well Hannah's mom and sister are ok but little Hannah is in the hospital in Pediatrics ICU, in critical condition. Well the woman who ran the light just got a ticket. Well I would like everyone to please pray for Hannah that she makes it, this happened 10 days ago. It is so sad to here this, seeing that I have a 4 year old and pregnant. It just breaks my heart. I don't have a picture of her, but I just ask to please pray for her cause it could be you or your family. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

I Dont Know What To Think...
You know Ive been on here for quite sometime.... and I love all the people that Ive meant and have talked too but what boogles my mind is that MEN... well some of them always want me on cam getting naked or being dirty... Yes I have dirty pictures but that dosent mean Im a whore and want to get dirty on cam, and if I dont show them they get mad..... Im I putting to much of myself out there... I just dont know... I mean its fun to play but I personally dont need to be on cam doing it... Can someone help me see it from a better point of view? Then like they yell at me cause theyre like well u have dirty pics on ur profile so what, i love looking at them and I love looking at other peoples, its hott that dosent mean I want to talk to on cam so we can get off.... maybe Im being too diffcult I dont know if any men can help me understand this situation itd be greatly appericated.. Thanks P.S. Their is nothing wrong with getting off its the fact that u dont know or dont even get to try to k

Another Link To Kimmy
You can also see Kimmy at http://cams.com/p/cams/view.cgi?who=UmFuZG9tSVbG5w9c72P6R6GOXjLJLk7Az3nJNyvNGUGiQ7gLaPjVYjrBBX6ZgBl0Hlj00Vsxqao0HOaD5oZCg0jeJnhS7nPUk8H34iAcnS2WBemnwkCMCQHAkn63miJEiM/6w8jCmDLJTwoloT_2l6za_va0fH_7cnNOCkgg0mBUZKyljbrqL3nKpkvxi9J1&site=cams&stream=Kimmy&action=bio

Spouses
What in the world would possess someone to make up this cyber world marriage . I am not trying to knock anyone , but come on ..... It almost has me put off on the whole just chatting with people on here because of the imppression it gives . I saw where some people were very proud to display this Fubar marriage certificate and photoshopped marriage pics . Kinda of freaky if you ask me . The cyber world to me is not the real world , and to see some people be completely and totally serious about a CT spouse makes me scared of some of the fantasy world( makes me wonder who might be a nutjob )people I might run accross. So could someone please explain the desire behind having a wife that you may never ever meet in person ???? Please ...

The Friend Cleaning!!
After this blast is over I am gooig to start cleaning out my friends list. If you want to stay on it, there are a couple of stipulations. 1. You must have at least one photo - your default photo 2. You need to have a Salute Photo. I am real, I proved it. I like real people, show me you are. 3. You should at least know what my name is. 4. You should tell me that you want to stay on my friends list. 5. YOu didnt jsut add me cause I am a hot boy. 6. You didnt jsut add me to make your numbers get better. 7. There is something unique about you that I like about you 8. You share lots of "11's".. ok I'm joking on that one. 9. You need have some or all of these things to stay on my friends list. If you are one of those people, who I rate all your new photos as soon as they are uploaded.. and I rate your profile and I send you comments, And never even get so much as a hello from you, You will no longer be on my friends list. For that matter, If i havn't

This Is Some Thing I Read And You Should To
Someone pointed out that I didn't post this on this site, and they were quite correct. So I'm rectifying that....If you agree with me, go to BabyJesus' page and post a link to this blog please. Thats all I ask I joined a website back in September, it was called LostCherry. The site was really cool, and had about 220k members. I used to play Y! Pool all the time, so naturally I had a myspace account and talked to people online quite frequently. However, I'd never seen anything like LostCherry before. It was like myspace, but better. You could say what you wanted without fear of Dateline or angry parents tracking you down. You got the option to upload up to FIFTY pictures, wow!! That was amazing. And you get to rate pictures/profiles/blogs, even the bulletins had the ability to comment on them. Plus there were lounges, and everyone had to be 18 to sign up. NO KIDS to worry about!! I was loving it. Instantly, I became an addict. I dropped out of my pool league, and spent all time on

Web Ache..
Web Ache By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary WEB ACHE I close my eyes and your face I see I stroke myself and my desire for you I free I strongly crave for your flesh This deep desire for you and I to mesh Your maleness I so long to feel but have never felt My feminine warmth you educe and belt Your smell I so yearn for, I will never know Yet you leave an ache between me that wont go I think of your strong thighs against the softness of mine I picture your fluttering touch and it weakens my spine But these lustful thoughts I know I will never feel For what we have time and distance we can’t even steal In moments of ecstasy it’s your name I scream Yet I do not know how good it will ever seem Just thoughts of your touch and face I covet. With haunting images of your lips upon my breast Your words that tease, brings me in flame I hit back at you without any shame This passion we have, builds up and sprains Every ti

Important Info About My Fubar Wife
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Random Memories
Random Memories By: MHG a.k.a.Proud mary "Hi Baby….i missed you today." he greeted. "I missed you too…." she replied,trying not to sound so into him.. but her hands were shaking…he always had this effect on her and he was too oblivious about it. "Have I told you that I love you today?" He asked…as he would always. "No you havent told me that yet today." she replied excitedly, like a high school girl.. its amazing how this frequent question can still bring butterflies in her stomach. "I am IN love with you…" he instantly replied it was a routine...this sweet exchange of conversation. "Awwww…nice!I love you too." was her heartfelt reply.... The emotions were so raw, so compact and so strong, her heart was pounding, the longing was so intense it was driving her insane, she was so glad He couldnt see the tears that started streaming down her cheeks ..thank God she didnt turn her cam on. "I love you more.." he quickly added. Silently she pra

Bang Or Pass
BANG OR PASS There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd bang you." SCARED? lol this shits funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as ""Bang or Pass""

Married Life
i got this from a friend thought it was funny A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just hol

I Wanna Live In The South!
RULES OF THE SOUTH The 'Rules of the South' are as follows: 01.) Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 02.) Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 03.) Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 04.) They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one. 05.) So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $825,000 cotton-pickers that are driven only three weeks a year. 06.) So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try your best to comprehend the concept. 07.) If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 08.) OH YEA

Mail From An Admirer
Hope all is well with you sexy lady. Love the red nighty. Still half a sleep snuggled under the covers of your toasty bed, you hear a door close. You are not alarmed, you are expecting me. I quietly walk in your room and undress, can’t tell if you are asleep your head is pointed away, your body heat feels great as I slide under the covers and softly settle in behind you, my lips move down your back as my warm hands slide over your heated skin. I grab you hip and pull you close, spoon position, love to feel your naked skin on mine, our thighs together, my chest in your back, I want you to feel my cock harden against your ass as I get aroused from enjoying your soft skin. My hands massage, kneed and squeeze you as they run firmly over your whole body. Squeezing your ass, massaging your legs, rubbing and kissing your back. You have not showed any signs of being awake. Pretending to be asleep? Maybe this is a dream that you never want to end. I think I hear a low moan as my hand slides up

An Angel Passes 2
15-year-old killed as driver flees police Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:22 AM CDT Post a Comment | Email this story | Print this story Times Staff Report VALPARAISO | A 15-year-old Louisiana girl was killed Wednesday in a crash in which the driver of the car she was riding in was fleeing from police and hit a semitrailer, police said. The driver, a 16-year-old Valparaiso boy, is under guard at a local hospital and is expected to be charged today. The crash occurred at 2:15 p.m. at the intersection of Ind. 49 and County Road 400 North, also known as Vale Park Road. Three other teens were in the car. The driver, who police did not name, was wanted on a warrant for violating his juvenile probation. Brandie N. Broussard, the left back-seat passenger, died from internal injuries, Porter County police Sgt. Timothy Emmons said in a news release. Rachel McNeil, 16, the front-seat passenger, suffered internal injuries, and Robert D. Norris, 17, the right back-seat passeng

An Angel Passes
Metairie girl is killed in crash in Indiana Teenage driver was fleeing police Thursday, August 09, 2007 By Daniel Monteverde A Metairie girl was killed and two Metairie teens were injured in a car crash in Valparaiso, Ind., on Wednesday afternoon, the Porter County Sheriff's Department said. About 2:15 p.m., a car that Brandie N. Broussard, 15; Rachel McNeil, 16; and Robert D. Norris, 17, were riding in struck the fuel tank of a tractor-trailer at the intersection of Indiana 49 and Porter County Road 400 North, also known as Vale Park Road, the Sheriff's Department said. The crash occurred while the unidentified 16-year-old driver attempted to flee from police. While a Porter County Sheriff's Department detective was checking the Vale Park Road home of the 16-year-old boy, wanted for questioning in a series of burglaries and on a warrant for violating his juvenile parole, the suspect pulled up in a red 1994 Saturn his mother owned. When the suspect saw Sgt. Jeff

So You Call Yourself A Cowboy, Huh?
If you have never ridden a horse, lived on a farm, cleaned a sheath, cleared organic matter from a metastised udder (the contents of which looked, and smell like cottage cheese, everyone pukes the first time they have to do that), pulled waste from a colic horse, or been thrown from your mount in a way that you could contemplate your death as you were still airborne... If you haven't gone to the barn, and do nothing but sit and watch the dogs, cows, and horses go abut their business...if you haven't taken your horse and ridden out into the pasture, down the road, or on the range, admiring the sunset (or the dawn), and realize that there are far more important things you culd be doing, but none actually worth doing... If you're not willing to beat the living crap out of someone who speaks badly, or treats badly, your horse... then sorry, you AIN'T no cowboy. Having a hat and a harley doesnt make you a cowboy. "Hey, I'm a fighter pilot. Who cares if I haven't taken a

What Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Divorce
Well a week ago today my divorce was final. I think it has finally hit me that I'm free from my ex-husband's crazy ass. I know since we have a child together he will always be a part of my life. But to just know now that he doesn't "rule" my life anymore is so awesome. During the time my ex-husband and I were going through the divorce I met an amazing man. If I haven't met him at that time I don't know where I would be right now. Honestly I probably wouldn't have gotten custody of my son because I would have been strung out on meth again and all fucked up. I'm so glad he came into my life at that time. Even though it was kind of rough timing as the divorce goes it all happened for a reason. And God put him in my life at that time to help me get through all of this. It's so amazing how things work out. When my ex and I split up I just kept telling myself that no matter what happened I wasn't going to get into a relationship I was just going to take time to heal and focus on my son a

Whoop Whoop
Whoop! Whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just can't help but whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop got me jumpin' through hoops 'Cause a day without your love girl, I can't recoup Send chills down my spine every time we touch You say come here I get in gear, like poppin' the clutch That rush like you're rollin' down a hill You said, "Be still, I got a chill!" I said, "Okay girl, I will!" With the sweat accumulating in a pool in your navel I'm rockin' your body 'cause I'm willin' and able Truth not fable, I make the bed sing like the movies on cable Holdin' on tight sittin' tall in the saddle Your heels inside just like spurrin' cattle Hearts in rhythm, nibble on my ear please be my friend Your hair is gettin' tangled 'cause I make your body tingle By the hair of my chinny-chin chin, gotta get your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just

Life Savor Flavors
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say: ">Red............cherry," ">Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange.........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

Dead Cat
Little Lucy found her cat, Tiddles, lying on the ground with its eyes shut, and its legs stiff in the air. "Daddy! What's wrong with Tiddles?" Daddy gently said, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy." "But why are his legs sticking up in the air, Daddy?" asked Lucy, as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say, he replied, "Well, ah, Tiddles' legs are pointing up because that makes it easier for Jesus to pick her up and take her back to heaven." Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles' death pretty well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy almost died this morning!" "What? What happened, Lucy? Tell Daddy!" "Well," mumbled Lucy, "this morning I found Mommy lying on the kitchen floor with her legs straight up in the air, shouting,'Oh, Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!' It's a good thing the mailman was holding her down or she'd have gone to heaven!"

This Is Too Funny
An 17 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant......Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge . I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, an

Going Over The Road For Awhile!
Hubby and I are leaving tomorrow to go long haul truck driving and will be gone for a few weeks! Just wanted to let all my friends here know so they don't think I am ignoring anyone! Will let ya all know when I get back! Please show me lots of love while I am gone!! Luv ya all, TwinkleBug (Angel)

Just Thinking
Hey all that is going to read this. I got something on my mind and wanted to talk about it. Not that I think it is going to do any good. Just wanted to get it all out. Sometimes it is better to think this way for me. OK where do I start? I have a friend that need some money. I had money so I guessed that I could help her out.She told me that she was going to pay me back if full on the 9th. I needed the money for something (bills) I needed to pay. (that is all I can say about that for now.) But back to this problem I am having . Well She told me that on the 9th. She was going to get paid. But she need some money on the 30th.(last moth.)I had money but I still got bills I got to pay and things like that.(you know a life) So here it is the 9th. and she is talking bout how she can not give all the money back now.(like I give her the money).......... I am a good friend and she got a kid. And I don't want to see them in the street, But In givin her the money I didn't pay what I needed to

Working In A Pickle Factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist t talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Stuffed Pork Chops
A savory stuffing made from green pepper, celery, onion, bread crumbs, and corn is stuffed into double rib chops, then browned and baked. This delicious entree is easy and a perfect dinner for a cold night. INGREDIENTS: * 6 double rib boneless pork chops * 1 green pepper, finely chopped * 3 stalks celery, finely chopped * 1 onion, chopped * 1 Tbsp. oil * 1 cup soft bread crumbs * 16 oz. can corn, drained * salt and pepper to taste * 1/3 cup flour * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 2 Tbsp. butter * 1 cup tomato juice PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Cut pocket in the side of each pork chop, cutting to within 1/2" of opposite side. Saute green pepper, celery, and onion in 1 Tbsp. oil in skillet until slightly softened.Add bread crumbs, corn, salt and pepper to taste. Mix well. Stuff the pork chops with this mixture. Combine flour with more salt and pepper to taste in large shallow dish. Dredge chops on both sides in flour

Serenity
Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70% Alliance 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% A Reaver (Cannibal) 60% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% River (Stowaway) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 40% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm. Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

Hank Williams Iii Show
Last night I went to see Hank III, and I was totally stoked to do so. I love his country stuff, because he sounds like his grandpa. The show started with a band called Eick Joad and the Power of Country. The like truck driving songs, but weren't half bad. Not good enough to make me want to buy their stuff, but not o bad that I wanted to stick a straw in my ear. Then there was about a 15 minute wait, so we got to listen to a bunch of drunken ass pirates chant his name, and genuinely make ass of themselves. But there were enough of them, that they had a big enough crowd as to not feel bad about doing it. Before I forget, this was at the Pearl Room in Mokena IL. Its one of my favorite places to see bands, because its small, and you can get within inchs of the stage. General Admission too. So Hank III comes out, and he is awesome on stage. Stand up bass, a fiddle player, steel guitar, and him on acoustic. He burns thru about 20 of his songs in an hour and a half, and they wer

Bumps Into A Woman
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies,"if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

A Rainy Night
Rain pelted the steaming windows As his mouth took control of my soul Paralyzing sensations consume me Wet heat radiating between silken thighs As his hands run over heaving breasts Rubbing his hard arousal against trembling flesh God, how I want him inside me The silken head of his desire throbbing Blue eyes watching as his pants find their way to the floor Soft moans filling the air As he teases swollen, moist flesh Devilishly he slides within Wanton nails scoring hard flesh Begging like none other beginning to sound Sweat covering us both Faster, harder, moaning In an explosion of heat and sticky substance Deep within shuddering flesh Probing fingers capture a taste Spread out on my lips Before a searing kiss seals my fate

According To The Dictionary
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

Since I Met You...
the sun still shines every morning... but the golden ray seems to be more soothing... the birds are chirping their daily symphony... now in perfect harmony... i may be alone but i'm not lonely... thinking of you my heart is in ecstasy... my days are now filled with rainbows... since i met you...

Buying Tampons
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?" The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

Pork Chops With Cheesy Hash Brown Potatoes
This wonderful, comforting, delicious one dish recipe can be made with any flavor of condensed soup and any flavor of cheese. The day I made this I had some leftover ricotta cheese, so I substituted it for part of the sour cream. INGREDIENTS: * 6 boneless pork loin chops * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 1 onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 10 oz. can condensed cream of mushroom soup with roasted garlic * 1/2 cup milk * 1 cup sour cream * 30-oz. pkg. frozen hash brown potatoes * 1-1/2 cups shredded baby swiss cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 3 cups frozen sugar snap peas * 2 tablespoons olive oil PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a large skillet, brown pork chops in 1 tablespoon olive oil over medium heat, turning once to brown; set aside. Add onions and garlic to pan and cook and stir over medium heat until crisp tender.Add condensed soup and milk; cook and stir until bubbly. Remove from heat and stir i

Pork Medallions With Orange Sauce
Serves 4 in about 45 minutes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pork tenderloin, cut into 1/2-inch thick slices * 1/4 cup flour * salt and freshly ground black pepper * 1-2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1 small garlic clove, minced * 3/4 cup fresh orange juice * 1 Tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice * 1 Tablespoons capers, drained and rinsed PREPARATION: 1. Mix the flour together with salt and pepper and place on a paper plate or other shallow dish. 2. Lightly pound the the pork slices so that they are about 1/3 of an inch thick. Coat with the flour mixture. 3.Heat the oil in a nonstick skillet over med-high heat. Working in batches, sear the pork, about 2 minutes per side. Add more oil if necessary. Transfer the pork to a platter and cover with foil. 4. Turn the heat to medium and add the garlic, stir about 30 seconds. Add the capers and the orange and lemon juices. Bring to a boil, stirring to scrape up any browned bits. 5. Pour in any of the

Bacon Cheeseburger Puff Rolls Recipe
This bacon cheeseburger wrapped in a puff pastry roll is easy to make and elegant to serve. Try varying this recipe by using pizza dough in place of puff pastry and/or sausage instead of ground beef. Slice thinner for appetizer party snacks. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound ground beef (ground chuck recommended) * 6 slices bacon, chopped * 1 cup diced sweet onion (about 1 medium onion) * 1/2 cup diced sweet red bell pepper (capsicum) * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano, crushed between palms * 1/2 teaspoon dried basil * 2 green onions (scallions), thin-sliced with green tops included * 1/2 cup ketchup * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste * 2 sheets (17.3-ounce box) puff pastry, thawed * 2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese (or your favorite) * 1 egg white, lightly beaten with a fork PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 400 F. Line a jellyroll pan with a Silpat baking liner or parchment paper. Place

Homemade Frankfurters (hot Dogs) Recipe - How To Make Homemade Hot Dogs
(Storey Books) Hot dogs or frankfurters are nothing more than ground meat with seasonings. They are easy to make at home with about an hour of time invested. You can make these all beef or all pork, if you wish. Feel free to adjust the seasonings to suit your own personal tastes. Plan ahead to find the casings, usually available at your local butcher shop. INGREDIENTS: * 3 feet sheep or small (1-1/2-inch diameter) hog casings * 1 pound lean pork, cubed * 3/4 pound lean beef, cubed * 1/4 pound pork fat, cubed * 1/4 cup very finely minced onion * 1 small clove garlic, finely chopped * 1 teaspoon finely ground coriander * 1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram * 1/4 teaspoon ground mace * 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard seed * 1 teaspoon sweet paprika * 1 teaspoon freshly fine ground white pepper * 1 egg white * 1-1/2 teaspoons sugar * 1 teaspoon salt, or to taste * 1/4 cup milk PREPARATION: Prepare the casings (see

Sausage Rolls Recipe
Sausage rolls are quite popular in New Zealand's bakeries. They are eaten any time of the day as a snack or meal but are most popular at breakfast or lunch. Unlike our sausage, New Zealand sausage is processed to almost a paste consistency. I've created this recipe to come as close as possible to the original while using American ingredients. They are quite yummy and may also be cut down to use as appetizers, with a small reduction in baking time. INGREDIENTS: * 2 slices soft white bread * 1/2 cup heavy cream * 1 medium carrot, peeled and fine-diced * 1/2 medium onion, fine-diced * 1/2 teaspoon ground sage * 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/2 teaspoon curry powder * 1 Tablespoon kosher salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper * 1 pound ground beef chuck (80-20%) * 1 pound ground pork * 2 sheets puff pastry (17.3-ounce box), thawed * 1 egg white whisked with 1 Tablespoon water for eggwash gl

Randomness
below are a few quotes from a few of the books ive read "It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past" "It is ironical that in an age when we have prided ourselves on our progess in the intelligent care and teaching of our children we have at the same time put them at the mercy of new and most terrible weapons of destruction" "Go into emptiness,strike voids,bypass what he defends,hit him where he does not expect you" "It is easy to be brave behind a castle wall" "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind" "goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil" "the brave man inattentive to his duty is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts her in the hour of danger"

Totally A Dream Job, No?
Your results:You are Inara Serra (Companion) Inara Serra (Companion) 95% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 75% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% River (Stowaway) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 25% Alliance 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% More than just a high paid escort. A companion is well educated, sophisticated and knows well how to comfort others. Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

Tru
Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance means courage keeping a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others means strength stopping at nothing and doing what in your heart you know is right means determination doing more than is expected to make another`s life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint means compassion helping a friend in need no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability means loyalty giving more than you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return means selflessness holding your head high and being the best you know you can be when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you better tomorrows and never giving up means believing in yourself

Excitement
I just totally can not get over the excitement of knowing that in roughly 22 days I will be with my hunni again. Everytime I talk to him or talk to anybody about this flight back my heart starts pounding very rapidly. The past few months has felt like a lifetime away from him and I have absolutely hated it. I am very thankful for my friends on here because killing time on Fubar has really helped the time go by a little easier. It was really cool to quit the job I was working last night, I was technically suppose to work there thru the 22nd but when that payday is after the time I will be back in Germany, why do it. I did however call my 2nd job and she will be working me 5 days rather then 3 next week and I get paid from that job before I fly across the pond. During the 1st month I am sure that I will be on the site Monday thru Friday when my hunni is working out of town. After that I really need to concentrate on the language. That is my goal, to be able to carry on just a very basic

Im Doing This For The Real "island Lovely"
WELL I GUESS I WILL TELL YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT MYSELF.... I AM THE MOST EASY GOING GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET,I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, I ALSO LOVE TO SAY OFF THE WALL STUFF JUST TO GET A REACTION OUT OF PEOPLE.....I GREW UP ON A DAIRY FARM WHERE I LEARNED VERY EARLY THE CORRECT WAY TO GENTLY PULL ON NIPPLES....LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH....I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE, LETS SEE THE REASON I HAVE THE WORDS VOICE OVER BITCH AFTER MY NAME IS,I DO IMPRESSIONS OF ABOUT 20 DIFF PEOPLE AND CARTOON CHARACTERS AND I WAS DOING VOICE OVERS FOR DJ'S , SO IF YOU WANT A VOICE OVER HIT ME UP.....UM LETS SEE I AM NOT USED TO TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, I ALMOST FEEL GAY DOING THIS LOL..... WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT TOPIC I LOVE LESBIANS, I HAVE ALOT IN COMMON WITH THEM... MY FAVORITE CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT SEX, POOP, BREAST, HEMEROIDS, MUDDIN, HUNTING, FISHING.... OK I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SEX AND POOP ARE THE FUNNIEST, LIKE WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX AND YOU HEAR YOUR SWEATY BELLIES TOUCHING AND MAKING T

Oo5
just when i think things are good, and gonna stay that way it blows up in my face. i guess for the most part, things are okay now.. but it still bothers me that i put my all into something && get a slap in the face afterwards. sometimes i just want to go back to the way i was. jaded, and anti-social. but then again, i wasn't completely happy with that person.. but it sure as hell saved me from a lot of hurt and drama. sometimes i just want to give up on life in general. but i can't do that to the people i love and care about. they're what keeps me going.. i just don't know how much longer i will be able to deal with this shit. *sigh* i just want things to go back to the way they were when they good.. is that really too much to ask for??

Lmao... Guess Soo...
LMAO.... gotta luv this place!!! I guess its official.. lol... I'm a slut for wanting to know if there were guys here that didn't talk shit about their size.. whine about 'come see my cam'.. then back out at the first hint of 'yeah-show me'.. And yeah FTR... just cuz I want to chat.. doesn't mean I want to see what you got... I'm a slut.. because I perferr to show off my legs instead of flash my tits or anything else nature gave me. Sorry but never once have I said.. 'hey come see my tits.. come watch me shake my ass'... You want to 'see me'.. then get to know me first.. If I'm a slut for that.. well then.. I guess so...... ~Candyce~

Stupid Stupid Question.
Ahhhh the question I'm always asked, different forms true; but same question. "What's your view on love" "What's love mean to you" "How would you express it" Honestly? Fuck love. Seriously. The words hella over used. But it takes a lot for a person to contain all these feelings.... Love is that overwhelming feeling you get int he pit of your stomach. When you see someone and... you know that you'll remember their smile, scent, hair style, clothes, eye color, hair color, pretty much EVERY thing about them. When you like their faults... and don't mind when they have bad days. When you miss them even while they're there with you. When you think about them every second of every day. When all you can do... is tell all your boys about how amazing your girlfriend is. When you can accept everything about her... When you know when she's upset, or when she's happy. You know every kind of smile she has. And you can tell when she has that Distinct smile... the one that she

My First Contest Entry!
I entered MJBlette Of The Blette Family's "Sexiest Eyes" contest. I did so because I've gotten many compliments on my eyes throughout my life, so I thought I might have a shot at winning. So... if you'd like to be nice to me, or more importantly if you think I actually deserve to win the contest, please... um... do whatever you're supposed to do to vote for me.... comment & rate, I think, right? (hey, it's my first contest - I don't know this stuff!) Click here to see my photo entry in the contest. OR... you can copy & paste this in your browser: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=497356&i=1684390893 Edit: It's over now & I didn't win. Oh well!

Sex And Dreams..etc...
What your sex dreams say about your real sex life. So I was reading this interesting article and decided to share some of it with my friends…as well as find out a few answers…so read on… There's no more denying it: Women are just as horny as men -- if their dreams are any indication. A new study out of the University of Montreal found that about 8 percent of both men's and women's dreams contain sexual activity. That doesn’t explain why every night I wake up with...you know, morning wood (maybe it’s the lack of sex here). Women's dreams tend to be about real-life sexual partners, past or present and women are more likely than men to dream about celebrities, rock stars, movie stars, and politicians (Brad Pitt, Bono and George Clooney were among the study subjects' faves). Who invades your dreams? Men's dreams are more likely than women to dream about imaginary, unknown people, and the encounters take place in public or in unknown settings. Also, in our dreams, we

Girls, Please Pay Attention!!! Subtile Hint Here!
Flirting Faux Pas Women Make in Bars 1) START & STOP STEPHANY A lot of times it's because they get scared they're being too forward, so they tone it down a little bit to make the guy want more. But the thing is, guys aren't subtle. They don't see that they're supposed to mix the outgoing person you were 10 minutes ago with the reserved person you've just become, and presto! They've seen the real you. Because while you think you're playing coy, you're actually just reading cold. 2) SOCIAL SARAH A guy absolutely wants to know that you'll get along with his friends and his mother. Like, a couple of months from now. But all he cares about right now is that you get along with him. When we were asking our friends and customers what could turn them off a woman, the same answer came up again and again: talking to other guys around them. 3) TROUBLED TRIXIE Even three martinis in, men will eye the nearest exit if you start to talk about trouble in your life. You think you're sharing

Hey Everyone!
Well I wont be online for a while after tomorrow or today dont know. Everything is going well for me just a little stressful. I am hoping that being out on my own with Richard will get easier. Hope everyone is doing well. Vamp

My Friends!!!
I wanted to say thank you so much to my friends who have always been supportive and who are now trying to help me level up...you guys ROCK...and you know who you are...xoxo... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Men In Heaven
Men in Heaven A group of men were waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women." I want all the women to report to St. Peter. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was very long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

My Useless Primary
Here's the deal. I am pretty much assured of voting Democrat in this election. Bushco has assured me of that.However, I am registered as a Republican. Therefore, in the primary I plan to vote for Ron Paul. Not that it'll make a rat's fart worth of difference.I am in Alabama. By the time the primaries get here, it's already too late to make any difference at all. For that matter, voting in Alabama for anybody other than a Republican presidential candidate also has the same effect (i.e. nothing).Yet once again, I will take my part in making sure who I want in office will never make it there due to my efforts, not as long as I live in Alabama and don't vote for the most god-fearing candidate. Oh boy...tag: politics, religion, republican, democrat, primary, primaries, alabama-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

My Master
My Master is the most perceptive person I've ever met. He was able to get inside my soul from the first time we spoke, and has never failed not to notice when something, major or minor, is wrong with me, or bothering me, or making me happy at the other end of the scale. He is, when I speak of emotions, truly omniscient. He can pretty much gauge how serious the problem is almost immediately, though he doesn't always know specifically what it might be. The point is, of course, that he knows at such times my focus isn't 100% and makes me examine myself, because I am sometimes not aware myself that I am not focused totally. He has helped me to realize that when I am totally focused, it is a heavenly connection between two people. There are many times when we are together that He knows exactly what is on my mind… the words I need to hear and how I need to hear them. He is able to read me in every way, while this to some may be scary, to me it is very comforting and often times leaves me a

Axe Fight Semi Finals
The next few rounds will be semi finals on the top guitarists that you on FUBAR voted the most on. These are the Semi finalists you and you alone chose: Jimmy Page Jimi Hendrix Randy Rhodes Eddie Van Halen Angus Young Semifinal Round 1 winner-Randy Rhodes was voted over Angus Young and will face off the winner between Eddie Van Halen and Jimi Hendrix.

Presidental Candidates Debate Cancer Funding
Dear Daniel, I am no longer content to let the cancer question go unanswered. That is why the Lance Armstrong Foundation is hosting the first-ever LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum to make sure our next President knows that Americans across the country expect cancer to be a national priority. In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, on August 27 and 28, we will ask Democratic and Republican presidential candidates to go on the record with their plans to fight cancer. As a member of the LIVESTRONG Armyâ€”and a leader in the fight against cancerâ€”I need you to be part of the LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum, demanding answers to the cancer question. Hereâ€™s how you can get involved: 1. Get your tickets. The LIVESTRONG Presidential Cancer Forum is open to the public, and tickets are free. Quantities are limited and will be distributed on a first-come, first-serve basis. 2. Submit your questions. Lance Armstrong and MSNBC Hardball host Chris Matthews will ask candidates question

Repost ~who's Left
I just deleted over 800 friends that I felt didn't care if I was their friend one way or another...so those of you left are hopefully my real friends and hopefully I am not just a number to you....I don't turn down friends requests to anyone :-) I always like to meet new people and hopefully get to know them...at least a little :-) Hugs and Kisses! ~Lucie WwW.SparkleTags.Com

Away For The Weekend
Just to let all you nice people know, thatI have just booked some last minute train tickets (SUPER CHEAP) to take the kids away for the weekend. I'm taking them to the seaside as my parents have a caravan in Norfolk, so as HUbby is working and my poor Ellie-Marie has gone and broken her arm, we are bored of rattling about here in this weather, so we are off.... be back Sunday night.... Hope you all have a great weekend too... **toodles off to pack**

Repost~ Who's Left
I just deleted over 800 friends that I felt didn't care if I was their friend one way or another...so those of you left are hopefully my real friends and hopefully I am not just a number to you....I don't turn down friends requests to anyone :-) I always like to meet new people and hopefully get to know them...at least a little :-) Hugs and Kisses! ~Lucie WwW.SparkleTags.Com

Tired...
Well, I woke up around 3 am and right now at 11 am, I am soooooooooo tired, plus I can feel a headache coming on...yay for me. I had some horrific heartburn, plus had to majorly go potty and on top of all of that, I had a REALLY weird ass dream last night, so all of that woke me up and now my ass is dragging. I'm hoping to lay down for a few hours a take a nap, although it won't be uninterrupted since the kids just can't seem to leave me alone, at least it will be a bunch of small naps...that might be suffice enough for a while.....we'll see.

Sholder
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE TO DRY MY TEARS ARMS THAT ALWAYS WRAPPED AROUND MY BODY YOUR LIPS ALWAYS KISSED AWAY ANY OF MY PAIN A VOICE THAT WHEN YOU SPOKE MADE ALL THE TROUBLES GO AWAY BUT MY SHOLDER IS NOT HERE FOR ME ANYMORE NO MORE COMFORT IS THERE FOR ME DID I MESS SOMETHING UP I HAVE TO BE HONEST I PUT FORTH MY PAIN SO THAT YOU WOULD CARE I WOULD LET YOU WRAP YOUR ARMS ROUND ME TO FEEL YOUR SWEET EMBRACE I LET YOU PLACE YOUR LIPS UPON MINE CUZ IT ALWAYS SEEMED TO MATTER MORE WHEN THEY WERE YOUR LIPS YOUR SHOLDERS HELD THE WIEGHT OF THE WORLD THAT I PLACED UPON THEM & STILL YOU LET ME REST MY TROUBLED HEAD UPON THEM KNOW I HAVE NO ONE TO DRY MY TEARS WITH A SOFT TOUCH LIKE YOURS I WANT MY SHOLDER BACK

#3...sex Fantasy......part One
PART ONE: I am out for a walk one early hot sunny morning. A car drives by me, I look at you. I thought you looked familiar, but I kept on walking. As you slow down and look in your rear view mirror. I smile, thinking whoever you are, you are a nice looking man. You continue you your way, and I didn't think of it anymore. I keep up with my walking, I get to the bike trail, and I am walking faster now. I go through the openness of it and through the woods. I am gone for a while now and there are barely any houses anymore, and then out of nowhere is this car that I seen about an hour ago. As I get closer he opens the door and out he gets. Wow, I think, a nice looking' gentleman, very tall, dark and handsome. He ask me where I am headed, and I say nowhere really just out walking and trying to clear my head. We start talking about nothing in particular and oh what an attraction I have for this man. He must feel it too, he steps closer, and asks if he can kiss me, and I am like I am a

Meetin' People That Don't Show!
OK....so I am pretty new at this meet someone online...then go meet them in person stuff! I find it a little weird! Call me odd...old fashioned...whatever! But...if you say...."Hey...I don't live far from you...why don't you and I meet up in real person!" You better damned well show up! I was gonna be out and about and passin' through the town that one of my "friends" lives in and she and I were gonna meet up....she was a NO SHOW! *click* *click* DELETED!!!!!!!

Parrot
A guy decides he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot answers the guy's question, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understood every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang on to your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer, can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almo

The Meaning Of My Default Song " When Your Gone" By Avril Lavigne A Song For My Best Friend ♥ I ♥ U Shawn
Though im sure he knows who he is.. (he is one on my top friends) because i have been finding myself repeatly telling him that i love him in the last few days.. plus, we have been friends for a while now,.. hes always been there for me, and i will always be there for him no matter what.. though im sure, he is not ready for anything else other then friendship long term.. and that is okay.. i will always hang out and wait for him just incase that day he wants to try anything more to come.. and if not then i am just glad ot have him as my friend. I have been trying to bring myself to talk to him more about things.. like how much he means to me (although im sure he knows) ect.. but im not that great with words.. or i say something and get lost in the true meaning of what i wanted to say.. so.. i found this song by Avril Lavigne called "when your gone" - i find it the perfect song to help me with the words i feel for him in my heart.. :) so all i can do now is hope that he comes online one

Old Man
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

College Girls
Three college girls went in for physicals, Upon examining the first woman the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'H' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Harvard, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." While examining the second woman the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'Y' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?" She says "my boyfriend is from Yale, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love." During the examination of the third woman the Dr. notices a large letter 'M' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. says "I see your boyfriend is from the University of Minnesota !" She responds "No, my girlfriend is from Wisconsin !"

Blah
Anyone else get sick of all the ass kissers on this site? They are more than willing to repost/rate/whatever for the so called popular people, but anyone posts something worthwhile forget about it...And no, I'm not being bitter. I just think its funny that we are all involved on such a cliqueish(yeah not a word) site...A "popular" person could post a bulletin that says "Joe Sixpack smells funny" and Joe Sixpack would repost it just because said "popular" person posted it....

Weeeee
Ok so I had my interview for the Sylvan Learning Center this week. It went well, but now I*m waiting to see if the head lady in charge wants to meet with me. She's on vacation this week, so I probably won't hear from her until Monday or Tuesday! We'll see!! On another note...I received a call this morning from a middle school only 20 minutes from my house. They wanted to interview with me tomorrow morning for a 7th/8th grade Language Arts position...talk about NERVEWRACKING holy cow...Lol I*m going to be a mess tomorrow!!!! Pray for me please!!!! I*ll keep ya all posted on how it goes ;o)

Would You Bleave It
In the process of trying to put pictures up on my fubar page I ended up torching one of my curtans in my room. Had lit a candal and had it in front of my bedroom window and aparently the wind shifted just right to bellow the curtan in to the flaim of the candle. Thankfualy I was able to get some water and douse it befor it became a serious problem to the house but the curtan was a compleat loss. Thankfualy no one was hurt. Just one of those freek accident things that you look back at it and wonder why it even happened in the first place knowing full well that if you had of done some thing differant it would have never happened to start with. O'well at least no one is hurt and I just have some heat stained tiles on my floor that needs to be replaced other than that nothing serious. Talk about a compleat and utter SNAFU.

Deliver Me
you have to give to get a little lick and kiss and stick my middle hold me down and take control i feel you deep it's me you own bend and shape me you got it like that nibble and bite me and kiss my back pull my hair and spank me hard don't be shy you can be me star video, polaroid and snap-shots too be creative lets get sedated mix me a drink or two feed my need and help me release tie me up and lay me down you be king and wear the crown swear a little shed a tear we can cum all night if you have no fear we can do shots of tequila or sip champagne you fuck me or i'll fuck you in the end it's all the same we can play games we can switch roles get hot with candle wax or with ice get cold we can shake we can shiver i don't care just deliver

Peter ;3 ; -9 Verses
Grace to you and peace be multiplied.......... 3 ; Blessed be God and father of our Lord Jesus christ ; who accoring to His abundant mercy, has begotten us again to living hope thru the resurection of Jesus christ who died. 4 ;to an inheritance , incorruptible and undefiled and that does not fade away, reserved in heaven for you. 5 ;who are kept by power of God thru faith for salvation ready to be reviled in the last of time. 6 ;in this you greatly rejoice though now for a little while, if need be, you have been grived by various trials, 7 ;that the genuineness of your faith, being much more prescious than gold that perishes, though it is tested by fire, may be found to praise , honor,and glory the revalation of Christ. 8 ;whom having not seen you love. Though now you do not see Him, yet beliving you rejoice with joy in expressible and full of joy. 9 ;recieving the end of your faith- The salvation o your souls. ;........ ; ~ BE HOLY for I am HOLY ~ ; ......

The Fallen Angel
I am a fallen angel The earth is my home I went away from the light Because I preferred the comfort Of the shadows and the night I am not evil Though I am not considered good Yet all are told to fear me But I am just misunderstood Just because I am draped in black And I no longer have white wings Sprouting from my back I am forever destined to remain alone Ostracized by god-fearers In my new, mortal home I am still immortal For it is said my punishment is to watch While the rest of the world suffers And all the plans of do-gooders are botched I can never lend a hand To fight for what is right Or try to save the day I am ousted from the flock Though I am more or less the same Each of you are tainted at birth Yet you go through great pains To remove the mark Baptism is quite a holy shower But you never lose the scars Don’t get me wrong I think it’s a wonderful thing To try to save your souls From the eternal chaos Living in sin can bring But I am just a

Hi
Well i am having so much fun just living life to the fullest. Yes i know you are probly saying how am i working to jobs and living life to the fullest well its easy. At both jobs i work with fun loving ppl. and so many cute guys lol like Carlos the photo Tec... the two job thing is working out good someday i will work at least 4 hours but that is if i just work at my part time job when i work both jobs its a twelve to an sixteen hour day.. Crazy but that’s ok. I’m banking it!! lol

A Good Pun Is It's Own Re-word.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. > > > > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > > > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > > > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean > > your mother. > > > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > > > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. > > > > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > > > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > > > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > > > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > > > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > > > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over > > platter. > > > > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > > > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > > > > Without geometry, life is pointless. > > > > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your > > imagination. > > > > Reading while sunbathing makes

Southern Survivor
SOUTHERN SURVIVOR Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,entitled: "SURVIVOR-- SOUTHERN STYLE" The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to mississippi and Louisiana finally ending up back in Alabama. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees; Bush for another 4years in 2008,and Deer Hunting is Murder! The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

Changes
Daybreak, Once again I watch as the sun creeps over the horizon Slowly, with a menacing fashion. Overcome with that familiar feeling, I sigh. It showers me with its antagonizing rays, Portraying nothing but false pretenses. Yet another realization... Another eternity I prevail. I feel the hands of despair grip tightly How will I ever break free? Would you deny me the air in my lungs? In a humane sense, no. Yet without you I have no existence You are the air I breathe, The blood that circulates throughout me. Hard and fast I fall, Back into reality's cold and barren embrace. It welcomes with me a distanced illusion. You've taken flight - Off on a journey To seek answers to the questions you behold. Every day I witness as you soar higher and higher. I smile - How beautiful it is to watch you transcend. With my head held high, a tear in my eye, I know you will be all right. The tear is hot and with one quick swoop It falls... Searing the skin beneath that

Cheating
I don't usually post these things but figured maybe everyone should be updated..for those who care. I am now filing for my second divorce..first was a beater..second was a cheater..god do i know how to pickem lol. anyway..myself and CidakaTazz,aka Tazzmosses..are finally through..he decided to spen two nights with his new whore and with the aidacitity only the truly ignorant can posses thought i wouldnt find out..needless to say his shit was packed and nready ..so guess whats folks..........laugh/cry im singel yet again!!!..may not be on much but wanted my true friend to know i truly love and will miss u greatly! love sandra..aka crazybyytch

The Darkness
If only it were so simple, to cruise through life smelling roses; but the obstacles blacken the countryside, and we unwittingly crush them beneath our boots. Dreams sustain us through the madness; goals give a finish line to our race. Yet they change with every turn, around every wall, and remain elusive throughout the quest. Mistakes are made, and regrets are our luggage; we will drag them with us to slow us down. The victories are flashes of light, sudden and unlasting, which allow us to glimpse the road ahead before darkness descends. Love is bitter, yet it is the bread that keeps us. Over and over it fills us up, only to starve us. The people whom we love shape our destinies and our strengths, yet leave us cold and alone in the darkness. There are others trying to race to the end; occasionally, we bump into one or two. The bonds we form help us down the path less lonely but eventually, we lose each other in the darkness. Alone is not a bad way to be;

12 Steps To Recovery
A Marine's 12 steps to recovery: 1. I am a Marine, I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: -Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530 or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). -Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work out, get used to it. -"Fuck" cannot be used to replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". -Grunting is not talking. -It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" 3. Style: -A high and tight looks really dumb -So does a low reg, but not as bad. -A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world. -you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time. 4. Women: -Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls. -Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6

Bob Allen In The News
You know, there's been a lot of stories about Florida State Representative Bob Allen paying some black undercover cop for oral sex. Truthfully, I haven't been paying it too much attention.Until now.I found a news story stating that Allen is against LGBT (Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgendered) issues.Yes, it's another Ted Haggard thing all over again...tag: bob allen, ted haggard, lgbt, glbt, news, sex, two-faced, crime, legal -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Suck Me Beautiful
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

Vermillion Pt 2
She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalaties So fragile yet so devious She continues to see Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia, bathed in posession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention fixed and crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me(x4) (Yeah!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my name, to self-oblige She is something in me, that I despise I won't let this build up inside of me(x8) She isn't real, I can't make her real She isn't real, I can't m

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are

Song Of The Wind
The Angel lay in silence, cold and broken on the ground; When carried on a distant breeze she heard a soft sweet sound. A song danced 'cross the night sky past the moon and past the stars; A song of new beginning touched the Fallen Angel's heart. What was a song of sorrow with no beginning or no end, Was now a joy filled melody as she listened to the Wind. A song of inspiration poured forth into her soul, Her tattered wings were lifted; the Wind 'neath them made her whole. Laughter danced around her head in a sparkling brilliant light, And with the Wind to lift her wings the Angel took to flight. Flying through the twinkling stars she spiraled and she soared; Spinning, swirling gracefully for her heart had been restored. Stardust sprinkled from her wings as she soared into the night; A glittering path her laughter left as she floated 'cross the sky. Then gently from the Angel's heart a song began to sing; The same song of undying love for the Wind beneath her wings. The

The Meaning Of The Spirits Animals Part 9
Warthog's Wisdom Includes: • Ability to sense danger • Courage • Protection • Ability to find the truth • Use of a fierce mask Beetle/Ladybug's Wisdom Includes: • Carries the Golden Strand that leads to the Center of the Universe • Past lives • Spiritual enlightenment • Death and Rebirth Raven's Wisdom Includes: • Rebirth without fear • Ability to tear down what needs to be rebuilt • Renewal • Ability to find light in darkness • Courage of self-reflection • Introspection • Comfort with self • Honoring ancestors • Connection to the Crone • Divination • Change in consciousness • New occurrences • Eloquence Gorilla's Wisdom Includes: • Intelligence • Gentleness • Maternal instinct • Use of speech • Benevolence Sloth's Wisdom Includes: • Wisdom associated with moving slowly • The value of laziness • Understanding the tree spirits • Ability to access the libraries within the trees where all Earth knowledge is held • Seei

Test For Jeff
Kingdom of Wolves Presents………. Children’s Animal Morph contest!!!!! Cutest Kid Morphing Seeking a promoter The first to 12,000 will receive first place! The second to 12,000 will receive second place! The third to 12,000 will receive third place! The children must be under 5 years old. Only morphs of actual animals will be accepted, no cartoon characters! Prizes will be decided once he has a promoter. If you are interested, please c-mail Jeff so you can discuss details. Micaje Cikala Peta , Fubar Husband of, Oy'sa Watta Chee .Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 8
Mouse/Lemming/Vole's Wisdom Includes: Examines life's lessons Shyness Quietness Understanding details Seeing double meanings in things Invisibility Stealth Guidance in signing contracts Discovery Ability to be unseen Roadrunner's Wisdom Includes: Proper use of speed Understanding rapid change Agility Evading capture through quickness Chickadee's Wisdom Includes: The bird of truth Truthful expression Understanding the power of small things All aspects of attitude Use of voice Octopus/Squid's Wisdom Includes: Intelligence Moving rapidly away from danger when needed Proper use of smoke screens (ink) in evading enemies Destroying negative barriers Pig/Sow/Boar's Wisdom Includes: Crone Goddess Rooting out the truth Deep Earth magick Past life knowledge Intelligence Cunning Becoming invisible during times of danger Ant's Wisdom Includes: Patience Stamina Planning Energy and p

Just A Few Jokes ...........
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's

Episode 78: Another Trip Through Time
Lately, I've been through a lot. Lots of overtime at work, contact lenses, the new PSP (Playstation Portable), walking, talking, performing street magic, doing shows, planning shows. Just name it, and I've probably done it since the last few entries. Throughout it all, I've been jostled around like a lone barrel in the trailer of an 18-wheeled Semi on the bumpiest backroad known to earth. I've vanished and reappeared more than David Blaine at a Criss Angel convention. I've had what I'm not sure are nightmares. They seem like images of a life I'm not entirely sure are mine. Leave it to the cosmos to come up with an open door somewhere. An ex-girlfriend reappeared. She and I have been in contact before and, if I needed answers, I figured I would find them there. After procrastinating long enough, and suffering a severe case of insomnia, I decided to go to her parents' house where she had been staying. She'd been helping them paint and we'd spoken about it over the phone between dea

Well I Have A Lot To Say So Please Read And Put In Some Input I Want To Hear Something
well first i found the one i want to be with i met her five years ago when she lived next door to me and we were always happy just being round each other and stuff well when she left we never told each other how we felt about each other and after five years and alot of pain later we finally talked again and then we said thing we didnt tell each other in a long time and on top of that the guy she was with at the time had gotten her pregnant and decide to leave her and thats when we told each other how we felt and we talked for a while and we were together even tho she is in another state i asked her to be with me and we agreed to be with each other cuz we want to have each other but anyways a lil while ago she went back to him only becuz of the baby and she has only gotten hurt by him and still is and it will only get worst if me and her r not together cuz i know they dont like each other and she only loves him but he dont love her he has done alot of bad things in his life like lots of

I Wish U Enough!! I Found This And Thought About The True Friends I Met On Here!!
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?".

Fallen Angel
I am a fallen angel, Cast out of heaven, Wings bursting with flame, As I fall through the sky. I am wounded, On the outside and within, Too many painful memories, Such burdens that I bare. I am lost, Every path I cross is wrong, And always has been, I've never known where to go. I am cold, Far colder than ice, The long years of love, Have evolved into hate. I am a lie, The truth never coming to me, All I've done was false and pointless, I am a mistake to the world. I am nothing, nothing but a mere soul that has been defeated, So I fall...fall...and I fall...till I am no more.

New Shoes And Hair Dye
lol funny title i know but thats the small things in life that make me happy lol walmart shoes and hairdye lol........oh and new make up lol i am such a dork today sucks otherwise it is raining and lightning and me and the loin fruit are stuck in the effin house...argh. but yay new shoes and hairdye make my day

Banker Bet
Square Testicles An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet

Who Wants One
hey all im making blinkie name tags if you like to have one fubar mail me i will need the colors you want up to a max of 3 and what name you would like on it so please fubar mail me if interested ty Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar

Yesterday And Tomorrow
Just Today There are two days in every week about which I should not worry. Two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond my control. All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday. I cannot undo a single act I performed. I cannot erase a single word I said. Yesterday is gone!! The other day I should not worry about is tomorrow, with its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and poor performance. Tomorrow is beyond my immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, whether in splendor or behind a mask of clouds. But it will rise. Until it does I have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet unborn. This leaves only one day: today. Any man can fight the battles of just one day. It is when I add the burdens of two awful eternities - yesterday and tomorrow, that I break down. It is not necessarily the experien

You Know You're From Upstate New York When...
You only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit The mosquitoes have landing lights You have more miles on your snow blower than your car You have 10 favorite recipes for venison TrueValue Hardware on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas You've gone trick-or-treating in a blizzard Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow You think everyone from the city has an accent You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday You head south to

You Know You're From New York City When...
* You think Central Park is "nature." * You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." * You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times. * You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent. * You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed. * You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. * Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." * America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you. * You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. * You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise. * Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes. * $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. * Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite

Bbq & Drinks
Ok I swear we are doin the BBQ this Saturday, i know i cancelled it a couple of weeks ago but we are ready to roll now. It starts at 1pm, we got stuff for Jello shots and mixed drinks, bring beer if you want it and i got food. if you need directions to my house get ahold of me. It is a luau hawaiian theme, it will be nice out so we might as well enjoy the last of our Summer here in Anchorage. So it's a birthday party end of summer party :) Courtney

Inhumane Treatment Of Female Inmates In Michigan
* 8-9-07 : I just wanted to say that when I first posted this, it was just highlights of what I had written on a Isabella County website, with limited space. Now, I am telling the story here, as it happened.... and is happening. Please Help! Anyone!! If you can call to inquire about Summer, Please help! My son is not allowed to call to just check on her! If you can, or know someone who can help legally, contact me here. The Isabella County Jail, Mount Pleasant, Michigan phone is (989) 772-5915. The County Courthouse is (989) 772-5911. Summer Martinez Murray, of Odessa, Texas, who WILLINGLY and VOLUNTARILY turned herself in for extradition to Texas on Felony Charges: She is not charged with ANYTHING in or against the State of Michigan. Summer has had a recent c-section, and not completely healed. She also has scoliosis, and may also be up to 6 weeks pregnate. Summer had cuts on her legs (she was in the woods the day before, and fell over a downed barbed-wire fence) The cut

Part Nineteen
******************************************* SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY.......AND SPECIAL THANKS TO THOSE WHO INSPIRED ME AGAIN ************************************************* The air was crisp and fresh as Cat hiked slowly up the steep grade of the mountain trail. A short walk ahead of her was the highest point one could reach on foot. From there, the mountain rose almost straight up to its peek. Getting higher would require serious work and equipment. Cat had no interest in scaling the side of a mountain. Her interest was the spot where the trees fell away from the side of the mountain and the whole valley opened up below her. It truly was awe inspiring. No matter how many times she made the hike it never failed to impress her. There was nothing but sky and trees for miles and miles, save the small cabin about an hour's hike back down the trail. A wicked smile crossed her face as she thought about the cabin. She almost laughed out loud as she thought

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 7
Camel/Dromedary's Wisdom Includes: Learning to walk in the shifting sands of time Understanding the vastness of space Ability to save for future use Understanding the value of water as a life force Transforming the burdens we carry Falcon/Krestal/Merlin's Wisdom Includes: Assisting in soul healing Accompanying the soul back to the soul world Teaching swiftness Learning the aerobatics of life Controlling speed and movement Understanding magick Grouse's Wisdom Includes: Standing at the door of the Great Spiral Understanding the circular nature of time Dancing the sacred dance of life How to travel through the Great Spiral Understanding and working with cycles Lemur's Wisdom Includes: Ability is access the knowledge of the forests Seeing the unseen Ability to grasp concepts above the static of life Understanding how to remain above the fray of life Ability to navigate through the forest Goldfinch's Wisdo

To My Family
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, You guy's are the reason I believe that love is so-- true. Whether it be the fact that I screwed up, or I've just won a Grammy, I now know who will be there for me in the end.... My Family. ♥

Reassurance Of Faith
I made a decision a few days ago to rededicate myself to the Christian faith. Since i made that decision i have had a sense of calm and peace like i have never felt. I will be going to church on a regular basis now, and bible study as well. Even for the people who stabbed me in the back, i feel no hate, it is time to move on with my life, and be someone worth knowing and having. For the first time in a long time, i am truly happy.

New Family
Hey all im gonna attempt to start a new bombing family ect... here on fubar and i am looking for members if interested please fubar mail me and let me know ty to all that decide to join Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 6
Koala's Wisdom Includes: Ability to climb over obstacles Recognizing the value of slow movement Ability to remain above the fray The power of yoga Helpful advice giver Llama/Guanaco/Vicuna's Wisdom Includes: Overcoming materialism Moving over hurdles Comforting others Withstanding cold Peacock/Peahen's Wisdom Includes: All aspects of beauty Immortality Ability to see into the past, present, and future Dignity Self-confidence Rising out of ashes Rhinocero's Wisdom Includes: Learning comfort in solitude Connection to ancient wisdom Knowledge of self Proper use of ancient wisdom Trust of instincts Seal's Wisdom Includes: Protection during change Lucid dreaming Protection from danger Movement through emotions Creativity Antelope's Wisdom Includes: Understanding the conversation of death Value of strong survival skills Ability to leap over obstacles Swiftness Gentlen

Bout Time
I sta here thinking after posting the blogs with quotes and one sorta serious one and i thought to my self there is one thing you havent said or put into words that really needs it so here goes. The other day i was watching some show dont remember which one but any way it was about all these people that where trying to fit in as they say i mean they where so worried about what other people thought of them.Me i normaly dont give a rats ass about conforming and all that but lately even ive been guilty of it.I have tryed to do my hair a certian way dress diferent and all that and i realized im a sheep well no more cause the only person i gotta worry about loves me just the way i am no more of this do i fit in shite! Sure i have alot of tattoos and no i dont have teeth why cause some dumb ass dentist couldnt do his job right when i was younger and right now i cant aford to get new dentures.I dress they way i do because i like it im happy with it i dont care whats in the newest fashion m

Goodmorning To Fu, Goodmorning To Fu!
Droppin' by to tell you all a Good Morning. The weekend is getting closer, and boy, and I glad. We got all the school registration done yesterday for Moriah...backpack and school supplies bought, so she is ready for school to start off on Aug. 21. Even though she hasn't said anything, I think she's a little excited for it to start....probably since it's her Sr. year and now she's among the "top on the totem pole"...lol...so to speak. But it still floors me as to where the past 17 yrs. have gone...and how quickly. Seems they go that way the older we get! Got to work today...11-2, then I'm sure it will be straight home in order to get out of the heat. It's suppose to be another scorcher today, and throughout the weekend, from what I've heard. Welp...will run, but had to drop in and say a big "Howdy" to you all this morning, and I'm sure I'll be in touch with alot of you later this afternoon when I get home. HAVE A FUBARLICIOUS DAY!!!!

Life
Just wanted to stop by and say hello to all my wonderful friends!!!!!!!! Sorry I haven't been on here much lately, been dealing with back issues I had a spinal fusion in March. On top of that, got my youngest off to college this last weekend. Wow, it's so odd to not have any kids at home! Anyway, hope all is going great with everyone! I plan on being back on here more I have missed talking to everyone! ~*~ HUGS~*~

Great Speeches
If you are able, save for them a place inside of you and save one backward glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have left and what they have taught you with their dying and keep it with your own. And in that time when men decide and feel safe to call the war insane, take one moment to embrace those gentle heros you left behind. Major Michael Davis O'Donnell January 1 , 1970 Dak. To Vietnam

You Know You're From New Jersey When...
...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 5
Sea Eagle's Wisdom Includes: Carries souls back to the dreamtime Soul world memory Retrieves lost soul parts Oversees soul retrievals Sheep/Ram/Ewe's Wisdom Includes: Maintaining balance in dangerous situations Confidence in ones abilities Fertility Courage needed to maintain balance New beginnings Abundance Assurance in new areas Caribou/Reindeer's Wisdom Includes: Connection to home over long distances Power of wandering Protection while traveling Social skills Retention of ones power in group situations Ability to go long periods in the dark Hippopotamus's Wisdom Includes: Proper use of aggression Ability to move gracefully through emotions Mother-fury when necessary Birth of new ideas Protection of family Spider's Wisdom Includes: Master weaver Weaver of the web of fate Wisdom Creativity Divine inspiration Shapeshifting Understanding the patterns of illusion Female energy for t

What The Hell
ok i know i posted a few blogs today but screwit they are mine lol i had to post this one after i got done reading yet another book lol so here gos i love this quote. "Ive seen god and i tell you he's crazy" sorry but with the state of things today that quote just seems to fit.

Calling All Bombers Please Help
please help my friend yugi oh hes been a good friend to me n has helped me in contest n such can u all do me a favor n throw down some comments on his contest hes in it for a 14,000VIC....I BET HE HAS HELPED MANY OF U...SO PLEASE SHOW LOVE

Shooter On The Road Again.
To my friends: After a 3.5 year layoff, during which I chose to work private security, The Shooter is going back in the big trucks and back on the road. I will be running a 9 state area, to include TX,NM,OK,AR,LA,MS,AL,GA and FL panhandle. To my friends, if you are interested in getting together for a cup of coffee or glass of tea and meeting in person please let me know. Leave a pvt message for me here, which I will check when I can, and I will get back to you. Hope everyone prospers and fares well. Shooter :D

Wish We Could Fix Things Cause I Miss Him
as my pregnancy comes closer to an end im starting to miss my ex boyfriend more than ever now. because of all the problems we had now he wont be there when his baby is born, before we started having problems our relationship was perfect. we were happy, we worked together as a team, we understood eachother. then he started acting weird after i got pregnant his mood changed, i started to blame it on him not taking his meds but i wasnt able to keep track of whether or not he was taking all of them. and now im starting to realize how good our relationship was and i miss that, i mean what guy would cook breakfast in bed for his girlfriend, or sit with her when shes recovering from getting her wisdom teeth pulled, or bring her to the er if she has an allergic reaction even if he hates hospitals? who would buy their girlfriend flowers for no reason, or bring their girlfriend's son out while they ran errands just so their girlfriend could have 2 seconds alone to shower and eat. he used t

I've Gotta Vent.....
and I really don't care what anyone thinks at this point. It's time for me to be a biotch so I don't blow up at the people that mean the most to me. First fubar stuff....I have 1,088 friends, 23 family members and 1,146 friends and only 4 people in my contest? Hell, only about that many actually reposted my bulletin and to those that did, I say thank you!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you don't want to be in it, but help me spread the word please? I'm usually one of the first one's there helping people out when they need it. Well screw that! I'm tired of being used. On the subject of being used....or taken for a fool or whatever....my ex is driving me up a freaking wall!!!!! Not my ex-hubby, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me. He KNOWS I'm in a relationship, and yet he won't stop asking for things. I'm not going into details because I don't think it's necessary. If you're a man, you know and any other woman knows exactly what he wants. But yet!!!!! He is SOOOOOOO in love with the gi

Sacto Musicians - Recording Studio Suggestions, Comments, And Other Stuff!!
My band is getting ready to record a 2-3 song ep, basically for booking purposes only. We want it to sound tight, full, and if it's good enough, we'll use it for public promotion as well. But we basically want to be able to hand a booking agent a CD of decent quality and not pay an arm and a leg for it. I know there's a handful of studios in the $25/hour range in the area, but the question is... Which ones suck, which ones don't? If you have any suggestions or comments for us, please send 'em along! Thanks so much for the help in advance guys. :D

Awesome Recipe
Low Fat...Low Calorie: I LOVE THIS RECIPE........... BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN: a.. 6-7 lb. Chicken b.. 1 cup melted butter c.. 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good) d.. 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) e.. Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

Kids
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year- old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement a

New Grandson
Last Night(Aug.8,2007)I became a grandfather for the second time.My son & his wife had their first son.Little Stephen was 7 lbs 19 inches long.I'm sure he'll grow to be a big strong man like his wrestling father.Little Stevie's sister will be a year old this Sunday.Now I'm the proud grandfather of 2 beautiful children.

Pork Loin With Apples - - Filetto Di Maiale Alle Mele
Pork Loin with Apples, Filetto di Maiale alle Mele: Pork and apples are a universal combination. This recipe calls for a whole pork loin, and will take about an hour and a half to prepare. To serve 4: INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound (1/2 k) boned pork loin * A scant half cup olive oil * Salt & pepper to taste * 1 3/4 pounds (750 g) moderately tart apples * 1 tablespoon honey * A brimming cup dry white wine * 1/2 teaspoon meat extract * 2 tablespoons unsalted butter PREPARATION: Begin by trimming away any fat or gristle the meat may have, and then tie it with string so it will keep its shape. Set it in a roasting pan, season it with salt and pepper, sprinkle it with the oil, and roast it in a moderate oven (185 C, 370 F) oven for about an hour, basting it occasionally with the pan drippings. In the meantime, peel, core, and slice the apples. Heat the wine and the honey in a pot and cook the apple wedges for a few minutes, until they are fork-tende

Rain
Rain rain rain rain it’s raining it’s raining your playing your playing watch yourself watch yourself keep yourself from your knife keep yourself from the fright keep yourself from that gun help yourself help yourself stay away from that sun darkness darkness is your salvation release release your main aggression feed feed your main sensations scream scream of your temptations forget forget your suicidal message go away go out of your way to become the one who makes no sense cleanse your mind don’t ever make sense don’t ever fit in -© J.Bendiksen

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 4
Swan's Wisdom Includes: Awakening the power of self Understanding dream symbols Seeing into the future Understanding spiritual evolution Developing intuitive abilities Divination Grace in dealing with others Bat's Wisdom Includes: Shamanic death and rebirth Pollination of new ideas Transition Initiation Viewing past lives Understanding grief The use of vibrational sound Camouflage Invisibility Ability to observe unseen Dolphin/Porpoise's Wisdom Includes: Knowledge of the sea Patron of sailors Change Wisdom Balance Harmony Communication skills Freedom Trust Understanding the power of rhythm in your life Use of breath to release intense emotions Water element magick Porcupine's Wisdom Includes: Innocence Trust in Spirit Renewed sense of wonder Creating your own path Protection of boundaries Defense when threatened Allowing others their path Non-interference

Still I Wonder
Still I Wonder What happened to us We were once in love But now we are enemies We once belonged to each other But now we ignore one another’s existence At time I wonder if you could have changed I wonder if things have to be this way We used to be perfect for each other We used to dream of a life forever together Now it’s gone In a blink of an eye Everything gone Our dreams Our hopes Lost forever Gone in a cloud of dust What happened to us Where did we go wrong What happened to the meant to be Time to move on Time to start all over To start brand new And yet I can’t seem to forget about you And yet I can’t seem to forget all you did All the bad and all the good Thoughts of you they haunt me They ask me if I made the right choice But deep inside I know I did And still part of me wonders what would have happened And if we could have started over new I uses it just wasn’t meant to be Just not our destiny But I still wonder and fear that I alway

Pork Chops With Dijon Cream Sauce
A quick 20-minute dish. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless, center cut pork chops or pork tenderloin sliced 1/2-inch thick * salt & freshly ground pepper * 2 teaspoons canola oil (or you can use cooking spray to spray the pan) * 1/3 cup chicken stock * 1-1/2 Tablespoons Dijon mustard * 1/3 cup half-and-half PREPARATION: 1. Heat the oil (or spray with cooking spray) in a large skillet over med-high heat. 2. Season both sides of the meat with salt and pepper. Add to the hot skillet ad cook 3-4 minutes on each sideRemove from skillet and keep warm. Pour off the fat. 3. Add stock to the skillet, stirring to loosen browned bits. Whisk the mustard into the cream then stir into the broth in the skillet. 4. Reduce heat and simmer 7 minutes or until sauce is slightly thickened. To serve: Spoon the sauce over the chops and serve

Night Sky
Night Sky The moon shines bright and all the stars are out I hear you whisper in my ear that you love me My mind goes crazy and I turn and say I love you too We embrace one another and dance under the night sky I never want this night to end; it is ours and ours only -© J. Bendiksen

Do You Belived In The Whole One Person That Is Meant For You Thing?
I'm 28 years old and have been in a couple of relationships in my time,but my question is...Is there really only one person in this world you are true meant to be with and how do you know??? I have been through a lot of crap and it seems that every relationship that I have been in seems not to be right. I want to know how the hell you are suppose to know when it is meant be to or not or is it at all. I mean honestly how do you really know if it is love or do we just work it out. You know like meet in the middle on things and settle for what you get out of it or hold out for that one true person your not sure is even out there. I have been thinking about this for so long and I just can't figure it out. So if you have any feed back message me and let me know.... Peace Out, ME

Just A Quote
We have nothing with the outcast and the unfit: let them die in their misery.For they feel not. Compassion is the vice of kings:stamp down the wretched and the weak:this is the law of the strong:this is our law and the joy of the world. ---Aleister Crowley,1904

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 3
Cheetah's Wisdom Includes: Brotherhood Elusiveness Ability to focus intently on something for a short period of time Swiftness Self-esteem Accelerating time Keenness of sight Hummingbirds's Wisdom Includes: Ability to heal by using light as a laser from mouth Endurance over long journeys Ability to fly into small places to heal Joy Happiness Love Tiger's Wisdom Includes: Power Energy Strength and will-power in the face of adversity Acting in a timely manner Action without analysis Polar Bear's Wisdom Includes: Ability to navigate along the Earth’s magnetic lines Introspection Solitude Expert swimmer through emotional waters Finding one way back from the brink Ability to find sustenance in barren landscapes Strength in the face of adversity Communication with Spirit Dreams Death and rebirth Transformation Creature of dreams, shamans, mystics and visionaries Defense and revenge

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing Up...
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing Up... (ty Canuckistani Cyber Guy) Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Have You?
Have you ever just had one of those days when you feel lost and confused not sure whats going on?Then out of nowhere you see something thats been there every day and all of a sudden it makes sense and that lost and confused feeling just goes away. It just goes to show life is like a roller coaster some times your up some times your down and some times your just out of control and all ya can do is hang on for the ride and see where ya go next!

I Want You
No one else can ever No one else can ever No one else can ever Yeah, uh Yeah, uh What did I Do to deserve such a man so special in my life So many days and nights I get on the go while I sit and wait for mister right Baby, then came you Laidback with your sexy smile When you move your body you just drive me wild If you’re feeling me, baby, tell me now Because I want you, I want you Baby, no one else Can ever want you like I do I’m feelin’ love in the deepest fall, give you the keys and all You even when helped me when the beef was on Tell me what you feel ‘Cause I’m feeling something real I feel the same way, you make the Don say Girl, I want you, girl, I need you Can’t you see How this love affair would be good for you and me ‘Cause baby, I swear no other man can do The things that you do when you love me Oh, baby, you’re my lifetime fantasy So smooth, love the way you walk I just love to hear when you talk your talk So if you’re feeling me,

Let's All Sing A Toast To Drinking !!
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have Growing up... Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HUMPTY D

Pls Spare Me A Few Mins
Ok everyone, im stuck on this level and i cant get off lol. Ive helped so many people on here level up and theres only a few that return love. So please everyone if you just rate a few pics or stash it will help me lots :p Thank you everyone that takes a few mins to read this and help me x x x x x S h e l l

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 2
Wolf's Wisdom Includes: Facing the end of one's cycle with dignity and courage Death and rebirth Spirit teaching Guidance in dreams and meditations Instinct linked with intelligence Social and familial values Outwitting enemies Ability to pass unseen Steadfastness Skill in protection of self and family Taking advantage of change Lynx's Wisdom Includes: Keenness of sight Divination Developing psychic senses Keeper of all secrets and mysteries Movement through time and space Coyote's Wisdom Includes: Understanding that all things are sacred--yet nothing is sacred Teaching that only when all masks have fallen will we connect with the Source Intelligence Singing humans into being Childhood trust in truth Teaching us how to rear our young Brings rain Ability to laugh at one’s own mistakes Placing the North Star Shape-shifting Teaching balance between risk and safety Illumination Stealth Rabbit/Hare's Wisdo

Still In Atlanta.....*sob*
Well here it is....Thursday Morning 7:15 my time, 9:15 Atlanta time and I'm still here. Why did I EVER take this gig I will never know. I have been here since Sunday afternoon, and have of this day made only one trip to Knoxville and back. I have just set out a mailbox in front of my truck here at the Petro, and am thinking of maybe planting a few flowers and shrubs later. LOL Damn I'll be glad when Saturday Gets here!!! So I can turn west and Put Er' IN THE WIND!!!!!

I Love You
"I Love U" Well, well Come on everybody wave ya hands If ya feel me I know we got some lovin up in here Everybody hear me sang.. [verse 1:] It's been a long time comin But a change is bound to come Somehow i knew, i'd lose you Cuz of the man that i've become Only reason for you stayin for me Is you remember what we had I'd give up the brighest future To get those old flames back [bridge:] I never, ever meant to Waste yo time (i want u to know) Everytime i said i love u It wasn't no lie (i want u to know) That i miss livin That's a cold feelin Without you in my life That's a slow killin But i know better You deserve better And do whatever Forever i... [chorus:] I love u If this is the end And we don't talk again Let me say That i love u Somehow i went wrong Hope u hearin this song Let me say That i'm sorry for not being the man I promised i'd always be But i love you And that's just the real Hope u still feel it Coming from me [verse

Please Dont Go
Please don’t go Please don’t go Oh she found all of the numbers I had in my car Oh she called all the ones I had marked wit a star Oh I’m racing over to plead my case Oh she saw it was me and slammed the door in my face Fella’s tell me why how come we always doing wrong Doing’ wrong How come we can’t keep it home Keep it home How come it always ends like this …even though we know that It ain’t worth telling lie It ain’t worth seeing you cry It ain’t worth …that’s why I’m right here begging you to please don’t go cause It ain’t worth killing a home It ain’t worth being alone It ain’t worth that’s why I’m right here begging you to please don’t go baby Please don’t go Please don’t go Please don’t go Please don’t go Oh I jeopardized everything I loved Oh what the hell could I’ve been thinking of Oh I should have loved you right when I had the chance Yeah, Yeah Now you out there lookin for a better man ..fellas why How come we always doing wrong How co

One Of My Favs
This Is One of My Favorite Pieces From The Great Maya Angelou,.......................So Listen Up Sistahs, Even Though We View Most Men As The Dawgs They Are,.......The Good Men? They ARE Out There, Where,............. Well, That Remains To Be Seen, So Don't Throw In The Towel Just Yet. In My Missouri ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In My Missouri I Had Known A Mean Man A Hard Man A Cold Man Gutting Me Killing Me Man A Tough Man A Man So I Thought I'd Never Meet A Sweet Man A Kind Man A True MaOne Who In The Darkness You Can Feel Secure Man A Sure Man A Man But Jackson Mississippi Has Some Fine Men Some Strong Men Some Black Men Walking Like An Army Were The Sweet Men The Brown Men The Men In Oberlin Ohio There Were Nice Men Just Men And Fair men Reaching Out And Healing Were The Warm Men Were Good Men The Men Now I Know That There Are Good And Bad Men Some True Men Some Rough Men Women Keep On Searching For You Own Man The Best Man For You Man The Man

The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals
Jaguar Jaguar's Wisdom Includes: Seeing the roads within chaos Understanding the patterns of chaos Moving without fear in the darkness Facilitating soul work Empowering oneself Moving in unknown places Shapeshifter Psychic sight Black Jaguar's Wisdom Includes : Keeper of the circular time continuum Gatekeeper to the Unknowable All wisdom listed above for Jaguar Orca's Wisdom Includes: Creator of the Cosmos Having the ability to convert raw matter into stars, planets, etc. Freeing the soul from the physical body Controlling rainfall on Earth Using the vibrational energy of song to heal Assisting humans in finding their soul's song Soul memory Seeing the unseen Teaching the ability to seal soul fissures and energy leaks Crow/Rook's Wisdom Includes: Guardian of the place before existence Ability to move in space and time Honoring ancestors Carrier of souls from darkness into light Working with

Little Boy At Nude Beach
A mother and father took their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walked along the sand, he noticed that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he walked back to ask her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, went to play in the ocean but returned to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replied, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy went back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returned once again, and promptly told his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Dont Forget
[D:Don Ho, H: Hoku Ho] [D:] When you go away I'll be lonely 'Cause I've lived each day for you only Don't forget Remember our promise Don't forget Remember my love [H:] I'll wait across the sea In hopes someday that we will again be one [D:] After you have gone [H:] I'll never say goodbye My love will never die Oh no [H:] In the crowning air of that morning I'll be waiting there at the dawning Don't forget Remember our promise Don't forget Remember my love [D:] If one and one are two I know I'll be with you Till eternity Darling can't you see [H:] Until we meet again My vow will never end I'll see you there in paradise [H:] If one and one are two I know I'll be with you Through eternity [D:] Darling can't you see [H&D:] Until we meet again My vow will never end [H:] I'll see you there in paradise [D:] Paradise

Evil
Evil,much evil passes here on earth.Perhaps I will never stop crying.Without family,alone,very alone I walk,crying day and night only cries consume my eyes and soul.Under evil so hard. Ay ay my lord! Take pity on me,put an end to this suffering.Give me death my Beautiful lord,or give my soul transcendence

To Myself
Everybody has a story to tell And I'd like to share mine with you But my heart is kind of fragile And I just can't imagine It's something that I ought to do And I realize I'm still hurting deep inside Where love used to live So I keep myself To myself I don't want nobody to know me (I keep myself) I keep myself To myself I don't want no lover to own me My heart feels like its all broken up In tiny pieces that I'll never find And I know that I will heal someday I will feel again But it might take a little more time And can't you see I'm so insulated No one's touchin' me At least for now (at least for now) So I keep myself To myself I don't want nobody to know me (I keep myself) I keep myself To myself I don't want no lover to own me Then in the shadows of yesterday Only peace of mind is when I pray That someday I can find a way back home Until I'm ready (until I'm ready) To love again (until I'm ready) Until I'm ready (until I'm ready) Until th

Love Song
head under water and they tell me to breathe easy for a while but breathing gets harder even i know that you made room for me but its too soon to see if im happy in your hands im unusually hard to hold on to blank stares at blank pages no easy way to say this you mean well, but you make this hard on me i'm not gonna write you a love song 'cause you asked for it 'cause you need one, you see i'm not gonna write you a love song 'cause you tell me it's make or break in this if your on your way i'm not gonna write you to stay if all you have is leavin' im'a need a better reason to write you a love song today i learned the hard way that they all say things you wanna hear and my heavy heart sings deep down under you and your twisted words your help just hurts you were not what i thought you were hello to high and dry convinced me to please you made me think that i need this too i'm trying to let you hear me as i am i'm not gonna write you a love

We Will Follow The Sun
Baby hear me When I tell you that I love you You give me reasons To be always thinking of you Day or night, night or day It doesn't matter You give me hope You got me dreaming of forever [Chorus:] We will follow the sun together Will this love of ours last forever Who knows But until that day comes We will follow the sun Baby hear me When I tell you that I need you And I'm not saying this Only just to please you You and me together baby That's where it's at It's the way that I feel It's as simple as that [Chorus] Faith is just a sunrise away I love you more my baby With every new day He loves me -- he loves me yeah

Spirit Animals
Main List of Animals Jaguar, Orca, Cougar/Mountain Lion/Puma and Crow/Rook Wolf, Lynx, Coyote and Rabbit/Hare Heron, Owl, Cheetah, Lion and Hummingbird Polar Bear, Tiger, Frog/Tadpole, Lizard and Mole Deer/Hart, Goose, Butterfly/Caterpillar, Duck, Alligator/Crocodile and Mantis Otter, Fox, Swan and Bat Dolphin/Porpoise, Porcupine, Elephant and Eagle Horse/Pony/Mustang, Willie Wagtail, Squirrel, Badger, Giraffe Hawk, Dingo, Pelican and Vulture/Buzzard/Condor Caribou/Reindeer, Sea Eagle, Hippopotamus and Sheep/Ram/Ewe Buffalo/Bison, Spider, Opossum and Raccoon Snake/Serpent, Goat, Damselfly/Dragonfly and Skunk Turtle/Tortoise, Weasel/Ferret/Mink, Armadillo and Beaver Zebra, Penguin, Moose, Woodpecker/Flicker/Sapsucker and Turkey Llama/Guanaco/Vicuna, Koala, Peacock/Peahen and Rhinoceros Seal, Antelope, Snow Leopard and Gull Leopard, Bee, Hyena and Cardinal/Redbird Black Panther, Baboon, Hedgehog and Jay

Everytime I Speak
I don't believe in true love I am alone by nature I did not want to let you in So why does it feel so classic Like some romantic story Now that you're underneath my skin [Chorus:] Every time I speak I speak to you Every time I reach I reach out for you baby Every time I breathe I feel your heart beating next to mine Is it real What I feel This time I am distracted often Running to meet you somewhere Hoping the flowers never die And then you leave me breathless Rushing to look in the mirror Surprised to see the face is mine [Chorus] So what is wrong with me I know I should be happy I don't feel right in my own skin I'm just waiting for this whole damn thing to end All I can think about Is how I can just get out Love is maddening Love is maddening

Does It Ever End?
I can't stop thinking about Ryan. I hate it so much that he was taken from this world! Is there ever a point where it stops? Where you won't miss them so much? He was one of my bestfriends and it's hard to have so much built up inside and have noone to open up to. He would always listen to me and never judge me, no matter what I would say or do, he would support me. I know it was hard for him to listen to me talk about new relationships and all because he still wanted to be with me, but he would hear me out and suck up any kind of hurt he felt, just to help me and make sure I was happy. How selfless is that? How could one person be so sweet and so caring? As I look back and think about him today, maybe he was a dream, or an Angel. I find myself talking to him everyday as if he was there and answering me, sad isn't it? I just needed to get this off my chest. It hurts missing someone so much and knowing that you can never call that person up, just to say hi and hear their voice. It's bee

Im Scared
I don't know where we stand anymore You've got one foot in my life And the other's out the door And I can't believe this is happening to me Deep inside I've wanted to believe That somehow, maybe someday There'd be some one there for me And I hope I haven't lost my chance I don't want to wake up to reality Of you not being here with me There's so many possibilites That we let slip away And if you're heart could speak What would it say You're scared to say you love me, I'm Scared Will you always stay You don't have to run away I wish I could believe in what I feel I've been fooled so many times before I don't know what is real Maybe I'm just fooling myself I've been running out of reasons to let go Tried opening up my feelings But your door is always closed And I find myself dreaming my life away You don't have to worry Cause I'm running out of reason to say no

Vacation Bb
2 1/2 days until I get some time off. A couple of weeks after that I have a system upgrade soft & hard to do. So... you best believe I am going to enjoy this coming week. Hmmmm... maybe even some drunken blogging :P~

Nothing In This World
Love ended here today And the dreams we used to share I watched you walk away As you told me you still cared Now I can't believe your gone How could you say goodbye You told me you would never make me cry You said Nothing in this world would come between us No way you'd ever let me go No no Nothing in this world would come between us What did you know What difference does it make If I understand the promises we break are never what we planned Cause we plan to stay together till forever then Now forever has come to an end You said Nothing in this world would come between us No way you'd ever let me go No no Nothing in this world would come between us What did you know You said goodbye You said goodbye I hear it echo through this empty place inside Let it rain Just let it rain Cause there's nothing left between us But the lonely days You said Nothing in this world would come between us (Nothing in this world) No way you'd ever let me go No, no, no, no (

How Things Change
It was a little over three years ago, I said goodbye to all my friends, packed up my car and began my journey to becoming a civilian. Leaving Eglin AFB wasn't an easy thing to do. Not just because of the fear of leaving probably the most steady job I will ever have, but it was where I had spent the last three years of my life. I had made so many friends, created just as many memories. I wasn't sure if I was ready to move on to the next step in my life. Yes, the job was horrible. You were at risk to start working four straight twelve hour days at any moment. You were one weapons qualification away from working the same post twelve days in a row ( I know this one all too well). You were one vehicle stuck in the sand away from doing 100 push-ups in front of your peers (I know this one too). You could be sitting on one of Florida's most beautiful beaches drinking a beer one minute and could be on a plane headed to the biggest beach of all the next. That was all part of the daily grind.

Since You First Believed
"You First Believed" How many times did I pray You'd find me How many wishes on a star Gazing off into the dark Dreaming I'd see your face Safe at home unafraid Captured in your embrace So many times When my heart was broken Visions of you Would keep me strong You were with me all along Guiding my every step You are all that I am And I'll never forget It was you who first believed In all that I was made to be It was you looking in my eyes You held my hand And showed me life And I've never been the same Since you first believed There were times When I'd thought I'd lost you Fearing forever was a dream But it wasn't what it seemed Placing your hand in mine You could see in the dark You were guiding my heart It was you who first believed In all that I was made to be It was you looking in my eyes You held my hand And you showed me life And I've never been the same Since you first believed How many times did I pray You'd find me How many wi

So Sick Remix
so Sick (remix) [LL Cool J] [Rap Verse 1] First of all you a banger Straight up and down I’m seeing minks on your hangers I know your mama told you don’t talk to strangers That leads to dangerous situations But I can’t be patient You need communication, appreciation Respecting your style instead of talking all wild One smile you daydreaming of walking the aisle In the water bed rolling around in the money pile Baby my format is not to be a doormat But I still pull your chair out at the table and all that Touch your back softly whatever it cost me Time, money, and energy You will remember me [Ne-Yo] [Verse 1] Gotta change my answering machine Now that I'm alone Cuz right now it says that we Can't come to the phone And I know it makes no sense Cuz you walked out the door But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore [Hook] (it's ridiculous) It's been months And for some reason I just (can't get over us) And I'm stronger then this (enough is e

"can U"
Can u feel me creeping into ur soul? slithering like a snake. Can u feel my hands grasping around ur heart? holding tightly, taking ur lyfe slowly away. Can u feel the darkness, surrounding u? as I take ur very last breathe for my own. Can u feel the pain- I felt as I let u go? sleep my darling, sleep. And may u never have peace, may u haunt me for all eternity. On this day, I bring ur death, can u feel it? As I carry ur lyfeless body, u shall carry my lyfeless soul with u. Can u feel, my darling? Because I can't.

Weird Stalker Like Person
ok ... im not a bitch, far from it but I just gotta vent about someone I know. I go to TAFE with this guy, he is like 19 years old, and possibly the creepiest person I have met! and that is saying something considering the people I know. he stares at me all day, and its real sly the way he does it, like just out the corner of his eye or from right across the room. I feel insecure when I am around him alone, its weird. he is weird! now you see I am nice to everyone, I try and make friends with most people and at the beginning of the course I tried really hard to be inclusive with him, you know like bringing him into conversation and making him sit with us - all on purpose because otherwise I just know his type of personality, he would of sat alone and talk to no one. I think, could be wrong but I think my gesture of friendship was seen differently by him! seriously I do not know what the hell ticks through his brain and I sure as hell do not what to know. BUT he says he is gay ... t

Crazy
Crazy (I don't know why, what I'm doing what I'm doing) See, baby I, apologize For all the things that I've done that I've done See I've known that I've been a fool for far too long And baby you have it, I go around to wait, just come back to papa Please baby, baby won't you stay If you really love me then why are you leavin me I can't think, think about this crazy day I lose sleep just to daydream about you babyyyyyyyy I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you lately (crazy baby) I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you baby (I don't know what to do) I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, thinkin about you lately (crazy, crazy, crazy) I'm going crazy, crazy, (crazy, crazy) when I can't touch you Crazy, crazy (I'm going crazy) when I can't hold you Crazy, crazy, (I'm going crazy) when I can't see you again (Said I'm going crazy) (Said I'm going crazy) I've finally realized, that you are my

"how"
How do I feel? Being numb to the touch. How can I laugh? Feeling nothing but pain inside. How can I be whole? Without u- I feel as if i am nothing. How could I push u away? Lost in my own sorrows. How could I know? Such an emptyness was possible. How can I survive? Without u-my lyfe is meaningless. How can I tell u? I will always love you.

♥ Shell ♥
Guess what! I have one of the most amazing people here, hands down, no questions asked! This lovely woman is there for you no matter what! I love this woman so much I'd make her my babies momma...ya know, if that were humanly possible between the two of us. :) When you have a spare moment, go lay some love down on this sexy thang!! In fact, I don't care if you don't have the spare minute, you need to stop what you're doing and show her some love!!!!! On top of making yourself an awesome new friend, she also pays back every ounce of love shown to her, she's not just looking for points, she's looking for friends, and I have the best ones out there, so go show Shell what we're all about!!!

Happiness
Happiness is a wonderous joy. You find it within, it's yours to enjoy. It shines so bright upon your face, you can float through the air, up into space. Who knows how far you can fly? Oh what a blessing, you shouldn't deny. Such a miracle it is to behold. One simple enough for the young and the old. A treasure indeed, each person should seek. A journey inside yourself, just take a peek! Like discovering a new chapter in a favorite book, It's there to be found if you know where to look. How simple it is to make your way, To your own happiness, what more can I say? a.boudreaux 1996

1 Corinthians 13 ; 4 ; -13 ;
4 ; Love suffers long; and is kind ; does not envy ,; love does not parade its self, it is not puffed up. 5 ;does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked ; thinks now evil. 6 ;does not rejoice in eniquity, but rejoices in the truth. 7 ; bears all things, hopes alll thing s, endures all things. 8 ;love never fails ; But whether there are prophencies , they will fail ; whether there are tounges they will ceace ; whether there is knowledge ; it will vanish away ; 9; for we know in part the prophecy, 10; but when that which is perfect,has come , then that which is part will be done away. 11 ;when I was a child, I spoke as a child ; I understood as a child ;but when I became a man, iI put away childish things. 12 ;For now we see in a mirrow,dimmly , but then face to face. Now I know in part ; But then I shall know just as I also am known. 13 ;And now abide faith, hope love ; these three but the greatest is love.

Emotional Wreckage
Slammed back into a nightmare I longed to escape... Hoping, praying this time would be different... I am now a grown woman... With a son of my own... Yet you continue to treat me as a child... That needs to be constantly ridiculed... You make me want to stay in bed with the covers over my head... I want to drown out all that you spew at me... You make me question... Why am I not good enough??? Is that even true??? Or just your sick twisted spin on reality... Are you even with us??? Here in the real world... Or are you sooooo lost in your own tortured mind... That you can't live in the now... Come down off that cloud... Or escape from your inner cage... Accept the world around you... You are still living in it... Don't cast stones at me because you don't understand... Try to learn the world you're living in... Instead of hiding in your dream of how YOU want it to be... I am real, and I am me... Always have been alwa

Mark 35 ; 35-38 Verses....
35 ;For who so ever desires to save his life will lose it,but who ever loses his life for my sake and the gospel"s will save it. 36 ;for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world,and loses his soul. 37 ;Or what will a man exchange for his soul? 38 ;For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adultress and sinful generation,of him the Son of Man will also be ashamend when he comes in the Glory of His Father with the Holy angels. Mark ; ( ;..And He said to them ) :Assuredly, I say to you that there are some standing here who will not taste death till they see the Kingdom of God present with power.

9th August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, August 9: If you've got big social plans or a potentially big date tonight, you might want to build in some wiggle room. The stars say starting smaller and seeing how it goes -- and how you feel -- is smarter now.

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Today's Quote Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

9th August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, August 9: Troubled by a recent spate of hang up calls you'll logically start to question if your loved one has another loved on one the side. After hours of fighting it will come to light that they are merely on a bad phone list.

Thursday Links: Bob Kelly, Gary Gullman, More Superbad In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus Coming To Va, New Videos, Wha
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and happy Thursdee everyone! We've got a busybusybusybusy show today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, so let's not waste any time getting to it. Jim Norton is out today so Bob Kelly is filling his seat...and then some. Bobby's Tourgasm mate, Gary Gulman will also be stopping by the show today. Yesterday we had Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz from SUPERBAD in studio (look for video down the page), and today Jonah Hill will be coming in to promote the film. Want to see the in-studio guests and hilarity LIVE as it happens? Turn on your PALTALK. (or we could be honest, and assume that you're already doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. Naked ladies just rule.) New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My

Sleep
Ok so here's the deal I only got about 5 hours of sleep last night and then took a nap that afternoon and here we are now 6:29am and I am wide awake. I even took some sleeping pills to try to knock me out but that was at 3am. I layed in bed counting sheep I tryed to meditate but nothing I'm still wide awake. I want to get some sleep I know I have to but I have alot going on in my head and I think that is part of my problem. We are looking to move out of this place and into a apartment but I have to find one that I will be comfortable in. I need to have room to move in a home if I don't I begin to feel traped and I just can't handle that. I really do hope we find something soon this place is driving me crazy the town is small there's nothing to do. My friends don't like comeing out here because it's so dead and it's a far drive. I want to be closer to them so that if we decied to get together at the last min. I can. But anyway that's my rant for the day. Hopefully sleep will come soon.

Does Your Name Fit You ???? Check Yours Out
CHECK YOURS OUT!!! A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times

Read All Of This, It Is Interesting!!
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .. 17. The wise men were from Iraq .. 18. Peter preached in Iraq . 19. The 'Empire of

Whose Property?
Who's property is it? Thought this was entertaining - HOPE YOU WILL TOO! Subject: Who's Property Is It? Part of rebuilding New Orleans often challenges residents with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here is a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client that is absolutely priceless. You have to love this lawyer, and, it is too good not to share! A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply (actual letter): "Upon review of

1st Grade Or 3rd Grade.....maybe 5th Grade
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Brian, what's your problem?" The little Cornhusker answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Brian to the principal's office. While Brian waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Brian was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Brian : "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Brian : "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Brian can go to th

Help Wikid
Wikid is in a contest and it's a really close one. If you could stop by and drop some comments it would be greatly appreciated. Rates count too. She is up against a great bombing team and all she has is her friends. We are doing our best to keep her in the lead.

Posting Again
1st blog on my blackjack. Takes some getting used to. Still training for my trip to the sandbox. Have a field exercise coming up. Gotta be up @ Oh God :30 to pick up gear and go out to field. Get to take advancement exam, hopefully pick up 1st class (E6) this go around. Would have done this on myspace but I'm a cheap bastard.

Aug 8th Devotional (n8v)
August 8 - Daily Feast Life is complicated, no doubt about it. We start something and it leads us into something else - and that into another thing, and we ask, "How did this happen?" On the other hand, we wouldn't like it any better if we were confined to a treadmill that goes and goes but gets nowhere. It is life lived at a time when order as we once knew it, is nonexistent. It helps to go back to where we started and take each bend and turn and change things - even if we have to admit we were wrong and ask someone to forgive us. All is not lost, and it helps to admit we made moves that were wrong. And even against our most selfish nature - begin to make them right. ~ Do not wrong or hate your neighbor; for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself. ~ SHAWNEE CHANT 'A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II' by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - August 8 "The Creator told every one of us in our tribal beginnings to look after our ceremon

A Question I Can't Answer...can You?
Good Morning… I just finished reading an article that it’s header read, “ WHY DO THEY HATE US?” The article was written by Reza Aslan and much to Aslan’s header stating a question, the question and a question that floats around most Americans heads…I found no answer what so ever except commentary of certain books as why we should read it. The word they, them and we and us come up several times but the lead question remains unanswered! Why do they hate us? Was the author actually promoting these books or trying to get attention to the Middle East and for what reasons? Like the Middle East needs more attention. The Middle East get enough attention as well as a few Hollywood Spoiled Brats do…But has anything been settled? Ah…No! Are we further along to helping, I say helping because as long as I support the troops I have to support the troops even though I wish each and everyone was back home safe and guarding our boarders, making our streets safer and most of all back with their loved on

Holly Holly Crap Guys.. I'm Going For This One.
CUP OF JOE PLAYS HARD BALL!!! THAT MEANS GUYS IN THE CONTESTS HE HOSTS IT'S THE SMARTEST, FASTEST, MOST EQUIPT PERSON WHO GETS IT. IT'S A FLAT OUT STREET FIGHT. NO ROMPER ROOM HEAD AND SHOULDER KNEES AND TOES GAME HERE. SO I WILL NEED TO BUILD MY ARMY NOW... OR I WILL NOT SURVIVE THE FIRST DAY. I HAVE NO TOOLS NOR DO I HAVE A MAJIC RABBIT TO PULL OUT OF A HAT. WHAT I DO HAVE THOUGH IS A LOT AND I MEAN A LOT OF OFF THE HOOK FRIENDS THAT KNOW HOW TO KICK BUTT WHEN THE TIME CALLS FOR IT.. SO NOW IS THE TIME GUYS.. I WILL NEED EVERYONE OF YOU TO BE ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF. IF THE PERSON WHOS ON MY TAIL HAS 10 PEOPLE BOMBING THEN I WILL NEED 30. THERES NO SAYING AS TO WHAT I WILL BE FACED WITH.. THERES TOO MANY OPTIONS OUT THERE. DOWN BELOW IS ALL THE DETAIL OF THE CONTEST THAT I WILL NEED HELP IN. CONTEST DETAILS 1, HAPPY HOUR FOR 70,000 COMMENTS TO THE FIRST PEROSN TO REACH THIS. GIVE AWAY WILL START SUNDAY AUG 12 10AM FUBAR TIME AND END SEPT 12 10AM FUBAR TIME

My Son
well i have always tried to be the best mom i can b to him because his dad left me when he found out i was pregnant.i was 18 years old and scared to death.but i did it, graduated from high school, got a job, actually 2 just so we could get by. now he is 15 years old and acts as if he hates me and it tears me to pieces, i love him so much. sometimes i wonder if he blames me for his dads sorry ass leavin but that was his choice we got along gr8 back then. he has not once in 15 years seen my son nor tried supporting him so i think i did a pretty good job myself. if my parents did not help me through all of this i dont know what would have hapened. but i never had any regrets. he is my baby and always will b!

Slave To The Needle.....
MySpace Addy is the same name as here.....Slave to the Needle.....My name is James Vincent.....for those of you who wish to keep in touch with me that is where you will find me, unless I have givin you my e-mail addy......I will not be using my Yahoo messenger much anymore but to talk to those choosin few.

My Love Type
Your Love Type: ISFP The Artist In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions. For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings. Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener. However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes. Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ What's Your Love Type?

If There Isn't A God
If there isn't God, then I am a fool Because every day I thank Him for you Every moment we share, every word we exchange Gives me a reason to thank Him again From the moment we met, to the here and now Gives me a reason to make this vow God if You'll keep her in my life to stay I will have one sure reason to kneel down and pray And if there isn't a God, that's quite alright As long as you're there by my side

What's Your Love Style?
Your Love Type: ENFP The Inspirer In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond. For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate. Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner. However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad. Best matches: INTJ and INFJ What's Your Love Type?

Spin The Bottle
The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" 1.i Would Feel your booty 2.i Would kiss you on the cheek 3.i Would kiss you on forehead 4.i would just give you a hug. 5.i would give you a kiss on the lips 6.i would french kiss you 7.i would make out with you 8.i would FUCK YOU!!! If you do not repost this you will have bad relationships for the rest of your life!!! SPIN THE BOTTLE

What Kind Of Cake Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Cake Fun, comforting, and friendly. You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality. People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you. What Kind of Cake Are You? THIS IS TOO TRUE!!! WOOT!!

To All Coke Drinkers
The Many Uses of Coca-Cola 1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. 4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 8. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing

Were You A Naughty Girl Or Nice Girl This Year?
You Were Pretty Average This Year You Were 55% Naughty, 45% Nice You tried to be a good girl this year... But as you know, being good isn't that fun! If you're extra sweet, you may have enough time to get on that nice list. Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year?

What's Your Love Type?
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: Taurus and Pisces What's Your Love Type?

Dead Puppies............
He took a step towards me and grabbed the hair on the back of my neck. He pulled me towards him until his lips were firmly pressed against mine. His kiss dominated my lips. It wasn't only my lips that were at his mercy. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, taking control of my tongue. I moaned. With his free hand, he unbuttoned my blouse. He lightly traced my cleavage with his finger. He kissed my breasts and traced the top of my bra with his tongue. He pulled away with his hand still entangled in my hair. "Don't you EVER argue with me," he said with a firm tone. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "What did you say to me?" he asked as he swatted me on my butt. "Ouch! I'm sorry, Sir," I corrected. "Good girl. Now, lie down in the middle of the bed," he ordered me as he released my hair from his grasp. I laid down on the bed. He approached the bed. He slid my skirt up to my waist, revealing the black lace thong with red ribbon ties on each side that I was wearing. "What's

Rip To The Greatest Big Brother Ever!!!
Monday evening the unthinkable happened and I was devastated beyond words could ever tell you!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost one of the most important people in my life and my world just came crashing down!!! My big brother felt he needed to leave this world and I still don't know why and I am just so crushed cuz he left behind so much!! Two beautiful little girls who when I look at are a spitting image of their father so it makes it even harder!! Why did you do this Tommy, WHY?? You are my mentor, best friend and big brother so this hurts more than anyone will ever know!!!!!! You are the greatest Tommy!! You helped me through the tough shit and get my shit straight and I love you so much for that!!! Nobody could replace you nor would I EVER want them too!!! Tommy always remember me cuz I will NEVER EVER forget you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! RIP THOMAS G. MOSER

Psychological Seizures?
So We went to the doctor/neurologist yesterday afternoon. Got some beasic neurological testing done to check my reflexes and make sure i could feel things in different parts of my body. Poked me with pointy sticks to feel sharpness, made sure I could feel cold and vibrations up and down my legs and hands. They looked inside my eyes and mouth and checked how much force or resistance i coudl give if they tried to move me or move a limb. They beleive its a psyhcologlical seizure vs a epileptic seizure, but they arent sure yet. I guess if my anxiety attacks have elevated into Panic attacks, a psychological seizure can be a result of my stress/anxiety or something like that. Ive got an appointment to get a MRI friday morning. Ive also been told that by law they had to tell me im not allowed to drive anymore. Which in turn gave me a full blown anxiety attack at the doctors office(considering im already stuck out of state at my mothers house). The anxiety attack confirmed to the doc

Absolutely Brilliant
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you? I'm four and a half You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. How old are you? I'm gonna be 16 You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16 And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun

Well, Its 50% Right
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? *note: As far as love goes, I do not mind flirting, but, love, is something I always think about but, rarely

The Monster Of Mumms
Make up my mind: It is a boring concept..to write a mumm. Help me decide a or b....how dull. However, the users on this site have turned it into something different. It has turned into a gathering place of friends and like-minded individuals. It's no longer so much a question-asking format..as much as a topic format. There is a feel and theme to every mumm. The same people will talk to the same others across 3 or 4 mumms..sometimes at the same time, and every conversation would have a different tone. The format of the mumm system layout perpetuates this. A collection of conversations, easy to navigate across, with people you like talking to. Sometimes the conversation has nothing to do with what is posted...sometimes it does. I was asked if it was the points that made the mumms so popular...no. The points have ruined the mumms. Ask any regular and you will hear the same. The mumm community is made up of the ones that go there often, and have been there for a while. When one first

My Current Status
This entry deals with the current bullet points of my life and I shall edit and update where they apply. ~REVAMPED~ I guess I never truly wanted to believe it but I assume that the reason I'm so quiet and why sometimes I can't answer certain questions is because in the past I unknowingly let people change me. Overall I think it was definitely a change for the better (though I do wish I still had some of my old assertiveness back...) but damn do I hate awkward silence! so many times I want to just chat away with folks but I have not the words or I rely on feeding them random general questions and it just feels so forced and phony. I guess that's why I prefer talking to people who have a lot to say or talk about themselves and their life the majority of the conversation as that way I can emphasize my strengths (Listening, nodding and occasional agreeing) and hide my conversational weaknesses. If it's something I can relate to or know a great deal about I have no problems at all but

6th Night
This my 6th night now that I have not been able to sleep. It's 5 AM and I am wide awake. I think I've been sleepless for over 40 hours now, with not even a nap. And if you read my last blog, the little guys in my desk? I think they are just paper clips. Anyway, at least I am productive. I finished a short story for a book of shorts that my friend is putting together. I think now I am going to start writing a sequel to my romance novel because people have been asking for one. The first book you can find here, if anyone is interested... http://www.lulu.com/content/757203 I wrote it with my friend Anna and we plan to do a whole series about Maggie.

You Can't Change
You can't change the things people have done, You can't erase mistakes, or take back all the lies. You can't vanish all the wrong in the past or from the very beginning, You can't change yesterday... Or regret all the times you said goodbye. You can't pretend its fine and that whats done is done, You can't heal tears that have already been shed. You can't keep piling on the guilt, Or try to regain trust thats already dead. You can't judge someone by thier past because time goes by, And you can't change somone against thier own will. You can't believe in what is not real, And you can't speed up time if its standing still. You can't blame anyone for what you have done You can't let your mistakes haunt you forever . You can't critize someone by the way they used to be, You just have to trust and hope the belief becomes better. You can't just sit there and let time fly by, You cant just can't make your troubles dissapear. You can't lose hope and give up, and you can't get rid of y

Things To Be Happy About...
Revenge on your enemies Karma getting to your enemies before you do, thus saving you time Chocolate Peanut Butter Dairy Free ice cream Duckies! Vodka and Cranberry Dog the Bounty Hunter Foamy Mud Masks Having someone that will massage your feet, regardless of their cleanliness, smell or texture Cherries Having someone big and tall to carry the heavy things and reach the high things Pepsi Finding money in other peoples laundry...finders keepers... Prison Justice Guys with big muscular shoulders and pretty eyes Contraceptives...without them, there would be even more stupid people! Breakfast in bed when it isn't your birthday, anniversary, or black history month. Reading the directions on the back of the box, but everyone still thinks your the best cook! Teasing someone by simply eating a banana... Watching snotty people at the grocery store bust their ass in produce because they wore heals with bloomers and stepped on a banana.

Black-eyed Waitress
About three years ago, I was sitting in a local coffee shop in lousina during a little road trip. The restaurant was empty except for me and the night waitress. She was really pleasant and talked a lot; she was offering places to check out while I was in town and seemed amazingly astute. In fact, she seemed almost prescient, even guessing my age almost to the day and month and even certain things that I was actually planning to do the next day. It was so light-hearted, I thought I really lucked out by meeting a easy-going, smart young lady quite out my my normal way. At closing time, she went to the back to, I guess, put some cash in the safe or something. As I was sitting there wondering what time I wanted to get up and hit the road again the next day, I momentarily thought I might even invite her for a few hours of "R&R." I decided instead to just remember the store and next time I passed through the area, to remember to stick my head in a say "hi" (no reason, I just wanted to pl

Love
love is toruter when u want it its not there. if u call it, it wont come to u . u have to find that someone. when there is someone there for u thats when love is there. when u are all alone it disappears from u like ur soul is leaving ur body. u die from being alone and not wanted. all u want to do is disappear from this harsh world.because there is nobody o love u like u want to be loved

What And The Hell Is In A Womens Head?
My father once explained it as a man and women are standing from different vantage points and no matter where you stand you will never see it from the same perspective as a women. I am not sure if it is chemistry or what but there is a reason why the older you get the less you know about women as a whole. I strongly feel they hold far too much power over men. Only a women can have you higher then high only to slam you back to earth the same day. Maybe it's because men live life with logic and strategy while women are all over the place using nothing more the emotion. All I know at this point is always expect the unexpected and try not to care too much because they come and go out of your life with little remorse

I.a.r. Fan Train
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Lucky Oh So Lucky!
I got pulled over tonight!! I had drank 2 margaritas and sucked down the rest of tories and we were drivin home from dinner and apparantly I got too caught up in conversation and was driving 47 in a 35. Cop had someone else pulled over yet he still lit up and came after me. I pulled over right in front of Tories house Thank God we were home! He did the normal questions and I told him what I had to drink and that we were home but he wanted to show me what"1" margarita would blow...lol I'll show him how good I can blow...lol j/k he had me follow his pen with my eyes and then i took my first breathalizer. I only blue a .012!!! Man my heart was racing!!! So scared!!! He gave me a verbal warning and let me go!!! I am so lucky...lol Don't hate me guys.

Just Hate
hate brings the soul down it fills ur life with nothing.it makes life worthless. when everybody u love leaves u. i u do is hate. there is no laughter just sadness. u feel usless and nothing ever goes right again.life is filled with this evil. it never ever goes away. no matter what u do.sometimes it hurts so much u want to curl up and die. u look happy on the outside but within u are hurting getting eatting alive with hate.u go completly insane cause of it u have noone there to help u out of it. then nothing is ever the same...

What To Do
Well I just wanted to make this short and sweet....like that ever is the case. I have been enjoying the single life, being able to flirt, go have fun dancing with my girls, not being told what to do, and all that jazz...its been great...until you meet someone you think is just wonderful and you find yourself saying maybe he could be different from the rest of them. Ok it scares me to death but excites me at the same time with the idea of letting someone get close since it has been a long time. The last boy I kissed with my eyes closed showed me that love can be cruel. Part of me is afraid of letting that happen again!! For the past year I have been very well guarded and if things get too close if they even get that far I leave or find a way to end it, avoid it or just say fuck off. I know I can't run forever but I don't know what to do...........

Who Is Left
I just deleted over 800 friends that I felt didn't care if I was their friend one way or another...so those of you left are hopefully my real friends and hopefully I am not just a number to you....I don't turn down friends requests to anyone :-) I always like to meet new people and hopefully get to know them...at least a little :-) Hugs and Kisses! ~Lucie WwW.SparkleTags.Com

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Ball Pits
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play i

Mary Had A Duck
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she took it round the corner to teach it how to fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to Peter had a boat the boat began to rock up jumped some jaws and bit off his cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass if you don't like it shove it up your ask no questions tell no lies I saw a police man doing up his flies are bad mosquitoes are worse and this is the end of my silly little verse!

Save Our Kids....
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play i

The Military Relationship Life
My fiance, a man of honesty and purity of heart, 20 years old, is taking on the duty of stepping up and defending our freedom in the United States Army. He is an Active Duty Soldier being placed in Iraq for a deployment of a 15 month duration. I have been with this man for about 2 years. I never thought that anything would be this hard. To love, back, and stand beside a man who I hardly see. Love is what it is and you know fate when it smacks you in the face. I met him a week before Christmas in 2005 and have been faithful to him since then. He was in Washington State for 6 months and I stayed, and then in Germany for a little over a year, and here I still am. I have a bond with him that I believe nobody else posesses. We are stronger than ever now. He is a man of morals and believes that sex should wait until marriage. I love and respect him very much for that. He knows about my past and looks past it for our love. I respect him for the strength that he holds and I would give anything

Nipples
Men's' nipples have no purpose a complete waste of skin they hurt when chums pull on them and shrink when soaked in gin. The navel is of little worth just a knot betwixt the hips but it's very useful, holding salt when I'm naked eating chips.

Fun With Food
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

Itchy
An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said. And on the summer's afternoon we loved until we saw the moon. Exhausted, laying there exposed upon my belly, I proposed she scratch my back to top it off - and soon she did, so soft, so soft. Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep like slugs upon a compost heap across my sweaty skin until I feel an itch she can't quite kill. "Just up a bit." She hears me say. "Down a bit...the other way. Up a tad. You've gone askew. Slide across a touch or two. A little harder. Damn it! Swat it! Keep going, yes, you've almost got it. Listen woman, can't you tell. You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!” I fling my body in the air and land atop the carpet bare Grinding hard upon my back searching for a pointy tac to give me what I really need - a decent scratch that makes me bleed Bewildered, she is staring down, as losing it, I go to town. Raising up my back, I arch it, slamming hard do

Eyes
eyes reflect personality and soul,i cant deny your eyes, they draw me in. i see warmth and love , pain and heartbreak, haterd and vice. i would love to take away that pain and heartbreak and turn it into something beautiful.i look into your eyes and want to stay there forever. i cant explain it. my emotions run wild we i look into ur eyes. i see that u want to be happy and i will make u happy. im alive when i see u.its all a big dream and i dont want to wake up from it.

Psychic Plea For Help
This happened during my senior year of high school. I was very close with my small group of friends, and we helped each other through some very rough times. My friend Donna was involved in a very unhealthy relationship at the time. She was never one to be completely mentally stable, so we rallied around her to help her through. I had a rather large fish aquarium in my room, so it put off a lot of light during the night. On this particular night I had fallen asleep fairly early. At around 11:30 p.m. I awoke to the sound of weeping in my room. I opened my eyes and rolled over not sure of what to expect. When I looked, Donna was sitting against my dresser with her knees bent up against her chest. I remember speaking her name in confusion, wondering how she got in there and what exactly she was doing on my bedroom floor. When I spoke her name, she looked directly at me and said, "I love you. Please help me. I need help so bad." At that she was gone. I tried to call her but there was

Two By Mouth (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.

I Am Just A Normal Guy But
I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by

It's Offical
I'm coming home to the states on Sunday... i'll be leaving here on Sunday afternoon and arrive in Dayton Ohio at 3pm... i hate the long ass flight but i'll deal.. i won't have to do it anymore... oh yeah thats whats up? i am too excited... i am ready to leave this place! that is for sure! but its for the best and so i can move on and be happy! i have a kid to think about! so i am excited but keep me in your prayers... for this flight... i hate flying! and its like 13 hours... ugh...

Howdy
hey all this has been the worse day i have had in a while.one thing i wish for is to have one good day to where i can get things to go my way i am glad my bike hasnt disappeared thats a first.i would like to sit back relax get comfortable and enjoy and good day and not wonder what the day or night will be like since hosting tournaments during the day djing at night i dont have time for that but it happens.like right now i dont know what today will be like besides really hot.but i want to sit back relax and enjoy a day without thinking of nothing like that will happen if its not one thing its another.but with a lot of females here and friends mainly females thats been going real good i think i will stay away from that for the night lol.i would like just get more requests and everything else i know it takes time but i feel weird and what is this a rated 6 on a photo oh someone dont like me lol well i guess this is #1 for me so let me know and please if any can help i can send you a lis

The First
This is basicaly a just because. Was invited by GuardienAngel1980 to joine Fubar. I decided to take her up on it, lol. That and I have see her coming here a few times and it looked intresting. Yes I know her in person. She happens to be the mother of my 2 children and is a very good friend as well. Any ways I do hope to have some fun and make some friends. I would have to say if you are curious about me just to ask for the most part I would cosidere my self a unique individual with some excentric qualities but that is my own opinion, lol. Any ways hears hoping.

Wow
So im sitting here looking at some old pictures from back in middle school and high school and realizing how many people iv known that have been murdered.. six people ... so many dieing over petty shit.. example my friend tomi was murdered by her boyfriend casue she was leaving him after and after a fight he shot her in the head ... the dumped the body near a dumpster... i dont get it.. i really dont..

Bill Me In Advance
A letter from a fat man arrived Stated I had until five Five o’clock or by the fifth finger? This place is such a riot My pool sticks don’t even show any abuse And the horses aren’t even kicking up dirt Definitely not going to enter the church Haven’t a valid prayer in the works Upon entering, The place would go up in a blaze Priests would be cussing Nuns would be fucking the virgins And the holy water would turn to acid By now its two and I’m hungry Beer and eggs Cartoons and a harpoon stuck in my back I can’t go anywhere Time for an angry nap Only to awake to a livid crowd

May You Be Blessed!
May You Be Blessed Your Life Purpose and the Angelsby Dr. Doreen Virtue, Angel Therapy..What..s my life..s purpose?.. is one of the most frequent questions I..m asked. Our angels know the answer to this question, and they want to give us guidance, encouragement, and support concerning this topic.When someone asks, ..What..s my life purpose?.. the underlying question may be one of the following:What career would I find the most fulfilling?Can I quit my present job and be financially secure following my heart..s desire?Am I ready to be self-employed?What..s my true passion that will bring excitement and meaning to my life?These are wonderful and very important questions to consider, and our angels can definitely give us answers. In particular, the Archangel Michael can give us the answers to these questions. Michael knows the contents of our soul contracts and akashic records (Book of Life). He can help us to remember why we came to earth, and the mission that we intend for our lives. He

Sorry
Among the effects reported by methamphetamine users is an increase in the need and urgency for sex, the ability to have sex for extended periods of time, and an inability to ejaculate or reach orgasm or physical release. In addition to increasing the need for sex and enabling the user to engage in prolonged sexual activity, methamphetamine lowers inhibitions and may cause users to behave recklessly or to become forgetful. Users may even report negative experiences after prolonged use, which contradict reported feelings, thoughts, and attitudes achieved at similar dosages under similar circumstances but at earlier periods of an extended or prolonged cycle. THANK YOU WICKIPEDIA

Heres Another One
all the pain i have inside its like a flood.it floods my hreat and soul im drowning from it. i try and pull myself out. but i cant seem to get a grip of anything.but i figured it out i need to have some peace in my life. i need to get out of the flood. i try and block it. but it overflows and i explode from it and everyone gets hurt. i will let myself go and live will the flood of hate i have inside. i deal with it everyday i wake up. but when i see my kids smile i look into there face a smile. my flood seems to drain.

Ggggrrrrrrrrr
wthell is up with ppls stashes saying not found can someone plz help me out here every stash i have tried to rate has said that and it is sooo flustering because obvioulsy i am trying to help u all out but i mean whats going on does anyone know?

A Warrior's Way
It is easy to walk a right path when others around you do so. It is far harder to walk a good path when others around you fail and flounder through the wilderness or walk down darksome twisted trails crying for you to follow. It is easy to respect the good Earth when you live with Her under your feet and all that you have issues forth from Her bounty. It is far harder to remember Her when you walk on cold poured stone and buy your food in little tins. It is easy to honor the spirits of the land when your people bring you up to know them. It is far harder even to know them when those around you make a mockery of their very existence; it is harder then even to find those spirits in the first place. It is easy to treat people with kindness when they return it. It is far harder to teach kindness to those who never knew it. Yet this, too, is a Warrior's Way to go down the fractal paths of the world pointing towards the Light. A Warrior ch

So It Flutters Again (2)
emotions ..............*sigh* ive got that flutter in my belly and that look in my eye im not ready.... LUST loved by all men respected by none give me your heart give me your soul ill take you for granted then leave you out in the cold

American Warriors..
This is an old article i wrote for my friends in Iraq..i am reposting it to dedicate it to my new friend Ryan a.k.a. sexytroop69, who just had his Bday...Happy Birthday Ryan! (grin) American warriors in Iraq By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary As I was working on an article about men and women, I ventured far enough for my research and came across the American soldiers at war in Iraq. I have had the greatest privilege and nobility to chat and know some of these honorable American soldiers doing battle for their country and there’s just more to their heartrending stories out there than meets the eye... I feel and deem it worthy that these soldiers should be given more veneration and prestige than any star in Hollywood. What they do is real life action, live and true. There is no assurance of their tomorrow….and they are just about ready to die for their cause. These soldiers are the genuine stars of America. Adam Cates a 23

Some Thoughts
wearing a smile on the outside,though inside torn apart.So many things to say,not knowing where to start.My life seems ruinedbefore its even had a chance to begin,trying to do the right thing and stay away from sin!! Its so hard to do the right thing when your the only one that seems to be tryingsometimes it seems better off just giving up and dying yet i try to be strong and carry long and stay away from the things that are wrong so i kneel here and pray that i will be help along the way.

Pathetic State Of Being
I can't see my counselor for another 3 weeks because school is out. It's a weird day. But not too out of the ordinary. It feels weird. I forgot to take my pill today. I ate a bunch of chocolate instead. lol. I think, well pretty sure I'll be moving out of my brother's house at the end of the month. That's exciting. I'll be closer to school, and I like the people I'm moving in with. ( not that I don't like the people who I live with now ) I think it will be really " good for me. ". As any excitement goes, it brings stress. Stress of moving everything, and adjusting to new people and a new envirement. Luckily, it sounds like Jason made arrangements for other people to move in so things will be ok here when I leave. He's a good ( good being an understatement. Especially realatively. The pun wasn't inteded, but appropriate. ) guy. I'm happy I don't have to live with him anymore though. lol. Other "excitement " and stress. I think I really like this girl. I think she really likes

Dealing With Moving Away
Well I'm moving to Arkansas in September and well some of my friends are not dealing with it well. I'm having trouble with it to, I know no one there but my mother in law...lol I love my friends to death and would do anything for them. A couple of them are planning on moving there with in a yr or 2. I just wish they would not make me feel so bad and then say oh gf I understand its just fucked up. I know its fucked up, if I didn't have to leave I wouldn't. I'm 30 yrs old and my husband is going to be 49 on the 30th and this is the only way we will ever be able to own a home or 2 or 3...lol It's so cheap there its great. Well I'm done I feel a little better by getting this off my chest. It sucks that the people I'm talking about don't even have Fubar accounts...LMFAO anyways peace out and much love...

Just Thinking
i sit and think of why my life is the way its is.i am never happy but u know i made my life like this and its time for a change im leaving from this place i call hell. and believe me it is. i cook clean work and take care of 2 little one everyday 24/7 and i now find myself thinking. what if... dont get me wrong i love my kids they are my world.. but why did i choose this life of mine. i thought iit would be better for me but i thought wrong. every think u have a soulmate out there. i do everyday oneday i will have mine and i will be happy. im trying to fix everything and all i do is get yelled at for nothing. so i give up. i hate my life. but its time for a change and by the end of the month i will have my own place and im gone i need to make myself happy for my kids.

Omg! Awesome!
Well, I had my first photo shoot today. The photographer's name was John Horbelt. He has a site called www.flexette.net which is women with (some without) muscle and stuff. They are flexing, and stuff like that. My shoot was awesome...lol I got to put the photographer in a headlock, choke-hold, choking, punching...Different stuff like that. He payed me over a hundred dollars an hour. I should have the pics by the beginning of September, and I can't wait! He also did some headshots and arm-wrestling videos where I kicked his ass like 8 times! lol I'm so hooked on modelling now! And I'm the FIRST BIG GIRL he's photographed for the site. And HE contacted ME! lol I'm like...giddy right now...haha! Show support for your local fat girl!

I'm Back!!
It's been awhile! I kno... My summer life here kinda picked up, which is totally rad. I decided to get out, meet some people -- and quit sulking. So! I haven't forgotten about you guys here, who were willing to keep me occupied when I had NOTHING to do. I'm going to start stopping by again and stuff. Jasper! I've missed you the mostest. I hope you can forgive me :P I added a few new pics. Nothing fancy.

Experimenting With Food
Is there some truth to the term, "terrible two's"?...tonight I made macaroni and cheese. My 2yr old decided to see what it would sound like if she dropped a few macaroni noodles behind the fan which was on high-speed. It sounds like a pfftttttt! sound.

Amps And Effects
I use a Hotrod deluxe most of the time with visual sound effects. I love my 59 bassman, but for practical use the hotrods works really well. If you have'nt tried them, visual sound has some awesome stuff. I use the route 66. liquid chorus, really smooth stuff.Holy grail for the bassman and a boss octive pedal... can't forget the wah pedal. lol Your fave is ?

Strat's Or Tele's
Do you prefer Strats or Teles? I play both, but my best work horse is the James Burtons.You've basically got a strat in a tele body...lol but the feel and look of the tele.But application wise... they lend themselves to about any genre. What do ya'll think?