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Something To Talk About
Days go by and i end up trying to make new friends to talk to or to get to know, I don't hide anything as long as you ask the questions. I know that if once I start talking that I tell you all about me then maybe you will know the real me for me.. Take time to get to know me and what I'm all about instead of thinking that I'm just another guy just trying to be a dog... I am a decent person and I know how to carry a decent conversation. you want to make the conversation interesting then fine, go right ahead I'm all game just get to know who I am first

Mah Cuzin In Texis Sent Me Theeus
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

Kintucky Hang-glidin'
Here in Kintucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and git a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gits ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"

When Ww Iii Began!!!!
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a

Final Project: Race And Your Community
This was my final paper within my Cultural Diversity class for college. Tell me what yins think. ------------ Race and ethnicity is either a minor or major part in everyone’s everyday life. Either way, it still presents itself. I do not believe anyone can say they are surrounded by one race and it be their own everyday of their lives. One may be friends with someone of a different skin color or religion. One may be family with someone who has been married or born into the family who is a different race. One may also work closely or at a distance with someone who has different views on topics because of possible immigration into the United States or because of how they were raised. Whites are said to be the majority in every situation. As if whites are looked at more highly and are praised. As if whites are more capable at jobs and positions within politics while blacks, Middle Easterners, Mexicans, etc. are degraded and put down on a regular basis. “Blacks, Mexican

Redneck In A Whorehouse
A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best." The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that was the best sex he'd ever had. The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with men and women alike. Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table. The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should have

You Make Me
What if I told you, you make me hot-- Like cold cereal. Even when she's a wreck-- She's beautiful. Make me scream, make me smile. What if I told you, you make me wet-- Like the desert. Even when he's a jerk-- He's beautiful. Make me laugh, make me cry. What if I told you make me whole-- Like sliced pie. Even when she's ironic-- She's beautiful. Make me beg, make me plead. What if I told you, you make me want you-- Too much.

Testimony Of My Love
The Testimony of My Love Hold my hand, now, my darling; I want only to draw you ever so near. Let us do away with all of our worries; and wipe away any lingering tear. Come place your precious head, softly, upon my burning and sensitive chest; Clutch my waist firmly, and let us find our true comfort; and our peaceful rest. Be silent and take notice of my heart that is pounding so loud and so strong. With me beside you, there is nothing in this world that could ever go wrong! Feel the whisper of air, from my breath, upon your neck’s delicate skin Do you truly feel the power that is swelling and escalating deep within? Yes, that is right; hold me closer, my love, and yes, hold me so tight Let me fill every cell with such passion and with a profound delight! Let us kiss and taste the splendid and special spaces of me; and of you Watch us, my love; we will certainly make all of our dreams come true! Not with gifts of diamonds, pearls, gold, land or immeasurable e

Thangs Ya Nevr Heer In Kintuckee
"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex." "Duct tape won't fix that." "Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan." "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken." "We don't keep firearms in this house." "Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?" "You cain't feed that to the dog." "I thought Graceland was tacky." "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe." "Wrastling's fake." "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?" "We're vegetarians." "Do you think my gut is too big?" "I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy." "Honey, we don't need another dog." "Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?" "Give me the small bag of pork rinds." "Too many deer heads detract from the decor." "Spittin' is such a nasty habit." "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart taday!" "Checkmate." "She's too young to be wearin' a bikini." "Does the salad bar have bean sp

Tear
I tore your soul, I'll break your heart. Disappear into the greatest rip, That divides your love. Millions of pieces on the floor. Cut your feet, make you bleed. Warm, wet, sticky liquid seeps between your toes Squish, Squish. I can hear you. Climb back out. I'll push you back Over the brink. Where insanity waits with open arms. To embrace its newest charge. Where a shattered heart becomes ice, a ripped soul becomes a wall. Insanity grips your vey being and refuses to let go. You hold on for dear life.

What Is It About Possessive People?
What the hell do people think? I am on a few sites. POF is one of them. Been there for a while and have made some great friends! I started talking to this guy and we were having a good time chatting. Made plans to meet him and everything. He saw that I was still on POF, I was actually looking for him, and he sent me an email saying that I must be playing the field, that he does get jealous and he dont like to share his woman.. and then in the same breath said i wasn't his woman.. but he can tend to be a little possessive. WTF?!?! Hell no, I ain't going thru that again. I told him that we could be friends.. thats it! Nothing more. Am I taking what he said wrong or am I right on the money?

Fuck It All
OK SO MOST OF YOU ON HERE THAT I ACTUALLY TALK TO KNOW I AM A PRETTY DOWN TO EARTH PERSON. SOOO I AM JUST KINDA VENTING HERE I HOPE NO ONE TAKES ANY OF THIS PERSONAL. HERE GOES ANOTHER MIND NUMBING BITCHFEST. OK SOO LASTNIGHT WAS FILLED WITH DRAMA AND THANK GOD I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF IT JUST TOLD ABOUT IT. AND TO TELL YOU ALL THE TRUTH I AM SOOOO UNIMPRESSED WITH FUBAR RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP BRINGING THAIR REAL LIFE DRAMA INTO THE LOUNGES, THEY ALSO NEED TO STOP TRYING TO STOP PICKING OTHER PEOPLES FRIENDS. IF YOU DELETE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ON THAIR FRIENDS OR FAM LIST THEN YOU NEED OT TAKE A LOOK AT YOU LICENSE OR PHOTO I.D. DOES IT SAY YOUR 12? NO THEN BACK OFF PEOPLES ASS THAIR IS SOME REASON THAT PERSON HAS EVERY PERSON ON THAIR FRIENDS LIST. GROW THE FUCK UP I AM SURE THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY ADUTS.LIFE IS TO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT SOETHING SO SMALL. NOW HERE IS MY OWN REAL LIFE DRAMA JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD. OK SOO FRIDAY

Mystics
Hot, spiced fire exists only for eternity From fiery, crimson dragons Watching the white phoenix stagger. Journey to the celestial valley Where vision is death to heaven, and God and Goddess manifest paradise. Plunge a vow in blood Then swim naked in hazy magic. Illumination in light of ecstasy. I dreamed serpents of gold, caused warless explosions in stagnant pools at dawn.

Everyone
IF THERE ARE ANY CONTESTS OUT THERE THAT ARE GOING ON ,JUST C-MAIL ME ON MY HOMEPAGE AND ILL PUT THEM UP, AT THIS TIME ,IM STILL GETTING MY SCHEDULE SORTED OUT FOR MY WORK, BUT HEY AT LEAST THE BILL ARE GONNA BE PAID ON TIME,LOL

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

21
Today I realized I shed my last tear For you heartless soul How do you live? With nothing to pump the ice, That flows through your veins. It must be cold to be you. Its days like this When death seems like sleep. A day seems like a year, and being 21 bites the big one.

Wow, Eye Opener...duh
As was glancing over this mornings fubar activity and remembering just how upset i got over such miner,really, things that go on on this site. from ownership on down to the newbees. I had failed to remember the most important thing about socializing. not every person in the same bar will get along and see things the same way. I will speak from my own experience on "the social scene" i arrive at a bar to socialize, being aware of my suroundings and acting appropriate. after i have a few i start to get a real friendly...with EVERY body. hell, lets all have some fun. then well into the "fun" i am not so in tune with the scene. others have come and gone. and what people that i thought were "ok" well, not too sure now. lol a lot think "i" am not ok now and the tensions beigin to take hold. now the peeps i was so "happily" partying with were now being sized up as they sized me up....ok...i will not go on and on you should get my point. which is not everybody will like each other

"mommy's Little Angel"
Two little hands Two little feet I was not ready for It was not the Time for me to Have you and you Were not able to come Into this world with me Yet one day I will see you When we are both Ready to see Each other Two little hands Two little feet That I did not get To see God took you Because he knew That I was not Ready to be a mommy One day I will be ready To be and I would love To see your Two little hands AND Two little feet Mommy is so sorry That she was not Able to have you I love you with All my heart and Soul and I hope That you will come Back to me one Day so I can hold you And never let you go You are mommy's little angel And I might not have been Ready for you but I Still miss you everyday

I Know You From The Past
Aahh… just give me a second please, precious… I'm sure I know you from the past I have seen those eyes before I know you from the past Perhaps in a time where my memory cannot reach, Perhaps in a time where it did not even existed Perhaps in a time where the language did not speak Perhaps in a time where…. I know you from the past and this makes me think of you I know you from the past Like when and where it was I want to know it is vital to understand it perhaps you're the lady in my dreams or just a revelation that I cannot understand, noo! Tell me if you know it I do not wait for anything in return, precious…. no I'm just attempting to understand because my feet fail every time I see you I can't even speak because of you I'm shaking and sweating. I can't stop I believe that your elements mixed with mine may cause an explosion I don't need to look at you to feel you the sparkles that are born of your being your tones color my song an

This Wuz In Thu Nooze This Mornin'
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her ovr ta Oak Street, and you pick 'er up there?"

Sex Kwiz
My Neece (& babee sister) came hom frum 8th grade health class yesterdee wiff this kwiz. I wuz helpin her owt. Let's see how yoo do on it too: A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Semen is a term for sailors. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A condom is a large apartment complex.

Spin It Hard
The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" 1. I would feel your butt! 2. I would kiss you on the cheek! 3. I would kiss you on forehead! 4. I would just give you a hug! 5. I would give you a kiss on the lips! 6. I would make out with you! 7. I would do you! 8. I want to go out with you....seriously! If you do not repost this you will have bad relationships for the rest of your life!!! LOL SO JUST SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!!!

Racism, And How I See Things. Like It Or Dont......these Are My Opinions.
Hey hey hey, i know, im sposed to be finishing the last part of the "internet love and dating" blog, but i really wanted to write this while its fresh in my head. Recently i read a bulletin that was filled with racism, and i just couldnt help but voice my opinion on the subject. I know that its a touchy subject, and i just might lose a friend or two because im so vocal about how i feel about it.......but seriously, this needs to be said. I have never understood how a person could wake up in the morning, and hate a specific race of people. Its very bizarre to me that anyone would think that any one race of people are any better than any other race. Seriously.....think about that for a second. Members of the KKK believe that white people are the "superior" race. Um.....WHY? What makes white people so much better than the rest of the world? Is it because a million years ago, a bunch of ignorant white guys that thought they were superior owned a bunch of slaves? Cause if y

Our Troops & Starbucks!!
NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Not free mind you? Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, < BR>and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will neve

Days Of My Life
Spent the weekend camping and fishing. The lake decided to let me see that there really are fish the will bite. It was too small so I sent it home to grow up. :) At least I have hard evidence that there are fish there now. Got to spend the whole weekend with my husband and his parents. There are times that that really frustrates me. When my mom needs anything he can't do it but if his folks want help he is johnny on the spot. Resentment? Probably yeah. Oh well one more thing to work through. Went yesterday and got my new tat started. This makes 3, only one with a real gun. So far I think it is the absolute bomb. I am to go back in 2-3 weeks and get it finished. Finally one in color, and bold. When it is done I will get a pic and put it on my site. Life is looking up so far. I may start making some money at my job soon. LIke so far $50.00 a week. Oh well some is better than none. :) Hope the doc has good news for me today, like less meds and a way to deal with the n

Peacock Loving
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Words Women Use
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women Can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when

Very Sick Things Afoot
Working on a new 2 set extreme escape club show that I will be touring with VERY soon. The new show will feature 4 extreme escapes per set that will have me facing impaling, strangulation, forced cranial/brain surgery, disembowling, and a host of other torturous and delightful fates should I screw up. And of course, all set to a shattering background of metal tunes from the likes of RAMMSTEIN, THOR and SERPENT. This will be the most extreme club show anyone has ever put together or even had the balls to try. No gimmicks, no bullshit, and NO second chances... Santini

Well That's Great!! Lol
~~It's one of those days when your brain is your most important asset. Keep your eyes and ears open, because you should pick up on a few clues that you can piece together quickly to come up with amazing answers.~~ It figures that on a day that I can't stand to be thinking or moving, that the universe would want me to use my brain, eyes and ears!! That's lovely. All I want to do is crawl back in bed and sleep!!! I guess if I am going to pick up on things today they better be pretty blatant, and right up in my face! LOL I sure like the amazing answers part though! I'm an answer person, I want to know!! So who knows what will happen today, I guess I'll just go take some Tylenol and some Pepto and see what happens!! Hope it's a better day for everyone else today!! P.S. I did manage to finally get some very very important paperwork taken care of!! YAY :)

Bulliten
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Alone
Two arms to hold me, a smile to call my own, deep eyes that adore me, yet I lie here all alone. Dream come true, pain fading away, yet alone I awake, to face yet another day. So much love given, sweet words to be spoken of my own, yet I speak in silence, as I am alone. Many beautiful thoughts running through my head, feelings to be shared, as I am alone here in this bed. Tears to be cried, from happiness, his soft hand to be felt in mine, still I am alone with these tears that I cry. Never knew love like this before, never felt so swept away, and alone I find myself with each passing day. Stars to wish upon, promises to be made, so alone within myself, each night, again, for his touch I will pray. Heart so filled with hopes, and dreams, but each time I open my eyes, it is my lonely heart that I see. Alone with the silence as my heart dies inside, all of our love flowing within each tear that I cry.

Grrr I Hate Bad News
Ok Some Of You Know That I Have Been Going To The Drs Lately With Sum Problems. Here is the deal: (for those of you that really care) I have a history of cervical cancer. I had the pre-cancer cells and the dr burned them off. Cervical Cancer runs in my family so I have to be really careful. Well because I didn't have health insurance for 3 years I wasn't able to go to the drs when problems seemed to occur. SOOOO now that I have had my job for as long as I have and I have health insurace, worried friends of mine finally made me go to the drs. Lets just say I am not happy. At first the dr thought that I had a cyst and he said I have an enlarged uterus, PLUS its tilted. IN OTHER WORDS, when my cycle starts I have MAJOR F*CKIN PAIN THAT IS SOO UNGODLY I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!! So, he did tests on me and if I keep with what has been going on I am going to be anemic,( low blood count). Which is not good. PLUS, NOW I have to have a biopsy and I am not EXCITED for it whats-s

Striking Gold
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender. "We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner. "I don't replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

Sign At Golf Club
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4 AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. . And . . 11. WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

August 7, 2007
Now is a great time to check in with distant friends. Lines of communication are clear to you, and you can get a much better sense of how they're doing -- even over email or IM. Just the gesture is enough. I just did this >.>

Perfume Scam
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He

Top 30 Things
Top 30 Things you'll never hear a Southern Boy say: 30. Oh, I just couldn't - she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup - it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have the tofu, instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who cares who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the c:drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is regi

Should People Be Allowed To Steal Your Pictures?
My good friend Jack..aka Psycho~Sexy just had to delete his account because no one would help him. Some one stole some of his pictures and made up an account using his pictures. That doesn't seem fair does it? I want all my friends to harass the Sh*t out of him. He is a great friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, and I hate to see this happen. Thank's to you..all my love and kisses! Nancy here is the link Ricky1@ fubar

Evolution Of Lostcherry - Cherrytap - Fubar
Something popped into my head the other day when someone was speaking of the new name Fubar...sooo my mind of course goes into random mode and I have come up with the thinking behind all the name changes Ok first it was lost cherry right, well my thinking goes There was a guy who had a girl, they broke up, he lost the cherry, (Lostcherry.com), he got the girl back and they had sex so in essence he tapped the cherry (cherrytap.com), once they had sex, the fighting began because he wanted more and she didn't so then things got fubar'd (fubar.com) and that is my thought on the evolution of lostcherry, cherrytap and fubar :D hope you enjoyed my random comedic way of thinking

Does Evil Exist? Hmmmm
Did God create everything that exists? Does evil exist? Did God create evil? A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked. "Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied. The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil." The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor does cold exist?" "What

Bleed
Im feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Take all these strings They call my veins Wrap them around Every fucking thing Presence of people Not for me Well I must remain in tune Forever My love is music I will marry melody I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Wont you let me take you For a ride You can stop the world Try to change my mind Wont you let me show you How it feels You can stop the world But you wont change me I need music I need music I need music to set me free To let me bleed

True Friendship
"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to cat

Burning Bright
I feel like there is no need for conversation Some questions are better left without a reason And I would rather reveal myself than my situation Now and then I consider, my hesitation (Chorus) The more the light shines through me I pretend to close my eyes The more the dark consumes me I pretend I'm burning, burning bright I wonder if the things I did were just to be different To spare myself of the constant shame of my existence And I would surely redeem myself in my desperation Here and now I'll express, my situation (Chorus) (X2) The more the light shines through me I pretend to close my eyes The more the dark consumes me I pretend I'm burning bright The more the light shines through me I pretend to close my eyes The more the dark consumes me I pretend I'm burning There's nothing ever wrong but nothing's ever right Such a cruel contradiction I know I crossed the line its not easy to define I'm born to indecision There's always something new some p

Please Prey For My Family
yesterday i was given the worst news ever. i was told that my cousin was found dead at his home. cause of death we dont know. he meant the world to me. iam just asking all my freinds and family on fubar to please prey for my family as we have to let a love one go. thank you all very much hugs to you all.

Want To Join...
If you like to help others win comment bombing contests and you like to enter them yourself, maybe joining a bomber family is right for you...Here is the link to the family bomber page I started. Go check it out, read the main page please and if you are interested in joining, send a friend request to the page saying 'I want to join'... FU-Bombers@ fubar

After One Year Passed
Well, I moved to Salt Lake City, Utah one year ago. I'm still deciding if I like it here or not. I have alot to be Thankful for. I have a great boy friend Mike, 4 great kids, and a good job. Mike has a lot of family support here. His family has been good to us. They helped me get on my feet and us out on our own. My kids are kids all four are the cutes kids you'll ever see, and they are purfect little angles (yah right) As for the job it's work. It pays the bills and puts the food on the table. well I dislike the snow but alternative places that I want to live get snow as well so not much luck getting away from it.

Yesterday
Yesterday being the one year aniversary of my accident, I spent the day along with mourning the loss of a friend, reflected on what this accident has taught me over the past year. I miss dancing It only takes one second of bravado to damage you a life time I miss running I look damn good with a cane I cant remember when I didnt feel physical pain, all the time I miss so many things I could do with my right hand I wish I would have broken my damn fool neck instead I want to punch something so bad I want to scream I want to run like the wind and leave myself far behind

Good Morning
Talked to a jerk today? nope Do you like anyone? do you mean "like?" or "LIKE like?" Can you do a cartwheel? yep Do you skate goofy or regular? well, geez, it's been quite a while but I've always skated pretty darn regular lol Do you regret something you did yesterday? if I don't get a response soon I'm gonna regret it lol Have you ever been tubing? yep Do you own a guitar? I DO now, which is infinitely cool...*waves thank you to Daddy* Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? lol yeah... Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? I don't think so Do you have anything in your pockets right now? don't even have pants right now....Shush Michelle lol How many windows are open on your computer? 3 tabs on Mozilla and my email What are the colors of your walls? cream Are you wearing socks? nope How many hours did you sleep last night? about 8, I think, which is a freaking miracle Did you ever get the chicken pox? yep.. Have you been o

Letters From Iraq?
Originally posted in sticky bulletin form, but that will go away soon, so here it is again in bloggy goodness! LMAO (Already have over 50 emails on the list, and haven't even added my family yet, so thank you all very much and keep them coming) (Oh also, because of the volume of the list so far, and growing, it's best if you search for my first email from Iraq in your junk mail folder, lol) As many of you know, I'm off to Iraq again here in less than 4 weeks. Now comes the usual time where I start collecting email addresses. I'll be able to stay in contact over there, no problem, but mostly this is for the mailing list. If you don't know what this is: I put out an almost daily newsletter, detailing the events and thoughts of each day while deployed. They are apparently very entertaining, and some even say I should bundle them together and make a book. Sequel to Jarhead or something, lol!! Well I don't foresee any major combat situations, as I'll mostly be working at the

Hello
these last few days have been really hard on me i lost my grandpa in april one of my best friends said he was glad that my grandma died and said it was the best thing that could happen and also said that been raped which i was that i wanted it to happen some people have no heart and are so mean they are willing to hurt others .as well you just dont say that about someones family for that matter or wish death on anyone because you never no it could happen to you i just wish people would be a lot nicer and understanding when it comes to that.

Upps
Why would Mick Jagger be the dangerous person to mess with? Was he a bad man that killed his best friend? Absolutely not. Jagger was the back up. Brian chose all 5 band members. If Brian was to be killed he needed someone to continue his work. He chose Jagger partly for that reason. Since Brian was killed as early as 1965 the next years with Jagger looks very strange seen from a Brian-fan view. But if you can look at Brian as a ghost trying to lead his band along the way from 1966 to 1969 Mick Jaggers actions was not that bad. He was only in direct opposition to Brian when the time came for Brians departure. The persons that killed Brian started very early to mess with Jagger and continued doing so. That was the dangerous part since they thought he was their friend.

Advice
hey guys, if you are going to pretend to like someone and want to be with them, at least cover your tracks and dont let one woman find another womans comments on your page give you away be a man and be honest for once sorry just venting, anyway it is really hot outside and i did shopping and laundry so now lets chat

Rating/viewing Mumms
yesterday i posted a mumm so others could laugh with me!! Beyonce fell 2 weeks ago on stage at a concert and it was all over u tube it was pretty damn funny anyway people were commenting and voting and it was cool! i had a few good laughs from the comments i got the best one was from sailor who said he'd still nut on her chin!!!lol anyhow my point of this blog is some fuckin idiot marked the mumm nsfw and it got deleted i cannot do another mumm and they threatened to delete my profile if it happens again so this goes to the asshole who marked my mumm nsfw. " you fucking suck!!!" there is no way a person falling is nsfw and besides people fall every day and someone laughs about it! shit the last time i fell my peps laughed at me anf i wasnt laughing then but looking back on it it was funny. so folks quit trippin if u dont like some thing then leave it alone! dont read it take me off ur friends list or whatever u need to do to block me from u but don't jeopardize my profile and fun jus

To My Friendsd On Fubar
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut

For Cindy And Family Rip Ray
center>Hold fast to your memories,to all of the cherished moments of the past,to the blessings and the laughter,the joys and the celebrations,the sorrow and the tears.They all add up to a treasureof fond yesterdaysthat you shared and spent together,and they keep the one you lovedclose to you in spirit and thought.The special momentsand memories in your lifewill never change.They will always be in your heart,today and forevermore.~ Linda E. Knight ~ Courtesy of MsTags.com glitter-graphics.com PLEASE REMEMBER RAYS FAMILY CINDY,ROBBIE,JIMMY,AND LEANNA AND HER FAMILY ~~HOT SEXY BBW~~MISTRESS TO CASPEROLEWIS~~@ fubar 348354@ fubar Kinky-XXX@ fubar

Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm agonna git him!'" 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the c

Family Please Watch And Listen
ALL FAMILY MEMEBERS PLEASE LISTEN AND WATCH FOR ALL OF MY BLOGS IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS FOR THERE IS ALOT COMMING DOWN. WE ALL WILL HAVE A BALL WITH THIS AND IT WILL BE YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE. SO LIKE I SAID JUST STAY IN-TUNE WITH ME AND YOU NEVER KNOW THINGS CAN HAPPEN. JUST BELEIVE IN YOUR SELF IN ALL YOU DO.

We're A Dying Bread
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To ever

Love
love is like a rose very beautifull i suppose so full of promise as it flows it comes and goes like how a river flows it brings both promise and woes like a rose it is beautiful its beauty is masked with thorns love is great but containes woes the thorns are the woes because love is like a rose

Dealing With Arseholes
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visit

De Antes
Aahh... regalame un segundo por favor, preciosa... Yo a ti te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes Tal vez de un tiempo en que mi memoria no alcanza, tal vez de un tiempo en que no habitaba esta masa tal vez en un tiempo en que el lenguaje no hablaba tal vez ni tiempo fue Te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco de antes Como cuando y donde fue quiero saber preciso entenderlo sera acaso la dama en mi sueños o una revelacion que no entiendo noo! dime si lo sabes no espero nada a cambio preciosa no, no solo intento entender porque al verte me fallan los pies la lengua me pesa al hablar tiemblo y sudo sin parar creo que tus elementos al mezclarse en mi pueden estallar te conosco de antes he visto esos ojos andantes te conosco de antes y no es de cruzaros en la calle te conosco de antes y esto me provoca pensarte te conosco no nesecito mirarte pa' sentir los destellos que nacen de tu ser

Need Washing.....run Through The Rain!!!!
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in. "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom repl

Fubar
I swear I think it's about time that a friend introduced me to this site! Now c'mon Myspace was like getting old and I think that the only thing that I loved about it was that I got to make my page keep in touch with family and blah blah blah blah! But I was looking at the skins and I found out that this site was here a long time already! I'm disappointed lol! Just finding out late! Wow! lol!

Thinking...
Thinking that I might leave this site...don't really see the point in being on here. Not a lot of people are actually here to make new friends, they seem to be here more for points. Please feel free to leave comments and what ya think. Thanks

Si Tu No Vuelves (if You Don't Come Back)
If you don't come back all the seas will get dry and I'll wait without you Walled in at the end of a memory. If you don't come back my volition will get small... I'll stay here next to my dog, spying horizons. If you don't come back Only deserts will remain and I'll listen just in case this earth has still some beats It [the earth] was so calm when you loved me there was a fresh perfume I inhaled It [the earth] was so beautiful, it was so big it had no end... And every night a star will come to make me company to tell you how I am so you'll know how things are going Tell me, my love, my love, my love I'm here, don't you see? If you don't come back, there will be no life I don't know what I will do. If you don't come back there will be no hope, nothing I'll walk without you with my sadness, drinking rain. **** SPANISH VERSION **** Si tú no vuelves se secarán todos los mares y esperaré sin ti tapiado al fondo de algún recuerdo Si tú no vu

08/07/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Upon a ravaged breast I reach, I paint her flesh with a furious purpose. She bends to me, as my hand becomes the brush against her skin. I show her colors of a new world and she is pleased. A palette of rapture and delight fills her eyes to see a picture unfinished. Misery knows not this canvas, now, purity of desire forms her world. She steadies my hand as it flows unto her and beckons me finish, leave not this painting incomplete. And with a madness, passion becomes my work against her. A vision to behold and recall, forever." © 2001-2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productrions

Abrazame (hug Me)
TIENES QUE SABER QUE ES LO ULTIMO QUE PIDO QUE ESTOY DESESPERADO Y SEGUN MIS LATIDOS NO ME QUEDA MUCHO TIEMPO A MI FAVOR Y ANTES DE PERDER DE VISTA MI CAMINO QUIERO MIRARTE UN POCO Y SOñR QUE EL DESTINO ES JUNTO A TI MI AMOR QUEDATE UN SEGUNDO AQUI HACERME COMPAùA Y QUEDATE TANTITO MAS QUIERO SENTIRTE MIA Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME HOY ME HE DADO CUENTA QUE NO HABIA SENTIDO TANTO MIEDO ANTES QUE YO NO DECIDO QUE DIOS VA A SER MEJOR Y ANTES DE PERDER DE VISTA MI CAMINO QUIERO MIRARTE UN POCO Y SOñR QUE EL DESTINO ES JUNTO A TI MI AMOR. QUEDATE UN SEGUNDO AQUI HACERME COMPAùA Y QUEDATE TANTITO MAS QUIERO SENTIRTE MIA Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME DAME UNA RAZON PARA QUEDARME YO NO QUIERO TU COMPASION QUIERO QUE ESTES CONMIGO HASTA QUE ME HAYA IDO. Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME Y ABRAZAME.... TIENES QUE SABER QUE ES LO ULTIMO QUE PIDO QUE ESTOY DESESPERADO Y SEGUN MIS LATIDOS NO ME QUEDA MUCHO TI

The Prison You Create May Be Your Own
The builder, Edward Palmer, of the first public stocks would be the first one to put it the test. The village honchos, that commissioned the building of the stockade, felt that the fee he charged was too exorbitant and stuck his ass in his own creation. On December 31, 2005, there were 2,193,798 people in U.S. prisons and jails. The United States incarcerates a greater share of its population, 737 per 100,000 residents, than any other country on the planet. There is parable in there somewhere.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems. ______________________________________________________ OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ____________________________________________________ GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no mid

Parte De Mi Corazon (part Of My Heart)
Yo naci marcado con tu amor Ya sentia tu respiracion Yo creci soñando con tu piel Aprendi a amarte sin querer Lo presenti tu tenias que ser Supe que te iba a conocer Y una noche al fin la luna se encendio Te vi, fue magico Te llevo en mi por siempre fui hecho para ti yo te imaginaba asi estabas dentro mio desde antes del amor ya eras parte de mi corazon Pensando en ti mil noches pase El alma abri y te encontre eras tu la unica la misma Desperte mi sueño es realidad descubri la felicidad el destino no podia fallar Hoy estas aqui y se que no te iras seras mi musica Te llevo en mi por siempre fui hecho para ti yo te imaginaba asi estabas dentro mio desde antes del amor ya eras parte de mi corazon Cada caricia amor estaba escrita con mi pasion tenia cita en tu mirada yo lo veia te conoci y ya eres mia... Te llevo en mi por siempre fui hecho para ti yo te imaginaba asi estabas dentro mio desde an

1st Pimp Out
OK...heres my first PIMP OUT....I am trying to help my baby level up to henchman status. If any of you havent already checked out her page please take a few minutes and drop some love. Shes an awesome person and a great friend to have. THANK YOU ALL

Block This Person
Canadian Stoner@ fubar He/She/It is completely rude and you will do yourself a favor to block them and keep them from coming to your page. We dealt with them before and they stole some pics from hubby and made some inappropriate morphs of his pic with pics that weren't him. They got deleted. Now they are back and started rated my pics 3's and I was able to block him. If you notice, they just recreated their account in May. People like this just completely ruin the fun of being on here.

A Turn For The Worst
hmm where to begin? my mother's health isn't so well not as of late, as for mine its starting to take a dive into unhealthy. its amazing what stress and years of pent up emotion can do to you. i've lost some important people in my life recently, not as in they passed on, but emotionally there is no more bond...its the hardest thing i've ever dealt with. i believe its a longer stage of grief, because you know they are still there and you want that connection back. i've had a plethora of epiphanies in a matter of seconds, yet that clarity is still not present; its like trying to target one thing out of a million when everything is the same. i guess i'll get back to this some other time, for now i have to go....

Is Love Complicated?
Love is complicated... Why are so many people afraid to just let go? To live? To love? Love is not as complicated as we would like to make it. Is it that hard to trust anyone in this cynical world? It frustrates me that decent people have to suffer due the stupidity of a select few. No one's perfect..including myself. However, I know of my mistakes. I allow them to eat away at me daily like a cancer. I judge myself for these mistakes far worse than anyone else ever could dream. I examine every move I have made in my life ritually. It teaches me where I have come from. It helps me see more clearly where I want to be. I've gone through a very bad bit of depression over the last 4 months. Almost daily thoughts of suicide ran through my head. I still have depression. Now, however, I realize that the person causing me this pain wasn't her. It was myself. I was trying desperately to grasp at things that were not there. Trying to control what was out of my hands. I also realized that the

Guts And Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.???????????

Another Sizzler
Well this is the second day of my blog and I still dont have a clue as to what to put in it. So I will talk about the weather, its' suppost to hit a 100 and 101 thru friday. F@%K its gonna be hot. Well thats it for now. Have a cool day.

Girls Night Out.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." >I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours >passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > >Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the >door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. >Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another >nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a >quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > >(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 >cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I >got in, and I him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. >Whew! Got Away with that one! > >Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed >three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times,

Point Gathering Egomainiacs
I have recently realized that there are quite a few people here at fubar that seem to have one agenda. That is to just get as many points as possible as fast as possible no mater what it takes (such as posting as many erotic or nude pictures of themselves as they can.) They remind me of the women who you see in a real bar who wear the sexiest clothes in their arsenal, or as little clothes as the law allows, just to get attention. Now in a real bar the guys sit back and drool as their wifes or girlfriends elbow them in the ribs, or some guys who actually think they have a snowballs chance in hell of getting laid get shot down, crash and burn, when the they try to hit on the slut. But here at fubar you simply get totally ignored once you have rated the point gathering egomaniacs with 10's, or 11 if you are a VIP. And God forbid you rate them less than a 10 because then you are labeled a “hater”. Well listen up you whore mongers of points. Just because we don't give you a 10 doesn't mean

But What If You Have Only One Arm?.....armless I Suppose:-)
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. Audrey Hepburn

Hi All
Okay I got a little explaining to do, the thing is I was a member of fubar recently - I got stuck rating pics all day when I should've been making t-shirts! That was the whole point of me joining to try and drum up some support for www.retrogod.com Anyway I wanna apologize to all those who added me before and got lost in the turmoil. I've rejoined cos I've worked out a way to control my fubar addiction, I have to concentrate less on the beautiful ladies pics and more on blogs and mumms lmao. So once again, if you used to be a friend on my old account, it wasn't you, it was me, lol. No honestly, I wasn't trying to hack anyone off I just genuinely spent too long on here. From now on I got to ration fubar, so pile in those requests and comments while I'm here and I'll get back to ya faster xxx

Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Not many people can fully grasp the meaning behind that phrase. As simplistic as it is. If you have interest in someone or even claim to be in love with someone, it should show. I do not merely mean from time to time. No, it should be obvious in everything you do. Many people like to throw the "L-word" out, but there actions do not back up their claims. They may not even use the word love, but express great feelings of emotion and attraction instead. Despite what it may be, it is still emotions. Emotions are fine when they are your own. However, when your emotions become intertwined with another's, it takes on a different meaning and transcends to a different level. There is more than just one party involved at this point. So many times here, I get messaged or approached with compliments or someone taking an interest. I do appreciate that very much so. However, when that is the only message or contact you have with me, I have to then chalk it up to a brief encounter. Why is that? W

Evil Wife
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?" she asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry around your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Update To Sick And Tired
Im feeling so much more upbeat this morning! I just got off the phone with Curves and it turns out my timing could not have been better- enrollment is half off and rest of summer for free which translates to $74 to sign up and no payment for 2 months!thereafter 12 months at $34 which is VERY doable! Once I get back into a routine of regular exercise I will tackle my food habits! ONE hurdle at a time! LOL I have actually started drinking lots more water since the last blog and have already noticed some improvement of feeling better and eating a lot less! I want to thank everyone who has offered such kind words of support and for all the gifts! I am truly blessed with wonderful friends on here and I am grateful for each and every one! Im off to bed as I have to be at work at 7 PM AGAIN tonight!BLAH! also if you havent already can you please take a second to rate my blog pretty please?Im only like 40 rates from making the top 100! Hvae a marvelous day! *smooches* ~Temptress~

Love And Relationships
In any relationship, whether it is a romantic one or just a friendship I try to put as much effort as I can to talk to everyone and show interest. I really hate it when I feel like I am the only one making an effort to be a friend or even a partner. It makes no sense to me. It's so easy and takes so little time to just let someone know that you care and are there for them. All of you who know me well and many of you have known me for years, know that I try my hardest to show and treat everyone as I would want to be treated. I do not discriminate as to who I talk to and who I do not. Many of you know that , even if I am busy, I will still take the time to respond to you whether it is here or on messenger. Maybe I am a bit old-fashioned as I believe in being courteous to others. I believe in only speaking truthfully in matters of the heart and emotions. I never tell someone I like them or care for them if I do not mean it. My life has enough regrets without adding to them by deceiving

True Love
Ok... bare with me today as I feel like laying my thoughts out. What is unconditional love? So many of us think we know what it is. So many of us claim to be seeking it. Do we really understand it? I think I have a good grasp on it. I may not be the world's leading expert. Heh..I suppose if I were I wouldn't be single right? In my opinion, unconditional love or.. . "true love" is not defined by any material possessions. True love doe snot have stipulations or requirements. There's no application to be filled out. True love is an uncontrollable longing all day to see or talk to the person you care for. It's feeling sad in the event that you do not get that opportunity. It's when you find yourself staring at the person you care for with out any given cause. True love does not require change or sacrifice. It is all encompassing. It's patient. It's accepting of every flaw, every insecurity, and yes...every issue. For true love does not discriminate against issues. So often I tal

Giving Your All
For those who still want to accomplish more than 100%. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint - it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty

A Blog...
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.

Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that

August 6th
So...I went to work at 7am to try to clear my mind before work. Got off...and headed home. I had a friend take me to the dentist at 1pm. I don't know when the procedure started....but I remember the long ass needle that hurt like hell goin' into my jaw on the left side. They start workin' the tooth out...and it's not a short process when pain shoots through my mouth. Yeah...not enough medicine...this happened 3 times on the left side. After they finish that side they told me to try to relax and I tried to clear my mind and even lied to myself saying it was all over. Then my arm starts shaking...slowly at first but it starts moving throughout my body. The only other time I've shook like that was after my first car accident in which my 98 tiburon was spun out on the highway tearing up about fifty to a hundred feet of guardrail and leaving the bumper yards away. Got a concussion from that nice lil excursion. So yeah...the shaking won't stop. The doctor asked me how many meals I'

Melaleuca Commission
I love this company....Just by spreading the word, enrolling 3 people lately, allowed my commission check to go up by $23.00.....WOW!!! The more I talk about this great product, the more people are more and more curious to give it a try. If you are interested or know of someone who suffers from Allergies or Asthma then contact me....If I can get enough people together, ill be having a party. Feel free to contact me.........

Barbie Girl
Barbie may not be the best role model for young girls - I read somewhere that if she was real, she'd be over six foot, 44DD boobs and a 24 inch waist - but she's a helluva lot better than Bratz. The store where I work stocks equal amounts of Bratz and Barbie toys but Bratz is a lot more popular. I don't have any kids but if I did, I'd rather she had Barbie than a Brat. Barbie can do anything - be a teacher, vet, doctor, pilot - as well as be a model, mermaid or singer. Bratz on the other hand, live to shop and be popular. There are no career dolls and they seem to chase after boys and clothes rather than actually do anything. Bratz are the toy industry's answer to Paris Hilton et al. Even the Bratz Babyz (sic) wear make up, uber skimpy clothing and writhe around at the touch of a button. Barbie may be a twinkie but at least she's harmless...

More About Me
You all know my name by now. I am 34 yrs old. I raised my 11 yr old son from the age of 2 to very recently. Due to a bad break-up I went through which altered my living arrangements he stays with his mother. She and I are very good friends. If you read my blog entitled " My life" you know much of this already. I am looking for "The One". Am I looking on here? Not entirely but I am not closed off to the fact that it is possible. I am a hopeless romantic, very passionate, very giving, and kind to all unless provoked. I do believe in true love and seem to have a good bit of knowledge on it. Not because I have truly had it but because of what I have not had. So many claim to have had true love before. Here's a clue..if it was true love...you would STILL have it. I love fantasy. I am a fan of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. I collect Star Wars and Dragons and even certain Super-heo merchandise. No, I am not a nerd. My close friends claim that I am just a big kid and due to years of

To All My Fubar Friends...
I M JUST SITTING AT HOME AND I WANTED TO LET ALL MY FUBAR FRINEDS KNOW ...UMM WELL DAMN IT WAS IMPORTANT I THOUGHT SOMETHING I HAD TO SAY...HMMMM OH WELL I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY AND SEND ME SOME LOVE...SIGN MY GUEST BOOK LEAVE ME A PROFILE COMMENT OR TWO AND SHOW MY PHOTOS SOME LOVE TOO..I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR! OXOX'S TAMPA LESBIAN 2007...NIKKI!

My Life
I promised to tell you about my life. Well, here goes. When I was 5 months old and my older half-brother was two, my dad beat him badly. HE became furious when my brother pooped in the tub and began playing with it. The Louisiana department of wel-fare was called. My brother was black and blue and had cigsrette burns on his back. We were then given to my grand-parents to raise. My grandmother and my Aunt have told me that when they got me I looked like one of those Ethiopian children. They said my stomach was swollen from malnurishment. My Aunt said that I drank 6 four once bottles and then slept for a whole day. It was not until I was four or five that my parents were able to see me again every other weekend. I was always scared of them. Especially my dad. To me, my grandparents were my parents.I hated going there. Things were great. Until I was 8. My grandparents had gotten into an argument about us. Someone called the wel-fare again. I remember being called to the office at school a

Most Affordable U.s. Real Estate Markets
If you're not sweating your monthly mortgage payment and don't obsessively check refinancing rates, chances are you live in one of America's most affordable areas. Homeowners in Indianapolis know what that's like. Its residents don't have to scrimp and save to afford a home at the median price. There, the bulk of the housing stock is well within reach of the average household. Savings depleted? According to our calculations, it would take just two years of gross salary to become a homeowner there. Cleveland, St Louis and Detroit are also reasonably priced. But affordability isn't limited to the Midwest. Pittsburgh, Atlanta and Greensboro, N.C., made our list as well. Affordability is more complex than sinking a third of your take-home pay into real estate. Instead, we calculated our rankings by using two measurements and applying them to the nation's forty biggest metros. Behind The Numbers The first is a look at the ratio of median home price to median household salary, w

Fabulous Freebies
There may not be such a thing as a free lunch, but there are some freebies that are just as good -- if not better. So go ahead. Embrace your inner tightwad. Here is a list of 15. For more, go to Kiplinger's. FREE (AND LEGAL) MUSIC You can find a smattering of free and legal music tracks online at Amazon.com, CNet's Download.com and Walmart.com. But listening to Internet radio is the best way to get your free groove on. At Slacker.com, for example, you can listen to 75 genre stations and 10,000 artist-specific stations for free. Or be your own DJ and build a customized station. (It's in beta-testing mode, and the free service will be ad supported.) FREE SHIPPING Many merchants offer free shipping if you spend a certain amount. (Some of our favorites: Amazon.com for orders over $25, eBags.com on orders over $50 and Sephora.com on orders over $75.) But a few sites offer this freebie no matter how much you spend. These include 1800Contacts.com (contact lenses), Alyssagiftbas

First Day Of School!!
I got up the instant the alarm went off and began to get Jayden ready for school. The initial shock still had not set in. We brushed teeth, got dressed and had a quick breakfast. I took a couple snapshots as he stood ever so ready to get on the bus and venture on his way. I kept telling myself in my head that I would not cry just because he was going to school. It is inevitable and just part of life. Well, regardless of what I told myself, I broke down in tears the second that his little feet hit the step to get on that bus. I'm still a little weepy as I sit here typing this now. He didn't even bat an eyelash as he took that first step! He was so excited that I'm pretty sure he would have smiled even if the world had came crashing down around him. I'm so proud of him and laughing at myself for being so torn up about it. The song that was playing in my head was "Tough Little Boys" by Gary Allan. His daddy would have been so proud of him, to see him stand there ready to start

In The Interest Of Doing Things Constructively... (video Link Attached)
Rather than drink myself into oblivion last night, I stayed up and tried to think of something to do. It finally dawned on me - as dawn was approaching - that I could be doing this thinking outside, on the balcony. So, here I sit, with my laptop, and my cam, on my balcony... waiting. Here's the link. Courtesy of Stickam.com. Don't worry, it'll open in a new window. If you're really feeling froggy, add it to your favorites so you can just pull me up whenever. http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=2961807

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, New Racist Ringtones,traveling Virus Coming To Virginia, Fall Interns Needed, New Videos Online, More Rss Feeds
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) The skies are clear, and it's a beautiful Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself a warm beverage, crank up some Jim Gillette, throw on your ratty IRON MAIDEN t-shirt, squeeze your nuts, give us a call (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Metal God impression. It's also Hummer Tuesday, Diabolical Laugh Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) Wowee Kazowee... The lovely Romy from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in an AMAZING new video of her shaking her hard rock ass in her F*CK ME Shirt to music we got

Quotes Of The Day
The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. - Robert Jackson So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter Drucker Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 . Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is"To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go T o A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Aro

Funny Bar Shit #1
Well, those of you that know me, you KNOW I have some hella funny stories! If you are easily offended, please don't read this, but everyone else, ENJOY!!!!!!!!! (There will be more to come!!!!) Okay, let me start off by saying that working in this industry with the people that I work with is always another story in itself.............. (I'm not going to use any names because I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone..... LOL) I have to start off with the most recent becaue it sticks out in my mind the most........... Take into consideration that customers are ALWAYS lingering around us............. One of my girls (because I am considered the mom of our whole group and I'm the one that everyone comes to when they need adivice or have a problem.........why????) had her phone on the table where she was sitting and got up to check on one of her tables. Well, her phone starts ringing....... and one of the lingerers sees it and picks it up, immediately hands it over to her and tel

Aug 8, 2007
I'm back, posting my horrorscopes ;) This one has me a bit worried: If you're on the job today, force yourself to take a little extra care with each transaction or task. You aren't prone to sloppiness, but if you miss the wrong detail, you'll have to backtrack quite a ways. Now, if you didn't already know, I work for a heating and air conditioning contractor. I go out quite a long distance from my home and work on rooftops mostly. So yeah, I'll be paying extra attention today.

T
one more thought before i pass out.......it seems like fubar to me is a like an upside down capital T at this point....those who know whats going on are below the T and then there are two sides for the rest of the people and if you know whats going on and what side you are on you can be friends with those who are still in the middle because they are guilty by assosiation......i donno if i am wrong here or if i am only seeing it this way for one reason but i see it like this

Damn Foot And Mouth Disease
LONDON, England (CNN) -- Tests have confirmed a second foot-and-mouth outbreak in southern England, the government has confirmed, raising fears that the highly contagious animal virus is spreading. Chief Veterinary Officer, Debby Reynolds said tests showed that a herd of cattle had been infected. The animals were culled Monday evening after showing signs of the disease. Britain's Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said Monday a herd of more than 50 cattle on a second farm within the protection zone in Surrey had shown signs of the highly contagious disease. Confirmation of the second case comes a day after the European Union said it would restrict all live animals, fresh meat and milk products from mainland Great Britain. Laboratory results Friday confirmed the first outbreak of the disease was found in cattle at a farm in Surrey County, England. Culling of the 38 infected cattle in Surrey was completed Saturday, DEFRA said in a posting on its Web s

Oh Heavenly Father A Prayer For The Grieved Andthose In Pain And Suffering And The Homless >
Dear Father we ask in Thy Name if you will comforth those who griev for Ray that passed on few minutes ago . We ask in Thy Name if youll send love to those suffering over this loss and strenght and hope ; Show love oh Lord to those needing you now.. . also Lord there is a 14 yr old girl with cancer Sonya ; please oh Lord if it be Thy will give her all your Grace and love and show mercy and help her to heal and not have to cope with this cancer . maker whole and free from it oh Lord . She is one of Thy children needing you now ; To do Thy will and she needs a Great blessing ; bestowed on her in Thy Name we ask oh Lord; .Lord there ia another friend in here to he needs you ,he is down and out and has two dogs doesn,t know where to turn too for help he was driving a truck just so he,d have a place to sleep cause he is now homeless, so on . He need you oh Lord to lead him to answere for he is thinking of joing the Military now. He needs a way to cope and he needs you oh Lord . Pease show

Yes You Can Still Find Things For Free!
You can find a smattering of free and legal music tracks online at Amazon.com, CNet's Download.com and Walmart.com. But listening to Internet radio is the best way to get your free groove on. At Slacker.com, for example, you can listen to 75 genre stations and 10,000 artist-specific stations for free. Or be your own DJ and build a customized station. (It's in beta-testing mode, and the free service will be ad supported.) FREE SHIPPING Many merchants offer free shipping if you spend a certain amount. (Some of our favorites: Amazon.com for orders over $25, eBags.com on orders over $50 and Sephora.com on orders over $75.) But a few sites offer this freebie no matter how much you spend. These include 1800Contacts.com (contact lenses), Alyssagiftbaskets.com (special-occasion gifts), Bellacor.com (lighting and home furnishings), Bluenile.com (jewelry), Shopbop.com (clothes) and Zappos.com(shoes). FREE PC PROTECTION Guard against spyware, viruses and other invaders with

Another Installment Of The Things Crazy People Do...
Good Morning…It has been said a time or two that ignorance is no excuse… Well here is proof that someone will do something everyday to make me shake my head in disbelief. Today’s story comes from the files of National Geographic Society. It takes place in Tanzania, I could not pick this place out on a map if my left…leg depended on it but I know if you are viewing these pictures that are attached you can tell these are some big ass crocodile’s. Don’t try this at home…Enjoy… When Dr Brady Barr decided to dress up as a crocodile, the disguise needed to be good. Otherwise he was in grave danger of being eaten by the real thing. The zoologist adopted his bizarre outfit in the hope of getting closer to a colony of Nile crocodiles, which can grow up to 20ft. His disguise was a prosthetic head attached to the front of a protective metal cage covered with canvas and a generous plastering of hippo dung to mask his human scent. Dr Brady Barr in disguise: Within touching distance of the

Haha Funny
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Dj Bulletin
DJ BLACKSATIN ROCKING THE AIR AT THE ACE CAFE COME HEAR HER OR MISS OUT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!! COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT DJ's AND THE LAUGHS THAT MAKE US THE BEST LOUNGE TO JOIN THE BEST IN ROCK, HEAVY METAL, SOFT ROCK AND GOTHIC ROCK. YOU ASKED FOR THE BEST??? I HAVE THE BEST!!!!!! DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! ALSO WE HAVE THE TERROR BROTHERS ROCKING OUT IN THE LOUNGE!!!

My New Outlook On Fubar
I have recently came to the conclusion we all have the right to speak our minds and be heard but while doing so we have to respect others at the same time........this might not be a completely new concept but it is one that i guess is just hitting harder now than it has before......i have had a few friends hurt tonight and it is because of drama about someone on the net(some of you know who i speak of others don't)........the point is that he is constantly having to watch his ass now because of what he says on here and blocks people at site because of something they have in their name......i really wanted to speak my mind on this guys blogs but i was told no and i respect that...it is his place to be king of his world and not let those enter and speak unless he wants........but either way i just want to say i don't hate anyone on this site(ok maybe a few people) but that is because they have personally attacked me.......and can we all just remember this......this might be life but this

Does Anyone??
Does anyone know what the heck is with this people that has pages that says N/A but you can see there stashes and pics but when you go to the number and click it says "INVALID USER SPECIFIED" there is no name or anything just the number

I Am...
Gonna be going threw all my friends and fans. I have alot more friends then I do fans. So to make sure I havent missed anyone I am going to go threw all of them and make sure I have fanned and rated your page. If I missed you and you know it pls feel free to let me know and I will correct the problem. I know it upsets ppl if they fan/rate you and you dont return the favor so I'll be making sure I correct this on me end. Anyway much love to all. MUAHHHHHHHH

Thankyou!!!
Well first of all before i actually start doing my blog,i would just like to thank you all for being such friendly people and making me feel welcome on here,as you all know i only joined tonight and im so glad i did thankyou guys..muahzz

Rambling
I am a very spiritual person, a person of faith. I believe in the Divine. Some people call that Divine; God, Goddess, Allah, Buddha, The Great Spirit. I don’t think that part really matters. What does matter is the belief in something greater than myself. This belief makes me strive to be the best person I can be, to make my world a better place. The way I do this is, I treat myself, and all that I meet like the Divine beings we are. I f one believes that we are created in the image of the Divine, and that Divine lives in our hearts, in our minds, thus in our bodies, we ourselves are Divine. I feel if we treated ourselves and others with the RESPECT we give our Gods and Goddess’s this world would be a much better place. Now I am not preaching, not telling everyone they have to do this. This just is my way. I want everyone to see the Divine in themselves, in their actions, in their lives. If we do this, and treat ourselves as such, we are one step above the muck. I want every W

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Maddie Mccann Blood Found, More Than Likely Dead :o(
DNA test after Madeleine 'sighting' Belgian police are carrying out DNA tests on a drinks bottle used by a girl resembling missing Madeleine McCann, as the 100-day marker of the youngster's disappearance approaches. A possible sighting of the missing four-year-old in the Flemish town of Tongeren, near the Dutch border, is being investigated by the Belgian authorities. A customer at a restaurant in the town told police she was "100% sure" she had seen the youngster. In Portugal, police have refused to comment on reports that traces of blood, believed to be Madeleine's, have been found on a wall in the holiday apartment in Praia da Luz where she went missing. The blood was discovered early last week by British sniffer dogs specially trained to find remains of bodies, the Portuguese paper Jornal de Noticias reported. Detectives now believe it is most likely Madeleine is dead, having been killed accidentally, the newspaper claimed. There has been no official confirmation of

41facts,21 Secrets
Today- ----------- 1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? 2. Learn anything new? yeah never use polish on lam flooring very slippy lol 3. Talk to an ex? yes -Last Person Who- ------------------------ 5. Laid in your bed? becki 6. Made you cry? becki 7. You went to the movies with becki 8. Went to the mall with you?becki loz 9. Gave you a hug?beck loz 10. Who made you laugh?every1 11. Said they loved you?every1 lol becki 12. Gave you a kiss ? andy General stuff-- ------------------- 16. Favorite location? any were hot 17. Do you like the city or country? both 18. Who are you most scared of? myself 19. When do you want to get married? dunno 20. Do you want children? dunno 21. Does anyone like you?dunno 22. Do you like being around people? only people i like lol yes 23.Have you cried recently?probly 24. Are you lonely right now? nope got puppy dog on my knee 25. Have you been on TV/radio nope 27. Pe

Please Help Me Once Again!!
I need less than 7k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!

Help Me Level?!?!?!
I need less than 7k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!

I Am Having Trouble...
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!

I Am Having Trouble....
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!

Roses
They say a flower is nothing special This is something I don't believe A single flower can brighten a day Make a person troubles fade away They say a rose is the most exquisite flower of all So if any old flower can make a day bright Then a rose should be able to turn a night of darkness into a day of light Make the worlds troubles fade away Never more to darken our day All babies of the world are born with a flower inside They never have troubles or reasons to hide But then they grow, like all babies do That flower disappears, now we have troubles Now we have fears I may be 29 but that flower inside still grows For being with you brought that flower back to life You took away my troubles, you took away the fears But the flower inside isn't just any old flower anymore That brightens a day Now it is a rose That turned my life from never-ending night into a forever lasting day So as long as your here As long as you are near The night shall not

I Am Having Trouble.......
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!

The Gift
I stand next to the stream at dawn, draw cool breaths and watch the sunrise. I hear the voice of gentle waters; remember whispers from your eyes. At that moment a buck appears, with vapored breath and heaving chest. The gray falcon shrieks high above, I realize how much I'm blessed. I cup cold water in my hands, thankful to God, I kneel and pray. My heart has wings like the eagle, alive, my love shall soar today. Through the trees and up to the peak; with hope and vigor I ascend. At the crest I howl like the wolf, on your dear love I can depend. Bare chested I face strong winds; close my eyes and taste your sweet kiss. Your soft embrace gives my heart wings, in my longings it's you I miss. The sun is high, my skin is warmed; meditate on these sights and sounds. One with you, I am so alive, enchanted by the gift we've found.

I've Been Moving...
Just wanted 2 let every1 know that I have been in the process of moving. THAT's why I have not been online lately. Thank U 2 all of my friends & admirers who've sent e-mail & gifts 4 me - despite my absence... Sending a BIG thank U & love & kisses - out 2 my life-long friends: Ben, Kenny & Dewayne (& my brother) 4 helping me move all of my shit. Lol. & as 4 the rest of U - where the fuck were YOU?

Awoke In Love
My friend once told me Love is like a dream Strewn rose petal pathways And sand soft as cream Blue green meadows Sprinkled with dew Whispering winds That whisper How d'ya do's? Tall oaks with plain shade But enchanted lullaby's Fruit full of flavor Cornstalks and fireflies I said plainly, Tis truly a lie! Till he picked me up gently And we flew to the sky I flew with him til My cheeks were bright as day When the moon came up slowly The stars shooed the sun away And soft as a breeze My heart did flutter When I stepped in the ocean And slipped like as butter For I fell in a reverie Full of pixies and such When Love did talk to me And whispered, I love you this much. I love you like cherries That burst in your mouth, I love you like wisteria That blossom down South, I love you like dolphins Love to jump free, I love you like tall pine So high beyond that you can see, I love you like a mountain Loves to drink from the

The Most Confusing Word
Hidden among all the words In the vast vocabulary of everyday Lies a single, short word Confusing to everyone in every way Some people insist they are experts Knowing everything it entails Others readily deny it and admit to knowing that it fails Poets old and new alike Have forever guided its reputation Telling of the happiness and joy Or its ever present state of devastation People view this single term With their own experience in mind And come to their own conclusion But many are viewing it blind Many people admit to using it loosely Not fully understanding its heavy weight Others admit to never saying it Not willing to suffer an ill fate As a person stuck in between Looking at it from both sides I know the feelings of both And the emotions it provides As a woman of only 18 years I can admit and honestly say That love has eluded me so far All I can do now is pray That I will one day learn What it is like to be Surrounded b

Does Size Matter?
this was a new mumm does size matter and these are the results. which size matters to satisfy you with M&M's. Do M&M mini's or regular size fullfill your crave for M&M's. 74 votes 267 views 21 comments M&M's mini 25.7% (19 votes) Regular M&M's 74.3% (55 votes) it looks like regular size wins out!

Always
The day you were born, the whole world was blessed These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess The time has come for me to express my true feelings You are the center of my thoughts and the essence of my being What you have brought me I never thought I could procure The gift of comfort, with you I am secure For you have lifted me up from a life filled with sorrow And made me realize there is always a better tomorrow It amazes me how someone can make me feel this way I love you more and more with each passing day You brighten my days and lift my spirits I have felt this for so long and now want you to hear it So you may know the place you hold in my heart You are always with me even when we're apart I truly believe what we have is meant to be Just open your heart and soon you shall see What I am willing to do to keep a smile on your face Just know that I'm here and will be always

Worthy Love
My love is so near but he feels so far I fear this love is pointless But, something strong says it's not. Is he really worth fighting for? Is he really worth prayin for? I'm so confused I don't wanna make the wrong decision I love him so much I don't know what to do he wont accept me, he loves me I can tell But, he's too afraid to say It's so hard for the both of us, especially with everything that gets in the way. It's not as easy as I thought it would be what should I do? what should I say? There's nothing else in me that will prove my love for Him!

Metalocalypse Season Two!!
The new season of the best, blacker than the blackest black, brutal and all around greatest show on television ever, season two begins Sunday, September 23rd! And just remember, season one turned you onto it! Buy it, or be a cock and just download the shit. The cover is pretty cool though... Whoo hoo!

And Then There Was You
So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All because there was you.

A Three Words Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you

My Last Day With Friends
Well tonight was my last night with friends, and I came to a really sad state walking home. I got trashed with my good friends, Matt, Rob, Jenn, Jacob, Cory, Rachel, and Kelly, well they were the group of friends that I could call and hang out with and sadly they are probably the best group of friends one could ask for. I mean seriously I could just lay back and chill with them. I guess I do have a home, and some good friends. Shit I'm going to miss hanging out with them when I'm in school, I'm in tears right now typing this. I don't know why but it's weird. I never felt like I fit in anywhere but today people are coming left and right and just being friendly to me today. I never realized I have left a mark on this many people's lives. Things you learn when you drink. Like Kelly, she had the biggest crush on me in high school, and truth be told I had a crush on her too. Matt sees me as an older brother. Cory sees me as a good role model. Rob hell we are twins almost, aside from the

Kids With Health Diorders
Father plans bike trek across nation By Bill Lindau Freelance Writer Kai Davis looks like a healthy child. He’s smiling, playful and full of energy. Only the shaved head and the device on his chest are giveaways. Kai, 4, is a very sick child. When he was two and one-half years old, Kai was diagnosed with neuroblastoma, a form of cancer that affects only infants and toddlers, said his father and mother, Ven and Rashanna Davis of Raeford. Kai is doing much better now, with the necessary treatment, but he is not out of the proverbial woods yet. Ven wants him to get better, and he does not want other children to go through the same thing as his own son, so Ven, an avid bicyclist, and several friends are planning a cross-country bike ride to raise funds for treatment of pediatric cancer, and also raise awareness of such afflictions. He also hopes to have a production company make a documentary film about pediatric cancer. Kai has found himself blessed with a lot of support. WRAL

Thats Another Piece Of Crap I Didnt Think About...
i gotta go BAAAAAACK to work tommorrow where im gonna have to "face the music" or whatever for fucking up. ANNNNNNNNNND i can totally see the head honcho guy wantin to talk to me....SOMEONE is gonna want to have a chat. and i HAtE that shit. with a god damn passion. you dont have to tell me or remind me or whatever the fuck how i messed up. i now this. reliving it aint gonna help. i mean...during little lectures on ANYTHING....i get PISSED. i can just feel the explosion building....god damnit. GOD damnit.

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips

I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

If
If I could have just one more day, To spend my time with you. I'd love to sit and talk awhile, Instead of feeling blue. It's just so hard when we're apart, The days just seem so long. For my longing and your touch, It leaps off the page of a song. If I could turn up the hands of time, I'd be standing in front of you. I'd reach out to feel your touch, I know you'd love that too. If you see me in your dreams, You know that I am there. To show you all my love from me, And show how much I care. So if you're sitting there wondering, Of what it is I do. I'm wrapping my love up in a box, And sending it off to you.

For A Moment Like This
Your love Your touch Your loving kiss A moment like this I don't want to miss. Some people wait a lifetime Some people search forever For a moment like this With you, I've found happiness I've never known You're more than I ever knew existed. More than I ever dreamed of Every breath that I take Every moment I'm awake, I think of you It's all I want to do. This world can be so hard but, With your love I know things can change And no longer will I feel the sadness Nor loneliness and the pain Feeling your embrace, my heart begins to race. With you, I found what I was looking for Behind me, I shut the door Knowing deep inside I have to search no more For you, my love is everlasting forevermore

Meet Your Master
They once all feared the ending; The one thing they knew would come, Something that would destroy Earth in one step, Leaving nothing but a single crumb. It would tear houses from their roots And ocean waters would overflow. The elderly won't end their life in grace And the young won't get to grow. But there was one thing that was unknown; A twist in this apocalyptic tale. This deadly cause that would end the world Came in the form of a devious male. Not a common man, no that is not what I mean; As this male is strong, with unusual height. He bares scars on his face, and sores on his arms And goes nowhere without initiating a fight. Nobody knows where he came from And no one knows why he is here. All that people have been informed of Is that he is somebody they need to fear. Now this day is upon them, They have nowhere that they can run. Some of them, eager to end the torture Shoot themselves with a stone cold gun. Each step he takes around them Caus

The Lonely Girl
The lonely girl…. Standing all alone watching the clouds go rolling by I watch as they unfold to pictures in the sky Sadly every one seems to turn to the same thing A picture of a lonely girl without a song to sing. They almost look familiar - is she someone that I know? What ever happened to this girl That makes her sorrow so? What ever happened to her smile I know she used to wear it every day Cause I saw her walk among the clouds And she didn't seem this way. Maybe she was foolish Got caught up in a dream Only to discover Love isn't what it seems. Maybe she was hopeful And held on a bit too long Still never understanding That sometimes love goes wrong. Maybe she was faithful thought she had something to believe then had her heart broken when she had to watch him leave. Maybe now she's lost Because she knows he's not around Is that a raindrop on my face Or her tears pouring down? How come n

Rip: Charles Thomas Heinlein.
Charles Thomas Heinlein Jr. is my ex fiance. He was serving in Iraq when he was killed on July 31st 2007. I found out on August 5th after I came home from my sister having her son. Yes, he was my ex, but I still love him dearly. We didn't always get along, but that doesn't diminish my love for him, or how much I will miss him. He was serving in the ARMY and was in Iraq when his vehicle tripped an IAD bomb killing him along with 2 Soldiers. He has been such a large part of my life for the last few years, even though we barely spoke and were not together anymore. I will miss him more than words can express. The only thing that has stopped me from crying is holding my nephew. I don't know what else to say, other than please have his friends and family in your prayers and thoughts.

Angel Of Death
Waiting in the shadow, a place unknown. Lord of the underworld, but all alone. Another new window, jolts my sense. Events are in motion, the worlds grow tense. All through their land, a whisper in the air, trees begin to shudder from the energy flare. No longer a window, both worlds are one, no longer alone until this deed is done. The end of an era, the atmosphere is sad, the usual outcome, few souls are all bad. Back to the underworld with a quick introduction, I'm the angel of death, this is soul junction Realization kicks in, a new journey at hand. This soul moves on, from this forsaken land. Waiting in the shadows, a place unknown. I'm the angel of death, completely alone

Life...gay.
so i fucked some shit up at work tonight purty bad. i forgot to record our newscast...yeah, its a HUGE deal to them.luckily enough there was a power outage right before this shit aired and everyone was like, "blam it on the weather!" i was like fuck that. i fucked up. i can take it. believe me ive fucked up, over, under, and sideways lots o shit in my time...ill take whats coming. but even the supervisor is like "dont worry, we'll jsut say it was the weather...i know youre a good guy and i dont wanna see you get into trouble over this cause i happens." i mean, wow. i just dont get how or why people go to bat for me or just have my back sometimes. maybe its cause some o these people that do dont REALLY know me or havent known me long enough.....not that im a bad person......i just think i suck. at life. at work. at responsibility. at relationships. at lots o shit. the things 'normal' people do in order to get by in the world. im a floater....not like the poop, well....sure why not....i

The Moon
I lay here in the cold wet grass and stare intently at the Moon. I become entranced as the crickets sing their age old song. Thoughts and images flash through my mind. I'm a little girl who has fallen ill, a heart broken lover with tear stained cheeks, a tired warrior resting by a fire, a man in an environmental suit, a stalker just outside a house. This keeps happening as I become one person after another from all aspects of the world - past, present and future. I then realize that all these people looked upon or will look upon this very Moon at their most critical point in their life. The Moon - the one thing that has witnessed the secrets of the night. The Moon a quiet writer of the events that unfold beneath It reflects upon Its face. The moon starts to get larger and larger until I realize that it's not getting larger rather that my soul is floating closer to it. I realize now that my physical self has expired and I no longer feel the wet grass nor hear the Song of the

My Nephew Is Here!
My sister gave birth to my nephew/god son. There was a couple complications, but everything turned out perfect. He is just the most awesome creature I have ever seen. He was born on July 5th, 2007 at 5 am on the dot, he was 7 pounds 10 ounces, and 20 inches long. His name is Nicholas Allen Jr. I can't believe how much I love him, and he doesn't even know who I am yet. But I loved him so much even before he was born. I can't wait to see him grow up, and just be even more perfect. I will put up pics of him just as soon as I get permission. Thanks for reading. This is my good news blog, and I always love good news before bad news, so I wrote this first. If you want to see the bad news it's in the other "folder" or whatever its called. The "Bullshit" one.

Fantasies Are Forming
Fantasies are forming; Growing in the mind of a child In this land of make believe, A dead and dry world. Growing in the mind of a child; Entrance to which none can see A dead and dry world, Satisfying a cold inside. Entrance to which none can see, Dark and haunting though it be Satisfying a cold inside This nightmare is a world of different side. Dark and haunting though it be, These darkening thoughts can't yet be seen This nightmare is a world of a different side, Fantasies are forming.

You Will See
In the darkness I saw was that the moon was on a phase, Its ghostly brilliants is now all of what I crave. The stars were but the wonderful twinkling that was very bright, The Twinkles of the hope that has shone upon me, All was in that ever-lasting timeless starlight. These is what i see when the sun goes down, its brilliant light reflects light into my gown. you turn around in dismay, could i be what you were searching for? I see you across the bay fall to your knees and pray. I know what goes on in your head, but stop now, it will all end in dread. I m different then most would have in mind. i may look the same like everyone else, but no one can see because they are blind. If you look me in the eyes you will find something to great surprise i carry with me the silver moon that is what I'm holding inside leave now your heading towards your doom. the moon is my soul as you can see in my eyes, it wants to be free but i hold it inside,but not with glee do

= Gobs Of Greasy Guilt =
i write, and in a simple response to an email recieved, this managed to ooze outta my gray matter.... children are what determine the capacity a normal person has to nurture and raise happy, healthy, responsible loving adults. as a parent, we don't just populate the world, we add to it's numbers, but more importantly, we add to our society, whatever lessons we pass to each child. that responsibility is enormous, as well as overlooked by many, and the results are profound. i've got these candid reflections on self responsibility, and share them openly due to my own guilt, for today is my son Trevor's 14th birthday, and i'm not able to be with him, and his anger thrashes the very core of my heart. can't blame him, he's got every right, and although it aches, i'd rather know he has feelings, good or bad, then empty indifference, and that i fear, is brewing beneath it all. don't know why i'm sharing any of this with you. self expression is my best medicine, i suppose, helps to get

Wounded Broken Heart
You knock on the door & seems so sincere. Slowly convinving me to open the door. Eventually I allowed you into take a sit. You did not stay long, disappearing as sudden as u've appear. Anger emerge from this sudden emptiness. You got me adapted to your companionship only to pick up & leave. I opened the door, allowing myself to be vulnerable, believing that you'll protect me & shelter me from reality, but instead, the one that I entrusted my heart & soul was the one that hurt me most. Wounded....broken heart poems by Carol.

Now Taking Applications For Fu-wifey!
Think you would make a good Fu-Wifey for me? Well, now is your chance...I have been wanting a Fu-Wifey for a while now and I have decided to start taking applications for a Fu-Wifey. Go to my stash and complete the Fu-Wifey application and send me your answers via a private message. Feel free to crush, gift, bribe, comment bomb (pics and/or profiles), and send me private messages containing whatever you think might turn the tide in your favor. All applications (and the above mentioned) will be taken under review and results will be posted in a future blog. The one chosen to be my Fu-Wifey will also be notified via private message.

Conversation Technique
You may have heard or read somewhere that people like to talk about themselves and that you should spend most of your time listening and asking questions if you want others to like you. This is true... to a certain extent. People DO like to talk about themselves and they DO like those who listen, ask questions, and seem interested in what they're saying. But... If you're goal is to charm this lady, you've got to do more than that. You've got to tell her something about yourself. Specifically, you've got to "tell her" that YOU TWO ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE. You do this by making "me-too" statements. That is, it is desirable to bring yourself into the conversation when you can relate yourself to something she's talking about or make yourself seem similar to her. A good talk/listen ratio would be around 30/70. That is, you want to spend around 30 or 40 percent of the time talking, and about 60 to 70 percent of the time listening. And you should spend as much of that 30 to 40 percent as

Let It Be
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And when the broken hearted people Living in the world agree, There will be an answer, let it be. For though they may be parted There is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be. [ Lyrics accessible from http://www.rare-lyrics.com ] Let it be, let it be. Let it be, let it be Yeah there will be an answer, let it be. Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be (instruments) Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And when the night is cloudy, There is still a light that shines on me, Shine until tomorrow, let it be. I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to

Body-language
Did you know that over 60% of what you communicate is non-verbal? That means your facial expressions, how you carry yourself (never slouch), your hand movements, the smell of your body (use a good cologne), and how you deal with the space around you, all communicate to a woman what kind of man you are. Never under estimate the power of non-verbal communication. The most important tip I can give you about picking up a woman is to MAKE EYE CONTACT with her. Look long and adoringly into her eyes. Never look down (a sign of submission, timidity, and weakness) and never look at a woman's breasts when you're talking to her (a common mistake many men make). Women will reject you and consider you disrespectful if you do. Maintaining eye contact also says to a woman that you are interested in her and that you want to get to know her. This is a pre-requisite (according to women) to get to know how she is in bed. Also, be sure and SMILE! A smile sends a positive and important message. A s

What The Conversation Leads To...
A lot of guys ask me what they should talk about once they get a woman's name and after they have complimented her. What you need to do is find out what she wants, what she desires, or what turns her on, her passion or hobby. Ask her questions about that and you will have captivated her completely. Also, always find ways to agree with her. NEVER DISAGREE with a woman when you first meet her. You want to create a context of relatedness, and that's done by agreeing with her. So stop worrying about what you're going to say next. Focus all your attention and energy on listening to what the woman is saying to you. Try to visualize or "feel" what she's saying. Now when listening you want to pay particular attention to any "seeds" or free information she happens to throw your way. Seeds refer to subtle hints that women give that point to conversational topics that they would like to or be willing to discuss. Keep in mind that if a woman likes you or would like to get to know you bette

Missing You
Missing You : i've been living alone trying to get you out of my life but after all this time i can't help myself but miss you you're once a dream that came true an illusion that turned to reality but suddenly, things turned differently the way they used to be until such time i have no choice but to let you go you're the reason for my sleepless nights coz you keep stayin' on my mind i can't help myself from crying coz i'm missing you so much........ all the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart all the memories are still preserve in my mind i miss you so much coz i can't hide the fact that i'm still in love with you my life will never be the same again now that you're gone i'll be trapped in this loneliness forever unless a guy like you will bloom into my life again.... I thought this was a letter I would never have to write, I hoped my tongue was something I could bite. I've realized its just something I cannot do, Here are my feelings, j

Smuggler's Blues
There's trouble on the streets tonight, I can feel it in my bones I had a premonition, that he should not go alone I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill Everything exploded and the blood began to spill So baby, here's your ticket, put the suitcase in your hand Here's a little money now, do it just the way we planned You be cool for twenty hours and I'll pay you twenty grand I'm sorry it went down like this, And someone had to lose, It's the nature of the business, It's the smuggler's blues Smuggler's blues The sailors and pilots, the soldiers and the law, The pay-offs and the rip-offs, and the things nobody saw No matter if it's heroin, cocaine, or hash, You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash There's lots of shady characters, lots of dirty deals Every name's an alias in case somebody squeals It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal Perhaps you'd understand it better Standin' in my shoes It's the ultimate enticem

In The Air Tonight Lyrics
In The Air Tonight Lyrics I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand I've seen your face before my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord Well I remember, I remember don't worry How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows It's no stranger to you

Panties
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."

Dust In The Wind
Dust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas Related Links: Buy CD from Kansas Buy Poster from Kansas I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind [Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy. Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

Take Accountability
WHEN it comes to accountability, this country is in more deniable than a sixteen-year-old getting caught by his mother in the bathroom with the swimsuit issue in one hand and himself in the other. From the child who blames a broken lamp on his imaginary friend Larry Lampbreaker to the adult who sures for wrongful termination becayse the employment manual didn't say that Xeroxing your bunghole was verboten, to the injured hang glider seeking compensation from the descendants of Sir Isaac Newton, the list of ways we weasel out of accepting blame for stuff is longer than the beep on Leonardo DiCaprio's answering machine. We've become uncannily adept at not taking responsibility for decisions and actions which may be, to put it kindly, less the wise. Like silicone breast implants. I mean, I understand that it's important to have humongous breasts in case you're ever at the same club as David Lee Roth and you don't want him to ignore you, but how could you actually think that somebody

Blinded By The Light
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes She said "I'll turn you on son

Aquarius!
When the moon is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius The age of Aquarius Aquarius! Aquarius! Harmony and understanding Sympathy and trust abounding No more falsehoods or derisions Golden living dreams of visions Mystic crystal revalation And the mind's true liberation Aquarius! Aquarius! When the moon is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius The age of Aquarius Aquarius! Aquarius!

A Little Radar Love
I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head that drives my heel It's my baby callin', says I need you here And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear When she is lonely and the longing gets too much She sends a cable comin' in from above Don't need no phone at all We've got a thing that's called Radar Love We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love The radio is playing some forgotten song Brenda Lee's comin' on strong The road has got me hypnotized And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough She sents her comfort comin' in from above We don't need no letter at all We've got a thing that's called Radar Love We've got a light in the sky (Instrumental break) No more speed, I'm almost there Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care Last car to pass, here I go And the line of cars drove down real slow And the radio played that forgotten song Brenda Lee's comin' on strong And the newsman sang

Feelin Out Of Sorts.
Not sure why. A bit....disoriented. It's quiet here. Cats are fed. Can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it will pass. Maybe not. Either way, sleep will come. A new day happens. Dammit Did I feed the cats? ???

Sexual Child Abuse
Well, since this is my blog, I'm going to take the liberty of rambling. So something has happened lately to remind me of what true evil on earth is. It isn't as if I ever forget that this evil exists. Or that I ever feel as if there is something more pervasive and evil than this issue. I've felt this way for most of my adult life, ever since I was old enough and mature enough for people to confide in me about the abuses they had suffered during their lives. But luckily things go on around me often enough to help me keep my focus on how close this evil can come to me and my family and all families for that matter. I guess that's why I decided to write down my feelings and share them. So that maybe I can remind people to never get complacent about the things that could happen to them or someone they love. I'm 35 years old at this writing and it is staggering to me every time I think that almost every female I've met in my life and knew well enough to share something so persona

Drunk Text
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had

Days Go By Lyrics
You You You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Without you Without you Without you

Sex Styles
Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partne

Would You?
WOULD YOU . . . Would you kiss away all of my pain And make me believe in the dream of love again? Will you hold me protectively in your arms And promise to always keep me safe from harm? Would you be my shelter from the storm this dark night And banish all my fears ~ dispel all my fright? Will you unshackle these chains of guilt

Tormeneted Dreams
tormented in my dreams theres no escape for me no peace no safty it is with me always and follows me as its my shaddow my burrdon cross to bare the pain of witch u could never understand you dont know me ur not like me dont look at me dont u touch me and i am right there again naked again and i relive it all it dosnt go away there is no freedom form my demons toremneted in my dreams with no escape no peace i woke up and took the bottle till i realized it was all a dream but still no safty it follow close like a shaddow and leaves me in a box i am in a box can u see me the walls there there to keep me safe safe for u and safe form my self b/c iam scard to find the demon that is in me not in u but the curlty that is screamin to be unleashed

Catch His Firse And Carry His Flame 2007 In Hawaii
Catch his fire and carry his flame conference where:word of life in honolulu address:544 queen st who will be preaching:dr frederick price,jentezen franklin,creflo dollar,mike francen and pastor casey treat. led by:pastor art and kuna

Love's Dream
Love's Dream . . . Images of you dance through my dreams A kiss sent to me on a butterfly's wing I feel your caresses as I'm bathed in moonbeams Your eyes in the stars above make my heart sing . . . A gentle breeze blows though my hair

My Other Side
a few weeks ago I wrote about one side of me that is a very kinky and sexual side. that is not all there is to me, as some of you can attest too. I am a very loving, caring and compassionate person when I become friends with you there will come a point where it may seem that I have fallen for you, in effect I have fallen for you. But there is one person on here who knows how I feel about her and knows I will always be there for her and be more than willing to help her anyway I can. As I will all of you but this person is very special to me and I will always care for her no matter what the costs. If you do become friends with me you will get all my heart and all my soul I will spare no expense in telling you how I feel or what is on my mind that very moment. If you make me angry your best bet is to just leave me alone till I calm down and see if our friendship is worth salvaging if I dont think it is please dont come crawling back to me in hopes of trying to get my frienship back. if I

Just A Quikie .. Its All Good
His strokes were slow and steady. I bent over the counter top to allow him a deeper route. I moaned and awed at his massive strength. He lifted me up higher on the counter and continued to stroke. I felt my legs quiver and shake. He lifted me up ever so gently and assuring that he stayed in my pussy and carried me to the island. I laid on the counter top enjoying each gentle stroke. He grabbed my shoulders and pulled me back onto his muscle I let out a scream of pure enjoyment. I felt my stomach tense and retract I could feel my juices pour out of my pussy. I removed his dick from my pussy and positoned myself at his feet I began licking my juices off of his masive muscle. He pulled me up off the groud and bent me over touching my toes. He slid his muscle into my dripping pussy. His strokes wer inceasingly harder as he gribbed my hips and spread my ass with each stroke. I laughed and beg him to contiue. I could feel his balls bouncing off of my pussy with each stroke. His muscle began

If It Were You, Wouldnt You Want The Help??
Graphixs@ fubar This is one special guy who helps everyone. If you don't know him yet, your missing out. Girls hit him up, guys don't be skurred, he's cool peeps! Please do what you can to show him some FU-love. He is only around 42K out from hitting level 19 so anything you can do is appreciated! Thanks and much love to you, Sonya xoxox

Remember Girls ??
Remember, girls? Back then, when all we wanted was something sweet something special, the perfect dress for our first time. Remember when sex was something we needed in desperation after burying our necks into the boys' necks during slow songs? Remember, girls? The electricity of fingers touching breath over a phone line innuendo, eyes downcast rubbing together, all tongues and hands and small moans. Then came boy number two, three, seven… There was the night we first faked it the night we lay there thinking of other things that time we memorized a patterned ceiling magic lost. Remember, girls? Then came the first battery operated plastic thing the first tentative vibration and then, magic again. Then a boy tied your hands to your knees on your back… Then the ice down your spine the candle held high over you the knife that slid under your panties and sliced them away. More shopping. Blindfolds, eggs leather, cat o nine jellies a

Rude To Very Rude
RUDE TO VERY RUDE 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase

My Thoughts
My thoughts run freely about anything and everything. When I think of my lover my body betrays me in so many ways. My eyes voluntarily close. A soft deep throated moan escapes through my lips as I picture him naked before me. Sitting there with his legs spread inviting me to play. My nipples harden at the thought of his voice. Strong and masculine calling to me to taste his muscles. To taste him in every way. My mouth begins to water at the thought of his thick manhood inside of it. My tongue tingles with the remembered thoughts of how his manhood feels like velvet. My lower region grows warm and thickens at the thought of him entering me. The slow thrusts. The deep strokes that would make my juices flow feverishly. My thoughts race at the thought of his arms around me or the feeling of his big string hands caressing me. My thoughts rampage within me. My thoughts become like sexual demons. I touch myself as I picture my lover touching me. His tongue every whe

A Masters Touch
As His touch brings her alive, sends butterflies to swirl and dance in her bare belly, she gazes with awe into eyes dark with understanding, wondering how He can see so clearly into her soul, know the longings, cravings which go unanswered unfulfilled. Her dreams become reality when His warmth enfolds her offering so much that she has been missing. When He fills her with His heat, rains come searing, soaking soothing freed by her submission to His yearnings and desires. His dominance a sculptor’s pick chipping away fears and oppressions releasing the woman she was meant to be.

A Lovers Touch
A lover's touch so soft and sweet, you'd know it anywhere Caressing gently on your cheek, and stroking through your hair His lips brush yours, then kiss again, his tongue your lips divide You sense his touch upon your breast, and let those fingers glide Slowly now his hand does squeeze, drawing all around The silken cloth about that breast, a nipple to be found He rolls it softly back and forth, to build your own desire Knowing that each tease he makes, fans your body's fire And then he slips his mouth onto, the vee your blouse reveals Opening each button then, more kisses he now steals And when at last your blouse is open, to share you with the moon His hands return to stroke and touch, but it is none to soon You arch your back with the cupping, of your breasts you see And then his lips cover more, to tease and taste of thee As passion grows your hands entwine, within his silken mane Pulling him to your lips, so you may kiss again And then his hand slips away,

Okay... Wtf?!
What the hell is up with the "Bouncer ID Check"? What? I'm rating pictures too fast so I get this stupid screen? Didn't know that 1 rate every minute or so was too fast... Hmmm... Remember the days when it was about 6/minute was too fast? The next stupid thing... would SOMEONE tell me just what the time interval is on the stupid bulletins? I mean, I do a repost of one... then 25 minutes later try to post another, and it tells me that I'm posting them too fast... WTF?!

Doctors
I hate going to the hospital. You go and sit for a while then they finally call you in. You go back there and you sit for a while again. Finally the hook you up to machines or take your blood pressure. Ask whats wrong.. when did it start etc . Like you keep a diary of things. Then you tell them ok this is what I have I know whats going on with my body. I know the signs . Then they basically ignore your own diagnoses. Then they see the monitors all going off. You sit there and wait and wait until finally the doctor comes back confirms what you said in the first place. Duh I told you you think to yourself. Then you lay in a bed for hours after taking medication to see if it helps. You just lay there nothing to do nothing to watch but the nurses chatting and the doctors standing around. Finally 6-8 hours or more later they finally let you go. Tell you to take it easy , rest , try not to stress. You look at them with this look .. You going to watch my kids and do ho

To My Amazing Beautiful Belated Birthday Friend........
Wendy, if you manage to stumble across this tomorrow then you'll figure out that this is one of my MANY ways of expressing how much of an asshole I feel for missing your birthday. After about 2 or 3 days of constant messages which I warn you now, you WILL be receiving from yours truly, you'll understand, LOL. But seriously though darling, I'm SO DAMN SORRY........I love you........ Cliff

Poetry
When the last scale of the living cacoon sluffs away and the wings of maturity are absent... Were you ever prepared for existence among the myriad of beautiful creatures? It will strike you one day; It will pierced you like a blood-soaked quill of criticism. Will you call it art as the ink travels across your flesh like the weeping of the old earth? Or will it scar you beneath your breast plate as you stand fast on the battlefield? Do you believe one lifetime will change you? No... you're headstrong and lust for fleeting shadows... where you can be a somber angel, floating on dark delights, with primal entities that search for love or destruction.

Overview
Ok,so-i really hate the month of August.So many bad things have occured n that month thru out most of my life that it's arrival just sends me n2 a deep depression.So 2 all my friends and fans,cum by and have a drink with me when u can! Peace...xox

~*~ Aussie Slang ~*~
a bit more choke and you would have started misc:- a statement said to somebody who has just passed wind in public rather loudly. a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock adjective:- someone who is mentally 'not quite there, also picnic short of a sandwich , lights are on but nobody is home, etc. A over T verb:- to fall over, from "arse over tits". abso-bloody-lutely misc:- absolutely and beyond any doubt. putting on an act verb:- pretending to be sick or distressed to gain sympathy. Sometimes said as bunging on an act. Adam's ale noun:- Water agro adjective:- (also aggro), the state of being angry and aggressive over a situation. Also the name of a well known puppet on a children's program. airy fairy noun:- vague Akubra noun:- Proprietary name for an Australian wide brimmed felt hat. alligator pear noun:- avocado, so named for the alligator like skin of the fruit. amber fluid noun:- beer ankle biter noun:- small child, also called a

Underwear
Yeah, I know, a ridiculous and useless question, maybe, but to me, the rituals and habits we humans put ourselves through, are sometimes ridiculous and useless. There are many little things in our lives that are not complicated, but add to the complication of our lives. Here's the stupid question, and to this day, I have not had a soul who had the answer. WHY THE HELL DO WE WEAR UNDER WEAR? Especially for us guys. At least for the girls, they serve both aesthetically and practically, (for those women who choose a particular hygienic product once a month). But what the hell do I need them for. To me it's just another item that has to get tossed in the washing machine and dryer, then folded, put away, and hide my matching socks from their respective mate. Is it for support? No, if so, then why do 50% of men wear boxers. Is it to protect our outer garment from unsightly and embarrassing stains? I don't believe so, most if not all my pants are dark in color, so those stains would not be no

F@wk Em!
I hate skinny chicks, and the guys who like them.... First off if you don't have the right measurements, men don't wanna talk to ya. Well, i got a thing or 2 to say to them... you are sick for being what other people want u to be. Because the world says that skinny is the "IN" thing to be, you cater to the image that people want. Well, i am hefty and i love me. I don't care what people have to say about what i look like. For all i care you can all eat your own shit and drink your own piss all you want. I will sit here and eat my Mc Rib and love it... mmmmmmmmm. For the guys that like skinny toothpick chicks.. go jack off with a razor blade glove!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aint worth having anyway!!! All my BBW women Unite! Stand up and say Fuck the Skinny! Why try to be skinny? Why do we wanna be what society says we should be? Fuck em all and feed them fishheads!!!! All of them. Thank You!!!!!

Pics From The 2007 New England Rally
Hey all! Here are some of the over 200 pics I have from the rally. We had 32 teams with us this year! Stickering up the cars at the starting event at Tire Warehouse in Woonsocket, RI. The 12 second Camaro was amazing! [img]http://a653.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_7c00536babe6b80f839666a33fe42fac.jpg[/img] The 350 ZX [img]http://a550.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/110/l_b8f04240431e90d1c3f000a0eea352a5.jpg[/img] The BMW [img]http://a967.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_2a19633e36aff2f3faf91bbb4e52a406.jpg[/img] I sat on the hood of the Lotus Elise while he revved the engine.. lmao best vibrator I've ever used. pimg]http://a847.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_276439890fb087ade177c73ec00e5f16.jpg[/img] The Stang [img]http://a573.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_958ef63b406adbff9edef0f6fd3e86e4.jpg[/img] This Evo was badass [img]http://a315.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_56a6954504f641da488d59fd77cf749a.jpg

Why
I do not understand what the deal is here lately. Why is there people feeling the urge to think they have the right to tell me I need to change my life???? It leaves me wondering what is so wrong with my life that these people think it needs to be changed. So since people feel the need to tell my life needs to be changed maybe they need to walk in my shoes for a day. It leaves me feeling like I have to explain why my life is the way it is now.

Has Even That Lost Its Luster?
So, tonight, at about 11:30 pm, after waiting for a call that wouldn't come from a person who wouldn't care, I got in my car and drove to the bar. Then, something strange happened. I turned around and went back home, without ordering a single drink. What's changed? I can't place my finger on it.

Letter To Big Daddy
I've heard the words before And yet this kitty is still wild Unbridled and willing To be tamed by the right one... Beating the kitty to submission? It makes me question Cause this submissive knows that Her master just must merely Whisper a word For her to obey I'd like to do more than just Let my lips pave the way... Take me where you think I'm scared to go I've been there And back Yea I can make you relax with the skillz that I have in my back pocket I've never had to get up for a towel No one can get it that wet Sound like a challenge? Well it is I'm waiting for the one that can Be like a fireman Find it hot Leave it wet When you can do that Then I will have fantasies Of you touching me When I am alone I need a lover and a fighter Love me hella good Then fight to keep me in line Not with blows, but with licks... Yea I've heard of Head to toe like you said a lot of cheap talk for no action So tell me Sir can put a lady to sleep? I've

Private Folder Closed For Remodeling.....
I will open the "FOR MY NAUGHTY BOYS" folder back up with twice the pics once I hit the next level on Fubar (Fubarlord)........so please do all the things that will help get me there (points, comment me, rate me, fan me, CRUSH ME) and do it multiple times cuz I like it like that......and you'll love the new pics.....promise!!!! ""Oh yeah, you gotta be a friend to access once reopened.""

Posse Refur Back To Here
HERE'S A CONTEST! ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO START FOR A LONG TIME NOW. COME ON GUYS IT'S "MS. RETTA". It's a race to 75,000 or the most over 35,000 in a months time. She's at 26465! WE'RE WORKING ON THE GORGEOUS "TEMPTED'S" GIVE AWAY. REMEMBER ANY RATE=10 LET'S GET HER THOSE RATES AND BOMB BOMB BOMB!!!!!! rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7824 MISHNUMBER1'S VIC EXPIRES TONIGHT AND SHE NEEDS THIS TO GET A NEW ONE! PLEASE HELP HER!!! SHE'D HELP YOU!! MishNumber1 14,000VIC Give away at 9635 **THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS. WE NEED TO GET THESE OVER WITH BEFORE WE STARTING ENTERING MORE CONTESTS** MishNumber1 14,000VIC Give away at 9635 rates=10 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 3961 rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7824 Mizz Shady 50,000 give away at 13306 ~*~Tali~*~OF SHADY'S S*U*P 55,000 GIVE AWAY AT 686 Mizz Shady 90,000 give away at 54,969 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU LET ME KNOW OF ANY CHANGES. I WILL BE P

Insensato Mundo Virtual (spanish Only)
Entré apresurado y con mucho hambre en el restaurante. Escogí una mesa bien lejos del movimiento, porque quería aprovechar los pocos minutos que disponía en aquel día para comer y corregir algunos errores de programación en un sistema que estaba desarrollando, además de planear mi viaje de vacaciones, cosa que hace mucho tiempo no tengo. Pedí un filete de salmón con alcaparras en mantequilla, una ensalada y un zumo de naranja, a fin de cuentas, hambre es hambre, pero régimen es régimen ¿no es verdad?. Abrí mi PC portátil y me asustó aquella voz bajita detrás mío: - ¿Señor, no tiene unas moneditas? - No tengo, muchacho. - Sólo una monedita para comprar pan. - Está bien, yo compro un pan para ti. Para variar, mi casilla de entrada está llena de e-mail. Quedé distraído al ver poesías, lindas presentaciones, riendo con los chistes malos... - Señor, pida margarina y queso para ponerle al pan.... Percibo en esos momentos que el niño se había quedado allí. -Ok. Voy a pe

He's The Alpha And The Omega..
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this.....Very interesting, read until the end...It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God: John Lennon (Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died. Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian compo

A Moment
a moment when i am layin in low light i let my self cry b/c u understnd but tell me has rthe damage been done as my mind it self toremnets me to tell me not to lose my self i lay here crying but just one tear ur only aloud one u better make it good and u rememeber that u to feel u didnt become numb that day and what was the msg u can take everthing away form me but u cant take away my truth my me what makes me Sheila u can hurt me stip me rape me beat me but i am still my self even when i lay shattered even when i am broke every step that i take theres someone trying to change me every move that i make theres someone waiting to change me I am only this way because of what you have made me *it fills the room the music* ~ i read u know i think ur really pretty when u have ur clothes on

Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.

Buckshot
For those of you who really know me; many of you know that I have been living alone with only my little dog Buckshot who I gave a great deal of my attention to. This past weekend Aug 04, 2007 after returning home, I noticed Buckshot was not barking for me to let him inside the house to play; my heart stopped and I knew something was not right. I raced to where my little Buckshot would be and found him laid out on the grass a sleep forever. The only thought that went through my mind is that the sun had did him in and I blamed myself, it is the first time I have cried in over 10 years. I took him to my Lost Lake and buried him in the shade and said a small prayer; thanking the Lord for letting us enjoy each other for the past 3 years; Buckshot helped me more than I could ever know. Sunday, I walked to where I found him and tortured myself for allowing this to happen but then I did what I am good at. I being an investigation into how my Buckshot truly died; see I had planned out

I Could Just Cry
so last night all I wanted was for my kids to go to bed and go to sleep so I could get a little quality time with hubby before he has to sleep. the kids went to bed and spent the next 2 1/2 hours getting up and down for this and that. so tonight, as I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water I catch my daughter playing ballet in her room after I have already spent an hour and a half telling her to be quiet lay down and go to sleep. so I finally took away her music. the same music I have let her keep even though I am always telling her to turn it down- usually followed by "but I can't even hear it" (btw, she keeps it right by her head next to the pillow on the bed!), but I was letting her keep it so she had something to relax to. so I unplugged it. and she screams "you don't have to unplug it!!!!" all banshee style, which I followed with a calm as I could be "yes I do, because I cannot trust you to leave it off like I said to" and I informed her if this attitude did not stop, I wo

Incredible Pot Roast In The Crock Pot
Ingredients: * 1 medium red onion, halved and thinly sliced * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 1.5 cups carrots, sliced 1/2 inch * 1 sprig fresh thyme * 1 sprig fresh rosemary * 2 tablespoons honey * 3 tablespoons flour * 1 cup beef broth * 1.5 cups burgundy * 1 28 oz can peeled, crushed tomatoes * 10 oz button mushrooms cleaned, stems removed * 2 lb potatoes, chopped 2" squares * 3 lb chuck roast or top round * 3 teaspoons salt * 3 teaspoons pepper * Spice blend: * 1 tbsp paprika * 1 tbsp garlic powder * 1 tbsp onion powder * 1 tbsp salt * 1 tbsp pepper * 1 tbsp dried thyme * 1 tbsp dried rosemary * 1 tbsp dried basil * 1 tbsp ground red pepper * 1 tbsp cajun seasoning Method Layer all vegetables into slow cooker. Season with 1 teaspoon each of salt, pepper, and spice blend. Throw in rosemary and thyme sprigs. Add broth, crushed tomatoes, honey, and garlic

Chicken And Vegetable Alfredo Pot
Ingredients: * 1/3 cup diced carrots * 1/2 cup diced celery * 1 cup chopped onion * 4 medium russet potatoes, peeled and diced * 8 oz sliced fresh white mushrooms * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1 1/2 lbs boneless skinless chicken breast, diced * 2 cup purchased alfredo sauce * 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1 Tablespoon all purpose flour Method Layer first five ingredients in 4-5 quart crock pot in order given. Pour broth over top, do not stir, than add diced chicken. Stir together remaining ingredients in a medium bowl and spoon over chicken. Do not stir and cover, cook 3-4 hours on high or 6-8 hours on low. Notes: Serve over hot biscuits for a delicious and complete meal. Number of servings: 6

Double Standards...
I was in the mumms earlier..and a mumm was posted.. what the whole point was I cant remember but I do remember that it was written by a bigger woman (no disrespect intended). Now because this woman was big, a comment was made to her about "doing a sit up or two" to help her attract the right kind of man. Now.. I am a big woman.. always have been. I am not ashamed of myself.. and those that know me will understand where I am coming from. Just because a woman is big, does NOT give a man the right to hit her.. assume she is desperate.. or assume that she has low self esteem.. shit happens people.. sometimes we ALL attract the wrong type of people.. Now the comment was explained to me that it "is a proven fact doing sit ups helps you feel better about yourself"... so if this is the case.. someone PLEASE explain to me why no one ever tells a thin woman who attracts assholes to "do a sit up or two"... why is it assumed that only big women attract the assholes.. or somehow deser

Where Are My Friends?
Come party w/ us in Fantasia's No Limit Lounge Dj TEASE ON AIR NOW!!! (repost of original by '*kerry* aka *♫Ďĵ Ŧēăŝĕ♫FNL♫AR♫♥^' on '2007-08-06 20:48:17') (repost of original by 'DJ_PaceCar_Adrenaline_Radio_FNL' on '2007-08-06 21:05:01')

Its People Like This That Make Me Want To Blow Their Brains Out!!!
ann coulter....what a fucking blithering idiot. the more i read of her...of the things she believes in or has said, the more i just want to assisnate her. what is this world coming to.... following are only SOME of the things i have come across her saying, that really just pushed all of my angry-buttons... 1)"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"---Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01 - what the hell? if i believed in hell...that is where i think she should go!!!! the earth is sacred, it has many wonders that idiots like her take for granted. it has limited sources and SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!!! we should ALL be doing everything in our power to preserve what we have of it left, not destroy it...or "rape it" as she claims. oh my...i could go on and on about this because the more i write the angrier i get...but i digress.... onto the next topic... 2)To a disabled Vietnam vet: "

Open To New Experinces
You and I go out to the strip club and of course we have a little to drink. I want to drink more but you tell me no because you don't want me to forget anything that happens that night. As we head back to the hotel we stop at a drive through and you make me give you head the whole time we are there. The worker notices but tries to act like nothing happens. As we get back to the hotel we are walking down the hall and you here men’s voices coming from a room. You see there is a camera in the hall pointing our direction. You tell me then that you want me on my knees and want me to suck you until you cum. As I am going down on you grab my hair and tell me to make it sloppier that I know how you like it. My job is to make you come in less then 5 minutes or I will be punished. I try hard to do everything you like but you hold out cumming because you have some more things planned for me. After 5 min you snatch me back and tell me to stand facing the door. We still here voices in the room and

Thoughts On His Thoughts
thoughts on his thoughts - when you place yourself in front of a mirror you see the outward image of what is. the shell, sometimes polished and presentable sometimes startlingly raw most time, reality tweaked for presentation as needed. too, you see the image often scrutinized by the surrounding world regardless of their unjustified opinion. the image, vulnerable to what is actually powerless. you see what sees; even that which you use to evaluate the self, looks into this window of knowing veiled truth, wearied by the judgement of others. the self only allows certain scrutinization. you see within - icons of the past representative of volumes. memory vivid as reality and vague as revision. dreams embodied albeit altered. decisions that forevermore add their hue to our canvas. you see the changing constant of who we are, innocence tarnished by foolishness and fictional vision. the current self formed only in part by decision,

Single Daddies
you know i was thinking i give props to all single daddies out there its weird theres more and more popping up and i give yall so much credit.. now can one of u hunt my dead beat dad down and tell him he has a daughter out there cmon its only been like 11 yrs since ive seen him smh

Summer Of The Faeries
this is a paper i wrote back in the 11th grade bach in 1999. i forgot what the assignment was about. i made a good grade on it anywho. and i love this paper. one of the best i have every written. anyhow, just wanted to share it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i tend to think that summer days and summer nights both hold a magical and mysterious treasure that can only be uncovered with the key found within one's imagination. while some dreams unfold and sometimes come true, others slip quickly through your fingers as if they were a fine grain of sand, never to be found again. i can remember one summer that sticks out in my mind like it happened just yesterday. i like to call it the summer of the fairies. the flowers were so beautiful and full of life. the bright vibrant colors gave each on their own personality. i loved the pinks, the pastel blues, the fluorecent oranges, and the ruby reds. the flowers seems to speak to me as i caressed their silky petals when i

In Times Of
My soul drifts aimlessly in times of hopelessness. It searches tirelessly for meaning and truth ... Yet finds no direction. My heart bleeds quietly in times of loneliness. It yearns to find warmth and happiness ... Yet it somehow eludes me. My eyes seek out visions in times of want. They gaze endlessly through the blackness that envelops them ... Yet they cannot see the light. My ears listen earnestly in times of silence. They search for familiar sounds to comfort and console ... Yet they cannot penetrate the darkness that surrounds me. My arms reach out frantically in times of despair. They seek strength and compassion to enfold me ... Yet they find nothing substantial to enwrap. My mind cries out desperately in times of solitude. It poses intense questions that demand answers ... Yet there are none to be found.

The State Of My Submission
such times when i feel nothing and everything all for what? when i lie deeply in the state of my submission i can only think of nothing and everything all for what? times when i smile the fakeness obvious is painfully yours to take and to hold you have the key to nothing and everything all for what? for you for me and for all who believe that nothing and everything is everything and nothing

Time With My Niece
I spent all day friday with my 13 year old Niece. It started off not so fun for her, she went with me to my doctor's appointment, only because I promised she didn't have to watch me have blood drawn. But I did get her a Noah's bagel first. After the appointment we went into the hospital to visit my mom at work. We got lucky she wasn't with a patient, so Taylor got the tour of my mom's new work place and everyone go to see how tall she is now. Then we went to Circuit City and I bought her a new game she had wanted for her Nintendo DS. I bought myself one too. What can I say I am a kid at heart. After that we took BART from Millbrae up to S.F. to have lunch with my sister. We walked six blocks up to my sister office, we went around the corner to have lunch a placed called Mercedes. It is pretty good mexican food. We went back to my sister's office and then we took BART one exit to Powel and headed into the mall. We were going there to see a movie. We had thought we wer

My New Life
well every body i have done it , i found my one true love. it took a long time but it was worth the wait.she is the most beautiful woman in the universe and i got her,and her son.i feel like there r rose petals falling all around me when i am with her.her touch is like a feather caressing my body, and she is so sensual.i feel almost drunk when i am with her cuz i damn near get weak at the legs when she kisses me with her ever loving lips and the way she touches me.she is like sweet red wine that has sat up for years waiting for someone openned it and that was me.im a compasionate person now and will stay this way.i want her to have the life she always wanted but could not find untill now.her son is really cool and he likes my kids too.she is a great mother, my best friend and an amazing lover too.her name is memori, i bet u thought i wouldnt tell u her name huh lol.i have her on my mind 24 7 and it is so good to have a shoulder to cry on .well this is my new life, so wish me luck.

Tuned
the wonder in your eyes electrifies me takes me beyond this seeminly infinite mortal world intensifies me mortal feelings 3-fold burning running through my veins the complew spiderwebs of life oversensetizing and i become turned off to all but tuned into you

Gum Drops And Roses
moralized sympathy gum drops blood rose loudly sings thorn stuck in my finger i watch it as it bleeds simple masochism one-eyes monster bites darkness now surrounds me i'm fearful of the nite jump-back jill jump-back your demons are on their way coming for you quickly its best if you dont stay i simply cannot tell you these things that i can see the mind plays evil tricks on people like you and me

Cum For Me Daddy
Babe move out the way the game is on Yeah yeah yeah I know But he cant tell Im sicka him and the damn game I'm bored outta my mind Let me see what I can find to do I got it MMHHMM this is gonna be soo good I go in the bedroom Take a look around find what Im looking for Ah yeah some shit bout to go down Go into his drawer an pull out one of his wife beaters Take the scissors and cut it up I strip outta my clothes wand put the top on and I use the bottom half a skirt I walk in the closet and pull out a pair of stillettos I roll the top part of the makeshift skirt so my pussy lips are barely covered For that extra touch I put on my garter belt and a pair of white lace stockings I spray a touch of ur favorite perfume O its on now! I walk out of the bedroom u so into the game u almost didnt see me heading to the garage Babe where the fuck u going dressed like that?!!! To the car Y? I know damn well u aint leaving outta this house like that. Fuck u go back to ur fuckin

Feeble Fetus
an involuntary loss by no means pretense falsely accused - labled criminal executing only the veracious thoughts - flooding. i am deemed unacceptable unlikely to never become the one who.... i lie humble in humility crumpled in a fetal-piled-position on the coldest floor called reality spinning world spins uncontrollably - leaving all to feeble try to keep up turning and not get dizzy a revolved-revolution it is i think - only sometimes to understand even my own thoughts are sometimes uninterpretable

Never Easy To Ease
like sweet nectar - your taste lingers on my lips a kiss dancing lightly on my tounge a change ever so gradual yet i can feel it there in my red room tempting never easy to ease a thought from your mind when its been burned there engraved and ingrained forever a part of me

Deliverer
confess your heart silently your dreams may haunt your passion can defy tragedy's watch will never forget-- the night shall be your love and the stars your hope greif feigned desire becoming your deliverer and there is less suffering beyond the fall

29 Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the T

Wedding Night
WEDDING NIGHT Honeymoon at Home: Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" H

Trash Compactor Love
up in arms to guard safe keeping of my heart in a box strangled mangled in a web of mystical amore darkest knight your black to my white this is how i remember it all retro funk this make believe junk trash compactor love

Something Like Blackened Love
silent years gone caught as your curtain closes deeply formed within you something like blackened love pressed between silk sheets and sweaty skin this stirring in my belly is sickening small tears in my eyes succeed this upon the pillow they fall upon me again; you

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Twilight Of My Love
your words are like honey slow and fluid clinging to my every thought all dripping with the truth on the lies i have come to know sheding a new light on my world and on my way of life the richness of your provides me the wealth of feeling i am coming to know its springs up eternal sweetness in me the dawn of my heart meets the twilight of my love and i hope to meet you at dusk for there is where my heart and my love equally entertwine

Things Change - Tim Mcgraw
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they

Weekend
today is the 6th of august this weekend sucked ass like most of them do. got alot of work to do this week my office is changing buildings and i have to re install all the computers and such equipment. i bought an iphone last week and i love it :) i also got promoted recently im happy bout that. i am new to the fubar scene but it looks cool i only had it one day and already passed up my friend who invited me to join! LOL hmm wha else to say? il be posting here once a day hopefully maybe someone will read it maybe i can help someone with some problem in their life. need someone to talk to i always been told that im a good listener so hit me up :) night fubar

Need Prayers Really Sick
I went to the doctor today and found out why I am so sick I have 6 different viruses that have spread throughout my body including my lungs that's why I have been having problems breathing. They have me on medications now hoping it will kill the viruses. I could use all the prayers I can get. The medicine they gave me is not being guaranteed that it will work but they are hoping. it seems like I keep getting hit with bad news.so just keep me in your prayers hopefully I can kick this without any serious damage. Thank you all your prayers will be greatful

Thank You To All For The Birthday Wishes
Thank you all so much for being so kind and sweet on my birthday you all made it wonderful .. what i thought was going to be a calm relaxing day turned into company and more company .. as a matter of fact they just left and its after 11:30 .. I will be on tomorrow im beat tired Hoping you all have a wonderful day tomorrow . and ill catch up with you then Xoxoxoxo Sweet dreams :) Wen

Reading "about Me" Section Of My Page Before Adding (plz Read)
OK PEOPLE ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER JUST LOOKING AT MY PICS AND THEN ADDING ME OR JUST ADDING ME FOR THE HELL OF IT CAUSE THEY NEED MORE FRIENDS FOR THE POINTS...WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A FLAT FUCK THAT YOU NEED POINTS I DONT NOW AND I NEVER WILL SO GIVE THAT SHIT UP FROM NOW ON ANYONE PLANNING TO ADD ME MUST READ MY "ABOUT ME" SECTION IF YOUR GOING TO ADD ME ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME NOT JUST ADD ME TO BE FUCKIN ADDIN ME BECAUSE YOU NEED THE DAMN POINTS BECAUSE FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU NEEDING POINTS THATS NOT WHAT IM HERE FOR IM HERE FOR FRIENDS THE POINTS ARE JUST A BONUS FOR ME...SO START READING THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION OR DONT FUCKIN ADD ME AT ALL K THANKS MUAHZ TO ALL PEACE! ~+ADEMA+~ *NOTE:THIS WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON MY MAIN PROFILE PAGE K THANKS.

Miss It C>r>julie Cooper
long Ago i knew you and every memory i shared with you and how painful sometimes it is to remember every Word every Day every Time i was with you and how close i felt to something special something deep inside you were a part of me you had a part of my Soul my Heart my love and how every day i shined~cause of you and everyday i couldnt wait to see you and how i regret those days i kept my silence and how i wish i would have said something said anything to make you understand and then we left our love fell apart and how i wish i could change that and how sometimes late at night i cant fall asleep cause i wish you were here and how i wrap myself so closely with that pillow you used just to remember just that something to feel a part of you again and how sometimes i lay drowning myself in tears waiting longing yearning to feel your touch just to be with you just to hold you just to kiss you.....once and how there are some mornings i wake up reaching out

Mymaster
i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Only You know what makes me tick i love it when You lick It feels so good i'm going crazy my eyes roll back inside my head as You explore my inner warmths of pleasure holding on tight can't wait to return the favor i'll do that trick You can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist as i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick i'll put my heels on for You myMaster The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me i aint too proud to beg even when You're not around me the tingling, the tingling wont go away Please don't make my body wait no longer Because Your slavegirl is ready to play play play play play for/with You as i lose all control when You grab a hold and You do Your trick i love it w

Tonights Date!
Well everyone I had a very nice dinner date tonight! Met the gentleman at the Crowne Plaza here on Hamilton st in allentown and then went to Pasta Bella inside the Lehigh Valley Mall for dinner. Stuffed shells and salad yummy. Nice conversation as we ate. Then we walked around the mall and I showed him the stores that i normally shop at, such as the Deb! Much too my surprise he bought me this dress which i am sending a photo of and also a "hoodie" black with hearts all over it. In addition to this he paid for my meal, as well as the cost for my escorting him on a dinner date. When i got home i was surprised to find inside the sealed envelope was the cost but on top of that was even extra!!! This guy was a true gentleman!!! I look forward to more of these escorting events.. Hugs and Kisses Kelly

Wtf?
Ok.. so I wanted to post a MUMM today... however.. ERROR: you can't do this... WTF is that? have you seen some of the stupid crap people post.. i post 1 that pissed of some bouncer and BAM!!! I can't post them anymore... FNA! and i really did have something i wanted an opinion on.. fo F off!!! ERG!!!

Quick Questions To Get To Know Your Friends
Here Are My Answers.. But Just Copy & Put In Your Own And Blog It :D Three jobs I have had in my life: 1. Administrative Manager 2. Director Of A Daycare Centre 3. Co-Coordinator Of A Family Resource Centre Three Places that I have lived: 1 Started off in Manitoba, Canada 2 Moved all over Canada.. including the Yukon 3 Now back in Manitoba, Canada Three TV shows I like to watch: 1. Crime Drama CSI (all of them) 2. Life Stories Example: Extreme Makeover Home Edition, American Idol, TLC 3. I am on FUBAR and doing other things too much to watch TV.. so IF I watch TV.. I just watch that lol Three places I have taken holidays: 1. London, England - Would go back in a millisecond 2 Paris, France - Wouldn't go back 3 USA - To A Bunch Of States - Definately Want To Go Back :D Three of my favorite foods: 1. Chinese 2 Mexican 3 Ital

Soft...
Soft, wet... warm.. not just warm but lots of heat.. the warmth of the touch, the kiss wanting more, wanting WAY more. How to achieve more? does he want more? as much as I do? do I want as much as he does? more? never can tell... will have to wait this out .. *sigh*

Leaving
PLEASE UNDERSTAND I HITMAN6 AM NOT LEAVING THE OTHER BLOG I POSTED WAS FROM SOME ONE ELSES BLOG THAT HOSTED A CONTEST CALLED BOMB FEST 2007 AND THEN THE WHEELS CAME OFF OF IT AND THAT IS ALL IT IS I JUST WANTED ALL TO SEE WHAT KIND OF A GUY THAT JOKERS WILD REALY IS THANK YOU HITMAN6

Shower Me
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

To All My Fubar Friends/fans
Tag....YOU'RE IT!!! You have been considered One of the 10 SWEETEST FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag 10 SWEET FRIENDS and let them know they are SWEET!! 6 min ago

Make You Shiver
My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin as I lower down on to my knees I slide you out an take you in my velvet mouth as I go so long and so sweet it'll make you shiver and maybe even weep………

What Will Your Legacy Be?
What Will Your Legacy Be? Ever wonder what will be your legacy Do you help make Earth a better place to be? Do you spend most of your days trudging along? Do you spend time teaching your children right from wrong? Do you take the time, to help the elderly? Do you pass them by, like you don’t see? Do you give thanks for your good health at the supper table? Do you say grace for your good health and thankful you’re not disabled? Do you do your part and help at the local charity Or say to yourself, that’s not for me? Are you too busy to take time and donate blood? Do you help out victims from tornados and floods? If, we’re not blind and open our eyes to see: The way to make the world a better place begins with you and me. Do you take the time before you go to bed and get undressed? Do you count all the good things in life and say, you’re blessed? When, you wake up tomorrow, how’s your attitude? Don’t be full of hate, make it full of gratitude. An

Booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former l

She
The Dragon flies into the dusk on silver, painted wings, And though she rides the sky alone, she has learned many things. She knows the sea runs to the sand, and where the moon takes rest. She greets the noble unicorns, and flies where phoenix nest. Her eyes seek treasures of the mind, not any mundane thought. She knows of all the Dwarven smiths and what their skills have wrought. Her silvered scales have seen the rule of mighty kings gone by, And when the cause of good was lost, she would often cry. She felt the pain of mother's loss as her children died to fight, all the foes of dragon kind that killed to show their might. In my heart, this dragon flies, and keeps my heart and mind. She taught me how to love, and learn, and made my path defined. She led me down the darkest trail, so I could face my fear, And though I feel her weakening, I know that she is near. And before she spreads her wings to fly forever to be free, I will fly just one more time, for I know that SH

First Blog... Not The Last...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!

Long For
I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts thunder together as one

515
I am getting a migraine from this site today. The whole stash thing gets me. And the bouncer check every 5 seconds is starting to get old. Im gonna head my fat happy ass to bed. I'll decide tomorrow whether or not Im gonna stick around here or not. *sighs*

Seduce Me
Seduce me as My hands wander instinctively I want to touch every part of you Your body moves in sync with mine As each time we kiss becomes more intense passion and excitement overtake me You drive me crazy the way you always do My desire for you so strong A pleasure I can only get from you I want to lay by your side all night long, kissing you as you seduce me with your eyes

Recover Your Happiness
A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way. H--Hope Hope for the best and never fo

More Than Just
More Than Just I am more than just tits, More than pussy and clit. I am more than just blonde, More than someone for you to cum on. I am more than just lips, More than just hips. More than some place for you to dock your ship. I’m a normal girl, smart, funny and kind. Which probably doesn’t change that fact that you wanna fuck me blind. Just once I’d like some one to see That there is so much more to me.

Our Show
We do a internet radio show on Friday nights at 9pm Est. The show is live and we take your calls on the night of the show. We have had guest on our show from Bumblefoot From Gun & Roses, Don Jamieson,Steve Smyth,Jim Florentine,Tracii Guns From LA Gunz, Eddie Trunk,Aries Spears,Heidi Cortez,Reverend Bob Levy,Rudy Sarzo,Eddie Ojeda,Steve Trevino ETC.... If you like to check it out go to http://www.morningshowcentral.com Thanks everyone Sign up and post in our forums The show is based in Cleveland Ohio

Just Another Morning.....
As I gaze out the window and watch the leaves blow in the wind, I feel your strong arms engulf me. The dawn of a new day has begun and we are celebrating it together. My body melts into your chest as I turn to welcome your embrace. I lovingly wrap my arms around your neck and our lips meet. Your tongue and mine begin their usual dance. I feel you slide my robe off my shoulders. The cold air on my skin causes me to shiver. You whisper in my ear that u will keep me warm. You begin to trail kisses along my neck and my shoulder blade. I wrap my legs around you as I slide back onto the dresser. You begin to lick and suck on my nipples as I reach for the object of my desire. I hear your intake of breath when my hand connects. I feel you twitch as I begin to massage your thick love muscle. I begin to moan as u continue your assault on my breasts. My pussy is on fire for you an you know it. You begin to tease my clit with your thumb bringing me almost to climax and then stopping. I love when u

©©©julie Cooper 2007
when loving him so much that is hurts when i am trying to run and hide just to escape the hurt inside with a depth of fear it may not always be near but that is something that i may not endure and is something that no drug can cure i look in the mirror and see that changes have taken place i have forced can it all just be untrue then every time i try to escape my mind it only ends up back on you i tell my self to not love you but i know it now i can not do because i end up just needing you

Feel
Let me feel you taste me With the tip of your tongue As you creep up my thighs While the night is still young Let me feel you dip in my juice While caressing my clit Let me feel you as you lap my sweet walls As you plunge in a bit Let me feel you turn up the heat And arouse my desire As you soak in my hole Of hot liquid fire Let me feel you butter my lips As I quiver and sigh From my sexual high Let me feel you climb up on me As you thrust yourself all in me Let me feel all of you and All the desires that run thru you

In Tha Booth Spitin Like A Tank!
oh lord its another one of dem in tha booth freestyles and looka breach chere i'm in florida at tha gulf aire beach and i be swimmim wit tha sharks dese days and be barkin wit tha pit bulls its me and my two dawggitys hollywood and j-money cathy oh yeah dis grown woman fine dats why i be thinkin bout her all tha time.i want her to be my gurl and my wife.so fuck tha parish and tha past i'm just goin wit tha future and dat how i do it when tha chossen child does it prick so u better respect dis or if not i'll have ur ass in check pussy bitch and i know u be takin a bath in tha plantation village ditch wit ur lil dirty ass funky gurly boys,cause yall lil boys dat still play wit toys and my name sammie and a dot cizzile plays wit yalll mammies dats tha cup man come around best belive yall could never feel my pain,cause i lost my home,hood,and dawgs but i'm still reppin my set and my state and parish in tha sunshine state streets stunnin wit a fresh tee,bous,and a fresh black pair of soul

Wow
I have sat and thought about this awhile, I have also sat and watched and am dismayed in allot of people. I have sat and seen people say if you don't fan me and rate me I will not add you, I have seen people say if you don't repost this bulletin then remove me from your list, To all this I say fuck you delete me, Like I have said before I am here for me not you! I have seen the drama queens ( Male and female ) the point whores and it doesn't come down to friends it comes down to a popularity contest, who can have the most fake friends and who can be the top in the rankings, So whoopee fucking doo so your in the top 100 with maybe 3 people you talk too. Allot of people on my friends list were just that, Point whores, cam sluts, drama queens and Losers, If I wanted to hang with a bunch of fucking losers I'm sure I could find a better class of losers to hang out with. See what you people don't realize if BabyJ wants nothing but to ( Up The Ratings ) meaning the membership so he c

I Keep Breathing
I keep breathing in this life that hurts I keep eating this poison dessert I keep waking up in this nightmarish dream I keep walking the halls of satanic screams I keep breathing this life as it always has been I keep wondering is there more in life than this awful sin?

O-mance
O-Mance O-Mance- the act of having an online romance. I’ll be honest, I meet a ton of men online. They all wanna chat me up, try to get into my cyber panties and lick my virtual nipples. Every once in a blue moon though, some one will come along though that strikes my fancy and not in just a I wanna cyber fuck you kind of way or phone fuck you or text fuck you. These are the genuine guys that are far more than a sexy Abercrombie body and a Hollister smile. These are men that wanna know who I am not just what size my tits are or if I shave or have landing strip. It’s because of their genuine interest and the relationships that have developed that’s caused me to pause and consider the notion of an O-Mance. Can one really have a romance that is fostered and revolves around the internet? I can definitely admit that I’ve had crushes on such individuals. I will also admit that they have become an integral part of my life and my day isn’t complete without texting "hi

From Above / Down Here / & Below
From Above [Intro] [Verse I] You're all that's on my mind, How's it gonna be this time? Is it gonna work out or will I fail, The joint begins to run and the smoke begins to stale. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the closest I get to being with you. [After I hit the wall, I will learn to crawl...] The paper burns so slowly, my lungs just hold their breath I finally feel like I'm not grasping for my death. [Verse II] My fingers ache for the touch of your body. Falling faster down the hole inside me. I spiral out of control, lose what I'm trying to say. I just love it when you look at me that way. [Chorus] Ashes fall to the wind, this high is the closest I get to being with you. [After I hit the wall, I will learn to crawl...] The paper burns so slowly, my lungs just hold their breath I finally feel like I'm not grasping for my death. [Breakstrain] You're reading my eyes... is what you say... I feel like a better man today. You mak

My Dragon
Flying so high, Watching, and hovering over head. The strong wings of my dragon hold pride. They flap, Powerful with great efficiency. My dragon is graceful and slick, But kind and caring. With love in his dragon heart, He watches for trouble. Like demons and monsters, Who lurk in dark caves. But he is never too serious for a laugh. He roars for his enjoyment, Loud and strong. Like he just beat a knight in shining armor, And is now showing off his victory. He may seem fierce, He may seem scary, But a dragon shouldn't be judged on his appearance, But by his sweet heart inside. Especially mine, My fearless, and courageous dragon.

Calling
Lightning called to me today in a voice so sensuous, so tempting, I opened the door, willing for him to consume me. Yet as his foot stamped the mighty ground with a crack, he laughed in my face with a thunderous voice, chiding me to think I was worthy enough to be in his presence. I closed the door with a squeal, cowed by his power. Then I raised my voice to the sky, singing an ancient tune. My voice rose and fell sweetly with the melody as Lightning growled and hissed, his breath blowing the trees like a monsoon. Yet when my voice rang clear on the top note, I could feel him sigh in awe, tears falling from his face. And then his tears became the rain....

This Weekend At Celebration 2007
Wow, what a weeken. Celebration 2007 was out of this world. between fabulous prizes to new product unveiling, the time was well spent. Watch our very own video on u-tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygUvdRWNdu4 then visit my web page for more info on your very own spa escape or joinging my growing team. www.beautipage.com/heidijoy Learn how to pamper yourself at home, and keep that youthful look and if you are looking for an unlimited career opportunity, we offer that too. Kisses hugs and glowing days, Heidi

It Seams
it seams that no matter where i look it seams that no matter what i think it seams that no matter what i feel it seams that im not worthy of anyone it seams that i prefear asian women it seams that even with them i find they play games with me it seams that my heart is breaking to the point of not careing anymore it seams that all the good women have finaly gone away and are taken what about the good guys who are looking but being abused it seams that ill just be lonely always

A Hateful World
A world who only care about themselves than care about other people feelings. In this world you will find people who would hurt you or lie to you. And some people will just kill you. This world is really weird. Those people are really dumb and they should mine they own business. They always make fun of me why can't they leave me alone. I am pride of be different . That is why I hate living in this hateful world. There are few people who can understand my feelings. I wish this hateful world can just leave me alone. I am cry now because nobodies can leave me alone. I just wanted to be alone. They will be hide your back. That is why I hate this world. Those people has no respect for other people. I am really piss off at people who think they are better than everybody else. I cry so much when people make fun of me. I am all alone in this hateful world. I am tired of see the same thing over and over again. I am start to only care about me. I am ti

The Darker Side Of Me
I have evolved Now everyone can see A different side of me One not so nice She is much more mean Everyone welcome, the darker side of me She is much more pretty When she is nice Though I am sure This side will suffice She will protect My very damaged heart Even though This is only the start People will see How different I have become Not sure how they will react Soon, the answers will come

I Want To Dance
Man I have noticed some really great music lately that makes me want to just get up and move my ass. I wish my hubby was into going out dancing. Sometimes I just have this need to get out and shake what my momma gave me and bump and grind. I just went and bought the new Finger 11 tonight just for the song Paralyzer. I wish I could go out to a bar and dance and have fun without worrying about nut jobs. Sometimes it is hard being a girl.

Sending Me Fubar Mail
Due to just getting tons of mail on how to be a true American, I won't be accepting any mail from anyone unless you're on my friends list. Now it's time for me to vent... If you are on my friends list, please, don't ever fuckin tell me on how to be a true American!!! Don't ever send me shit on how to be a true American, don't ever put down our troops, talk about the cruelty we're (American Soldiers) causing in Iraq or anywhere else or bad mouth or be ashamed of being American. I can make a very long list on how True Americans should act and things they should fight for, but I won't, because unless you've served or have family whom has served, you won't understand... God, I'm so fuckin pissed I can't even think straight...I love America and I love everyone who loves America, if you hate us, then feel free to get the fuck off my friend's list cause I fuckin hate you anyway. As far as the war in Iraq goes, I support it, we've lost too many lives (American) to give u

Shrouded In Gloom
Shrouded in gloom Souls sad demise depression runs rampant deep sorrowful eyes Shrouded in gloom Thoughts running black Idea of suicide loom No turning back Shrouded in gloom By myself I bleed Dizziness sets in Lost in my disease Shrouded in gloom young life wasted Fruit of experience none ever tasted

Things I Need To Change And Why...
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...

My Soul's Expedition
The deathly heat of this debate is burning in my soul, I thought it would be cathartic but instead it eats me whole. I swing with frantic energy throughout this dim, dark universe, but no matter which blank door I choose I'm still cloaked with this hungry curse. Minute specks of consciousness slowly antagonize my energy, and without your help it's obvious that this pain was meant to be. So without a declaration of solitude I close down my prodigal dreams, and you will witness with dismay that all... is exactly, as it seems.

The Phone Call
The phone rung about 0130, and I quickly answered it grabbing my strawberry-kiwi flavored lube and "blue magic." It was my new friend. We had been chatting on the phone for several weeks. (the bad thing of being in a long distance relationship) Our conversation quickly drifted to sex. I told him that I was laying in bed with my pink t-shirt on and matching thong. He told me he had his boxers and a tee on. He asked me to remove my panties and I complied to his request. I laid back on the bed and began massaging my pussy lips with my fingers. I gave him a play by play of my self soothing relaxation technique. It went something similiar to this...I continued to rub and pull on my pussy lips as I listened to some slow jams. I could faintly hear R. Kelly in the background. I continued to to pull and rub on my lips and clit. I quickly layered lube on "blue" and placed him on my clit as I turned the speed to one. I rubbed the head gently over my clit feeling smooth vibrations bounce off my

How Could I Ever Leave You
Sitting alone in this midnight train Traveling in my daily nightmares Looking out the bleeding window Haunting memories pasted in layers All these years spent loving only you Can't believe you walked out the door Visions of you with her, burnt in my mind Turning away, me crumpled on the floor Being pushed from this cloud of love When I close my eyes,hit the ground Though I keep falling faster than time Still crash to memories without sound Would have given up my life for you You vowed that you would never leave Yet here I am so cold and alone Your words of love I always believed No faith in God no trust in Love Still breathing as life has just begun Unleash sadness from my black heart Or am I past the point of no return Please come back to me my love Can't live on memories of yesterdays Needing your love back in my heart Praying you'll come back to stay Tired of drowning in my own tears Pictures of your face fading away Hope to come out of t

What Would You Do?
what would you say if i told you i loved you? would you say it back ? and mean it? what if i told you i would walk away now and never say it again? would you come after me and make me say it a million times over? would you kiss away my tears if it hurt more than anything to walk away? if i said i would run the circumference of the world to spare you from all this would you mourn the loss of things to be? everything i said was true and always will be, but from you and this i am willing to turn away if that would be something that made you happy even if it caused you the greatest pain of all at first so you could be happy in the end. i would do this for you but would you or could you do this for me?

Whaaaa?
I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, Im your average suburbinite slob, I like foot ball and pornos and books about war, I've got an average house with nice hard wood floors, A moment of dennis leary, to illustrate a point I am man hear me belch. I am not the super sensitive cassanova nor am I don juan, but I think the ammount I bring to the table is adaquate. Why oh why must you rant on so do you ask... I grow weary of the constant "boys v. girls" on blogs and smug flashes of what used to be insite about 40 years ago. Damn it I wanna see tits and ass in quantities, women I dont know what they want to see but maybe they can drop a line so I know the score. Yo Soy El Hombre Con El Plan Meistro y el plan es... if you acctually are screing you dont always talk about it, or transversly complain about hearing abou it. So everyone just get some or lots in twos or threes and lets all just enjoy our Fu-ness. Thats just my opinion... I could be wrong. Chris

Denied
Empty words, broken dreaming Ghosts of lost emotions Better served to nigthmares Whisper felt kisses fading, that upon awakening bring tears Promises better left unsaid Shattered lies, misleading Tattered and torn was the heart Refilled with passion, desire Lost again to mislead loyalty Compassion died Lies revive.... JewelC

Fubar Kicks Bootie!
Ok friends... I Just wanted to update you a little on the contest im running... Theres still tons of time left before its over.. I told one lady not to give up , and she has come up from around 300 votes all the way up to almost 2000 injust a cpl hours...I find that pretty amazing...Better keep your eyes open, looks like some one has a bombing family helping them.....Theres still at least 7 people seriously competing for these prizes....So dont give up!!!The sportsmanship has been outstanding! I hope you all know, i appreciate the great teamwork and effort that has been put forth! I want to Appologize to everyone for my sometimes less then adequite behavior and spelling... LMAO ....Seriously though...Im doing my best and if theres anything i can do to make things funner or more exciting...Send me an F-mail with your suggestion....Thanks for Your friendship and for all the great time spent.....

Why Should I Care
Guess I'm in a mood today, dunno. I ask, though, why do we fawking care about the downraters? I mean, come on, when I first came on here a couple of months ago I cared. I finally have come to realized that for every number 5 or lower I get about 2 or 3 10's and sometimes an 11. I mean come on are your feelings getting hurt or what, I mean maybe ya are a 1 to that person, or maybe ya pissed em off and they not man enough to rate ya a 1 with thier own profile. So what, get over it. I guss I am just sick and tired of the bulletins, it's either come rate me and help me or this fooker rated me a 1...I don't care anymore. It's just stupid, childish, dramaish, bullshit, and when I come on here I feel like I am back in friggen high school. People calling people out on starting drama need to realize that they are the one's who keep the drama going. If ya would just let it alone then omg what would you talk about...hmmm, think about it....if ya weren't maybe ya might meet someone really c

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

If I Could
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Who You Thought You Knew....
I start being me today, You dont like it, then back away, I really dont know who else to be, So if you cant take it, please walk away from me Was it all just a facade Think on it, its rather odd Trying to be just what you expect I lost me, I lost MY respect Too many times Ive wanted to say no Too many times you wouldnt let go I hurt, I cry, I struggle as well Sometimes my life is a daily hell Im not as strong as you might think I cover it with a laugh, a giggle, a wink I'm not perfect, dont claim to be Simply put, Im just plain me Just look past all of the shit Pick up the pieces you didnt think fit I'm going to start right here Damn you and damn your fear Let me be the child inside A little scared, a little wild Room to grow into that I used to be Loving, sensual and carefree If you cant let me be who I am Then really I dont give a damn I need "me time" I need to laugh I have to get back who I was in the past So here today I start anew Say goodbye to who

Crawfish Etouffee
1 1/4 stick butter or margarine 1 medium onion - diced 2 stalks celery - diced 1 small bell pepper - diced 1 lb peeled crawfish tails 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper Melt butter or margarine. Add diced onions, celery, and bell pepper. Saute' on medium heat until vegetables are translucent – approximately 15 minutes. Add crawfish and Mulate's Cajun Seasoning - stir well. Cook covered on low heat for approximately 15 minutes. You may add chopped parsley or green onions just before serving - do whatever you like! Serve over white rice. Variation: Add 1 can Cream of Mushroom soup just before adding the crawfish.

Trust...
Children believe uncondtionally... Some adults still retain this ability as they grow older. I've tried that, I was naive, gullible..whatever Maybe I'm jaded now..I wont chance it again. Hidden agendas, false promises, games and lies... These things make the most trusting of people take a second look at their views on life. Will I heal?...possible... Will I trust again with the ability of a child?....Never again No one on this earth is worthy of that type of trust....

Do Not Miss This Movie...
You have to have about 2 hours to devote to this movie, but I can guarentee that it has changed my mind. If you believe in God... Watch this movie... If you believe 9-11 wasnt planned... Watch this movie... If you believe you HAVE to pay Federal Taxes or file for income tax... Watch this movie If you believe 9-11 WAS planned and Bush is a bad Republican president, and you believe you're a Democrat and they're spic and span... Watch this movie Otherwise... Im making a blog about it and hopefully I'll have it up within the next day or two after (most likely) watching the movie again to point out major topics. Zeitgeist - The Movie 2007 http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

King Cake
1/2 cup water, (105 to 115 degrees) 2 envelopes active dry yeast 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon lemon rind, grated 1/2 cup water, lukewarm 3 eggs 4 egg yolks 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 egg, lightly beaten with 1 teaspoon of milk 1 small doll, coin, or bean 3 cups confectioners sugar 1/4 cup lemon juice, strained 3 teaspoons water or more green, purple, and yellow sugars Dissolve yeast in water; let stand for about 5 to 10 minutes. Combine flour, sugar, nutmeg, salt and lemon rind in a large bowl. Make a well in center. Add yeast mixture, milk, eggs, egg yolks and combine completely. Beat in butter until dough forms a ball. Place on floured board; incorporate more flour if necessary. Knead until smooth and elastic. Stir dough in well buttered bowl and turn so all surfaces are buttered. Cover with a towel and let rise 1 1/2 hours or until doubled in bulk. Brush baking

You Shouldn't Hate Your Wife
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) ‘a believing man should not hate a believing woman; if he dislikes one of her characteristics, he will be pleased with another.’ Sahih Muslim Hadith 3469, Narrated by Abu Hurayrah

Oyster Pie
1/4 cup oil 1/2 cup chopped green onion, tops and bottoms 1/2 cup all purpose flour 2 stalks celery, chopped 3/4 cup milk Salt, black and red pepper to taste 1 pint oysters Hot sauce to taste 1 small clove garlic, minced 8-inch unbaked pie shell, top and bottom 1/4 bell pepper, chopped 1/4 cup minced parsley Make a roux with oil and flour, stirring constantly until it reaches the hue of a brown paper bag. Add milk. Stir well. Drain juice from oysters and add only oysters to sauce. Cook for 15 minutes or until oysters have thrown off all their juice. If mixture is too thick, add oyster juice. Add chopped ingredients and salt, peppers and hot sauce to taste. (Salt must be added last to keep milk from curdling. Put oyster mixture in unbaked 8-inch pie shell and cover with top crust. Start pie at 450 degrees and cook 15 minutes to prevent inside crust from being soggy. Reduce heat to 350 degrees and continue cooking until nicely browned.

Abuse
Control, a very big problem these days in relatioinships. People seem to come across this very frequently in their lives. Now I have noticed a lot of women get the stronger version of control then men. You want to know what a strong version of control is you say? Well usually in this case the guy that this woman is dating, usually ends up trying to tell her what to do, by stating who she can hang out with, calling up to make sure she is on the way home like she should be and so forth. Now that is just the little part of that, so when you start to notice your man putting you down for no reason, telling you that you can't go nowhere, and also turning into a real nice guy then turning into a real jerk/ass/prick whatever you want to call him. Like a nice Mr Jekil n Hyde, that is a sign to hurry up and get out of that relationships and try not to get anywhere near that person. Now if you don't want to listen to that, usually you will get massive phone calls, text messages, anything to let y

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Yeasty Crock Pot Corned Beef In Beer
Ingredients: * 6 medium potatoes, quartered * 3 medium onions, peeled and quartered * 1 cup sliced carrots * 1 4 pound corned beef brisket * 3 Tbsp butter * 1 cup amber beer * 1 bay leaf 2 tsp pickling spices Method In crock pot place potatoes, onions and carrots. Trim excess fat from corned beef brisket and place meat atop vegetables. Place butter pats on beef. Pour beer over brisket, add bay leaf and sprinkle with pickling spices. Cover and cook on low heat setting for 10 hours. Slice beef brisket thinly across grain and serve with potatoes and carrots. Notes: Serve cold leftover brisket on pumpernickel bread with spicy mustard and tangy coleslaw. Number of servings: 6

Leaving????
as you all know i am here for drama free fun. that doesnt seem to be happening. i dont apprecate get hounded when i dont feel good about something i said i would do. i thought there were good people out there who actually cared about peoples well being instead of themselves. if this drama and harassment continue i will be leaving fubar.

Inside Of Me
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me

Hmmm
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) now you must send this to people you love!!!!and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!!

Im Gonna Do It
ive noticed unless you buy blasts,happy hours,or v.i.p you can never get to the top or it takes you 5 years which i think is bullshit because when i first joined it was free site now its really not but i making alittle vow to myself im gonna make it to godfather without ever buying a blast or happy hour or even a v.i.p it my take me 2 more years but im gonna try, not only because im broke but because i think i can do it with the help of my friends and family so maybe we can pass this around and see if we can make it happen!!!!! what do ya say?

Stuffed Oaxacan Pork Tenderloin
Ingredients: * 1 pound bulk pork chorizo sausage * 1/2 cup shallots, chopped * 1/2 pound potatoes, peeled and chopped * 1 teaspoon cumin, ground * 2 teaspoons cilantro, chopped * 1/2 cup asadero cheese, shredded * 1 16 oz pork tenderloin * 1/4 cup dry mole powder * Sauce: * 3 cups chicken stock * Reserved tomato juice * 1 teaspoon cornstarch * 1 Tablespoon Mrs. Dash Southwest Chipotle Blend Seasoning * 1/2 cup peach preserves 2 teaspoons cilantro, chopped Method Preheat a 4 quart slow cooker on low. In a large skillet, cook the Chorizo with the shallots, breaking up meat into small crumble. Stir in potatoes and continue to cook for three minutes. Drain Chorizo, pressing out any remaining oil. Stir in cilantro, cumin, cheese and set aside. Using a sharp knife, cut tenderloin so it unrolls jellyroll style. Lay pork down and fill with Chorizo mixture. Reroll meat and tie with several pieces of butcher's s

Hey All
Hey, guess im one of the new guys here, umm just got outta a not so great relationship :( and movin on.... lookin for new people and things to do, and well stumbled onto this place, so just wanted to say hi, i got more pics and stuff to put up.. but i gotta dig em up..

Beef Cholent
Ingredients: * 1 lb beef flank * 1/2 lb beef stew meat * 2 medium onions, chopped * 2-4 cloves garlic, minced * 2 stalks celery, diced * 4 carrots, sliced * 4 pototoes, diced large * 1 can white beans, drained and rinsed * 1 can kidney beans, drained and rinsed * 1/4 cup barley * 1 cup water * 1 can chicken broth 1/4 tsp Mrs. Dash seasoning Method Brown meat on all sides and remove from pan. Saute onions, garlic and celery in meat drippings. Add additional oil if needed. Use some of the water to release pan drippings and add to crock pot. Put meat, onion mixture, potatoes, carrots and beans in to crock pot in that order. Add seasoning, all liquids, then add the barley. Cover and cook on medium for 8-10 hours. Notes: This is a traditional Jewish dish. It can be served thin, by adding more water or thick by cooking until most of the liquid has been absorbed. This dish can also be made with dark meat chicken or

Athens Chicken With Greek Salsa
Ingredients: * 2/3 cup flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano * 6 chicken breasts, boneless & skinless * 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) cream of chicken soup * 1/2 cup white wine (water or chicken broth may be substituted) * 1/2 cup tomato, chopped * 1/2 cup cucumber, chopped * 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar * 1/2 cup Kalamata olives, pitted & chopped 1/4 cup feta cheese, crumbled Method Combine first 3 ingredients in a large bowl. Coat chicken in mixture and place chicken into a slow cooker. In a separate medium bowl, combine soup (undiluted) and wine. Pour over chicken in slow cooker. Cover and cook on low for 8 to 10 hours or on high for 3 to 4 hours. Meanwhile, combine remaining ingredients in a small bowl. Cover and refrigerate until chicken is completely cooked. Remove chicken from slow cooker and place on a warm serving platter. Spoon salsa over chicken and serve immediately. Notes: My husband and I developed