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April N00bz Pimp Out?? O'rly!?! Yarly!
One of mah friendz asked meh to help her out fo sho! add dis ct friend yarly, she nice fo sho! Razzamapple~S.S.S~@ CherryTAP And dis is deh friend who wanted meh to help her yarly dis be a nice person too fo sha! ♥Trixy♥ ♥SSS♥@ CherryTAP Another random pimp out by: Orly? The Official CherryTap Owl ~CHELLE Hubby FO SHO!@ CherryTAP

Do Not Read This.... Ok So I'm Kidding, Read This.
I have a lot of you out there that just live for comment bombing, well as of this sec. none of it is happening to my pic, wassup with that, come on my friends, boost my ego a little bit here plzzzzz. I know that I ain't the sexiest guy out there, lets overlood that and showme some love by COMMENTING THE HECK OUT OF MY PIC... You will be amply rewarded by my devotion as a friend, like you don't already have that now, right. But really it would be awesome to finally say I won something.

Good Morning
Good Morning Ya'll Hope this blog thing finds ya all peachy and stuff... Im doing ok.. had a rough night.. didnt sleep with a .... so now im up and now having my coffee with a dog n my lap hes trying too type too lol...not much going on here.. it was suppose too rain last night and of course it didnt :( WE NEED RAIN BAD..anyways.. just wanted too wish everyone a great day for the ones who read these!! until then ttfn. be good or be good it

I Did It All By Myself
· your cherry level just increased to '14' (Epic Cherry)! ^^^WOOT WOOT... LEVEL 14!!!^^^ CAN YOU DRINK TO THAT YALL? IT WAS NOT HAPPY HOUR, AND I'M NOT A VIC... AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE, RATING AND COMMENTING PICS, PROFILES, MUMS, STASHS... WOOT WOOT!!! YEAH SO IT'S NOT THAT COOL CAUSE NOW I GOT 34,999 TO GO TILL I'M CHERRY IDOL, I'M JUST AMAZED IT TOOK 6 HOURS AFTER HAPPY HOUR TO GET IT, LOL... NOW I CAN REST EASY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! · your cherry level just increased to '14' (Epic Cherry)!

Here We Go Again.......
Why do I even bother giving two shits about this place? Again CT decides to rear its ugly head again, & yours truly is in the middle of it. AGAIN!!! Just signed on this morning & noticed a new message received. Go & open it and it's from one of the bouncers. Here's what the message says: === 'Ұẽặŕ Ǿƒ Ťĥě Đŗãĝŏŋ™' spewed forth the following at '2007-04-01 00:40:24'.. > > Under CherryTAP guidelines, your user name is NSFW. Please change the C*** to something appropriate. > > Thank you. > > Year of the Dragon > CT Bouncer Again, I don't want to sound like im being a party pooper about this, but I've had this account for 7 (count them SEVEN) months, leveled up to where I am now, & chatted with hundreds (maybe a thousand) persons since then that have no problem with my name; & NOW after all that they say that my name is offensive & needs to be changed..... Well congratulations! You have just made this site a

From A Great Friend :) :)
The beauty in your eyes, the first time I met you. The light glimmering off your moist lips. Your soft looking skin was so full of life and texture. The moment you spoke to me, I started to wonder, is she the woman that I lust or love I pondered. It hit me like her amazing smile, I could never lust her, for she has a special aurora. Her façade she puts up, is so high, it deters the unhealthy and the weak-minded. But deep down inside her heart, she is lonely, saddened and deeply hurt. She is the most amazing creature on this planet. She finds ways to make me laugh, make me cry, and best of all make me smile. Her pureness is sometimes forgotten, because of the pain she hides, but she can’t run away from it. I love her to death, and she denies it!! Beautiful angel that walks on this planet, I am so glad that you have touched my prescience with your life and have accepted me as a friend… Beautiful angel,just know that I will be her through thick and thin!!

Sadness
Looking at this paper.....A long and lonely stare. A deep dark sacred word, WE finally chose to share. It makes no sense to me, the pain i feel inside, my feelings all along, I've always tried to hide. Proud to say she's with me, It didnt last so long, The past reered its ugly head, where did WE go wrong? Memmories that we made together, HER my SON and I, in my heart is where they'll be, til the day i die....................

April 1st Horoscope.....
Leo Daily Horoscope by Rick Levine Apr 1, 2007 Leo (July 23 - August 22) There is a price you must pay for intimacy and you don't want to cough up the entrance fee. But you may be in for a surprise, for the cost isn't what you think. You don't have to give up anything and you certainly don't have to let someone else control your feelings. All you need to do is to share what's in your heart. If you let others know your concerns, they may be willing to work with you in a constructive manner. Hmmmmm.....

A Story
about a time lonmg ago well one that feels that way just the same when this girl could feel loved and adored ever week hour minute counted down to the second waiting to have to hold to be with slowly i see things trun it hurts me that u dont seem to look at me where has it gone the love i remember when y would say it all the time now even at the good bye is it there no it seems most of everthing these days is gone i will give it back that is what u want right thats all u want right cuz if it wasnt that way u would say i love u 2

James Dean Vs. Elvis Presly.
i have no idea how my dream last night started. all i know is that James Dean and Elvis Presly were sitting next to each other in lawn chairs, both in the same sailor outfit, fighting over who's dick was bigger. i told them i would decide. they both whipped out their giant floppy donkey weiners and James Dean won the prize. go James!

All Or Nothing
ACCEPT ALL OR NOTHING Revolution in the streets Our vision turned into reality Too late to stop it now A spark that's lit a fire burning high It's time to take a stand Stand up for your rights and your beliefs Together we'll strang - we're gonna fight them all We got the power - to turn the world around It's all or nothing - and we don't stop fighting All or nothing - and we won't back down It's all or nothing - we can light a fire All or nothing - we will take it all No matter what you are No matter where you're from and where you go There's a place for all of you Side by side - we can only win No turning back the time The force is growing day by day No wall is high enough - no chain too strong We got the power - to double back around It's all or nothing - and we don't stop fighting All or nothing - and we won't back down It's all or nothing - we can strike a fire All or nothing - we will take it all - we will take it all It's all or nothing -

Lilhoochiefromdownunda
Thank you Firestar...this is a poem a friend wrote for me:) by Firestar~Queen of Darkness~ Lil Hoochie From DownUnder Lil hoochie from downunder…. Let me tell you a sweet story about the finest, yet the hottest lady living downunder. She so fine that rain will not rain upon her day, But her beauty is well know about the land of the great downunder. Eyes that will burn like liquid fire. Lips that are like morphine, But all men want to dare to her wicked kiss. Story goes…. To lay your eyes upon her beauty is like feasting upon the sun to where You would lose your mind. Lil hoochie from downunder…. She got what it takes to make a man‘s…. Blood boil like hot water on a stove, Heart bursting like firecracker on the fourth of July. She got the sweet alluring sway about her walk that makes…. The men fall to their knees for mercy. Lil hoochie from downunder…. Sweeter than honey upon a rattle snake meat. Hotter than a brewing day upon Texas. Lil hoochie knows what she

Roseta Stone
How life plays with our souls a friend of said how are we to live when things are set in stone everything we do was meant to happen?...how do we live knowing our every choice is not our own that every decision has already been made...Our freedom our hope everything lost to fate. I speak to you as my muse is whispering in my ear her soft sensual voice luring these enigmatic thoughts through my mortal soul how inspiration touches us all differently but the outcome is the same. Times great things happen others Disasters are caused by our brothers or sisters our own flesh an blood life is to complicated to dicipher alone as with time it goes in a circle everything always comes back....in the end time is never ending... I know not of what awaits us in the afterlife i simply hope that the ones i love the ones you love are waiting for you with wide open arms waiting to console you in every way possible... Others look at me an see a young man i tell you i may look young but these

My Letter To The Ny Daily News
Dear Ivan Pereira, Michael Saul, Alison Gendar, "In previous incarnations [of the Grand Theft Auto series], players advanced through the game by killing cops, selling pornography to children and killing prostitutes." http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2007/03/31/2007-03-31_pols_rage_as_vid_game_takes_shot_at_city-4.html After reading the above-linked article, I believe there are some discrepancies that need to be brought to your attention. I have extensively played Grand Theft Auto 1, 2, 3, Vice City, and San Andreas, yet I have never encountered any opportunities to sell pornography to children, nor is there is no way to advance in the game through killing police officers or prostitutes. In every game in the Grand Theft Auto series, killing a prostitute within view of a police officer will cause him to try to subdue and arrest you. If you kill a police officer, more will come in squad-cars, attempting to stop you. If you continue to kill officers, SWAT teams will at

You've Been Fucked!!!!!
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll

The Women's Club
The Freeland Herald "Wanted, ten women of exceptional beauty who want to become rich overnight. Must meet the following exacting standards. No exceptions will be made. 1. They must be an average housewife. 2. They must test disease and drug free. 3. They must be between the ages of 18 and 30 with a perfect, unflawed body. Each candidate will be paid 10,000 dollars for one night. She must be willing to have bisexual sex with no questions asked. Entries must be mailed to PO Box 171 not later than June 5th. **** Heidi had found the newspaper laying open and read the add twice, wondering if it were serious or some kind of scam. She needed the money so badly. Her husband was a worthless bum and was destined to stay that way for the foreseeable future. He fixed cars when he wanted money and faked illness when he felt lazy. He was ill most of the time, and so was Heidi, sick of looking at his vacant stare and unshaven face. How could the class president become

Life
This week should be the Happiest week of my life ~ the most beautiful baby boy with the most beautiful blue eyes Ive ever seen was born. I fell in love with him instantly. however everything else in my life has gone to crap. 2 people I love and/or care about have basically walked away or pushed me away for no reason. I know I can be difficult sometimes but there are reasons for it. I dont mean to be that way or so cold. You should be able to turn to those you care about when u have problems they should listen not give you grief. Life is very fragile - what if something drastic happens and u didnt tell the people u care about how u felt - what if they died thinking you didnt care. Life and Death has been on my mind alot lately and unlike the people who have hurt me beyond belief I plan on from now on living the rest of my time to the fullest and proving to the people I care about exactly how I feel about them. u shouldnt let people get so close and let them in only to hurt them by pus

She Still Breaks My Heart....
You write that you are breaking my heart again? How is this so? you are talking about the story i write ?? right? thats what your talking about... it must be because thats all that is making sence to me. I am confused but not in the way you think. You are confusing me by saying you are breaking my heart again? Is it because you are reading my story? please tell me.... Because thats all that makes sence.... Am i jealous of him? you want an honest adult anwser right? Yes of course i am or part of me is, the part that still loves you. I gave up that fight so long ago... And now here we are again. Not the way i wanted to remember this date.... Is that how you are breaking my heart? Reminding me of mistakes i made ? mistakes i pay for still? They cost me you ... and they cost me her too... I've paid for them twice now. So tell me where is that fair????? You say you are breaking my heart again? It still has not healed so how do you break what is already broken? Never healed y

The Two Of Them - Pt 4
Waking up the next morning Petie looked at his alarm clock only to see it blinking 10:00am crawling out of bed on a sunday morning he walked himself downstairs to see his sister still there cooking breakfest. Mornin Pete you look ... wow you dont look good at all didnt you get any sleep? *No not really all i thought about was this whole freaking situation i aint even sure when i got off to bed to be quite honest. I guess it was some time after four in the morning* You need to stop Pete this is unhealthy to be like this let it go there isn't a point in holding on anymore. *Yeah tell me something i didnt alredy know sis..* You have a letter waiting for you i bet you didnt know that. *A Letter its Sunday there isnt any mail on a sunday...* I guess it must be hand delivered from someone then huh petie Reaching down for the letter he did not know what he had to expect until he started reading it. Who's it from Petie? Asked his younger sister....*Its from Jenn* he said with a

Friends U Can Keep
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll

Friends
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. MARINE FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRI

Little Downrater On The Loose Lol
She came and down rated my primary pic lol another one jealous I guess lmao Oh well, shes a coward, I called her out on it, and of course she blocked me so I couldnt do shit on her page, little winch, If ur gonna come to my page being a B*tch, U better be able to explain urself then. U dont know me, so U had no right! Grow the F*ck up!! Missy@ CherryTAP

What The Experts Say....
Success in new relationship is not independent if one partner is not over the last relationship and still has unresolved issues. If you keep casual acquaintances and care for your independence, you will find a new partner who will not just temporarily fill emotional hole. WOW TO BE HONEST NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY I STILL HAVE A BROKEN HEART AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I DATE OR DO I STILL CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM YOU DON'T ALMOST MARRY SOMEONE AND THEN BREAK-UP AND GET OVER IT AND FORGET I MEAN WELL I DIDN'T HE TOOK THE EASY ROAD AND WENT BACK TO HIS EX WHICH YES GREAT I'M SUPER HAPPY THAT HE HAS FOUND HAPPINESS I MEAN WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS A DEVINE HAPPINESS NO MATTER WHAT IT IS THAT MAKES THEM HAPPY HELL SEEING HIM HAPPY EVEN THO I AM DYING IS WELL WORTH IT... IF I COULD TALK TO BRANNON AGAIN I WOULD SAY I LOVE YOU AND PROB ALWAYS WILL BUT I AM HAPPY THAT U HAVE FOUND HAPPINESS EVEN IF IT ISN'T WITH ME... I WOULD ALSO TELL HIM SOME NEWS ABOUT THE BABY..

Hey Guys.. =(
hey guys i went to the hospital yesturday for 12 hours.. it was such a drag. i couldnt walk by myself yesturday i had to depend on people to keep me up. i was so dizzy i kept seeing 2 of everything. it was awful. then i find out i have acute bronchitis. and it should be gone within a week. which really sucks. well guys show me some love to help me get better quicker.. =) love you all!!

New On Cherry Tap
Ok This Is MY First Time On Here And So Far I'm Haven Fun. This Cherry Tap Is Pretty Kool & LiL More Fun Than Myspace Accept That You Can't Type In THe Search Bar For Your Favorate Music Artist Or Actor Or Wrestler Or Dee Jay And I Still Can't Figgure Out How To Deck Out My Profile The Way I Want It But Other Than That I Really Like It On Here It's Pretty Kool. I'm Glad I Made A Account On Here..................................

Ohio Friends Are The Greatest!
Ohio friends are the greatest!!!! lol Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught, and sware to god, on the holy bible you didnt do it, if you do get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty peice of ass you tried to pick up, and then they both laugh about it! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route, and one whore to distract the state trooper!. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn..

The Are Secrets At My House
_____________________ There Are Secrets at My House Ssh! Must be quiet as a mouse cause there are secrets at my house. laughing faces, the smiles you see are really only masks to me. My mommy cries late at night her and Daddy had an awful fight But I'm as quiet as a mouse. Cause there are secrets at my house. Sissy's face is black and blue Bobby's arm is broke in two But ssh! be quiet as a mouse. Cause there are secrets at my house. I try to keep the secrets straight like Bobby fell off his bike by the gate Oh, and Sissy walked into a door and there are many, many more. So all the secrets I can't tell make my life a living hell But ssh! be quiet as a mouse. Cause there are secrets at my house. PLEASE COME JOIN ME AND HELP SUPPORT THE ABUSE .

9 Words Women Use, That Men Don't Understand.
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

Story Time!!
Ready for a story goddess and gods. Because Feel one coming on,he he!! Maybe it was the rain that lead her to this,a place she never thought she'd go. But then again rain always did make her feel strange. So here she found herself at the door of a shady bar,the kind that your drawn to but never go in. So here she was a 27 year old and never done all the wild thoughts she had. Took a deep breath and entered. Just as she thought the place smelled of booze and sex. As she headed to the bar she saw that the air was thick with smoke and the place was packed with people from all areas of life. To the back end of the place you had your black suits and ties. To the left you had your bikers and wanders. To the right you had your good ol'boys and truckers. In the center next to the stage you had your goths and their followers. As she sat on a chair and ordered herself a shot of JD with a rum and coke as a chaser,she could help but think of her dear old granny rolling in her grave be

Only You!
Touch me tonight, baby, do as I say slide naked down our bed, let me show you the way I'll spread my legs to show you, share my curves with you too, Oh my incredible lover, you know all I want to do Your tongue it dances a rhythm, with that just like my own, This incredible shared passion, unlike any ever known Your fingers slide inside of me, I open, your wet flower, I close my eyes, moaning, envisioning the sweet sweet shower So drink from me, honey, oh the secrets that we share, Let's push the boundaries further, all pleasures that we dare You love me like no other, no other man will do For you see, my handsome darling, For me it is only you only You, only You

.over.thinking.insomnia.
so im sitting here...playing minesweeper incessantly...while the thoughts are churning in my brain...cuz in reality there is no way to stop them...and ive come to realise...how perfectly shitty the weekend is. well. mine. i think. sure it is what you make of it...but i think people can play an integral part. my kids are goin thru that snotty 'tween' stage. the baby is well...the baby. moms is awesome...but yannow...its moms... my neighbors think its cool to pump up their bass n make my piano vibrate with god only knows what the ass they're listening too. its just... to quiet. to silent. to something i dont know. where are all the people who need people. or something else that makes sense. if Poe walks across my bewbs one more time im going to eat her with noodles and a good merlot. sometimes i wonder how it would be to have normal human hours. and sleep. this insomnia thing is a bitch. seriously. *talks to self* oh i think ive put my finger on it. yes. i

For Emily
as i watch you sleep i think of how you have grown over the last 3 years. i dont know what i did to have you as my baby girl. i have a great responsablity to make sure you grow to be healthy and a responsable adult. so many different things go through my head every day. so many questions with no answers. i just hope and pray that i'm doing the best i can to make sure you have all the love you need to grow. i thank god everyday that he pick me to be your mother. we will just keep on taking everything that crosses our path. i know its not going to be easy and its hasn't so far but we are doing the best we know how to to right now. i will always love you my lil emily.

Do You Like Betties Boobs ???
I would really be greatfull if you guys & girls would give me some feedback on mysite and or what you like or what you would like to see more of. Many thanks all Bettie xxx www.bettiesboobs.com

Lets Help Stop This From Hurting Our Kids!
Let support this and find a way to stop the kids from getting hurt buy parents that does do this it is right.So help me support this .ty. _____________ Dear Teddy Teddy, I've been bad again, My Mommy told me so; I'm not quiet sure what I did wrong. But I thought that you might know. When I woke up this morning, I knew that she was mad; Cause she was crying awful hard, And yelling at my dad. I tried my best to be real good, And do just what she said; I cleaned my room all by myself, I even made my bed. But I spilled milk on my good shirt, When she yelled at me to hurry; And I guess she didn't hear me, When I told her I was sorry. Cause she hit me awful hard, you see, And called me funny names; And told me I was really bad, And I should be ashamed! When I said,"I love you, Mommy," I guess she didn't understand; Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth. Or I'd get smacked again. So, I came up here to talk to yo

19 Ways To Keep A Girl
19 ways to keep a girl 1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward] 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her] 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. [It makes her feel like you really love her.] 4. Cuddle with her. [She'll feel like your there for her] 5. Hug her from behind [It makes her feel special] 6. Write little notes. [She smiles. They're cute; The end] 7. Compliment her Honestly. [No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her] 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. [It makes her feel wanted] 9. Be super sweet to her. = ) [All girls like a super sweet guy] 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. [She'll go to bed with a smile] 11. Comfort her when she cries. [She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her] 12.Wipe away

A Trip To Boston...
It’s early Monday morning and I’m anxiously waiting for my plan to land in Boston. My hands are shaking and thoughts are just running franticly in my head. The question of is this right? Am I doing the right thing? OMG I can’t wait to see you. Even threw my nerves I can feel my damp panties as they rub against my throbbing pussy. My sweet juices slowly flowing from the thought of meeting you and from the knowledge that by the end of the day you will be mine. I can’t stand it much longer the intense feelings running threw my body. I reach under my skirt and run my hands up my leg starting at the knee feeling the smooth cool material of my stockings give away to the even softer feeling of my thighs knowing that not much farther and my fingers will touch my wetness threw the opening in my panties. Touching myself feeling skin that is as smooth as the day I was born. Letting my index finger slowly slip between the damp folds, barely touching myself. My finger gently touches my clit

Rules To Consider
Rules to Consider 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A consci

Nc Blond
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap > > table. A very attractive blonde woman from North > > Carolina arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars > > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. > > > > She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much > > luckier when I play topless." > > > > With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; > > and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" > > > > As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... > > and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" > > > > She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up > > her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. > > > > The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, > > one of them asked, "What did she roll?" > > > > The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you > > were watching." > > > > Moral --- > > > > Not all Southerners are stupid. > > Not all blondes are dumb. > > But, all men..... are men.

Wal-mart Urine Test
In the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart" That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from

If You Only Look At One Thing In My Stash...........
You gotta check out Pattie LaBelle - If you asked me too. Listen to the Lyrics and tell me those words dont touch you. If they don then you better get to a Doctor and have your Heart Checked. I havent heard this song in ages. Let alone seen the video. "I'd give you Everything, All you gotta do is Just Ask me Too."

My Best Friend....
You are my best friend..You have been there for me when i needed it the most...We havent talked much in the last few months because of my problems and it isnt fair to you i know that..I miss our friendship but i dont know if i can talk to you yet..I hope in the future we can be able to just say hello to each other... I tried to say hello to you today...but seems that you as well arent ready to talk to me becuase all i get is Error: sorry, the users permissions don't allow you to message them. Error: sorry, the users permissions dont allow you to send them gifts.

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lovin you was a sin but i couldn't help myself i gave you everything i had, my heart, my soul, my body and my love. but you lied to me and cheated on me. trying hard to forget you and all the pain you have caused. making a new life for me has been hard but i'll never give up. i grew stronger the day i left you. never again to look back to the past to see the hurt you caused me, but looking back to see my beautiful little girl. who i will try my best to raise her to be a strong women

Call It What You Will.
I've never really been afraid of loss in fact i dont think that i have much more in life to gain. I'm 21 I have an old soul. I feel like i should have graduated college five years ago. I graduated in 2003 and its now 2007 I should be graduating this year, i should be finished.. But im not. You see somewhere in life i kind of got lost, and never really made it fully back onto the track. Now Its split so many times, im not really sure how to get back or which road to take anymore. I cant go back because i have to go forward, to go back. I hope to accomplish that this year, This year has to be the year, or i wont be able to live with myself anymore.

Basically.
Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight In a whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak escape was just a nod and a casual wave Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart Then

Colorado Fisherman
A Colorado man was stopped by a game warden in northern Colorado recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the man. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?" We in Colorado may not be as

Sinus Headache
I am a freak. I have abnormally large sinuses, and i can "sense a thunderstorm". That simply means that i get sinus headaches whenever the presure drops. I had one tonight (april 1st) and took some pain killers which are now kicking in. Nice, i like being disconnected.

April Fools Folks - Here's My Contribution For '07
If you've been slow to catch spring fever, pull some lighthearted pranks. Remember, though... what goes around, comes around. If somebody decides to make you their April Fool, have the good grace to laugh at yourself, and be glad you provided onlookers with comic relief. Put Aries in Last Place Anybody who has ever hung out with a Ram knows these folks expect to be first in all things. If you'd like to have a little fun with your favorite Aries, make reservations at a fancy restaurant, then tip the maitre d' to seat a bunch of latecomers before you. Don't let this trick play out too long, though. This sign is famous for its red-hot temper! Take Away Taurus' Comforts There's no doubt about it: Bulls love their creature comforts. The best way to get under this sign's skin is to deprive them of their vices. Claim that the grocery store stopped carrying their favorite cookies. Pretend that the dry cleaner lost their cashmere sweater. Say that you used their expensive body lotion on the do

No One Ever Told Me When I Was Alone They Just Thought I'd Know Better....better.....
"Better", by Guns N' Roses No one ever told me when I was alone They just thought I'd know better....better..... No one ever told me when I was alone They just thought I'd know better....better..... The hardest part this troubled heart has never yet been through now To heal the scars that got their start inside someone like you now But had I known or I'd been shown back when I'd long you'd take me To break the charge that brought me home... and all that won't erase me I never would not that I could No matter what you paid me replay the part You stole my heart I should have known you're crazy If all I knew was that with you I'd want someone to save me It'd be enough That just my luck I fell in love and baby... All that I wanted was... Now I know you better You know I know better Now I know you better! So bittersweet, this tragedy wont ask for absolution This melody inside of me, still searches for solution A twist of fate, the change of heart

Wedding Nite
Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he says, "I know dis yu firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. What chou want?" he says. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try sometin I have heard about... numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries, "You want... Chicken wiff broccori??

Curt??? Was This You??? Lol
>>Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with >> >>her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get >> >>in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to >> >>her from the store. >> >> >> >>Dear Mrs. Fenton, >> >>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >> >>commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban >> >>both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our >> >>video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are >> >>listed below. >> >>Thin gs Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in >> >>Wal-Mart: >> >>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's >> >>carts when they weren't looking. >> >>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at >> >>5-minute intervals. >> >>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >> >>res

Senior Breakfast
SENIOR BREAKFAST We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" "I'll take the special." "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS.. WE'VE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME!!

Retired
The Joy of Being Retired Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10-15 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hill

Just Sayin Hey
Hey just wanted to say hi to everyone and thanks for reading my blog! i am currently going to school at CC studying management information systems. but i hate business so i am totally changing my major so that i can teach high school science! woo! anywho, thanks for all the great comments and e-mails and i will try and keep up with everyone! Thanks and love to dormotavian for "inspiring" me to join ;)

Goodnight Cherry Tap!!!
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Late Night Boredom
So this is what happens when you party too hard on Friday night, no one wants to go out on saturday because they are too tired. Well unfortunately my insomnia is getting the better of me so all my guys are sleeping and I am stuck watching tv at 3am, talk about a fun time. So I watched this movie today that really kinda blew my mind. Have yall seen that movie Super Size Me? Well I watched it for the first time tonight and WOW I thought I was going to puke. My friends all kinda laughed because no matter what they see on tv they say they are too busy to cook. Well anyway so I was watching this movie and was discusted at what I had found out about the food that we are so quick to consume. Well I dont want to go on about it all night but its made me think about what I put into my body, I recommend yall to rent it if you havent seen it yet, just a warning though make sure you if you have a weak stomach to cover your eyes at certain parts. I hope you all have a great weekend.

Bubba
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

The Rules Of This Contest
the rules of this contest have been very clear there will be NO down rating...anyone, and I do mean anyone, caught down rating by yourself or by any one of the people that are helping you and will be removed from this contest, so far two people who have been helping others have been rated a 2 or a 1 I am looking into this and so is my co-host...be warned down grading is childish and shows how immature you are please don't let us catch you doing this in our contest, lets be fair don't be petty..peace

10 Things To Ponder
>>>>Number 10 > >>>>Life is sexually transmitted. > >>>> > >>>>Number 9 > >>>>Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can > >>>>die. > >>>> > >>>>Number 8 > >>>>Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without > >>>>an erection, make him a sandwich. > >>>> > >>>>Number 7 > >>>>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person > >>>>to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. > >>>> > >>>>Number 6 > >>>>Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, > >>>>but you still can't help but smile whe n you shove them down the > >>>>stairs. > >>>> > >>>>Number 5 > >>>>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals > >>>>dying of nothing. > >>>> > >>>>Number 4 > >>>>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no > >>>>attention to criticism. > >>>> > >>>>Number 3 > >>>>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a > >>>>substantial tax c

Book Report
Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life", by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over three hours to read Clinton: Over three hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titani c: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remem

Tarzan And Jane
TARZAN & JANE When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

Computer Symbols
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means smile and :( means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( Well. how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) a dumb ass

Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to >>> > teach good manners, >>> > asked her students the following question: >>> > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a >>> > nice young lady, >>> > how would you tell her that you have to go to the >>> > bathroom?" >>> > >>> > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." >>> > >>> > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude >>> > and impolite. What >>> > about you Peter, how would you say it?" >>> > >>> > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to >>> > the bathroom. I'll >>> > be right back." >>> > >>> > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say >>> > the word bathroom at >>> > the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you >>> > use your brain for >>> > once and show us your good manners?" >>> > >>> > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a >>> > moment? I have to >>> > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom

Rancher's Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thi

I'm Going To Hell!!!
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks, "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you are going stra

R.l. "good Man"
You could catch me in the Gentlemen's club Substitutin' lap dances just for love, love, love goin' home to an empty house Thinkin' who should I call for some fun, hey I never knew love until you, love Never thought that I'd fall in love Till you brought out of me The man I always knew I could be, baby I can count the lovers that I've had And all of those relationships gone bad I wanna thank you for guiding me And showing me the love I was just a boy and not a man Falling deep in love was not the plan Baby, because of you and what you do You made me a good man, oh, baby Used to change my numbers every other week Gettin' crazy crank calls from them freaks i'd meet In V.I.P with a bottle of somethin' Tryin' hard to push on some heat 'Cause I-I never knew love until you, love You showed me a true love You gave me the chance Now I understand how to be a good man, oh, yes I can count the lovers that I've had (I've had) All of those relationships gone bad

I Didnt Write This Yet. This Story Makes You Think
10th grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want

Yay Spring/military Update
I'm soo happy that spring is finally here. Now the only down side to the spring/summer seasons is my allergies flaring up but I guess nothing says spring like a stuffy nose lol so I'll just take it like a man and deal with it. But on an even happier note I have found out that my two guy friends who are over in Iraq will be coming back home in two weeks I'm very excited about it and have decided to just have a very simple bbq with their families and our closest friends to welcome them back nothing too big this has honestly been the longest two years of my life without them well I'm starting to babble so I'm gonna just end this and go to bed. Good Night All.

Your Gentle Lips!!!!!!!
As I lay my head on your chest as your loving arms wrap around my lonely body. As you kiss my forehead gently as the only tears drops flow down my face. Your warmth of your body feels so good against mine. You lift up my head with your hand to wipe away my tears. I just look into your eyes with sadness as your gentle lips tounches mine. You tell me that things will be alright and just to trust you. My heart filled with love knows, but my mind does not. I know that I have you and you have me in so many ways. As you lay me down on the soft bed saying I love you. Then you lay your warm body against mine as you crest my body. You gently make passionate love to me, and my mind goes crazy. Your gentle lips, your soft hands are so amazing that it makes me melt. As I close my eyes and just feel you on me makes everything so amazing. As we finish with the passionate love making, you hold me in your arms again while I lay my head on your chest. As I lay

Pretty Brown Eyes
All my life I have been searching for my dream. A dream of hope, love, and Friendship. But as faith would have it. Mistakes would always reign supreme. But what I saw in you was like a gleam. A gleam that came from your pretty brown eyes. They say that beauty is only skin deep. But you have that inside and out. And I figure out. That you also pack the heat. The heat that make me want to take a seat. And try to breath. Because of that gleam from your pretty brown eyes. Know one wants to be alone. I know that for sure. But what I've seen between me and you. Is like a flowers bloom. Or a full moons beam while we walk on the scene. But like a full moons beam it seems to be of that gleam from your pretty brown eyes. When I look into those pretty brown eyes I see a girl who is to beautiful for anyones eyes to see. Because know one can be perfect as thee. Not even me. And as far as I know it your love is something that can only be deserved by god. I bow to you my goddess my queen. For that be

Please Don't Go!!!!!!!!
I can feel the chillness in the room I need your arms around me, your body against mine Please help me to understand The tears are filling my eyes, and my body shivers with fear Don't say that I have lost you What am I suppose to do without you I need you in my life to make my life complete I fall onto my knees with dispair wondering what am I going to do I love you so much Please come back to me and lets be the perfect couple I can't say goodbye My heart will shatter and my mind will go crazy Can I just hold you for one last time before u go I just don't understand What can I do to change your mind Please don't leave me I love you so much!

Dating An Italian's Daughter
Dating an Italian's Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten

~~oh No....we Are Losing Our Gps Sytems~~
GPS to be Replaced You can now throw away your GPS, radar or magnetic compass. Getting to where you want to go can now be achieved by using the new two Point Navigation System (TPNS). TPNS does not! requir e passing satellites or any power source and looks attractive on any vessel. Fitting TPNS is more than half the fun, as it can be mounted anywhere. Join the growing band of happy navigators that find so much relief and satisfaction in using the Two Point Navigation System. Scroll down

A Day In The Life Of...
Day started out kinda early. I worked. Then, right before I was about to leave, I cut the tip of my thumb by accident. No biggie, just a nick, so I went home. When I got home (10 mins later) it was still bleeding. I couldn't figure out why, so I went to change the bandage. When I took the bandage off, guess what I saw.... nothing. Nothing because I cut the damn tip right off! What an idiot. Either way, hung out at the house and realized that I was temporarily unable to play video games. It is a sad day indeed. No worries though, it will be all good again sometime soon. It's now around 2:30am, and the Shield Season 5 is about to come on. Hooray. I haven't seen these episodes is over a year. But before this, South Park was on tonight. They ripped on Hillary Clinton and 24 in such a great way. I was on the floor laughing my ass off for so long. Don't get me wrong, I love 24, but this was good. Oh shizznit, Shield about to start. Let me wrap this up quickly by saying

This Weekend At A Glance
As previously stated, I had to go to PA for the funeral of my late grandfather. I got into town early on Saturday morning after driving all night, but I couldn't fall asleep. Then at noon, the family all gathered together for the next few hours to have the service and share stories about him. I went back to my mom's house a little after 8pm. Still couldn't sleep to even take a nap or anything, so I called my friend Liz and she came to pick me up. She brings her boyfriend Dave with her, and we come to find out that we'd played lacrosse against eachother in highschool. Small world. Because of this, I order him a stuntman. And we continued to drink and do shots for a while. While we are standing in this bar, some girl walks by and gives me the death stare like I just pissed in her mother's napkin drawer or something. Dave mentions that he saw it too. We're a little confused about this, but she looked kinda familiar. About 15 minutes later I get a poke in the back from that

Just The Way Life Works...
Ok, so it's around 3:00 am and I'm kinda drunk. I'm here in Lancaster, PA to wish my grandfather a happy send-off. I have gone to many funerals and been ok, as well as a friggin' mess. This was different. He was being creamated. So his body was still available for the grandkids to see for an hour. I have some different beliefs than most people. To be honest, I don't really know what I believe anymore. What I do know is that though I have lost many in the past, this was different. I was completely cool, calm and collected throughout everything leading up to today. Even at the funeral I was fine. What got me was those 3 minutes that I spent seeing his body. Honestly, there are no words to describe how I felt. This was a great man who always had something to say about anything... and now he was silent.... forever. I was wanting to make this a story about the amazingly fun times that I had tonight drinking with my friend Liz and her boyfriend. We partied. I met some

Kathee's Birthday
OK, I think that there are a few things that need to be said. It doesn't mean that they're important, or anything like that. I'm just still drunk from last night, and it's 2:30 in the afternoon. 1: Kathee, your birthday present is gay. If he doesn't want to hook up with an extremely hot chick on her birthday, he's gay. 2: Kathee, I am not gay. Let's do it. 3: Chrissy, I am not gay. Let's do it. Oh yeah, and you have nice boobies. They're so squeezably soft. Holy Bejesus, I just realized that I kept trying to sleep on some girl's "ha-has" last night, and I don't remember who she was. So whomever's boobies I was trying to rest on throughout the night... sorry about that. Which brings me to my next statement. 4: If it's someone's birthday, you need to drink. Maybe not as much as me, but you need to drink. 5: Yakking at a party is acceptable. 6: Yakking in a limo is not. (MY BAD) 7: If you come into town from Cali on a vacation to see your best fr

Chiggity Check Yo'self Fost You Wreck Yo'self
So it's a little after 2:00am. I'm kinda boozed up right now. In other words, this one is for Choppy. Because I got no job, Pops been lending me the dough to put some petro in the coche. But, I can only snag some loot if I'm going to interviews, not hanging out with friends. So I've been hittin' mad interviews and working out like it's going out of style. Theoretically I will be mad buff by summertime. I won't because I'm a lazy fuck, but it's all good. So Pops gave me a $20 spot to knock out some gas. I decided that $15 was enough, and I could purchase a pint of vodka. I feel like I'm hording lunch money or something. In other words, I'm not all too upset by my decisions. I just got done watching the last 2 episondes of 24, and the Ali G movie "In Da House." I feel good about that. I can't help but think about certain things right now. I am especially remembering the first time that Choppy and I decided to become friends. We were both at his apartment, and

Life And Times Of A Broke Ass Ho
Been a while, so I figured that I should give everyone a quick update in the world of Lance.... Stepmom is crazier than ever as she just got done bitching about how the little one will only eat certain types of noodles (angelhair only), but that spaghetti noodles are the exact same. Little one does not believe her. She's 12. Wake the F*** UP!!!! But right after that, stepmom says that she didn't get any cheese for sandwiches this week because they were out of white american. They only had yellow. And because yellow doesn't look the same as white, she thinks it's nasty (even though we all know it tastes the exact same). Hmmm.... I wonder where the little one gets her fussiness from? In world news, I may have a job finally. All they have to do is call my boy in South Beach to say that "Yes, I know Lance", and Billy from Tavern to say the same thing. If Billy screws me on this, he's dead. I need to work. I need some of that proverbial fat cash. I need to pay my phone bil

Eh, Not Really Anything Important
Alright everybody....... How can I describe this? It's the end of the weekend and a lot of stuff happened. Well, not a lot worth discussing, but I'm gonna waste your time and mine anyway. Let's start with Friday. I got to go out and dance. I got to party. I got to share whipped cream with a hot chick. Saturday I was good ALL day. It sucked. I had to babysit the little one, so while everyone else was partying mad hearty, I drank water and watched tv. But once that was over, I came out to meet the crew. Since I was already sober, I became the DD. Holy moly I've never been a DD before. And I will never do it again. Rudy was in rare form, so now I know what I look like all the time to the rest of the world. Sorry. After the DDing though, then I got to do my own drinking. I caught up rather quickly. Yay me!!! The party ended somewhere around 7-7:30am after doing stuntmen shots and snorting rum off of Ryan and Kevin's counter. But it didn't end with me crashing on the

License To Ill
Yes that's right!!! A Pimp Named Bitchez now has the proverbial driver's license. This is the first time that I have had a license since the fall of '03. I will call that time "The Fall of Rome". But now I am back and with a vengeance! I believe that Justin put it best in my comment section regarding the "License to Drive". Really, what could go wrong? Now all I need is a job. But let's not rush into things. 3.5 years of no license, I think that now I should get 3.5 years of no work. Know what I'm saying? Yeah Rudy, I know you do! HAHAHA But I will close this out with a thoughtful little saying from my Dr. Suess archives- From the Beastie Boys-I have a license to ill, from Bloodhound Gang-I have a license to thrill, and from James Bond-I have a license to kill. HAHAHAHAHA SEE YOU ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!

~~take My Wealth And Stick It~~
The difference between free enterprise and the entitlement society: One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves t

Have You Ever Lyrics
Have You Ever lyrics Brandy [Chorus] Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, have you ever Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal your heart away You'd give anything to make them feel the same Have you ever searched for the words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start [Chorus] Have you ever found the one You've dreamed of all of your life You'd do anything to look into their eyes Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to Only to find that one won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care [Chorus] What do I gotta do to get you in my arms

Robbed !!
I had this fabulous Picto blog and baby Jesus ate it I was telling everyone how I lost weight and look about like this now But that my cock no longer fits in theses strings I don't know what happened to it ... maybe someone could help ... Does anyone want to see !!? >:D

Power Engineering - South Australia's Largest Wind Farm
Hey everyone...thought I'd drop a line, and these links if anyone would be interested in seeing them. This is where our oldest son Kirk is now working...helping to erect these windmills used for electricity in S. Australia. He is really enjoying working there. I've seen picts. of these from sites out in Calif. where they use wind powered electricity. Kirk said that it takes something like 9 yrs. for these things to run, before they ever start producing the amt. of electricity needed. Looks like it would be a pretty facinating place to visit, and is mentioned in alot of travel tips as sightseeing for tourist. Maybe one of these days I'll make it there, to be able and see them. Thought you all might enjoy looking!Take careLev http://www.power-technology.com/projects/canunda/ http://www.windprospect.com.au/sites/lake_bonney.html http://pepei.pennnet.com/Articles/Article_Display.cfm?ARTICLE_ID=224365&p=6http http://www.bcse.org.au/docs/Project20Profiles/LakeBonneyI.pdf

Wrote This A Year Ago Called Wish U Were Mine
WISH YOU WERE MINE I LIVED INSIDE THE PRISON OF MY OWN FEAR OF CENSURE I CANT BREAK AWAY DESPARTELY CRAVING AS MY BODY DOES THE AIR THAT IT BREATHES AS MY SOUL DOES THE LIFE ON WHICH IT FEEDS WISH YOU WERE MINE HOW CAN I DREAM THE DREAM DOWN TO ONE? I HAVE ALWAYS WALKED THIS ROAD ALONE I HAVE HELD THE HANDS OF DISPARE I HAVE SEEN DARKNESS I HAVE DANCED WITH LONELYNESS WISH YOU WERE MINE I HAVE HELD THE FACES OF SORROW FELT THE PAIN IT HOLDS I WISH MY HEART TO MEND YET I SURIVIVED THE PAIN I STILL WALK THE ROAD ALONE WISH YOU WERE MINE

Dead In The Arms Of A Child
Her dried blood and dead ash beneath my fingernails. I taste your orgasm. Violent and newborn pink, a mark was made upon the skins I've shed. Dead in the arms of a child, I fall through the many layers of your life. Kissed by fire. Everything's as it's always been. I'm still the little boy in the picture. Your sad eyes pierce my mind. I am erased. Suspended above all, for a brief moment. I am in love.

My Life
Well..I dont even know if anyone will read this...but this is a quick summery of my life now. On March 14th of this year, I got divorced from my husband of 14 years. It is the hardest thing I have ever had to go thru...and I wouldnt wish it on anyone. I loved him with my entire being...and even after he cheated on me I was willing to work it out....but he didnt want to be married to me...so I moved out and started a new life with my 3 daughters. They are the only reason I am still here now and able to even type to you now. I get my strength from them. They are my heros. I wish I could take their pain away, and promise them they will get over this..but I cant. I hurt like they do...but I will heal in time; they may not. So now here I am..on April fools day..which is also my youngests birthday. I am waiting for her cake to cool as we speak so I can frost it and go to bed. It's 1:30 in the morning...but I dont even care. I want to see her when she wakes up to give her her gifts. Thi

Tennessee Trip
Hey everyone i just got back from my trip to seee my Dad and his wife and my new niece in Tennessee. I also wanted to try out my new camera. I took many many shots which i cant wait to post on here. Well the trip was fun. I love down there so much and i wish i could move right now. I feel like i can berath and the people there are so nice and friendly. Not too mention the scenery is absolutely beautiful. Well any way off to bed for me as i just drove ten hours in a Jeep, which let me tell is no Caddilac.

White Wolf Run
Enchantress came to me And said, meet me at the lake tonight I hunt this world to the white Through the shroud of snow I saw paradise Peace, no more lies Crestfallen soul Rest for this night Love is here Right here under my wings I dream of wolves With them I run For me she lengthened the night I am home I am in peace Crestfallen soul Rest for this night Love is here Right here under my wings

To Whom It Doesn't Concern:
I have a blog on CT that is strictly for ME. Those of you that use blogs to vent can understand. I'm getting some shit out that I don't feel as though the world needs to hear. Nonetheless, I still need to release it. Respect that I need to express myself and I am doing it privately in order to spare feelings.

Alone
i hate this! i pull away whenever i like someone i push them away. i need to just leave well enough alone i need to stop expressin feeling i need to stop saying what i think i want but dont want i need to think b4 i talk~ i need to stop makin my ownn heart hurt to satisfy others. i need to stop bein a darn ppl pleaser and b a me pleaser. i need 2 b happy with what i have and not want more!

Trophy Groom
He appears to sleep beyond the flow of time. Though alive, death has settled into his bone structure. Eating from within. From within to the outside. Spine snaps as he moves. Tongue drying up as he speaks. "I feel I'm reaching the pinnacle of my days." We concur. The sun has never shone brighter. Will never shine brighter. Never shine again. At all.

Phoenix Cesarean
Today I burst forth from my hell. Drenched in afterbirth and bile. I taste the venom pouring out of my own flesh as it is finally released. I've never been so in love. This face with unseeing eyes. These smiles, surgically carved with precision, into dead skin. A blanket woven from the skins you've shed. I've never been so in love.

The Day My Sweet Daughter Mary Left Me To Go Be An Angel In Heaven
Courtesy of SparkleTags.com Today Is The Anniversary Of My Little Girl Mary's Death On This Day Alot Of Folks Play April Fool's Jokes On People And Have Alot Of Fun. But For Me And My Family It's A Sad Time. We Miss Our Angel So Much We Remember The Good Times We Had With Her.How Much She Had Grown And Learned In Her 15 Months On This Earth.She Was A Very Special Little Girl Who Touches So Many Hearts.She Was A Mama's Girl And On Days Like Today I Want So Much To Hold Her In My Arms And Never Let Go. But I No I Can't Do That So I Hold Her So Close In My Heart.It's Not The Same But It Helps To Dull The Pain.On This Day If You Have Kids Hold Them Close Let Them No How Special They Are Tell Them You Love Them Cause You Never No There May Come A Day When You Can't Do That Anymore. I Hope You Never Have To Go Through That. But Just In Case Hold Them Close Show Them You Love Them. Do It For The Kids Do It For Me And My Angel. To All My Dear Friends I Want You To No I Love You All And I Ca

Crush
Ok, this may sounds nuts but its driving me nuts! Who has clicked on me, adding a crush...this drives me up the wall and I don't click on crushes...so come on spit it out. Ok, you guys are teaming up knowing this drives me nuts; who just did that? Who is teasing me? If you tell me we can always have Sex on the road....hehehe TomTom

Life
i dont know how people can live thier lives sometimes. i sit and ponder on how i can make my life better. i am sick of not knowing what tomorrow will bring. does anyone else feel that way? i dont know but i am sooo tired. i feel as though when something seems as though i am doing good something f**ks up and i am in the hole again. does anyone have suggestions for me?? i am more then willing to listen. hopefully soon i will have a good blog. but i am sorry to say for the first one it has to be a bummer. ttyl

Current Situation
Where has justice gone in today’s world? Today we live in a world where those in power are allowed a free pass from prosecution, they are no longer held accountable for their crimes against the world and they are allowed to ruin reputations and kill millions of the people they govern. After World War II top Nazi officials were brought to trial for their various degree of involvement in the party, they were tired and all found guilty, their sentences carried out to the letter of the law. However such a trial will never be held again, leaving people like George W. Bush free to carry on his war with little to no consequence for his actions. With out such checks and balances in modern times, we will never truly be able to run our country to its max, with our leaders able to get away with the crimes they commit and our government making it harder for us each day to bring people to justice, we will never be the country we set out to be. If we as a nation can judge other nations, and t

Thatloudnoiseyouheardwasnothingokay?
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Nighty Night Survey
whats your name?: Karoline Elizabeth Juliana-Grace Birthday?: 10/24/75 what are you thinking right now?: That I'm stuffed and tired. Going to bed after this. last person you hugged?: Wendy when we left her place. last person you kissed (not family)?: Wendy's cheek, Sean's lips. last person you said i love you to?: Sean favorite color?: blue who makes you smile the most?: Sean who makes you sad the most?: Bill collectors relationship status?: Hopelessly in love do you have a crush on anyone?: crushes are for kiddies

1-50... Blame Marie!
1. How old will you be in 14 months? 32 2. Do you think you'll be married by then? I don't do marriage. 3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? T-top weather! 4. Who was the last person you called? I think Wendy. 5. Who was the last person to call you? Wendy 6. Do you prefer to call or text? Depends on how long the message is. 7. Do you have any pets? 2 cats, an american alligator, a gerbil, some fish, and a tarantula that we take care of. 8. What were you doing at 12am last night? Dislocating my hip and spraining my wrist in a wild, hot sack session! 9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Were never married. 10. When is the last time you saw your mom? when I was 13 or 14. 11. What happened at 11:00am.? I was just waking up. 12. How many states have you lived in? 3 13. How many cities/towns have you lived in? Tons 14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet! 15. Are you a social person? y

The F*cked Up English Language!
You Think English is Easy??? Read to the end...a new twist to an oldie Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse . 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row . 13) They were too close to the door to close it 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with pla

April 2007 Update
Oral Argument at the 2nd Federal Circuit Appellate Court in NYC is scheduled for May 17, 2007 So I have to make plans for that - book a room, maybe stay the weekend or longer I have a deadline at the NDNY Federal District Court April 6, 2007 And an application at the NYS Supreme Court ASAP So I'm going to be busy for a while ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So back in the good old days - viz., pre mid October 2006 I used to be around here more often; discussed in my other blog The other reason and problems are as follows 1) I had a worm in the memory of my newer machine and when I went in through the recovery console and removed it, it fucked up the memory - so I guess I have to do a reinstall 2) My Panasonic DVX 100Bp which I was using or at least had set up for video chat froze the aforesaid system before it was ruined altogether - hopefully the reinstall will provide a solution since the camera was several grand 3) Time Warner started offering the

Subliminal Ignorance Of The Psychotic Mind
Thought I could leave without a meaningless rant about nothing, but I was wrong.... I have upgraded my pc yet again (new graphics card this time)...So those of you that I know personally who like to post nudes: I can now zoom in so close I can see your pores :-D So far life is awesome. I haven't found anyone long term yet, but I have had a lot of *ahem* fun with people that I have met. Hopefully the living arrangements will settle down again, but in the meantime that part sucks. The money does NOT SUCK. Money is friggin awesome right now and I keep getting raises and bonuses which rocks!! Still taking way too many bears to put this old dog down though...I had hoped that wouldn't be a problem any longer. Off to rejoin the party! I will be online very soon though so bear with me. -Robert

I Gues I'm Not Homophbic
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> You Are 27% Homophobic You don't want to be homophobic, and you're usually not. You have a few stereotypes about gay people - and they'll eventually be broken. Are You Homophobic?

Pandora's Box
Pandora’s Box what does it hold It’s got some pain, some new, some old Deep inside, a small ray of light Distant memories, of when things were right Running, jumping, no cares or woes Giggles and kisses, no screams or NOs Stolen away, like a thief in the night A precious child, life filled with fright Pandora’s Box what does it hold It’s got some pain, some new, some old

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Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts together to

Just Answer A Little Different And You Become A Different Thing!!
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie100%WereWolf92%Demon84%Angel83%Dragon75%Mermaid33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth

What To Do, What To Do ....
what am i to do when somone whos supposed to be my friend constantly lies about everything? theres been so many scenerios that i have caught her lying that i dont know wether to belive a word comming out of her mouth or not. im not one to have many female friends because i know how catty they can be, and because "some" girls are so desperate that they will do just about anything to get a little attention, especially from a guy! some of it sounds petty and dumb, but its kinda turned into like a snowball effect thingy. and i just think its hillarious now so i thought i would share with everyone. heres the situation... she tells me " i feel bad ur so nice yada yada... im gonna help you find a boyfriend, u need one" lol i told her it wouldnt work cause ppl are too into the hook up thingy and what not, guys dont wanna be in a relationship nowadays ... well she sets up a date with me and a friend of hers. she tells me she's met him in person according to him that was the fir

Crushed And Crying
hmmmmm okay sooo i am lost i dont know what to think anymore to keep trying to work my relationship out or walk away its hurting me either way the last 4 days have been totally fucked ....do i or dont i. I dont know anymore i feel soo lost i have soo meny things goin through my head its not funny i dont know ..i just dont know anymore i know i care more for him then he does for me n it hurts sooo bad i dunno where i stand i dont even know if i mean anything to him anymore n thats what hurts the most :'( i dunno :'(

Saturday/sunday Survey
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Sex is best. 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Next to the wall 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Yes please! 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? LI have. Pregnancy's a bitch. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Depends on my balance at the moment. 6. Candles or Incense? I love and use both regularly. 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Not so much. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? I did! I was always such a good patient. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Used to be how I made my living! 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top. 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? The car. Easier to clean out. 12. Shower or bath? Shower for cleaning, bath for relaxing. 13. Do you pee in the shower? If I have to go while I'm in there I will. I don't avoid the toilet if that's what you mean.

Love Life
they say that women have the exact love lives that they want. so the question is.. if i want a sex and the city love life ... where is it? i have a bit of a jaded outlook with not much expected of this big bad world.. i find that when you have an expecation you end up disappointed.. and isnt there enough of that out there already? i am to the point that consider a love life the equalivant of Girl scout cookies.. the box is only three bucks.. do you really expect godiva chocolate? the answer no. So if you pardon me, i believe i'll hold out for some high quality and remain a bit removed and amused by the rest of the world much!

Mens' Mistakes During Sex
Mistakes Men Make During Sex (C'mon, you know you wanted to know. Plus, this is funny as hell.) 1) GOING RIGHT FOR THE "GOOD STUFF" Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5)

I'm Gonna Be Busy For A While...
I found someone here, and she means the world to me, so when I'm not chatting with her almost obsessively :D, I'll be trying to rush through some exams in programming and making some games in Flash. I just got the tutorials last night and I'm raring to try this stuff.

The Witches' Rune
Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the Witches' rune. East, then south, west then north, Here come I to call thee forth. Earth and water, air and fire, Work ye unto my desire. Wand and Pentacle and Sword Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Power of the Witches Blade, Come ye as the charm is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Lend your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the Night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the power of land and sea, As I do will, so mote it be. By all the might of moon and sun, Chant the spell and be it done

Do Vampires Really Exsit?
Many claim that they have had encounters with vampires, while others think that they don't exsit. But how do you explain the empty grave of Vlad the Impaler or Countess Bathory bathing in virgin blood? Are these made up tales? I believe that vampires are real and that they are amongst us, you just wouldn't recognize one. They won't go up to you and say "I'm a vampire!" They would blend in with us. I myself, feel at times like I'm being watched or stalked by one. They stay hidden so I don't see them, but I have a feeling that they are watching me for a reason.You may think I'm crazy but I know what I feel, cause I've had dreams about it. Common Characteristics (may not apply to all real vampires) You might be a vampire if... * You have a strong desire for and/or Stimulation by blood (sexual, revitalizing or otherwise) * You have a nameless craving that can never quite be fulfilled * People you get close to tend to become tired, weary and upset a lot around you * People tend t

Rules For The Phone
Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you, Jesus Christ, And the American Soldier. One died for your

I Have To Hope
So it IS Rain seems symbolic though most who feel it's gentle weeping touch would simple say...."it is what it is" and probably even say in a joint of laughter "it's wet". I for one get the message see it's torn picture amongst the scale of human emotion and understand that rain isn't always rain. Days have pas since I left my place of work ...since the doctors called....since they found the very dark spot on my mothers lung...and watched one of her two leafs of life collapse. I understand the rain..... If you know me ...I would never ask unless I needed to....but I do....pray....pray like you've never prayed before....and give me just a few more moments....to enjoy....to understand...to learn Always, Loot

Mixed Messages
I hate not knowing where I stand with someone. I'm the most open and honest person you could ever meet. If I like you .. you know it. If I dont like you .. you know it. I dont pull punches.. blow smoke up your ass.. I tell it like it is. Why cant everyone be like that? If you like me.. are interested... say so. Dont like me.. thats fine too. No one is forcing us to talk. Thats part of the whole.. being free thing. But please. Please.. don't tell me you like me.. and talk shit behind my back. Man up as my brothers would say.. and be honest. If you want something from me.. or with me.. be honest about that too. Dont treat me one way in private, and another in public. I'm a good person. I'm worthwhile. Love me for who I am.. but.. if you're going to love me.. Love Me Always. Love me openly. Love me.. without strings. Love me Love me anyway Do accept me as I am Love me Love me for who I am Love me for what I am Don't change me Just love

Wanna Know How Sexy You Are?
you'e ok-teddy bear you're cute-red rose I'd do ya!-any spicy gift you're sexy-dozen roses let's be friends-kitten we an party-any liquid refreshments wanna get married?-any big pimpin gift repost see what gifts you get

Maybe Worth Noting
Several changes to the site recently? Tooltip now lists city/state rather than zipcode within US, some information seems to refresh immediately, other changes I think... (since the major sitewide titlebar change I mean.)

Updated.
What I am interested in is making new friends. Of all kinds. But if you are interested in meeting for real then you must be 100% female because I am married and I am not looking to hook up with guys for any reason, I dont cheat on my hubby and I dont plant too. So ladies if your interested in make a new friend to hang out with and do other things get in touch with me. But you would have to live near me in order for the meeting thing to work lol. I mean we can be friends here too if you live far way. Well I have something to share with the ladies only.

Its Your Love
So many times, i've wanted to give up, but i kept pushing on, Thanks to your love, Theres been times, I never thought the sun would rise, but that all changed, when i looked in your eyes, its your love, that gives me wings, you keep me grounded, yet you let me chace my dreams, its your love, that keeps me strong, its your love, i've been waiting for so long, your my faith, When i dont believe, you're my lamplight, When its too dark to see, you're my shelter, from the furry of the storm, you hold me those cold nights, and you keep me warm, its your love, that gives me wings, you keep me grounded, yet you let me chace my dreams, its your love, that keeps me strong, its your love, i've been waiting for so long, I could search the world over, Find nothing that compairs, You are my every wish come true, The answer to my prayers, More than i could ask for, More than i need, More than i imagined, more than i dreamed, its your love,

The Witches' Creed (1978)
The Witches' Creed By Doreen Valiente, 1978 Witchcraft for Tomorrow This can be confused with the Wiccan Rede. The two are separate documents, although they both have similar intentions. I personally find the Creed to be much more effective and certainly more poetic. Hear now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny’s pathway, That now we bring forth into the light. Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air. By hidden quintessence we know them, And will and keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magickal ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, And the witches are seen, At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Even and old Hallowe’en. When day-time and night-time are equal, When sun is at greatest and least, The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, Again wi

Relationships
Just a question. If you recently get out of a crazy relationship with a female. Then you meet up with a cool, laid back, drama free, chick, how would you go about trying to build a relationship with her. Remember you were still hurt from the last one. Also the cool female is really into you. What would you do??? Fellas please respond honestly!!!

Hot Wife
I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitch-wife,!! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not! I'm pretty, I'm cool! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!!You can look but don't you suck me! Whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! I act like I'm on speed! Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful well I don't like u either!

Reality From Far Below The Belt
I am not dead, just still house hunting as a result of the split...rough guess (4-6 weeks tops) and I will have another house and be back online permanently. I have plenty of stories from the last few months, but not enough time to write them all out right now. Bear with me and I shall return before you know it, or want me to.... LOL -Robert

Now We Know Why We Like Pissing Eeach Other Off
http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20070330/hl_hsn/somepeoplefindangryexpressionsrewarding FRIDAY, March 30 (HealthDay News) -- While most people are upset or concerned when someone gives them an angry look, there are others -- with high levels of testosterone -- who actually enjoy angry expressions and seek ways to provoke them, new research suggests. "It's kind of striking that an angry facial expression is consciously valued as a very negative signal by almost everyone, yet at a non-conscious level can be like a tasty morsel that some people will vigorously work for," study co-author Oliver Schultheiss, an associate professor of psychology at the University of Michigan, said in a prepared statement. He said the findings may help explain why some people are so fond of teasing. "Perhaps teasers are reinforced by that fleeting 'annoyed look' on someone else's face and therefore will continue to heckle that person to get that look again and again. As long as it does not st

I May Be Anti-me And Anti-nation, But I Am Prozac And Procreation
Stop debating stop delaying Push hard now without hesitation Nerve endings gyrating Relaying points of navigation Relating satisfaction and other vital information The burial of tooth and nail The resurrection of satiation The spill from the abrasion The point of coagulation Let’s get naked, bloody and retarded Dump three pints without even starting Take what’s attached and leave it parted Take what’s smooth and leave it gnarled Exposed pale rose nose dive Shed some light where the sun don’t shine I’ll eat yours if you eat mine Rape your soul if you fuck my mind Outertwining molestation of the supple insides

Easter Lamb In Heaven
Easter Lamb In Heaven It’s Easter time in heaven Christ sits upon the throne His faithful sheep are gathered ‘round This palace made of stone. A rugged cross comes into view Beyond the crystal sea A sun-filled room, an empty tomb A spectacle to see. In heaven, God reminds us The reason we are there How Jesus suffered on the tree Our burdens, He did bear. In paradise, on Easter As far as one can see Are scenes of Easter long ago And how this came to be. There is no toil and trouble The wages have been paid The walls are built with diamonds The streets are lined with jade. The pearly gates of heaven Such beauty to behold The sky is clear as crystal The walks are paved with gold A rainbow stretches overhead Sweet cherubs fill the sky Angels sing and church bells ring They lift their voices high. There is no need of moon or stars Where everything is bright For all who dwell within this land Are bathed in Holy Light. Li

My Will
You and i were meant to be, Theres no doubt in my heart, Heaven shines down on me, Everytime your in my arms, Every day you've got me praying for one more, Each night i drift off to sleep, i thank the lord for every day before, And pray your soul he keeps, I hope i can show you one time, Just what you make me feel, You fill every day With the love of a lifetime, I've never known anything so real, so today, make a wish, And I'll make that wish my will, I hope you know what you mean to me, there should be no fear in your heart, because you're the onlyone for me, And all i think of when we're apart, I've waited forever, for this chance to shine, The day i can tell the whole world, you're sweet heart is mine, I hope i can show you one time, Just what you make me feel, You fill every day With the love of a lifetime, I've never known anything so real, so today, make a wish, And I'll make that wish my will, You can wish on every star in Heaven, I'll do

Salute Contest (clarification 2)
It should also be sfw(sorry that it wasn't clearer to begin with) Anyone on my friend or family lists can enter. All you have to do is make me a salute, having either my sn or name on it. The contest will start next Sunday (April 8th) so you must enter by then, so I must receive your entry by the end of Saturday (the 7th).

Didnt Know If This Was Bad But
I am pretty much against chain letters, but this one got to me!!! Maybe it is because I see this so much in my field of work... Beware this is sad as hell!!!!! My name is Chris I am three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all. Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone. The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice. So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words. He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at m

Pine Wood Derby Race!
So today was the big day for my oldest!!! He placed first in his den. Then he placed second in the pack!!! YAY!!! He was so cute to the point I prolly could have cried at times. :p But im a huge cry baby when it comes to my kids. Anyways, I enjoyed watching him having a blast and having a day with him being the center of attention!

People On Ct Using Female Pics And Fake Pics.
What is up with all the people on this site. Men using female pics as their primary to get attention to their page, and people using fake pics in general. All of you need a reality check. Or a life, pick one. Its a site to make friends and have some fun. Do you think its cool to toy with peoples feelings and emotions, by lieing to them about who you are. Go get some help. If you have enough time on ur hands to lie and make up a life you really dont have. Maybe thats why u r on here all the time and probably dont have many friends in life, and I wonder why............hmmmmm dont u think its because you probably lie to them to, I mean come on, lets get real, its a fun website and all you wanna bes, make it un-fun. When I have my friends coming to me hurt, because someone lied about who they were, it pisses me off, shouldnt be on here at all if your out to hurt people. Damn losers!!!

Salute Contest (clarification)
It should be a salute to me, so have either my sn or name on it. (sorry that it wasn't clearer to begin with) Anyone on my friend or family lists can enter. All you have to do is make me a salute. The contest will start next Sunday (April 8th) so you must enter by then, so I must recieve your entry by the end of Saturday (the 7th).

I Support Our Troops
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is th

Dinning Out
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my , I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!

-here Goes The Idiot's Once Again!!!!
I swear people dont know how to rate or anything, I just recieved 2 ratings on my Salute photo, they were a 9 and a 5, I see the 9 "might" of been by accident but the 5 MY FRIGGIN GAWD, dont they know that that rating affects their points and crap, and that is just plain out rude of people doing that. If I EVER find out who done it I will start rating them and their photo's the lowest of the lowest rating (for whom that dont know what that is, it is a 1)! IT IS JUST RUDE!!!!

Does Anyone Understand The Female Species?
went out on a date tonite. She wanted to meet me the following week but she couldnt wait. She comes to see me (with a little coaxing). She wanted dinner and a back massage. I gave her that. We ended up kissing and no sex (which out of all honesty I was happy about). She said yes there will be a 2nd date. I go and try and call her, she changes her # and disconnects her phone. Is that mature?

Zipper Relief
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan, who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of th

The Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

Relates To Everyone..........
I miss the part, when we were moving forward now On our way down But maybe someday, I'll be something more than love Just know I'll never tell And when you're on your way down Through the clouds And you're waiting for your body's re-entry again We speak in different voices When fighting with the ones we've loved We speak in different voices Why can't we say what we're thinking of I'm missing parts, now that you've told me everything On our way down And I was blessed and I've forgotten how to love You said you'd never tell And when you're on your way down Through the clouds And you're waiting for your body's re-entry again We speak in different voices When fighting with the ones we've loved We speak in different voices Why can't we say what we're thinking of Not even I will tell... We speak in different voices When fighting with the ones we've loved We speak in different voices We say these things to know they're real. We speak in different voices

$$$$$$$$$$$
Don’t care about your 2 cents; I don’t deal in pennies Unless you can spew at least $20 don’t even talk to me Best be fresh, crisp and legit I’ll spot your counterfeit like it came from monopoly I come in denominations so high they don’t even print the currency An abundant and consistent flowing current of hydro-electricity You’re dismal, dim, dumb, deaf, blind, dwindling and ugly A walking apology; you’re so fucking sorry There’s a really good fucking chance that I do not like you But I do fear when you bite off more then you can chew Even as you shit yourself trying to kick up a clue I should just let you drown in a pool of your own drool I’ve started so I can’t stop until the point is moot Continue to infect until the case is acute Start a pandemic of bleeding fools Lined up rows of eager food

Uhhh
I have finally accepted that love does not exist, especially for me. The ones that i cared about proved that they do not care about me. *sigh* done=t wanna sound like a bitch or anythin of the sort, im just writtin my thoughts out on here, cuz i find that this is like the only way i can vent even a little bit. But yeah, i feel like i want 2 die now, but i know that that ain't gonna happen. I am very lonely, and a v....lol, wait a min, i noticed something.... MY LIFE IS LIKE GONNA BE LIKE THE 40 Year Old Virgin's lol, o man, that movie was funny... Well, im hoping to gain the money so i can get a jump start on Street Racing. but yeah, back on the topic. Well, I realize that im not very well liked for reasons unknown. Maybe because im not an Ass like alot of men. I guess that is one of the few things that set me apart from anyone else. O well, my only hope is to continue my martial arts, hoping that it will rid me of emotions and such, cuz i find that emoti

I Am Me
IN ALL THE WORLD, THERE IS NO ONE ELSE EXACTLY LIKE ME EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF ME IS AUTHENTICALLY MINE BECUZ I ALONE CHOSE IT I OWN EVERYTHING ABOUT ME MY BODY, MY FEELINGS, MY MOUTH, MY VOICE, ALL MY ACTIONS,WHETHER THEY BE TO OTHERS OR TO MYSELF I OWN MY FANTASIES, MY DREAMS, MY HOPES,MY FEARS, I OWN ALL MY TRIUMPHS AND SUCCESSES, ALL MY FAILURES AND MISTAKES BECUZ I OWN ALL OF ME, I CAN BECOME INTIMATELY ACQUAINTED WITH ME BY SO DOING I CAN LOVE ME AND BE FRIENDLY WITH ME IN ALL MY PARTS I KNOW THERE ARE ASPECTS ABOUT MYSELF THAT PUZZLE ME, AND OTHER ASPECTS THAT I DO NOT KNOW BUT S LONG S IAM FRIENDLY AND LOVING TO MYSELF, I CAN COURAGEOUSLY AND HOPEFULLY LOOK FOR SOLUTIONS TO THE PUZZLES AND FOR WAYS TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ME HOWEVER I LOOK AND AOUND, WHATEVER I SAY ND DO, AND WHATEVER I THINK ND FEEL AT A GIVEN MOMENT IN TIME IS AUTHENTICALLY ME IF LATER SOME PARTS OF HOW I LOOKED, SOUNDED, THOUGHT AND FELT TURN OUT TO BE UNFITTING, ICAN DISCARD THAT WHICH IS UNFITTINGS, KE

Your Mother Is Always With You:
Your Mother is always with you: She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, She's the smell of certain foods you remember, Flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. She's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow. She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion.......... Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, Hoping and praying you only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and She's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space.......not even death! PASS THIS ON TO ALL TH

Tomatoe Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very strenuous work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's

If I Show You Myself, Will You Turn Away?
This is me. I am a hard worker, but a procrastinator at the same time. I believe that everyone has some good inside of them though I think some people are really misguided. I would do anything for my family because they have never left me like some of my friends have. I believe in love, yet I don’t believe that I’ll ever find it again because I don’t feel like I’m worth it. I’m a person who would jump in front of a bullet for anyone, even if they were a stranger. I care too much for my own good. I’ve been called goth, punk, emo, prep. . .and quite honestly, what is the point in a label? I could care less for them. In fact, if you ask me what music I listen to, I will list bands. . .not labels. I hate judgmental people. I’m shy. I love making people laugh. Anything that I fear, I also am in awe about. I wish I were thinner and prettier so I could model. I think tattoo’s are beautiful. I have been taken advantage of and could have been raped if my friend didn’t come to

What A Day
Today was one of those days,you wish u could turn around and go back to bed and start over again. If it could happen it did. I need so much to take a cool great vacation and just relax. Maybe one day I will be able to sit back and laugh on it all.

Soldiers Thoughts
I was in the A.F. for ten years. If I could be of any value, I would gladly go back in. The American soldier has simple rules to go by: We do, to the best of our ability, carry out all lawful orders given to us. We go where we are told to go, any time, and any where. We do have our own political views, however those views are not allowed to interfere with the mission. When the shit hits the fan, regardless what service you are in, we are all brothers and sisters, and we will in need do everything in our power to protect, defend, and stand with those whom we share this bond. All of us share these words: Duty, Honor, Country. However, we are still human. We shed tears. Our bodies are not immune to the cruelties of war. Our hearts fall, just as those whom we talked to as friends only 5 minutes ago have been silenced. We take this loss personally. One of our own is only in memory. When we are no longer in danger, we grieve. However, let it be known that we do not forget. And those w

Darkness In Your Dreams
The Darkness Lies In Me Once Again It Has Over Powered My Mind Seems To Be Filled With Evil I Smile When You Tell Me You Cant Stop Thinkin' Of Me I Lick My Lips When You Tell Me How Beautiful I Am I Look At You And You Fall Deeper Into Me There Is No End To This Your Dreams Start To Fill With Me And As You Go On About Your Day You Still Cant Stop Thinkin' Of Me What Is This? You Ask Why Cant It Stop? You Wonder I Drive You Insane I Make You Crave Me More You Start To Feel Your Heart Race You Don't Know What To Do Just Close Your Eyes Breathe In Slowly And Dream Cause Thats All I Will Be In Your Dreams You Can Feel Me In Your Dreams You Can Feel The Pleasure In Your Dreams You Need Me In Your Dreams You Think I Am Real In Your Dreams Thats All I Will Eva Be *~LUX~*

Ok U Wanna Know What Its About If You Dont Figure It Out By Reading It
when i wake up at 9am theres rap when im eatingtheres rap when im stoned theres rap idc if you play it just y so loud thank u thats all for now DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

How To Pick Up Chicks...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'you-know-what' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

How Dare You ....
How Dare You ... How dare you look at me the way you do, with wide, gleaming eyes filled with wantoness and shadowed dark with subtle beckoning. How dare you move the way you do, all smooth muscle and taut sinew. How dare you lure my senses, smelling of sweet earth, rain and cloves. How dare you make me hunger, with bitten, bruised lips, placing the taste of your need into my mouth. How dare you bind and gird yourself with metal and leather, making soft unyeilding flesh swell and strain within it's confines. How dare you offer yourself to me, like a jewel laid upon a velvet cloth, the radiant essence of your loins, spilling forth like treasure from it's coffers. How dare you think that I control you, take you, possess you. When it is you who overpowers me, wielding your body like a weapon, weakening me and in your final stroke bringing me to my knees.

Survey
ARE YOU: 1. A cuddler: 2. Tall: 3. In your pajamas: 4. Left handed: LAST: 1. Friend you saw: 2. Person you talked to on the phone: 3. Friend you texted: 4. Thing you wore: FAVORITE: 1. Number: 2. Season: 3. Flower: QUESTIONS & ANSWERS: Q: What was the first thing you did this morning? Q: Do you have anything bothering you? Q: What's the last movie you watched and with who? Q: Where is the last place you went? Q: Who is your current crush? Q: Do you wish upon stars? Q: Are you a friendly person? Q: Where did u sleep last night? my bed Q: What color shirt are you wearing? Q: When was the last time you cried? Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night? 13. When was the last time you took a long drive? 14. What is your favorite smell? 15. Are you moody? 16. What is your most favorite movie of all time? 17. Have you ever done anything hurtful to a classmate?

The Raven
The Raven Edgar Allen Poe Once upon a midnight dreadry, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door; Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of surrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore,. For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore, Nameless here forevermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me---filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor ent

~family & Friends~
I like being here. Just last Monday, March 26 someone messed up my CT account. Had to make another one and it really sucks. No one on here seem to be able to help me get it back. Lost lots of good friends on here, that I had met. Had gifts and now they are gone. So, if anyone of you remember me, please come by again.

I Am Back
This is to all who have read my last blog. I am the one who made such a fuss over some dumb silly morf pic I my profile. What really matters to me now is that I will remaine friends with all of who I have already made friends with while here at cherrytap. It was dumb on my behalf to have ever said anything about it .I just wanted to be like everyone else and have something that I have never had done or even knew what the hell it was till I came in here. So what I am asking for is to be forgiveing cause thats what I do forgive to others for things thay have done . But really thay didnt do anything really all the wrong to me after all . Thay didnt try to take my life or any other threatening thing to me.I do not knoe what the hell got into me to evn writ such a blog about it .I wasnt thinking and if I stepped on any ones toes I do not blame you if you never chat , or want to have anything to do with me ever.

Angels Help Sometimes
when you look around and see,... when the harshness of reality robs you blind, when you are able to raise your head from self pity,You are higher than the ground below you, and see the stars and sky above you, when all you think that there is,Is coldness,shadows and darkness,... know now there is light, because there are angels that surround you, believing in something,believing in angels, is something that you can rely on, today,you are alive,there is a sun above you, someone is watching over you,... wether it may be up in the heavens, or here on earth,someone cares, even when you don't think you have the strength within yourself to care,And I always care, I may not have wings, but a warm embrace, in the shape of a hug,...with arms wide open, shelter you from the rain, talk to me and I will understand your pain,... if you don't think you have an angel that cares, you do,...Or if you don't know how to find them "I WILL BE YOUR ANGEL" ANGELS HELP SOMETIME

French Canada...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I FEEL LIKE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok now that thats outta the way... My whole day is spent with snobby nosed fucktard idiots with no lives. They bug me and they suck... Oh speak of the assholes here they come in a parade of american retardness... Well, if you look around the 11 hour bus trip things are good. Danielle and I are enjoying ourselves however I am having a hard time working this keyboard... The punctuation keys are odd and due to poor circulation my fingers are numb, so this is gay... I smoked half a pack today outta stress and general irritation for people. In any case the people are nice and they're generally pretty good looking and very very little french I know seems to get me by and there is plenty of night life to enjoy. I still havent exchanged my money and a little while ago i ahve 3 american dollars to a guy singing pink floyd on the street. I wouldnt mind living here. Its laid back compa

Just Showing Love
hey cherries, whats up? just showing my love to you all and wanted to say thanks for the adds, comments and ratings. I'm hoping to keep it up and make more friends and possibly meet sometime for some fun.

Pick Up Lines And Rebuttles
1. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 3. Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." 4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 5. Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." 7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." 9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to

Sorry
SORRY ABOUT THE VENTING GUYS I WAS VERY UPSET I HOPE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT I WILL NOT BE POSTING ANYMORE VENTING BLOGS IN A LONG TIME I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY FOR IT I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT STUFF OFF MY CHEST BEFORE I WENT AND BROKE DOWN HUGS BRITTANY

Stupid Questions,,,,,,,,,,
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radi

My Great Love
You were my one great love But now you belong to another I broke up our relationship But I'm the one hurting. How I miss your scent And your bedroom eyes I miss your kisses I miss your hugs I miss you I long for the days long ago The days when we couldn't get enough of each other I thought we would marry and have our own home But when I told you I wasn't ready to marry You became disconnected and distant You are happy now You are at peace I will always carry you in my heart Please don't forget me Remember how much I loved you Stay happy Make your dreams come true Goodbye my love Always and Forever

Passion And Desire
Passion and Desire... Two words with powerful meaning, especially when combined Passion can set your soul on fire It can melt you, make your body come alive and give you such a yearning and a thirst. A yearning to be touched, to be kissed, to be held. A yearning and thirst so strong that every part of your body aches for that yearning to be fufilled and that thirst to be quenched Desire can give you that yearning and ache too. It enters into your dreams, your thoughts, your everyday life. It can consume you and you reach a point where you can think of nothing else Passion and desire together can be electrifying. It sends you to new heights. It makes you aware of what you want and what you need. It gives you a thirst that cannot be quenched by water. It gives you a yearning that cannot be satisfied by words. It can only be sated by the touch of the one you desire How it makes you ache for him or her to gently touch and caress your body from head to toe How it ma

A Best Friend
This poem is Dedicated to my Best Friend Debby. Do you know.... do you know what is a best friend? a best friend is a secret sharer, a best friend is a great consultant, a best friend is a comfort giver, a best friend is like a diamond. a best friend is always caring, a best friend is always sharing, a best friend makes you smile, a best friend is loving, caring, sweet and true a best friend is someone just like you. Thank you for being my Best Friend Forever! With very much Love, George

So Many Nights I Miss My Friends
Ohio friends How Ohio friends are different than anyone else... Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you. OHIO Friends: laugh at you -

Imagination
I close my eyes Open my thighs Let my body rise And imagine My senses reel I touch and feel Squirm and squeal And imagine The darkness waits My body vibrates I then begin to create And imagine Hands over me Mouths kissing Tongues probing Fingers deep inside I savor these sensations Feeling pretend penetrations Enduring multiple culminations And imagine

Dark Angel
Dressed in black to match her soul Her long dark hair cascades around her shining like silk If you look deep into her seductive brown eyes You will see the hunger Her unabated stare will show the glow of her passions And temptations of her desires She dances in darkness Playing a hauntingly erotic melody on her piano That will chill your bones And set your body ablaze with an urgent need To taste and suck and devour She is a night owl A creature of the night Spreading her wings and her words To other dark souls And now she has come for you You cannot take your eyes off this dark creature As if under a trance, you helplessly fall to her feet Every part of your lust craving flesh awakens Your body tingles with anticipation A new and arousing fear tempts you The need to explore her darkness is all you can think about Walk into the fingers of her dark flame As she takes hold of your dying soul And revives it with her wicked touches Open your heart to her S

Calling All Friends 911
IF YOU LOVE ME COME HELP ME PLEASEEEEEEEE... OKAY I NEVER EVER ASK FOR TO MUCH BUT I ENTERED A CONEST "" THE BEST SMILE"" YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB AND PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU RATE ME TO PLEASE.. COME SHOW ME SOME LOVE PLEASE CONTEST END APRIL 10TH THE MOST COMMENT WINS ..... THANK YOU SWEEET DESTINY

Tortured Love
She sees him through her watery vision Slowly walking away She lets out a voiceless cry of mercy He can still sense her He can still feel her inside He stands there frozen His heart is breaking She cries with the rain The constant flood of tomorrows are now meaningless Without him Without his touch Without his torturous love She stands there frozen Her heart is breaking He wills his legs to move away from her But her suffering is too addictive He cannot ignore the rush His body betrays him once again And he turns around Unable to ignore the obsessive yearning in his loins She becomes his one and only reason for living She sucks in her breath as he takes a step closer She’s choking on her tears She cannot ignore the rush Her body responds as it always has The slippery wetness The tingling in her breasts She’s choking on lust They are so close now She’s breathing life into him His hands are upon her She’s seducing him again She’s reducing his will

In My Sights
It’s almost midnight and I’m still waiting here I won’t leave because I can feel you are near I wait for the one who can from just a glance Make my head spin and make my heart dance I move my body to the repetitive beat Giving the onlookers a tempting treat I touch myself thinking my hands are yours Before I know it I’m pushed down to all fours Hand are touching, prodding, and teasing Fingers are rubbing, pinching, and squeezing Lost in this sexual torturous display My minds not my own as all thoughts run astray Then I see you and there is no mistake My heart starts to pound and my hands start to shake I come just for you and my eyes don’t betray How is it that you should affect me this way? I know you’re the one I can feel it inside I know you will show me what all others hide You pull me away from the flesh eating pack Bend me over your knee to give me a smack I feel the sting and beg for more I am your little fucking whore My body and soul is yours fo

Mind Fuck
I’m lost in the web of your mind I can’t think straight on any given day I try to escape but I’m blind Tangled in your web of temptation I pray Ravage my body and rip at my skin Torture my darkness until I give in Turn off your charm it’s driving me mad Like an addiction I want you so bad I’m standing outside in the rain Its sensual touch awakens every need You’re watching but staying away Don’t come any closer I beg and I plead I try to forget but I can’t I want to be your little tramp Bumping into walls that keep me protected You aren’t anything like I expected Inside the darkest of nights I make love to your wicked and quadrangle mind I’m fighting with all of my might How quickly we can cross that line

All Over Me
Open your mind and tell me a story Reach within the depths of your soul And write your desires all over me Bring your immoral demons They can come too The more the merrier Tattoo my body with your words I want to feel them burn my skin Wrap sexy sentences around me Make me feel what you feel Open up and let the darkness in Do you see what I see? Show me what erotica means to you Spill your guts out for me to examine Pour your thoughts all over me Make me blush Make me wet Touch and taste me Each tantalizing paragraph Must carry with it the thick stench of lust Smell its sweetness all over me Does it arouse your senses? Finish your story And maybe then you can have me

Ever Wondr How Much Wwe Star Make
Ashley Massaro: $131,000 Batista: $813,000 (First class flight tickets paid for every week) Big Show: $1,000,000 (Base salary) Bob Holly: $217,000 Booker T: $375,000 Candice Michelle: $64,000 Carlito: $319,000 Chavo Guerrero: $206,000 Chris Benoit: $488,000 (First class flight tickets paid for every week) Chris Masters: $253,000 Eddie Guerrero: $372,000 Edge: $704,000 Eugene: $189,000 Funaki: $124,000 Gene Snitsky: $292,000 Gregory Helms: $277,000 John Cena: $1,743,000 (First class flight tickets, hotel accommodations, and ground transportation paid for every week) John Layfield: $786,000 (Five star hotel accommodations paid for every week) Jerry Lawler: $204,000 (First class flight tickets, hotel accommodations, and ground transportation paid for every week) Jillian Hall: $52,000 Joey Mercury: $134,000 Johnny Nitro: $143,000 Jonathan Coachman: $175,000 Kane: $ 851,000 (First class flight tickets paid for every week) Ken Kennedy: $133,000 Lance Cade: $118,000

What Am I Looking For In A Girl/relationship.
This is a subject I am normally shy about or more often than not, give the wrong impression of when I do talk about it. But, since I'm in a fairly decent mood today, I figured I'd lay it out in the open. I'll break it down into a few categories, can't put a exact amount for the number of categories since it might change as I write. 1) Appearance: Really this isn't all that important to me. Hair color/length doesn't matter, eye color doesn't either. However, sparkly eyes are a weakness of mine. Body type doesn't really matter either, though it does matter if she doesn't take care of health. I've always been a sucker for a nice pair of legs too, but I'm not too picky their either. lol Age? Well... I'd prefer it is she were closer to me in age, but a little older or a lil younger is fine with me. 2) Intelligence: If she's able to carry a decent conversation, I'm happy. I mean, I don't go for the dumb as a post type, no matter how hot they are. Not too smart, not too

Sweet Release
Waiting Anticipating Exhilarating Humiliating Bound and gagged Left on the floor It’s a tragedy I yearn for more Crack of the whip I know he’s near The one I love The one I fear I get into position On my knees Legs spread Ready to please Crack of the whip He’s almost here The one I love The one I fear He shoves his dick Into my face I eagerly Await a taste Crack of the whip Onto my rear The one I love The one I fear I suck and swallow I know what to do Be a good girl I’ll make it through Crack of the whip I shed a tear The one I love The one I fear He whips me again I cry and I shout Harder this time Till I almost pass out Crack of the whip It all seems clear The one I love The one I fear The sweetest pain Makes my head spin The pleasure devours Until I give in To hurt is to feel To feel is to scream This is what it’s like In my most intimate dream

Dark Pleasure
Fuck me Hurt me Just don’t Convert me Rape me Take me Just don’t Forsake me If you taste the darkness Then you’ll never be the same Once it gets inside you You only have yourself to blame Spank me Teach me Just don’t Preach to me Break me Bind me Just don’t Remind me The darker the better There is no turning back The hotter the wetter Until your soul burns black

Buy! Sell!
I'm a Libertarian, with all that means. But I understand the fair trade camp, I see their arguments. So the question I wonder is, can some balance be struck between a free market and smaller countries that could be crushed under trade imbalances from that free market?

Force Of Habit
A Friday night and all was dead As dirty thoughts entered my head Who to call, who to fuck I’m all alone, it’s just my luck The wine I drank made my head spin The doorbell rang and you stepped in You looked at me with hungry eyes I wanted you to hear my cries In frozen silence we undressed You were so big I was impressed You threw me down upon the bed Nothing was heard, nothing was said Spreading my legs with forceful hands I followed all of your commands I lay there still while you devour Taste and lick hour by hour Each time I am about to come You stop and linger just for fun You torture with your wicked ways I’m powerless under your gaze With no release I twist and turned Till you say coming must be earned You force my arms down with your knees You say it’s time I aim to please Pushing your dick into my face I suck you dry with poise and grace I watch as you lose all control You are the half that makes me whole On me now my legs still parted

You'll See
All through the night I tossed and turned Thinking about you My body burned I started to dream Of lust-filled nights Hands in places To make it feel right Games to play Fantasies to uncover Body on body Lover to lover Hands on flesh Aflame with desire The sound of my voice Will take you higher Right now there’s a hunger It's an acquired taste Treats like that Should never go to waste As I let myself go The need in between Demands my attention For completing the dream I began to move And didn’t dare stop Thinking about you inside me And about you on top I spread my legs wider Feeling myself getting wetter Touching and stroking The deeper the better The ride would start slow Then begin to gain speed As screams echo the room Screams filled with need Love in the dark How sweet it can be Nothing to hide Just wait and see

Dark Desires
Secret thoughts trace the outline of this night With all that is mystical in the burning dark light A shadowy figure appears from a dream His purpose unknown or so it may seem I close my eyes and let him begin Falling into his arms we breathe passions of sin Our bodies filled with a compelling need To touch and taste and plant the seed Somehow he knows just where to touch Desire spreads with such a rush Fingers tease and find a groove Beneath him I begin to move In rippling darkness we shudder with pleasure Inside each other like birds of a feather Love is an angel disguised as lust As sparkling gold now turns to dust Bodies collapse in frenzied release As the reality of time seems to cease As luminescent darkness covers the sky We rapture the moment and never ask why

In The Dark
Inside the dark A body yearns A fever burns Inside the dark There is a space A special place Inside the dark Its tempting ways Flames in waves Inside the dark A hand will touch Feeling so much Learning Exploring Penetrating Devouring Are you ready For a new kind of addiction? I am the cause Effect And cure

My Dumbass Ex
THIS FOR FOR MY EX THAT HAS HURT ME HE LIED TO ME AND CHEATED ON ME AND I AM TIRED OF ALL THE BULLSHIT LIES I HAVE BEEN HURT IN MY PAST BUT NOT THIS BAD I LOVED HIM AND TRUSTED HIM WITH EVERYTHING AND THEN HE GOES AND HURTS ME WORSE THAN ANY GUY HAS I KNOW I MAY NOT BE THE BEST BUT I AT LEAST WANT A GUY THAT WILL TREAT ME RIGHT AND NOT LIE TO ME AND CHEAT ON ME WITH OTHER GIRLS BEHIND MY BACK AND THEN STRAIGHT OUT LIE SOME MORE WHEN I CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT AND THEN HAVE TO YELL AT HIM JUST TO GET HIM TO TELL ME THE DAMN TRUTH I AM TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT THATS ALL GUYS KNOW HOW TO TREAT ME SO AS SOME PEOPLE SAY MY EX IS THE ONE WHO BROKE THE CAMELS BACK I THOUGHT I KNEW THE GUY WELL ENOUGH TO TRUST HIM WITH MY FEELINGS THEN HE TURNS AROUND AND PULLS THIS SHIT ON ME AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS WHO KNOW VERY DAMN WELL WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE YOU LIE TO ME ONE MORE TIME YOU ARE GOING TO BE OUT OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD AND I DON'T MEAN JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE...SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR P'

The Power Of Darkness
The darkness tells a sensuous story Speaking to us in soft whispers A glow radiates from our hearts as we melt into one another The sultry smell of lust is in the air The darkness begins to learn our secrets As we expose ourselves and explore Our reflection dances in the shadows Hands search hungrily Eyes stare wildly The darkness knows the meaning of our passionate embrace Our bodies writhe as we fill the empty room with sounds of pleasure In the aftermath we lay in a sea of blackness The moment we became one is written on the walls of our soul The love between us is bound by the power of darkness

New Tally...over 40 And Sexy Contest
5,045...6,129 4,717...5,029 2,845...3,074 1,340...1,343 1,193...1,235 478.....478 Are ya seein' a pattern here? Seems everyones comment totals keep rising, while my continue to be the same. I suppose it's a good thing I'm a pretty secure gal, or I'd be wondering if I'm really that ugly! lol Come on guys...so many of you pushed for me to do this contest...which I really thought would be fun to do. Now...when I need a bit of support...eveyone seems to have disappeared...or who knows, maybe "conveniently" disappeared. My purpose for running in this contest sure wasn't to win....I went in to it knowing that would probably not be the case at all. The reason I wanted to enter, was to see all the friends I've made on CT come together, so I would be able to see just how great all of you really were. For those that have been in...and you know who you are...Thank you so so much. You were some of those that I knew without a doubt I could count on, and would be there when the time ca

Afterthoughts
I wait for thee to come and take me Promise you will not forsake me No I won't - unless you make me By sight and scent you will find me Come right in - perhaps behind me Take control - yes pump and grind me All you are is known inside me As your body starts to ride me Then you lay your heart beside me Now at last you have found me As your soul dances around me These are afterthoughts that surround me

Wassup
well im not gonna lie, im pretty fucked up right now.. i was suppose to go out to bar charlotte butttt- we got to fucked up at my house...weird things are going on...i have my techno on and drinking a little..toooo much...hahaha!!!anyways i got my girls by my side...and my men on me!!!lol fuck all yall haters

The Session
In the darkness of the light A stranger calls to say goodnight Erotica is the conversation theme You realize this is not a dream My voice can put you in a trance As your body begins to dance My words can paint pictures of desire I alone will take you higher I hold the greatest power And every minute of every hour You will feel the magic of me Touch yourself and you will see Imaginations running free Passions burn my cherry tree I'll help you taste the pleasures As you open my box of treasures So close your eyes and think of me Enjoy another fantasy Word games can be so much fun Especially when you want to come

In The Beginning
In the beginning Everything is new From first kisses To first touches Leading to explorations And deep penetrations In the beginning Awkward hands Find steady paces Molding like a sculpture Learning all the moves Finding secret grooves In the beginning Hungry hearts Starving souls Devour the flesh Feed on dark cravings Obliterate life savings In the beginning There is an avalanche of hope Possibilities are endless This time love will prevail This beginning will flourish Nurture and nourish

The Music In Me
Sitting on a bench made of gold My fingers tingle in anticipation The white and black keys beckoning me Taunting me My soul is connected And I am ready The first touch is exhilarating I start off very slow The music owns me now I sway my body back and forth Moving to the rhythm of my own creation And I soar The tempo quickens Passion flows through my fingertips I fondle the keys with precise strokes I’m lost in the moment And seduced by its beauty The piano is my lover tonight Possessed by the music Enthralled by its power Dark and dangerous The words alone are sexy Allegretto, Andante, Grandioso I am simply swept away Then, like coming The music screams through my hands I am on the brink of insanity The music consumes me I let it know what I’m made of And with one last melody I am free

Am I Really That Bad Of A Person?
ive nvr been good at trusting people or lettin them get close.but i recently decided to let someone close.and whut did it get me? PAIN. in more ways then one. i swore id nvr fall for peoples bullshit and i can honestly say hes the first person to really fool me. i thought it was love but now im startin to realize it was more just really carin for someone. but he'll always b someone that played a big part in my lyfe and i will always thank him for being whut he was to me

A Lie
Life is not great it's a downword spiral of shit that I've coused I can;t seem to put my past behind me and it hunts me always I've tried everything to change back to the sweet person I was but I'm just a screw up that will evenculy end up all alone like my dad because I push people away when I get hurt And then Put up a wall I need to fix that to chang my fate

Finally Escaping....
Less than an hour before I gotta head into work and for once I'm not sitting here pissed off wishing I could be sleeping or out with friends... Well, I do wish I was sleeping but there is a sort of bitter sweetness tonight... Why? Because this is the last Saturday night I'm ever gonna have to work for Cumby's... I'm done!!! I gave my two weeks notice and it feels great to know that on April 13th I will work my last Friday night third shift! So happy I could dance! :D I'm on to bigger and better things and Cumbys can eat my dust! I'm finally escaping this hell and now I can be one of the annoying customers I had to deal with so many times... No more listening to bad pick up lines and creepy men telling me shit I aint wanna hear... And trust me, if tonite is anything like last night all the wackos are coming out to give me a true third shift goodbye! So this is my little happy blog to say Goodbye & Good Riddance to Cumbys!!! *Does a little happy dance* Teeheehee

Would You???
If I were to dissapear, would you care? Would you worry? Would you cry? Would you regret anything that has been done or said? Would you regret not telling me how you really feel about me? Would you want me to come back? What if it was too late? If I was gone from your life forever, how would that make you feel? Would you miss anything about me? There are MANY things that I don't know. What I DO know is that, you have to tell people how you feel, before its too late. Having to live with the guilt, the regret, the memories of what has happened that you could have changed.....How will you live with that??

Missin You
BABY AS I SIT HERE I MISS YOU MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY EVERY MINUTE FOR THAT MATTER THER.I CANT STOP THINKING OF YOU I DONT KNO WUT TO DO WIH MYSELF.THE MORE THAT IM AWAY FROM YOU THE WROSE IT GETS.BUT I KNO THAT YOU LOVE ME MORE THEN WUT YOU CAN SAY.IT IS JUST KILLING ME TO SIT HERE AND NOT HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS.YOU IN EVERYTHOUGHT THAT I HAVE WHILE I'M AWAKE OR WHILE IM ASLEEP.I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT TIME TO HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS.I KNO YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY YES IT IS HARD FOR US RIGHT NOW.WITH US HAVING TO WAIT AND ALL BUT BABY IT WONT BE LIKE THIS FOREVER I PROMISE YOU THAT.I LOVE YOU BABY WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND SOUL AND EVERYTHING THAT IS ME HUN.FROM THE FIRST TIME WE STARTED TALKING I KNEW THERE WAS SUMTHING BETWEEN US AND BABY IAM GLAD WE DID START TALKING DISPIT WUT OTHER PPL HAVE SAID AND DONE.THERE AINT NONE OR NOTHING THAT IS GONNA MAKE ME CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABT YOU NOR IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING GONNA MAKE ME STOP TALKING TO YOU HUN I LOVE YOU WAY TO MUCH TO DO THAT.AND I KN

The Freedom In Knowing
Body restrained - eyes unable to see Fingers and mouths enveloping me Sucking and biting, the harder the better My body is hot, my darkness is wetter Before I know it someone’s deep inside I move my body and relish the ride I haven’t a clue who this lover might be Never felt so alive, never felt so damned free Somewhere in the distance I hear someone screaming This is too good to be true I just have to be dreaming Multiple manipulations tasting and touching Hands and fingers probing and clutching Skillfully somebody slips in between Raising me up as if I were a machine Hands spreading my butt cheeks apart Pushing in deep I jump with a start Too much stimulation to wait any longer The orgasmic bliss is getting much stronger Trapped in this orgy with nowhere to run I’m a blood thirsty tigress who now needs to come Lost in lust and perpetual pleasure My body is like a new found treasure Open-mindedness can take you far There’s a freedom in knowing just who

Until The End.....
Until The Endâ€¦â€¦.. So cleaver Whatever Iâ€™m done with these endeavors Alone I walk the winding way Here I stay Itâ€™s over No longer I feel it growing stronger I live to die another day Until I fade away I give up I give in Itâ€™s not enough It never is So I will go on until the end Weâ€™ve become Desolate Itâ€™s not enough It never is But I will go on until the end Surround me Itâ€™s easy To fall apart completely I feel you creeping up again In my head Itâ€™s over No longer I feel it growing colder I knew this day would come to end So let this life begin Why give up Why give in Itâ€™s not enough It never is So I will go on until the end Weâ€™ve become Desolate Itâ€™s not enough It never is I will go on until the end Iâ€™ve lost my way Iâ€™ve lost my way But I will go on until the end Living is

The Controller
I am the image you dare to dream I am the nightmare in your scream I am the one you seek in the night I am the one who turned off the light You are the one who falls to the floor You are the one anxious for more You are the one ready to succumb You are the one who wants to come I am the one whom decides what is right I am the force used with all of her might I am the shock awakening every nerve I am the body you wish to serve You are the mouth that needs to feed You are the fingers that ache with need You are the one who I'll give permission You are the one giving in total submission I am the darkness you've always known I am the princess upon the black throne I am the one to inflict the pain I am the one who ignites the flame You are the one to obey my commands You are the one to meet all my demands You are the center of my darkest temptation You are the object of my newest creation

S U B M I S S I O N
Useless hands Above lie helpless Dancing legs Now stagnant Separated Spread What lay in between Is revealed Growing hotter Seeping Sultry Eyes forbidden to see Wrapped in darkness Not knowing the next move Makes it that more exciting Forced to wait In this teasing darkness With each passing moment Your left Squirming Subservient Fearing the touch Yet craving the feeling The unknown Can be so inviting Seductive Stimulating

Raynauds Phenomena
What Is Raynaud's Phenomenon? Raynaud’s phenomenon is a condition that affects the blood vessels in the extremities—generally, the fingers and toes. It is characterized by episodic attacks, called vasospastic attacks, in which the blood vessels in the digits (fingers and toes) constrict (narrow), usually in response to cold temperatures and/or emotional stress. When this condition occurs on its own, it is called primary Raynaud’s phenomenon. When it occurs with another condition such as scleroderma or lupus, it is called secondary Raynaud’s phenomenon. I post this as informational to those suffering with lupus here on the site and to those who may be experiencing symptoms such as these and not realizing what it is. These were my fingers this morning and afternoon in response to the cold temperature in my office. Today the middle finger of my left hand was the one affected with a loss of circulation completely to the tip, with no feeling or sensation in it. The temperatures tod

The Desire In My Heart
The Desire In My Heart by BlueWolf Take my hand And walk with me Through endless life A world to see Give your dreams Your thoughts laid bare And feel the love I long to share Bring your soul A love entwined A twist of fate Two lives combined Take my heart It's in your care I'll take yours too If you will share Give your pain I'll take it all And keep you safe To never fall Bring your love And I'll bring mine We'll test our will To conquer time

Da Me Mas Gasolina
Aw, that's so sweet. He has another teenager to add to his leash. I don't feel sorry for her. He's just going to add her to a collection of rusting and cob webbed covered girls. It's how he does to us all. Hahahaha. Yeah, I'm not over it. But, I can laugh can't I? anyway, I was sick thursday and friday. but i'm better today. and bored. my mom rented a beach cabin for friday-sunday so i won't be on at all. :]]]]]]]]] omg. school is almost out! prom is almost here! wow! uhhh. i don't know what else to say. amanda and jana are going to the beach cabin with me.

Help Me Win My First Contest!!!! ***read Inside***
hey y'all! I entered into this contest that I can win a blast and so I need everyone to go and comment bomb my pic LIKE CRAZY!!! Please do it for me! I've never been in a contest and have NEVER had a blast!!! So please click the link or copy and paste the link if you can't click it! thank you all! :)

What Has Become Of Me?
This darkness I live in is eating me alive. I wish that you could see what I see, the darkness, bitterness, this pain that everyone says they live through is what I see and live with. The darkness has been my home for the longest time. The pain is what I feed off from. What would you call me? I know myself as many things. But has the darkness taken my life and put me back? Where does the time go when you're alone in the darkness for a long time? All I see is the pain and suffering, still these things are an empty void of hate and emptiness. There's like no place that I fit into. I feel like the darkness is taking me away again. If you were to look through my eyes what would you see? The darkness is a blind void of my own pity only time will tell. I see myself as a new age vampire feeding from the pain in the world. As I look around I see the darkness coming closer than before. What would you say if you looked into my eyes and saw the darkness from within me? What would you

Friends And Family
its funny how people meet in a grocery store a library the mall or even online ive become so close to my friends here on ct im grateful everyday for them some have become to me my family i have a whole new world of relatives here we share in each others joys and triumphs and try to hug each other when bad and rough times hit thank you all i so hope as many as can will be with my billy and i when we get married in jan ...it wont be quite the same without you there

Bodyscape
From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small upturning of each corner. Your eyes are tight

The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push hard and fast against my tongu

Sweet Remembrance
We walk a secret path today, in the moment of our quiet intimacy. Not knowing where this trail will lead, nor grasping when it ends. We share our private thoughts today, trusting they'll do no harm. Along this path we stop to share inner feelings, deep desires. We walk today this special route, and each reach out for the other. Hands and hearts together now, spirits joyful and intertwined. My mind is filled with sweet images, like souvenirs collected along our way. Memories to prompt our journey, each exciting as the last. Someday the path we walk today will narrow so only one must walk alone in silence with the memories of what had been. Collected memories in my mind, a mental scrapbook for me to carry if I must take the narrow path and carry only the traces of your being. Memories of your smiling lips, eyes that danced with laughter. sensual images of full breasts warm and soft under my gentle touch. Images of your womanhood proud and free i

After The Dance Is Over
We danced as lovers dance to music only we had heard. A hot beat to which we moved in perfect time, with perfect synch. Unhurried though each driven on, both knowing how the dance would end. We shared the lead as the tempo quickened. You followed me, I followed you, each wanting that conclusion as ageless passion demands its due. Our cries loud as bodies yield, sounds from deep within escaped to alert close neighbors to the simultaneous climax of our dance. The music softened, mellow in its final strains. We curled together our contented bodies, our cries at last subdued, and only now a gentle purring. In this quietness our muffled moans yell out a thousand words of utter joy, in celebration of our dance, in recognition of our love. We laughed and played a while although our dance had ended. Naked, you fed me grapes -- a piece of chocolate pressed to my lips, combining with the sweetness of your essence that still lingered in my mouth. Bodies young

The Music Of Love
Bodies warm with passion's heat pressed together in hungry embrace. Intertwined we move as one, synchronizing to the inner beat of desires baton. The erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody that steals its way from the depths of our most primitive selves. A harmony of sounds unintelligible, voiced only by passionate lovers. Bodies warm with passion's heat, hard dancing to the music of love.

Soul Mate
We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions vast, I must have loved you in the past. But

One-on-one In The Backyard
One-on-one in the backyard Sponsored by: Less lethal issues in law enforcement Sponsored by TASER International with Capt. Greg Meyer (ret.) by PoliceOne.com Columnist Greg Meyer Sponsored by TASER A true story recently ended in a county jurisdiction with a reputation of being very favorable toward law enforcement: It was a gun-burglary crime involving a suspect who had a record for assaulting officers. A long, dangerous pursuit. A cold, dark night. A minor crash. And the foot chase is on. You’re in plainclothes. You have your gun and handcuffs. But no pepper spray or TASER. Your back-up officers are closing in. Or so you think. Over the fence you go. In the dimness you see the suspect trying to get over the next fence. But he falls. You’ve got him at gunpoint. He gives up. Or so you think. He gets up, but only into a crouch. You see his hands, empty but near his waistband, then near his ankle. He won’t stand up. He won’t lie down. “Hey, come

I Thought I Lost Him....
I thought I lost him... the night he went away from me. Only to find out that he was safe in God's hands and that is where he should be. I was afraid, scared, and mad for him... knowing he felt all these things within. I prayed that God would keep him safe til we saw each other again... Knowing that it would be an anewed beginning. We shared a hug, a laugh, a tear, and a moment of love... Thanking God who sent him back to me with help from above. He promised "I will never leave you", and for that I believe in us even more now to. We are each other's Bestest Friend... and we will be til our lives end. I love you forever and always Andrew M. Potter, I love you like no other... written on 3/31/07

Pressing Matters
My reserve is deliciously distracted with noble intentions, but lately by far more ‘pressing matters’… such as slow preoccupation with the buttons of your shirt. How I would tease you with it before moving on to the next... but not before remembering to pay attention to that bottom lip I am so curious about , its taste, gently nibbled between my careful teeth… and then there is the matter of your chin, is it dimpled? Is it cleaved ever so slightly, barely perceivable? Or is it smooth? Trailing with kisses to under there slowly down your neck, I would ask wordless forgiveness at the recess of your throat, tonguing an insincere apology for the discomfort I hope I am causing you. Still, the most difficult part would be overcoming a simple thing - the sound of your zipper. I am afraid my anticipation would numb me, you will have to help me there. But please my dearest slowly, and ever so, make me suffer your sweet revenge in this way too.

3 Whole Weeks
well i have managed to get to three weeks without a cigarette, and I have noticed I don't have as much patience as I used to, my sarcasm is getting worse, I am eating more but at least I can breathe properly now. In another three weeks I will probably be the size of a three bedroom house.

Ecstasy
How I long to bathe in the essence of you. How I yearn, my love, to feel your weight upon me, crushed under the blanket of your body… and so deliciously surrendered. The gates of my secret garden no longer closed, forlorn, open only for you, holder of the key. Enter gently, ignore my pleas as my legs embrace your hips… then fill me with all of you Hold me in your arms as we soar ever higher to realms of ecstasy unknown beyond the connubial bliss of earthly desires fired, still, fill me with all of you. How I long to bathe in your sacred essence and deliciously surrender. Only you, my holder of the key to realms of ecstasy unknown.

Sacred Fruit
Take, my beloved, this fig – fruit of my delights Gently divide it open, marvel at ruby secrets inside Fruit of my delights reveals the Seat of Gaia Marvel at ruby secrets inside - the honeyed bliss of sustenance Revealed Seat of Gaia! Press your lips upon the honeyed bliss of sustenance - seductive velvet succulence Press your lips upon and suckle on its sweetness, seductive velvet succulence that entices for more Suckle on its sweetness, and I will sip its golden drops that entice for more from your nectared lips Gently divide it open, and taste, my beloved, this fig –

Pearls
Pearls How I so desire to entwine my legs around you, just as our souls entwine and spiral like thousands of twinkling diamond stars. How I ache to feel you deep within me, one with me and my heart, our bodies finally merged as are our souls and intoxicate on the blend of our essences creating a unique perfume. Heady and sweet. Oh, to feel your weight upon me, I, deliciously impaled immobile - to feel the force of loving thrusts each urgency climbing higher. To visualize it, is almost ecstasy - the moment of ultimate trust between such souls as you and I. How I long for that sacred moment when with throbbing pulses ours, I hold my breath to savor your gift of the purest of you, your essence. The ultimate blissful pleasure! I would hold you captive with my most intimate muscles until every pearl of 'you' was mine, greedily treasured, precious jewel. I would kiss away your tears of joy, as my own wash my eyes with the same intense happiness...

Sniffer
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane > > when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador > > retriever in the middle seat next to the man. > > > > The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the > > dog is > > allowed on the plane. > > > > The second man explained that he is a Drug Enforcement Agent and that > > the dog is a "Sniffing dog" > > > > . > > > > "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you > > once we > > get airborne, when I put him to work." > > > > The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent > > says: "Watch > > this." > > > > He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along > > the aisle, > > and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several > > seconds. > > Sniffer returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm. > > > > > > > > The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That > > wo

Why Beer Is Better Than Women Because
*Beer doesnt mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off *You can enjoy beer all night long *Beer doesnt complain when you fart *A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football *When your beer goes flat,you toss it out *Hangovers go away *A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer *Beer doesnt care how much you earn *Beer never has a headache *You can have a beer in public *Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car *A frigid beer is a good beer *A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it *A beer doesnt come with in-laws *You are necer embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party *Beer doesnt grow hair where it shouldnt *Beer doesnt whine *You cant catch anything except a buzz from a beer *When your done with your beer,you just go get another one *The only thing a beer tells you is when it tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom

The Celestine Insights
1 WE ARE DISCOVERING AGAIN THAT WE LIVE IN A DEEPLY MYSTERY WORLD, FULL OF SUDDEN COINCIDENCES AND SYNCHRONISTIC ENCOUNTERS THAT SEEM DESTINED. 2 AS MORE OF US AWAKEN TO THIS MYSTERY, WE WILL CREATE A COMPLETELY NEW WORLD VIEW-REDEFINING THE UNIVERSE AS ENERGENTIC AND SACRED. 3 WE WILL DISCOVER THAT EVERYTHING AROUND US, ALL MATTER, CONSISTS OF AND STEMS FROM A DIVINE ENERGY THAT WE ARE BEGINNING TO SEE AND UNDERSTAND. 4 FROM THIS PERSPECTIVE, WE CAN SEE THAT HUMANS HAVE ALWAYS FELT INSECURE AND DISCONNECTED FROM THIS SACRED SOURCE, AND HAVE TRIED TO TAKE ENERGY BY DOMINATING EACH OTHER. THIS STRUGGLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL HUMAN CONFLICT. 5 THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO CULTIVATE A PERSONAL RECONNECTION WITH THE DIVINE, A MYSTICAL TRANSFORMATION THAT FILLS US WITH UNLIMITED ENERGY AND LOVE, EXTENDS OUR PERCEPTION OF BEAUTY AND LIFTS US INTO A HIGHER-SELF AWARENESS. 6 IN THIS AWARENESS WE CAN RELEASE OUR OWN PATTERN OF CONTROLLING, AND DISCOVER A SPECIFIC TRU

Sick Of Moaning
why do ppl bulletin other ppl just because they down rated them who cares ppl downrate me all the time I dont honestly care. its not everyones opinion that you are a "10" ffs its a SITE have fun play nice !! okay will stop my moan for now hehe Arly

Questions
. What is your full name?....Jacqueline Suzanne 2. When is your Birthday?.... 1/7/71 3. What is your e-mail address?... 4. Do you smoke?....Yes 5.How many sexuall partners have you had?...Enough 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many?....Not to me lol 7. Can you cook?....Yes 8. What was your dream growing up?....To be a mom 9. What talent do you wish you had?....To speak many different languages 10. Favorite place?....The Zoo 11. Favorite vegetable?....Corn on the cob 12. What was the last book you read?...."From Potter's Field by Patricia Cornwell 13. What zodiac sign are u ?....Capricorn 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?...1 Tattoo, 5 piercings ... 3 in my ears, nose, belly button 15. Worst Habit?....Smoking 16. Do we know each other outside of Cherry Tap?....Who are you? 17. What is your favorite sport?....NASCAR (Go SMOKE) 18. Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?....A lil of both I'm afraid

Wot Type Of Seducer ?
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality. And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer... Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine. Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into. You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost. Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality. Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder. Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little. And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Myson
OH LORD OH LORD! I REMEMBER THE DAY I GAVE BIRTH TO MY SON, I KNEW THEN THAT THERE WAS A HOPE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD. SO I RAISED HIM TO KNOW OF YOU AND YOUR LOVING FATHER; I TAUGHT HIM TO LOVE ALL, RESPECT LIFE, TURN THE OTHER CHEEK AND PRAISE THY NAME. AND WITH THAT HE GREW IN YOUR EVERLASTING LIGHT AND ALL THE HATRED HE SAW HE DID NOT BOTHER! DON'T GET ME WRONG OH LORD! I KNOW HE WAS NOT A PERFECT SOUL, FOR YES HE HAD TIMES OF WEAKNESS, WHEN HE FELL INTO THAT HELLISH PIT; OH YES THE STREETS THAT ARE FILLED WITH DRUGS AND ENVY TRIED MANY OF TIMES TO CONSUME HIM, BUT I FEEL THAT YOU WERE THERE, BY HIS SIDE, TO SHOW HIM THE WAY OUT OF THE BLASPHEMOUS SODOM AND GOMORRAH. OH YES! YOU SHOWED HIM TO HIS PROPER PLACE, BACK WITH US, THE PLACE IN WHICH HE WOULD FIT! BUT TODAY OH LORD, I MUST GIVE HIM BACK TO YOU, FOR ANOTHER HAS STRUCK HIM DOWN, HE HAS TAKEN MY HOPES, PRAYS AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND LOCKED THEM UP TO ROT;

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About Me!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jackie Birthday: 1/7/71 Birthplace: Dennver, CO Current Location: Twin Falls, ID Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: I say lt. brown, but ya'll say red lol Height: 5'4 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: Irish/German The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers Your Weakness: Beautiful eyes and a sexy smile Your Fears: losing a loved one Your Perfect Pizza: Garbage Pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting settled. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I really stay up that late last night Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes for sure Your Bedtime: Usually 2am Your Most Missed Memory: My childhood Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: Both, just depends Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Not into sweets, but would go with vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: Decaf Coffee Do you Smoke: cigarettes Do you Swe

Sharing
The Elephant Man Few pieces have had the ability to move me like Sir Frederick Treve’s The Elephant Man. The underlying themes of beauty, body image and self acceptance as well as ‘what is normal’ in the story are universal and easily speak to humanity’s innermost fears. John Merrick’s gross deformities created a world that none of us would ever wish to travel, a path of rejection, sorrow, abandonment and isolation which marked his existence until his eventual rescue by the man who initially came to study him as a scientific abnormality for teaching purposes. In the beginning of the story, I wasn’t sure that he would prove any more beneficial to John. As the story unfolds, Treve’s sincerely draws out the man inside the deformed body. John’s physical form was grotesque, and in a world that idolizes beauty, people ran from him. Growing up, we all face feelings of rejection for our body’s appearance and struggle to conform, and even stand out. His deepest desire was to be a norm

Emotions
When I was just out of high school I met someone that turned my world upside down. My parents didn't approve, much to my sorrow. But then when do parents really approve of what their teens do. This was different for me though, I never felt this way for anyone, they didn't want to hear that. I made the decision to leave their house, since I was under their roof, I had to obey. I disagreed on many things over my years growing up, but could not express it, or face the wrath of my father, his thought was you can have your own opinion, but his was the only right one. My someone and I had escaped to another city and state, but being a good person ended up making the whole thing fall apart. I was lied to and told my mom was dying, just to get me back in the city. She wasn't dying and all hell broke loose. It ended up that my love and I split, and with other lifes problems he left town soon after. At this time in my life I realize how short our time together had been. I ended up pregnant wi

Think On This ...
Think on This ... That there have been many problems and many questionings is true; yet when the entity has allowed or does allow itself to meditate upon the principles of the prompting which come from its study, its application of the law of the Lord which is manifested in the precepts, the commandments, the psalms and the promises of Jesus, little has been the fear of what the man-force has to offer as to disturbing factors in the earth. Then, as would be given, keep that faith . . . Do not let those things which may not in the present be understood weary thy soul, but know that sometime, somewhere, you, too, will understand. Keep the faith. Edgar Cayce Reading 5369-2

Wot Colour Purple Are You?
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?

Chocolate Turtle Cheesecake
This is a fabulous cheesecake with an chocolate cookie crust and a pecan, caramel and fudge topping. It presents beautifully!" Original recipe yield: 1 9 inch round PREP TIME 8 Hrs 20 Min COOK TIME 30 Min READY IN 8 Hrs 50 MinNGREDIENTS * 24 chocolate sandwich cookies, crushed * 2 tablespoons butter, melted * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1/3 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup sour cream * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/2 cup caramel topping * 1/2 cup chocolate fudge topping * 1/2 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In small bowl, combine crushed cookies and melted butter. Press into bottom and sides of 9 inch pie pan. Place in freezer. 2. In large bowl, beat cream cheese with electric mixer until creamy. Add sugar, sour cream, eggs and vanilla and beat until smooth. Pour cream cheese mixture over cookie crust. Bake 30 to 35 minutes, or until center is almost se

Damn It
wow my life just got better last night was one of my favs bights but the bad art aboutit i got food posioning that sucks balls and i will be over it in a while i am tired as hell and good carlos o kellys suck bad i will never eat ther ever agin that food fucking suckedbut dont eat at carlos o kellys if youare goignout drinking it will fuck you up bad and then you feel liek shit after you start getting a buzz mexacan food and beer is nasty

Sensual And Erotic
What is your opinion on what is truly sensual and erotic? No, it's not a quick lay! For example, I find that just kissing can be very sensual (provided it's done right. Or a simple body massage. I think for the most part that people are afraid to unleash their sensuality and really don't have a clue as to what being erotic is all about.

Creamy Chicken On Linguine
Sliced chicken with a creamy onion sauce layered on linguine. Good reheated the next day, too! Serve with garlic toast or bruschetta!" Original recipe yield: 6 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 clove garlic, minced * 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 (16 ounce) package linguini pasta * 1 onion, chopped * 1 cube chicken bouillon, crumbled * 1/2 cup water * 1 1/4 cups heavy cream * 3/4 cup milk * 4 green onions, sliced diagonally into 1/2 inch pieces * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. In a large saute pan, heat oil, butter and garlic over medium heat. Add chicken and cook until juices run clear. Remove chicken from pan let cool and slice diagonally into long strips. Reserve oil in pan. 2. Meanwhile, cook pasta according to directions on package. Drain. 3. Reheat oil in pan, add onion and saute, stirring often, until onion is soft but still whi

The Celestine Insights
1 WE ARE DISCOVERING AGAIN THAT WE LIVE IN A DEEPLY MYSTERY WORLD, FULL OF SUDDEN COINCIDENCES AND SYNCHRONISTIC ENCOUNTERS THAT SEEM DESTINED. 2 AS MORE OF US AWAKEN TO THIS MYSTERY, WE WILL CREATE A COMPLETELY NEW WORLD VIEW-REDEFINING THE UNIVERSE AS ENERGETIC AND SACRED. 3 WE WILL DISCOVER THAT EVERYTHING AROUND US, ALL MATTER, CONSISTS OF AND STEMS FROM A DIVINE ENERGY THAT WE ARE BEGINNING TO SEE AND UNDERSTAND. 4 FROM THIS PERSPECTIVE, WE CAN SEE THAT HUMANS HAVE ALWAYS FELT INSECURE AND DISCONNECTED FROM THIS SACRED SOURCE, AND HAVE TRIED TO TAKE ENERGY BY DOMINATING EACH OTHER. THIS STRUGGLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL HUMAN CONFLICT. 5 THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO CULTIVATE A PERSONAL RECONNECTION WITH THE DIVINE, A MYSTICAL TRANSFORMATION THAT FILLS US WITH UNLIMITED ENERGY AND LOVE, EXTENDS OUR PERCEPTION OF BEAUTY AND LIFTS US INTO A HIGHER-SELF AWARENESS. 6 IN THIS AWARENESS WE CAN RELEASE OUR OWN PATTERN OF CONTROLLING, AND DISCOVER A SPECIFIC TRUT

Life
see it seems many people i ask this dont seem to respond to the way i feel about u the peolpe tell me wats ur response? I ask u, are u scared of death or ur last breath on this world?yes or no and give me a reason its for skool Thanx to u who reply

Im In Chicago
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW I LEFT FRIDAY THE 30TH.,.,AND IL BE GONE TILL AFTER EASTER.,SO I WONT BE AROUND TO MUCH SO IF YOU ARE TRYIN TO REACH ME FOR SOMETHING.,DONT GET PISSED IF I DONT RESPOND FOR A WHILE.,.,OK AND ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO BOMB MORE.,THERE ARE JUST A FEW THAT BOMB OUT THERE NAMES.,.,I BEEN GETTING PEOPLE COMPLAINING TO ME SO PLEASE FIND TIME TO HELP OUT YOUR TEAM AND YOUR TEAM MATES.,THANKS SEE YOU FUCKERS SOON

Happiness
WHO CAN REALLY SAY WHAT HAPPINESS IS OR ISNT? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPINESS IS OR ISNT? WHEN I SEE MY FRIENDS FOR THAT MOMENT I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN I SPEND TIME WITH MY FRIENDS I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN HE SAYS "I GET LOST IN THE BEAUTY OF YOUR FACE OR THE SPARKLE OF YOUR SMILE OR THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE", I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? WHEN HE SAYS "I LOVE YOU, I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU", I FEEL WHAT I THINK IS HAPPINESS BUT IS IT REALLY HAPPINESS? HAPPINESS TO ME WAS THE LITTLE BOY I GAVE BIRTH TO AND GAVE TO GOD ALL WITHIN A 4 HR SPAN. I CAN TRULY SAY I WAS HAPPY WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM AND YES HE BROUGHT HAPPINESS INTO MY LIFE. THE HAPPINESS WAS THE 5 1/2 GESTATIONAL TIME PERIOD THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER. HAPPINESS WAS WATCHING HIM TAKE THOSE THREE TIME LITTLE GASPS OF AIR. HAPPINESS WAS FEELING HIS HEARTBEAT FOR 4 HOURS, BUT MY HAPPINESS ENDED WHEN HIS HEART STO

Pan Fried Tilapia
Serve this flavorful tilapia with French fries or rice and your favorite vegetables. INGREDIENTS: * 2 to 3 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 cup panko bread crumbs, or use fine dry bread crumbs * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground paprika * 1/4 teaspoon onion powder * dash leaf thyme * dash ground pepper * 1 teaspoon parsley flakes * 6 to 8 tilapia fillets * 1/3 cup Creole mustard or a spicy brown mustard * 1/3 cup light mayonnaise PREPARATION: Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. In a food processor, combine panko bread crumbs and seasonings; pulse several times, or until bread crumbs are fine. Combine mustard and mayonnaise; coat tilapia fillets with the mixture then coat with bread crumbsFry the coated tilapia fillet in a single layer, turning carefully after about 3 to 4 minutes. Cook for about 3 to 4 minutes longer, or until cooked through and lightly browned. Serves 4 to 6.

Banana Chocolate Chip Cake
BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE 1/2 lb. butter 1 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 4 very ripe bananas, mashed 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 2 tsp. vanilla 3 1/2 c. flour 1 pt. sour cream 12 oz. pkg. mini chocolate chips Cream butter, sugar, eggs. Add mashed bananas. Add dry ingredients alternately with sour cream. Lastly add 1/2 package of mini chips. Pour in greased pans square cake pans. Sprinkle rest of miniature chips on top. Bake 350 degree oven 1 hour 10 minutes.

I'm New Here!
Hi! I have been a member of CherryTap for about 4 days now and I am still nervous! I would love to make new friends and I fell like I have become a pest already! I cherish your friendships and I want them to last! Please, Please, If I say or do anything out of line, let me know by message. I take criticism very well and I do not get angry very easliy! I am more timid than anything. I love it here and I enjoy it here! The atmosphere is wonderful! Thank you for letting me be a member of CherryTAP! xoxoxo -Joey

My Son
OH LORD OH LORD! I REMEMBER THE DAY I GAVE BIRTH TO MY SON, I KNEW THEN THAT THERE WAS A HOPE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD. SO I RAISED HIM TO KNOW OF YOU AND YOUR LOVING FATHER; I TAUGHT HIM TO LOVE ALL, RESPECT LIFE, TURN THE OTHER CHEEK AND PRAISE THY NAME. AND WITH THAT HE GREW IN YOUR EVERLASTING LIGHT AND ALL THE HATRED HE SAW HE DID NOT BOTHER! DON'T GET ME WRONG OH LORD! I KNOW HE WAS NOT A PERFECT SOUL, FOR YES HE HAD TIMES OF WEAKNESS, WHEN HE FELL INTO THAT HELLISH PIT; OH YES THE STREETS THAT ARE FILLED WITH DRUGS AND ENVY TRIED MANY OF TIMES TO CONSUME HIM, BUT I FEEL THAT YOU WERE THERE, BY HIS SIDE, TO SHOW HIM THE WAY OUT OF THE BLASPHEMOUS SODOM AND GOMORRAH. OH YES! YOU SHOWED HIM TO HIS PROPER PLACE, BACK WITH US, THE PLACE IN WHICH HE WOULD FIT! BUT TODAY OH LORD, I MUST GIVE HIM BACK TO YOU, FOR ANOTHER HAS STRUCK HIM DOWN, HE HAS TAKEN MY HOPES, PRAYS AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND LOCKED THEM UP TO ROT;

Roommate Search For A Binghamton Friend
A female friend who lives in a house in Binghamton is seeking a male roommate (to share expenses of course, and to help with repairs.) Will send information or queries along to her.

Mexican Tamales
INGREDIENTS * PASTRY: * 1 package corn husks* * 3 cups Masa Harina flour* * 1-3/4 cups water * 1 cup lard or vegetable shortening * 1 teaspoon salt * FILLING: * 1 pound ground pork or beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 clove garlic, minced * 1 can (10-1/2 ounces) tomato puree * 1 hard apple, peeled and chopped * 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped * 1/2 cup toasted almonds, chopped * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon chili powder SERVINGS 18 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Other stovetop PREP 40 min. COOK 25 min. TOTAL 65 min. DIRECTIONS Immerse husks in water; cover. Soak overnight. Mix flour and water to form dough; cover. Let stand 30 minutes. In large bowl, beat lard and salt until mixture resembles beaten egg whites (about 6 minute

Cuban Ground Beef Hash
INGREDIENTS * 1-1/2 pounds ground beef * 1 medium green pepper, chopped * 1 medium onion, chopped * 1 can (14-1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained * 3 tablespoons tomato paste * 1/3 cup raisins * 1/3 cup sliced stuffed olives * 1 tablespoon cider vinegar * 3 garlic cloves, minced * 2 teaspoons ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon pepper * 1/2 cup frozen peas * Hot cooked rice SERVINGS 6 CATEGORY Lower Fat METHOD Stovetop - One-Dish PREP 20 min. COOK 10 min. TOTAL 30 min. DIRECTIONS In a large skillet, cook the beef, green pepper and onion over medium heat until meat is no longer pink; drain. Stir in the tomatoes, tomato paste, raisins, olives, vinegar, garlic, cumin, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 5 minutes. Add peas; cover and cook 5 minutes longer or until heated through. Serve over rice. Yield: 6 servings.

The Lighthouse
The Lighthouse by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The rocky ledge runs far into the sea, and on its outer point, some miles away, the lighthouse lifts its massive masonry, A pillar of fire by night, of cloud by day. Even at this distance I can see the tides, Upheaving, break unheard along its base, A speechless wrath, that rises and subsides in the white tip and tremor of the face. And as the evening darkens, lo! how bright, through the deep purple of the twilight air, Beams forth the sudden radiance of its light, with strange, unearthly splendor in the glare! No one alone: from each projecting cape And perilous reef along the ocean’s verge, Starts into life a dim, gigantic shape, Holding its lantern o’er the restless surge. Like the great giant Christopher it stands Upon the brink of the tempestuous wave, Wading far out among the rocks and sands, The night o’er taken mariner to save. And the great ships sail outward and retur

Salute Contest (1st Entry In)
The first entry is in already! Anyone on my friend or family lists can enter. All you have to do is make me a salute. The contest will start next Sunday (April 8th) so you must enter by then, so I must recieve your entry by the end of Saturday (the 7th).

Addictive
Ya know, I thought all these folks I saw on here saying how addictive this was had to be nuts. Now I see they were right! CT is great & oh so addictive. Now if I can figure out the stash thing & all the other stuff.......lol

Hey People Please Help
Hello everyone any chamce of some help,I am in a contest and could do with some help due to me being behind. Please drop bye and vote for me. Here is the link for contest. If anyone does thanks for ur help.

Shattered Heart
The pain shoots through my heart I am in shock, never expected it it's already tearing me apart little by little, bit by bit There is nothing left to believe in all the dreams and hopes have vanished again I lost, hope your happy with your win I know I can't count on you, i have you banished You knew how I felt, I loved you like no other I can't handle the pain, rips through me like a knife you didn't want me at all so you chose another I am done, I hate my life I don't wanna start over again never again will I feel what I felt for you even if you came to me beggin I still can't believe if it would be true Did you ever really love me was I just a toy for your game I try to put it behind but it won't let me be try as I might I will never be the same I can't pick up the pieces, no reason to just leave my shattered heart all over the place all because of you I don't want to feel again, too tired i rest my case

Being Touch By Words Is Being Touched By The Soul
Beauty within is the greatest find Loving the soul and the mind Knowing that one is beyond value Loving this way is the best we can do Seeking the light that cuts through the dark Feeling the thrill and as light as a lark Soaring high on the winds of fate Knowing that one smile makes us feel great Anticipation and the sound of the voice Love beyond all others makes the soul rejoice Finding that one who is our greatest friend Gives us life worth living forever without end By R . Thomas Dinsmore The value is such as it is seen Nothing known when one is green For only the pain can let us know The cost of love that to show A heart that breaks for lack there of Missing the gift from heaven above For nothing does part but love lost The loss is such beyond all cost Only the soul that aches so true Can appreciate a love found new One who knows it may pass away Will cherish the gift each and every day A fragile thing love will always be Something beyond

Level Of Darkness
You scored as Elegant dark. You are "Elegant Dark".You regard darkness as something not depressing,but beautiful and elegant.You are most likely a reflective,pensive person,and you like "pretty" dark things like darker poetry, literature, music, and Victorian clothing. A good band for you to listen to would be Nightwish, a combination of metal and opera.Elegant dark96%Fallen93%Naturally Dark82%Murderous/Scary Dark50%What is your level of darkness?created with QuizFarm.com

Long Haired Country Boy(fits Me To A Tee
The Charlie Daniels Band - Long Haired Country Boy People say I'm no good I'm crazy as a loon 'cause I get stoned in the morning, I get drunk in the afternoon. Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made. 'Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin' if I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long haired country boy alone. Preacher man talking on TV, puttin' down the rock and roll. Wants me to send a donation 'cause he's worried about my soul. He said, "Jesus walked on the water." And I know that it's true. But sometimes I think that preacher man would like to do a little walking too. But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' if I can't get it on my own. If you don't like the way I'm livin' you just leave this long haired country boy alone. A poor girl wants to marry a rich girl wants to flirt. A rich man goes to college

Hello
WELL I HOPE U ARE ALL FINE...I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE A THE LADY'S SOMETHING TO LOOK AT THIS TIME.. HOPE U ARE ALL HAVING A GREAT DAY.. MISS TALKING TO U ALL WHEN I FEEL UP TO IT I WILL BE ON MORE TO TALK TO WHO EVER WANTS TO TALK....KISSES AND HUGS LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS WITH ALL MY HEART !!!!!!

Good Night
Good Night.. Im glad this DAY FROM HELL IS OVER!! welp almost..Im heading too bed... so ya'll have good night and sweet dreams... Until Tomorrow..Hugs and smooches... Be Good Or Be Good At it! Bec commentburner.com

Broken
Artist: Lindsey Haun Song: Broken Wake up to a sunny day, not a cloud up in the sky Then it starts to rain, my defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around, so open and exposed I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my trouble When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Heaven knows that getting scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find its place When you

Lockdown At The Fire Academy!
Boy were we in for a shock when we went to pick up Andrew at the fire academy today! When we parked in the top level parking lot, a security guard came over and told us we had to move to the lower parking lot. The academy had been put in lock down mode. It was 4:30pm and the students should have been let out by then. So we moved down to the parking lot by the doors. On arriving at the lower parking lot, we saw a state police car pulling up. Insert Mom panic here. One of the fire instructors left the building and sat on a bench by the door. I approached him and asked him what was going on. He said that someone had the audacity to go through everyone's gear bags while they were in class, and steal some very expensive equipment. Nobody was allowed to leave the building, and nobody was allowed to go in. Now I usually don't question authority, but nature was calling my name loud and clear. So I asked him if I could go in to use the restroom. No! is what I got. Ok, fine.

Be Prepared To Laugh At My Expense.
ok boys and girls. first off, i am going to tell you that if you think you might have to pee... go do it. because you might wet yourself if you don't. now, buckle up... and prepare for a bumpy ride. yesterday started off as a normal day for me... i guess... i still had the remainders of the sinus infection that's been having its way with me for the past week or so... but nothing out of the ordinary. when i woke up i was coughing and sneezing and blah blah blah so i took some cold meds and tried to sleep off some of the day. i think that might have been around noon... now, i had been hungry for quite awhile come seven o clock since i hadn't eaten anything and i took down two slices of cheese pizza and decided to shower and get ready for the bar. around ten the boy and i hop in the van and we're off. we get to the dub, and everything is standard. chris, the boyfriend, has to work the next day so we make plans for me to get a ride home with blair and he

My Stark Reality
In shades of silver and white, Deceiving everyone, I cannot hide this stark reality Which is known as my life We go through our days blind fools Smiling warmly when we feel the wretchedness We play foolish games of appeasement When all we crave is recognition Love, success, life, harmony These are truths that not all of us will have The surest reason Is never the firmest emotion My pen shakes as I write Tears fall on this paper Blurring the words Reflecting the randomness that is my life. When do you say goodbye? When is it ok to say hello? Do you give up on all? Or has all given up on you? My starkest reality is this, In shades of silver and white. Feathery down on my head How much more must I play this game? © 2007 Kathleen Wehrstedt

Sexiest Cherry In Cowboy Hat For Contest
I will be holding another contest The Sexiest Cherry in a Cowboy Hat.. if you have a Pic of yourself in a cowboy hat or your significant other in one and would Like to be entered in the contest please Private message me the link of the pic you want entered ... the contest will Run for one week once the contest starts.. Comment bombing is allowed & You can comment bomb & rate yourself as well.. There will be a Female and a Male Winner depending on the Enteries I recieve ...send all links to Itsurangel

The Art Of Romance
The Art of Romance is a tender thing; it's a well thought out thing; it's a careful yet casual thing. It is not dishonest nor derogatory. It is filled with emotion. The Art of Romance starts with a look, a breath, a blink. The softest sigh is heard by the one you're with. A gentle kiss on your wrist or your hand can send chills down your spine. A shared look conveys so much in so little time. This is an art; this is a skill everyone is borne with but only the select few can truly master it. The masters of this talent share with very few. But the very few who are shown this gift know they are loved even without having to speak the words, for they feel the emotion, see the look, translate the smile. Those are the luckiest few. There is dating and then there is the art of romance. Which would you rather have?

Stressed And Sick!
Hey all! Well I know it has been a while since I have written a blog entry, even a while since I have been on CT like this. I really have not been in the mood to be on here as much as I used to. I have been SO stressed out the few months. A lot of crap has been going on with me in my life, and I dont really want to get into it now. Plus the fact I have been sick a lot lately and very tired all of the time. I guess things have just not been going to good for me.... I wanted to come back here to CT and get back to my friends. I missed you all.

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzz...what An Afternoon
My son called me around 3 or a little after, to say he needed a ride home from work...his wife had the car, so I headed that way. I hung out for a bit at his house, when we got there, before I decided to head back home. As I was leaving I heard a funny noise coming from the front of the car...and turning the radio down, listened closer, but couldn't really heard what I thought I had heard before. We do have a tire that is bad on the back rear, and I get a litte bit of a vibration noise out of it when I drive...we ve been told the steel belts are seperated, so I assumed that's what I was hearing. Just as I was getting ready to get back out on the highway to head home, I heard the noise again, so pulled over on the exit ramp, before even getting on the highway to have a look. Nothing looked out of the ordinary, so I just assumed I had a stick or clump of mud caught under the car. I hadn't no more started to speed up going down the highway, than I heard another noise...this time, I

Imagined
www.hostdrjack.com YOUR VOICE FILLS MY EARS AS THE SWEETEST OF MUSICAL NOTES AND IS CALM BUT EXCITING AT THE SAME TIME. I DREAM OF YOU ALTHOUGH I AM AWAKE AND I RELIVE ALL MOMENTS WE HAVE SHARED, AND IT ONLY MAKES ME WANT MORE, I FEEL AS IF I HAVE BEEN INTOXICATED BY THE FINEST WINE, BUT I KNOW IT IS FROM YOUR LOVE AND EACH DAY I AM LONGING FOR MORE, I ONLY NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE AND IT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY, I HAVE DREAMED IT MANY TIMES AND I HAVE LONGED, BUT STILL IT DOES NOT SEEM REAL, YET EACH DAY I HEAR YOUR WORDS OF LOVE AND I RECALL HOW YOUR HANDS HAVE CARESSED MY BODY AND HAVE SHOWN ME A PASSION BEYOND MY DREAMS AND I KNOW YOU ARE REAL, I ENVISION A FUTURE OF ALL THE MEMORIES WE WILL CREATE AS WE SHARE OURSELVES IN THIS LIFE, AND NIGHTS OF HOLDING YOU WITH OUR ARMS AROUND EACHOTHER AND I CAN FEEL YOUR HEART BEAT UPON MINE AND IT IS THEN THAT I KNOW YOU ARE NOT IMAGINED, YOU ARE MY DESTINY AND OUR LOVE IS THE LEGACY WE PASS TO THOSE WE LEAVE BEHIND WHEN OUR TIME

Suddenly
Skrewdriver - Suddenly Lyrics We live in changing times When certain thoughts are now a crime Power flows through an evil pen And freedom's light in growing dim (chorus) One day if suddenly, I'm forced to take my leave Will you still carry on, with the things that we believe? One day if suddenly, they take my life away Will you still be fighting to win a bright new day? The people who've stood against us They seem to be above the law With the power to listen into private moments in our lives And the power to come kick down your door (chorus) Our strength has come from ideals many years' old A strength that has survived within our blood A strength our foe has recognised, and sworn to drag it down He wants to drag our people through the mud (chorus) x2

More Proof I Am Catlike
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What Animal Are You? MY RESULT:Cat A cat’s M.O. is simple: they just don’t care. Seriously, an intruder could be attacking you, and a cat won’t get up till it’s finished licking its paws, and even then, it’s not really in a hurry to help you out. Being a cat, you’re cool and refined, and you’ve got plenty of that cat attitude. Okay, fine, we’ll say it – cattitude. Just be careful not to fall into any huge open vats of water. Cats don’t like that sort of thing. Take This Quiz!

Contest 3
women cherries are taking this contest to heart bombing their pictures, the men ..well not taking it to serious It would be hard for me to up the pimpin gift if there is no one on the pictures points + comments = cherry Bucks so I can buy the big pimpin gifts... my co partner is buying the women's gifts and I am buying the Men's gifts ...so guys if you are reading this maybe its time to get together and bomb your pictures it only helps you and me when you win or come in 2nd or 3rd...other then that I have seen no one back stabbing and all of you are acting fair...thanks again (come on guys)get bombing...Peace

I'll Stand By You/ Blue Eyed Vixen
Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Dont be ashamed to cry Let me see you through cause Ive seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You dont know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you So if youre mad, get mad Dont hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too Well Im a lot like you When youre standing at the crossroads And dont know which path to choose Let me come along cause even if youre wrong Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour And Ill never desert you Ill stand by you And when... When the night falls on you, baby Youre feeling all alone You wont be on your own Ill stand by you Ill stand by you Wont let nobody hurt you Ill stand by you Take me in, into your darkest hour

Wow!
I got a piece of mail today from DeCal Works. Opened it and it's a sponsorship contract! Yep, they want me as a team rider! So, I have to fill out and sign the contract, send that in, and place my number plate order next week! DeCal Works! I cant believe it! I'm seriously blown away right now! I'm hoping to get some new riding photos today or tomorrow. My daughter is sleeping right now, so I cant go out yet.

I Need One Comment From You To Get A 7 Day Cherry Blast!
I am in a contest with no comment bombing, 1st contestant to get to 300 comments wins a 7 day cherry blast. And in exchange for one comment I will buy you any party time gift you want. The contest is a NSFW contest so you will need to add this person as a friend to be able to view it. Then you can find my pic here and comment it. If you have any questions just send me a shout. Please repost. Thanks!

My Mom's Transplant
My mother has been sick her whole life. Since the age of seven years old she has had type 1 Diabetes. My mother had been diagnosed with Kidney failure. My mother was one the donor waiting list for over four years. My mother got a kidney and pancreas transplant two days ago and is recovering great. This is something to show that anything can happen and never underestimate the powers of keeping faith.

Shortest Blog Ever
I'm really tired of girls trying to hit on me using fake pics. Look, damnit, I'm an empath, ok? Read my main page. I can smell a lie like a fart in a car. I don't know what it is you get from trying to get men to be attracted to something you're not. It completely baffles me. How do you achieve satisfaction by building a paper ego around the fact that people think you look completely different than how you are? It doesn't make sense! Please, PLEASE, just read my page before you try a move. I can sense you, I can feel you, and I want to do good by you, but you make that impossible when I value honesty, and the first thing I have to do in our introduction is call you out on being deceitful. That's it from me. Shortest blog I ever wrote, lol.

It's Impossible And Possible.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said : my lips are swollen. 2. When is the next time you will make out?: i have a scheduled appointment next tuesday. er... something. 3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?: duck. her name is crackers. 4. What's your favorite planet?: pluto. it's shunned. 5. Who's the 2nd person on your missed calls list?: "misery" 6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?: keep your hands off my girl. i like when that plays... 7. What shirt are you wearing right now?: a blue and purple stripy little girls sleep shirt. 8. What do you "label" yourself as? not you. 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?: actually... i am wearing mickey mouse feet slippers. 10. Bright or dark room? brightish 11. What do you think about the person who last took this survey?: everything. 12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you choose? the left. always the left. le

Fan Art
Fan Art Ok, so we have had some questions and some submissions of fan art...We LOVE it and we appreciate it !!! So, if you have fan art of Naughty Vixenz or the modelz and would like to send it in we would be honored to post it in our Fan Art section on NaughtyVixenz.com. Please send all artwork to NaughtyVixenz@yahoo.com. Please include the piece name (If there is one). Artist Name and a link to your page if desired. Thankyou so much, The Naughty Vixenz

Seriously!
What the fuck. I was supposed to go on a date tonight but now that isn't going to happen because it is getting late and he still has an errand to run and this would be our first date so we aren't gonna meet in some bar cause that is lame, and I could go to the bar and meet any random person. However, I am getting sick and tired of this fucking shit. ALL I want to do is meet a nice guy that I have chemistry with, fall in love, make some love, get married, have some kids, etc. etc. Of course I am perfectly aware that all of that takes (or should take) years but meeting a guy I like would be a good start! Now I don't know what I am going to do tonight. I'm going to the bar but that isn't till like midnight so I might go see a movie before then. Plus I probably won't end up going to the bar cause I have to be at work at 6:30 am. Oh well

Interested In Becomming A Naughty Vixenz Model???
First Name Last Name Desired Stage Name Age Birthday Location Measurements Size Height Weight Hair Color Eye Color Email MySpace? Model Mayhem # One Model Place # Are you OK with Nudity? Do you have the ability to travel? If so how far? What makes you unique? Describe yourself in three sentences? Why do you love being a curvaceous woman? What can you add to Naughty Vixenz? Why do you want to become a Naughty Vixenz Do you have access to a photographer??? How quick are you about sending in sets?? Can u at least send in 2 sets a month? Pictures 4 Pictures 1 Portrait 1 Full Body Shot 2 Full Body Shot Lingerie Shot/Nude VERY IMPORTANT: Please make sure your local laws allow you to pose nude before applying. Usually you must be 18 years of age or older to apply. If you are in Alabama, you must be 19 or older. If you are in Mississippi, Nebraska, Pennsylvania, or Puerto Rico you must be 21 or older. Thank

300 The Movie
From: Jody Tyler ( jt23)~The High Pope of Denver Thank you Vivid Imagination It is spring, 480 BC Persian King Xerxes, continuing his fathers, Darius, master plan to conquer the Hellenic city-states, arrives in Hellas. The previous Persian invasion and diplomatic attempts have already turned most northern Hellas tribes and states to the Persian side. But the people of Athens and Sparta, the largest Hellenic powers at the time, feel quite insulted by the Persian emissaries requesting their surrender to Xerxes and slay them. In Sparta, King Leonidas consults the local oracle, which gives two options: either a spartan king will have to be sacrificed or Sparta will be burned to the ground. A year earlier (481, BC) a panhellenic consortium of all southern city-states have already recognized the superiority of the spartan army (the best organized and trained army at the time) and have announced King Leonidas supreme commander of the combined Hellenic army. It i

What A Night
CAN I SAY STUPID FREAKING PPL NEED TO JUST BE DUMPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND OmG went to get something to drink , I went in while my sweety and a friend of ours stayed in the car. While i was in there, they was messing with the headlights for some unknown reason James thought it was this grand thing because he discovered his head lights worked while the car while was off. well just so happens the guy that works in the liquor store knew me, he didnt how ever know i was with " the 2 suspicious characters in the vehicle parked out back" he came in growling and had the phone in his hand saying he was about to phone the officials, I asked him what was going on, he was like I think we have a drug run going on, he said are you with the 2 guys parked out there , I said well depends on what 2 you are referring to. he told me and i said yes I am why do you think they are dealing in drugs lmfao, he said well they are turning the head lights off and on. I said are you kidding me, them 2 do drugs, hel

My Son
My 1 year old already figured it out last night before i left for work he asked "Bad Daddy go Bye Bye ?" It broke my heart.How do i tell my 6 year old son his father isn't coming home? He worships his father. He will be as heartbroken as i am. How do i make this as easy on him as possible? My Poor boys.

Top Rated Cherries?
I'm still accepting girls into the top rated cherries on my page so if you want to be added as one of the "top guns" choose a picture, allow me to rip it and your in! either post on my page or private message me. rick

My Newest Poem
They lived and breathed, loved and died My hopes and dreams when she lied Left me to wander these wasted lands Time moves on like shifting sands I follow before me the unseen path Paying a debit of blood for the wrath Life that was passed away in time Gave me the gift for verse and rhyme To speak of my soul and who I became Of how I was changed by hatred tamed The venom ran through me and killed all love No peace to be found and no god above adrift in this life with no purpose found Lacking reason for this heart to pound The wounds in time did heal at last But only after much time had passed I stood before the wall and faced my foe My discovery is mine alone to know Having over come the demon within Accepted that I am born to sin That I will do both good and bad And that there is no reason to be sad It is just the nature of the human mind There is no mystery here to find We live and breath, Love and die A life imperfect is no living lie By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Feelings.......
As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a queen, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here.

Not Leaving .. Just Taking A Nap From The Tap
Hello all my wonderful Friends .. I'm popping in to let you all know where I've been .. and where i'm going .. lets start with where I've been .. As most of you know I took a few days and went back home to see my family this past weekend and it was wonderful .. and it kinda kicked me into High gear in my mood and all that fun stuff .. Im finally feelling better .. well all around .. Thank goodness.. the winter blahs .. I hate to label myself as "Depressed" but . sometimes there are a lack of words and one must grasp at the word they can .. I guess.. So .. yes im working on my moods.. I'm still Seizure free .. still no growth in the tumors .. so all is well on the medical front .. Now... For the Here and Now .. I adore all of my friends that i've met from both Yahoo and found here .. and those I've made here .. You've become parts of my life .. You've brought smiles , laughter and many a nites have gone so much better thanks to you .. and for that Im thankful But .. For t

Or Shall I Say Everyone Needs To Take Her Advice And Drop Her
if they don't seem to care about you or anything that's going on in your life..........drop them and move on don't waste time on people like that princessofdarkness lmfao

A White Rose.......
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

The Night The Lights Went Out In Sydney
Sydney's fifteen hours ahead of Central Standard Time where I am, so this technically happened yesterday. I was intrigued when I read the article on Yahoo! News about Australia's largest city literally cutting the power for an hour to raise attention about global warming and -- this was in a related article -- reduce our "ecological footprint". Sydney blacks out for global warming By ROHAN SULLIVAN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 45 minutes ago SYDNEY, Australia - The Sydney Opera House's gleaming white-shelled roof was darkened Saturday night along with much of the rest of Australia's largest city, which switched off the lights to register concern about global warming. The arch of Sydney's other iconic structure, the harbor bridge, was also blacked out, along with dozens of skyscrapers and countless homes in the 4 million-strong city, in an hour-long gesture organizers said they hoped would be adopted as an annual event by cities around the world. Mayor Clover Moo

A Special World.......
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Well Now I've Done It
Well I've done it now. I lost my temper put a fist though a wall and not only do I owe the hospital for the coast of repair..i'm banned from going in. Well they can ban me all they want too.I will be by my soulmates side and fuck them if they think they're the ones strong enough to stop me. But for tonyte I let it go.I'm needed to watch the fair Bella. It's just her since Tman got invited to dinner,movies and a sleep over.And she's setting by the slideing doors watching the hell stones come down n going "ooooo biggggg boom" The bigger thunder gets'grr u no boom me". She's alittle warrior. And she IS in warrior mode tonyte. She senses something.When she for goes a "ookie" to watch outside she's senseing something. I only hope it's nothing bad on her Ma & Da since they're out tonight doing a gig. Yeah call me parinode. Call me a worrie wart. It's my family I will worrie. Not that I don't have more then enough worrie going on with out that... But this storm reflects myself in many w

Your Neighbor Is A Witch If
Fifty sure-fire ways to detect paganism without having to resort to a dunking stool or wart-inspection. 1) Never puts any rubbish out on refuse-collection day. I mean, re-cycling and composting is fine, but you can take it too far. 2) You casually ask what phase the moon is in, and she tells you down to the exact number of days, hour and minute of rising, position on horizon, and current angle of declination. 3) All the stray cats in the neighbourhood tend to congregate in her garden (and use your own as their litter). 4) A screech owl has chosen the lamp-post outside her house as its favorite calling-post. That's just when it's getting warm at night and you like to sleep with the window open. 5) Doesn't cut down the weeds in her garden; in fact it looks more like she's cultivating them. Needless to say, you get the seeds wafting over onto your pristine lawn. 6) Most of her clothes on the washing line are black. 7) The local kids talk in whispers as they go past he

The Wind To My Heart
My heart flutters, with every breath of you. My thoughts are all of you. The treasure of your soul, that i stive to have. The pleasentness of your touch. The look in your eyes, when i tell you how i feel. The moment the wind rushes thru your heart, it goes thru my soul. I often, wonder if i am good enough. I think the doubt in my mind, has not affected my heart, So please just been paitient with the process. Cause you know, that i bleed just for you. So i am going to kick back, and let the wind blow into my soul.

The Guide To Modern Pagans
1.Bright-Eyed Novice You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building. They think sex is good not evil, and you want to know where to sign up. Distinguishing Signs: Mispronounces god/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins. Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame".) 2.Grand Old Wo/Man Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one.) Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name? Distinguishing Signs: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about. 3.Tree Hugging Nature Sprite Most prized possession: one of Judi Barry's old tree spikes. Simultaneously believes in universal love for humanity AND returning the planet to a pristine, uncorru

More Nigerian Scams....
reposted from a bulletin: http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=659694 he is from Nigeria and he's passing himself off as a business man purchasing merchandise to stock his new store He buys merchandise online on stolen credit card numbers and has the merchandise send to your home, starting off as a gift that just happens to be the wrong size then has them pickup from a paid UPS tag he has you print off. Bottom line is that when the companies discover the purchases were made on stolen credit cards they trace it back you and your address, in the mean time he's got the goods and your S.O.L. So Please everyone, repost this bulletin to all your friends and fans, get everyone to be aware and on the look out for these creeps. (repost of original by '(Rere)' on '2007-03-31 11:27:59') (repost of original by 'Tomcat' on '2007-03-31 11:55:51') (repost of original by '**~Chez~**' on '2007-03-31 11:56:34') (repost of original by 'Maggie' on '2007-03-31 12:02:29') (repost of

Don't Steal Other People Pics & Claim It Is You
Come on folks, why can't you be who you are and accept it. Stealing another's person pic and claiming it to be you when you know others on here are friends with them makes you look not only as a lame ass fake, but the fool you are. It will catch up with you and you will be caught for the FAKE you are. Really now, are you that ashame of how you look to do that? People should like you for WHO you are, not WHAT you got. If you need your ego stroked or to feel that you are all that, just skank yourself out. But you know, now you have to prove who you are and not only that but show a salute that you are who you are as well. You just embarassed yourself for the fake and being deceitful with stealing someone's elses pic and then claiming it to be you. That is very sad and you just became a laughing stock for deceiving those with whatever intentions you have within you and the pics you've stolen. These pics are of my daughter and many have seen her and she even has pics of her breast (with

Contest, Comments Needed........
OK, lets all get together and do something for my ego, cause right about know it is pretty bad, I know how much you all like contests, lets do this for me and I will love ya all forever and ever, or longer whichever comes first....LOL It's as you all know by comments so hit me up will ya...

The 'other Tarot'
Neo-pagan religions can be fun, but some pagans unfortunately go through a period of religious fanaticism. And fanaticism often limits an important part of your spirit: your sense of humor. It takes time to recover from fanaticism. Now there is a Tarot deck for recovering pagan religious fanatics. The Neophyte - A priest and priestess stand facing one another, performing the Great Rite symbolically by plunging a dagger into a chalice. In the circle surrounding them, a neophyte covers her smiling mouth, trying to suppress a giggle. Divinatory Meaning - Innocence. A new beginning. There was a time when all of this was good-natured fun and not something you took so seriously. Reversed Meaning - Difficulty in expressing honest laughter. You're taking this all too seriously. Get a life. The Magician - The magician stands outside his double-parked car in a jammed parking lot. He wears full ceremonial regalia and has an altar setup. In his hand is an open book entitled, "Incantati

Music
Jo Dee Messina My Give A Damn's Busted Well you filled up my head with so many lies You've twisted my heart 'til something snapped inside I'd like to give it one more try But, my give a damn's busted You can crawl back home, say you were wrong Stand out in the yard and cry all night long Go ahead and water the lawn My give a damn's busted chorus: I really wanna care I wanna feel something Let me dig a little deeper No, sorry, nothing You can say you've got issues You can say you're a victim It's all your parents' fault, I mean after all you didn't pick em Maybe somebody else has got time to listen My give a damn's busted Well your therapist says it was all a mistake A product of the Prozac and your codependent ways So who's your enabler these days My give a damn's busted Chorus: I really wanna care I wanna feel something Let me dig a little deeper No, still nothing It's a desperate situation No tellin what you'll do If I don't f

Goats On The Green Way...lol
We went walkin last night and there was what we thought was dogs on the green way till we got close to them and they were goats.. They were black and white.. they were havin sex on the green way.. it was funny.. lol .. guess ya had to be there.. My daughter went with us last night.. and then tonight my ex boyfriend is going to go with us.. ohh and we found out that its a 3 mile walk.. and were gettin faster every night..

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Lazlow Show Tonight, New Media Player, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Video Online
If you missed any of this fine, fine week of radio, don't fret kids... you can always download the Opie and Anthony Show from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 3/26/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 3/27/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 3/28/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 3/29/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 3/30/2007 Our pal Lazlow, who told us all about Grand Theft Auto 4 yesterday, is doing his Lazlow Show thing tonight on XM 202 from 9pm to midnight EST. Our own FoundryMusicDanny will be at the helm, of course. Remember, the Opie and Anthony Show will be LIVE in Chicago on WCKG-FM (105.9) from 5am-8am CT. Our new MEDIA PLAYER is up and running in the MEDIA SECTION. Thanks to our own FoundryMusicJeff, Dave from BroadTexter, and a few other programming geniuses, we have a new player for all media files with better controls and volume adjustment. There are now also links to Digg, facebook, del.icio.us, and outage next to EACH media file so you can spread the love around the web! NEW BOOBS

I Hate People
So today I woke up and I was still feeling sick, but I knew that I could get through my 8 hour day of work so I went. My friend JC asked me how I was when I arrived and I told him that I wasn't feeling well. His response was that he could tell because this was the first day of me working there that I wasn't smiling. I then proceeded to wait on the customers when all of a sudden, I notice that my pants from the knees down are wet. I look behind me and there's a spill on the floor yet no one tells me of what. They also don't apologize for spilling it on me. Then nobody bothers to mop it up so when the line of customers are gone, I grab a mop and do it. A simple "I'm sorry" would have been appreciated and I asked a few times about what was spilled but nobody answered me. Then throughout the rest of the day, fellow workers and customers make me feel like I'm fucking stupid. "Hey Kristina, you can't do that." Well nobody ever fucking told me so how the hell was I supposed t

Something For All My Sweetie Lady Friends
One Flaw In Women (how true this is) By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 ho

California F*ucks Bully Owners
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed SB861 into law creating a new path for Breed Specific Legislation to take effect in other states nationwide. As of now, the Bull Terrier breeds are now BANNED statewide and anyone having these animals in the state, whether residents or visitors, will face heavy fines and possible jail time. It's also possible that any bully owners still owning these dogs after the bill was signed into law will have their animals taken from them and destroyed. Here's the catch... SB861 was signed into law WITHOUT the consent of the California voting public. This bill was never presented to the citizens of California for their thoughts on it. It went straight to the Governor's desk and it was signed into law. This is what we have to look forward to if the "Governator" runs for goddamn President?!? Is this who you want in office signing things into law without the consent of the American public?!? The Governor of California went too far and unfortuna

Worlds Shortest Books
The World's Shortest Books: ************ ********* ** FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac ____________ _________ _________ ________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ____________ _________ _________ _________ _ MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno ____________ _________ _________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ____________ _________ _________ _________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton ____________ _________ _________ ___ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ____________ _________ _________ _____ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden ____________ _________ _________ _____ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

Something I Never Shared B4...here!
U may see my status showing me "playin poker" more and more over the next while. I am trying to qualify for the WPT. It's been a goal of mine for about two years now, and i think i'm fairly close. like all goals they require dedication and hard work. I'm still here to chat with my friends and make new friends, I'm just gonna be a little slow responding (if it a really serious tournament, i won't be here). just thought i would explain.

Lets Help Stop This
Have You RIPPED YOURSELF a Copy of the CHILD ABUSE TAG We're Using For APRIL??? ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- ****IMPORTANT STATEMENT**** DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME YOU'RE TO BUSY TO HELP THESE LITTLE DEFENSELESS CHILDREN BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THEN YOUR NO BETTER THAN ALL THE ABUSERS!!!! HELLOOOOO....... THEY NEED EVERYONE OF US NOW HOW DO OR CAN YOU SAY NO OR GO AWAY TO THEM!!!! ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- Our Month of showing our firm stand against CHILD ABUSE starts this SUNDAY APRIL 1ST And will last until MAY 1ST IF YOU HAVEN'T RIPPED URSELF A COPY PLZZ DO SO NOW!!! BELOW IS THE PIC LINK: Remember: DON'T LET THE KIDS DOWN AGAIN!!! God Bless The Child Video

Leave Me Some Comments!
Ok so I'm a big ol' perv. Yes it's true. I soooo get off on those sexy comments that you all leave me. So I'm calling on my cherry troops to cum and comment on some of my pics. I have opened up ALL of my pics for a very short time and I would love to read some new comments in the near future. Thanks y'all

Oh No , Its The One About The Condoms
A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 ?" dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday. " "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, one for april,one for may........Ect

Spread The Word
HELLO TO ALL, IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT ME MADDER THAN HELL IS THAT HEARING A CHILD GET ABUSED.IF I SAW SOMEBODY ABUSING A CHILD I WOULD GO AND SMACK THE HELL OUT OF THAT PERSON MAN OR WOMAN,THEN STOMP THEM A NEW ONE,THERE ARE TO MANY SICK BASTARDS AND BITCHES GETTING AWAY WITH IT,AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE SERVICES WHO ARE SUPPOSE TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN AND DON'T.WELL SMACK THE HELL OUT OF THEM,AND TELL THEM TO DO THEIR DAM JOB,I AM A FATHER OF A 7 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS MY PRIDE AND JOY,IF SOMEONE WAS TO HARM HIM,I WOULD KILL THAT PERSON AND MY FRIENDS THATS NO JOKE,SO START A PETITION GET EVERY BODY TO SIGN IT,AND TELL THEM THAT CHILD ABUSE STOPS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!