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Lounge Promotion
TROLLING THE SCROLL BAR So you want to try and get more people into the lounge. One of the ways is to leave random comments on new profiles, but that doesn't always work. Maybe the person isn't online. Or they just got swamped with 10 other lounges doing the same thing. Or maybe there are a couple of people in the lounge but you want a couple of more to come in and party with you. I call it "Trolling the Scroll." Basically, if you're on the scroll, then you're online. And if you're online when someone says hi, then odds are that they'll be there to reply. STEP ONE: THE GREET First thing you should do is say hi. It's tacky to just drop a link, and if they are scrolling, they're online. That means you can actually talk to them, and if you're polite with them they're more likely going to reply to a "hi" than to a random link. ->Random Scrolly Person...: hi Random Scrolly Person...: hi STEP TWO: THE REASON Don't be afraid to tell them how you came to their pag

Quit Being Such A Dirty Slob.
Seriously, you don't have to have money to be clean, you just have to stop being such a lazy pig. I went over to an old buddies house a while back. He had shit laying everywhere and his apartment smelled like mold and ass and dog and smoke and bad food. WTF?! It's easy and cheap to open the windows and air out your pad. Spraying that air freshner just makes it smell like someone shit a pine tree. Clothes and crap laying everywhere. No reason for it. You say your house is a wreck because you have 3 kids? That is total bullshit. Train the little fuckers to pick up there crap after they are done playing. Parents always blame the kids when the parents are too lazy to set a good example. Now as far as smoke, I can't even speak to that. If you smoke, you are already a lost cause. Your breath, skin, and clothes smell like ass. And add coffee to that mix and you smell like you tossed salad on an angry buffalo. You have personal hygene issues to solve before we can talk about that dirty shithol

Towel Tease Photo Contest
My way of giving back to the beautiful ladies at Fubar who share their beautiful and sexy photos. Simple Rules: Submit photo of yourself "teasing" with a towel. Nipples or punami cannot be seen in photo. Face does not need to be shown and you can remain anonymous. I will provide a link to your profile upon request. TOTAL VOTES AND COMMENTS determine winners. First Place gets their choice, then second but I have in mind: 1st - 3 month vip 2nd - auto 11's 3rd - 7 day blast Submission's taken until end of March. Voting April - June Contact me for photo submission otherwise if I come across a photo for the current theme I like I will contact you for permission to enter. Photos will not be viewable until voting starts. During voting period, photos will be viewable by all Fubar members with salutes. When contest ends...friends only.

Sooooo Dead On!
Passionate and unpredictable, they often provoke strong reactions and create intense dramas. They never compromise or give up. Dragons are suspicious anyway, but combined with Scorpio's jealous and vengeful nature, this is not a person to have as an enemy. scorpiodragon What you hate most is to see someone have the bad taste or daring to resist you. Conscious of the force of your personality, you don't imagine that people can allow themselves to bump into you. You're also conscious of your creative power which overturns everything, upsets everything, which imposes itself by personal magnetism. Despite the despotic, tyrannical side to your character, you fascinate others; and you try to reduce them to your mercy! Your worst flaw is your pride. It's this flaw that makes you look for conflicts, fights, heroic or monarchic actions. You never consult others, it's they who have to give in to you or comply with you. But one must say for your discharge that yo

Ms Sassy Haz Auto's!!!
MS SASSY IS ON HER WAY TO ORACLE!! Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proud Fu-Owner of Arctic Mermaid and Jade&JacksonsMom~stalker of MzCaBiBBW@ fubar CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND SPANK HER ((THE HARDER THE BETTER)) DON'T FORGET TO PRIVATE MESSAGE HER SO SHE CAN RETURN ALL LOVE PLEASE!! THIS BULLETIN WAS BOUGHT TO YOU BY jc9764, Fu Owed by Katt1114 , Promoter for Sinners Paradise@ fubar

I Find This Funny
After my salutes disappeared the other day, I tried re-submitting the last one I'd done. Now bear in mind this salute had been official for over a year, then read the below message I got. "I have rejected this submission as a salute, because your sign is too small to be read properly. Please click the blog link below and follow the instructions on how to make a proper site salute." It didn't matter by the time I got this, but still made me laugh.

Update 2/8/09
Hey all, I know I haven't really put up an update recently so I thought I would add one. My first set still goes up on March 9 and I have another going up on April 11. Right now it is basically a big waiting game for me. I am trying to get to know as many people as possible and make friends before my sets go up. Other than that there isn't a whole lot to do as far as getting in. As soon as my pics are posted on the site on March 9 I will have more informative updates hopefully! Other than that I am working a lot, always planning my next shoot and looking for some paid work modeling if possible. So if you know anyone who is legit, needs models and will pay then I'm so in! haha I am also trying to relocate to the Ft. Worth area or possibly somewhere on the beach in FL. but I am still trying to get my thoughts together on all of that. I'm mainly looking for jobs at pools as a manager, swim coach, swim lesson instructor, things like that but I am also about to start taking cla

Current Giveaways
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 9,581 comments (+478) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! ALMOST THERE!!! Currently at 45,649 comments (+1,219) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...if we ever finish these two, we will finish the two small bling giveaways.

Shauny To Godmother Train
Shauny66 to Godmother Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Shauny's page R/F/A her, then rate all pics in her DEFAULT folder ... Start by clicking on this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Godmother Train tag folder as well. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Shauny to Godmother" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comme

Club Mystic Member List
imikimi - Customize Your World! CONGRATS TO EoTwP AND SOUTHERNBABY ON LEVELING!!! THANKS TO ALL FOR THE HELP! FAITH AND MERLYN EACH HAVE A LITTLE OVER HALF MIL TO LEVEL, LET'S HIT FAITH, AND WHEN YOU FINISH RATING ALL OF HERS, PLZ RATE MERLYN! WE CAN GET THEM BOTH LEVELED THIS WEEK!!! POINT INCREASES ARE FROM 2/8 - 2/10 PLEASE LET ME KNOW AT LEAST 24 HOURS BEFORE YOU PLAN TO ACTIVATE AN AUTO-11 ALSO NEED YOUR VOTE FOR WHO WILL GET THE FINAL AUTO-11 FROM THE GIVEAWAY! WE ARE ALMOST DONE! YOU MAY VOTE FOR YOURSELF, AND IN THE CASE OF A TIE IT WILL BE BROKEN BY A VOTE FROM THE TEAM CAPTAINS, CO-FOUNDERS, AND MYSELF! PLEASE STAY AWARE OF HP AND MY STATUS MESSAGES, IT WILL HELP US ALL A LOT! THANKS! AS USUAL, ANY BEEFS, GRIPES, QUESTIONS, OR SUGGESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS! Home Page Club Mystic!@ fubar Godfather -----> Disciple 5,352,738 Points to go! (+102,038) Founder CinDragon@ fubar Prophet -----> Oracle 18,507,18

Unknown Love And Destiny Pt 5
After hitting the floor hard, he rubbed the back of his head to try and lessen the pain. "Ouch ouch ouch" he muttered. Entering her room, she closed and locked the door. She was completely embarrassed. What had possessed her to do such a thing. She removed the clip from her hair, undressed and laid down across her bed. Burying her head under her pillows. He slowly picked himself up from the floor and walked after her, rubbing the back of his head as he went. It wasn't long before he was at her door and knocked. Hearing his knock she winced. "Please go away." she yelled from under her pillows. "Why? I've never heard you turn me away before. You want to talk?" he leaned on the wall beside the door. Pulling her head out from under, she sat up. He was right. She had never turned him away before, but could she face him. Sighing she went and put on a happy bunny shirt and shorts, then went to the door and opened it. He looked through the gap of the door, still leaning on

Demons And Angel Abilities
****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG**** We have some cool stuff coming down the pike. I wanted to give all you fubarbarians and chance to give us some input on angle and demon abilities. If you have an idea of a cool special ability, please post it in a comment. Thanks for your support. Scraps

Unknown Love And Destiny Pt 4
In the shower, she tried to keep her mind from wondering back to him.But he was burned into her mind. The muscled back, tight butt and those thighs. Moaning she smacked her head on shower wall. Groaning. "What am I going to do" asking the air itself. Turning off the shower, she stepped from the shower, grabbed a towel and dried her hair and body. Going to her dresser she pulled out string black panties and slipped them on. Then a pair of thigh high stockings. Going to her closet, she selected her new black leather skirt, black bustier and her new boots. Standing in front of her mirror she swept her hair up onto her head and secured it with a clip. Giving herself a once over she nodded. She'd go out clubbing and that would make her not think about it. Michael had just grabbed one of the chip bags in the cupboard when she walked in the room, the sight of her made him pulled the bag in two in a easy fast motion, sending the chips all over the kitchen. Stopping and looking at

Fu Issues
First off I rate too fast and the bouncers are always checking me.. Second I stalk Baby J even though he doesn't acknowledge me ( only once in a blue moon). third when I have bling I can't stop using them. fourth I'm addicted to fu shopping and can't hold on to my fu bucks... I now have to wear glasses due to all the mens nsfw pics on here as well... So needless to say I got fu issues in a major way, I need fu support of the mental health kind.. haha Happy Sunday...xox

Unknown Love And Destiny Pt 3
He walked upstairs and held his hand over the door knob, it scanned his DNA and accepted his finger print and unlocked the doors. He walked inside. He usually would close the door behind him, but for some reason he didn't this time and it was open just enough for someone to be able to peek inside. He placed the glasses on his small plain desk and removed his shirt and pants. His well trimmed body was something of a secret of his. His geeky clothing always kept it hidden, adding to the geekiness. Deciding to change her clothes as well, just in case she could go out to some clubs later. She went up the stairs and down the hall to her bedroom as she walked past his room, she noticed his door slightly ajar. Stopping, she looked at it. He always kept it closed and locked. That had been one thing that bothered her, she never saw his room. He'd seen hers but his was always secured. Curious, she quietly walked over and nudged the door with the tip of her shoe, opening it a little m

Unknown Love And Destiny Pt 2
Opening the front door and entering. Walking back towards the kitchen area, she called out. "I made some sun tea yesterday. How does that sound?" "Like a heaven sent gift" he said as he looked around the hallway to make sure she wasn't watching. He lowered the glasses in the large mirror. A soft beam of light came from it, scanning his eye. It was to tell the hidden security system of the house that he was home. He pushed the glasses back and walked into the kitchen. Pulling the pitcher of tea from the fridge, setting it down next to the glasses, sugar jar and lemons. "You know, to bad you were not here yesterday. You missed the excitement." she said pouring the tea after adding ice to the glasses. "What happened?" he asked as he sat down still holding his backpack. Passing him a glass of tea. "Well, I was going to go to the mall because they were having an amazing sale, but the stupid car wouldn't start again. I swear I think I need to get rid of that thing." leaning

Strong Women
Strong Women Strong women are those who know the road ahead will be filled with obstacles, but they still choose to walk it because it's the right one for them. Strong women are those who make mistakes, who admit to them, learn from those failures, and then use that knowledge. Strong women are easily hurt, but they still extend their hearts and hands, knowing the risk and accepting the pain when it comes. Strong women are sometimes beat down by life, but they still stand back up and step forward again. Strong women are afraid. They face fear and move ahead to the future, as uncertain as it can be. Strong women are not those who succeed the first time. They're the ones who fail time and again, but still keep trying until they succeed!!! Strong women face the daily trials of life, sometimes with a tear, but always with their heads held high as the new day dawns!

The Choices I Made
THE CHOICES I MADE BRINGS ME BACK TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO WONDERING WHY I DID SOME OF THE THINGS I DID, YES I AM HAPPY AND FEEL FREE BUT SOMETIMES I WOUNDER WHAT IS IN STORE FOR ME, I AM SICK OF WONDERING SICK OF SEARCHING SICK OF WAITING, WHEN WE ARE ALONE IT POINTS TO NOTHING BUT ME EXISTS BUT WHEN IN THE SAME HOUSE ITS ON HER TO SHOW THAT NOT ONLY HER OR ME EXISTS BUT US, ALL ABOUT HER DURING THE DAY BUT BY NIGHT WITH ME IS WHERE HE LAYS, DO I DOUBT HE LOVES ME NO, BUT WILL I EVER BE FIRST IS THE QUESTION I KEEP IN MY MIND, HE TOLD ME THE FIRST NIGHT HE WANTED ME TO BE BY HIS SIDE THROUGH THE STRUGGLES IN LIFE AND HIS LIFE BUT IN TIME COMES MANY MORE THINGS IN WHICH I SHOULD COME FIRST BUT IS THAT THE WAY IT WILL EVER BE, NOT ASKING HIM TO GIVE HER FRIENDSHIP UP NOR WILL I EVER ASK OR NOR WILL I EVER GIVE UP MINE AND HERS FOR ANYONE, BUT IN MY EYES THERE'S THAT LINE WEAR FAMILY AND YOUR FUTURE LIFE COMES FIRST, I AM SO CONFUSED, BUT I KNOW ONE DAY EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEA

And The Winner Is - Grammy Survey Results
Updated to show actual winners. We were way off! Our votes were only right on 3 of the 10 categories! The good news is that Donna doesn't have to poke her eyes out and Heidi doesn't have to eat her hat. Here are the results from my recent Grammy Awards Survey. These are based on your votes submitted here and on my MySpace blog page. Album of the Year - Your choice is: COLDPLAY - Viva La Vida of Death and All His Friends. - Coldplay received almost three times as many votes as the runner up, Radiohead (15 - 6). In third spot, just two votes back of Radiohead, was Robert Plant and Alison Krauss (4). Lil Wayne and Ne-Yo each only received one vote in this category. - My personal favourite in this category was Coldplay, although I am a bit biased working for their label. I was also a big fan of the Plant & Krauss disc. One of those two should win. If Radiohead wins it would signal a real shift in the attitude of the American Recording business. Remember, these are the guys that s

Airport Letter
Picking you up from Airport has gotten to be one of my favorite things to do after your lil trips. I am always excited to see you again and occasionally hear tales of your fun adventures when you wanna share them, but i know never to push too much incase you aren't wanting share. As your planes arrives, I am even more excited and when i finally see you walking down the walk-way torwards me i can hardly keep from running thru security to meet you with open arms. Atlats you reach me and I give you a huge hug and long deep sensuous kiss to let you know i missed you dearly. We get your luggage and head to the carso we can be on our way home. You look stunning to me in a new dress I haven't seen before and I know it must be a gift from trip and you look amazing in it. we stop to grab some dinner after your long flight and its a nice sit down restaraunt with a great atmosphere with low lighting and candles on tables that have fancy table clothes covering them. as we sit and look at menu, my

"gold" Evans Blue
Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you shake, the more you give away cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies but don’t you forget the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay cold, but I'm still here, blind, ‘cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we’re far from obvious this time you’re so endearing, you’re so beautiful, well I don’t look like they do, and I don’t love like they do but I don’t hate

Relationships
This is the story of my life. Ever since I came to this town. From 1969 up and to this date 2009. All I have evr done was to try to find the man who would love me for me.But no I would wind up with the ones who wanted money or sex.I never knew what was real true love.I have been marreid twice in my life time so far. My frist one passed awat in 1997. And my 2ed one up and just left me. But some how somw way it has made me stronger. I guess it was by the grace of God. Someday soon Mr. Right will come along. I will not have to look for them thay will find me.I was ready to give up altogether. But there is light at the end.

A Lil Bit Of Nothing
break away, spread the game, it aint safe for you me i take it anyway, southside, midwest, grand chirp get'em boi, hot style pimpin out old school, let loose lether seats, woodgrane 22's put so much on the dash, now they cant afford to take it back, ruff ridn down I-90, headbangin ears ringin, gurls neck breakin, red light, corner street, hustle night, til the gas drop's, hit the store fill the tank, lets do it all over again

Dating
I am getting so sick of lying men. Why do they say they are into me and then after they get sex just up and leave and not call like they say they will? This makes me wonder if I should just give up on it all and stay a single woman the rest of my life. I really wish I could find one man to date and give my all tender loving to, just one man whom I could treat as a king.

A Song I Wrote When I Was Leaving Ny To Move Alabama
A BIG CITY GIRL LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN WORLD: Those big city lights use to be my life walking the streets till quarter to five id stay out all night and sleep the day away until finally i got a wish that i made one day i woke up one morning on the campground dirt i heard a woman's voice say are you coming to work i said yes i am and suddenly my stomach hurt i said something aint right today i gotta go to the hospital then when i seen the doctor this is what i heard congratulations little lady your gonna have a little baby girl and too my surprise something changed my life I've gotta get out get out of these big city lights I've gotta take her away to a better place a place ware someone cares for both of us anyway a nice small town with no harm to be around a quiet place in this world would be the best for me and my little girl yeah it would be a nice change no more fighting and arguing no more big city lights for my baby girl its time to do whats r

Mommie Dearest
You taught me how to hate myself it seemed your source of pride insulted and belittled me no matter how i tried called me stupid worthless lazy and then mocked me if i cried my mothers way of loving me made me wish that i had died you betrayed me and disgraced me just to serve your selfish lust humiliate me castigate me to see my pride ground into dust you made damn sure i had no idea of what it means to trust and what you tried to say was love was really only lust i am exactly what you made of me your special little boy i am your worthless broken battered little toy. you taught me i should hate myself it seems your source of pride your twisted way of loving me made me wish that i had died. ( a work in progress.)

God Is Being Pushed Out Of Our Country
DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view ... it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments! . DID YOU KNOW? As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the Two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments Engraved on each lower portion of each door. DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see The wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington , D.C. DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as 'The Father of Our Constitution' made the following statement: ' We have staked the whole of all our political institutio

The Scars Of Truth
As time and time goes by, you realize that everything will be alright…You realized that what you had was not really yours, and realize that what you had let go wasn’t worth keeping in the first place…..By going through things in your life you learn from your mistakes…. Somethings, I can truly say that I went through because I wanted to even though people warned me…I wanted to play with the fire, knowing good in well that I would get burned and scarred. That’s right I’m scarred…Scarred from the hurtful, past relationships. Scarred from learning, and admitting to the Truth on my own. The Truth Will Set You Free and Now from being all scarred up I can say that my wounds have healed and I am Truly Free. Knowing and Telling the Truth is something that everyone can not handle but for me that’s what I live for….Truth….Truth….Truth… People may not want to own up to the truth but its better to tell the truth to a person then live a life full of lies. Lies don’t only hurt others, it also hur

Lost... Avenged Sevenfold
Centuries pass and still the same War in our blood, some things never change Fighting for land and personal gain better your life, justify our pain The end is knocking The end is knocking We've all been lost for most of this life (lost for most of this life) Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us And I know that most of us just ain't right (most of us just ain't right) Following the wrong steps, being led by pride How many lives will we take How many hearts destined to break Nowhere to run, can't escape Full of ourselves, tied to our fate The end is knocking The end is knocking, yeah We've all been lost for most of this life (lost for most of this life) Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us And I know that most of us just ain't right (most of us just ain't right) Following the wrong steps, being led by pride With peace of mind so hard to find We're dwelling on the drastic signs Another way to numb our mind And as you close your eyes tonight

Stranger Than Fiction
Five Finger Death Punch It's stranger than fiction How you've decayed It must be so lonely Lost within your ways You're born alone, you die alone The rest is your's to fill the gap The world goes on without you here Adjust or just collapse Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be Or was that a cry for help By yourself, by yourself, by yourself Threw old grenades You throw in vain I can't believe you'd stoop so low Of all the things you took away I miss my mind the most Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be Or was that a cry for help By yourself, by yourself, by yourself Is this what you wanted to be Alone standing by yourself Is this all you wanted to be OR WAS THAT A CRY FOR HELP! It's stranger than fiction How you've decayed It must be so lonely Lost within your ways

Seperation Anxiety
At 530 am I will be taking my son to drop him off to head for Basic training. He didn't leave early on the 5th as we thought he may. His recruiter misinformed him. Needless to say I have mixed emotions. I am excited for he is about to go embark on a new experience, one that is going to be good for him. But I am also scared for him. No communication for weeks, OMG! I know he will be just fine. I just gotta let him go. I gotta break free and not try and pick up the pieces, ya know. He is the only child. So that's my baby. That also means I'll be all alone. OMG! What the hell!! He'll be back though so it isn't as if it is forever. But I do hope it is the beginning of his own life. So, if I may seem a little down in the dumps the next few days, I hope y'all understand.

Banks And Others
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls

He Is An Asswipe...very Sick Guy!
im just warning u ladies out there of this sick asswipe with many fake profiles..... My Bar Tab · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · friend ((President of ... voted on mumm 'NEW PIERCING'! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr just sent you a message! · friend 'b2000z242000' just uploaded a photo! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated you a '1'! My Sh

Bushfires In Australia
as we well know here in Cali Bushfires are a real hazard in our Country lets send our best wishes and prayers to all our commrades in Australia as they fight the heat and destruction Our prayers are with u

Trivia #8- Episode 87
Last Night was wild and crazy as we had another large group of ppl participate, which is awesome. Here are the results of the night: Sheena----------72 Xanrose---------51 SweetAngel------44 MissAshley------34 Mchgn-----------29 Lil_dizzie------29 Lost------------27 Nightshade------16 Sigma-----------13 MammaHelle------11 Redlar----------5 OP_free76-------0 Stretch351------0 Congrats to Sheena for winning the nightly again! And now for the running totals after 8 trivia segments: SweetAngel----------196 Mchgn---------------189 Sheena--------------179 Xanrose-------------161 MammaHelle----------147 Strega--------------109 MissAshley----------104 Nightshade-----------90 Lost-----------------79 Redlar---------------75 StacyDawn------------71 Punkette-------------71 Sassy_Jen------------44 Hellermoon-----------40 JPletch--------------31 Lil_Dizzie-----------29 Spliff---------------27 AnitaDick------------26 TWillis--------------18 Grave-------------

About Me....
Well, I'm 39 years old. I am relocating to the Houston area very soon. I am interested im meeting or hearing from subs (Gorean tendancies a plus) that may not currently be collar and looking for someone experienced. Inexperienced and experienced subs/slaves/kajiras welcome.

Bbl??
i know shame on me for not being on here its to nice top sit in the house. and if you were on my family list and yoour not now, dont take it personal, i took everyone out the other night for a few and havent been on to put people back on so quit sending butthurt messeges or i wont add you back, its just fubar people.... ok ill be back when im back

Want One?
Making names for people that are interested in paying a one bling credit or 25K for them. Please no copying them as they take time to make and space on my computer! So if you want one please let me know in a private message =D Let me know your favorite color's so I can customize them to your liking =D These are sample’s of my work!

My Old Friend Again
My Old Friend Again Health falters, Here we go, same old story, my hearts not strong. I won't allow another loss of daughters, this story is one I know, terrifying for me but otherwise boring, is my life worth just a song? I will not cross those waters, I'll stay and clear away the snow, I'll make your grave like floral flooring, But where you are I cannoy go! So dear sister, in the black halter, help me I don't know? Can you guarentee my mooring? Will this illness be seen as show? My old friend again, lets do our dance. It is just the nature, is it just our way? -Sandy Jackson Feb.7 2009

I Might Be Single After Today...
I think that I might be single after today. Lane and I have a very unorthodox relationship. Although we have a child together, things haven't changed much for him. He still does what he wants...meaning, he goes out every weekend and parties with his friends, he still has his friend Joyce overnight on the weekends, and I don't hear from him until she leaves. In fact, I can never get a hold of him until she leaves. He doesn't have a problem getting online or answering the phone when I'm at his house, but the minute Joyce walks in, his entire weekend is devoted to her. And all I did this morning was call him about 8 times to let him know he was invited to my house for a spaghetti dinner...no answer. Finally I got sick of leaving messages, so I left a rather harsh one, saying that Joyce was most likely there because he couldn't bother answering the phone or getting online. I also told him that I was "fucking sick of this bullshit." Well, that obviously hit a nerve because he got r

Conference Article-2/8/09
In the end, it seemed fitting that Waynesville High School was the only school that had a cheerleading squad at Hillcrest on Saturday for the Ozark Conference wrestling championship. Advertisement After all, Waynesville had the most to cheer about and celebrate. The Tigers captured their second consecutive conference title and third in the last five years on Saturday, edging second-place Lebanon 240-235. Rolla, Joplin and Hillcrest rounded out the top five. Waynesville and Lebanon each had four wrestlers win titles. Waynesville was led by Jake Cyr (119 pounds), Aaron Morgan (130), Eric Mateo (135) and Josh Cyr (160). Jake Cyr said seeing his teammates succeed gave him all the motivation he needed. "Oh yeah, definitely," he said. "If I see someone do good, I want to do as good as them or better." Waynesville coach Jeff Davis agreed, saying his team is a tight-knit bunch of wrestlers who look to each other for motivation. "They're a close-knit group, as you can tell

Six Months Have Passed
Six months have passed, the pain remains. Instead of easing, it drive me insane. The pain remains, it rips through my soul. Nothings the same, nothing can be undone. Instead of easing, the curse grows strong. Anger is born before long. Now it is all I see. It drives me insane, my rage grows fierce. There is no hope, and there is no saving. -S.Jackson Dedicated to Liz Phhillips who died June 25 and I wrote this on Christmas-her 6 month anniversary to her death. Now, almost 8 months gone and the poems words remain.

Bored..bored...bored
1. How old will you be in 5 years? 34 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Myself... 3. How tall are you? 5'3 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Going on a weekend vacation. I need it. 5. What's the last movie you saw? I don't remember 6. Who was the last person you called? My Mom 7. Who was the last person to call you? Daniel, from work 8. What was the last text message you received? Nate telling me he was trying to get back online 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Some stupid 1-800 number. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? Depends, more often..text 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Trying to stay awake, lol 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? A few seconds ago...she's in the same room as me 14. What color are your eyes? They change. 15. Do you own slippers? No,

'in Love'-fear Of Pop Lyrics
i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!! song is on my profile playlist I remember the night we met that night we sat entwined under summer skies I looked into your eyes and you looked into mine you said, "you're not like the rest" (Oleander holly) and I nodded (Crimson feet of Collie) "no one understands me", you said and I nodded once again, (Beautiful and lovely) as if to agree that all men are indeed the same (my baby) somehow, you said, (the only one) I was different (who really understands me) (Floating hand in hand we) (whisper in the moonlight) (and say that I'm) (the things you want to see) (Coda and her star child) for months on end I maintained (Goddess of the moonlight) a veneer of sincere interest (hold me in the morning) as if I were listening as you relived every page (and tell me I'm) of self-help and new age (the only one alive) that you had read and I went in for the kill (who really understands you) I'd read the same books

I Could Be A Vampire
You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth Could You Be a Vampire?

My Personality
Your personality type: Warm-hearted, popular and conscientious. Tend to put the needs of others over their own needs. Feel strong sense of responsibility and duty. Value traditions and security. Interested in serving others. Need positive reinforcement to feel good about themselves. Well-developed sense of space and function. Careers that could fit you include: Home economics, nursing, teaching, administrators, child care, family practice physician, clergy, office managers, counselors, social workers, bookkeeping, accounting, secretaries, organization leaders, dental assistants, homemakers, radiological technologists, receptionists, religious educators, speech pathologists.

Well, I Can Dream Can’t I?
When I look at you…I start to dream….. You make me remember walking hand in hand Along the beach and bare feet in the sand I dream of making a home again With a woman who holds my heart Tightly in her hands I dream of love again I dream of evenings spent Cuddling under a blanket Watching the fire burning in the fireplace. Seeing the light flicker off her face I dream of night time rituals Of brushing her hair before she sleeps Amazed at how much love I feel As I dream of this I dream of a thousand kisses and hugs Of making love in every room Of laying on a blanket Looking at the moon When I look at you…I start to dream… I see a face, blurred in my dream Do I dream of you?? Well I can dream can’t I?

The Snow (whole)
The snow kept falling and falling. Large, shapeless snowflakes were slowly and steadily making their way to the ground, creating a see-through curtain and covering everything with a sheet of virginal white monochrome. The cold winter sky was blending in at the horizon with a sea of whiteness while looming over the land in a solid layer of metallic gray, completely void of impurities and discolorations, and preventing any futile attempts of sunlight to get through. The trees, which just a day ago were desperately extending their bare skeletal limbs to the sky in a silent plea for vital sunlight, were now comfortably hidden beneath soft, bulky snowcoats, standing in orderly rows along the sides of a snow covered alley. In a complete silence, with which this bustling city was very unfamiliar, the time seemed to have stopped in its tracks, eternally capturing the world in a moment of frozen wonderland. All imperfections-chunky dull gray pavement, bits

What Happened To The Ww Ii Movie Stars?
In contrast to the ideals, opinions and feelings of today's 'Hollywonk' the real actors of yester-year loved the United States. They had both class and integrity. With the advent of World War II many of our actors went to fight rather than stand and rant against this country we all love. They gave up their wealth, position and fame to become service men & women, many as simple 'enlisted men'. This page lists but a few, but from this group of only 18 men came over 70 medals in honor of their valor, spanning from Bronze Stars, Silver Stars, Distinguish Service Cross', Purple Hearts and one Congressional Medal of Honor. So remember; while the 'Entertainers of 2005' have been in all of the news media lately I would like to remind the people of what the entertainers of 1943 were doing, (61 years ago). Most of these brave men have since passed on. 'Real Hollywood Heroes' Alec Guinness (Star Wars) operated a Bri

Personality
You're romantic in your outlook and love the simplicity of nature. You can be a little nostalgic and love revisiting familiar places and memories. When it comes to art you tend to have a traditional approach. You are passionate about history and true classics. Truly great art stands the test of time. You love nothing more than a music gig in the open air with a bunch of friends and a couple of drinks. You get a real buzz from watching a live performance - there is no better escape. You love physical activity - you've got serious wanderlust. Keeping a clear head and a healthy body makes you ready for whatever life throws at you. For kicks, there's nothing like a little affection to give you a buzz. There's always so much flirting to be done! (oops, ~giggle~) When it comes to holidays you reckon they should always be indulgent - a very special treat and a chance to recharge your batteries in luxurious surroundings. After all, you work hard enough the rest of the time. And

Made It Safe
well i got in to joyabaj late last nite everything went smoothly. had to get a new cell phone which i didnñt count on but lil price to pay to have a daily conversation in english. stat workin tomorrow so not sure when i´ll be able to catch the internet cafe open again but as soon as i can i´ll be back to give another update... already got a few pics to add to my collection. was very surprised to see 3 baby german sheppards when i got to the compound i am stayin at. so tehy will keep me company for the next month! love ya all and cyz soon

Come With Me...
Come with me...I know a place to calm your soul... Beneath an opal moon...hand in hand we'll stroll... No more worries....peace is all we'll seek... Hearts emulating pounding drums...as our souls began to speak... There's no fear allowed here...heaven beckons us deep within... Even though our tomorrow is untold...this is where it will actually begin... Soft whispers of wind...sweep through your beautiful hair... Transfixed upon a single thought...I'm compelled to stop and stare... Deep into your beautiful eyes...seduce me if you will... Love over flows like a waterfall...but never will it spill... Or go to waste from neglect or rejection...my time is controlled by our fate... Sleep is never needed...for you I will faithfully wait... Even until time has called my name...and summons my imminent end... I was born to cherish you and only you...and will die...your soul's lover...and your heart's undaunted friend... Stand beside me...hold me close...

You'll Never Be Alone
No matter where you are...or I am... You'll never be alone... You now have a permanent place to come to...inside my heart... From each other...we'll never part... I will comfort you in times need... I will offer advice...even if you never take heed... I will wipe the tears from your eyes...and taste each and every one... Your pains will become my own...yet together we can lift a ton... You will never go without...even if the sun refuse to shine... If I have to search the universe for your morning light...I promise you...it I will find... If the wind becomes to cold for you...I'd build you a shelter with my bare hands... If you ever need to walk across the desert...I'll carry you across the burning sands... If you ever need...even the smallest thing... I'll spoil you like a Queen... Even if this is just a dream...

Another Good One...
Winds race to heal an aching wound...as perfect fingers trace... The sun fades behind an ancient mountain...some how creating the perfect place... Heaven...in your eyes...gazing deeply upon me... Many miles are cast between us...yet I am able to see... Your beauty...like no one will ever adore... The waves bellow a mesmerizing tune...crashing upon an Island shore... The scent of your love...permeating...awakening me lost soul... Lighting...intimidated by your alluring smile...its laughter depicts a thunder's roll... The earth begins to tremble...the sky turns a vicious gray... Speechless the universe must remain...for the dawning of this perfect day... Just one hint of your sweet breath...stirs me deep inside... All that once was considered forbidden...I can no longer hide... Hold the midnight's foolish dream...prepare for this mighty Eruption... Stand in awe...so shall the god's....for a volcano's Beautiful Seduction...

Rip Regina
TODAY MARIO NEEDED TO SAID GOOD BYE TO HIS BELOVED REGINA. AND NEEDS THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF HIS FRIENDS, SHOW HIM YOU CARE. PLEASE STOP BY AND GIVE HIM A HUG. SOMETIMES THAT’S ALL YOU REALLY NEED, TO LET SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT KNOW YOU ARE THERE FOR THEM ♥Mario♥@ fubar MARIO I LOVE YOU

Alone With Everybody
the flesh covers the bone and they put a brain in there and sometimes a soul and the women break vases against the walls and the men drink too much and nobody finds the one but they keep lookin' crawlin' in & out of beds flesh covers the bone and the flesh searches for more than flesh but we can't seem to find the one the city dump fills the junkyards fill the madhouses & prisons fill the graveyards fill nothin' else fills

Secret Admirer
I really hate this "game". I have my alerts for it turned off, but when I get bored I go and see if I can guess who these people are. Sometimes, it scares me.... Anyway, I just need to clarify some things. 1. I don't really "match" you. 2. I more than likely do NOT want to be your friend. 3. I didn't secretly admire you back, I just guessed you. 4. You really don't need to come to my page and rate me. 5. You probably aren't as good looking as you think. [this also includes me, so don't bitch at me about this one] [EDIT] Due to a friend's updated status I got to thinking. Why are bass, like a bass guitar, and bass, like a fish, spelled the same but sound different?

Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life... New Group...
Carrie's Bad Azz Boys The purpose of this group is to promote the gentlemen of Fubar... There are several Ladies only groups... So, why shouldn't there be a men's only group? The gentlemen that wish to join should be serious about the following: * Being a gentlemen first... You can be a Bad Azz without being disrespectful... * Helping others achieve goals on Fubar... * Drama and hate FREE... * Willing to participate in group activities... * Having NO fear of rating other guys pages... Some of the ideas we have in mind are the following; * A folder on Carrie's page with ripped pictures of all the members, so others will have access to the link to members pages... * A folder on your page where you can keep tags and other pics that relate to this group... * Member of the Week... Each person will rate in order to help him level... This person will be listed each week as Carrie's #2 FRIEND... * Periodic auctions to help members get special prizes for

Lifes Hard Especially On Lockdown
MY BROTHER IS BEN LOCKED UP FOR 2 YEARS & HAS A LIFE SENTENCE TO GO.HIS FIANCE GOT KNOCKED UP BY HER EX &WONT EVEN TELL HIM LIKE HE AINT SHIT SHE JUST QUIT WRITING & LEFT HIM DYING INSIDE NOT UNDERSTANDING WHERE SHE COULD BE.SHE GAVEOUR LIL SIS HIS ENGAGEMENT RING BACK & ITS UP TO ME TO TELL HIM WHATS REALLY GOING ON.HE HAS HAD SUCH FAITH THAT HIS APPEAL WILL COME THROUGH.BUT TO ALL OF US HIS LIFE IS OVER,I WOULDNT B ABLE TO SEE THE LIGHT ON THE OTR SIDE OF A 65yr SENTENCE &HE JUST TURNED 25 ON THE 5th.PLEASE HE NEEDS A PEN-PAL SOMEONE TO GET HIS MIND OFF HIS LIFE!!! High Desert State Prison A5-236low Samson Frazier V-62012 P.O.Box 3030 Susnville,California. 96127

What Really Makes Me Sick
First off I just want to say that this is not ment to bash thin people because I have alot of thin friends. This blog is meant to bash the media and their craze with ultra thin people. But gosh darn it what ever happen to women looking like women? What ever happen to the Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page types. Now those women actually looked like women. They had hips, titties and ass. Marilyn was actually a size 16 and Bettie was a 14. They were what would these days consider "full figured" or "plus" sized women instead of being considered normal. They were beauitiful women. It just aggravates me what they are now doing to Jessica Simpson calling her fat and out of shape because she has some meat on her bones. This sicking trend of starving stars has got to stop! I mean, look at me for example. I am not a stick nor do I wish to be. I eat right and excersize. But I still look like a woman for goodness sake. I see alot of young women my age starving themselves because Allure and Vogue t

Vegas!!!
So the saying goes what happens in vegas stays in vegas...so does that mean since I'm movin there it is true? I happened to go there... Now I will be stayin there... laffs....baby I love you hope u have a good morning...an will talk to u soon. muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kids Say The Darndest
my twins are playing madden football in the next room, and i can hear them saying the silliest stuff to each other. and i hear this "you cant catch me cus im the ginger bread man!" lmao just thought id share... that will be the high light of my day! lol

Free? Thank Someone Sometimes...
I stole this from MzCABiBBW and think it is VERY important! Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit. Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: "Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird

Acupressure!
WHAT IS ACUPRESSURE ? Acupressure (sometimes written as "accupressure") is a technique related to acupuncture, where the energies of the body are regulated by manipulating points on the body. This has effects on the emotions, tension and physical conditions. The points are commonly called "acupuncture points," "pressure points," "acupoints" or "acupressure points." ACUPRESSURE TECHNIQUES: Pressing and reducing points.There are two ways that acupressure points are manipulated: pressing (reinforcing) and reducing them. Most are probably familiar with the first, but not with the second method. To press points, use something blunt. Usually the fingers are used to press, but I find that for many points the fingers may be a bit too thick, so you'd have to press quite long and firmly. Ideal would be something 3 to 4 mm thick, like a (preferably used) pencil eraser that's on the other side of a pencil. Some points can be pressed using a fingernail. Pressing points for less than half a second

Empty Spaces
Words are all I have left. They fill the void. The empty spaces That have become my life. The kiss, the embrace, Love demonstrated and returned Two stand as one United. My spirit cries out. My soul weeps. Oh, the empty spaces That have become my life. Words again fill my head. Thoughts and feelings unleashed, More words To fill the empty spaces. Leonard January 2009

Daddy's Girl
To My Daughter On Christmas Strong and opinionated She cannot be ignored. Words have to be spoken. One mustn't be bored. A great sense of humor Of this I must say. Even when the banter Is directed my way. A laugh that's infectious She's so full of fun It's hard to be serious And not come undone. Sunshine and love Sweetness and caring Spirit and laughter All rolled into one. Loving, trusting An innocent, a dove A beacon of light Surely grace from above I love you my daughter, And on this Christmas day With all of my heart I just have to say That no greater blessing Will ever outweigh God's gift of you One very special day. Leonard December 2008

Fun Timeez!
Doug's band played yesterday, and it was really fun. Everything was great, but went to this stupid bar, where he accused me of being an asshole and a snob. All because I didnt want to mingle with a drummer's gf. I met her after the show, and her and her friend tried talking to me, but...I have this thing where no matter how nice people are to me, if I dont enjoy the convo, I'll slowly move away and steer clear,lol THats what happened, and Doug was like ..."she was so nice! And you acted like such an asshole! ANd then you complain that you have no friends and nobody likes you!" I reminded that I have 300 Fu friends, hehe. Ok, I do have friendsm, but a very limited amount, since...I just can't keep a convo I dont care much about. Ughh...He is no Mr Sunshine either, and pretty much expresses it every day.

Crayons
My Crayon Box is tattered and full of broken pieces.. Colors are missing and I'm not sure where they've gone... Or how I may have lost them.... But they are not here any more. Some were my favorites, Special ones that I loved so much If you look inside my box now there are spaces Empty places where they once stood. Those that remain are all the colors of the rainbow but they're worn, small and broken. They do still work however. When you put them to paper the colors still appear. Although they're somehow dull, lifeless and not as vibrant as they once were. I remember the pictures that I created when my box was full and new. They were beautiful, soaring, epic and all full of love. Love... God how I miss those days.

You Do Not Exist For Yourself.
Your Daily Motivation – You Do Not Exist For Yourself. Sunday February 8, 2009 YOU DO NOT EXIST FOR YOURSELF. Your success depends on the support of other people. The only hurdle between you and what you want to be, is the support of others. Put yourself in another's place, and you'll know why they think and do certain things. You can succeed fastest by helping others to succeed. Always think in terms of what the other person wants. You'll get everything in life that you want if you'll help enough other people get what they want. Doing things for others always pays dividends. You're not an isolated island. You're a piece of the planet, a piece of the universe. Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows. When you help someone's boat across a river, you'll find your own boat has reached the shore too. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video =>

Destiny
Destiny…. What is destiny?, People often ask For they believe someone Is destined to be with someone else Whom they will be loved And being taken cared for the rest of their lives Destiny, the fate for somebody Who is longing for a another love Love that would be lovelier The second time as it could be Someone given by the Almighty God above For He knows what the heart is yearning for… Love that is to be treasured and cherished As it is faithfully promised… Love that is destined to a heart That knows how to feel the love.. A heart that will embrace everything Even it will take some sorrows and pain Pains that will guarantee the love within Because true love is never ending flight For the two people destined to be With each other’s arm, endlessly…

Two As One
Two As One I am the sand, You are the sea. All of your love Washes over me... I am the moon, You are the sun. In the universe We're united as one. I am the air, You are the wind. You blow in happiness That only love can send. You are the soil, I am the rose. With caring and tenderness Our relationship grows. You are the mind, I am the heart. I know we will never Be too far apart.

Forms Of Address
Theres a growing trend here for employees of services such as gas, electricity, water, telephone, etc to address their customers very casually by their first names. Some people find this acceptable but many do not. Mainly older people have found this particularly unacceptable and objectionable. The rationale is to appear "cool" and "trendy", rather than old school. My understanding is that it is more professional to stick to a title + surname basis. Having said that, I wouldn't be particularly offended by someone going to a first name basis so long as they provided a good service. As a professional, I tend to stick to the old school title + surname way of addressing people till I am invited to use their first name. I recently read an article all about this, which has prompted me to write this blog. What is everyone else's view?

Nascar
NASCAR's most popular driver, fired a shot at some track owners who say drivers aren't doing their part to help sell tickets. "That's not true," Earnhardt told reporters at NASCAR's annual pre-Daytona 500 media day. "We do winner's circle programs, we're constantly doing things every week for this guy and that guy to help race tracks. We were in Daytona for Fan Fest, I read off 20 damn scripts about selling tickets, that very thing. "They've got to take a little responsibility for themselves. I was thinking the other day they ought to build their own hotels that way they can bring the hotel prices down and control the hotel prices in the region and make a little bit of money." Earnhardt went on to dispute the assertion that live attendance is down because drivers aren't doing their part. "People aren't coming to the race track because the drivers don't (care)," he said. "People are not coming to the race track because it's expensive to do it. Drivers do pitch in, drivers do try to

Real, Plastic, Or Computer Generated?
Where have all the screen sirens gone.......... Nov 21, 2008, 6:08 pm edit Where are they? I know the years go by and people either retire from the business or pass but, hello!. For the most part, we have all these young men and women on screen which is fine but it is simply eye candy and nothing else. If you ask me, I think mature women and many men have it all over the younger ones in the long run. What life experience does a 20-25-year-old have compared to the 35 and up crowd? It is absolutely crazy to keep casting these immature people for major movie roles. How can they relate to the part they are playing? I am not saying all are baseless and really useless but a lot are. In fact, too many are. It gets ridiculous that you can't see many adults with substance on the big screen anymore. Don't get me wrong, I think TV is one of the coolest of jobs possible. All I want is a half hour talk show with plenty of sick twisted sense of humor and I can't seem to connect w

High Maintenance?
What could you do without, Femme fatales? Mar 30, 2008, 7:34 am edit As a mature woman, of course I am aware of the fashion world and its quirks and absurd qualities. I am a hopeless magazine addict, quick to pick up a copy of vogue on any waiting room table or any other public place and anxiously thumb through it. It is like going into a dream world of fantasy fashion, and it isn't all pretty or even practical. There are many out there thinking "this is the look I want to achieve". Come on, now, we are not super models and this isn't going to work for most of us normal looking people. Models are sort of freaks, if you think about it. Not many models are that female appearing and almost six feet tall with no fat. In fact most look overtly sick, in my opinion, but the clothes hang helplessly from them and this works for designers so they model them. I know people that spend hundreds of dollars a month on clothes they barely have a chance to wear so they can be in the "Now" cl

Obama
What an unadulterated D-bag. Things aren't going his way so he runs away to Camp David with his tail between his legs? He's a coward and his inexperience is coming through. What a lousy horrible four years of corruption and scandal this is going to be.

Reacing For My Star
Reaching for my star Turning and tossing Struggling and fighting To reach my little star Handcuffs on my hands Their hands stuck in my face I'm trying out to reach Reaching for my star They struck my with their knifes Bruising up my soul and heart Forcing me to give up Caging me a side But I continued climbing Reaching for my star I fought when they all kicked me Cried when they all laughed Jokes on my behalf, I fought to stay a life Still reaching for my star Daddy still loves you 09/12/03 Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi

My Heartbeat
My Heartbeat A dedication to my son You're my heartbeat, my heart it self You're the reason I live today You're that angel that was always through my heart Cooling me down when I was hot Keeping me warm when I was cold Keeping me brave when I was scare Giving me joy when I was sad Making me happy when I was crying You're the beat of my heart, my reason for living You kept me going when I couldn't walk You helped me stand when my feet were tired I thank God for blessing me Giving me hopes, reasons to live for Strengthen my body strengthen my soul Blessed me with you my heart is now complete I love you my son you are my heart You are with me you are my heartbeat. LOVE DADDY! Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi

Memories Of Time
Memories of time Sitting in a room Re-living my hole life I came a cross my future. My future and the past The same they are today Where everything is new and Old is everything Locked in side the prison doors A piece of paper and a pen A thousand words to write my life When in a moment I lived it all The book of love the words of piece Every day it's the same day Every night I go to bad Waking up in the same day. Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi

Discovering The Way
Discovering the way When sitting on the side Speechless without a word Just looking for some ways To find the door that mach your key Holding strong to give you hopes but, In your mind you're somewhere else Going crazy in little circle Bang your head against the walls Keep on looking at the road As the sun is slowly dying Asking questions you forgotten Jumping on the walls with rage Wondering about the road Than you stop to look at your self Wondering who are you now Stupid questions popping up As slowly into the mirror you look Discovering who that person is Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi

The Cover I Am Closing
The cover I am closing The cover I am closing The pages I lost A story I see ahead That story I been searching When everybody's happy Enjoying days of youth I see a broken heart Crying in the shadows They lift their cups of wine Enjoying every minute I only see one heart That lonely feels inside That lonely heart is mine That's broken in to half One half inside of me The other half is lost Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Dan Ursoi

Sitting And I'm Thinking
Sitting and I'm thinking I'm sitting and I'm thinking I walk in the same circle I'm looking for some answers At witch the end I cannot find Days of stress are passing That doesn't have a charm At the end I got But how can I talk to you Lines without charm Words thrown into nothing I try to express my self The story without end The story in the wind Which I'm always hearing The story full of lies Of it I am tired I'd like to talk to you Forgiveness is to ask The cove please you close And let me go away From the river far Inside I'm very thirsty I'd like to hear your voice Just a word to tell me I'd like to tell the world That I miss you much I would like to love you Mine to be forever Copyright ©2009 Danny Ursoi

And...
This poem won me an editors choice award. and... and, when you're hidden from all the people and, your soul is sorrowful and, your eyes are full of tears and, you're waiting for someone to come near you and, to lay their hand on you and, you would like to hear a sweet voice... but, with your soul full of sorrow you don't have anybody in this world, there's no one to tell your pain to, you're a stranger of your own and, by people you're forgotten. Dan Ursoi Copyright ©2009 Danny Ursoi

The Worst Holiday Ever..
In my opinion would have to be Valentine's Day. Here is my reasoning for this. 1). Only on Valentine's Day if you are single do feel like a big loser because you don't have anyone to be with. 2). On this day, if you DO have someone to be with, you got to bring them expensive shit, take them expensive places, and do expensive things. 3). For singles, all the good restaurants are packed with couples who are spending "quality time" with each other. This makes US single people have to wait 1-2 hours for a decent steak. WTF? 4). I thought you were supposed to show your love and affection EVERYDAY, in a relationship. Why go all out 1 day, when you do smaller things for 365? I guess I just don't understand the whole pomp and circumstance of it. When I was with someone, I showed affection and love everyday. So when this time of year came around it was nothing special. I think men around the world should do that instead of hoping that 1 day makes up for an entire years worth of f

Grow Up All Of You
from 18 to 40 why do woman still do this kind of shit i thought as you got older you would be more mature rather then act like a kid iam sure some of you when you read this might say iam mature well i bet you anything ur wrong there are some that still do this they just don't want to admit it iam not saying acting like a kid is bad but it is when you play games with peoples head and emotions why is it so hard for people to say there not into you its just a tiny little word called rejection some people cant take rejection and for the ones that cant take it then you might as well not live in this world life is full of rejection specially when it come to dating i can handle rejection just fine after all if i can handle my own mother rejecting me when i was born i can handle anything tossed at me what i don't understand is this i was talking to this woman for almost a few months everything seem to be going good then i got her cell phone number she told me she works a

My Pimpout From Jade&jacksonsmom~check Her Out!! She's A Great Friend To Have!!
Pimpout For My New Owner, MS. SASSY!!!! This is my New Owner, She is a great person and deserves to be shown lots of love. So i am pimping out her and two of her friends. SO HERE THEY ARE: Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proud Fu-Owner of Arctic Mermaid and Jade&JacksonsMom~stalker of MzCaBiBBW@ fubar And these are her friends that she has chosen to be pimped out with her: FIREFIGHTING FLIRT WORSHIPER OF MS. SASSY AND SCARLETT@ fubar AND jc9764, Fu Owed by Katt1114 , Promoter for Sinners Paradise@ fubar This Pimpout is Brought To You By: jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,~* Owner of BBW GODDESS*~ Owned by Ms Sassy@ fubar Please show these great people some love!!! (repost of original by 'jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,~* Owner of BBW GODDESS*~ Owned by Ms Sassy' on '2009-02-08 00:31:55')

Pimpout For My Great New Owner, Ms. Sassy
Pimpout For My New Owner, MS. SASSY!!!! This is my New Owner, She is a great person and deserves to be shown lots of love. So i am pimping out her and two of her friends. SO HERE THEY ARE: Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proud Fu-Owner of Arctic Mermaid and Jade&JacksonsMom~stalker of MzCaBiBBW@ fubar And these are her friends that she has chosen to be pimped out with her: FIREFIGHTING FLIRT WORSHIPER OF MS. SASSY AND SCARLETT@ fubar AND jc9764, Fu Owed by Katt1114 , Promoter for Sinners Paradise@ fubar This Pimpout is Brought To You By: jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,~* Owner of BBW GODDESS*~ Owned by Ms Sassy@ fubar Please show these great people some love!!!

Airport Agent Explains It All
A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble... 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so That her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Then she interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ' CapeCod' is in Massachusetts. Capetown is in Africa . Her response, 'click'. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, because Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't get smart with me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very narr

What The Hell
Why is it that no doesn't mean no... that don't bother me anymore... doesn't mean that. That just because I ask you to leave me the hell alone that means there is an open invitation to basically stalk my ass when ever the god damn mood strikes. Why is it that while you are so far away and I have made what I want so very clear you can't take the god damn hint and leave me the fuck alone. Why is it that you have to fuck with my kids heads? Why is it that you cannot respect my wishes at one point scaring the shit out of me cause you went to such great lengths to get in touch with me including calling people who know me or having your fuckin friend watch my goddamn place? Now I am beyond scared i am pissed... hell hath no furry like a pissed off mother that is going to protect herself and her kids no matter the fucking cost... be warned... you have crossed the line that you should have never fucking crossed and you will reap the consiquences of your actions before I am done you fucking ass

H Eaded Back I Guess.
Well it appears that I'm heading home after this term, I cant get a student loan to save my life..... and my fafsa covers only around 2000 a term... it was definitely fun while it lasted but alas being poor makes it hard to do anything you wanna do and this was just out of my reach like so many other things I want to do. So much for that dream.. time for me to think up a new one I guess. Wish I could stay up here in Portland but heh wouldn't you know it, no work. Well I guess this is it for now.. Later if any one really reads this..

By Myself......
Sitting here all alone, thinking one day my life will come alone. I sit here "by myself" I sit here "by myself" heart sinking in sorrow, not able to move, eat, sleep or drink. Wondering if you are somewhere thinking and feeling me the same way. Praying that you come back this way to me and feel my heart with song and laughter. Oh this was not the plan, not the plan, not the plan. While I'm setting here all alone "by myself". PEACE.....

Own Me...
Chained to a pillar...damn slave masters...roughed me up...pretty bad this time... But I'll live...I have to....she's coming for me...I think her name is Shawna...this time...well that's what the old shaman whispered to me just before he died... I'm getting antsy...too weak to fight on my own...i need her to free me...own me...before the full moon... I can smell her...she's closer than I thought...my heart beats uncontrollably...sweat drips from my brow...my wounds sting...as the winds try to sooth me... She appears...perfect...just like I had dreamed...many times...and a thousand years ago... She's swift...each strike...deadly...devastating...they all fold....even that old bastard Captain Collins...his end was well deserved... She stands over me...smiles...my chains fall...she kisses me...back to life... Then whispers..."I own you...and you better appreciate it!" I do...I always will...just like I have...since time began...a Slave to her Beautiful Seduction!

[neurotic]
Man, there is NOTHING better than that feeling you get when you finally release all that tension you just let go and breathe that balled up knotted tightly spun feeling of having your stomach squeezed tightly around the 3,000 razors you just swallowed. It's transcendent of orgasmic. It's like feeling a peice of you escape, leaving only ecstasy and a rapturous lightness. Did I mention that rare, un-named anxiety dissorder I've been diagnosed with? Oh... the one that spikes my overdeveloped adrenaline gland, contracts every muscle in my body, and accelerates my metabolism, digestion and raises my external pain tolerence? I've mentioned that... right? I get the same response of running from a cyborg-tiger, shoulder cannons, laser gatling guns- the works when I'm doing something like say giving a presentation or keeping an engagement on someone else's time or going to a restaurant and making people wait for me. It can trigger from about any social situation wh

To Feel...
what world....amiss... what love...remiss... i have longed to touch...to hold in my arms to feel the whorls of this skin all a-glow... to make come alive the desires so dormant with my lips...as they brush upon your brow. i have longed to inhale your scent so sweet to taste you on my mouth in my eyes and with my heart... to bring you to tears of pleasure not pain... to make you come to me, with me... time and again... to feel you, be inside you...to love you my one to cherish the excitement of us as we come... to be the love we had found...the love as foretold... i want to love you so deeply nestled in your folds... my passions so clumsy...in awe of your love and yet they are real, just humbled by love... my senses on fire...for you-they desire... i've seen you and smelled you... now to taste you and melt you... and love you..... forever.

Speech On The Water
AT THE NEW ENGLAND SOCIETY'S SEVENTY-FIRST ANNUAL DINNER, NEW YORK CITY The next toast was: "The Oldest Inhabitant--The Weather of New England." Who can lose it and forget it? Who can have it and regret it? Be interposes 'twixt us Twain. Merchant of Venice. To this Samuel L. Clemens (Mark Twain) replied as follows:-- I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it. There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration--and regret. The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to business; always getting up new designs and trying them

Update
Ok Well I will say here how I think it is great to have friends you can really talk to here... but dont be mad if it takes me a bit to get back to you I rally do have a life other then fubar.... I am currently in the process of finishing my divorce so that I can up and move from this state to where my heart lays.... for those of you who really know me you know my plans any one else if your interested ask...

Dreaming
Dreaming of a new day....with all my body, soul and mind floating away, in this day. Warm to the touch, as gentle as a flower blowing in the breeze. All I want is to feel your touch, "in me, on me through me". This is what I crave from you, each and every night.I am armed with so much passion, so much love, juices flowing from head to toe. My heart wondering if I will ever feel your body next to mines again. Dreaming, Dreaming of you lying next to me. Dreaming one day I will have your mind, body and soul, and hoping that's the way it will be....

Speech On The Babies
AT THE BANQUET, IN CHICAGO, GIVEN BY THE ARMY OF THE TENNESSEE TO THEIR FIRST COMMANDER, GENERAL U. S. GRANT, NOVEMBER, 1879 The fifteenth regular toast was "The Babies--as they comfort us in our sorrows, let us not forget them in our festivities." I like that. We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. It is a shame that for a thousand years the world's banquets have utterly ignored the baby, as if he didn't amount to anything. If you will stop and think a minute --if you will go back fifty or one hundred years to your early married life and recontemplate your first baby--you will remember that he amounted to a great deal, and even something over. You soldiers all know that when the little fellow arrived at family headquarters you had to hand in your resignation. He took entire command. You became his lackey, his mere

Legend Of Sagenfield,in Germany
--[Left out of "A Tramp Abroad" because its authenticity seemed doubtful, and could not at that time be proved.--M. T.] More than a thousand years ago this small district was a kingdom --a little bit of a kingdom, a sort of dainty little toy kingdom, as one might say. It was far removed from the jealousies, strifes, and turmoils of that old warlike day, and so its life was a simple life, its people a gentle and guileless race; it lay always in a deep dream of peace, a soft Sabbath tranquillity; there was no malice, there was no envy, there was no ambition, consequently there were no heart-burnings, there was no unhappiness in the land. In the course of time the old king died and his little son Hubert came to the throne. The people's love for him grew daily; he was so good and so pure and so noble, that by and by his love became a passion, almost a worship. Now at his birth the soothsayers had diligently studied the stars and found something written in that shinin

Indirect Appology
WE WERE AT ONE POINT IN TIME SO CLOSE THAT WE COULD FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES... THERE WAS A POINT IN TIME WE COULDN'T GO 24 HOURS WITH OUT TALKING AND NOW IT'S LIKE WE CAN GO DAYS WITHOUT TWO WORDS TO EACH OTHER... I MISS THE OLD DAYS AND THE BROTHER-SISTER BOND WE SHARE.. YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THEN ANYONE ELSE I KNOW AND I'M GREATFUL YOUR IN MY LIFE... I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS IS MY WAY OF TRYING TO APPOLOGISE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG AND I KNOW THAT SAYING I'M SORRY MEANS NOTHING TO YOU AND THAT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS BUT IT'S HARD TO SHOW SOMEONE HOW SORRY YOU ARE WHEN THEY DON'T CONTACT YOU OR GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO APPOLOGISE SO I REALLY HOPE YOU UNDERSTANDS THAT I AM FULLY SORRY FOR EVERY THING I'VE EVER DONE WRONG AND THAT THE FREIENDSHIP WE ONCE SHARED MEANS THE WORLD TO ME AND I PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD GIVE ALMOST ANYTHING TO SPEND TIME HANGINF OUT LIKE THE OLD DAYS... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I'M NOT SAYING YOUR NAME BUT YOU KNOW WHA

That Extra Wheel
I've always been the extra wheel when it came to hanging out with the people I do now. It's normally tolerable, but tonight it just wasn't working. The couple I usually hang out with has this little unofficial rule that they don't really engage in couple type stuff when I am around. I tell them it's ok, and and don't worry about me because I can handle it. Not the first time I've been single, and lately I'm thinking this one is going to last a while. Tonight kinda sucked though, it was two couples and me. And for the most part of the night, things were focused around couple type activities. Like I said, I'm usually great and can handle not having someone with me without a problem, but it was really dragging me down tonight. About halfway through I got the look from the girl of the couple I usually hang out with, and she gave me that look that said she was sorry. I know she was, but I kinda was too. I was dragging their night down just as much as they were dragging me down. So, I cam

Paris Notes
--[Crowded out of "A Tramp Abroad" to make room for more vital statistics.--M. T.] The Parisian travels but little, he knows no language but his own, reads no literature but his own, and consequently he is pretty narrow and pretty self-sufficient. However, let us not be too sweeping; there are Frenchmen who know languages not their own: these are the waiters. Among the rest, they know English; that is, they know it on the European plan --which is to say, they can speak it, but can't understand it. They easily make themselves understood, but it is next to impossible to word an English sentence in such away as to enable them to comprehend it. They think they comprehend it; they pretend they do; but they don't. Here is a conversation which I had with one of these beings; I wrote it down at the time, in order to have it exactly correct. I. These are fine oranges. Where are they grown? He. More? Yes, I will bring them. I. No, do not bring any more; I only want

Bbw Goddess Auction
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Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoorï
Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoorï PO2 (EOD2) (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals. (Notice: Mike was not a Navy SEAL, he was EOD.. He gave his life to save a group of Navy SEALS.) During Mike Monsoor's funeral in San Diego , as his coffin was being moved from the hearse to the grave site at Ft. Rosecrans National Cemetery , SEAL's were lined up on both sides of the pallbearers route forming a column of two's, with the coffin moving up the center. As Mike's coffin passed, each SEAL, having removed his gold Trident from his uniform, slapped it down embedding the Trident in the wooden coffin. The slaps were audible from across the cemetery; by the time the coffin arrived grave side, it looked as though it had a gold inlay from all the Tridents pinned to it. This was a fitting send-off for a warrior he

Lawyers How Do They Pass The Bar??
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken Down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of Staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Hard to believe some of these? -? But they are pretty? Funny. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it a

Fracture Point
The mind swirls in endless confusion So much anxiety, ceaseless There's no eyt to this storm Rolling, tumbling, chaos in motion So long have i fought to keep it all together But in the end how much control did i really have? Was i fooling myself or am i just a fool Too blind to understand what he really has? Fade to black, the curtain falls with a thud This life is neither tragedy or comedy There is no tears, there is no laughter Just a hollow echo into the silence Breathe, inhale, engulf the echoes Let it fill the lungs as i feel my mind slip away Can i escape this fate before i stumble Is this the final act before they cut my string? Splintes and shards of memory Bury themselves in my mind's eye Suffering internal vertigo Slip, falling into the void, what can i do? Lost conception, misunderstanding Looking at things upside down again Everything is turned inside out Hard to keep my feet on the ground When i'm standing on my head When the hell did th

Why I Forward Jokes
This explains why I forward jokes. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?' 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. 'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brou

How The World Works..
Let's see if I understand How the world works these days... If a man cuts off his finger While slicing salami at work... He blames the knife. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into A tree while driving home drunk, He blames the Bartender. If your grandchildren Are brats without manners, You blame Television. If your friend is shot By a deranged madman, You blame the Gun Manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit And tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet And the passengers kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased blames the Airline. I must have lived too long To understand the world anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass Is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame BILL GATES!!!

Real Solution #9
Yeah, I remember her saying: I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm Already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... In some stupid symbols. your going to get up and scream. I'm already dead... I'm already dead... Im already dead... Your going to get up and- Burn an x in your head.)

Spanakopita
SPANAKOPITA 2 lb. fresh spinach, finely chopped 3 bunches spring onions 4 tbsp. butter 6 eggs, slightly beaten 1 lb. feta cheese, crumbled 1/4 lb. butter, melted 1 tbsp. dry mint Salt & pepper to taste 1/2 lb. butter for filo 20 sheets filo pastry Wash spinach thoroughly, chop fine and let drain for several hours. It is very important that spinach be left to drain completely. Saute onions in the 4 tablespoons butter. Mix beaten eggs with feta cheese, melted butter and mint. Add onions, salt and pepper. Line a 15 x 11 x 2 inch greased pan with half of filo sheets, brushing with melted butter (each sheet). Continue this until 1/2 of filo has been used. Place cheese and spinach mixture over the filo and then cover with remaining half of sheets, brushing with melted butter again. Roll and tuck all the filo around the inside edges of pan. Lightly score top of spanakopita into squares and bake at 350 degrees for 55-60 minutes.

Gotta Love The Blondes..
Two blondes living in Kentucky were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the ri

...prayed For....
A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other recourse but to pray to God. However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island. The first thing the first man prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren. After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, another ship was wrecked, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing. Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.

The Canvassers Tale
Poor, sad-eyed stranger! There was that about his humble mien, his tired look, his decayed-gentility clothes, that almost reached the mustard, seed of charity that still remained, remote and lonely, in the empty vastness of my heart, notwithstanding I observed a portfolio under his arm, and said to myself, Behold, Providence hath delivered his servant into the hands of another canvasser. Well, these people always get one interested. Before I well knew how it came about, this one was telling me his history, and I was all attention and sympathy. He told it something like this: My parents died, alas, when I was a little, sinless child. My uncle Ithuriel took me to his heart and reared me as his own. He was my only relative in the wide world; but he was good and rich and generous. He reared me in the lap of luxury. I knew no want that money could satisfy. In the fullness of time I was graduated, and went with two of my servants--my chamberlain and my valet--to tr

Meaning Of Flag Draped Coffin‏
All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this ... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means ... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day!

Cemetery Escort Duty
I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates were closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever~~the heat and humidity at the same level~~both too high. I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville; looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace. An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed. She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches, as best as I could tell. I couldn't help myself.. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: 'She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier, my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!' But, for this day, my duty was to assist anyone coming in. Kevin would lock the 'In' gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along, we might make it to Smokey's in time.

Dawn
Like the sunshine after the rain. My eyes have opened feeling the strain. To achieve true joy one must first surpass pain. Holding onto you tight for the ride so insane. So much to lose but everything to gain. Perfectly flawed despair flows down the drain. A fiery match so true it can not be explained. Walking side by side,not ashamed by the stain. Many nights I've pondered and never found a name. One thing that's for certain,we can never be the same..

Posted To Craig's List Personals:
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah) Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?] I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, he? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your hea d, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving

The Revolution In Pitcairn
THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN Let me refresh the reader's memory a little. Nearly a hundred years ago the crew of the British ship Bounty mutinied, set the captain and his officers adrift upon the open sea, took possession of the ship, and sailed southward. They procured wives for themselves among the natives of Tahiti, then proceeded to a lonely little rock in mid-Pacific, called Pitcairn's Island, wrecked the vessel, stripped her of everything that might be useful to a new colony, and established themselves on shore. Pitcairn's is so far removed from the track of commerce that it was many years before another vessel touched there. It had always been considered an uninhabited island; so when a ship did at last drop its anchor there, in 1808, the captain was greatly surprised to find the place peopled. Although the mutineers had fought among themselves, and gradually killed each other off until only two or three of the original stock remained, these tragedies had

Paul Harvey And Prayer
Paul Harvey says: This is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well, just sue me. The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we tell that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard that the vast majority doesn't care what they want. It is time that the majority rules! It's time we tell them, You don't have to pray; you don't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance; you don't have to believe in God or attend s

Hooo Doggie! Hold On!
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama ! The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor! Can you imagine how many people try and stop this guy?????

Bar Stool Economics
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. The ten men drank in the bar every day and Seemed quite happy with the arrangement, Until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80." The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided

Tell Me This Wont Happen To Us...
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES: An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." ________________________________________________________________________ FAMILY< /U> Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her

Old Cowboy ???
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and you think you know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to hell for ya........ An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy

Like I'm Walking Into A Fucking Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. 'Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? 'Morris Fishbein,' he replied. 'Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?'* 'For about 60 years.' '60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?' 'I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.' I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.' 'How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?' 'Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall. Sh

Promoting Drops And How To's
BEING A PROMOTER IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS FOR ANY LOUNGE THAT'S WHY ALOT OF LOUNGES HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING PROMOTERS IT IS VERY TIME CONSUMING BUT THERE ARE ALOT OF PERKS TO PROMOTING YOU GET TO MEET NEW PEOPLE.. YOU GET TO GO UP IN RANK...(*PLEASE RATE THE PROFILES YOU GO TO!!!*) YOU GET TO BRING IN MORE PEOPLE TO YOUR LOUNGE.... ETC ETC ETC... IF THIS JOB SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU....HERE ARE SOME PROMO TAGS YOU CAN USE TO TRY AND GET MORE PEOPLE IN YOUR LOUNGE ITS VERY EASY YOU JUST GO TO PEOPLE'S PROFILES AND COPY AND PASTE ONE OF THESE BANNERS AS A COMMENT AND ENTER. I'VE PROVIDED YOU WITH 7 DIFFRENT BANNERS ALTERNATE BANNERS DON'T USE THE SAME ONE ALL THE TIME THIS WILL AVOID ALOT OF THE BOUNCER CHECKS. ENJOY AND HAVE FUN PROMOTING!!! CAME BY YOUR PAGE TO RATE YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RATE ME BACK BUT IF YOU DO THAT WOULD BE COOL! IF YOU GET A MINUTE CHECK OUT CLUB SEDUCTION GREAT PEOPLE AND GREAT MUSIC CHECK IT OUT! Come have some fun with us! CLICK BANNER TO JOIN US!

The Year 1908
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1908. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1908 : ************ ********* ********* ****** The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1908 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME . Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead,

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your c

Jen And Tom
Jen stood in front of the mirror applying the rest of her make up. She looked in the full length mirror and fixed her shirt making it wrinkle free. She tugged at her skirt so that to is wrinkle free. She put her glasses on and slid her high heels on, ready for another day of work. She grabs her keys and purse and heads out the door. Driving the half hour commute to work stopping to pick up coffee. Jen arrived at the office juggling her coffee, purse, laptop, and cellphone and attempting to open the door. A man came around the corner whom was in a hurry and runs right into her. Jens coffee spilled all over her and him and she landed on the ground. " I am so sorry, here let me help you up." the man said to jen Jen reached up with one hand and he helped pull her to her feet.She bends down to pick up her laptop and purse. Her cellphone lay near the door in 2 broken pieces. "Thanks for helping me. I'v never seen you around here. Are you new?" Jen asked the man "Yes i am, my name is To

Baklava
BAKLAVA 1 lb. phyllo - strudel leaves, purchased frozen usually, defrost per pkg. directions 1 1/4 lb. light walnut pieces, ground 1/4 c. sugar, add to ground walnuts Dash cinnamon, add to ground walnuts 1/2 lb. unsalted butter, melted With a pastry brush or new 1 inch paint brush, grease a 13 x 9 x 2 inch pan with melted butter. Place 5 sheets of phyllo (folded in half usually fits perfectly) in pan, buttering each. Sprinkle top evenly with about 1/2 cup of the walnut mixture. Add another sheet of phyllo, brush with melted butter and top with 1/2 cup of walnut mixture until all of the nut mixture and almost all of the phyllo is used. End with 6 sheets of phyllo, buttering each except top. Cut Baklava into diamonds by first cutting lengthwise (six columns works well) and then diagonally. Use a very sharp knife. Pour remaining butter on top. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes or until golden brown. While the baklava is baking, make the syrup. SYRUP: 1 c. sugar 1 c. h

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3.. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one : 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Dave Matthews Band - Say Goodbye
So here we are tonight, you and me together The storm outside, the fire is bright And in your eyes I see what's on my mind You've got me wild turned around inside And then desire, see, is creeping up heavy inside here And know you feel the same way I do now Now let's make this an evening Lovers for a night, lovers for tonight Stay here with me, love, tonight just for an evening When we make our passion pictures You and me twist up secret creatures And we'll stay here Tomorrow go back to being friends Go back to being friends But tonight let's be lovers, We kiss and sweat We'll turn this better thing to the best Of all we can offer, Just a rogue kiss Tangled tongues and lips, See me this way I'm turning and turning for you Girl, just tonight Float away here with me An evening just wait and see But tomorrow go back to your man I'm back to my world And we're back to being friends Wait and see me, Tonight let's do this thing All we are is wasting hou

To The Bitch My Mother
many nights and many moons, nothing can change the pain brought on to you, you can scream and shout that is no doubt, but the laughter grows as your blood flows, the ground gets soaked and i smile as you choke, now whos the one thats life is a joke, you did this to me, you made me sick, now its payback time you helpless fucked up bitch, on the count of three your life you will no longer see, so close your eyes and think of what you did to me!

Hunted Souls
they watch the souls of living beings mortals holding tight to life for the imortality of our lives does not extend to them. A man plays with his son, a mother teachers her daughter to bake but we, us as creatures teach our children to fight and protect. Protect the humans from things the can not see and help the souls that are weak move on. We hide from the eyes that seek to kill us and emerge to the eyes that seek death the pentagram is our mark the blood we spill is for the safty of life that is held dearly to the ones who selfishly kill others by actions of war we seek the souls that need saved we protect the ones that dont and we help to hide lifes greatest mysteries. we cling to the shadows and sing to the moon we live among animals and humans and we are the only protection between the worlds with out us humans would lose and with out us the world would be destroied. The shadows are our home and we seek our prey from the shadows.

Groups I Belong To ! :)
This blog is about all the group s Im in If you want help in leveling you should join these groups they go all out and help you but Please if they help you level please show back love because the next time you want help they wont.. This is a nice group I just joined this group so far so good :) Llama Levelers Home Page@ fubar This group is good too :) Rating Revolution { Member Page Only}{No Friends Request taken unless you are a joining Member!}@ fubar This group is Leveling and bombing the best bombing group I belong to :) The Spankers Club@ fubar

Poem What People In My Life Had Made Me Today
you say i will never find love, you say i am no good, you say that since i am not the same my life will be hell, in all reality my life is well, me not being the same brings my past to be the blame, i have found all the love i need and she is right here with me, the only one in this world that could show me a love that is real, i am the best there ever was and ever could be, so all of you that have fucked me look at what i have become to be, this is what you made me!

A Poem To My Daughter
MY one and only my baby girl: your my one and only my baby girl, you have brought a whole new meaning to love in this world, when i was blessed with you i was blessed with a gift, the greatest gift that anyone could ever have, when ever you need mommy just reach out your hand, your my one and only my baby girl and i am so glad i brought you into this world. love always mommy

Freestyle Called Yeah Bitch Lifes A Treat!
you think you know me you dont know shit so shut your fucking face bitch, you think your shit dont stink, well there aint no smell of roses there, it smells worse than your fake ass hair, ha you think your the only one with a fucked up life, well news flash ho your lifes a joke, try getting beat and slapped in the face, kicked in the back raped by every man who was suppose to protect you, locked up in your room for a year livin on the streets and having nothing to look forward too but your tears anything close to you always ripped away from under your feet, yeah bitch lifes a treat!!!

Needs A Minute To Myself
Have you ever felt like you have lost faith in everything you believe in? I'm at the point to where I don't know which way to go. I'm trying so hard to hold on & just coast through it all. I guess a could place to start is with what's been happening in my world. Mama got an ulcer on her right eye. Right on the color part of her eye. Took her to the ER they told us she had pink eye. Well she took their drops & kept getting worse. Tuesday she went to the eye doctor & boy was the news not good. That is how we found out about he ulcer. He told us that she could loose her eye & if she didn't the damage would be super bad. So we have to do drops every hour on the hour. With her down with her eye & daddy not here leaves everything on me. Not going to lie lately and right now I haven't been at my best. So we go back on Thursday & the doctor is shocked that the ulcer is healed. A greater doctor stepped on to the scene. So he tells us that the presure is up in her eye but other than that she wa

The Simplest Of Things.
The Simplest of things. Each day I arise, A red cardinal sings, He shows me life’s wonder, In this simplest of things. The unique song of the bird, In all of dawns glory, Shows each days new chance, To change our life’s story. For come rain or shine, Red sings out his heart, His day is beginning, He’s ready to start. Red knows that he reaps, From whatever he sows, So he starts his day singing, And so, fresh hope grows. Red shows that the hope, And what it can bring, Is one of life’s wonders, In this simplest of things.

I Like This
Accept Me Accept me as I am, I have no guarantee. A claim to perfection I have not. Perfect I cannot be. I, like you, am human. Prone to make mistakes. Failure is not a character flaw, just a part of the human makeup. I live, I laugh and I also learn. My knowledge is incomplete. I am searching all the time, in waking hours as well as sleep. I have a long road to travel, as well as you do. We learn our lessons on the way. Wisdom we shall accrue. So please accept me as I am, because I am just me. No one like me in the world. That is my only guarantee. This is how I feel, I have a heart, open it and see. Please take care. That's all I am, just me.

Nominate Me For Free Photoshoot!
I all of you may or may not know I am trying my damnest to grow in the modeling industry.Well I have been so strapped for cash to even move forward in it lately to even get a photoshoot.Well I just found out theres this contest for a free photoshoot.This has to be a sign!I need all of your help.Please nominate me at info@taitboudoir.com tell them you like Lashanta aka Kitty Vixen to get the free photoshoot.For more details the official site is www.taitboudoir.com I beleive you can vote more than once so please keep it coming with your nominations.I greatly appreciate it!

Foundrymusic Interview: Philp Steadlür Of Steadlur
If you haven't heard of Philp Steadlür and his band... STEADLUR...yet, you will very soon. Like in 2 seconds when you keep reading. Actually these guys are a great new band that just signed with Roadrunner Records, and are heading out on tour to support their new single "Bumpin" - Take a look at what a good sport Philip Steadlur was, and then go buy the single, and some concert tickets if they're playing in your area. If they aren't playing in your area, it's time to book a trip to a place that they are playing, because you don't want to miss these fine young men. CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW

Help Her Out Please
I met her just a few weeks ago and shes been rating my profile for over a week now. She cant seem to get it done in one day cause she keeps running out of rates. Lets see if my friends can get her leveled up enough to rate and post more pictures. Errbody_know_my_name@ fubar

Epic Fail......
so i have a really good friends i kinds like i know he doesn't like me the same....whatever I'm cool with it i do know he finds me attractive we've fooled around before...never had sex tho. Well i right now I'm boy friend less that doesn't really bug me. But with being boyfriend less I'm also not getting any. I won't sleep with just anyone, you know... so I'm not going to go search someone out just for sex it's not me. Generally to sleep someone i have to really trust them (unless I'm drunk)because i do have self esteem issues and you know body image issues. So i propose to one of my best friends after a while of mustering up courage if he'd like to be friends with benefits. I got turned down..... I feel like a failure as a women..... this shouldn't bug me this much....

Koo... Laid....koo...laid
I made Koolaid for the first time since I was a "kid." which was like two years ago, lol. J/K Koolaid has a mass amount of sugar in it!!! At least what they recommend to mix in. Now do I only notice this because I'm a mom now? Because it wasn't such a big deal to me when I was younger...

Hlp
Hey everyone, I am in need of a VIP. But I am not asking that you give it to me for free, I am willing to pat the 2mil in fubucks that I have for one. If you can help pls message me or shout box me asap thanks sooo much. Please repost for me. Savannah

More 2 Come
LETTIN U ALL KNOW.. I WILL BE TAKEN MORE PICS THIS WK.. AND THAT WILL BE IT FOR A WHILE IM GOIN IN FOR KNEE SURGERY ON THE 18TH OF THIS MONTH.. ITS GOIN TO BE A SCOPE.. SO FAR.. BUT U NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GOIN TO HAPPEN.. SO PLEASE LUV MY PICS ANYWAY.. LUV U ALL MUCH

Me Raw
This is me...the truth and nothing but...ask and ye shall receive 1. I have a tendency to be overly optimistic and hopeful even in the worst circumstances. 2. I love being pregnant....and though I want to wait a while after this little one Id like to have 2 or 3 more kids 3. I am torn between city and country........New York.... is the love of my life, but I find myself craving the outdoors and trees and even bugs 4. I tend to reminisce on the past in the most odd of circumstances 5. I have a fascination with serial killers and the holocaust and need to read as much as I can about both 6. I could eat sushi everyday for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy 7. I wish I could go back to school in the real way. Not that I would want to change my life but I wish I had had the experience of dorming and living away. 8. I think there is nothing sexier then an accent...and a kilt 9. I totally believe I should have been born in the 1950's and dated James Dean....or some other

If Only....
If he only knew I was still in love with him If he only knew how much I still cared a and loved and yearned to call him my own again If he only knew how much it kills me inside everytime he speaks about her If he only knew how deep my love still was for then maybe if he knew he'd tell me he was stil in love with me and save me from this misery If he only knew how much pain and anger I hide within myself, maybe he'd offer to save me If he only still loved me the way he used too

Betrayal
Death betrays life There is no weaning off of life. Stealing life explanations Breaking a trust thought to be earned. Spirit vanishes Tears are plenty There are no apologies And what is there to forgive? Who would care? How do you forgive one that has passed? No more answers or explanations Only the pain of not knowing Confusion of the unknown Wisdom is lost Time is gone My love? Where does it go now? Is there one to receive it? Everything is gone... blank.. dark Cold and numb Trying to look past it Into a brighter future What lessons do you bring with me? All alone to face it Only memories and a few glimpses of hope Will my spirit ever restore? Can anyone be trusted Keep my words, memories, and love Looking up for an answer But Death is but a tool to deliver the final betrayal Feb 2009 Written by Krystal

Its Got Its Times..
Enjoying a day like today where its around 60 and the sun is out is pretty easy. Even with my mild tastes of depression and being around negativity I felt pretty good. As bitchy as I can be sometimes, I think a ton of things make me happy. Today was an example. I went to Target and got a Marvel shirt, the nerd in me, which fit pretty good. I also got some food at the grocery store. The highlight for me was KFC.. they have this big box meal with tons of chicken. It was like heaven in food form. It definitely puts my problems to a quiet pause. Speaking of pause, I've been sex-less since March. Pretty wild to go almost a year without it cause these are suppose to be the "prime" of my sexual being. I definitely like it everyday but can't play solitaire with that. My sister and I were pretty tight before her man came back from cali. But now she treats me like shit again. She is way two faced like a lot of girls i've dated. Its unfortunate that people can't be true to thei

My Hero
Dad, I miss you so much, sometimes it’s hard to make it through the day. It’s been almost 3 years since you passed and I thought it would be easier by now, but it’s not. The world just seems so dull now, and I know you would hate for me to feel this way. Sometimes I just don’t want to be here but I know life goes on. I,m glad I was the one who got to take care of you but it was so hard. Seeing you go through all of the pain from the cancer was horrible, you never saw me cry in front of you but when I would leave the room I would drop to the floor and burst out in tears, I knew I needed to be strong for you. The day you died was the worst day of my life but I was glad you wouldn’t have any more pain and you were in god’s hands now. I miss my best friend, the one person I could talk to about anything, your smile, you big hugs, watching football games together, supporting anything I did no matter how stupid it was, your wisdom, your smell, your voice, your laugh, just sitting around doin

Foundry Cams: Dirty Little Girl Boob-fest With Burn Halo
Holy boobs! Nyluh, Luxie, and Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS have some of the most impressive bosoms we have seen in ANY of our videos EVER, and they're showcasing them prominently in this new video for "Dirty Little Girl" by BURN HALO. You will never see more surgically-altered bosom-shaking young ladies in a three minute video. Take our word for it! Excellent editing by our own Jon. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE DIRTY LITTLE GIRLS Then, of course, when you're finished drooling all over your nice new faux-vintage t-shirt, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Nyluh, Luxie, and Hayden LIVE on webcam! Special thanks to BURN HALO Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to: FoundryMusic c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC PO Box 257 Millington, NJ 07946

Friendship
I wrote this poem for my best friend Christian.......I may not always show it but you are the best friend anyone could ever have. With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.

1st Love
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your warmth your eyes that shine like stars your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that touches your body the person that kisses your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart does not belong to me so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before because I've never known what love is until the day i met you I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

Shadow Hunters
A shadow hides me i lurk behind the trees my fathers howl excites me because we seek the blood of theives. hauting howls of night time lures wondering men to the center the pack surounds them and there fear is delecous the final plees for the lives are savoured as the breaking of bone crunching of skull the kill is over and the pack lounges in the shadows engulf us and we wait for the next hunt and the next kill silently in the dark the things the mortal world fears is real and we hunt for the life mortals cast off to end their pain and to satisfy the moons call

Desire
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you

Midnight Shadow
swiftly we run black streaks against a blacked night. My heart races as the soft ground molds and shapes to the pounding paws all around me we run the moon against our back as howls of joy and freedome fill the air to call the power of change to our pack. the monsters the human life fears lurk and hunt under their noses. We share a world of life with prey that are unwilling to see and the prey become to simple and then their deaths become lost entries in papers and memories no one cares for. Then we are free again to hunt the souls of the prey that lost its will to live and end the missary for so many who couldnt them selves.

Feelings
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? You look at my smile, You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound, Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine, Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman

The Kill Of A Wolf
the heart beat pounds blood pulsing fear riasing startled the prey looks for its assalunt but sees nothing. The hair on his neck pricks proving his fear hes being watched. Silent shadows conceling breath shallow and grauded they circle no sound silence covers the clearing then the strike out of no where blurs of black,gray, brown and white the come and attack howls and pants trumphi is there the alpha tares the throat the prey bleeds held down by the pack a kill on a crisp winter night comes to an end and the snow bloody by the scean. no one cares and the blood tastes sweet as necture from the gods the pack will hunt this prey again and maybe next time more then one will die.

All Or Nothing
Sometimes silence speaks volumes And words are without meaning Sometimes lies seem like truths And truth slips away Sometimes its impossible to know reality And know whats truly not so real Sometimes feelings misguide you And other times they are your only lead Sometimes I say what I mean And you dont kno whether its a line or my heart Sometimes promises are broken And words are left unkept But in the end...you can never accuse those things of me... For I speak my mind to you each time I can I wont waste time with lies I speak my heart even when I kno you might not understand I dont play games its a waste of time To me openness and honesty are the only things I know And I dont expect anything less from you I just dont want you playing my heart strings If the feelings and things you've told me isn't true I trust you til you give me that feeling That you are hiding something And then I begin to wonder what it is that you really want from me. I can't be your C

Death Of The Shadows
Night creeps slowly into the forest shadows extending and creatures emerging. Loners walk into the night brave souls seeking the unknown for a glimps of the imposible. They are watched, sized and numbered who will be first the man with out a name that no one cares for the girl who ran away from an abusive home or the woman searching for a lost love never to return. The loner is not the first to die he begs for it more then the others he wish to die in ths shadowy world of beauty. The woman is over looked her soul still rests in this world the girl is picked her pain will be lifted her heart calls to a dead family that no longer cares and they are there the night walkers the shadows that everyone fear but cant live with out. She kneels infront of the black figure the fur sleek and calm knowing he is there for her he takes her away her soul set free and her pain gone a pentagram lies on her chest and her body runs cold ice in her viens instead of blood a howl rips threw the forest as daw

College Makes U Think!!!
"We are but a sum of our experiences!!" I would not be so nice to a man, except once a man was nice to me..... I do not lie, for i know the feeling of being lied to. I know not to eat shellfish, I am allergic to it, but without eating it I would never know! I have only known love, because I have experienced loss. I only known what real friendship is, thanks to my enemies. I know what it feels like to be proud, because I have been ashamed. These are not things that can be felt or taught through virtual reality, and these things are things that I call my own.

Thank You
I want to thank the following for helping me level today my Husband Dave, The Llama Levelers for each of you I'm lost your my dear family, Joanna your a awesome friend. Booboo of the Shadow Levelers thanks for the love and support today. Rose, for the Pimpout and always being true in heart for the person you are to me and Dave. Nick, thanks for the bully. Jewels, your a unspoken hero to me an Dave thank you always kind friend for always being there in that eternal flame we have for each other. But, one of all she will be missed is my Momma Robin I miss you!!

Ty Ninemmruger
TJATTHEROCK There are 11 letters in your name. Those 11 letters total to 41 There are 3 vowels and 8 consonants in your name. Your number is: 5 The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom. The expression or destiny for #5: The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker. If there is too much of the 5 energy in your make

Here's An Update
So things have been going pretty well I suppose. Work has been busy but it's slowing down now. Which is a good thing. I had been working 40 hours in 4 days. Would have been working more but I'm not allowed overtime. Alannah's getting so big. She's 19 lbs 12 oz and 27 inches tall. She 'saying' mama and nana. And yesterday and today she has taken 3 steps all by herself! Back in Dec. she had her first plane trip when my uncle passed away. It was a nightmare trip out there that included canceled flights, a night in a hotel (thankfully paid for by the airline) a huge error on the part of the airline that included not actually booking our flight the following day and lost luggage. The trip back went off without a hitch. In April Mom and I are going to take a roadtrip (with Alannah of course) to North Carolina. Alannah will get to meet all our family down there and all three of us will meet Ms. Emma Mae. My uncle's gf is due any day now. It's a little weird for me.. I'm older than

Spiritwolf
spiritwolf There are 10 letters in your name. Those 10 letters total to 57 There are 3 vowels and 7 consonants in your name. Your number is: 3 The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living. The expression or destiny for #3: An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is y

Brenda
Brenda There are 6 letters in your name. Those 6 letters total to 26 There are 2 vowels and 4 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Teutonic Female Sword. Scottish Female From the Norse, meaning sword or torch, this name was originally used only in the Shetland Isles of Scotland, but spread to other parts of the English-speaking world after Brenda appeared as a heroine in Sir Walter Scott's 1822 novel The Pirate. Norse Female Feminine form of the Norse masculine name Brand, meaning sword or torch. Irish Female Feminine form of Brendan: Prince, little raven, or beacon on the hill. Some scholars believe Brendan means 'stinking hair'. Gaelic Female Little raven. Your number is: 8 The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals. The expression or destiny for #8: Your Expression is represented by the number 8. The 8 Expression is well-equipped in a managerial sense. You have outstanding organiz

Feb. 1966
February 1966 Your date of conception was on or about 16 May 1965 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Aquarius. Your Life path number is 3. Your fortune cookie reads: The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439162.5. The golden number for 1966 is 10. The epact number for 1966 is 8. The year 1966 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/21/1966 and ending 2/8/1967. You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern. You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soi

I Can Relate To This Story. Please Read Completely
Ya'll know I do not forward or repost a lot. But this one hits home so hard because it reminds me of my Oldest Son so Much. Please read it all the way through, You do not have to forward it or repost it or anything else. I just ask that you at least read it through. So Very Sincerely; Nathaniel Two Choices What would you do? .... you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of thi

It`s Not Fair
Th petals of th rose weep when in compare of th sweet how much u compare do I dare to tell u th competition is not fair you radiate with such flair th lonely rose does weep... dreaming of things in th air let me touch them w/ much care take th rose w/ you in its` despair share th beauty that two make... everlasting never late dreaming of things in th air is not fair let me hav u in my lair take me to places at th fair when i c one so rare come to me at th sea when th sun meets me please horizons awash oh my gosh do u know; it wont b lost... dreaming things in th air... one so fair oh my gosh its not there only dreams in th air... I weep

Dark Angel
Everything grew to a shade of grey, As the shadows stroked my back and the Sun ran away, But my Dark Angel makes it right... You make it all right... For a second at a time, I try to overcome the pain That engulfs me, The overbearing blindness that eats me away... But My Dark Angel makes it right... You make it all right... The seething darkness hold unaware of the sadness I feel, With melancholy skies and hopeless tears, The clouds over my head rain hard... But My Dark Angel makes it right... You make it all right... Just when I thought that life hath boiled a cauldron of disgrace, and everything would come crashing down, My Dark Angel descends petal-light to free me of such toils... My Dark Angel makes it right... You make it all right....

Eternal Hunger
Struggling to break free Alone-waiting moving-feeding, Dark cold needing the heat Voices calling out to me. I hear their heart beat, Their deep echoing pulse; Devouring and twisting all things. Towards a passionate rage, Dense cold unaware of itself; Only the need for food Behold the one who carries the blood. I cannot begin, nor can I end only endless moving; only never ending existence. I cannot contain this, Instable wanting; Destroying all it touches. This eternal primordial instinct, Life transforming all death But then again; Death is only the beginning!

In Death
"in death we are one" dainty steps on the sharp points of wrought iron gates. wings of stone angles beating my black heart to the sky. hold my hand as I fall into you and cradle my head twisting your ivy fingers through my hair your arms like a tomb hold me in sleep as I drag you chained towards my endless rest where I will keep you as the sweetest dream.

Lost
A day in the stark corner with roses by my side it's cold and dark alone and hopeless remembering the days I was with you holding me so tight all throughout dark hours it's funny you said to never let go! please never let go! I won't forget that but at the same time the tears roll down my face like a drifting river to chaos It has been decade since you past away I am lost but I will never forget you "grandfather" my love for you will be always. R.I.P.

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Cause I Love You
i want you to change you life. i will give you my soul. i want you to be happy. i don't mind dying. as long i die for you my love. its start with you. you don't have to be scared anymore. cause im here for you. and i love you. my heart will never change. as long I'm alive. the fear i have is losing you. i will give you my soul. i want you to be happy. i don't mind dying. as long i die for you my love. its cause i love you. i don't want anything to change between us. i can hold you forever. i take all the bad memories you had. as long you are happy. i want you to be happy. cause i love you

A Romantic Night In
my ideas on a romantic evening in is to start off with making diner together that way you and your spouse or date can bond and flirt while your cooking you know the light kisses on the neck lips the lil pinches on the but,or throwing of flour and food.. next while your dinner is cooking set the table no paper plates or plastic ware lol break out the good china and light a candle and put a lower arrangement or rose in the center once you had dinner do the dishes together... your thinking how is doing dishes romantic well one washes the other rinses now you also can flirt while doing dishes by flinging bubbles and spraying eachother with water the most important thing in a relationship is connectivity you need to connect and keep that in a relationship yall. now after the kitchen and dinner is in the past break out a movie i suggest a scary movie or a romance movie that way your wife or girlfriend can sit beside yo and cover up with a blanket and cuddle that way she feels safe in your ar

My Favorite Song, Can Relate For Some Reason
My best friend gave me the best advice He said each day’s a gift and not a given right Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind And try to take the path less traveled by That first step you take is the longest stride If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have? If today was your last day Against the grain should be a way of life What’s worth the prize is always worth the fight Every second counts ’cause there’s no second try So live like you’ll never live it twice Don’t take the free ride in your own life If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late Could you say goodbye to yesterday? Would you live each moment like your last? Leave old pictures in the past Donate every dime you have? Would you call old friends you never see? Reminisce of memories Would you forgive your enemies? Would you find t

Need You To Know
i needed you to know. if it takes my whole damn life. i will make you feel the love i have for you. i cant control my feelings for you. i dream of us laying on the beach. the waves splashing us while we making love. i could never let you go. i needed you to know. if it takes my whole damn life. you will know love does exist. when i see a fallen star i wish for your pain to go away. i needed you to know. i want to take your pain away. i want to be there to hold you.

How Much Have I Changed In 8 Years
How much have you changed i 9) How many piercings did you have? 2 10) What kind of car did you drive? ronny had an 85 iroc z28 camaro...... 11) Had you been to a real party? no not really 12) Had you had your heart broken? plenty of times 13) Were you Single/taken/Married/Divorced? taken 14) Any Kids? hell no ***5 YEARS AGO**** 1) How old were you? 18 2) Who were you dating? still fucking ronny 3) Where did you work at the time? no where 4) Where did you live? my dads 5) Where did you hang out? school, church, kaylas 6) Did you wear contacts and/or glasses? no 7) Who were your best friend? chelsey, kayla, manuel, lc, ashley, 8) How many tattoos did you have? none 9) How many piercings did you have? 2 10) What car did you drive? none 11) Had your heart broken? yeah 12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? taken 13) Any Kids? nope ***2YEARS AGO**** 1) How old were you? 21 2) Who were you dating?

Two Times Now
I'm not sure if this is anything I should be worried about, seeing as how my laptop is only about 5 months old. Anyway, it just shut off by itself. I didn't restart it, I didn't hit any button to make it shut off...it just did. It didn't restart automatically, I had to turn it on by myself. Should I call Dell and tell them about it or is this something that happens with laptops?

I'm Up For Auctiom, Come Bid On Me
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2/7/09
Where is the boy you want most?hmmm i dont know who thats is as soon as i find them ill let you know.....What’s your last text say?"its okay" robertWould you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?been there done that wont do it again...Do you get drunk every weekend?not every weekend but most.... LOLHave you ever slept in contacts?yeah although i work for an optometrist and i shouldnt Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?doesnt matter to meLast person you hugged?ashleyWhat was the last thing you laughed out loud about?probably something last night lol i had so much fun....What did you do this weekend?glo last night with ash, ad, tosha, and everyone else, saw kummer, and matt hung out with mel thats pretty much it for nowAre you happy right now?no life sucks pretty much right nowDo you have a bad habit?lots i need to break them anyone wanna help??Were you happy when you woke up? Why?nah not so much didnt get enough sleep and missed some important texts while

Getting Tired Of Being Blown Off...
sigh...writing these things never really seem to work but I at least get whats on my mind off my chest. I have been trying to make friends...not something I am doing well at. I cant even really keep friends around. I keep thinking its me.. iknow its not me though...i always try to be there for people dropping what i am doing at 11 at night to go rescue an ingrateful person from their verbally abusive boyfriend...all the while I am getting a speech about how she wants to hang out and go hiking and lets go to the mall and do this and that...I never hear from her and when I do plan something I get ditched! lets just say she is the first person I have deleted off of my phone and off of myspace...I hate liars sigh...I just want someone to click with and I cant even get that...

S.o.b.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he

For Chuck
I feel as if I am stuck inside of a deep, deep hole. Almost bottomless. A hole of pain, confusion, frustration, anger, rage, tears and depression. I became tired of trying to explain to the person I love WHY what they've done killed me inside. And, I've hurt him, as well. In my rage, I've carelessly stabbed his heart with words, with actions. I didn't know how else to tell him: YOU HURT ME! WHY? I'M YOUR QUEEN...YOU HAD TO PROTECT THE HEART I GAVE YOU. So, I reacted without thinking. And, now, after eight months, he's decided that we can't talk. AND WE HAVE A PRECIOUS CHILD TOGETHER. I ALWAYS END UP HURTING YOU, BECAUSE I'M STILL HURTING. BUT, YOU RECENTLY TOLD ME I SHOULD BE GETTING OVER IT. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHEN SOMEONE SHOULD BE OVER SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE FORGOTTEN? I ASKED YOU, "WHAT HAVE I DONE FOR YOU?" ALL YOU COULD SAY WAS, "YOU GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL BABY." UNLESS YOU DIDN'T FINISH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, THEN MY QUESTION IS: IS THAT ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, NOTHING EL

Would You...
Answer the questions in a message to me 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would you fuck me in? 3. Would you suck/lick me? 4. Would you fuck me hard or soft? 5. Would you try to fuck me the first night we met? 6. Would you pull my hair while you fucked me? 7. Would you fuck me in the shower? 8. Would you handcuff me to the bed while you fuck me? 9. Would you have a threesome with me? 10. What about me makes you want to fuck me? 11. Would you talk dirty to me while you fucked me? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would you fuck me in front of other people? 14. Would you fuck me again? 15. Would you mind if I fucked like a porn star? 16. Are you going to repost this to see if and how I want to fuck you?

Poem Called - Last Tears I Cry For You
Is there such thing as fate? Can this be changed? Or are we going to be nothing? Remember when we used to stay Together everyday, it wasn’t enough But now look at us It feels so wrong to look at you again This is the last time I give up my heart We fell apart so tragic and sudden But nothing can be done to help us anymore I must move on For I know I’ll never see you Again Please just think of me sometimes Last tears I’ll cry for you Was this something that meant to be? You, away from me I can’t help my tears Tell me why I can’t live without Your warm embrace and a kiss Did I mean nothing to you? Was I just another ghost You spent your day with? This is the last time I give up my heart We fell apart so tragic and sudden But nothing can be done to help us anymore I must move on For I know I’ll never see you Again Please just think of me sometimes Last tears I’ll cry for you Come on just smile at me Tell me it’s okay Like how you used to in the

*twitch*
Read top to bottom; from another site but equally as disturbing. asses4me Him: i agree. you do have beautiful eyes Me: thanks. Him: but you also have nice lips too Me: again, thanks. Him: you don't have a kinky side do you Me: I don't see how that is any of your business. Is there some kind of sign on my forehead that says I am looking for a creep, no personality, and completely stupid??

Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is on

Auto 11s On Come Level With Me
Come hit me hard....lots of choices of pics to rate and u can get towards leveling up. Have fun and enjoy....Thank you to everyone just in case I dont get to you to personally say thank you.

Can I Have A Spanking????
I entered a contest for rates and the winner gets a Happy hour. Can you spank this picture with a rate. All I need is one rate. I started in later then the rest did please will you stop by. I need 600 rates too win. Thank you for helping me!!!! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar

Broken Dreams - Track 2 - Coming Home
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Coming Home Coming home is overrated /Some things are best left in the past/ You have wings, use them/ You say I am cruel/ I say different Track 2 – Coming Home Sunday was pretty much like Saturday. I spent the majority of my day studying for my last final. Part of me already felt like Christmas break was alrea

Survey Says!
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Atm Robberies And Dangers
PLEASE PASS THIS INFORMATION ON. THE RECENT TRAGEDY OF A YOUNG WOMAN BEING KIDNAPPED AND EVENTUALLY KILLED;AFTER SHE HAD REPEATEDLY GIVEN THE KIDNAPPER A WRONG PIN TO HER ATM CARD. IF SHE KNEW THE METHOD BELOW, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED. SO I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO LET YOU KNOW. HERE YOU GO. IF YOU SHOULD EVER BE FORCED BY A ROBBER TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM AN ATM MACHINE, YOU CAN NOTIFY THE POLICE BY ENTERING YOUR PIN # IN REVERSE. FOR EXAMPLE IF YOUR PIN NUMBER IS 1234 THEN YOU WOULD PUT IN 4321. THE ATM RECOGNIZES THAT YOUR PIN NUMBER IS BACKWARDS FROM THE ATM CARD YOU PLACED IN THE MACHINE. THE MACHINE WILL STILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY YOU REQUESTED, BUT UNKNOWN TO THE ROBBER, THE POLICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISPATCHED TO HELP YOU. THIS INFORMATION WAS RECENTLY BROADCAST ON FOX TV AND IT STATES THAT IT IS SELDOM USED BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IT EXISTS. PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG. You can go on snopes to verify

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Poem - Called Plee Of A Broken Heart
I'm tryinng to forget what you did to me, i'm giveing you another chance, you broke my heart and pushed me back, i thought we'd come so far, i'm putting myself out there, i'm fighting with myself, i'm battleing and struggling, just to be with you, you've made so many promises, all ones ive heard before, i only hope its true this time, am i fool for believing you? am i fool for forgiving you? am i fool just for loving you? my heart plee's with you, plee's you not to hurt me again, plee's you to keep your word, plee's you to make me fall in love with you again, earn my trust, earn my love, earn my faith, give me a reason to believe again. And please from the bottom of this broken heart, dont deceive me again.

Broken Dreams - Track 1 - Back Again
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Back Again Back and forth we seem to sway/ One day we are perfect/ The next day we hate/ Back again to the beginning/ Someone stop the ride Track 1 – Back Again In a few days I will be returning home to the United States. I am filled with conflicting emotions because of a particular change that occurred to me w

Its A New Day
Well Its Sunday morning and we have no control of this angry mother nature ..11 fires are now chasing the state of Victoria ..yes Im tired yes Im sad yes Im angry all these emotions and more .we still have to identify the 6 found dead in their car yesterday at kinglake -the other deaths are 6 at kinglake west - 4 at wandong - 3 humevale -1 bendigo-1 Authurs creek ... The highway is blocked cars left no one to be found the winds have picked up and now the speed of this fire is nothing like I can remember . We could see it coming for us we were in the troup carrier so all we could do was stop cover ourselves in a blanket and block all vents ect and i hid under the dash of the truck under the streering wheel.I could hear it coming and i could feel the heat the noise -No tears just tried to slow my breathing .the car was so hot the blanket was heavy then i heard the glass crack and the noise of the fire started to leave .After removing the blanket and opening the door my breath was short

Healing Heart Poem
Shattered heart forced to heal as greatness unveils thine soul. Hope whispered in the distance, to recover thine lost love. 'Tis night brings tender passing, healing thine soul with glorious blunder. Caus' not one or two, but dissipated nights of dreams. Sadness comes to end, happiness conquered hate. Love sprouting -- sadness shrinking, hope has come again.

A Random Update.
i'm getting tired of fubar. but then i just haven't had the time or energy to do anything with it lately. my laptop is fucked at the time being and i rarely get a chance to get online nowadays. plus i start work next week. i'll have even less time. but other than that, i'm feeling pretty good about things. shit's finally starting to look up and that's nice....for a change. i still feel stressed out about things but it's slowly waining and hopefully i'll be feeling more relieved in the coming weeks. after months of continuous patience, and stubborness, things are finally beginning to go my way. thank god too, my patience was beginning to wain and i was starting to lose my positive outlook on everything. suffering and pain does give birth to something beautiful and positive.

Hmmmm 2+yrs And I Feel This Needs To Be Said - A La Foamy
This is a rant, people, don't get all fucking up in my ass about it. I'm sure some people will disagree or agree with me on somethings. Ok, it has come to my attention a lot of people on here are GREEDY AS FUCKING HELL. What the hell is up with this F/A/R/B/C crap? What are you trying to gain? Popularity? A real trophy? WHAT? People like this kill the fun out of this site... seriously. Don't expect me to Add You, Fan You, Bling You or Crush You. And I will tell you why. Fan - If I don't know you, and haven't talked to you constantly, don't even start asking me to fan your greedy ass. I fan who I wish... yes, I know if you look at my Fan Of section, there are a SELECT few people I don't talk to. But I stop by their page often and its easier for me to find them so that I may rate them again. If you fan me, that's all on you, I don't care. Add - You don't talk to me and get to know me, I won't add you. I don't collect people... I want friends. And if you can't comprehend that, take

As Of Last Night Or The Night Before
as of last night or the night before i was bought in a auction by mailbroad. still waitin to hear from my owner today, to find out what she has in store for me, i know right off i promissed ill start being nice and behaveing which is gonna be hard lol

Hardships
I was talking recently to one of the people that stayed at the hotel. He said that Americans are spoiled, hence why they dont care about each other. Hardship really makes humans care for each other. Because politics is not a workplace discussion, I had to bite my tongue. Hardship may make SOME people care about others, in general, it brings out the most primal, basic instincts in humans. When I was little, and there was a huge economic crisis in Russia, people turned into animals. Ugly, selfish animals that would destroy anything and everyone in their path to get a piece of meat thrown into their cage. Every time there would be some food or clothes appearing on the shelves, they would cut in lines, causing fights; swear at each other, accuse each other of vilest things, etc. People were ugly inside and outside, callous and unfriendly. Jealousy and envy were the #1 thing on people's minds, causing back stabbing, rumors, and other shit. The only positive thing abou

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♥I'm in a contest to win a Happy Hour and was wondern if you could take a second to rate my pic. It's that easy and that quick. Heres the link http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&i=1974887461&albumid=1423419#1974887461.♥ Thanks Bunches!

The New Bbw Playboy Mansion Lounge
last night Kari the ex owner of the lounge decided that she wanted to give me the lounge because I was taking care of it so good. She told me to save it and than she would delete it. so I saved it and than she deleted it. so I reopened it. I have added a few new things and I am trying to make it a bigger and better lounge here on fubar. My lounge is called BBW Playboy Mansion http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=65390

Bios, I Meant Tri-os
What started this stupid thread was the fact that I read my Bio-rhythms on the computer today. It said, "your energy is 66% you can safely do all the things you wish." Yes. Well, that was bad news because what it should have said is, “You will feel like doing the washing up this evening.” It is funny that I think energy is physical, well it seems not and time immemorial when the energy level is high, I do the washing up in the evening. I don't say that I wash the grill pan out, that is the last straw, and tonight it especially is because it is freezing. . Which reminds me, I have lost weight. Yes, I am now getting quite shrivelled and wrinkly because as you know putting on weight is cheaper than buying expensive moisturisers which keep wrinkles at bay. So the once bursting and blooming face is now withered and shivered. The happy news is that I have managed to get into my old jeans and so last week I went out for the evening in jeans for the first time in two years and nine

Show Me & My Sexi Sister All The Love Possible Thank You
Do you know that you can own your very own 2nd Alarm Hottie for Valentine's day? This Valentine's day you get the chance to own a hottie. All members, including Officers, will be up for auction. The auction will be held on the 2nd alarm hotties homepage, It will run from Feb 7th thru the 13th These gorgeous women arent cheap, of course. Minimum bid is 100k and they are worth every penny. So start saving your bucks and prepare for the auctioning of the hottest girls on fubar!! Cash prizes are also encouraged (VIPs, blasts, bling packs, etc.) Here's a sneak peak of some of the gorgeous ladies you will have the chance to own!

People Are Different...
"...conflict is the primary engine of creativity and innovation. People don't learn by staring into a mirror; people learn by encountering difference." -- Ronald Heifetz In his book, ‘Men, Women and Relationships,’ John Gray says, "People are different. Recognizing this fundamental truth is essential for creating positive and loving relationships. In practice, however, ... we demand that the people in our lives feel, think, and behave as we would. And when they react differently we make them wrong or invalidate them; we try to fix them when they really need understanding and nurturing; we try to improve them when instead they need acceptance, appreciation and trust." We each bring different gifts to this world. We each have different work to do. Our lives are enriched when we can celebrate these differences rather than resent, resist and reject them. As we get more secure in who we are, we get more compassionate toward others. "Homogeneity makes for healthy milk but ane

Trains
I look at gruesome, disgusting shit all the time, courtesy of jj.am. But one thing I cannot look at without being bothered: someone struggling for their life, without being helped. A friend just posted a vid of a woman struggling to come up to the platform on a subway, and no one was there to help her out. Its fucked up, and I really hate seeing shit like that. That shit bugs me immensely. When I was lil,I saw a really bad bus wreck in Moscow, when I was crossing the underground street crossing with my mom. There were blood and bodyparts everywhere. While I didnt pay much attn to it back then, thinkin about it now makes my skin crawl.

A Sad Day For My Family
Today is saddened by the loss of a dear family member and friend. She will always be remembered in our hearts and minds. Cancer may have claimed another life but we all know she is in a better place. So for now as a token of respect to her and her family I know go off line from fubar and other web profiles like myspace and facebook and whatever. These next few days I will be with my boyfriend and his family helping them threw this time. With love and good thoughts Sara

Would Have Been 14 Yrs...ugh
Ok some of you know my story well the dreaded anniversary is on St.Pattys Day...it would have been 14yrs of Marraige..torment I should say...anyways I am sooo dreading the day and around here it is a Big Deal St Pattys Day is omg soooooo should I just go out and get Fucked up or stay home....I dont know what 2 do I dont want 2 be here actualy...but anyways Venting like usual.....would love some input ty ty ty hugz Cindalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People
I have come to realize with age that everyone you meet has some impact on your life.It may be a good one or bad one,but they all do..There are people that simply for one moment in time put a smile on your face.There are people that for a moment made you cry.There are people that you see onec and people you know for a life time.They all matter becouse in one way or another they impact our lives.Keep the ones that are real close to you.The ones that aren't will always be replaced by another.Just remember what people have an effect on you, you also have an effect on them.So always try to smile, even when it is hard,becouse you never know the impact you may have on that persons day or life...

What Do You Feel Makes You Attractive To The People Who May Find You Attractive?
I'd like to direct this question to the men & women here, i'd like to ask the men what do you feel makes you attractive to the females who may find you attractive? Ladies what do you feel makes you attractive to the men who may find you attractive?

Relationships Suck
I have gotten to the point where i don't even want to be here anymore. I just want to leave and never turn back. After 6yrs i regret now not doing what i should have done then, but my heart wanted me to stay. So i stayed only to come and regret it now. But i think its because my heart has been ripped so many times that i just cant take it anymore. The love i once had has slowly faded away to almost nothing now. So, now after so long im giving up and packing my heart up. What once i thought would end up being a good thing only ended with my heart torn. Why continue feeling the end coming? Why have that feeling that its nothing but a 'friendship' now? what is stopping me from leaving? Whats keeping me here? I no longer feel the love from the other anymore, and they show no expression to change that feeling. I have been asked "so whats keeping you there?" and i ponder over it continuously asking myself the same question when its obvious that she doesn't want me anymore...

Ride My Pony...
Songs for the Long Hard Ride #9 My Pony Im just a bachelor, Im lookin for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you wont wanna get off (chorus If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh (chorus 2x) If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If were gonna get nasty baby First well show and tell Till I reach your pony tail (oh) Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream Youl

Lhr #4
Songs for the Long Hard Ride #4 "Fear" - Disturbed He's on it again Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha He's on it again Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha He's on it again Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha He's on it again Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Reject Are you no one Feel you nothing You know I'll bet you think you have a good reason To be living In the limelight Of the fortunate ones You're too weakened By the poison That they feed you In the living lie They don't believe you Call to no one Trust in nothing Little impotent one I don't wanna be (x3) I don't wanna be innocent, you know I don't wanna be (x3) I don't wanna let them hypnotize me Punk ass Are you listening Can you hear me? Or are you deaf and dumb to my language Do the real words Seem to hurt you? Well put em' up motherfucker Gonna feel it When I stamp it On your forehead So you will never forget That you're a reject And you're no one And you're nothing Little impotent one I don't wanna be

Dewey Martin
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Dewey Martin, the muscular, gregarious drummer and singer who helped found the pioneering country rock band Buffalo Springfield with Neil Young and Stephen Stills, has died. He was 68. Martin was found dead Sunday by a roommate in his Van Nuys apartment, longtime friend Lisa Lenes said. She said Martin had health problems in recent years and she believed he died of natural causes. Martin, along with Young, Stills, singer-songwriter-guitarist Richie Furay and bassist Bruce Palmer, formed Buffalo Springfield in Los Angeles in 1966 and quickly became one of the hottest live acts on the West Coast, helped in part by the grinning, blond Martin. Their self-titled debut album included the hit "For What It's Worth," a solemn observation of 1960s turmoil. They would later produce such classics as "Bluebird" and "Rock & Roll Woman" and Martin's husky vocals were featured at the start of another Springfield favorite, Young's "Broken Arrow." The band broke up in 1968

James Whitmore - 87
(CNN) -- Craggy-faced film, television and stage actor James Whitmore has died at 87, the Los Angeles County, California, Sheriff's Department confirmed Saturday. etails of his death and funeral arrangements were not available. Whitmore notably portrayed Harry Truman, Will Rogers and Theodore Roosevelt in one-man stage shows and created memorable characters in many movies and TV shows, including "The Twilight Zone." According to entertainment Web site IMDb.com, Whitmore won a Tony award in 1948 for his gritty Broadway portrayal of an Army sergeant in "Command Decision" but was replaced by Van Johnson in the film version. Whitmore won a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in the 1949 film "Battleground." He was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar in 1976 for "Give 'Em Hell, Harry," the film version of his one-man show about Truman. The actor won an Emmy in 2000 for his performance as Raymond Oz in a three-episode arc on the ABC legal drama "The Pr

So There's This Dude...
who once brought me Wendy's for lunch at work, and now he paid 1.5 million fubucks to make me his bitch for a month... Husky Redneck® ★ Owned/ opperated by JWH★@ fubar Give him a lil bit 'o love...por favor

Long Hard Ride 13
Songs for the Long Hard Ride #13 Psychosocial I did my time, and I want out! So effusive-fade! It doesn't cut, this soul is not so vibrant. The reckoning, the sickening. Packaging subversion. Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion. Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves! Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save. Sinking in, getting smaller again. I´m done! It has begun, I'm not the only one! And the rain will kill us all. We Throw ourselves against the wall. But no-one else can see. The preservation of the martyr in me. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. There are cracks on the road we laid. But where the temple fell, the secrets have gone mad. This is nothing new, but when we killed it all Hate was all we had! Who needs another mess, we could start over. Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong! Now there's only emptiness, venomous insipid I think we're done, I'm not the only one! And th

Auto-11 Party Here And A Leveling Mission, Too.
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED My auto 11s will be on 2/5/09 till 3:00pm on 2/7/09, so you can come party on my page today, and level! I will have auto 11's and a bunch of pics and stash for you to rate... Happy leveling!!! COME ON AND PARTY HARD ON MY PAGE, BRING YOUR FRIENDS ALONG 2.8M to GO!... Special Invitation to all fu's! LET'S ROLL! PLEASE SUPPORT ME AND MY AUTOS I LOVE YOU ALL! Click below to party on my page Send 'Princess Leia' to TRUE ANGEL 2.8M to GO! Please Re-post Contests strikes again... Please come on down to my party! PLEASE SUPPOT ME AND MY AUTOS I LOVE YOU ALL! GIVE ME MY WINGS, SO I CAN FLY, WOOT! ***TODAY ONLY! The 1ST 200 PEOPLE RATE 200 PICS FROM FOLDERS #1 and #2, private message Sassy Little Linda in my family for sparkling cider. *Fu-mail Sassy Little Linda please and tap her profile with a 11 or 10 while you are there. SASSY LTTLE LINDA PARTY AT MY HOUSE The little pic below takes you directly to

Long Hard Ride #3
Songs for the Long Hard Ride #3 "Hurt" I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Long Hard Ride
Songs for the Long Hard Ride #6 "Given Up" Wake in a sweat again Another day's been laid to waste In my disgrace Stuck in my head again Feels like I'll never leave this place There's no escape I'm my own worst enemy [chorus] I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all away I'm suffocating Tell me what the fuck is wrong With me [end chorus] I don't know what to take Thought I was focused but I'm scared I'm not prepared I hyperventilate Looking for help somehow somewhere And no one cares I'm my own worst enemy [chorus] I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all away I'm suffocating Tell me what the fuck is wrong With me [end chorus] [bridge] Goddddddd!!!! Put me out of my misery Put me out of my misery Put me out of my Put me out of my fucking misery [end bridge] [chorus] I've given up I'm sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say Take this all

Poison Ivy Has Autos On
Poison Ivy Has Autos On! Come and show her some massive love! And Level Up! She's an angel but deserves to be spanked really HARD!!! Ends at 8:00 am Fu-time (PST) ***************************************** Lovingly pimped out by Carrie

Mending Wall
i, like most, have had to write a paper about this at one time or another. I think it was the only "A" i received in any class that was not math. lol Mending Wall by Robert Frost Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. The work of hunters is another thing: I have come after them and made repair Where they have left not one stone on a stone, But they would have the rabbit out of hiding, To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean, No one has seen them made or heard them made, But at spring mending-time we find them there. I let my neighbor know beyond the hill; And on a day we meet to walk the line And set the wall between us once again. We keep the wall between us as we go. To each the boulders that have fallen to each. And some are loaves and some so nearly balls We have to use a spell to make them balance: 'Stay wher

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Warfare, Not Just Bios. A Load Of Rubbish Really But It Is Another 40 Minutes Of Writing. No One Said It Was Good.
Ah, well he who knows all about computers has had a bad day. After rebuilding my pc and putting it back together there was an almighty bang which I thought was him throwing a tantrum or an dead bit of computer out. No such luck it was the CPU, PSU or some other unit which I don't care about. Anyway the computer is in bits again and there is a whole lot of tutting and sighing going on but not enough to make a song and dance of. Sorry. My kitchen drain is, well I am not quite sure what it is but if it stays in the state it is in then it will be singing along to the tutting and sighing. Oh well, reach for the live bio-hazard in the form of the live bacteria which once put down the drain eats like it has never been fed in its life. What ever pulls your chain or flushes your leaks. I am waiting for it to consume the - you don't want to know what - and thought I would say that biology came before technology. It is certainly quieter. There are many things I think of in the course of

The Day
from the corner of my eye your face shines i take a look and you were gone my heart trembled for i know now i will never lay eyes upon you again at days and weeks travel around me the thought of that glimpse has never disappeared i know that somehow, someway our path's will once again meet till then wait the day

Crazy Ex Stalker!
i have been nice and tried to ignore the stupidity of others but i can not be silent any more. my boyfriend whom i am engagged to has and ex that he broke up with 4 years ago. yet she feels the need to go to my profile and check me out. i am not sure if she still wants him back or she turned lesbian and wants me? any ways will someone please take this stalker off my hands cause putting her on block does not seem to be getting the point across. here she is miss american stalker 2009 for anyone else to let her stalk you a while. it is free no charge and it comes with a big thank you very much for the help. she is all yours ladies and gentlemen: countryhotty2006@ fubar

Depressed Today Over Shyt
well the wife is back to work and i'm in a deadend job that the pays sucks.i don't have any training for a skilled job but i at least bring in money.the wife was off work for 2 mths with a screwed up back and the bills just piled up over us.now she wants to sell the house in pa. and have her folks move out here with us.right now we live in a 15x80 trailor with 3 rooms and 2 baths.if they do move in with us it would help out both families but there won't be much room for 5 adults and animals.my in laws moved into r house so incase something happens that we have to move back to pa.with my wifes back screwed up she wouldn't be able to work in pa.so thats y she wants to sale the house.if we do that leaves my son on the rocks.will he moved to colorado or move somewhere else and go to college.he could transfer to the same college thats 5 hrs east of us if he wants but where the hell will we find the room for 6 adults and most of there shit.oh well i guess i'll die soon in the west of the usa

The Dragons
Pound the rhythm Feel the beat Strumming through you Like unseen heat The rush of power Course through your veins Through the heart of a dragon You won't feel the same Terrible eyes pierce you soul Centuries of life And stories untold One word tells many Though unspoken the thought The lessons he teaches So many are untaught A might maw holds terrible teeth Though delicatly he speaks so silently Thunderous roar like the crashing of thunder Every movement is grace never a blunder So pound the rythm And feel the beat The heart of a dragon Is a wonderous thing.

Childish People!
some of the most childish things i have ever seen can be found in peoples profile. an example is when someone gives you a bad rating they decide to post it on their page like it is a crime then block you where you can not comment or say anything about it. the worst part is that persons girlfriend was on and did that and yet the guy got the blame for it. now that is childish coming from a grown up. i guess they stomped their feet and went to their room and slammed their door and threw a hissy fit. here is the person whom done it if anyone is intersted: strawberryblonde@ fubar

Mondays Auto 11 List Here
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! REMEMBER WHEN RATING IF YOU HIT THE "RATING TOO FAST" DO NOT GO BACK TO RATE, YOU DO NOT GET POINTS, KEEP ON GOING FORWARD. ♦H◊®nY♦ÅnGe£♦© »D.S.C.«@ fubar Chiina_Whiite@ fubar ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♥Lacey N Mario♥ Houdend van Echtgenoot en Echtgenote@ fubar ®Freya®@ fubar SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats@ fubar ÇЯuЭĿ•

My Secret Place
Come whisper to me in the night my love Tell me the secrets of your heart Come rest your head apon ny breast And lets travel to places afar The night in its silent wonder Will carry us apon its breeze To that wonderous place in our thoughts Full of silent reverie To share this wonderous place with you Is my hearts desire To know that you can see it too Fills my heart with fire The night is yours and mine,my love Full of desire and passion Floating on wings of hope and dreams Is the best thing I can imagine

Speak To Your Mountains
Speak to Your Mountains Today's Scripture "And Jesus answered them, Truly I say to you, if you have faith (a firm relying trust) and do not doubt, you will not only do what has been done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, Be taken up and cast into the sea, it will be done" (Matthew 21:21, AMP). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria We've all had seasons when the challenges of life feel overwhelming. During those times, it's easy to be tempted to talk about how bad things are. Maybe you received a bad medical report, or maybe you're facing a financial obstacle. But the more you talk about something, the bigger it becomes in your mind. Instead, you've got to dig your heels in and say, "No, I am not going to give life to that defeat. I am not going to speak sickness over myself. I'm not going to speak lack. I'm not going to speak fear. I'm choosing a different report. I believe the report of the Lord which says I am blessed. I am favored. I am prosperous. I a

Thank You!!
I want to say thank you to all of you for such a warm welcome back and also thank you for all your fubux donations...I was very surprised that all of you did that for me and I can't tell you how much it means to me!! I'm so glad to be back even tho I feel totally lost right now lol. I'm catching up on things slowly but surely tho so just bare with me. If any of you need ANYTHING don't hesitate to hit me up. Much love to all of you...this fam REALLY is the best :D ~BREED~

It's Today, It's Today!
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #1051 Wings Over The Mountains of Life It's today, it's today! Those are the first words of the movie "Stuart Little". It's a kiddie movie. I watched it with my two boys. A little boy began the movie by running out of his bedroom shouting, "it's today, it's today." He woke up his parents laying peacefully in their bed shouting, "it's today, it's today!" as he jumped gleefully around their bed. The scene jumped to the three of them leaving the house as the little boy, George, exclaimed again, "it's today, it's today." "It's always today," his mother remarked. "I know, but this is today!" George replied. Thus began a kiddie movie. It's amazing how little it takes to fascinate a child. Such small things can make the world turn for a kid. I remember my most enthralling possession. It was a mini-bike. You rarely see them now, but when I was a kid they were all the rage. Basica

Into My Heart
Into my heart my love Come read the words apon For they are yours and yours alone Carefully and neatly drawn. Words that I could never express All the happiness and tenderness That sometimes gets lost I gess In the pains of everday life. Sometimes it seems in all the strife My words will get muddled in my mind, But in my heart they are set in stone And are yours and yours alone. Every I love you is another carved Every feeling from the very start Written apon this tired heart And are yours and yours alone.

The Big Flash
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #1037 Wings Over The Mountains of Life The Big Flash For those of you who are old enough to remember, what you were doing when you heard the news that President Kennedy had been shot? I was almost seven years old. I was walking down a large hill leading to our house on Rockmart Drive heading home from school. Someone pulled up beside me in a car and said, "President Kennedy has been shot." That's been almost 40 years ago and though I was just a small boy, the memory vividly lingers. Major traumatic events like a camera flash freeze the moment. It is a picture that remains and even time itself doesn't erase it. Most Americans remember what they were doing when a traumatic event occurred. Today is such a day for me. It's February 6th. The day has no special meaning for most of you but for me it's one of those flash days. It's not exactly the typical Kodak™ moment. February 6th is

My Birthday And Some Thoughts About Life...
So this monday I turn....41. Yikes. The ironic thing is I really don't feel 40 or rather 41. Yes I have aches and pains and all those things that I guess are associated with being "older" but.... My mentality (or lack there of) is that of someone much younger. For example, I like "younger" forms of music, I still am in my " rebellious stage... 20 + years and going", I like collecting toys (circuit bent,star wars, etc,etc,etc), watching dopey comedies and cartoons..... I guess the song holds true.... Fairy tales can come true It can happen to you If you're young at heart or it's hard, you will find, To be narrow of mind If you’re young at heart You can go to extremes With impossible schemes You can laugh when your dreams Fall apart at the seams And life becomes exciting with each passing day, And love is either in your heart… or on its way. Don't you know that it's worth Every treasure on earth To be young at heart? For, as rich as you are, It's much b

My Situation....
Ok, so here's the deal, for anyone who wants to kno... I went to court on Thursday. Basically my lawyer screwed me over and didnt do a fuckin thing for me. So I ended up gettin locked up. They sentenced me to 4 months. I was able to bond out cuz I am appealing the decision. So I go back to court on April 15th. Im hiring a lawyer, and hopin that this one will help me more than the court appointed. But if he cant help me anymore than she did, Ill end up going back to jail for those 4 months. Its not a long time, and I can deal with it, but still not lookin forward to it. I just wanted to let u all know what was going on in my life. Feel free to comment or messge me or whatever. Thanks in advance for the fu-love and support. Your Fallen Angel

My Deployment
As everyone knows I am getting ready to go back to Iraq on my 4th Deployment over there. Just so everyone knows, I will get back on here as soon as I can after I get over there. I wish everyone all the luck and everything else after I am gone. I should be back around October/November time frame....... To all my friends and family here on Fu-Bar: I love you all and I will miss you for the time that I am gone. I know that I won't get to sit all night up with all of you for awhile, but I will be coming around when I can get net over there. To Kristi: I love you with all my heart and soul my wonderful and beautiful wife. I know that times are going to be rough the rest of the year as you sit back here going through a pregnancy that I will not be able to be by your side as you go through. I may not physically, but I will be there every step of the way with you, holding your hand even if you can not see me. I wish more than anything that I could stay back and be by your side ev

Wtf!?
Well, I decided to pay the extra and get a nice room. I ended up with a suite. It's really nice. I have a fridge/freezer and a microwave. HOWEVER, when I sent my step-dad to go get me some food that I can actually heat up and eat and not have chips....the place wouldn't take my card. I've used it there before and it was fine. WTF is wrong with that? I'm starving. I haven't eaten all day. Grrr!!!

Sb Pron
->teamroping...: you could skip the tape...plastic bags don't hurt teamroping...: tahnks that kinda hurts i thought you was beautiful ->teamroping...: you would be if you were wearing a plastic bag and duct tape...do you have those? teamroping...: do you think i am sexy ->teamroping...: yes, I'm from Kopenhagen teamroping...: Are you there? teamroping...: Yes mam i have. I am sorry for not using it. Where are you from if i may ask? ->teamroping...: have you ever heard of punctuation? teamroping...: What is that suppose to mean where is this coming from mam ->teamroping...: cool, I'll make sure never to send my kids there, when I'll have them teamroping...: eldorado high ->teamroping...: what school did you go to? teamroping...: do wat lol ->teamroping...: teamgroping? whom do you grope? teamroping...: hey baby wats up

Prayers
My son tried to take his life Thursday night hes 23 years old.. Me and my 16 year old son was here at the house an we noticed that my son wasnt right.. So i had my 16 year old son called 911.. When we got him to the hospital his oxygen was low they said if he didnt go to the hospital when he did he could of been dead.. he was released from the hospital and we had along road of us.. PLEASE keep me and my family in your prayers

Carol-leigh Hh
DON’T MISS OUT ON ONE OF THE HOTTEST LADYS ON FUBAR CAROL-LEIGH HER HH IS @ 11PM EST OR 8PM FU TIME COME HIT HER AUTO 11’S HIT HER HARD SHE LOVES IT !! CLICK BELOW AND RATE THIS HOTTIE Carol-Leigh **Stiletto Girl**♥Just Being Me♥**@ fubar This bully is brought to you by DJ BADBOY (¯`¤ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ/ÖWñÈR @§ÖÚ†ÈRñ HÌÐÈWÄ¥@ fubar

Leaving
So I have decided to leave Fubar for awhile which includes Flirtations. Of course I am getting lots of messages asking why. Some believe this is out of nowhere and an impulse decision. It really isn't. It has been building for awhile I just don't really vent on people that much except for little things. So why leave? I have several reasons. First is Fubar is taking up way too much of my free time. I have a lot of hobbies I have not been doing cause it has been expected that I should be on Fubar and in FlirtationS lounge. I just got back from an anime convention and I realized I rarely watch anime lately. I am way behind on all the things I want to watch and I keep telling friends I will eventually get to certain anime series but it really doesn't look like that is going to happen the way I was going on fubar. I also have not been working on my website like I have been wanting to. It has been in major need of redesign for awhile but I haven't been doing it cause when I do

My Auto 11s Are On Come Rate Me
HEY YALL COME SHOW VIOLET SOME LOVE SHE HAS AUTO 11S ON ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED SHE IS TRYING TO LEVEL TO DISCIPLE AND NEEDS ALL THE LOVE HE CAN GET SO ADD/RATE/FAN/BLING HER TO DISCIPLE Violet20 Member Of Americas Brave&Proud Leveling Crew3,267,378 TO PROPHET

Thank The Queen Bee, The Two Apollos, And The Three Free Meals
Usually I put a list one of my online friends wants me to fill out at the end of my epistle, but today I’ll be different and do it at the beginning (where you’re more likely to read it). So here goes … first, my name David was given to me at birth by my parents and I was named for my grandfather, my dad’s dad. At most of these places online I’m either David A (A being the first letter of my last name) or David1211 (12 and 11 being my birth month and day). Second, I have a lot of chest hair, more than any male on my side of the family according to my dad (who died in 2006, so you can’t ask him!). Third, I collect older books and almost anything Star Wars. That’s one, two, and three “random and/or weird facts about” myself so far, and I’ll get to the others, trust me. It’s a stretch to say I’m proud of myself, but last night after the five of us – my wife Martha, our kids Sarah and Jeffrey, and Martha’s sister Mary – sat down on a blanket and had dinner from Burger King, we found

4 Most Who Don't Know By Now (read) This Please!
What is it? So your doctor tells you that you need to undergo a "leap" procedure. To you, it sounds like you're being asked to leap off the top of a tall building. Somehow, this doesn't really sound like a bona fide medical procedure. What is it and why do you need it? Although pronounced "leap," the procedure is actually LEEP, or loop electrosurgical excision procedure. When performing LEEP, the doctor will use a loop electrode to remove a portion of the cervix. During LEEP, a high-intensity electrical current is passed through the loop-electrode, allowing the doctor to shave off a thin slice of cervical tissue. This slice of tissue can be examined under a microscope to check for abnormal cells, if the purpose of LEEP was diagnosis. LEEP can also be used to remove any tissue that may be found to be cancerous or pre-cancerous once it is found. A local anesthetic is administered to the patient before the procedure, and sometimes pain medication is prescribed to ease postoperative d

Misunderstood-earshot
Wipe away your tears, Put away your pain tonight, Runaway until you finally see the light. Sing a song with me, hush the quiet scream inside, See the world through different eyes, hear no more the sound of lies... Can't you run? A pretty one that's shaken up inside... Can't you hear? I hear them call her name misSunderstood, she's so predictable and... Hear the cold wind blow outside, Try to feel the warmth inside, Etched, the faces and the words into your mind. As she gently weeps, Surface the secrets that she keeps, Like a thief into the night, a love so wrong but right.. Can't you run? A pretty one that's shaken up inside.. Can't you hear? I hear them call her name misSunderstood. She's so predictable and pure. Can't you run? A pretty one that's shaken up inside.. Can't you hear? I hear them call her name misSunderstood. She's so predictable and.. How can she...begin to try? Misunderstood so many times...so many times. Rise above, rise again

Beautiful Xo Is In A Contest....
Beautiful XO is in a contest....please go by her profile and check out her blog...thank you xoxo *~beautifuL XO~ ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ* aka •°o.O ªmªñÐª O.o°•@ fubar

Stress
Stress A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, Raised a glass of water and asked 'How heavy is this glass of water?' Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter.It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.' He continued, And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, As the burden becomes increasingly heavy, We won't be able to carry on. ' As with the glass of water, You have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.' So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can

Purina Diet
Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Chance, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensiv

Cunt
->♥D♥ greete...: block me if you don't like it cunt ♥D♥ greete...: no you fuck off muther fucker ->♥D♥ greete...: I get tired of stupid loungers like you spamming their stupid fukin lounges on my page ->♥D♥ greete...: fuck off cunt! ♥D♥ greete...: just fuck off ass wipe dont sb me anymore you could of just been nice about it say i dont want to but u started the cussing ->♥D♥ greete...: you came to mine you fuckin moron! ->♥D♥ greete...: did I want to come to your lounge, dd I ask for an advertisement? it was SPAM, now GTFO! ♥D♥ greete...: stay out of my sb then you dumb fuck ->♥D♥ greete...: what the fuck am I spamming you dumb cunt? ♥D♥ greete...: so y r u in my sb spaming it now ♥D♥ greete...: sorry but wasnt no spam ♥D♥ greeter @ heaven and hell@ fubar

Unknown Love And Destiny
This is a SL that I wrote with my friend, Joachim. Enjoy. Chapter 1 pt 1 Endora looked at her watch again. He was late. Standing in front of their home,she looked up and down the street. It had only been a week but felt like a small life time. Tapping her foot impatiently. She hated it when he went off on these trips. Looking at her watch again. "Where is he?" she said sighing. Hearing a car approach she glanced up and smiled. The car came to a stop. A tall young man came walking down the sidewalk and soon came into view of his old friend. Wearing black cotton pants that was far to high up, a striped shirt, a strong colored jacket and his backpack across his chest, he walked with short fast steps. He pushed the large glasses back on the bridge of his nose as he saw her. He and Endora had been friends since childhood. She the eternal beauty and him the nerd. They had been raised in the same home together, which they still lived in today. Wearing a light blue sundr

Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics
WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

Check Your Stash
all right everyone you tube had to remove tons of vids from their site and now I keep finding pplz stash where they have kick ass shit but then it's not there cause it is gone. this is just a friendly heads up so ppl don't get bad stash rates form the assholes out there

Illegal Alien Home Invaders
Butte, Montana November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive. It was found out later that Resindez was ar

Sweet Nite Candy
COME JOIN US AT SWEET NITECANDY WHERE THE STAFF IS SWEET AS CANDY... LOOKING FOR A HOME COME C US CLICK ON PIC TO ENTER SWEET NITECANDY AND ROCK OUT WHE THE BEST FAM ON FUBAR!!! COME TELL US YOUR NITE CANDY SECRETS!!!!

Plea
Let anyone listening, let all the angels hear, let God himself percieve the depth of my anguish, and give her health. Let every saint and every cherub, every archangel unite in this endevour. and If not then oh dark lucifer take whats left of my soul in return for her very exsistance, let your demons do their worst to me for all eternity for no hell can compare to a world without her in it. There is no redemption save from her lips there is no peace in my world, there would only be cold and dark. and so I beseach what ever immortals would listen, would bargain, would find worth in all that I have, all that I am, all that I will ever be. Give her peace, give her health carry her through this, for she will not allow me to be there to carry her and I scream against the night that is my life to do so.

Why Am I Here?
Because a really good friend invited me, so ok. But now I find myself pissing away at least an hour of my day performing in a three ring circus trying to make everyone feel warm and fuzzy. And truth be told, I'm tired of it. And while you have the right to your forever long ass name, I find it stupid. Your "so much better than you" status because you name takes two damn lines, please. Its the internet; open your door, walk outside and tell me how cool you are then. From now on I am just me, don't ask me to profess my "commitment" to anything especially you. I belong to...oh...ME. Further,I am very happy with my current crush, if its not you GET OVER IT, its the internet. And if it bothers you that much you need to visit reality. *see above comment about walking outside* Further, I am not here for your viewing pleasure, DON'T ask. Hell I'm not here for you at all. I'm here to kick it with a few cool people who catch my attention. Chances are it wasn't you, so quit hitting my

Hmhmmmm
i know i love you,... but do you love me i know i want you but do you me... i know i need you but do you need me... i know u care for you but do you care for me... i hear you say i love you... but do you mean it i hear you say i want you....but do you mean it i hear you say i need you ...but do you mean it i hear you say you care .....but do you mean it i want to know where i fit in your life i want to know where ill be with in your world i want to know how you really feel i want to know do i have a chance i need to know is this a game i need to know is this real i need to know ... i just .... i do love you that i know i do want you that i know i do need you that i know i do care for you more then you know but .... do you

Rapping
Damn, i dont know what to do know more, im lost and im not found I look left and right all i see is a mirage, and a whisper of the wind blow, i cant help to look at the yellow strips on the road got alot of shits runnin through my mind. im feeling like tearin my hair out and screamin at the top of my lungs. growin tired of sittin lone on this long and dark road but what can i do but look at the clouds with no sunshine, got so much pain and anger growin inside its like ima bout unleash this monster inside of me. just waitin for the right moment to get at niggas so im done and i let faith take actions. but where do i go from here is it a dream or is it the real deal i guess will find out personally so therefore ima just stay on the path i chose and keep runnin but dont know what for or from what.

Alone In Time
through silent rivers treading among the deep alone in time a whisper of a daybreak end a stance of unimagineable patience broken from the sky delivered upon the shoulders from a dove a glimpse of tragedy the woman across the way flowing in the breeze a kiss has fallen but it never catches me forever and now alone in time

Christy Is In A Contest....
Christy is in a contest and needs our help...please go to her page and check her blog out...thanks ladies and have a great weekend xoxoxo ¢¾Christy¢¾ஐ*ღmember of Dangerous Curvesღ*ஐ@ fubar

Robert Chrisley "the Hallow"
ROBERT CHRISLEY "THE HALLOW" Unveiled STARVING ARTISAN 2009 e s t a r r t h i r t y t w o Run, Desire, run Slip away from the hallow Paths of indifference You wear with a smile Satisfaction gaze upon emptiness You yield to numbing your consciousness And all obligatory matters of the heart Hunger yield to her hallow never filled Comfort me just to devour me And still you dwell In this facade of carnal knowledge and famine Tears never fill the hollow bounds instead Wash away your conviction Lost in a maze liken to a game Of cat and mouse Giving up everything you want for less And wear it like a crown Promises made you break with quiet ease Like sleeper's disease summons your will To break what you still Believe Now the Great Lover becomes the leper To your ambience and vanity And suffocation brings the Fire down Upon complexity you breed in ignorance To what you fail to understand You lie alone; alone you lie Wicked whispers in three bladed

Queen Of Spades
Hey girls one of our members has had surgery this morning and could use some love from us! Please stop by her profile and show her some love DC style....thank you ladies xoxo QueenofSpades-Dangerous Curves Member@ fubar

Regina R.ip...thanx Melinda Xoxox
TODAY MARIO NEEDED TO SAID GOOD BYE TO HIS BELOVED REGINA. AND NEEDS THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF HIS FRIENDS, SHOW HIM YOU CARE. PLEASE STOP BY AND GIVE HIM A HUG. SOMETIMES THAT’S ALL YOU REALLY NEED, TO LET SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT KNOW YOU ARE THERE FOR THEM ♥Mario♥@ fubar MARIO I LOVE YOU

Mumm In A Blog
I can't decide. I'm so freakin' lazy on the weekends. I have an assignment due tomorrow for my online class. It's not a difficult assignment, I already have over half of the work done. It's just a very tedious assignment. Should I go to the library today and get it all done or just be lazy today and put it off until tomorrow? Another random question, I know I can call and ask. But, I bought the Target brand of the Cyrstal Light powder things. Well I made one last night and it is disgusting. Do you think they will take back the product even though 1 of the 5 tubs of powder is missing?

Stuff Updated 2-7
hey all, i uploaded a bunch of my older pics... since it's been asked more than once: my computer is broken right now, so unless a power supply magically appears on my porch, i will not be uploading the ... more risque pics... or the rest of the regular ones either - not to mention the fact that i'll need a vip if i'm going to upload any of those because quite frankly, those that don't act like assholes can find those pictures if i want them to, and everyone else can wait ... so in closing, unless you want to pay to fix my computer and get me a vip, there will be no nsfw's on my acct for quite a long time at this point i think i'm back around to stay, but this is ME we're talking about so i'm not sure of anything, as per usual. love you all, sin

What About Love
've been lonely I've been waiting for you I'm pretending and that's all i can do The love i'm sending Ain't making it through to your heart You've been hiding, never letting it show Always trying to keep it under control You got it down and you're well On the way to the top But there's something that you forgot What about love Don't you want someone to care about you What about love Don't let it slip away What about love I only want to share it with you You might need it someday I can't tell you what you're feeling inside I can't sell you what you don't want to buy Something's missing and you got to Look back on your life You know something here just ain't right What about love Don't you want someone to care about you What about love Don't let it slip away What about love I only want to share it with you What about love Don't you want someone to care about you What about love Don't let it slip away What about love I only want to share it with you

Echos....
Two hearts long to embrace two souls to entwine to bring low the distance that once did divide. To play symphonies of desire, love and passion their orchestras concertoing the realities of what was once merely imagined. Lamented by lovers in poem, prose and song since time unremembered ...in this lamentation doth all they feel, need desire...belong. For when their dreams doth become their reality The sharing of all that is their body, soul and being will resonate with the lamentations of all the lovers since time unremembered and echo unto eternity.....

Suggestion For A Solution?
I was chatting with a pal of mine the other night, about what has happened with the slowed down rating system that has been put into place, she had a idea that she shared with me, and that I would like to share with the people of fu-bar and maybe get some feed back, or build on this idea, and propose it to BabyJ. On fu-bar there is only one way to level up, and that is thru rating pictures and profiles, with the addition of a-11's, you are able to level up a little more quickly. What if other ways of leveling were added? in real bars, they have pool and dart tournaments, they have ladies night, blackjack, texas holdem..etc.. could some of these be added to fu-bar? I am not familiar with the making of web sites, so what I am suggestion may be far fetched, or impossible to implement..but I thought if I threw this out there, maybe it would spark an idea, or build on this idea from other fellow fu-barians. Those who enjoy rating can continue to do so, those that are not happy with t

2 Weeks To Go
It's hard to believe that in 2 weeks (almost exactly 2 weeks cause right now it's almost the exact time it will happen too) that I'll be jumping into Lake Erie. Which is going to be interesting. Right now most of the lake is frozen. So there's a real good chance that come the 21st the lake will still be frozen and they'll have to bust up the ice for us to do the Polar Bear Plunge. Don't worry there will be pictures from it being done. I figure might as well since it's not often people are crazy enough to jump into freezing water in the middle of winter. If you want to read more about it click the link... Polar Bear Plunge Information Just remember that's not the page for donations to support me taking part in this. If you want to donate towards supporting me doing this the next link is the one you want. I'm trying to raise at least $100 and any little bit helps even if it's just $5. The money raised goes towards Ohio Special Olympics. Click here to donate

Ugh I Should Have Know
Julian Lennon I Should Have Know Lyrics: If I could say to you and you could say to me, love is not enough, to keep our devotion, 'cos time and time again, you've disappeared and then, you've come home to me and played my emotions. And I, I should have know before, that you would break my heart and I'm trapped in this lonely room, because you broke my heart, I should have known right from the start. You showed me how to laugh, [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/1oUg ] you showed me how to cry, I gave you everything, my love and devotion. You tore my life apart, you killed my inner heart, you raped every part of me, you raped my emotions. And I, I should have know before, that you would break my heart and I'm trapped in this lonely room, because you broke my heart, I should have known right from the start. And I, I should have know before, that you would break my heart and I'm trapped in this lonely room, because you broke my heart, I should

New To The Fu
I'm new obviously and don't understand the whole fu bucks thing. and don't really know anyone. I'm not the type that goes and looks at peoples profile I'm more of a waiter for someone to look for mine. So help an innocent young man out?

How Many
I cant remember how many days or times i have cut my skin and hurt myself but for the first time i can remember something in life. I remember two things how many days i havent cut myself (1) and how it was the best feeling in the world. For the first time in 13 years i have not taking the cold steal of a knife and hurt myself with it. It is the greatest feeling every i truly think i have beaten this shit. Hell i hope i have this is the first time ive ever stoped doing it. The first time someone too the time to say hey you dummy wake up look at what your doing to yourself everyday for what to so said let stress go. Uh ah it dont work like that. For the first time i am able to think free minded and be open to people i would have never been open with before. I truly dont want to do that to myself anymore. And for once in my life i am strong enough to say fuck the knifes i wont do it again.

Turn The Other Way.. Avenged Sevenfold
Got my ticket already! Yay! Slit my wrists, take away the pain. Slit my throat, there's no one to blame. Lost in the fields of confusion. Restless nights, they're not far away. Away, what. I came here for something and I'm not turning back. Strong piece of mind but you still hold my keys. Keeping my fate deep within your threshold. Petty inconvenience but it means the world to me. You have the power. To set me free. Caught in your grasp, how? Just let me be. Give me control out. Out of these depths. A fiery hell. I pray for death. I've been the wrong one time and time again. Now I'm on my knees forgive me please. Tore out my heart, handed to me on a silver platter. Sew up the hole, emptiness in the place of compassion. You made me this way. I am the product of your creation. Sew up the hole, right now, Now you look the other way. You've turned away from me, The future's much to far away to see. I hope you learn the truth, not the way things wer

The Pot... Tool
And these guys.. I'd sell my youngest to see them! "The Pot" Who are you to wave your finger? Ya' must have been out your head. Eye hole deep in muddy waters. You practically raised the dead. Rob the grave, to snow the cradle. Then burn the evidence down. Soapbox, house of cards, and glass, So don't go tossin' your stones around. You must have been high. You must have been high. You must have been. Foot in mouth, and head up asshole. Whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out, boy! You must have been, so high. You must have been, so high. Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference. kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent. Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo Got lemon juice up in your...EYE! When you pissed all over my black kettle You must have been HIGH, HIGH You must have been HIGH, HIGH Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it. Eyeballs deep in muddy waters Fuckin' hypocrit

New Thing I'ma Start Doin...
So many fuckin people just put a shitload of random pictures of shit and expect people to rate them... Why? I really give a fuck abour a random ass picture of a bananna with a number as a description? Fuck you rate whore ass mufuckas. And to say "Won't add you till you rate them" Or "Won't let you see a picture of my actual self untill they are rated"... Didn't know that's what this shit was about? I understand some people got a thing about rating and so on... Want some internet status to make their lives seem better or something. I personally think it's kind of sad in a funny way, but yeah... SO from now on I'ma just start blocking people who do that shit... Also, if I see some clearly doctored picture, they'll be on the block list. Don't care if it's a cut out of your face and you threw it on some supermodel... Are you that ashamed of yourself? You gotta make some desperate pathetic attempt to make it "look like" you have someone elses body? OH or the fuckin morphing pictures. A fu

My Mind Plays It Over And Over ....
I'm leavin the same way I came in It's lookin forward but I can't see straight It's just like I know where I'm going It's just like me to fool myself I'm what happens Buried by the words of a liar I'm what happens But I'm alive and I'm still breathin yeah We're sane because of her taste You didn't say enough (?) My mind plays it over and over Slow motion But we're moving faster, moving faster So much further Let's not lose control Light a match just to watch it burn Struck Light a match just to watch you burn Where are you goin? How far? Where are you goin? Let's give them HELL! We're sane because of her taste You didn't say enough (?) My mind plays it over and over Slow motion But we're moving faster, moving faster So much further Let's not lose control I'll bite the bullet Just to save myself Oh! Oh no, this ship is quickly sinking We gotta take control, gotta take control Oh no, this ship is quickly sinking We gotta take control, gotta take c

Help!
I am so tired of having to do every damn thing in the place that I am staying at! I live back home with my parents for right this moment until my aptment comes through. I clean everyday! I have to wash dishes every night and if i forget they pile up until I can get to them. I have to wash clothes, everybody's clothes not just mine or my other halfs. I think this is not fair to me! I have to also take care of therre pets too along with mine and have to buy shit for them too! I am just sick and tired of that! What are they going to do when we leave from here???

Forever
My Favorite... and he's coming to town! In my brightest hour Of my darkest day I realized what is wrong with me Can't get over you Can't get through to you It's been a helter skelter romance from the start Take these memories that are haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreads By his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her He'll never forgive her Because days come and go But my feelings for you are forever Because days come and go But my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl Little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine In this moment I'm lonely Fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven this broken heart of mine Because days come and go But my feelings for you are forever Because days come and go But my feelings for you are forever One last kiss Before i go Dr

The Real Fat Sonny Love Train
OK PEOPLE THIS IS A NEW ONE FOR ME WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO IS QUITE SIMPLE WE ARE GOING TO GET TRUE AND ONLY TRUE PEOPLE ON BOARD BASICALLY IT IS A CASE OF YOU LOVE THE FAT MAN YOU JOIN THE TRAIN. WHAT IS REQUIRED I HEAR YOU ASK..... WELL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ADD / FAN / RATE EVERYBODY ON HERE AND THEN SEND ME A PM LETTING ME KNOW YOU HAVE DONE IT AND WISH TO BE ON THE TRAIN. SIMPLE EH? NOW I AM NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND CHECK EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE TRAIN BUT I AM GOING TO DO RANDOM CHECKS SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHO I WILL LOOK AT WHICH MEANS YOU SAY YOU HAVE AND YOU HAVEN’T YOU ARE NOT GETTING ON. THIS IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING HOW TRUE YOU REALLY ARE AND THE LOVE FOR FAT SONNY. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU HERE ARE THE CREW DRIVER President Lincoln©~Fat Sonnys' Proud Uncle~OWNER of VIGILANTE RADIO~blank requests get denied@ fubar CONDUCTOR ▓ℜainbowBriteKill@▓© GoddessOfGraphicKillaz&DangerousCurvesMember@ fubar GUARDS Hurricane© [SCM #41

2-07-09 Blog To Friends
First, I want to thank all of the people that tried to stand up for those of us who have worked hard only to be hurt by some of the new changes & It’s now obvious that our opinions do not mean anything when it comes to suggestions about this site. I’ll be here to help my friends when I can but the many hours I spent rating & working hard to acquire the points I once had will take another 2 years & I just don’t have that kind of devotion anymore. I passed up on my other hobbies & its not worth it anymore especially if the things that matter to us (the paying members) have no meaning to the people that run this site. Because I own a service company I have always thought customers made the difference “ guess not here”. So, I’m not leaving but I just wont be as available anymore since NASCAR & fishing are coming back. I’m just gonna go back to the things I once enjoyed instead of being here a lot. Please do not hesitate to call on me if you need my help & when I am here I’l

Strangers On Friends List.
What is it with people on the net calling someone a friend just because they added another to their fake ass friends list their so fucking lame.for most of you don't know that you have to talk to the ones you add on a regular basis and show interest in their lives by asking questions about them to become true friends.take note.this is the only fucking way to become friends.

Every Winner Has Scars.
Your Daily Motivation – Every Winner Has Scars. Saturday February 7, 2009 EVERY WINNER HAS SCARS. Life is made up of a series of experiences. Each one will make you stronger, even though it may be hard for you to realize it at the time. Life is your classroom in which you're being tested, tried, and passed. Always try to stay in the midst of life and activity. Don't isolate yourself from the action. Your character develops itself in the stream of life. The setbacks and hardships you endure actually help you in your march forward to success. The world was built to develop your character. Life expects you to make progress in reasonable time. That's why those elementary school chairs are so small. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the rest of your organs

Edition 2 02/07/09
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. ~ Tabie ~ "Founder Of Twilight Levelers"@ fubar $ç()øTëR™--(Lori'sHubby)[Owned by QueenNassy]{Owner of Rating Revolution}]@ fubar Drunk1™ --Fu Own'd By [[Per]]@ fubar SweeT♥N♥InnocenT@ fubar Joe@ fubar ღஐMzCuffedDesires... Your Ninja, Bitch, Nympho LiL Fu Addict!!!@ fubar BhamBuggy Phoenix's Baby!!@ fubar ▂▃━☆FEISTY☆━▃▂®™FornicatesWifey/DangerousCurvesMembe

02-07-09
The Time Has Come and The time Is NOW!!! Hey all my fellow Fubarians. These individuals some you know some you don't know but you should really get to know them thier a bunch of great fubarians both male and female. Some i have known for awhile and some i have not known for long at all. I am Gonna Be Doing a Weekly Pimpout For My Friends, Fans and Family. Also These I Pick Are Not At Any Certain Order Fan, Rate, Add, Bling Show these Fellow Fubarians Love. ~ Tabie ~ "Founder Of Twilight Levelers"@ fubar $ç()øTëR™--(Lori'sHubby)[Owned by QueenNassy]{Owner of Rating Revolution}]@ fubar Drunk1™ --Fu Own'd By [[Per]]@ fubar SweeT♥N♥InnocenT@ fubar Joe@ fubar ღஐMzCuffedDesires... Your Ninja, Bitch, Nympho LiL Fu Addict!!!@ fubar BhamBuggy Phoenix's Baby!!@ fubar ▂▃━☆FEISTY☆━▃▂®™FornicatesWifey/DangerousCurvesMembe

I Own You~
"I own you-you are my slave and mine alone" again and again, as if it is a chant, you tell me as you fuck me with long smooth thrusts, kissing me fiercely, waiting until you know I'm about to orgasm. Before I actually do, you slip out of me, pulling me up and onto my knees, grabbing and pinning my wrists together tightly. I gasp, the pain so sudden, so fierce. You tell me that you want to prove to me that I can place myself totally in your care. You ask me to surrender to you, totally, to obey you without any question; you tell me you will cherish me for it. Your blue, blue eyes stare unblinking into my soft brown ones as you wait for me to agree. I have no choice but to accept. I know, as well as you do that I am yours. I cannot refuse you. "Yes, My Beloved, Master, I surrender myself to you and I will obey you." I gaze up at you, and nod. You look at me kneeling in front of you with my wrists clamped in one of your hands and the moist swell of my pussy in your other. The expres

Endless Love
Its funny how over the years love doesnt change however the kind of love does. I'll be the first to admit that I still love my 1st husband I however am not in love with him. I love him because even after we got divorced he has always been there for me. Maybe it's wrong to still love him but I don't care if it's wrong. He's been in my life for 8 years and will continue to be even after other people come and go.....